Player Info

User: Abe
Class: Barbarian
Admin?: No
Level: 74
Next level: 19 days, 14:21:17
Status: Offline
Host: BinarySavior!~BinarySav@idlerpg/player/BinarySavior
Account Created: Tue Jul 6 11:33:10 2021
Last login: Thu Mar 7 14:33:41 2024
Total time idled: 650 days, 14:41:41
Current position: [22,154]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 119 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 51
charm: 97
gloves: 61
helm: 65 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 49
ring: 56 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 70
tunic: 102 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 60

sum: 730

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 22:23:19
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 16:01:29
quit: 37 days, 12:43:38

total: 39 days, 03:08:26

Character Modifiers

[07/06/21 17:08:14] Abe [4/6] has challenged sbp [50/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/06/21 17:24:57] Abe [8/11] has challenged Wolf [176/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/06/21 18:05:21] Abe [14/23] has challenged t3chn0 [54/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/06/21 18:31:24] Abe [0/32] has challenged laama [195/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/06/21 20:56:33] Abe [34/55] has challenged aqsd [313/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/06/21 22:50:41] Abe [26/65] has challenged nya [460/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/07/21 02:56:56] Abe [65/99] has challenged Misza [160/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/07/21 06:38:25] Abe is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:00:54 is added to their clock.
[07/07/21 12:09:54] Abe [97/131] has challenged eising [326/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/07/21 15:38:09] Abe [31/135] has challenged dxrt [92/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/07/21 19:39:42] Abe [127/143] has challenged EdFletcher [225/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/08/21 07:09:52] Silvanus_Betrium [233/298] has challenged Abe [45/152] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:48 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[07/08/21 11:16:04] Abe [139/152] has challenged BastelBot [363/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/08/21 18:33:24] Abe [154/161] has challenged eising [374/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/09/21 03:00:43] Abe [41/168] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [246/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/09/21 12:49:15] Abe [76/168] has challenged Nechayev [312/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/10/21 00:11:55] Abe [138/169] has challenged Paganel [93/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from Abe's clock.
[07/10/21 11:01:15] Theleveler [309/462] has challenged Abe [113/169] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:48 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[07/10/21 11:10:38] Abe [148/180] has challenged MrGlass [322/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/11/21 02:29:12] Abe [21/180] has challenged CodeGeek [33/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/11/21 20:14:46] Abe [1/205] has challenged jgn [115/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/12/21 13:25:33] dnim, nyuszika7h, and Abe [351/960] have team battled uovobw, dwfreed, and zankore [170/1274] and won! 0 days, 00:41:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/21 16:09:46] Abe [202/207] has challenged ChowderKeg [6/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from Abe's clock.
[07/12/21 21:18:02] Sherpard2, texke, and PiotrekD [84/1235] have team battled Abe, szczot3k, and Faradome [751/857] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/21 08:41:02] A_Dragon [7/597] has challenged Abe [129/207] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:49 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[07/13/21 12:02:25] Abe [122/222] has challenged MetaNova [346/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/14/21 15:45:39] Abe [87/243] has challenged damyan [123/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/15/21 08:22:51] texke [196/339] has come upon Abe [44/243] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:30:22 is removed from texke's clock.
[07/15/21 23:55:02] Abe [188/244] has challenged Iines [92/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from Abe's clock.
[07/17/21 01:41:43] apb, Wolf, and Phil [556/1503] have team battled Oblomov, gildarts, and Abe [688/1051] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/21 06:56:36] Abe [134/251] has challenged xbill [388/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/18/21 04:55:45] Abe [9/251] has come upon _sh [182/532] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:29:23 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/18/21 16:18:19] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:23 towards level 38.
[07/18/21 20:30:47] ShiaLabeouf, apb, and shikhin [82/1182] have team battled Abe, eising, and DirtyVader [374/946] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/21 02:33:46] Abe [184/251] has challenged Sergio [264/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/19/21 03:41:58] Abe lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:55:28 from level 39.
[07/19/21 20:15:44] ChowderKeg, DrWhax, and Abe [729/1340] have team battled Syloq, bagels, and uovobw [864/1254] and lost! 0 days, 07:17:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/21 15:57:44] Abe [185/283] has challenged rfc2549 [422/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/21/21 19:10:57] Abe [77/283] has come upon Pricey [235/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:51:00 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/22/21 02:36:18] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:00 towards level 40.
[07/22/21 09:39:46] Abe is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:02:19 is added to their clock.
[07/22/21 20:10:55] Abe was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:30 from level 40.
[07/23/21 01:49:31] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:12 towards level 40.
[07/23/21 16:15:24] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:14 towards level 40.
[07/24/21 05:22:30] Abe [262/283] has challenged d4n13L [33/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from Abe's clock.
[07/24/21 19:40:40] Abe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:14 towards level 41.
[07/25/21 19:43:41] CompanionCube, Abe, and crysis [180/1173] have team battled ChowderKeg, buZz, and Jens [55/1322] and won! 0 days, 02:46:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/21 20:32:48] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:21 towards level 41.
[07/26/21 06:00:21] Abe [104/305] has challenged Affliction [243/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/26/21 19:24:20] Globbs [321/370] has come upon Abe [119/305] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:05 is removed from Globbs's clock.
[07/27/21 06:11:28] Bluedog [235/454] has challenged Abe [213/307] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[07/27/21 18:46:36] Phunkle [46/136] has challenged Abe [285/307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Phunkle's clock.
[07/27/21 21:32:31] hare [149/495] has challenged Abe [33/307] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:26 is removed from hare's clock.
[07/27/21 22:59:40] Syloq [350/407] has come upon Abe [39/307] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:05 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[07/28/21 13:14:37] Abe [59/307] has come upon pyre [507/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:03 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/29/21 13:58:04] Abe [57/337] has challenged kptr [116/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/30/21 05:11:02] Abe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:47 towards level 43.
[07/30/21 10:15:39] jaxson [41/409] has challenged Abe [79/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/30/21 20:30:51] MetaNova, sky, and Nechayev [894/1144] have team battled Abe, Drin, and elf [694/1374] and won! 0 days, 00:26:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/21 08:13:43] dxrt [250/352] has challenged Abe [274/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to dxrt's clock.
[08/01/21 06:54:23] mordac [309/420] has challenged Abe [90/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:58 is removed from mordac's clock.
[08/01/21 09:18:32] jgn, Sherpard2, and Abe [34/1484] have team battled hockpa2e, xbill, and vegadark [493/1607] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/21 18:34:19] Abe set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:27 from level 43.
[08/01/21 19:21:22] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:36 towards level 43.
[08/02/21 06:41:50] Abe [128/337] has challenged eggy [55/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from Abe's clock.
[08/02/21 22:15:04] unicron, aqsd, and HellSpawn [738/1103] have team battled Russell, Abe, and wille [955/1251] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/21 11:07:03] HeavyPodda [204/436] has come upon Abe [46/412] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:06:29 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/15/21 11:08:09] HeavyPodda [152/436] has come upon Abe [199/412] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:40:00 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/15/21 13:08:16] Paganel [84/477] has challenged Abe [24/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:04:44 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[08/15/21 19:21:03] Abe and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/21 23:21:34] Pricey and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/21 02:17:47] bg, shymega, and sbp [972/1000] have team battled cremefresh, cornfeedhobo, and Abe [126/1224] and won! 0 days, 00:08:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/21 03:37:16] Abe and szczot3k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/21 04:21:07] Abe [181/414] has challenged nyuszika7h [505/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/16/21 08:14:39] kptr [23/444] has challenged Abe [127/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:17 is added to kptr's clock.
[08/16/21 15:50:08] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:02 towards level 45.
[08/16/21 21:00:29] Abe was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:29 from level 45.
[08/17/21 04:25:03] omero [182/231] has challenged Abe [59/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:30 is removed from omero's clock.
[08/17/21 18:32:36] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:30 towards level 45.
[08/17/21 20:41:52] Covid-19 and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/21 04:54:20] Abe fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:24 from level 45.
[08/19/21 07:28:41] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:16 towards level 45.
[08/19/21 11:24:46] Abe [43/416] has come upon eising [148/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/20/21 04:44:54] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:34 towards level 45.
[08/20/21 16:38:46] Abe [175/416] has challenged RussellB [366/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/20/21 19:53:18] heisenbug and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/21 13:42:36] fattrat [234/470] has challenged Abe [182/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/21/21 20:50:03] io [309/572] has come upon Abe [75/416] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:48:35 is removed from io's clock.
[08/22/21 05:25:36] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:40 towards level 46.
[08/23/21 14:34:15] Abe [357/419] has come upon freeboson [33/449] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:05:38 is removed from Abe's clock.
[08/24/21 09:58:16] Abe [125/419] has challenged Drin [19/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:02:04 is removed from Abe's clock.
[08/25/21 04:31:04] iiriix, Abe, and MELOONi [918/1429] have team battled aqsd, Forud, and HeavyPodda [1280/1481] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/21 08:57:57] Abe [317/425] has challenged Drin [318/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/26/21 21:23:43] cornfeedhobo [164/353] has challenged Abe [303/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/27/21 17:04:02] Abe [244/425] has come upon Fenrik [343/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:35:29 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/29/21 20:39:38] Kronan [230/404] has challenged Abe [269/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Kronan's clock.
[08/30/21 12:59:18] Oblomov, Abe, and HellSpawn [232/1216] have team battled Paganel, Sherpard2, and Yarosh [1387/1552] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/21 18:32:51] Abe [236/425] has challenged blackroot [509/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:39:10 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/31/21 10:35:42] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:59 towards level 47.
[08/31/21 16:54:42] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:55 towards level 47.
[09/01/21 06:12:06] Abe, blackroot, and zbe [1253/1441] have team battled O[_], Algernon, and pastly [13/1256] and won! 0 days, 02:44:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/21 00:58:40] clubbprez [51/81] has challenged Abe [114/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to clubbprez's clock.
[09/02/21 01:45:27] eising [267/819] has challenged Abe [210/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:35:02 is removed from eising's clock.
[09/02/21 05:31:12] Abe [1/434] has challenged Puff [126/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Abe's clock.
[09/02/21 20:03:39] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:25 towards level 48.
[09/04/21 03:37:32] scornn and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/21 14:58:25] Abe [180/434] has come upon Notir [167/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:26:11 is removed from Abe's clock.
[09/06/21 01:06:04] runtime, Abe, and gildarts [927/1285] have team battled QinWentian, Crazycatlady, and RussellB [311/1555] and won! 0 days, 02:55:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/21 02:38:10] Reilly, Disruptor, and Abe [1049/1329] have team battled Techman, xbill, and Cjefke [1408/1652] and lost! 0 days, 10:31:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/21 01:42:14] bookworm [336/417] has come upon Abe [223/434] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:21:26 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[09/07/21 03:08:55] LoSKi [131/479] has challenged Abe [230/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to LoSKi's clock.
[09/07/21 13:38:11] Abe and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/21 04:31:04] Iines, sc, and HellSpawn [1899/2079] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Abe, and dave [1359/1631] and won! 0 days, 21:43:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/21 06:49:18] hare [107/602] has challenged Abe [160/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to hare's clock.
[09/08/21 14:42:09] Abe [280/445] has challenged Lenny_ [357/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Abe's clock.
[09/08/21 15:30:02] Abe was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:16:06 from level 49.
[09/09/21 01:17:17] Abe, wille, and bobvador [963/1274] have team battled Nysdar, Paperclip, and popey [960/1502] and won! 1 day, 07:57:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/21 11:09:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Abe with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:14:01 from level 49.
[09/11/21 02:45:59] Abe [198/445] has come upon Paganel [429/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:49:21 is added to Abe's clock.
[09/11/21 06:46:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 4 days, 11:47:36 toward level 49.
[09/11/21 07:40:04] Abe [9/445] has challenged tomhek [81/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:45:41 is added to Abe's clock.
[09/12/21 10:46:48] Abe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:01 from level 49.
[09/12/21 12:47:05] Abe [154/445] has challenged sbp [323/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:12:59 is added to Abe's clock.
[09/12/21 13:56:30] Tor and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/21 10:54:58] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:35 towards level 49.
[09/13/21 22:36:08] Abe, runtime, and The_Decryptor [1444/1512] have team battled Juan, BUSY, and bagels [406/1432] and won! 0 days, 02:04:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/21 03:48:40] washclof and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/21 04:04:23] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:38 towards level 49.
[09/14/21 06:25:39] Abe [395/445] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [442/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Abe's clock.
[09/14/21 07:49:01] RussellB [48/759] has challenged Abe [18/445] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[09/14/21 11:09:43] Abe and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/21 17:20:25] Abe, gradator, and tswsl [906/1448] have team battled Cirdan, pwae, and unicron [1235/1494] and lost! 1 day, 20:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/21 21:31:59] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:02:55 towards level 50.
[09/22/21 16:56:45] spex, zbe, and Quack [897/1382] have team battled Abe, Hirion, and MELOONi [1137/1591] and lost! 0 days, 13:12:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/21 18:28:19] Disruptor, mordac, and krin [409/1292] have team battled Kritzefitz, buzel, and Abe [1524/1566] and lost! 0 days, 05:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/21 11:39:33] Abe was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:07 from level 50.
[09/23/21 17:17:44] Sombra [413/459] has come upon Abe [259/445] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:55 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[09/23/21 17:17:59] Sombra [366/459] has come upon Abe [102/445] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:05:35 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[09/23/21 19:52:27] rathel [7/13] has challenged Abe [16/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to rathel's clock.
[09/24/21 11:16:42] Svetland [202/512] has challenged Abe [165/445] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[09/25/21 13:52:51] Abe [51/445] has challenged StalkR [236/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:55 is added to Abe's clock.
[09/26/21 02:14:24] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:46 towards level 50.
[09/26/21 08:51:26] Abe, anarcat, and caeli [1001/1631] have team battled nyuszika7h, uovobw, and Oblomov [453/1588] and won! 0 days, 03:17:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/21 18:36:42] Abe [353/445] has come upon sheu [178/518] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:17:06 is removed from Abe's clock.
[09/29/21 03:44:09] Karen [260/443] has come upon Abe [212/445] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:11:52 is removed from Karen's clock.
[09/30/21 11:31:06] Abe [340/445] has challenged pztrn [27/441] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from Abe's clock.
[10/02/21 04:11:31] gegenschein, Algernon, and cfjk [585/1169] have team battled cryptolightning, Abe, and Ancalagon [416/1435] and won! 0 days, 00:27:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/21 01:42:15] Abe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Abe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/21 04:41:40] Abe and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/21 05:27:33] Abe [443/448] has challenged blabber [163/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:47:24 is removed from Abe's clock.
[10/05/21 00:31:17] Abe [36/448] has challenged CrashOverride [411/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:32:06 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/05/21 07:57:36] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:41 towards level 51.
[10/05/21 19:57:41] Syloq [152/474] has come upon Abe [446/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:16:33 is added to Syloq's clock.
[10/06/21 15:11:43] edk, heisenbug, Abe, and JeDa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/21 19:29:35] Mlajzuk, cryptolightning, and Geoff [1100/1399] have team battled Abe, dwfreed, and wille [486/1833] and won! 0 days, 02:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/21 02:56:52] iiriix, gildarts, and washclof [320/1713] have team battled Abe, Togra, and pwae [986/1624] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/21 17:29:41] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:35 towards level 51.
[10/08/21 18:47:15] Abe [440/448] has challenged Karen [59/445] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Abe's clock.
[10/09/21 22:21:05] Acolarh [571/692] has come upon Abe [153/448] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:50:13 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[10/09/21 22:22:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Abe with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 22:57:55 from level 52.
[10/10/21 18:14:06] Destruia [244/384] has come upon Abe [409/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:11 is added to Destruia's clock.
[10/10/21 19:40:16] rs, Paganel, and BastelBot [1609/1725] have team battled Abe, sky, and MrMagoo [47/1244] and won! 0 days, 11:35:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/21 20:42:56] Abe left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Abe's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/21 16:05:12] Abe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:49 towards level 52.
[10/13/21 08:14:38] gdm [81/557] has challenged Abe [104/445] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to gdm's clock.
[10/14/21 08:51:35] munkis and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/21 16:04:15] Silvanus_Betrium [240/641] has come upon Abe [340/445] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:59:35 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/14/21 16:51:52] Nysdar and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/21 16:48:59] JamCow and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/21 17:48:06] Khorne and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 20:00:43] Abe [230/445] has come upon ion [259/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:53:05 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/17/21 13:28:45] ChowderKeg [159/697] has come upon Abe [19/445] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:13:48 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[10/18/21 07:00:04] Abe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:36 towards level 52.
[10/18/21 22:04:03] Abe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:56 from level 52.
[10/19/21 02:30:42] hare, Abe, and JigmeDatse [1097/1507] have team battled KindOne, omero, and gradator [1566/1624] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/21 10:58:51] hiding [113/226] has challenged Abe [250/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to hiding's clock.
[10/19/21 15:03:17] Gerlo [26/201] has challenged Abe [33/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Gerlo's clock.
[10/20/21 12:52:22] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:02 towards level 52.
[10/20/21 18:26:01] pztrn [426/441] has come upon Abe [213/445] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:59:30 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[10/21/21 05:40:30] Aksej [167/376] has challenged Abe [420/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Aksej's clock.
[10/21/21 05:43:37] Abe and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/21 08:58:05] Abe [444/445] has challenged Techman [95/815] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from Abe's clock.
[10/21/21 15:17:27] Abe fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:57 from level 53.
[10/22/21 11:44:01] Abe [329/445] has challenged rs [136/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:58:29 is removed from Abe's clock.
[10/23/21 09:27:50] theZoMBiE, Finley, and Abe [570/1327] have team battled d4n13L, Tenedos, and HellSpawn [1440/1497] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 16:31:32] Abe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:28:59 from level 53.
[10/24/21 18:14:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 4 days, 08:03:12 toward level 53.
[10/25/21 12:09:21] Abe and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 01:46:25] Abe [216/445] has come upon wille [229/429] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:16 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/27/21 08:36:28] MrMagoo [211/434] has challenged Abe [324/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[10/28/21 16:31:36] Abe, gettu, and TimWolla [1267/1703] have team battled MetaNova, hare, and Carl [200/1651] and won! 0 days, 05:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/21 05:17:32] Ancalagon [574/625] has challenged Abe [232/445] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:48:59 is removed from Ancalagon's clock.
[10/29/21 20:46:04] Abe [443/454] has challenged Geoff [212/529] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Abe's clock.
[10/31/21 04:13:41] Kangie [6/294] has challenged Abe [273/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Kangie's clock.
[10/31/21 16:48:56] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:27 towards level 54.
[11/01/21 00:40:35] Abe [79/454] has come upon sheu [99/732] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:16:46 is added to Abe's clock.
[11/01/21 09:36:19] TimWolla, Abe, and nawcom [1512/1679] have team battled vegadark, Svetland, and JigmeDatse [259/1924] and won! 1 day, 09:00:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/21 02:35:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 3 days, 03:16:34 toward level 54.
[11/03/21 05:51:45] Forud [529/817] has challenged Abe [247/454] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Forud's clock.
[11/03/21 15:44:33] Abe [372/454] has challenged Paperclip [474/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:30:49 is added to Abe's clock.
[11/04/21 14:34:58] fattrat [377/487] has come upon Abe [105/454] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:15:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/05/21 03:37:49] Wolf stole Abe's level 71 helm while they were sleeping! Wolf leaves their old level 42 helm behind, which Abe then takes.
[11/05/21 12:19:10] Abe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:54 towards level 54.
[11/06/21 15:39:59] Abe [392/422] has come upon JackyB [322/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:26:50 is removed from Abe's clock.
[11/07/21 02:04:57] Abe was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:37 from level 54.
[11/08/21 09:57:01] Nechayev, Majak, and penguinjoints [774/1692] have team battled Abe, Sherpard2, and Bahhumbug [799/1570] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 14:06:34] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:57 towards level 54.
[11/09/21 18:50:51] Abe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:10 towards level 54.
[11/10/21 00:36:21] Abe [251/430] has challenged coding_monk [422/438] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Abe's clock.
[11/10/21 02:23:45] Silvanus_Betrium [213/641] has come upon Abe [199/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:11:00 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[12/24/21 11:55:55] Psilocybe [535/587] has come upon Abe [190/430] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:55:57 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[12/24/21 14:47:07] sparogy, kptr, and crank [767/1713] have team battled Russell, Abe, and mgr [1190/1763] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/21 20:03:32] Abe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:42 from level 55.
[12/25/21 23:06:59] Abe [158/430] has challenged mordac [277/501] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:49:40 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/26/21 18:46:53] Abe [321/430] has come upon wesley [387/448] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:15:38 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/28/21 15:19:29] krin [761/777] has challenged Abe [419/430] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:34:09 is removed from krin's clock.
[12/29/21 04:32:02] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:39:07 towards level 55.
[12/30/21 09:32:46] canton7 [254/635] has challenged Abe [218/430] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from canton7's clock.
[12/30/21 22:03:19] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:39 towards level 55.
[01/01/22 18:03:02] Lord255 [125/621] has come upon Abe [307/430] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:24:16 is added to Lord255's clock.
[01/02/22 04:40:48] StalkR, TimWolla, and nyuszika7h [1258/2145] have team battled pyre, zbe, and Abe [1532/1569] and lost! 1 day, 09:58:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/22 12:01:01] Abe bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:18:53 from level 55.
[01/02/22 15:44:30] hax404 [273/523] has challenged Abe [79/430] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:33:49 is removed from hax404's clock.
[01/02/22 19:00:14] bsleep and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 15:16:45] hax404 [402/523] has come upon Abe [389/430] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:43:56 is removed from hax404's clock.
[01/03/22 18:12:41] buzel [240/793] has challenged Abe [12/430] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:08:05 is removed from buzel's clock.
[01/03/22 22:49:16] Zaratustra, Abe, and Cirdan [172/2092] have team battled mgr, Lenny_, and hax404 [304/1395] and lost! 1 day, 07:54:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/22 23:57:27] TauPan, Abe, and Nuae [228/1539] have team battled anarcat, kptr, and freeboson [721/1833] and lost! 0 days, 21:13:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/22 03:25:19] Abe [1/430] has come upon Arch [303/601] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:02:42 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/05/22 18:26:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 7 days, 17:46:19 toward level 55.
[01/06/22 08:25:31] pfoley [145/593] has challenged Abe [74/430] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:00:01 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[01/06/22 09:57:20] Abe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:02 towards level 55.
[01/06/22 15:33:27] Abe was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:17:55 from level 55.
[01/06/22 17:24:52] Disruptor and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/22 18:39:46] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:54 towards level 55.
[01/09/22 18:06:37] elf [623/633] has come upon Abe [222/430] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:24:06 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/09/22 20:37:46] Abe got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:03 from level 55.
[01/09/22 23:44:20] elf and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 05:47:21] Abe [395/434] has challenged crank [658/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/10/22 06:49:59] Abe, thornrag, and DrinkyBird [1433/1606] have team battled MadMan, Kritzefitz, and JackyB [1412/1924] and won! 3 days, 06:12:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/22 07:53:35] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:52 towards level 56.
[01/19/22 18:30:49] Abe [283/434] has challenged Nuae [244/504] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:36:32 is removed from Abe's clock.
[01/20/22 02:52:25] Abe and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/22 07:42:50] bsleep, StalkR, and Alarien [701/2054] have team battled Abe, Acolarh, and Aksej [1161/1535] and lost! 1 day, 10:53:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/22 18:15:25] Abe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:16:34 from level 56.
[01/21/22 03:52:52] ion [362/673] has challenged Abe [315/434] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/21/22 17:51:24] Abe and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/22 05:18:41] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:04:18 towards level 56.
[01/22/22 13:09:43] solarsparq [98/233] has challenged Abe [67/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[01/22/22 13:10:25] drahthaar [429/564] has come upon Abe [22/434] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:19:38 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[01/24/22 04:52:10] Abe [152/434] has challenged theZoMBiE [263/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:06:02 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/24/22 18:54:55] Abe [229/434] has challenged Misza [883/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:17 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/24/22 20:28:29] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:26 towards level 56.
[01/25/22 11:58:17] Abe [55/434] has challenged ToHellWithGA [301/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:31:10 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/26/22 16:18:27] Abe [37/434] has come upon cremefresh [148/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:44:02 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/26/22 22:18:16] kptr [291/497] has come upon Abe [376/434] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:49:30 is added to kptr's clock.
[01/27/22 00:29:26] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:37 towards level 56.
[01/28/22 20:56:37] Affliction and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/22 23:34:58] heisenbug, hugga, and herald [1072/1419] have team battled Bkid, Abe, and Alarien [1259/1541] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/22 00:50:20] Abe and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 17:15:03] yNos, A_Dragon, and dwfreed [2053/2388] have team battled Jens, Theleveler, and Abe [406/1407] and won! 0 days, 20:29:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/22 01:07:32] zbe [484/578] has challenged Abe [149/434] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/31/22 18:28:26] Zegwyn [86/117] has come upon Abe [248/434] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:27 is added to Zegwyn's clock.
[01/31/22 18:52:57] simple, xbill, and Asara [696/2163] have team battled Ralle, Abe, and Hirion [154/1310] and won! 0 days, 02:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/22 13:43:46] SirBummelz, Abe, and gradator [219/1530] have team battled zifnab06, nyuszika7h, and Sokar [387/1516] and lost! 0 days, 17:14:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/22 23:11:45] Abe [191/434] has challenged Theleveler [475/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:54 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/02/22 00:38:59] Abe and buzzzzz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/22 01:20:22] yano and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/22 09:56:28] Abe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:26 towards level 56.
[02/02/22 12:10:04] Kritzefitz, Aylat, and drahthaar [305/1577] have team battled yNos, Susumurata, and Abe [558/1534] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/22 15:35:04] nawcom, Abe, and Asara [42/1501] have team battled Lenny_, wesley, and crysis [88/1643] and lost! 0 days, 12:49:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/22 02:46:21] thatmint [43/326] has come upon Abe [225/434] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:44 is added to thatmint's clock.
[02/03/22 06:20:40] nawcom [40/603] has come upon Abe [92/434] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:41:01 is added to nawcom's clock.
[02/04/22 05:22:17] Abe [303/434] has challenged blabber [500/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:11 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/05/22 03:26:23] pants [245/675] has challenged Abe [164/434] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:01:03 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/05/22 17:45:47] crysis, Abe, and AlexS [1487/1675] have team battled cremefresh, krin, and signofzeta [807/2292] and won! 0 days, 01:11:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/22 22:31:21] Abe [273/435] has challenged bg [321/769] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/06/22 21:03:10] Abe [377/435] has come upon buyoq [57/858] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:25:20 is removed from Abe's clock.
[02/07/22 09:00:19] Abe [363/435] has come upon Affliction [354/572] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:49:03 is removed from Abe's clock.
[02/08/22 23:24:20] Feltharell, Abe, and kenyon [427/1710] have team battled KindOne, CompanionCube, and jjasghar [1937/1960] and lost! 1 day, 07:19:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/22 06:12:14] Abe [430/449] has come upon pitchshifter [50/427] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:30:32 is removed from Abe's clock.
[02/10/22 01:48:47] Abe [327/449] has challenged aqsd [336/530] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:04:39 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/10/22 06:17:43] jayvee, V, and buzel [200/2324] have team battled Abe, kinus, and Khorne [835/1703] and lost! 0 days, 07:22:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/22 10:31:24] fizz, yNos, and megubyte [1463/1818] have team battled ephemer0l, RussellB, and Abe [47/1636] and won! 0 days, 15:55:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 21:35:05] Bluedog [646/948] has come upon Abe [396/449] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:27:30 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[02/14/22 22:14:30] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:16:33 towards level 57.
[02/15/22 19:49:11] kzootech [315/389] has come upon Abe [222/449] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:57:55 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[02/17/22 12:22:41] dwfreed [849/1055] has challenged Abe [330/449] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:34:40 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/18/22 19:28:41] kinus [464/470] has challenged Abe [315/449] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:24:12 is removed from kinus's clock.
[02/19/22 19:17:22] Hex [173/341] has challenged Abe [77/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from Hex's clock.
[02/21/22 04:22:47] CornFly [376/482] has challenged Abe [201/449] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/21/22 04:22:47] CornFly has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:48:50 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/21/22 15:21:27] Hirion and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/22 17:24:50] Abe, Sorin, and signofzeta [858/1828] have team battled Chuck, EddieT137, and hax404 [1121/1465] and lost! 1 day, 12:36:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/22 20:20:08] Bolded [150/597] has come upon Abe [101/449] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:28:03 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[02/23/22 05:15:38] crysis, yano, and allo [1054/1941] have team battled hdm, Makhno, and Abe [351/1916] and won! 1 day, 01:15:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/22 05:23:06] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:40 towards level 57.
[02/24/22 22:23:48] kzootech, BUSY, Abe, and brycec have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/22 15:01:30] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:34 towards level 57.
[02/27/22 04:37:30] StalkR, buzel, and Bkid [1378/2039] have team battled soltys, freeboson, and Abe [964/1571] and won! 1 day, 22:39:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 19:21:36] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:01 towards level 57.
[02/28/22 01:30:32] Crazycatlady [126/731] has come upon Abe [360/449] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:13:16 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/28/22 03:14:32] Abe learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:54 towards level 57.
[02/28/22 07:36:20] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:03 towards level 57.
[02/28/22 11:15:29] Abe [160/449] has challenged Andrio [520/557] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/28/22 13:34:45] Gorek, KindOne, and MadMan [1802/1860] have team battled JamCow, zifnab06, and Abe [220/1694] and won! 3 days, 03:32:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/22 21:02:22] Abe and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/22 00:04:47] mordac, soltys, and Aelane [507/1883] have team battled TauPan, solarsparq, and Abe [898/1729] and lost! 1 day, 18:33:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/22 00:11:42] Abe misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:47:36 from level 58.
[03/01/22 01:53:02] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:02:12 towards level 58.
[03/01/22 17:10:49] Abe has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:53:54 from level 58.
[03/03/22 03:40:15] Helystraza [47/201] has challenged Abe [304/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Helystraza's clock.
[03/04/22 12:54:55] yNos, Abe, Sario, and io have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/22 16:54:25] Abe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:42 towards level 58.
[03/05/22 15:14:23] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:16:10 towards level 58.
[03/05/22 21:42:52] Sombra [143/820] has come upon Abe [97/449] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:43:32 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/06/22 06:37:35] Abe, ukleinek, and nawcom [61/1554] have team battled ChowderKeg, buzel, and Destruia [1613/2208] and lost! 3 days, 01:35:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/22 10:00:46] Abe and Mattusmindus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/22 13:52:03] Ferris, Abe, and Zaratustra [711/1843] have team battled BastelBot, dxrt, and Cirdan [1318/1814] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/22 16:29:26] Abe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:14 from level 58.
[03/08/22 02:15:47] Paganel [194/665] has challenged Abe [238/449] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:55:59 is added to Paganel's clock.
[03/08/22 08:16:59] jayvee [68/731] has challenged Abe [140/449] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:15:34 is added to jayvee's clock.
[03/14/22 13:21:56] thatmint [381/416] has come upon Abe [74/449] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:52:42 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[03/14/22 17:37:00] nyuszika7h [459/646] has come upon Abe [181/449] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:03:18 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[03/15/22 23:48:17] Thorael and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/22 00:55:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Abe with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:10:18 from level 58.
[03/16/22 08:12:44] Abe and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/22 16:00:05] EddieT137, Hirion, and Abe [1348/1415] have team battled Sorin, soltys, and buyoq [2039/2284] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/22 18:00:27] Abe and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 03:28:20] Algernon, ukleinek, and valek [1742/1755] have team battled opcode, Abe, and megubyte [10/1343] and won! 0 days, 10:38:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/22 00:16:34] gradator [508/665] has come upon Abe [74/449] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:43:18 is removed from gradator's clock.
[03/19/22 16:11:25] Abe [433/449] has challenged starlink [10/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:49 is removed from Abe's clock.
[03/21/22 08:32:25] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:57 towards level 58.
[03/21/22 17:12:50] Abe, KeboDK, and Hirion [718/1667] have team battled HellSpawn, coding_monk, and pants [1242/2137] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/22 19:17:46] kinus and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/22 06:33:34] Abe [69/449] has challenged Puff [249/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:16:24 is added to Abe's clock.
[03/24/22 13:15:01] Abe [384/468] has challenged apb [738/853] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Abe's clock.
[03/24/22 21:16:13] Abe, Psilocybe, and blackroot [1048/1760] have team battled invisiblek, Forud, and Neil [1357/1629] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/22 00:30:46] Abe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:59:21 from level 59.
[03/26/22 14:55:37] CrashOverride [571/734] has come upon Abe [273/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:56:50 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[03/27/22 07:52:47] allo [429/664] has challenged Abe [53/468] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:55:42 is removed from allo's clock.
[03/27/22 09:18:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Abe with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 17:02:57 from level 59.
[03/27/22 18:00:44] Abe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:04:07 from level 59.
[03/29/22 15:55:46] Abe and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/22 00:32:46] bg, Techman, and Abe [214/2179] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Omega, and t3chn0 [1495/2061] and lost! 0 days, 05:05:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/22 19:07:29] Drin [172/772] has come upon Abe [129/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:11 is removed from Drin's clock.
[03/31/22 12:58:31] Yarosh [378/482] has come upon Abe [310/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:47:36 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[04/01/22 07:06:18] Abe saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:03:37 from level 59.
[04/01/22 17:53:57] strife and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 06:21:48] Abe [450/468] has challenged gegenschein [114/653] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:03:38 is removed from Abe's clock.
[04/02/22 17:53:42] kenyon, Abe, and Kritzefitz [838/2246] have team battled Bkid, _sh, and ukleinek [355/1852] and won! 3 days, 11:55:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/22 06:57:45] cornfeedhobo [477/688] has come upon Abe [66/468] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:32:28 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/03/22 11:47:46] BastelBot [40/508] has challenged Abe [331/468] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:07:34 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[04/03/22 23:45:40] Abe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:17:04 from level 59.
[04/04/22 09:46:01] sky and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 21:04:46] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:44 towards level 59.
[04/05/22 00:54:54] Abe [388/471] has challenged Ralle [369/616] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:42:59 is removed from Abe's clock.
[04/05/22 18:58:28] Abe [124/471] has challenged mordac [225/525] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:38:51 is added to Abe's clock.
[04/05/22 19:58:39] ion [88/511] has challenged Abe [426/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:02 is added to ion's clock.
[04/05/22 21:55:53] sam [643/649] has come upon Abe [231/471] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:44:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/06/22 04:24:56] eroc1990 [235/456] has challenged Abe [113/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from eroc1990's clock.
[04/07/22 10:05:51] Abe [456/471] has challenged pasquale [113/312] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:46:29 is removed from Abe's clock.
[04/07/22 11:30:44] Neil, Abe, and Tenedos [99/1669] have team battled anarcat, Crazycatlady, and heisenbug [1714/2412] and lost! 0 days, 14:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 17:11:45] el [2/629] has challenged Abe [252/471] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:50:57 is added to el's clock.
[04/08/22 19:35:15] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:18:15 towards level 59.
[04/09/22 17:25:34] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:38:05 towards level 59.
[04/10/22 01:34:05] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:00 towards level 59.
[04/10/22 19:23:49] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:59 towards level 59.
[04/12/22 09:08:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 1 day, 10:57:06 toward level 59.
[04/12/22 19:17:16] Puff, Abe, and pfoley [1402/1826] have team battled sam, Nuae, and Carl [334/1845] and won! 1 day, 20:45:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/22 04:33:27] necistot [35/216] has challenged Abe [409/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to necistot's clock.
[04/13/22 22:52:26] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:20 towards level 59.
[04/14/22 01:08:42] kinus and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/22 19:27:58] Feltharell [160/719] has challenged Abe [89/471] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:55:28 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[04/17/22 20:09:03] Abe [236/471] has come upon bobvador [194/887] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:28:16 is removed from Abe's clock.
[04/19/22 03:09:16] Abe [346/471] has challenged GilbertErik [495/636] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Abe's clock.
[04/20/22 14:18:57] Abe and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/22 08:59:56] Abe [22/471] has challenged SCSi [22/546] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:10:09 is removed from Abe's clock.
[04/21/22 14:00:54] yano [549/679] has challenged Abe [212/471] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:47:54 is removed from yano's clock.
[04/22/22 11:46:35] Carl [261/646] has come upon Abe [208/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:32:15 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/22/22 14:13:52] Abe [119/471] has come upon bsleep [592/741] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:44:17 is added to Abe's clock.
[04/25/22 11:31:37] JigmeDatse [161/608] has come upon Abe [430/471] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:53:14 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[04/25/22 22:36:26] Abe, ChowderKeg, and Lord255 [1276/2010] have team battled ToHellWithGA, simple, and solarsparq [618/2659] and won! 1 day, 07:02:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 23:26:52] Abe [331/471] has challenged kptr [187/495] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:40:48 is removed from Abe's clock.
[04/28/22 21:38:12] Ankhers [2/653] has come upon Abe [341/471] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:12:34 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[05/31/22 21:59:06] style [103/496] has challenged Abe [383/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:53:01 is added to style's clock.
[06/02/22 09:56:18] O[_] [645/666] has come upon Abe [407/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:09:38 is removed from O[_]'s clock.
[06/02/22 13:13:38] Theleveler, Psilocybe, and Wolf [684/2774] have team battled brycec, Abe, and buzel [1169/2103] and lost! 0 days, 21:11:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/22 01:56:32] Floyd [30/302] has challenged Abe [442/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Floyd's clock.
[06/04/22 02:13:35] Abe [150/471] has challenged Affliction [301/712] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:36:16 is added to Abe's clock.
[06/04/22 08:21:19] soltys [91/692] has come upon Abe [409/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:55:11 is added to soltys's clock.
[06/04/22 10:19:42] Hirion and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/22 18:06:19] Abe sharpened the edge of their weapon! Abe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/22 21:53:57] Abe and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 04:22:41] Techman [428/980] has come upon Abe [222/475] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:06:00 is removed from Techman's clock.
[06/08/22 18:22:49] Abe lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:00:17 from level 60.
[06/09/22 12:11:43] Abe [262/475] has come upon Hirion [185/580] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:01:04 is removed from Abe's clock.
[06/09/22 21:41:04] Abe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:36 towards level 60.
[06/10/22 05:46:09] Fenrik [257/912] has challenged Abe [55/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:40:03 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[06/10/22 06:17:33] Abe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:55 towards level 60.
[06/10/22 15:48:04] Nechayev [405/550] has challenged Abe [237/475] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:39:30 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[06/11/22 02:34:37] Abe and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/22 18:45:52] buzel and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 10:18:00] sky and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 20:54:05] pwae [463/652] has come upon Abe [179/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:11:47 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/13/22 22:02:59] HeavyPodda, Abe, and Forud [48/1959] have team battled Lnk, SCSi, and GilbertErik [591/1983] and lost! 0 days, 11:28:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 08:26:55] SirBummelz [232/682] has challenged Abe [99/475] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:27:17 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[06/16/22 09:22:06] Abe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:35 towards level 60.
[06/17/22 05:20:38] pwae, Koffa, and Floyd [370/1731] have team battled Abe, VonToutCourt, and JamCow [15/2609] and won! 0 days, 01:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/22 21:01:59] Abe, Fehu, and dwfreed [278/1908] have team battled pfoley, Reilly, and ahmubashshir [1274/1893] and lost! 0 days, 05:37:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/22 13:23:36] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:38 towards level 60.
[06/18/22 15:10:00] Abe [407/475] has come upon Sokar [270/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:05:17 is removed from Abe's clock.
[06/18/22 15:44:48] Abe [200/475] has challenged CrashOverride [686/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:46 is added to Abe's clock.
[06/19/22 04:00:44] Abe [137/475] has challenged MELOONi [588/911] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Abe's clock.
[06/19/22 04:25:57] Abe and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 19:20:56] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:29:39 towards level 61.
[06/20/22 06:49:24] womblecat [132/1064] has come upon Abe [1/475] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:06:46 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[06/20/22 12:37:07] Abe lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:06:46 from level 61.
[06/20/22 14:03:55] CompanionCube, Misza, and postikana [435/2199] have team battled ephemer0l, ZOTTA, and Abe [153/1815] and won! 2 days, 08:16:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/22 07:31:16] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:47:13 towards level 61.
[06/21/22 14:48:47] hax404 [128/451] has come upon Abe [168/475] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:05:14 is added to hax404's clock.
[06/24/22 10:11:53] Abe [154/475] has challenged scumola [84/648] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:55:53 is removed from Abe's clock.
[06/24/22 10:11:53] In the fierce battle, scumola dropped their level 57 tunic! Abe picks it up, tossing their old level 40 tunic to scumola.
[06/24/22 17:55:29] BUSY [211/548] has come upon Abe [208/493] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:51:57 is removed from BUSY's clock.
[06/26/22 04:29:57] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:16:04 towards level 61.
[06/26/22 04:52:25] Gorek and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 05:20:22] Thorael [690/1034] has challenged Abe [32/493] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:42:12 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[06/26/22 06:55:45] Abe and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/22 02:45:19] CornFly [260/564] has come upon Abe [337/493] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:08:47 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/28/22 04:49:08] Abe [393/493] has come upon Notir [161/577] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:12:14 is removed from Abe's clock.
[06/28/22 04:57:18] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:18:02 towards level 61.
[06/28/22 06:01:21] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:40 towards level 61.
[06/29/22 00:08:52] Abe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:07:23 towards level 61.
[06/29/22 01:00:59] Abe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:15:45 towards level 61.
[06/29/22 11:27:39] spex, d4n13L, and Abe [337/1818] have team battled KindOne, ZOTTA, and BastelBot [185/1604] and won! 3 days, 03:39:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/22 13:20:32] zifnab06, fstrelok, and kinus [130/1659] have team battled Abe, gegenschein, and ephemer0l [656/1983] and lost! 1 day, 17:45:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/22 15:43:25] Abe [183/493] has challenged idleneutral [536/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:53:16 is added to Abe's clock.
[06/29/22 16:31:03] Abe bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:13:09 from level 61.
[07/01/22 01:50:23] Abe [86/493] has challenged eising [395/592] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:06:18 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/01/22 21:23:38] pasquale [597/794] has come upon Abe [119/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:49:36 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[07/02/22 08:45:11] Abe and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/22 02:55:15] Elwyn [22/307] has challenged Abe [138/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Elwyn's clock.
[07/04/22 18:08:28] Abe [319/493] has challenged ZOTTA [26/675] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:50:13 is removed from Abe's clock.
[07/04/22 20:08:52] Abe [325/493] has challenged tomhek [762/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:59:42 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/05/22 00:44:48] Abe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:26 towards level 61.
[07/05/22 21:13:59] Ungoliant [393/475] has challenged Abe [244/493] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:29:51 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[07/06/22 12:30:55] enteral, DrinkyBird, and Aksej [559/2023] have team battled damyan, Abe, and brycec [280/1953] and won! 0 days, 14:06:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 20:18:48] Abe [452/493] has challenged Omega [647/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:55:39 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/08/22 23:29:23] Abe [212/493] has challenged Cockatrice [77/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:48:05 is removed from Abe's clock.
[07/09/22 10:38:23] bananaboat [779/841] has come upon Abe [255/493] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:09:47 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/10/22 23:29:10] Abe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Abe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/22 04:02:48] Abe [258/497] has come upon SirBummelz [627/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:28:44 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/11/22 07:35:27] Abe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:07:22 from level 61.
[07/14/22 07:47:47] Abe and starlink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/22 18:59:16] Abe [179/497] has challenged <rainchick> [34/332] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:14:12 is removed from Abe's clock.
[07/14/22 21:18:39] freeboson [303/794] has come upon Abe [7/497] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:46:36 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/15/22 12:23:37] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:29:10 towards level 62.
[07/16/22 12:34:18] Abe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:24:17 towards level 62.
[07/16/22 13:08:58] Abe and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/22 23:25:03] Abe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:22:02 towards level 62.
[07/17/22 05:41:53] Abe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:23:04 towards level 62.
[07/17/22 23:01:32] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:36:34 towards level 62.
[07/18/22 04:11:39] Abe [343/497] has come upon Omega [504/1018] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:18:19 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/18/22 04:47:43] ion [533/878] has come upon Abe [235/497] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:45 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/18/22 09:47:57] crank [664/779] has come upon Abe [119/497] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:06:58 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/19/22 11:18:10] Alys, Abe, and "\@_ [729/2013] have team battled jaxson, RussellB, and spex [1359/2143] and lost! 0 days, 06:14:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/22 11:43:04] Russell, TimeWarp, and Abe [551/1966] have team battled ion, idleevil, and Bluedog [1176/2463] and lost! 0 days, 21:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/22 13:31:58] anarcat [764/1160] has challenged Abe [334/497] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:35:35 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[07/21/22 20:41:39] gradator, V, and MetaNova [1032/1894] have team battled adamus1red, Abe, and Yarosh [109/1803] and won! 2 days, 04:01:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/22 15:36:16] Xenthys [845/883] has come upon Abe [267/497] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:59:47 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[07/23/22 17:18:41] Abe and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/22 01:50:24] mordac [282/518] has come upon Abe [325/497] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:53:13 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/24/22 06:52:03] digitalpunk [263/421] has challenged Abe [41/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from digitalpunk's clock.
[07/25/22 00:26:30] Abe EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:41 from level 62.
[07/25/22 07:47:35] herald, iiriix, and sam [270/2110] have team battled Abe, Aksej, and SuzakuMedli [763/1468] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/22 04:21:15] simple [300/1026] has come upon Abe [50/497] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:48:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/27/22 00:54:59] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:31:20 towards level 62.
[07/27/22 05:47:51] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:05:53 towards level 62.
[07/28/22 13:10:05] Abe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:58:10 towards level 62.
[07/28/22 14:24:03] Andrio and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/22 14:27:56] Yarosh [341/487] has come upon Abe [23/496] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:55:50 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[07/29/22 21:47:12] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:18 towards level 62.
[07/29/22 23:27:17] contyk [414/457] has challenged Abe [92/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from contyk's clock.
[07/30/22 05:54:29] Abe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:00 towards level 62.
[08/01/22 04:24:26] Abe [231/496] has challenged JigmeDatse [18/700] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:11:43 is removed from Abe's clock.
[08/01/22 18:27:14] Disruptor, Abe, Khorne, and tsr have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/22 15:52:17] Kachin [133/971] has come upon Abe [60/496] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:16:05 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[08/04/22 12:41:40] MetaNova, freeboson, and Lord255 [272/2193] have team battled soltys, Abe, and zcy [1162/2002] and lost! 1 day, 07:43:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/22 06:05:19] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:09 towards level 62.
[08/05/22 10:45:46] crank [494/812] has challenged Abe [156/496] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:28:45 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/05/22 13:47:48] Abe [12/496] has challenged Sombra [195/915] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/05/22 19:28:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 33 days, 11:37:41 toward level 63.
[08/07/22 00:38:08] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:59 towards level 63.
[08/07/22 11:55:37] Abe [274/496] has challenged Pinkman [276/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:39:54 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/07/22 19:29:46] Brocker [6/18] has challenged Abe [233/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Brocker's clock.
[08/08/22 03:47:22] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:58:50 towards level 63.
[08/08/22 03:59:15] ukleinek [244/587] has come upon Abe [242/496] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:24:00 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/08/22 03:59:15] ukleinek has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:47:42 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/08/22 04:59:00] Syloq [396/904] has challenged Abe [207/496] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:59:51 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[08/08/22 21:21:45] Abe [157/496] has come upon Lord255 [101/883] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:04:51 is removed from Abe's clock.
[08/10/22 14:54:47] ahmubashshir and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/22 03:41:47] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:16 towards level 63.
[08/11/22 07:32:09] Abe set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:10:12 from level 63.
[08/11/22 18:13:16] SSLbits [233/538] has come upon Abe [311/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:21:41 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/12/22 20:22:01] Abe [432/496] has challenged TimWolla [775/776] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:26:00 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/13/22 00:27:15] tomhek, SirBummelz, and cremefresh [2051/2323] have team battled allo, Silvanus_Betrium, and Abe [673/1796] and won! 9 days, 11:38:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/22 16:26:05] Abe [240/496] has challenged Geoff [16/596] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:37:07 is removed from Abe's clock.
[08/15/22 09:49:39] Abe and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/22 15:09:05] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:26 towards level 63.
[08/16/22 23:04:30] Alarien [372/654] has come upon Abe [431/496] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:54:18 is added to Alarien's clock.
[08/17/22 03:55:23] Abe slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Abe's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/17/22 15:46:34] Abe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:45 towards level 63.
[08/18/22 17:02:20] DownAndUp, womblecat, and caeli [1834/2613] have team battled Abe, buzel, and VOID [1047/1959] and won! 2 days, 04:01:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 16:55:29] Abe [160/491] has challenged zankore [581/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:43:20 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/21/22 12:28:48] jayvee, anarcat, and Pinkman [720/2778] have team battled Abe, buyoq, and Psilocybe [647/2470] and won! 0 days, 18:40:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/22 19:10:29] Abe [229/559] has challenged Wolf [243/805] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/21/22 20:55:17] Abe [249/559] has come upon tmberg [200/695] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:30:16 is removed from Abe's clock.
[08/22/22 06:38:31] Alarien [565/612] has come upon Abe [523/559] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:43:54 is removed from Alarien's clock.
[08/24/22 06:47:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 32 days, 12:10:08 toward level 64.
[08/25/22 01:30:00] Abe, idleneutral, enteral, and Aelane have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/22 07:40:43] Abe, DrinkyBird, and hax404 [1128/1883] have team battled gradator, Techman, and hugga [1817/2271] and lost! 2 days, 03:01:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/22 21:26:09] cornfeedhobo [151/711] has challenged Abe [7/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:51 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/25/22 22:42:47] Timaquana [125/246] has challenged Abe [123/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from Timaquana's clock.
[08/26/22 06:22:12] bobvador [825/895] has challenged Abe [163/559] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[08/29/22 11:44:16] Abe [131/564] has challenged blabber [441/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:59 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/30/22 11:25:56] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:03 towards level 64.
[08/30/22 19:04:14] hax404 [116/435] has come upon Abe [443/564] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:52:37 is added to hax404's clock.
[08/31/22 06:53:13] vegadark [845/931] has challenged Abe [360/564] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:35:46 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/31/22 06:53:13] vegadark has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:22:19 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/31/22 09:49:45] Abe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:03 towards level 64.
[09/01/22 03:57:43] hugga [106/584] has challenged Abe [388/564] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:17:27 is added to hugga's clock.
[09/01/22 18:15:55] Abe misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:42:00 from level 64.
[10/03/22 19:36:32] Abe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:43:39 from level 64.
[10/04/22 12:26:35] Abe lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:29:21 from level 64.
[10/04/22 12:45:32] contyk [261/684] has come upon Abe [550/564] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:41:29 is added to contyk's clock.
[10/04/22 21:25:53] Abe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:58 towards level 64.
[10/05/22 05:47:33] Abe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:44 towards level 64.
[10/06/22 15:07:43] TheSilentLink, Cirdan, and Abe [1664/2248] have team battled Cockatrice, MetaNova, and slim [7/1934] and won! 0 days, 17:11:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 15:58:03] Abe and SirNeo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 16:38:20] tomhek, Silvanus_Betrium, and A_Dragon [722/2494] have team battled Abe, Omega, and tsr [1868/2237] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/22 07:14:00] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:48 towards level 64.
[10/09/22 10:34:21] Abe [213/559] has challenged laama [693/731] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/09/22 18:48:39] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:49:32 towards level 65.
[10/11/22 20:49:44] CrashOverride [160/800] has come upon Abe [21/559] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:26:58 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[10/12/22 07:18:46] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:11:58 towards level 65.
[10/12/22 08:14:58] kinus and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/22 18:10:54] Paganel [371/752] has come upon Abe [141/559] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:10:40 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[10/13/22 10:15:15] Abe and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 15:47:44] Paganel, solarsparq, and muirrum [1744/1839] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, iiriix, and Abe [850/1613] and won! 0 days, 00:13:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/22 00:51:16] buzel, Abe, and solarsparq [1001/2087] have team battled bookworm, buyoq, and tomhek [104/2409] and won! 1 day, 05:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/22 17:49:30] Lenny_, crysis, and Abe [815/1885] have team battled Carl, gildarts, and freeboson [1099/2595] and lost! 0 days, 13:27:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/22 07:51:57] JamCow [261/861] has come upon Abe [214/559] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:31:24 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/15/22 20:22:39] TimeWarp [533/822] has come upon Abe [548/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:10:00 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[10/16/22 01:57:57] Pinkman [8/863] has come upon Abe [482/559] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:27:07 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[11/30/22 11:33:47] Abe [189/559] has come upon Fenrik [130/1196] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:48:45 is removed from Abe's clock.
[11/30/22 19:41:28] Abe, dwfreed, and jaxson [854/2243] have team battled MetaNova, Dutchgriffon, and Drin [1225/1680] and lost! 1 day, 11:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/22 14:42:49] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:07 towards level 65.
[12/01/22 20:31:03] Abe [271/559] has challenged el [451/695] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:45:57 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/02/22 01:17:14] Abe [210/559] has come upon ion [150/860] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:42:41 is removed from Abe's clock.
[12/03/22 05:11:48] confunctius [72/230] has challenged Abe [212/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/04/22 03:56:28] golgy, Abe, and kzootech [86/2026] have team battled achin, JamCow, and TimeWarp [1993/2441] and lost! 3 days, 10:35:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/22 21:11:02] Aksej [167/942] has come upon Abe [173/559] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:22:05 is added to Aksej's clock.
[12/06/22 10:02:27] heisenbug and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/22 14:22:41] Abe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:45:41 towards level 65.
[12/08/22 17:05:20] SSLbits [158/570] has challenged Abe [395/559] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/09/22 00:11:05] Abe [23/559] has challenged apb [408/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:25:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/09/22 00:16:33] rawgreaze [619/1008] has come upon Abe [171/559] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:52:28 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[12/09/22 01:37:29] contyk, Abe, and BenDover [1693/1814] have team battled TimWolla, ZOTTA, and Algernon [1072/2451] and won! 1 day, 00:35:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/22 23:18:44] TimeWarp [648/822] has come upon Abe [443/559] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:07:59 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[12/10/22 07:16:07] ahmubashshir [456/885] has come upon Abe [551/559] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:52:06 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[12/11/22 01:32:03] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:35 towards level 65.
[12/11/22 16:28:13] Jens [111/608] has come upon Abe [111/559] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:40:36 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/14/22 00:49:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Abe with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 10:16:35 from level 65.
[12/14/22 08:42:25] pfoley [741/772] has challenged Abe [497/559] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:39:30 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[12/14/22 09:23:49] Abe and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/22 17:14:24] Abe, MrMagoo, Wam, and soltys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/22 09:02:04] Abe, MetaNova, and dwfreed [1942/2433] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, enteral, and t3chn0 [1366/2552] and won! 1 day, 23:22:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 16:20:01] yano [721/1059] has come upon Abe [252/559] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 10:44:51 is removed from yano's clock.
[12/16/22 09:32:03] LeD [64/619] has come upon Abe [489/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:04:07 is added to LeD's clock.
[12/16/22 10:54:49] Asara [51/609] has challenged Abe [73/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:26:56 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/16/22 12:58:24] keepermurph, ahmubashshir, and dyvonna [1895/2126] have team battled Abe, Lnk, and Minus [78/2268] and won! 3 days, 09:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/22 01:11:33] Abe, achin, thornrag, and Lnk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/22 11:52:19] LeD [524/619] has come upon Abe [337/559] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:13:35 is removed from LeD's clock.
[12/19/22 17:41:58] Kurenai [557/899] has come upon Abe [264/559] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:42:00 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[12/20/22 12:18:22] Abe was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:41 from level 65.
[12/20/22 18:21:06] Abe [506/559] has challenged bananaboat [664/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:41:22 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/21/22 23:01:25] Abe was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:37 from level 65.
[12/22/22 10:25:56] Abe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:58 towards level 65.
[12/22/22 12:02:51] Abe [394/559] has challenged misha [366/804] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:42:21 is removed from Abe's clock.
[12/22/22 20:05:44] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:49:58 towards level 66.
[12/23/22 18:33:02] \dev\ice [130/401] has challenged Abe [381/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/24/22 00:17:29] Chuck, yNos, and crank [596/1969] have team battled Abe, anarcat, and h00k [29/2101] and won! 3 days, 07:02:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 14:49:09] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:01:30 towards level 66.
[12/24/22 18:06:13] LeD, mordac, and Thorael [545/1937] have team battled kenyon, wowbagger, and Abe [1557/1935] and lost! 1 day, 17:16:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/22 15:03:30] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:34:45 towards level 66.
[12/29/22 09:35:40] ion [199/849] has come upon Abe [27/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:09:32 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/29/22 09:35:40] ion has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:58:51 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/29/22 10:02:40] Abe and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/22 23:17:16] bananaboat [235/841] has come upon Abe [289/564] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:49:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/31/22 12:40:06] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:42 towards level 66.
[01/01/23 01:16:25] JigmeDatse, Abe, and brycec [1504/2527] have team battled munkis, elf, and Pinkman [265/2470] and won! 1 day, 09:30:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/23 03:34:26] Abe [8/564] has challenged kenyon [602/905] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:07:05 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/03/23 14:21:53] Ankhers [700/726] has come upon Abe [491/564] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:17:38 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[01/04/23 16:56:50] Abe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:28 towards level 66.
[01/05/23 06:47:55] Faradome [366/562] has come upon Abe [455/564] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:30:15 is added to Faradome's clock.
[01/07/23 18:01:01] Kurenai [697/908] has challenged Abe [352/564] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:22:43 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[01/07/23 22:12:46] Clarth [137/267] has come upon Abe [71/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:33:36 is removed from Clarth's clock.
[01/07/23 23:00:40] Abe [291/569] has come upon solarsparq [587/697] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:42:34 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/08/23 08:28:54] Abe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:39 towards level 66.
[01/08/23 21:54:01] Covid-19 [716/926] has come upon Abe [129/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:10:57 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[01/09/23 05:54:29] Abe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:19:02 towards level 66.
[01/09/23 10:47:26] Abe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:41 from level 66.
[01/11/23 01:07:00] Theleveler, Abe, and Platonides [790/2215] have team battled dyvonna, zcy, and kinus [258/1896] and won! 2 days, 09:23:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/23 15:14:39] Abe [95/569] has come upon muirrum [175/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:13:58 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/13/23 04:08:55] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:00 towards level 66.
[01/13/23 07:24:30] Psilocybe, spex, and Cockatrice [1905/3103] have team battled DownAndUp, elf, and Abe [708/1886] and won! 5 days, 11:40:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/23 23:55:17] blabber [819/1007] has come upon Abe [56/569] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:10:16 is removed from blabber's clock.
[01/14/23 03:38:55] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:58 towards level 66.
[01/14/23 14:38:03] Abe [304/569] has challenged hugga [580/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:40:30 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/15/23 02:49:10] caeli [492/973] has come upon Abe [306/569] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:50:33 is removed from caeli's clock.
[01/16/23 01:46:03] Abe [111/569] has challenged vegadark [322/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:37:35 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/16/23 17:47:56] gildarts, Abe, and Theleveler [1456/2268] have team battled Togra, Wam, and damyan [1194/2464] and won! 0 days, 20:10:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 13:43:55] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:58 towards level 66.
[01/19/23 04:11:52] washclof, SirBummelz, and vectr0n [605/2551] have team battled Abe, Tenedos, and LeD [203/1753] and won! 0 days, 13:59:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/23 18:10:27] Affliction, eroc1990, and tsr [1085/2268] have team battled sam, Pinkman, and Abe [565/2359] and won! 0 days, 05:14:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/23 19:48:12] Abe [371/569] has challenged ion [230/898] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:44:58 is removed from Abe's clock.
[01/19/23 20:20:21] Abe and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/23 08:50:15] Abe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Abe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/23 20:30:25] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:49:21 towards level 67.
[01/21/23 05:38:19] Minus [62/865] has come upon Abe [9/563] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:03:27 is removed from Minus's clock.
[01/21/23 09:06:59] Abe and \dev\ice have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/23 00:08:28] Lord255, Finley, and Abe [1904/1950] have team battled HeavyPodda, misha, and kptr [19/1919] and won! 5 days, 05:45:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/23 06:07:18] achin [107/750] has come upon Abe [524/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:04:35 is added to achin's clock.
[01/22/23 11:41:37] Andrio [104/636] has come upon Abe [102/563] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:31:54 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[01/23/23 07:20:18] Bolded, Lord255, and nya [1572/2925] have team battled gradator, Abe, and aqsd [751/1867] and won! 4 days, 23:18:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/23 09:36:54] Abe [288/563] has come upon gildarts [720/856] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:29:53 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/23/23 19:32:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 18 days, 15:04:12 toward level 67.
[01/25/23 02:27:35] SpaceCowboyNeo, TimeWarp, and Thorael [163/1798] have team battled Abe, Techman, and blabber [2266/2551] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 16:51:44] Abe and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/23 17:29:51] Abe and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/23 12:26:19] Hatesec [81/156] has challenged Abe [310/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to Hatesec's clock.
[01/27/23 21:01:38] fstrelok [501/660] has challenged Abe [73/563] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from fstrelok's clock.
[01/28/23 01:38:26] \dev\ice [627/722] has come upon Abe [183/563] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:42:02 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[01/28/23 12:45:58] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:02 towards level 67.
[01/30/23 18:08:04] Abe [414/563] has challenged Reilly [155/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:54:32 is removed from Abe's clock.
[01/31/23 15:12:26] misha [750/787] has challenged Abe [155/563] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:22:13 is removed from misha's clock.
[01/31/23 15:12:26] In the fierce battle, Abe dropped their level 35 charm! misha picks it up, tossing their old level 19 charm to Abe.
[02/01/23 09:17:09] Abe [127/579] has challenged hdm [563/985] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/02/23 07:43:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Abe with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 03:40:41 from level 68.
[02/02/23 13:54:22] Abe [443/579] has come upon idleevil [308/876] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:27:33 is removed from Abe's clock.
[02/02/23 14:22:06] tsr [288/730] has challenged Abe [334/579] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:43:05 is added to tsr's clock.
[02/03/23 05:43:37] idleneutral [244/586] has come upon Abe [312/579] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:54:08 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[02/04/23 17:12:36] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:44:49 towards level 68.
[02/04/23 19:39:55] kzootech, TheSilentLink, and LeD [391/2110] have team battled dwfreed, Abe, and xbill [1933/2695] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/23 10:12:04] Abe saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:33:53 from level 68.
[02/05/23 21:23:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 29 days, 00:23:22 toward level 68.
[02/06/23 07:05:33] alexlehm [11/130] has challenged Abe [488/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[02/06/23 09:42:54] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:44:40 towards level 68.
[02/11/23 13:45:44] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:07 towards level 68.
[02/11/23 16:34:41] happymeal [211/244] has challenged Abe [525/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to happymeal's clock.
[02/12/23 00:16:54] Abe and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/23 01:16:18] Abe set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:08:37 from level 68.
[02/12/23 03:09:23] Comnenus [545/627] has challenged Abe [7/579] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:43 is removed from Comnenus's clock.
[02/12/23 22:25:38] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:52:10 towards level 68.
[02/17/23 03:38:49] xbill, pwae, and Abe [1445/2320] have team battled tsr, munkis, and CompanionCube [217/2248] and won! 2 days, 19:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/23 19:50:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 3 days, 03:43:38 toward level 68.
[02/18/23 14:46:06] Abe [112/586] has come upon Omega [552/1032] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:11:56 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/19/23 10:09:11] Sario, Affliction, and blabber [981/2641] have team battled Abe, Berserker, and thatmint [232/1527] and won! 1 day, 06:56:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/23 17:49:19] crank [33/628] has challenged Abe [384/586] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:20:15 is added to crank's clock.
[02/20/23 23:01:24] Abe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:07 towards level 68.
[02/21/23 09:55:35] Abe broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:05 from level 68.
[02/21/23 16:11:13] SuzakuMedli [545/1055] has come upon Abe [76/586] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:29:52 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[02/21/23 22:55:45] Abe [168/586] has challenged Omega [1009/1032] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:46 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/22/23 12:18:11] Abe and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/23 07:00:30] signofzeta [291/1029] has come upon Abe [154/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:36 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[02/24/23 07:38:32] IRCd, Abe, and Tangles [340/1625] have team battled Koffa, hugga, and SirNeo [1377/2144] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/23 20:09:28] Abe [396/586] has challenged TauPan [348/907] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:38 is removed from Abe's clock.
[02/25/23 09:05:12] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:17 towards level 68.
[02/25/23 16:14:16] Abe [275/603] has challenged gradator [417/524] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/25/23 17:51:52] Abe, SuzakuMedli, gradator, and pants have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/23 22:00:19] Abe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:58:47 towards level 69.
[02/26/23 02:15:13] Abe [117/603] has challenged sc [412/826] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:43:17 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/26/23 16:01:54] Abe [272/603] has come upon StalkR [137/900] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:50:54 is removed from Abe's clock.
[02/28/23 06:57:52] shikhin [12/982] has come upon Abe [404/603] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:03:08 is added to shikhin's clock.
[02/28/23 12:30:51] Abe has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:37:14 from level 69.
[03/01/23 02:38:29] Abe, KindOne, Puff, and SSLbits have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/23 11:49:59] damyan [459/725] has come upon Abe [95/603] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:23:21 is removed from damyan's clock.
[03/01/23 16:44:42] KingPimpCommand [230/297] has come upon Abe [100/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:17:56 is removed from KingPimpCommand's clock.
[03/03/23 03:33:57] elf [58/695] has challenged Abe [419/603] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to elf's clock.
[03/04/23 15:25:37] MadMan and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/23 19:10:41] Abe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:56 towards level 69.
[03/05/23 03:48:44] "\@_ [1163/1173] has challenged Abe [94/603] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:33:39 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[03/05/23 06:02:59] Abe lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:47:47 from level 69.
[03/05/23 07:36:42] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:31:22 towards level 69.
[03/06/23 03:17:09] Abe [495/603] has come upon thornrag [46/686] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:41:14 is removed from Abe's clock.
[03/06/23 20:56:58] Khorne [324/1111] has challenged Abe [456/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:05 is added to Khorne's clock.
[03/07/23 12:34:35] blabber, CodeB, and Matthew [2008/2142] have team battled Finley, Abe, and KingPimpCommand [1295/1549] and won! 0 days, 13:11:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/23 15:25:42] Abe learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:32:41 from level 69.
[03/08/23 03:38:13] Abe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:45:59 from level 69.
[03/12/23 06:58:06] RussellB, ichabodiedcrane, and Abe [1085/1779] have team battled GilbertErik, vegadark, and BastelBot [257/2197] and won! 0 days, 00:07:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/23 11:22:14] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:04:09 towards level 69.
[03/13/23 20:17:08] Abe, Destruia, and elf [391/2085] have team battled shikhin, talisein, and Paganel [752/2656] and lost! 3 days, 18:43:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 04:10:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 8 days, 03:03:18 toward level 69.
[03/17/23 05:07:10] Dan, dyvonna, and bobvador [997/2618] have team battled Abe, DrinkyBird, and Jens [1495/2342] and lost! 0 days, 20:29:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 11:25:49] tscherer, Abe, el, and DrinkyBird have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/23 17:51:11] dax [428/490] has come upon Abe [297/614] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:53:35 is removed from dax's clock.
[03/17/23 19:41:01] washclof, unicron, and tomgus1 [604/2293] have team battled Abe, herald, and Affliction [1413/1987] and lost! 2 days, 11:44:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/23 08:04:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Abe with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 17:20:08 from level 69.
[03/19/23 09:17:07] Abe and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 02:16:07] thornrag [22/686] has challenged Abe [472/614] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:24:32 is added to thornrag's clock.
[03/20/23 14:48:55] dwfreed [1018/1171] has come upon Abe [153/614] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:57:58 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/20/23 20:14:25] Abe [426/614] has come upon Varjatticus [335/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:52:52 is removed from Abe's clock.
[03/21/23 06:02:09] crysis, Minus, and Abe [2192/2274] have team battled Omega, Tenorman, and Stevland [911/2784] and won! 0 days, 03:11:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/23 09:09:06] bg, Abe, bfft, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/23 20:35:13] munkis [380/844] has challenged Abe [142/614] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:41:11 is removed from munkis's clock.
[03/24/23 03:36:46] Abe [496/614] has challenged hdm [815/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:13 is added to Abe's clock.
[03/24/23 09:24:05] Abe [54/614] has come upon gildarts [787/894] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:43 is added to Abe's clock.
[03/24/23 20:40:20] Abe [113/614] has challenged Faradome [172/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:58 is added to Abe's clock.
[03/25/23 03:55:18] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:38 towards level 69.
[03/25/23 15:51:28] Abe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:02 from level 69.
[03/25/23 20:40:43] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:26 towards level 69.
[03/26/23 00:46:59] Abe [264/616] has challenged Carl [582/903] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[03/26/23 06:35:19] enteral, Abe, and hdm [1680/2320] have team battled herald, Fehu, and canton7 [26/2169] and won! 6 days, 13:32:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/23 17:16:07] cfjk [462/616] has come upon Abe [232/616] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:35:45 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/27/23 08:41:20] Abe saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:58:04 from level 70.
[03/27/23 10:56:41] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:21:13 towards level 70.
[03/27/23 17:32:06] CodeB [140/473] has come upon Abe [237/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:45:53 is added to CodeB's clock.
[03/28/23 02:14:08] Andrio [490/643] has come upon Abe [615/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:22:57 is added to Andrio's clock.
[03/28/23 15:46:37] Abe was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:47:11 from level 70.
[03/29/23 02:00:34] ToHellWithGA, Ganonk, and BastelBot [865/2442] have team battled canton7, Abe, and idleevil [243/2363] and won! 2 days, 10:02:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/23 06:02:45] Abe [251/616] has challenged Crazycatlady [117/773] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:35:33 is removed from Abe's clock.
[03/31/23 09:47:13] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:48:30 towards level 70.
[04/02/23 14:33:55] ufo-piloot [439/556] has come upon Abe [93/616] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:42:49 is removed from ufo-piloot's clock.
[04/02/23 18:58:25] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:54:29 towards level 70.
[04/02/23 19:26:58] enteral, idleneutral, and Malvolio [1721/1801] have team battled shikhin, TheSilentLink, and Abe [1569/2444] and won! 1 day, 02:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/23 01:59:33] Drin, VonToutCourt, and Abe [2148/2782] have team battled Crazycatlady, V, and Theleveler [1048/2548] and won! 1 day, 13:02:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/23 02:54:18] bookworm [164/646] has come upon Abe [369/616] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:05:51 is added to bookworm's clock.
[04/04/23 07:37:58] Abe and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 08:07:13] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:07:09 towards level 70.
[04/15/23 22:16:30] kptr [381/534] has come upon Abe [308/616] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:16:31 is removed from kptr's clock.
[04/16/23 22:30:12] Centrixx [578/1058] has come upon Abe [582/616] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:47:39 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[04/18/23 03:47:00] particleflux [334/443] has come upon Abe [10/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:02:27 is removed from particleflux's clock.
[04/19/23 09:20:56] TauPan [30/938] has come upon Abe [202/616] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:20:36 is added to TauPan's clock.
[04/21/23 13:07:44] nowz and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/23 01:24:27] ChowderKeg [359/876] has come upon Abe [515/616] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:55:22 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[04/22/23 08:45:18] Ecko, pwae, and hax404 [1335/2257] have team battled Crazycatlady, Abe, and Dan [232/1938] and won! 5 days, 22:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/23 02:22:27] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:22:42 towards level 70.
[06/03/23 05:43:18] Abe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:37:11 from level 70.
[06/04/23 02:10:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 10 days, 01:42:11 toward level 70.
[06/04/23 18:27:49] Abe [522/616] has come upon Acolarh [651/984] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:51:22 is added to Abe's clock.
[06/05/23 07:05:35] kinus and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/23 04:12:08] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:01 towards level 70.
[06/06/23 05:31:22] Abe [186/616] has come upon zbe [180/1146] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:45:26 is removed from Abe's clock.
[06/09/23 00:56:12] Thorael, cadfael, and Koffa [2019/2305] have team battled canton7, Carl, and Abe [457/2394] and won! 0 days, 06:15:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/23 05:46:49] yNos, Abe, Zed_Spiker, and d4n13L have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/23 14:13:55] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:12 towards level 70.
[06/10/23 06:34:47] Abe has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:43 from level 70.
[06/10/23 16:05:25] KingPimpCommand, Notir, and fstrelok [538/2245] have team battled Drin, confunctius, and Abe [1648/2503] and lost! 0 days, 05:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/23 18:02:04] Abe [500/616] has challenged Fenrik [1059/1258] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[06/11/23 08:31:48] ToHellWithGA, eising, and Abe [2297/2572] have team battled tomhek, Lord255, and TimWolla [2431/2756] and lost! 1 day, 01:14:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/23 14:16:44] SSLbits [64/658] has challenged Abe [77/616] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/21/23 16:16:08] Abe and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 06:07:28] SSLbits [448/665] has come upon Abe [356/616] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:24:46 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/23/23 21:05:59] gideonstar [176/269] has come upon Abe [393/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:41:41 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[06/24/23 12:14:53] Abe and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/23 18:32:04] VonToutCourt, hugga, and Abe [386/2748] have team battled gildarts, signofzeta, and allo [341/2673] and won! 2 days, 01:49:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/23 21:41:37] Cirdan [901/1042] has come upon Abe [182/616] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:36:02 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[06/26/23 21:41:37] Cirdan has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 9 days, 10:32:51 is added to Abe's clock.
[06/27/23 17:34:59] Abe EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:56:22 from level 71.
[06/28/23 00:57:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Abe with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 23:52:20 from level 71.
[07/01/23 01:27:43] tswsl, pyre, and Nuae [378/2416] have team battled soltys, CompanionCube, and Abe [2431/2519] and lost! 2 days, 10:35:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/23 06:34:01] Abe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:08:00 towards level 71.
[07/04/23 04:08:45] Abe [477/616] has challenged tomhek [653/1016] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:21:04 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/04/23 21:02:18] Abe [200/616] has come upon Reilly [122/893] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:14:43 is removed from Abe's clock.
[07/04/23 21:35:01] TimeWarp [396/786] has challenged Abe [179/616] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[07/05/23 04:21:52] Abe bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:50:52 from level 71.
[07/05/23 15:53:30] Abe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:07:34 towards level 71.
[07/06/23 12:48:34] Abe [255/616] has come upon Acolarh [464/978] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:36:51 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/06/23 14:30:50] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:45 towards level 71.
[07/07/23 03:06:13] slim, tass, and pyre [209/2120] have team battled signofzeta, Abe, and rawgreaze [2371/2625] and lost! 0 days, 20:05:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/23 14:58:05] bookworm [105/671] has come upon Abe [280/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:31:16 is added to bookworm's clock.
[07/08/23 14:57:12] Abe [129/616] has come upon nya [707/1226] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:37:36 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/10/23 23:30:29] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:40:00 towards level 71.
[07/11/23 05:27:39] Zed_Spiker, Kritzefitz, and Abe [1177/2240] have team battled tomhek, idleneutral, and caeli [1325/2351] and lost! 0 days, 12:12:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/23 21:37:29] sky [798/959] has come upon Abe [368/616] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:16:01 is removed from sky's clock.
[07/12/23 17:56:52] Abe was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:14:38 from level 71.
[07/14/23 05:10:05] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:35:42 towards level 71.
[07/15/23 00:47:53] Abe [549/616] has come upon JamCow [839/969] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:55:50 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/18/23 12:12:20] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:24:57 towards level 71.
[07/18/23 22:29:59] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:12:16 towards level 71.
[07/19/23 20:40:18] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:09:56 towards level 71.
[07/19/23 20:49:56] Abe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:01:09 towards level 71.
[07/20/23 00:40:20] _sh [228/1025] has come upon Abe [457/616] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:06:34 is added to _sh's clock.
[07/21/23 12:27:32] Abe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:29:13 from level 71.
[07/21/23 17:23:57] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:16:38 towards level 71.
[07/22/23 10:11:13] Abe and Zed_Spiker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/23 18:43:11] Luca [3/569] has challenged Abe [249/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:49:23 is added to Luca's clock.
[07/22/23 19:58:05] adamus1red [143/938] has come upon Abe [525/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:10:10 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[07/23/23 20:17:50] Abe [159/616] has come upon idleevil [587/851] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:45:02 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/24/23 09:51:51] Abe [307/616] has challenged d4n13L [353/607] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:45:08 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/24/23 11:52:02] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:42:16 towards level 71.
[07/24/23 21:21:50] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:08:11 towards level 71.
[07/25/23 03:46:45] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:05:14 towards level 71.
[07/25/23 20:16:07] Abe, tass, and Lord255 [1113/1967] have team battled buzel, Koffa, and DrinkyBird [2434/2652] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/23 20:03:04] spex [173/1071] has come upon Abe [262/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:59:13 is added to spex's clock.
[07/28/23 03:13:58] Tabmow [140/874] has come upon Abe [422/616] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:36:04 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[07/29/23 03:48:13] buzel and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/23 09:41:50] Abe got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:43:52 from level 71.
[07/29/23 22:07:30] Abe and enteral have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/23 02:29:07] Abe and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/23 05:54:00] Drkmirror [139/287] has challenged Abe [274/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[09/16/23 13:38:36] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:16:23 towards level 71.
[09/16/23 15:43:49] Abe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:27:59 from level 71.
[10/03/23 04:01:42] Abe [587/616] has challenged Ankhers [22/828] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:56:57 is removed from Abe's clock.
[10/03/23 23:06:12] Kritzefitz [1051/1172] has challenged Abe [233/616] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:17:25 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[10/04/23 00:31:27] Abe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/23 06:07:51] _sh [857/1075] has challenged Abe [388/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:20 is removed from _sh's clock.
[10/04/23 14:09:44] Wam [215/1082] has challenged Abe [397/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:22 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/05/23 02:12:18] Abe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:57 towards level 71.
[10/05/23 17:16:09] Asara [182/933] has challenged Abe [371/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:24:32 is added to Asara's clock.
[10/06/23 04:16:20] insidesources [288/306] has challenged Abe [319/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to insidesources's clock.
[10/07/23 00:35:55] Abe was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:24:36 from level 71.
[10/08/23 04:29:23] Abe [144/616] has come upon "\@_ [175/1197] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:26:42 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/08/23 23:24:10] Abe bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:07:33 from level 71.
[10/10/23 02:57:14] Pinkman [667/894] has come upon Abe [357/616] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:43:09 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[10/11/23 16:46:15] Abe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:24 towards level 71.
[10/11/23 22:35:21] Abe broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:22 from level 71.
[10/12/23 06:53:03] yano [427/919] has challenged Abe [36/616] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:15:55 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/12/23 17:23:34] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:46 towards level 71.
[10/12/23 22:57:09] Abe [493/616] has challenged nathan [361/473] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:41:12 is removed from Abe's clock.
[10/12/23 22:57:09] In the fierce battle, nathan dropped their level 55 weapon! Abe picks it up, tossing their old level 42 weapon to nathan.
[10/13/23 07:59:17] Abe [320/630] has challenged bfft [586/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:23:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/13/23 11:58:06] Abe [336/630] has come upon solarsparq [610/741] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:37:36 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/13/23 12:40:43] Wolf, zbe, and soltys [585/3173] have team battled Forud, Abe, and Wam [2223/2721] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/23 06:15:44] Abe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:26 towards level 71.
[10/16/23 03:55:09] bobvador, Abe, and thatmint [443/2382] have team battled Sario, Celediel, and blabber [1751/2384] and lost! 0 days, 11:59:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 19:52:43] TimWolla [955/1019] has come upon Abe [163/630] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:33:19 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[10/17/23 07:26:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 3 days, 16:44:29 toward level 71.
[10/19/23 05:46:59] Abe [177/630] has come upon tass [478/830] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:42 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/19/23 06:45:33] Kurenai [525/1003] has come upon Abe [531/630] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:01:18 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[10/20/23 09:55:52] o_be_one [276/307] has challenged Abe [569/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to o_be_one's clock.
[10/20/23 10:39:45] VonToutCourt [276/1355] has challenged Abe [530/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:23:49 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[10/20/23 22:36:08] Puff, Silvanus_Betrium, and Abe [2354/2413] have team battled Lilith, cadfael, and Omega [1146/2490] and won! 0 days, 06:05:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 23:51:50] Abe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:16 from level 71.
[10/21/23 17:52:32] Abe, mordac, and io [283/2490] have team battled randalth0r, solarsparq, and TimeWarp [427/1796] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/23 01:39:34] Abe [109/651] has challenged Sombra [812/1171] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/24/23 23:09:32] JigmeDatse [490/859] has challenged Abe [408/651] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:36:57 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[10/25/23 03:55:03] Abe, yano, and kzootech [300/2186] have team battled DrinkyBird, gideonstar, and vegadark [150/2887] and won! 2 days, 22:19:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/23 08:11:43] Abe [169/651] has challenged gideonstar [352/689] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:36:48 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/25/23 22:54:51] Abe and alexlehm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 05:50:14] Gorek [90/1006] has challenged Abe [300/532] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to Gorek's clock.
[10/29/23 08:35:00] washclof [560/1111] has challenged Abe [220/532] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:57:45 is removed from washclof's clock.
[10/29/23 12:41:13] Abe had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:15:56 from level 72.
[10/29/23 15:36:34] adamus1red, Abe, and SirNeo [1246/2388] have team battled idleneutral, yNos, and psycho [1584/1900] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/23 06:26:27] Deep3D [5/95] has challenged Abe [97/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to Deep3D's clock.
[10/30/23 06:27:06] Abe misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:55:39 from level 72.
[10/30/23 07:14:48] scornn [205/426] has come upon Abe [272/532] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:50:44 is added to scornn's clock.
[10/31/23 07:46:25] GilbertErik [664/784] has challenged Abe [465/526] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:46:01 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[10/31/23 09:20:24] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:29:42 towards level 72.
[10/31/23 13:22:16] Drkmirror [158/412] has come upon Abe [439/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:48:19 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[10/31/23 15:36:23] Abe [14/526] has come upon "\@_ [694/1186] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:16:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/31/23 20:26:29] Susumurata, Abe, and buzel [1822/2110] have team battled Chuck, happymeal, and kinus [536/1895] and won! 0 days, 21:41:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/23 09:50:18] Kesdak, Abe, ColonelPanic001, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/23 11:40:32] misha, caeli, and CompanionCube [2098/2163] have team battled Abe, TimeWarp, and thornrag [1098/1955] and won! 2 days, 07:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/23 02:48:08] Abe [266/526] has come upon Fenrik [63/1218] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:27:52 is removed from Abe's clock.
[11/03/23 05:03:28] gradator [259/603] has challenged Abe [154/526] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:08:06 is removed from gradator's clock.
[11/03/23 13:02:17] Abe [240/526] has come upon Lord255 [555/755] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:02:18 is added to Abe's clock.
[11/03/23 14:27:01] Puff [268/694] has come upon Abe [478/526] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 11:00:03 is added to Puff's clock.
[11/04/23 08:04:26] Garg [122/524] has come upon Abe [327/526] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:34:43 is added to Garg's clock.
[11/05/23 21:38:56] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:45:57 towards level 72.
[11/06/23 01:20:31] Abe [145/526] has challenged Khorne [1175/1217] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:18:39 is added to Abe's clock.
[11/06/23 01:21:40] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:02:13 towards level 72.
[11/06/23 18:24:50] Abe [282/526] has challenged soltys [185/1068] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:53:11 is removed from Abe's clock.
[11/07/23 16:36:26] Abe, cadfael, and happymeal [1586/1775] have team battled ter0, Silvanus_Betrium, and washclof [1089/2771] and won! 0 days, 20:15:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 08:16:47] blobdog, tomhek, and Theleveler [2096/2308] have team battled Abe, washclof, and Daikojun [683/2292] and won! 0 days, 19:45:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/23 05:46:29] Abe is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:05:08 is added to their clock.
[11/15/23 23:07:58] hdm [211/1022] has come upon Abe [312/526] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:30:13 is added to hdm's clock.
[11/15/23 23:37:44] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:58:41 towards level 72.
[11/16/23 00:27:52] Abe is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:32:24 is added to their clock.
[11/17/23 15:29:09] Abe, boscage, and eroc1990 [1359/1931] have team battled insidesources, Fenrik, and shikhin [104/2563] and won! 3 days, 17:30:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/23 01:15:46] idleneutral, DividedByZero, and Abe [44/1497] have team battled nawcom, Lord255, and Gorek [519/2669] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/23 14:41:51] ChowderKeg [260/601] has challenged Abe [164/526] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:53:26 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[11/19/23 17:42:33] nawcom [78/929] has challenged Abe [74/526] in combat and won! 16 days, 13:14:56 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[11/20/23 00:02:26] Abe stole Fehu's level 70 shield while they were sleeping! Abe leaves their old level 59 shield behind, which Fehu then takes.
[11/20/23 05:04:30] hdm [718/1022] has come upon Abe [33/536] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:52:21 is removed from hdm's clock.
[11/21/23 03:50:40] Abe [70/536] has challenged tsr [380/870] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:18:34 is added to Abe's clock.
[11/21/23 16:11:41] Drin [301/1125] has challenged Abe [499/536] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to Drin's clock.
[11/24/23 01:37:19] Nuae [547/898] has come upon Abe [77/536] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:11:22 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[11/24/23 06:30:50] Cockatrice, elf, and Minus [1980/2865] have team battled OobSaco, Abe, and sky [814/2086] and won! 1 day, 06:02:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/23 17:56:35] Abe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:01:47 from level 72.
[11/24/23 22:12:20] Abe [427/536] has challenged Lord255 [31/755] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:48:47 is removed from Abe's clock.
[11/26/23 06:29:41] ChowderKeg, JigmeDatse, and damyan [290/2211] have team battled Paganel, Abe, and scornn [1278/1854] and lost! 1 day, 07:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/23 11:36:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 6 days, 02:09:25 toward level 72.
[11/26/23 21:54:23] Lenny_, Abe, Paganel, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/23 16:49:19] damyan, Abe, alexlehm, and signofzeta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/23 17:24:26] Abe, Techman, and CompanionCube [1211/2134] have team battled idleneutral, ter0, and yNos [187/2129] and won! 0 days, 02:36:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/23 23:38:02] t3chn0, kinus, and Celediel [1860/2169] have team battled Zaratustra, Asara, and Abe [769/2249] and won! 0 days, 10:23:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/23 01:31:01] Abe [275/536] has challenged CompanionCube [246/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:59 is removed from Abe's clock.
[11/28/23 03:20:03] Abe [149/536] has challenged Kritzefitz [869/1170] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to Abe's clock.
[11/28/23 18:43:14] pyre, tass, and brycec [392/2652] have team battled Tangles, sam, and Abe [2007/2558] and lost! 1 day, 18:45:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/23 21:11:34] heisenbug, insidesources, and Abe [74/1770] have team battled tass, gildarts, and Theleveler [103/2189] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/23 11:48:29] mordac [285/668] has challenged Abe [356/536] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:10:17 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/01/23 05:52:59] Abe sharpened the edge of their weapon! Abe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/23 05:26:26] Abe stole kenyon's level 61 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Abe leaves their old level 46 pair of gloves behind, which kenyon then takes.
[12/04/23 10:27:24] Abe got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:49:51 from level 73.
[12/04/23 15:13:36] hdm [564/1022] has challenged Abe [4/554] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:26:39 is removed from hdm's clock.
[12/04/23 19:04:01] Abe [363/554] has come upon idleevil [751/887] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:29:01 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/05/23 07:37:54] pastly, pwae, and Abe [1018/1860] have team battled Daikojun, drahthaar, and MetaNova [25/2249] and won! 3 days, 01:58:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/23 18:49:21] Abe, Russell, and bobvador [2260/2715] have team battled Destruia, IFireflyl, and ToHellWithGA [2155/2773] and won! 0 days, 22:52:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/23 00:12:28] Abe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:58:00 towards level 73.
[12/07/23 02:23:58] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:52:14 towards level 73.
[12/07/23 17:23:36] Yarosh [386/544] has challenged Abe [551/562] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[12/09/23 09:26:28] brycec, Abe, and thornrag [756/2388] have team battled anarcat, Fyrgor, and "\@_ [215/2580] and won! 3 days, 18:06:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 19:45:29] Abe [63/562] has challenged mordac [283/668] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:13:23 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/11/23 01:34:29] Notir [187/1043] has challenged Abe [292/562] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to Notir's clock.
[12/11/23 22:17:10] JackyB [623/843] has come upon Abe [157/562] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:26:27 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[12/12/23 21:20:09] xor [116/191] has challenged Abe [213/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to xor's clock.
[12/13/23 13:18:34] Abe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:29:10 towards level 73.
[12/14/23 12:22:51] StalkR [184/1006] has come upon Abe [203/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:29:18 is added to StalkR's clock.
[12/16/23 01:57:24] Abe is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:48:49 is added to their clock.
[12/16/23 04:24:06] Minus [11/917] has challenged Abe [279/562] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:48:39 is added to Minus's clock.
[12/16/23 14:10:22] Abe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:02:56 towards level 73.
[12/17/23 05:03:44] bookworm [645/831] has come upon Abe [342/562] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:32:20 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[12/17/23 14:32:28] Abe [255/562] has challenged nawcom [70/963] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:32:14 is removed from Abe's clock.
[12/21/23 02:27:17] olsner [102/911] has come upon Abe [113/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:21:02 is added to olsner's clock.
[12/21/23 07:48:50] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:58:40 towards level 73.
[12/21/23 18:26:13] Abe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:53:12 from level 73.
[12/21/23 19:03:29] Abe is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 15:46:15 is added to their clock.
[12/21/23 20:57:27] Melon, particleflux, and Celediel [1475/1945] have team battled bookworm, Forud, and Abe [624/2425] and won! 0 days, 05:52:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/23 03:14:26] BastelBot [55/807] has come upon Abe [206/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:13:41 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[12/22/23 05:02:34] elegy [36/442] has challenged Abe [235/562] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to elegy's clock.
[12/23/23 15:58:03] Abe stole Affliction's level 97 charm while they were sleeping! Abe leaves their old level 19 charm behind, which Affliction then takes.
[12/24/23 16:42:10] "\@_, Abe, and dyvonna [1055/2787] have team battled thornrag, Bolded, and Melon [658/2452] and won! 5 days, 22:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/23 10:53:12] csc2ya [70/772] has come upon Abe [596/632] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:21:58 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[12/25/23 19:39:03] Malvolio [282/565] has come upon Abe [538/632] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:11:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/27/23 19:01:17] Bolded, tsr, and Acolarh [977/2787] have team battled Abe, Drin, and Kritzefitz [1620/2927] and lost! 0 days, 10:17:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/23 06:32:00] Abe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:59 towards level 73.
[12/28/23 11:53:34] Abe [495/632] has challenged ChowderKeg [420/575] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:04:20 is removed from Abe's clock.
[12/28/23 12:30:55] bfft [933/944] has come upon Abe [202/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:15 is removed from bfft's clock.
[12/29/23 10:28:06] Abe is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:17:37 is added to their clock.
[12/29/23 12:55:41] Abe [287/632] has come upon dyvonna [106/948] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:12:20 is removed from Abe's clock.
[12/29/23 12:55:41] Abe [505/632] has come upon dyvonna [56/948] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:17:47 is removed from Abe's clock.
[12/31/23 21:20:20] adamus1red [966/969] has challenged Abe [263/632] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:00:26 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[12/31/23 23:39:05] JigmeDatse, EddieT137, and Abe [2146/2539] have team battled Forud, adamus1red, and DrinkyBird [980/3238] and won! 1 day, 14:39:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 11:29:48] ion, Zaratustra, and cadfael [162/2417] have team battled Abe, StalkR, and zbe [959/2991] and lost! 1 day, 00:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/24 07:11:12] Abe [325/632] has come upon tass [481/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:46 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/03/24 07:21:20] Affliction [792/1013] has challenged Abe [353/632] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:49:33 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[01/03/24 18:39:44] idleneutral [132/650] has come upon Abe [253/632] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:48:20 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[01/05/24 23:30:34] Garg, pfoley, and A_Dragon [294/2840] have team battled kevkev, Abe, and ColonelPanic001 [1416/1754] and lost! 1 day, 11:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/24 08:00:48] TimWolla, Abe, and \dev\ice [145/2605] have team battled OobSaco, nawcom, and Silvanus_Betrium [180/2653] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/24 11:23:10] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:09 towards level 73.
[01/07/24 09:33:59] pyre, Abe, and ion [1963/2249] have team battled DontEvenPeek, wille, and MELOONi [470/2569] and won! 0 days, 02:56:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/24 12:42:54] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:30 towards level 73.
[01/07/24 20:40:09] Abe [561/632] has challenged idlebot [761/1439] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/08/24 01:57:51] Abe misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:48:07 from level 74.
[01/09/24 17:18:41] JackyB [494/847] has come upon Abe [39/632] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:36:40 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[01/10/24 11:46:10] Abe, dbx12, and shikhin [1947/2431] have team battled scumola, nathan, and IFireflyl [382/2311] and won! 1 day, 14:00:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/24 12:46:27] Abe [0/632] has come upon Thorael [513/658] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 03:35:23 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/11/24 05:07:18] RussellB [516/991] has come upon Abe [258/632] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:23:24 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[01/12/24 02:20:45] crysis, happymeal, and Abe [2058/2082] have team battled SSLbits, nathan, and dbx12 [2126/2606] and lost! 3 days, 19:43:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/24 07:31:04] Abe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:02:23 towards level 74.
[01/14/24 03:32:07] ToHellWithGA [599/1250] has challenged Abe [173/632] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:06:21 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/14/24 03:32:07] ToHellWithGA has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 3 days, 17:49:49 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/15/24 03:23:46] DontEvenPeek, \dev\ice, and Abe [736/2514] have team battled EddieT137, rawgreaze, and Bluedog [755/3104] and lost! 9 days, 02:29:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/24 06:17:55] Chuck [643/665] has come upon Abe [260/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:32:34 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/15/24 15:16:28] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:32:07 towards level 74.
[01/16/24 07:07:12] SSLbits, sky, and Tabmow [2533/2768] have team battled blobdog, KindOne, and Abe [103/1820] and won! 4 days, 04:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/24 09:22:53] Abe, u4ia, sc, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/24 09:22:53] caeli [763/862] has come upon Abe [130/632] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:40:40 is removed from caeli's clock.
[01/17/24 23:06:32] Abe [101/632] has challenged buzel [323/838] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:24:27 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/18/24 11:24:40] bg [812/1095] has come upon Abe [181/632] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:22:35 is removed from bg's clock.
[01/18/24 15:11:31] sam [273/1004] has come upon Abe [94/632] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:38:15 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/18/24 16:54:31] RanTanRan, Abe, and sam [482/1984] have team battled ponzu, Xenthys, and RussellB [1507/2226] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/24 19:44:46] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:13:08 towards level 74.
[01/23/24 18:40:57] Abe [23/632] has challenged "\@_ [164/1258] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:32:25 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/23/24 20:02:55] drahthaar, Ungoliant, and Sombra [1211/2939] have team battled pyre, Abe, and spex [1536/2826] and lost! 2 days, 04:55:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/24 17:07:43] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:30:35 towards level 74.
[01/24/24 18:01:00] fork [490/592] has come upon Abe [314/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:10:13 is removed from fork's clock.
[01/25/24 03:55:48] Abe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:05:21 towards level 74.
[01/25/24 07:49:49] gusto [490/840] has come upon Abe [604/632] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:23:39 is added to gusto's clock.
[01/25/24 15:52:02] io [134/1281] has challenged Abe [238/632] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:15:15 is added to io's clock.
[01/25/24 19:58:48] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:23:55 towards level 74.
[01/26/24 14:16:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 7 days, 15:57:02 toward level 74.
[01/26/24 18:34:12] Abe [431/632] has come upon popey [465/976] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:41:47 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/27/24 18:20:11] Ungoliant [391/789] has come upon Abe [465/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:19:32 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[01/27/24 23:06:14] Abe [430/632] has challenged gusto [757/840] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:28:06 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/30/24 08:24:11] Abe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:26:35 towards level 74.
[01/30/24 08:30:31] Khorne [187/987] has come upon Abe [573/632] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:42:28 is added to Khorne's clock.
[01/30/24 19:11:35] \dev\ice [342/946] has come upon Abe [438/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:23:25 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[01/31/24 11:36:20] yang [425/467] has challenged Abe [543/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to yang's clock.
[02/04/24 10:52:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 10 days, 18:40:26 toward level 74.
[02/05/24 00:08:23] Techman, Abe, and Soulwhisper [82/1972] have team battled Cirdan, CodeGeek, and TheSilentLink [1391/3379] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/24 03:33:22] Abe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:02:03 towards level 74.
[02/07/24 04:08:43] Abe [384/632] has challenged csc [216/238] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:14:14 is removed from Abe's clock.
[02/07/24 08:59:41] Kayn [106/498] has challenged Abe [495/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Kayn's clock.
[02/07/24 18:31:42] Abe, Carl, hdm, and chadgpt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/24 19:11:37] realguy, el, and Zed_Spiker [1611/2427] have team battled Visievion, Affliction, and Abe [1397/2139] and won! 0 days, 22:38:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/24 22:05:58] dodecahedron [80/516] has come upon Abe [36/632] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:28:28 is removed from dodecahedron's clock.
[02/10/24 19:10:28] laama [155/960] has come upon Abe [76/632] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:31:44 is removed from laama's clock.
[02/11/24 05:49:15] Abe is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:22:29 is added to their clock.
[02/12/24 01:38:23] mordac [622/905] has come upon Abe [130/632] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:29:07 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/12/24 02:15:26] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:21 towards level 74.
[02/12/24 13:56:50] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:46 towards level 74.
[02/12/24 14:41:46] eroc1990 [587/822] has challenged Abe [220/632] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:46:46 is removed from eroc1990's clock.
[02/13/24 05:24:28] Abe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:36 towards level 74.
[02/13/24 06:35:58] Abe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:24 towards level 74.
[02/13/24 09:32:50] kptr, slim, and boscage [1865/2231] have team battled Abe, Mat, and Aksej [1624/2658] and won! 3 days, 05:47:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/24 16:16:10] Abe walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:13 from level 74.
[02/15/24 19:14:40] Abe [588/632] has challenged grangerstranger [373/586] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:03 is removed from Abe's clock.
[02/16/24 02:54:40] Abe got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:20:00 from level 75.
[02/17/24 03:16:03] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:08:41 towards level 75.
[02/18/24 04:56:25] csc [302/363] has challenged Abe [584/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to csc's clock.
[02/18/24 06:15:37] Xenthys [370/903] has challenged Abe [498/632] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:22:25 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[02/18/24 06:43:43] spex [169/1140] has come upon Abe [588/632] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:42:41 is added to spex's clock.
[02/18/24 20:32:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Abe 33 days, 04:35:53 toward level 75.
[03/07/24 22:37:39] Shinzon, idlegood, and Abe [199/1680] have team battled Cockroach, theZoMBiE, and opcode [1006/1879] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/24 05:15:29] olsner [656/926] has come upon Abe [617/632] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:53:12 is removed from olsner's clock.
[03/09/24 06:56:18] CaptainS122 [411/531] has challenged Abe [607/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to CaptainS122's clock.
[03/09/24 17:07:26] jayvee [416/640] has challenged Abe [300/632] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:24:07 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[03/09/24 17:59:12] Abe stole ChowderKeg's level 51 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Abe leaves their old level 24 pair of boots behind, which ChowderKeg then takes.
[03/10/24 12:29:52] Abe was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:05:52 from level 75.
[03/12/24 22:11:39] Abe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:15:10 towards level 75.