Player Info

User: JamCow
Class: Idle Mage
Admin?: No
Level: 79
Next level: 13 days, 14:57:51
Status: Offline
Host: JamCow!~jamcow@user/jamcow
Account Created: Wed Jun 16 21:32:29 2021
Last login: Mon Nov 13 16:57:14 2023
Total time idled: 768 days, 14:48:28
Current position: [317,394]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 36
boots: 250 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 51
gloves: 20
helm: 73 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 30
ring: 72 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 74
tunic: 128 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 162 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 896

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 4 days, 07:02:49
quit: 46 days, 17:40:10

total: 51 days, 00:42:59

Character Modifiers

[06/18/21 03:14:17] JamCow [126/129] has challenged Misza [248/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/18/21 04:30:48] JamCow, AlexS, and gildarts [318/774] have team battled Angelina, elf, and ToHellWithGA [897/1073] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/21 12:12:33] Fenrik [350/408] has come upon JamCow [48/158] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:30 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[06/18/21 18:20:58] JamCow got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:47 towards level 24.
[06/18/21 19:48:17] JamCow [110/169] has challenged sam [213/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/19/21 02:05:17] JamCow [186/191] has challenged Fenrik [96/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/19/21 08:17:14] JamCow [174/204] has challenged nya [185/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/19/21 16:44:33] JamCow [187/236] has challenged zgrep [116/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/19/21 16:45:09] JamCow was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:59 from level 28.
[06/19/21 23:07:26] glguy, Hirion, and allo [658/1169] have team battled gettu, MrGlass, and JamCow [120/779] and won! 0 days, 02:48:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/21 00:21:44] hdm [41/294] has come upon JamCow [24/236] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:12:16 is removed from hdm's clock.
[06/20/21 01:50:03] JamCow [55/236] has challenged buzel [40/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:25 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/20/21 05:10:19] meskio [274/320] has come upon JamCow [46/236] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:29 is removed from meskio's clock.
[06/20/21 11:30:39] JamCow [125/250] has challenged PiotrekD [86/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:36 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/20/21 18:24:24] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:59 from level 30.
[06/20/21 22:09:43] Reilly [15/316] has come upon JamCow [187/250] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:38 is added to Reilly's clock.
[06/20/21 22:57:09] JamCow [104/277] has challenged rawgreaze [20/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/21/21 12:06:58] JamCow [197/293] has challenged Pici [99/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/22/21 03:13:12] JamCow [213/307] has challenged edk [85/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/22/21 20:32:55] JamCow [364/377] has challenged blabber [302/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:00 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/23/21 13:27:36] Quack [8/16] has challenged JamCow [158/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Quack's clock.
[06/23/21 16:38:57] JamCow [317/409] has challenged buyoq [201/233] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/24/21 00:39:24] spex [11/252] has challenged JamCow [237/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to spex's clock.
[06/24/21 04:42:16] JamCow and rs have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/21 15:18:28] JamCow [88/449] has challenged sial [32/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/25/21 01:29:21] skerm [96/194] has challenged JamCow [372/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to skerm's clock.
[06/25/21 18:27:49] JamCow and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/21 18:41:12] JamCow [92/449] has challenged Finley [50/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/26/21 22:20:41] mrmonday [149/402] has come upon JamCow [199/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:56:37 is added to mrmonday's clock.
[06/27/21 02:24:36] JamCow [304/468] has challenged dnim [39/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/27/21 07:45:49] damyan [356/367] has come upon JamCow [441/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:04 is added to damyan's clock.
[06/27/21 08:18:31] Misza, MsYou, and Sherpard2 [948/1129] have team battled JamCow, sid3windr, and Finley [989/1292] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/21 19:00:01] szczot3k, Way, and JamCow [534/1302] have team battled freeboson, MetaNova, and drahthaar [422/1037] and won! 0 days, 03:57:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/21 10:21:29] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:45 towards level 38.
[06/28/21 10:48:55] JamCow [294/501] has challenged Sokar [326/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/30/21 13:00:26] JamCow [408/514] has challenged heisenbug [134/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/30/21 16:38:17] ShiaLabeouf [83/116] has come upon JamCow [235/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:50 is added to ShiaLabeouf's clock.
[07/02/21 11:32:32] jaxson, Forud, and JamCow [1033/1351] have team battled Togra, gdm, and golgy [578/1192] and won! 0 days, 00:29:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/21 13:29:33] JamCow [405/514] has challenged J-472 [87/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/03/21 04:38:00] cremefresh [39/485] has come upon JamCow [331/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:54 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[07/03/21 14:37:21] Juan [49/318] has challenged JamCow [281/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Juan's clock.
[07/03/21 16:50:27] JamCow set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:22 from level 41.
[07/04/21 16:42:28] Andrio [304/333] has come upon JamCow [226/514] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:34:46 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[07/04/21 23:46:25] JamCow [360/536] has challenged dxrt [11/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/05/21 03:34:17] Gorek [95/437] has challenged JamCow [192/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Gorek's clock.
[07/07/21 04:44:38] hockpa2e [185/381] has challenged JamCow [124/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from hockpa2e's clock.
[07/07/21 14:10:05] jayvee [419/524] has challenged JamCow [304/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:04:18 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[07/08/21 03:13:03] BastelBot [100/466] has challenged JamCow [41/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:28:35 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[07/08/21 09:09:31] kline, Russell, and Tor [775/1194] have team battled JamCow, Platonides, and zgrep [372/1389] and won! 0 days, 05:30:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/21 14:28:39] JamCow, ShinobiChileno, and Wolf [517/1391] have team battled drahthaar, pandakekok, and gildarts [945/996] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/21 15:45:13] RaptorJesus [70/335] has challenged JamCow [269/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to RaptorJesus's clock.
[07/08/21 18:01:02] JamCow and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/21 03:22:48] JamCow [327/536] has challenged simple [345/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/09/21 21:55:24] JamCow and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/21 12:08:36] JamCow [373/536] has come upon "\@_ [142/434] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:50:09 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/11/21 23:45:17] DirtyVader [219/234] has come upon JamCow [424/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:19 is added to DirtyVader's clock.
[07/12/21 04:56:09] foo [264/355] has come upon JamCow [462/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:54:36 is added to foo's clock.
[07/12/21 11:21:38] JamCow [272/536] has challenged pandakekok [101/239] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:54 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/14/21 05:22:56] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:05 towards level 44.
[07/14/21 17:21:28] Khorne [313/496] has challenged JamCow [305/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[07/16/21 00:10:17] JamCow [308/536] has challenged t3chn0 [231/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/17/21 19:14:10] talisein [94/578] has come upon JamCow [269/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:49 is added to talisein's clock.
[07/18/21 16:33:28] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:46 towards level 45.
[07/20/21 01:24:30] JamCow [337/536] has challenged blabber [408/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/20/21 03:40:08] caeli, DrinkyBird, and vectr0n [1034/1177] have team battled JamCow, ChowderKeg, and scornn [1472/1526] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/21 05:52:29] Umbire [65/343] has come upon JamCow [307/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:09 is added to Umbire's clock.
[07/20/21 09:40:58] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:44 towards level 46.
[07/21/21 04:55:55] Zaratustra [70/436] has come upon JamCow [297/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:20:17 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/22/21 10:29:27] tmberg [323/386] has challenged JamCow [47/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:16:10 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[07/22/21 10:29:27] tmberg has dealt JamCow a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:48:33 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/22/21 21:49:03] caeli, JamCow, and vegadark [256/1508] have team battled Andrio, Puff, and Hirion [21/1249] and won! 0 days, 01:37:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/21 04:46:46] Kachin [244/370] has come upon JamCow [88/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:06:10 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[07/24/21 12:01:27] wille [105/255] has challenged JamCow [211/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to wille's clock.
[07/24/21 13:01:52] Algernon [220/461] has come upon JamCow [391/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:01 is added to Algernon's clock.
[07/24/21 21:16:03] JamCow [354/536] has challenged jaxson [9/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:48:58 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/25/21 06:47:31] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:28 from level 46.
[07/25/21 17:52:46] TauPan [188/449] has challenged JamCow [356/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/25/21 21:38:38] JamCow [428/536] has challenged Affliction [12/540] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/26/21 13:36:08] JamCow and Iines have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/21 12:33:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 1 day, 02:08:30 toward level 47.
[07/29/21 00:31:50] A_Dragon, zbe, and V [1533/1640] have team battled Ankhers, JamCow, and eising [1164/1728] and won! 0 days, 04:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/21 18:04:09] Platonides [346/357] has challenged JamCow [444/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Platonides's clock.
[07/29/21 20:30:31] JamCow [477/536] has challenged iiriix [131/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/01/21 01:56:42] MadMan [429/495] has come upon JamCow [289/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:24:22 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[08/01/21 02:14:30] kenyon [148/456] has come upon JamCow [48/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:14:05 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/01/21 07:15:39] Misza [373/509] has come upon JamCow [146/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:25:13 is removed from Misza's clock.
[08/01/21 10:55:06] himuraken [2/196] has challenged JamCow [149/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to himuraken's clock.
[08/01/21 14:18:53] JamCow walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:22 from level 48.
[08/01/21 15:12:16] womblecat [238/273] has come upon JamCow [155/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:38 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[08/01/21 16:40:59] uovobw, starlink, and DrinkyBird [1341/1387] have team battled JamCow, Syloq, and Bkid [584/1430] and won! 0 days, 05:53:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/21 13:22:05] JamCow left their weapon out in the rain to rust! JamCow's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/21 12:00:45] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:52 towards level 48.
[08/05/21 15:55:06] JamCow [192/531] has challenged pastly [276/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to JamCow's clock.
[08/05/21 17:17:12] Angelina [164/471] has challenged JamCow [273/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:59 is added to Angelina's clock.
[08/06/21 02:06:34] pastly [167/419] has come upon JamCow [103/531] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:19 is removed from pastly's clock.
[08/06/21 13:15:28] fmy [69/243] has come upon JamCow [399/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:32 is added to fmy's clock.
[08/08/21 05:33:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 3 days, 09:22:31 toward level 49.
[08/09/21 03:45:13] JamCow learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:28 towards level 49.
[08/09/21 05:02:24] Defiant, Togra, and CrashOverride [667/1364] have team battled Wolf, JamCow, and Kachin [85/1608] and won! 0 days, 00:00:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/21 06:29:41] Silvanus_Betrium [55/337] has challenged JamCow [217/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[08/11/21 00:27:28] PiotrekD [349/427] has challenged JamCow [299/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[08/11/21 09:01:36] edk, Lord255, and jayvee [1494/1744] have team battled Cirdan, JamCow, and Hirion [1332/1476] and won! 0 days, 22:14:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/21 17:45:32] JamCow [131/531] has challenged bookworm [121/416] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/12/21 02:00:15] CornFly [308/441] has come upon JamCow [72/531] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/13/21 22:16:18] krin [376/396] has come upon JamCow [315/531] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:28:58 is removed from krin's clock.
[08/13/21 23:55:32] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:40 towards level 50.
[08/14/21 09:25:36] Karen, JamCow, and ToHellWithGA [1320/1448] have team battled sid3windr, gerry666, and vegadark [808/1692] and won! 0 days, 12:03:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/21 14:03:18] JamCow [374/531] has challenged io [78/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:37:57 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/14/21 21:26:17] shymega [7/13] has challenged JamCow [123/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to shymega's clock.
[08/15/21 00:49:25] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:10 towards level 50.
[08/16/21 04:41:54] Phil [573/636] has come upon JamCow [461/531] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:54:09 is removed from Phil's clock.
[08/16/21 22:11:36] CodeGeek stole JamCow's level 46 shield while they were sleeping! CodeGeek leaves their old level 33 shield behind, which JamCow then takes.
[08/17/21 07:19:47] JamCow [397/517] has challenged crank [636/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:54 is added to JamCow's clock.
[08/18/21 12:51:28] JamCow [213/517] has challenged drahthaar [18/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/20/21 07:38:30] JamCow discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:27 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 09:33:35] Russell [104/623] has come upon JamCow [103/517] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:17:15 is removed from Russell's clock.
[08/22/21 05:28:55] JamCow was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:46 towards level 51.
[08/22/21 08:53:32] JamCow grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:14 towards level 51.
[08/23/21 18:54:54] JamCow [106/517] has challenged Way [67/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:58 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/24/21 01:04:14] li [21/438] has come upon JamCow [180/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:53:52 is added to li's clock.
[08/25/21 02:15:20] JamCow learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:48 towards level 51.
[08/26/21 18:25:30] Khorne, jjasghar, and drahthaar [747/1443] have team battled Sergio, JamCow, and Disruptor [575/1500] and won! 1 day, 02:48:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/21 23:48:32] JamCow [446/517] has challenged Mlajzuk [232/376] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:18:00 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/27/21 23:31:49] JamCow and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/21 00:51:20] JackyB [1/6] has challenged JamCow [317/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to JackyB's clock.
[08/28/21 12:16:40] JamCow, bobvador, and starlink [380/1388] have team battled heisenbug, Tenorman, and bagels [598/1384] and lost! 0 days, 20:07:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/21 17:12:12] blackroot [30/510] has come upon JamCow [389/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:43:39 is added to blackroot's clock.
[08/30/21 01:28:47] hockpa2e [138/453] has challenged JamCow [432/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:29 is added to hockpa2e's clock.
[08/30/21 17:31:43] JamCow saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:58:22 from level 52.
[08/30/21 21:21:26] JamCow and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 15:01:14] JamCow and pastly have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 15:37:41] allo [150/574] has challenged JamCow [416/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:31:02 is added to allo's clock.
[09/01/21 06:35:05] jayvee [491/598] has come upon JamCow [267/517] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:25 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[09/02/21 14:01:40] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:20 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 21:57:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 2 days, 10:42:14 toward level 52.
[09/03/21 19:17:11] JamCow and talisein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/21 02:48:53] JamCow, talisein, and MsYou [51/1688] have team battled gerry666, heisenbug, and vegadark [444/1703] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/21 22:09:29] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:26 towards level 52.
[09/05/21 01:46:10] JamCow [364/523] has challenged ukleinek [231/389] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/06/21 17:12:49] JamCow and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/21 19:12:20] Majak [317/488] has challenged JamCow [183/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:02:30 is removed from Majak's clock.
[09/06/21 19:33:19] JamCow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:42 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 09:48:29] Reilly, TauPan, and Pricey [582/1607] have team battled talisein, vegadark, and JamCow [1571/1669] and lost! 0 days, 09:06:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/21 03:14:29] scumola [161/310] has come upon JamCow [17/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:16 is removed from scumola's clock.
[09/09/21 03:14:29] scumola has dealt JamCow a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:56:14 is added to JamCow's clock.
[09/10/21 03:24:26] JamCow and xbill have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/21 07:35:02] JamCow and Andrio have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/21 15:20:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 4 days, 04:19:05 toward level 53.
[09/11/21 09:16:10] JamCow and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/21 02:50:58] tmberg [182/435] has come upon JamCow [192/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:34 is added to tmberg's clock.
[09/12/21 06:56:00] JamCow [309/528] has challenged Fenrik [249/439] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/22/21 02:15:27] JamCow and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/21 23:55:09] JamCow was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:12:28 from level 54.
[09/23/21 06:41:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 3 days, 05:36:56 toward level 54.
[09/23/21 07:24:31] Theleveler [4/474] has come upon JamCow [374/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:57:28 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[09/23/21 09:24:39] JamCow found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:02 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 12:55:48] JamCow bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:04:00 from level 54.
[09/23/21 21:09:24] iiriix [83/396] has come upon JamCow [294/528] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:53:49 is added to iiriix's clock.
[09/23/21 23:42:31] JamCow [141/528] has challenged zbe [88/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:51:51 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/24/21 14:47:26] V [216/620] has challenged JamCow [485/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:11 is added to V's clock.
[09/24/21 15:47:42] DownAndUp [277/449] has challenged JamCow [407/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:47 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[09/24/21 19:03:10] JamCow and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/21 21:38:55] TauPan [363/565] has come upon JamCow [139/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:37:44 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[09/24/21 23:05:13] mordac [418/437] has come upon JamCow [295/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:25:09 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/26/21 02:33:14] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:54 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 09:42:33] bananaboat [162/393] has come upon JamCow [8/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:05 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/27/21 22:37:55] JamCow bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:17 from level 54.
[09/28/21 19:41:18] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:44 towards level 54.
[09/29/21 11:00:52] JamCow and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/21 21:37:25] nyuszika7h, JamCow, and el [1348/1692] have team battled Finley, thornrag, and bagels [974/1590] and won! 0 days, 01:51:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/21 05:04:56] JamCow [521/528] has challenged Sorin [290/645] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/30/21 09:20:01] JamCow and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/21 19:20:16] Sherpard2 [221/661] has come upon JamCow [443/528] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:36:39 is added to Sherpard2's clock.
[10/02/21 06:06:06] JamCow and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/21 01:46:55] JamCow and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/21 15:35:32] pyre [64/766] has come upon JamCow [156/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:19 is added to pyre's clock.
[10/04/21 18:17:10] JamCow, nya, damyan, and "\@_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/21 23:45:51] GilbertErik [261/518] has challenged JamCow [164/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[10/05/21 06:37:02] JamCow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:02:07 from level 55.
[10/05/21 18:34:54] Wolf [105/728] has challenged JamCow [489/528] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:08:45 is added to Wolf's clock.
[10/07/21 12:37:55] JamCow and Geoff have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/21 03:10:39] bookworm [139/551] has come upon JamCow [493/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:18:30 is added to bookworm's clock.
[10/08/21 03:11:12] bookworm [474/551] has come upon JamCow [104/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:26:40 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[10/08/21 19:49:36] JamCow [357/528] has challenged Asara [201/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:29:40 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/09/21 09:30:14] JamCow was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:35 towards level 55.
[10/09/21 10:17:47] JamCow and Mattusmindus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/21 14:13:10] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:38 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 20:47:48] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:24 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 23:08:14] BUSY [388/398] has come upon JamCow [194/532] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:43:19 is removed from BUSY's clock.
[10/11/21 13:01:41] JamCow [102/532] has challenged A_Dragon [280/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to JamCow's clock.
[10/11/21 14:02:54] io [56/695] has challenged JamCow [353/532] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:43:52 is added to io's clock.
[10/12/21 01:47:56] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:10:15 from level 56.
[10/12/21 05:06:04] JamCow [133/532] has challenged ToHellWithGA [529/715] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:32:29 is added to JamCow's clock.
[10/12/21 09:27:44] JamCow got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:40:04 from level 56.
[10/12/21 13:54:09] spex [208/529] has come upon JamCow [241/532] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:56:53 is added to spex's clock.
[10/12/21 14:18:08] buZz [35/481] has come upon JamCow [200/532] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:38:57 is added to buZz's clock.
[10/13/21 03:21:04] Mlajzuk [395/417] has come upon JamCow [491/532] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:52:13 is added to Mlajzuk's clock.
[10/14/21 09:07:03] JamCow, omero, and mordac [998/1511] have team battled pwae, buzel, and Sherpard2 [1360/1918] and lost! 0 days, 07:00:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/21 13:01:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 1 day, 12:20:00 toward level 56.
[10/15/21 16:48:59] JamCow and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/21 17:42:13] JamCow ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:51:54 from level 56.
[10/15/21 19:21:25] JamCow and Togra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 08:40:36] JamCow and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/21 00:12:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JamCow with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 21:51:22 from level 56.
[10/17/21 09:16:36] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:18:42 from level 56.
[10/17/21 23:33:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 12 days, 12:17:56 toward level 56.
[10/18/21 01:39:24] JamCow and Lord255 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/21 11:26:31] pwae [275/534] has come upon JamCow [365/534] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:06:27 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/18/21 15:25:28] io [663/679] has challenged JamCow [294/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:37:27 is removed from io's clock.
[10/18/21 19:16:44] _sh [161/581] has challenged JamCow [425/534] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to _sh's clock.
[10/19/21 05:33:08] Cirdan [450/490] has come upon JamCow [137/534] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:21:42 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[10/19/21 20:54:38] JamCow found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:13:38 towards level 56.
[10/20/21 03:45:55] Affliction [355/537] has come upon JamCow [308/534] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:12:20 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[10/20/21 20:12:57] JamCow and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/21 20:04:30] shikhin, golgy, and edk [1136/1825] have team battled The_Decryptor, aqsd, and JamCow [634/1756] and won! 0 days, 04:06:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 01:05:08] bananaboat [468/489] has come upon JamCow [386/534] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:04:55 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/27/21 22:48:02] JamCow and omero have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/21 13:19:13] JamCow [334/534] has challenged shikhin [31/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:04:32 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/30/21 06:45:24] soul, zbe, and coding_monk [509/1330] have team battled AlexS, JamCow, and MadMan [1351/1681] and lost! 0 days, 05:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/21 15:51:50] JamCow and Svetland have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 17:03:20] "\@_ [60/449] has come upon JamCow [115/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:43 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[10/31/21 19:56:15] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:05:42 from level 56.
[10/31/21 20:13:15] JamCow set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:00 from level 56.
[10/31/21 23:33:10] starlink [434/640] has challenged JamCow [141/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from starlink's clock.
[11/01/21 09:27:50] JamCow and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/21 13:39:09] buzel [563/753] has challenged JamCow [39/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:36:19 is removed from buzel's clock.
[11/03/21 07:28:56] JamCow and edk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/21 01:10:38] JamCow [315/534] has challenged anarcat [577/834] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to JamCow's clock.
[11/04/21 18:30:31] gildarts [95/490] has come upon JamCow [138/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:40:25 is added to gildarts's clock.
[11/06/21 22:00:30] style [433/501] has challenged JamCow [96/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:49 is removed from style's clock.
[11/07/21 05:21:55] JamCow left their weapon out in the rain to rust! JamCow's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/21 04:06:34] JamCow [280/530] has challenged Reilly [305/655] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:21:46 is added to JamCow's clock.
[11/09/21 01:38:48] JamCow EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:31:35 from level 57.
[11/09/21 13:53:20] JamCow [344/530] has come upon Visse [116/397] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:39:19 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/10/21 00:18:45] JamCow was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:41:06 from level 57.
[11/10/21 10:17:32] megubyte [272/523] has challenged JamCow [382/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:30 is added to megubyte's clock.
[11/10/21 14:00:09] gradator [433/628] has come upon JamCow [220/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:42:56 is removed from gradator's clock.
[11/11/21 13:47:04] Sorin [10/704] has come upon JamCow [344/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:24 is added to Sorin's clock.
[11/11/21 16:15:43] JamCow grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:37:34 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 04:27:59] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:21:47 from level 57.
[11/12/21 13:08:23] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:55 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 06:24:09] JamCow and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 11:56:41] rs [232/459] has come upon JamCow [445/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:34:59 is added to rs's clock.
[11/14/21 09:27:50] mgr [251/252] has challenged JamCow [367/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to mgr's clock.
[11/14/21 14:35:16] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:59 towards level 57.
[11/14/21 18:06:11] JamCow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:14:08 from level 57.
[11/15/21 02:38:44] JackyB [201/464] has come upon JamCow [371/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:59:50 is added to JackyB's clock.
[11/15/21 03:40:53] JamCow [46/530] has challenged Crazycatlady [42/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:09:43 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/15/21 13:50:51] JamCow and MadMan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 17:40:10] Sherpard2 [140/670] has come upon JamCow [43/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:29:40 is removed from Sherpard2's clock.
[11/16/21 05:46:26] EddieT137 [42/43] has challenged JamCow [210/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[11/17/21 01:50:38] JamCow [151/530] has challenged Centrixx [370/528] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:10:44 is added to JamCow's clock.
[11/17/21 05:20:05] JamCow was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:31:18 towards level 57.
[11/17/21 12:45:48] JamCow and talisein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/21 08:26:04] O[_] [538/559] has come upon JamCow [148/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:22:27 is removed from O[_]'s clock.
[11/18/21 15:48:17] JamCow lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:30:15 from level 57.
[11/18/21 18:01:13] adamus1red [92/546] has challenged JamCow [139/530] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:34:31 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[11/19/21 15:55:58] gildarts [236/490] has come upon JamCow [316/530] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:06:29 is added to gildarts's clock.
[11/20/21 00:05:31] JamCow, Lord255, Ankhers, and Asara have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/21 04:10:39] JamCow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:42:20 from level 57.
[11/20/21 11:33:39] yNos, krin, and Plato [14/1458] have team battled cremefresh, JamCow, and Centrixx [1493/1758] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/21 04:45:03] bagels, vectr0n, and JamCow [231/1623] have team battled yano, buzel, and KeboDK [1396/1731] and lost! 1 day, 02:16:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/21 04:46:17] chiastre [280/880] has challenged JamCow [525/530] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to chiastre's clock.
[11/22/21 12:45:26] JamCow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JamCow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/21 16:05:41] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:04 towards level 57.
[11/24/21 00:28:36] JamCow and omero have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/21 03:16:44] uovobw [462/536] has come upon JamCow [285/533] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:22:34 is removed from uovobw's clock.
[11/25/21 08:14:05] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:58 towards level 57.
[11/25/21 23:39:47] Feltharell [5/13] has challenged JamCow [55/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[11/26/21 00:21:17] el [152/630] has come upon JamCow [483/533] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:25:55 is added to el's clock.
[11/26/21 15:25:08] Feltharell [126/154] has challenged JamCow [84/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:23:29 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[11/26/21 15:41:02] Silvanus_Betrium [583/634] has come upon JamCow [120/533] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:45:26 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/27/21 14:43:17] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:35 from level 57.
[11/27/21 18:23:56] JamCow and Feltharell have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 20:36:24] JamCow [271/534] has challenged tomhek [231/749] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/27/21 21:36:46] cfjk, Xenthys, and JamCow [433/1342] have team battled YeKong, di0nysus, and Disruptor [420/1470] and won! 0 days, 16:05:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 17:10:00] Feltharell [139/232] has challenged JamCow [201/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[11/29/21 22:46:54] t3chn0 [102/609] has come upon JamCow [293/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:34 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[11/30/21 22:00:03] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:21:53 from level 58.
[12/01/21 08:29:21] JamCow and starlink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 21:38:44] elf, jjasghar, and CompanionCube [180/1887] have team battled JamCow, Sorin, and JeDa [1778/2311] and lost! 1 day, 15:26:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 15:45:28] HeavyPodda [399/461] has challenged JamCow [48/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/03/21 01:41:18] nya [491/531] has challenged JamCow [165/534] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from nya's clock.
[12/03/21 01:41:18] In the fierce battle, JamCow dropped their level 71 helm! nya picks it up, tossing their old level 52 helm to JamCow.
[12/03/21 09:40:41] keepermurph, pfoley, and JamCow [322/1504] have team battled CompanionCube, sparogy, and Affliction [373/1617] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/21 14:22:40] JamCow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:47:27 from level 58.
[12/03/21 23:32:52] spex [231/553] has come upon JamCow [143/420] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:11:39 is removed from spex's clock.
[12/04/21 01:04:05] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:02 towards level 58.
[12/04/21 02:08:06] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:32 towards level 58.
[12/05/21 06:48:54] ChowderKeg [564/680] has come upon JamCow [92/420] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:32:52 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[12/06/21 00:47:09] yNos [208/390] has come upon JamCow [389/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:50 is added to yNos's clock.
[12/07/21 05:35:06] buZz [55/629] has challenged JamCow [4/420] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:53:48 is removed from buZz's clock.
[12/08/21 12:57:57] JamCow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:54 towards level 58.
[12/08/21 15:10:36] Svetland, Paperclip, and ukleinek [284/1802] have team battled wesley, JamCow, and hugga [1094/1103] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/21 18:41:43] JamCow invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:31 towards level 58.
[12/09/21 14:53:44] Norkle [0/1] has challenged JamCow [288/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Norkle's clock.
[12/14/21 13:11:44] Plato, Tenorman, and JamCow [1435/1622] have team battled Koffa, CompanionCube, and The_Decryptor [38/2249] and won! 1 day, 03:12:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/21 13:30:34] JamCow, omero, Paganel, and Alarien have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/21 06:16:06] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:06 towards level 58.
[12/16/21 10:37:28] res0nat0r [94/308] has challenged JamCow [408/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to res0nat0r's clock.
[12/17/21 01:11:19] Hirion, tsr, and munkis [137/1505] have team battled Yuhno, JamCow, and HellSpawn [424/1550] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/21 11:15:22] Aelane [162/395] has challenged JamCow [414/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Aelane's clock.
[12/17/21 17:06:00] JamCow [167/525] has challenged Kritzefitz [536/650] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to JamCow's clock.
[12/17/21 17:07:09] RanTanRan [292/312] has come upon JamCow [440/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:54:02 is added to RanTanRan's clock.
[12/18/21 17:32:22] JamCow [88/525] has challenged Acolarh [456/635] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:11:13 is added to JamCow's clock.
[12/20/21 04:57:56] Drin [99/758] has challenged JamCow [362/525] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Drin's clock.
[12/21/21 18:42:51] A_Dragon, JamCow, and cadfael [951/1716] have team battled gildarts, texke, and _sh [1004/1961] and lost! 1 day, 04:50:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 19:28:40] apb [196/858] has come upon JamCow [117/525] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:07:06 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/22/21 21:50:20] unicron, gegenschein, and JamCow [1219/1846] have team battled crank, judahnator, and Xenthys [876/1513] and won! 0 days, 05:21:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 01:24:56] tomhek [326/757] has come upon JamCow [40/525] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:14:16 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[12/24/21 02:35:06] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:30:07 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 14:21:30] JamCow bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:56:59 from level 59.
[12/25/21 03:06:05] JamCow invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:37 towards level 59.
[12/25/21 09:13:40] Feoh [116/661] has come upon JamCow [374/525] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:39:26 is added to Feoh's clock.
[12/25/21 13:22:39] GilbertErik [38/617] has come upon JamCow [508/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:25:27 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/26/21 03:03:17] sc [25/904] has come upon JamCow [490/525] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:36:15 is added to sc's clock.
[12/26/21 16:15:02] bananaboat [559/569] has come upon JamCow [127/525] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:43:42 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/26/21 16:15:02] bananaboat has dealt JamCow a Critical Strike! 8 days, 01:36:47 is added to JamCow's clock.
[12/26/21 17:10:26] Cirdan [493/889] has challenged JamCow [339/525] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:24 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[12/28/21 23:45:43] noex [1/4] has challenged JamCow [500/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to noex's clock.
[12/30/21 08:28:07] JamCow [193/525] has challenged pwae [266/541] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:46:31 is added to JamCow's clock.
[12/30/21 13:55:21] Paganel [49/675] has come upon JamCow [346/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:33 is added to Paganel's clock.
[12/30/21 16:08:18] Paganel [645/675] has come upon JamCow [372/525] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:44:52 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[12/31/21 15:51:44] DrinkyBird, Wolf, and Xenthys [705/1587] have team battled Forud, Aelane, and JamCow [273/1806] and won! 1 day, 06:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/21 16:22:20] soltys, edk, and JigmeDatse [1058/2005] have team battled JamCow, RussellB, and cadfael [8/1727] and won! 0 days, 16:48:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/22 06:54:51] el, pants, and buzel [1313/2019] have team battled Bluedog, bookworm, and JamCow [1134/2114] and won! 0 days, 14:59:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 09:45:02] ChowderKeg [257/688] has come upon JamCow [509/525] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:50:32 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[01/02/22 20:49:34] Bluedog [693/940] has come upon JamCow [160/525] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:32:10 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[01/04/22 09:56:44] bg, t3chn0, and JamCow [1192/1922] have team battled style, Asara, and JigmeDatse [1055/1487] and won! 5 days, 15:38:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/22 13:21:22] JamCow [249/525] has challenged yNos [431/455] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:42:14 is added to JamCow's clock.
[01/05/22 18:37:22] kenyon [160/657] has come upon JamCow [161/525] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:58:39 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/05/22 22:57:52] JamCow stole crank's level 58 helm while they were sleeping! JamCow leaves their old level 52 helm behind, which crank then takes.
[01/07/22 05:19:44] Koffa [304/526] has come upon JamCow [114/531] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:12:04 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/07/22 13:18:51] Notir, Forud, and texke [1026/2089] have team battled JamCow, Lord255, and ion [704/1825] and won! 0 days, 20:45:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 03:08:11] JamCow, tmberg, and Sombra [759/2065] have team battled Lord255, Tangles, and Platonides [448/1939] and won! 2 days, 14:11:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 08:45:39] JamCow is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:36:28 is added to their clock.
[01/08/22 22:21:19] JamCow, buZz, Feltharell, and crysis have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/22 09:38:02] JamCow stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:59 towards level 59.
[01/11/22 13:51:41] Plato [4/620] has come upon JamCow [46/531] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:52:25 is added to Plato's clock.
[01/11/22 22:52:40] JamCow [111/531] has challenged Chuck [429/531] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:47 is added to JamCow's clock.
[01/13/22 15:28:23] noex [249/310] has challenged JamCow [84/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:40 is removed from noex's clock.
[01/13/22 19:55:01] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:14 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 03:00:48] starlink [124/664] has come upon JamCow [145/533] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:07:21 is added to starlink's clock.
[01/14/22 03:39:49] brycec [727/894] has come upon JamCow [468/533] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:16:32 is removed from brycec's clock.
[01/14/22 12:45:57] Alarien [12/498] has come upon JamCow [35/533] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:02:56 is added to Alarien's clock.
[01/14/22 23:32:20] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:42 towards level 59.
[01/15/22 00:07:57] JamCow [295/533] has challenged ChowderKeg [494/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:48:20 is added to JamCow's clock.
[01/15/22 04:50:18] vmbox [141/278] has come upon JamCow [129/533] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:33:37 is removed from vmbox's clock.
[01/16/22 02:31:15] JamCow slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! JamCow's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/16/22 05:31:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 3 days, 10:08:49 toward level 59.
[01/16/22 09:39:40] V [32/800] has come upon JamCow [448/529] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:43:30 is added to V's clock.
[01/16/22 19:14:51] Feltharell, starlink, and Notir [1412/1794] have team battled thornrag, JamCow, and megubyte [1125/1649] and won! 0 days, 10:42:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/22 19:16:33] JamCow [384/529] has challenged anarcat [155/831] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:21:46 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[01/20/22 03:25:04] MistahKel [279/889] has come upon JamCow [307/529] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:27:05 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[01/22/22 18:59:55] JamCow [170/529] has challenged fattrat [522/543] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to JamCow's clock.
[01/22/22 23:21:11] JamCow saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:32:12 from level 60.
[01/23/22 07:31:20] JamCow lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:42:11 from level 60.
[01/23/22 10:48:34] JamCow [454/529] has challenged Tenorman [664/829] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:17:11 is added to JamCow's clock.
[01/23/22 12:48:57] Plato [96/620] has challenged JamCow [466/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:44 is added to Plato's clock.
[01/23/22 16:14:08] Phil, Notir, and xbill [988/2025] have team battled Drin, Chuck, and JamCow [1683/1842] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/22 01:37:39] JamCow fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! JamCow's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/22 07:16:31] JamCow, Majak, and Misza [1249/2543] have team battled xbill, yNos, and Sario [1008/1666] and won! 0 days, 19:13:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 06:37:30] Aelane, JamCow, and bsleep [1567/1709] have team battled Sario, caeli, and buZz [1119/1655] and won! 0 days, 08:09:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 14:01:01] yNos [446/474] has come upon JamCow [394/525] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:41:00 is removed from yNos's clock.
[01/27/22 19:41:59] JamCow is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 02:51:52 is added to their clock.
[01/29/22 22:06:59] Psilocybe [693/742] has come upon JamCow [318/525] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:54:23 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[01/30/22 05:59:10] mordac [440/529] has challenged JamCow [110/525] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:46:36 is removed from mordac's clock.
[01/31/22 20:47:17] Centrixx [341/639] has come upon JamCow [474/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:38:59 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[02/03/22 13:34:39] JamCow fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! JamCow's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/22 21:20:44] kinus [71/468] has challenged JamCow [315/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:48:12 is added to kinus's clock.
[02/04/22 00:46:21] JamCow stole hax404's level 73 helm while they were sleeping! JamCow leaves their old level 58 helm behind, which hax404 then takes.
[02/05/22 01:22:22] JamCow invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:16:30 towards level 60.
[02/05/22 05:34:05] JamCow, Neil, adamus1red, and zifnab06 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/22 07:06:40] aqsd, nawcom, and jayvee [604/1868] have team battled JamCow, ion, and drahthaar [912/1789] and lost! 2 days, 16:20:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 20:56:50] Misza [898/937] has come upon JamCow [409/544] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:11:52 is removed from Misza's clock.
[02/07/22 00:34:22] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:47 towards level 60.
[02/07/22 09:36:31] JamCow [269/544] has challenged buyoq [135/858] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:42:08 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[02/08/22 17:53:06] JamCow fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:49:59 from level 60.
[02/08/22 19:09:29] JamCow, SCSi, ToHellWithGA, and Fehu have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/22 08:30:19] Ralle, el, and Nuae [1468/1469] have team battled theZoMBiE, elf, and JamCow [969/1835] and won! 0 days, 15:26:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/22 15:37:11] JamCow and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/22 17:54:35] JamCow and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 08:27:02] MrMagoo [361/661] has challenged JamCow [593/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[02/10/22 12:50:58] soltys [255/649] has challenged JamCow [6/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:41:35 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/11/22 22:23:12] Omega, Acolarh, and Platonides [786/1844] have team battled JamCow, TimWolla, and Wolf [1716/2259] and lost! 0 days, 05:05:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/22 22:45:41] JamCow lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:44:59 from level 60.
[02/13/22 04:04:32] JamCow got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:42:08 from level 60.
[02/13/22 20:21:19] JamCow learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:40 towards level 60.
[02/14/22 20:02:13] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:55:40 from level 60.
[02/14/22 22:58:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 5 days, 01:35:34 toward level 60.
[02/15/22 11:01:12] JamCow [569/665] has come upon commie [227/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:14:22 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[02/15/22 20:31:55] JamCow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:03 towards level 60.
[02/16/22 17:02:48] nya [51/856] has challenged JamCow [310/665] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to nya's clock.
[02/17/22 00:20:21] Sorin [454/735] has challenged JamCow [365/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:47:01 is removed from Sorin's clock.
[02/17/22 11:13:41] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:41 towards level 60.
[02/17/22 17:58:09] meti and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/22 12:16:35] Tenedos [461/534] has come upon JamCow [557/665] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:39:10 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[02/21/22 06:43:29] JamCow was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:45 from level 60.
[02/21/22 17:52:18] Tenorman, bananaboat, and Khorne [1450/2281] have team battled JamCow, freeboson, and VonToutCourt [921/1974] and won! 2 days, 11:06:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/22 07:29:17] JamCow [638/665] has challenged pyre [59/565] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[02/22/22 15:18:39] JamCow and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/22 06:48:58] cfjk [247/486] has challenged JamCow [62/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:22:28 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/23/22 16:37:30] JamCow sharpened the edge of their weapon! JamCow's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/22 07:26:22] CompanionCube [686/808] has come upon JamCow [250/682] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:26:54 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[02/26/22 04:02:07] JamCow and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 08:07:32] Khorne, JamCow, and Bluedog [884/2403] have team battled A_Dragon, omero, and Platonides [656/2037] and won! 1 day, 20:43:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 23:06:53] pitchshifter [423/455] has challenged JamCow [504/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to pitchshifter's clock.
[02/28/22 13:07:21] JamCow [47/682] has come upon StalkR [582/757] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:30:38 is added to JamCow's clock.
[02/28/22 13:34:45] Gorek, KindOne, and MadMan [1802/1860] have team battled JamCow, zifnab06, and Abe [220/1694] and won! 3 days, 03:32:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/22 14:44:51] Primetime, MetaNova, and bananaboat [1161/1510] have team battled bg, JamCow, and tswsl [1124/1987] and won! 0 days, 03:22:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/22 20:01:52] A_Dragon [375/867] has come upon JamCow [95/682] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:08:38 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[03/02/22 23:42:19] JamCow and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/22 04:33:11] JamCow and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/22 05:30:32] freeboson [96/782] has challenged JamCow [250/682] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:14:38 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/04/22 12:07:35] JamCow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:05 towards level 61.
[03/05/22 01:26:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 5 days, 17:30:40 toward level 61.
[03/05/22 18:57:17] Lord255 and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 22:03:43] JamCow and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/22 04:55:12] Asara and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/22 16:13:45] cfjk, Silvanus_Betrium, and JamCow [843/1796] have team battled CompanionCube, scumola, and talisein [1575/2186] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/22 17:28:38] JamCow fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:00:29 from level 61.
[03/08/22 18:09:42] JamCow, sky, and Theleveler [798/1892] have team battled caeli, HellSpawn, and jacob1 [1517/2504] and lost! 1 day, 00:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/22 21:01:05] soltys [88/649] has come upon JamCow [497/682] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:04:37 is added to soltys's clock.
[03/10/22 05:27:10] nyuszika7h [498/646] has come upon JamCow [217/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:43:10 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[03/10/22 11:35:54] RussellB [820/839] has come upon JamCow [43/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:24:46 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[03/10/22 20:17:52] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:57 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 03:14:09] tomhek [180/805] has come upon JamCow [256/682] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:56:23 is added to tomhek's clock.
[03/11/22 11:09:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JamCow with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 13:59:54 from level 61.
[03/11/22 14:43:44] coding_monk, JamCow, and Platonides [1469/1921] have team battled sheu, GilbertErik, and gradator [786/1851] and won! 1 day, 20:19:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/22 19:30:49] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:56 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 22:34:29] Fenrik [817/892] has challenged JamCow [613/682] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:58:12 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[03/12/22 07:44:35] Ecko [372/426] has come upon JamCow [585/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:30:52 is added to Ecko's clock.
[03/12/22 08:14:41] invisiblek [26/95] has challenged JamCow [89/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to invisiblek's clock.
[03/12/22 08:36:40] JamCow [300/682] has challenged cremefresh [571/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to JamCow's clock.
[03/14/22 11:29:02] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:27 towards level 61.
[03/15/22 08:11:08] Al-bot [143/243] has challenged JamCow [296/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Al-bot's clock.
[03/15/22 10:06:46] JamCow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:32 towards level 61.
[03/17/22 05:44:51] SCSi, io, and Sombra [1609/2007] have team battled Yarosh, CompanionCube, and JamCow [417/1989] and won! 0 days, 06:51:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 07:04:52] Lnk [387/974] has challenged JamCow [229/682] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:55:10 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[03/18/22 08:05:03] Crazycatlady, xbill, and Theleveler [1895/2343] have team battled JamCow, pants, and zbe [538/2134] and won! 6 days, 01:14:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 10:58:53] Omega, JamCow, and Lnk [1565/2314] have team battled caeli, Paganel, and MetaNova [1270/2014] and won! 0 days, 00:25:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 12:41:28] JamCow [152/682] has challenged el [168/634] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to JamCow's clock.
[03/19/22 13:18:08] h00k [156/231] has challenged JamCow [105/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:30 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/20/22 02:41:19] JamCow and Alys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/22 10:38:41] sid3windr, JamCow, and solarsparq [1485/2019] have team battled Hirion, heisenbug, and eising [743/1684] and won! 0 days, 04:59:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/22 12:24:24] JamCow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:52:03 from level 62.
[03/21/22 19:24:13] JamCow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:34:17 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 23:32:11] JamCow [478/682] has challenged Thorael [1015/1042] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:33:33 is added to JamCow's clock.
[03/23/22 17:19:39] ukleinek, JamCow, and thornrag [313/1796] have team battled Togra, valek, and Techman [635/2297] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/22 09:21:33] Ankhers, Ferris, and eising [1783/1803] have team battled JamCow, talisein, and StalkR [1163/2194] and won! 0 days, 09:01:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/22 19:56:22] JamCow was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:21:45 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 12:26:45] JamCow [209/682] has come upon Andrio [214/580] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:09:32 is added to JamCow's clock.
[03/26/22 17:49:45] Sario [372/485] has come upon JamCow [56/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:35:07 is removed from Sario's clock.
[03/27/22 10:20:52] gradator, Kritzefitz, and A_Dragon [1379/2595] have team battled bsleep, Cockatrice, and JamCow [1272/1718] and won! 0 days, 00:31:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/22 09:45:44] sheu and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/22 12:15:01] JamCow [241/682] has come upon fstrelok [146/297] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:10:30 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[03/28/22 21:21:58] laama, dyvonna, and adamus1red [869/1882] have team battled Sokar, JamCow, and herald [599/1839] and won! 0 days, 02:43:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/22 14:54:04] JamCow walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:34:35 from level 62.
[03/29/22 23:32:25] kobld [13/17] has challenged JamCow [613/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to kobld's clock.
[03/31/22 09:07:32] Nysdar [214/541] has come upon JamCow [325/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:49:29 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[04/01/22 09:02:02] Omega [125/697] has come upon JamCow [214/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:22 is added to Omega's clock.
[04/02/22 00:20:39] JamCow [209/682] has challenged LeD [68/163] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:01:58 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[04/02/22 13:09:10] Syloq [312/904] has come upon JamCow [16/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:49:07 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[04/02/22 16:31:27] Bolded [273/612] has come upon JamCow [570/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:17:13 is added to Bolded's clock.
[04/03/22 11:58:08] JamCow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:14:48 from level 62.
[04/05/22 08:27:33] Mattusmindus, JamCow, and Alarien [2445/2506] have team battled hax404, jacob1, and Cockatrice [169/1872] and won! 5 days, 21:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/22 05:09:09] TheGreatest [101/205] has challenged JamCow [40/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:33 is removed from TheGreatest's clock.
[04/06/22 21:55:36] Hirion and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/22 21:35:03] JamCow lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:50:19 from level 62.
[04/08/22 02:51:16] JamCow [451/682] has come upon Hex [396/534] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:56:04 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[04/08/22 08:32:14] Theleveler [410/663] has come upon JamCow [181/682] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:23:25 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[04/08/22 12:13:30] hugga, Psilocybe, and Kachin [1319/2348] have team battled Yuhno, pants, and JamCow [1826/2263] and lost! 1 day, 03:27:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 14:13:41] ryp, JamCow, and vectr0n [26/1735] have team battled Bolded, Alarien, and invisiblek [1454/1880] and lost! 0 days, 13:40:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/22 17:56:49] JamCow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:10 towards level 62.
[04/10/22 06:18:45] Arch [199/617] has challenged JamCow [289/682] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:47:04 is added to Arch's clock.
[04/10/22 12:55:54] JamCow [143/682] has come upon dwfreed [422/1051] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:50:34 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/10/22 17:20:45] JamCow [648/682] has challenged TimWolla [215/826] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:03:38 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[04/11/22 09:51:34] ahmubashshir and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/22 21:09:32] Ecko [43/424] has challenged JamCow [117/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:32:20 is added to Ecko's clock.
[04/12/22 16:29:53] KeboDK [334/644] has challenged JamCow [28/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[04/12/22 18:03:23] JamCow [160/682] has come upon krin [275/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:41:31 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/13/22 22:21:23] JamCow [141/682] has challenged Sokar [378/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:45:11 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/14/22 13:17:00] Omega [277/733] has come upon JamCow [495/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:21:27 is added to Omega's clock.
[04/14/22 16:27:17] el [581/635] has challenged JamCow [556/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:35:21 is removed from el's clock.
[04/14/22 16:58:44] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:48:14 from level 62.
[04/14/22 17:52:21] Disruptor, CodeGeek, and JamCow [1903/2514] have team battled Drin, ryp, and pasquale [806/1664] and won! 2 days, 03:53:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/22 23:36:50] JamCow [179/682] has come upon t3chn0 [357/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:08:53 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/15/22 00:25:42] JamCow and kline have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/22 12:09:33] Andrio, Fehu, and MELOONi [1440/2004] have team battled JamCow, y, and Theleveler [1468/1652] and lost! 1 day, 12:18:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/22 16:45:37] Affliction, JamCow, and ZOTTA [987/1694] have team battled MadMan, Asara, and pfoley [1043/1553] and lost! 0 days, 10:37:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 03:25:39] mordac [443/520] has come upon JamCow [363/682] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:18:29 is removed from mordac's clock.
[04/17/22 10:21:56] JamCow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:10 towards level 62.
[04/19/22 09:14:11] GilbertErik [60/636] has come upon JamCow [101/682] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:35:33 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[05/02/22 16:43:25] JamCow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:24 towards level 62.
[05/03/22 03:02:39] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:19 towards level 62.
[05/03/22 22:12:34] mordac and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/22 14:55:14] sc, JamCow, and idleevil [1901/2222] have team battled ToHellWithGA, simple, and Syloq [1057/2875] and won! 0 days, 03:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/22 04:35:50] JamCow [326/682] has challenged BastelBot [357/500] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/06/22 09:11:31] crysis, Jaxxsinn, and JamCow [1009/1741] have team battled ephemer0l, MELOONi, and Paganel [478/2159] and won! 0 days, 02:35:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/22 02:39:20] JamCow misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:24:24 from level 63.
[05/07/22 14:18:52] CrashOverride [423/759] has challenged JamCow [350/682] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:47:08 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[05/07/22 19:30:16] unicron, Gorek, JamCow, and JackyB have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/22 02:03:22] JamCow and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/22 10:38:12] JamCow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:21:21 towards level 63.
[05/09/22 22:48:36] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:32 towards level 63.
[05/11/22 00:15:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JamCow with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 21:05:24 from level 63.
[05/11/22 11:26:55] JamCow and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/22 19:50:04] style [34/496] has come upon JamCow [214/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:43:02 is added to style's clock.
[05/14/22 20:40:37] Pricey [394/638] has come upon JamCow [535/682] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:23:26 is added to Pricey's clock.
[05/16/22 04:01:50] Wolf, Fam0r, and hugga [1046/1931] have team battled caeli, Asara, and JamCow [331/2089] and won! 0 days, 15:03:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/22 05:04:49] JamCow [359/682] has challenged Juan [404/558] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:20:49 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/16/22 11:17:35] JamCow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:38:33 from level 63.
[05/16/22 21:36:27] Syloq, yNos, and golgy [2021/2201] have team battled JamCow, Helystraza, and rock [636/1397] and won! 1 day, 18:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 06:40:35] Algernon [218/586] has challenged JamCow [600/682] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to Algernon's clock.
[05/18/22 10:31:46] allo and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 22:34:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JamCow with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 21:14:35 from level 63.
[05/19/22 04:01:40] xbill [752/1043] has come upon JamCow [354/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:44:51 is removed from xbill's clock.
[05/19/22 05:19:56] JamCow [342/682] has challenged Techman [810/980] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:34:57 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/19/22 21:53:54] JamCow [202/682] has come upon brycec [434/920] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:05:48 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/20/22 00:34:34] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:48:46 from level 63.
[05/20/22 14:00:19] hugga [23/479] has challenged JamCow [441/682] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to hugga's clock.
[05/23/22 05:49:39] JamCow fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:47:50 from level 63.
[05/24/22 06:59:48] h00k [270/346] has challenged JamCow [357/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/24/22 07:31:58] caeli [785/899] has challenged JamCow [158/682] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from caeli's clock.
[05/24/22 07:39:30] Tenorman [60/658] has come upon JamCow [365/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:51:34 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/25/22 21:31:49] "\@_ [593/647] has challenged JamCow [198/682] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:29:39 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[05/27/22 00:57:41] JamCow got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:32:53 from level 63.
[05/27/22 14:10:07] JamCow, hax404, and kline [93/1679] have team battled bookworm, Sleepy_boi, and nyuszika7h [0/1789] and won! 2 days, 01:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/22 16:40:09] JamCow [42/682] has challenged cadfael [861/871] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:57:00 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/27/22 17:40:19] ukleinek [236/580] has challenged JamCow [456/682] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:28:53 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[05/27/22 23:24:21] buzel and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/22 07:10:10] Psilocybe [571/1002] has come upon JamCow [207/682] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:15:17 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[05/28/22 13:44:02] JamCow [371/682] has challenged jayvee [193/742] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:43:41 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[05/29/22 14:39:49] Jens stole JamCow's level 167 weapon while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 49 weapon behind, which JamCow then takes.
[05/30/22 00:30:09] JamCow [458/552] has come upon pfoley [398/644] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:14:44 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[05/30/22 09:09:47] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:00:27 towards level 63.
[05/30/22 20:04:57] JamCow stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:02:49 towards level 63.
[05/31/22 01:32:41] ephemer0l, JamCow, and freeboson [973/1918] have team battled vectr0n, solarsparq, and tsr [1788/2044] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/22 19:00:05] JamCow and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/22 06:05:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 5 days, 06:20:05 toward level 63.
[06/01/22 08:40:33] d4n13L [175/471] has challenged JamCow [218/552] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[06/01/22 10:46:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 8 days, 18:16:09 toward level 63.
[06/01/22 20:59:52] Lenny_, vegadark, and crawlingchaos [1072/1852] have team battled JigmeDatse, JamCow, and Gorek [1255/2229] and lost! 0 days, 08:22:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/22 00:18:00] JamCow and kline have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/22 05:25:26] JamCow ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:37:51 from level 63.
[06/02/22 08:02:58] JamCow saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:49:49 from level 63.
[06/03/22 01:08:37] JamCow [374/552] has challenged apb [826/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:31:36 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/03/22 15:11:23] womblecat [374/1064] has challenged JamCow [210/552] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:23:43 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[06/04/22 08:00:39] Hex, opcode, and Lenny_ [35/1682] have team battled Floyd, VonToutCourt, and JamCow [1390/1934] and lost! 0 days, 13:51:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/22 10:17:42] Hirion, crawlingchaos, Yarosh, and JamCow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/22 12:49:54] JamCow was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:13:24 from level 63.
[06/05/22 03:18:20] Kachin [934/971] has challenged JamCow [351/552] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:26:54 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[06/05/22 13:46:31] JamCow died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:23:05 from level 63.
[06/06/22 14:24:54] JamCow [26/552] has challenged bookworm [568/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:53:03 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/07/22 03:09:11] Arch, Tenedos, and Feltharell [567/1860] have team battled JamCow, Sorin, and ZOTTA [591/1779] and lost! 2 days, 03:30:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/22 19:28:55] Yestermorning [20/64] has challenged JamCow [213/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Yestermorning's clock.
[06/08/22 20:39:44] JamCow and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/22 00:36:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 2 days, 06:00:40 toward level 63.
[06/11/22 19:02:20] JamCow [62/819] has challenged iiriix [176/733] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/12/22 18:06:23] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:29:23 towards level 64.
[06/13/22 03:25:42] Sombra, CompanionCube, and Theleveler [327/2645] have team battled cremefresh, JamCow, and DrinkyBird [2055/2448] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 02:54:20] Ferris [372/623] has challenged JamCow [367/819] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from Ferris's clock.
[06/15/22 06:26:31] JamCow [355/819] has challenged idleneutral [491/544] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:58:25 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/15/22 17:00:57] AlexS, Theleveler, and idleneutral [1247/2206] have team battled BUSY, JamCow, and ahmubashshir [1856/1926] and lost! 0 days, 11:23:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 04:42:16] JamCow [385/819] has come upon pfoley [333/652] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:04:43 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/16/22 16:09:44] JamCow left their weapon out in the rain to rust! JamCow's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/22 05:20:38] pwae, Koffa, and Floyd [370/1731] have team battled Abe, VonToutCourt, and JamCow [15/2609] and won! 0 days, 01:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/22 18:36:02] JamCow [415/814] has come upon Reilly [620/666] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:51:26 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/17/22 19:00:53] JamCow got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:41:34 towards level 64.
[06/19/22 02:07:25] JamCow found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:05:37 towards level 64.
[06/19/22 12:48:33] spex [750/790] has challenged JamCow [574/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:36:46 is removed from spex's clock.
[06/20/22 16:02:09] JamCow burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JamCow's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/22 14:54:21] achin [114/365] has come upon JamCow [102/808] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:17:52 is removed from achin's clock.
[06/21/22 16:10:03] Yarosh [201/501] has come upon JamCow [184/808] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:36 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[06/21/22 16:10:03] Yarosh has dealt JamCow a Critical Strike! 7 days, 14:09:05 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/22/22 01:03:56] Tabmow [235/556] has come upon JamCow [552/808] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:15:20 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[06/22/22 01:31:13] dyvonna and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/22 08:27:36] sky and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/22 11:31:00] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:37:49 towards level 64.
[06/24/22 15:42:56] TauPan [322/808] has come upon JamCow [594/808] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:33:38 is added to TauPan's clock.
[06/26/22 02:15:18] JamCow [296/808] has come upon Syloq [119/906] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:35:41 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/26/22 02:52:31] vegadark, Lenny_, and JamCow [1626/2273] have team battled <rainchick>, Misza, and gegenschein [1428/2009] and won! 0 days, 04:45:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 06:22:13] io [764/834] has challenged JamCow [374/808] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:03:18 is removed from io's clock.
[06/26/22 08:40:58] herald, BastelBot, and postikana [330/1557] have team battled JamCow, dwfreed, and Ferris [73/2339] and won! 0 days, 05:36:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/22 04:32:48] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:24:36 towards level 64.
[06/27/22 18:21:32] JamCow, digitalpunk, and scumola [1587/1615] have team battled adamus1red, pwae, and JigmeDatse [651/2177] and won! 0 days, 00:03:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/22 23:58:29] JamCow [628/811] has come upon Carl [570/772] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:07:13 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/29/22 02:12:52] GyrosGeier [463/605] has come upon JamCow [302/811] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:54:14 is removed from GyrosGeier's clock.
[06/29/22 07:38:32] JamCow and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/22 14:18:35] Wam [694/1029] has challenged JamCow [395/811] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from Wam's clock.
[06/29/22 17:43:52] allo [423/631] has challenged JamCow [642/811] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:19 is added to allo's clock.
[06/29/22 18:52:59] Kritzefitz [361/959] has come upon JamCow [495/811] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:29:07 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[06/30/22 09:21:59] JamCow and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/22 11:52:26] washclof [39/935] has challenged JamCow [33/811] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:22:08 is removed from washclof's clock.
[07/02/22 13:09:58] Asara and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/22 03:45:13] JamCow, Nuae, and SirBummelz [1069/2078] have team battled gegenschein, MrMagoo, and eising [780/2086] and won! 0 days, 01:13:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 18:17:12] JamCow, thornrag, and signofzeta [25/2170] have team battled Algernon, Nuae, and Centrixx [492/2118] and lost! 1 day, 02:57:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/22 18:49:21] tmberg, JamCow, Bluedog, and EddieT137 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/22 08:49:59] JamCow, jayvee, and bookworm [198/2242] have team battled ufo-piloot, pyre, and canton7 [1721/1919] and lost! 0 days, 21:23:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/22 14:19:59] pwae [529/674] has come upon JamCow [325/811] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:23:50 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/07/22 20:03:43] zankore and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/22 12:56:13] jaxson, Theleveler, and JamCow [1981/2242] have team battled Thorael, MetaNova, and cfjk [699/2113] and won! 0 days, 18:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 04:32:00] heisenbug and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 04:35:21] Yarosh [171/501] has challenged JamCow [192/811] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:47:53 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[07/11/22 11:49:05] JamCow [747/840] has challenged postikana [389/442] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/11/22 20:27:17] CodeGeek, Ecko, and idlegood [1040/2545] have team battled JamCow, DrinkyBird, and Juan [495/2290] and won! 1 day, 13:09:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/22 23:44:16] JamCow [489/840] has challenged zbe [110/756] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:12:24 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/12/22 13:15:07] gegenschein [725/1058] has come upon JamCow [269/840] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:17:42 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[07/13/22 10:00:08] misha [396/506] has come upon JamCow [359/840] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:18:02 is removed from misha's clock.
[07/13/22 21:24:59] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:29:43 from level 65.
[07/15/22 11:01:40] Asara [261/531] has challenged JamCow [72/840] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:13:56 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/15/22 21:03:48] shikhin [331/823] has challenged JamCow [393/840] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:25:08 is added to shikhin's clock.
[07/16/22 05:37:50] Pinkman, nyuszika7h, and muirrum [558/1835] have team battled "\@_, contyk, and JamCow [1828/2093] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/22 01:07:01] unicron, StalkR, and ephemer0l [151/2109] have team battled JamCow, CornFly, and MrMagoo [1223/2082] and lost! 1 day, 06:02:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/22 21:08:53] JamCow and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/22 19:23:16] hax404 [41/436] has challenged JamCow [467/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:07:07 is added to hax404's clock.
[07/20/22 05:38:51] caeli, Omega, and jayvee [843/2692] have team battled CrashOverride, cfjk, and JamCow [2104/2171] and lost! 4 days, 15:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/22 13:31:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 10 days, 05:31:56 toward level 65.
[07/23/22 03:16:46] JamCow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:44:15 from level 65.
[07/23/22 07:40:41] Fenrik [293/912] has challenged JamCow [454/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:21 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[07/23/22 22:47:42] JamCow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:37 towards level 65.
[07/24/22 01:28:29] Techman, JamCow, and pyre [2697/2706] have team battled launchd, Ferris, and adamus1red [670/1921] and won! 1 day, 07:53:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/22 20:07:28] Xenthys [456/883] has come upon JamCow [497/840] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:42:53 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[07/24/22 20:51:40] csc2ya, Cirdan, and MadMan [671/2281] have team battled bg, damyan, and JamCow [2376/2492] and lost! 1 day, 07:36:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/22 03:49:44] JamCow [251/840] has challenged StalkR [580/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:08:08 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/26/22 03:29:32] TimWolla and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/22 08:55:53] Carl [534/809] has challenged JamCow [678/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:05:12 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/26/22 10:42:46] Misza, <rainchick>, and ephemer0l [2150/2232] have team battled io, JamCow, and Fehu [1072/2223] and won! 0 days, 03:08:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/22 18:42:56] JamCow [338/840] has come upon kinus [468/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:16:45 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/29/22 16:12:18] TheSilentLink [562/690] has challenged JamCow [194/840] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:44:52 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/30/22 01:57:01] JamCow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:34 from level 65.
[07/30/22 06:15:12] pyre [818/894] has challenged JamCow [671/840] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:00:47 is removed from pyre's clock.
[07/30/22 23:10:43] JamCow [786/840] has come upon herald [302/684] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:56:48 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/01/22 04:11:57] JamCow and munkis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/22 04:19:56] JamCow got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:09 from level 65.
[08/02/22 13:31:33] JamCow [660/840] has challenged golgy [342/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:12:06 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/02/22 20:28:37] JamCow got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:59 from level 65.
[08/03/22 20:49:28] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:58 towards level 65.
[08/04/22 01:39:12] ahmubashshir and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/22 14:26:26] yano [233/728] has come upon JamCow [817/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:48:57 is added to yano's clock.
[08/04/22 14:51:13] zbe, zifnab06, and JamCow [1320/2483] have team battled anarcat, Russell, and Tenedos [1466/2669] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/22 20:21:37] JamCow was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:21 from level 65.
[08/05/22 01:48:18] noex [56/439] has come upon JamCow [340/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:01:32 is added to noex's clock.
[08/05/22 15:18:27] JamCow [159/840] has challenged idleevil [113/737] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/05/22 18:22:59] Tenorman [312/657] has come upon JamCow [576/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:42 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/06/22 16:06:46] SirNeo [5/28] has challenged JamCow [615/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[08/07/22 03:57:39] HellSpawn, JamCow, and _sh [1067/2582] have team battled buyoq, Kemikals, and Tenorman [646/1930] and won! 4 days, 05:28:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/22 00:55:02] AlexS, Koffa, and VOID [1898/2203] have team battled JamCow, "\@_, and gildarts [2471/2520] and lost! 0 days, 23:17:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/22 11:16:43] csc2ya, Russell, and JamCow [2333/2644] have team battled idleneutral, allo, and Andrio [1554/1820] and won! 3 days, 08:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/22 10:31:32] mordac and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 23:55:02] JamCow learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:59:03 from level 66.
[08/18/22 17:17:02] jacob1, kptr, and pasquale [318/2397] have team battled Sokar, JamCow, and munkis [1316/2266] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/22 19:35:14] JamCow [365/840] has come upon bookworm [423/699] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:24:50 is added to JamCow's clock.
[08/20/22 12:53:58] elf [194/623] has come upon JamCow [606/840] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:22:30 is added to elf's clock.
[08/20/22 21:46:05] cadfael, ToHellWithGA, and JamCow [1665/2619] have team battled mordac, Kemikals, and Puff [757/1695] and won! 1 day, 08:08:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/22 09:14:49] zankore, Yuhno, and Hex [1914/2065] have team battled LeD, JamCow, and Platonides [346/2190] and won! 1 day, 03:22:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/22 16:16:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 13 days, 14:19:42 toward level 66.
[08/22/22 04:44:32] JamCow stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:50:08 towards level 66.
[08/22/22 07:07:58] Covid-19 [340/715] has challenged JamCow [271/840] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:10 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[08/22/22 09:08:22] JamCow [397/840] has challenged BUSY [246/674] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:03:26 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/22/22 18:35:43] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:02 towards level 66.
[08/23/22 02:30:26] Minus, drahthaar, and signofzeta [406/2333] have team battled Chuck, postikana, and JamCow [1777/1909] and lost! 1 day, 17:52:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/22 04:12:24] aqsd [402/565] has challenged JamCow [269/840] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:36:02 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[08/23/22 14:29:08] blabber [446/837] has come upon JamCow [118/840] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:03:47 is removed from blabber's clock.
[08/24/22 16:58:18] JamCow saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:10:28 from level 66.
[08/25/22 01:27:14] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:06 towards level 66.
[08/25/22 04:29:14] MetaNova [72/633] has come upon JamCow [566/840] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:21:38 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[08/25/22 21:04:20] zankore [471/755] has challenged JamCow [397/840] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from zankore's clock.
[08/26/22 15:30:01] kinus [113/513] has challenged JamCow [579/840] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:16:52 is added to kinus's clock.
[08/28/22 08:38:34] JamCow [638/840] has challenged d4n13L [165/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:26:51 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/29/22 02:35:42] JamCow sharpened the edge of their weapon! JamCow's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/22 05:43:02] Yuhno [241/680] has challenged JamCow [110/848] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:13:28 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[08/29/22 07:43:26] JamCow [231/848] has challenged nyuszika7h [108/646] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:36:21 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/30/22 22:30:16] Syloq [520/916] has come upon JamCow [808/848] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:59:27 is added to Syloq's clock.
[08/30/22 23:51:47] scumola [700/889] has challenged JamCow [204/848] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:49:55 is removed from scumola's clock.
[08/31/22 10:02:14] ZOTTA [296/715] has come upon JamCow [441/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:25:43 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[09/01/22 18:45:37] freeboson [828/848] has come upon JamCow [526/848] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:24:36 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/01/22 19:39:13] d4n13L, SuzakuMedli, and TheSilentLink [1569/1814] have team battled JamCow, jayvee, and Nuae [108/2293] and won! 0 days, 03:09:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 00:07:58] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:26 towards level 66.
[09/03/22 15:21:28] Merluzo [85/155] has challenged JamCow [50/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:48:36 is removed from Merluzo's clock.
[09/05/22 17:59:38] JamCow and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 20:14:47] JamCow and Togra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 23:25:17] JamCow [763/859] has challenged Omega [318/969] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/06/22 03:59:38] JamCow [124/859] has come upon Russell [361/1017] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:34:28 is added to JamCow's clock.
[09/06/22 11:23:57] _sh [803/810] has come upon JamCow [691/859] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:27:22 is removed from _sh's clock.
[09/07/22 20:53:39] SSLbits [533/538] has come upon JamCow [397/859] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:01:42 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/08/22 15:35:41] JamCow [337/859] has challenged muirrum [200/430] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:51:02 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/09/22 21:37:38] allo, kenyon, and Sombra [1716/2517] have team battled heisenbug, JamCow, and pfoley [30/2114] and won! 3 days, 18:33:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/22 07:30:25] JamCow set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:47:10 from level 67.
[09/10/22 11:44:53] womblecat [851/1096] has challenged JamCow [171/859] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:54:19 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[09/10/22 18:43:11] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:42 towards level 67.
[09/11/22 03:00:29] GilbertErik, JamCow, and Gorek [1906/2590] have team battled cfjk, CornFly, and MELOONi [690/2080] and won! 3 days, 08:31:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 16:51:01] Fenrik [544/939] has challenged JamCow [735/859] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:37:03 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[09/11/22 19:32:42] JamCow [68/859] has come upon t3chn0 [766/899] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:57:40 is added to JamCow's clock.
[09/13/22 03:40:30] BenDover [74/90] has challenged JamCow [299/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to BenDover's clock.
[09/14/22 22:14:10] JamCow [419/859] has come upon laama [312/731] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:44:51 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/15/22 00:12:47] spex [857/1016] has come upon JamCow [157/859] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:52:23 is removed from spex's clock.
[09/16/22 11:55:20] JamCow [748/859] has come upon dyvonna [135/591] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:31:24 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/16/22 14:15:39] BUSY [500/674] has challenged JamCow [783/859] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:59:25 is added to BUSY's clock.
[09/16/22 20:16:55] JamCow [304/859] has challenged hugga [562/576] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:11:18 is added to JamCow's clock.
[09/17/22 13:39:49] <rainchick>, JamCow, hax404, and io have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/22 17:06:15] JamCow [89/859] has come upon gildarts [126/828] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:09:45 is added to JamCow's clock.
[09/18/22 01:28:44] JamCow lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:51:33 from level 67.
[09/18/22 14:25:42] zankore [80/779] has challenged JamCow [404/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:52:48 is added to zankore's clock.
[09/19/22 12:58:41] Tabmow [744/808] has come upon JamCow [153/859] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:08:48 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[09/20/22 11:28:15] el, blabber, and JamCow [1744/2405] have team battled bobvador, KyloRen, and Hex [1441/1995] and won! 0 days, 10:52:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/22 02:39:18] tswsl and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/22 07:08:43] JamCow had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:16:58 from level 67.
[09/21/22 17:42:18] bobvador, MELOONi, and Fenrik [2283/2832] have team battled pfoley, Yuhno, and JamCow [761/2235] and won! 1 day, 16:52:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/22 18:49:14] JamCow and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/22 01:53:34] pyre [860/883] has challenged JamCow [464/859] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:51:27 is removed from pyre's clock.
[09/24/22 20:41:01] JamCow and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/22 05:17:36] JamCow, hdm, and Koffa [608/2463] have team battled A_Dragon, Wam, and jjasghar [2025/2779] and lost! 2 days, 10:42:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/22 17:06:43] HellSpawn [351/939] has challenged JamCow [265/859] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:08:21 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/27/22 16:11:35] Wam [421/1024] has challenged JamCow [677/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:42:40 is added to Wam's clock.
[09/28/22 06:23:23] JamCow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:22:59 towards level 67.
[09/28/22 17:16:53] JamCow [161/859] has challenged Paganel [235/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:01:57 is added to JamCow's clock.
[09/28/22 21:07:08] idlegood, signofzeta, and Sombra [127/2734] have team battled JamCow, Russell, and Merluzo [2086/2309] and lost! 6 days, 09:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/22 09:04:17] RussellB, pwae, and JamCow [736/2474] have team battled buzel, aqsd, and talisein [1140/2405] and lost! 0 days, 23:04:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/22 09:13:01] Sario [109/608] has come upon JamCow [662/859] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:22:47 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/30/22 11:21:15] vegadark [6/917] has come upon JamCow [650/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:54:37 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/30/22 19:27:33] Khorne [102/1023] has challenged JamCow [550/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:19:57 is added to Khorne's clock.
[09/30/22 22:28:10] JamCow [768/859] has challenged hugga [361/579] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:19:29 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/01/22 00:36:00] Covid-19 and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/22 05:02:23] JamCow [412/859] has come upon zifnab06 [143/572] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:26:23 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/01/22 18:25:39] JamCow discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:44 towards level 67.
[10/02/22 20:35:05] JamCow [46/859] has come upon tswsl [109/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:57:13 is added to JamCow's clock.
[10/03/22 12:41:20] CompanionCube [509/929] has challenged JamCow [558/859] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:04:09 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[10/03/22 20:35:06] pasquale [436/963] has come upon JamCow [538/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:33 is added to pasquale's clock.
[10/05/22 04:16:46] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:17 towards level 67.
[10/05/22 17:26:03] Bolded, JamCow, and SirNeo [133/2280] have team battled Straif, caeli, and MadMan [601/1666] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/22 10:21:58] gildarts, eising, and Omega [1071/2410] have team battled spex, JamCow, and RussellB [2760/2795] and lost! 4 days, 02:59:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/22 10:44:50] JamCow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:47 towards level 67.
[10/06/22 17:32:06] JamCow died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:29 from level 67.
[10/07/22 11:44:49] JamCow [855/859] has challenged nawcom [524/676] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/07/22 12:41:55] Pinkman [505/863] has challenged JamCow [67/859] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[10/08/22 02:11:32] damyan [455/560] has come upon JamCow [112/861] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:03:30 is removed from damyan's clock.
[10/09/22 03:55:21] Finley [258/607] has come upon JamCow [468/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:51 is added to Finley's clock.
[10/09/22 06:07:14] dyvonna and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/22 05:40:06] gegenschein [1028/1065] has come upon JamCow [523/861] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:15:45 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[10/10/22 05:58:07] JamCow and pyre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/22 07:00:53] JamCow, Merluzo, and xbill [660/2250] have team battled crysis, TauPan, and tswsl [1802/2186] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/22 15:17:48] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:36:22 towards level 68.
[10/10/22 20:17:56] JamCow and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/22 00:50:47] TauPan, EddieT137, and JamCow [1017/2607] have team battled Wam, postikana, and Alarien [1018/2128] and lost! 3 days, 03:22:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/22 20:29:08] JamCow [156/861] has challenged idlegood [216/792] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:37:22 is added to JamCow's clock.
[10/12/22 22:01:24] sky, JamCow, idleneutral, and signofzeta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/22 15:15:36] Cirdan, Finley, and muirrum [1256/2029] have team battled Zaratustra, jacob1, and JamCow [858/2874] and won! 0 days, 00:00:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 16:07:57] JamCow was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:08:24 from level 68.
[10/13/22 18:50:18] unicron, TheSilentLink, and JamCow [2012/2268] have team battled MadMan, Drin, and simple [105/2045] and won! 0 days, 15:05:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/22 10:39:34] JamCow discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:19:11 towards level 68.
[10/14/22 16:11:51] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:02 towards level 68.
[10/15/22 07:51:57] JamCow [261/861] has come upon Abe [214/559] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:31:24 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/16/22 12:41:19] hugga [410/579] has come upon JamCow [422/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:04:07 is added to hugga's clock.
[10/16/22 21:48:11] eroc1990, JamCow, and sbp [923/1876] have team battled zankore, Platonides, and Wam [118/2668] and won! 0 days, 09:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 23:04:26] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:31 towards level 68.
[10/17/22 12:35:03] sam [154/677] has come upon JamCow [403/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:40:40 is added to sam's clock.
[10/18/22 02:57:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 7 days, 19:29:07 toward level 68.
[10/18/22 21:38:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 1 day, 04:02:30 toward level 68.
[10/19/22 18:50:34] JamCow and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/22 13:32:48] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:29 towards level 68.
[10/21/22 20:04:38] soltys [74/925] has come upon JamCow [218/861] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:00:14 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/21/22 20:45:52] n0ssh, JigmeDatse, and vegadark [673/1843] have team battled bsleep, JamCow, and Togra [381/2489] and won! 0 days, 10:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/22 07:36:38] JamCow [337/861] has challenged StalkR [202/792] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/24/22 01:20:49] herald and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/22 08:34:47] Wolf [481/811] has come upon JamCow [681/861] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:55:19 is added to Wolf's clock.
[10/25/22 00:03:03] JamCow [467/861] has come upon Lord255 [482/552] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:30:47 is added to JamCow's clock.
[11/01/22 19:28:10] Xena [19/197] has challenged JamCow [167/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to Xena's clock.
[11/01/22 22:48:07] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:17:34 from level 69.
[11/02/22 02:37:55] rawgreaze [45/864] has come upon JamCow [44/861] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:24:42 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[11/02/22 02:38:10] rawgreaze [422/864] has come upon JamCow [656/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:36:18 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[11/02/22 13:42:09] tswsl [99/680] has come upon JamCow [65/861] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:26:02 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[11/03/22 13:19:21] JamCow discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:46:55 towards level 69.
[11/05/22 04:15:49] JamCow [50/861] has come upon JigmeDatse [432/733] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:31:41 is added to JamCow's clock.
[11/06/22 06:15:34] JamCow [411/861] has challenged crank [251/820] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:34:09 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/06/22 08:24:08] JamCow found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:25:29 towards level 69.
[11/06/22 08:48:33] cornfeedhobo [27/695] has come upon JamCow [48/861] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:40:31 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/07/22 08:55:34] kptr and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/22 18:22:49] nawcom, JamCow, and GilbertErik [1290/2165] have team battled Yarosh, Andrio, and Misza [1706/2135] and lost! 0 days, 15:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/22 17:36:58] JamCow [137/861] has come upon Centrixx [60/1073] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:16:16 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/08/22 23:53:47] RussellB, JamCow, and Kachin [1787/2770] have team battled achin, Koffa, and Affliction [576/2325] and won! 0 days, 00:03:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/22 00:13:25] V [184/890] has come upon JamCow [534/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:52:24 is added to V's clock.
[11/10/22 03:55:08] Affliction [789/913] has come upon JamCow [800/861] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:09:55 is added to Affliction's clock.
[11/11/22 01:36:52] JamCow grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:26:24 towards level 69.
[11/11/22 16:08:49] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:27:24 towards level 69.
[11/11/22 22:20:42] freeboson, crank, and Algernon [1011/2484] have team battled _sh, Malvolio, and JamCow [1864/2215] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/22 05:46:23] JamCow [402/861] has challenged "\@_ [621/1137] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:00:54 is added to JamCow's clock.
[11/13/22 14:53:28] Omega [12/1007] has challenged JamCow [448/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:51:24 is added to Omega's clock.
[11/13/22 23:23:26] caeli, pwae, and idlegood [1233/2531] have team battled VonToutCourt, JamCow, and el [611/2943] and won! 4 days, 12:22:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/22 11:12:58] JamCow and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/22 17:33:44] SSLbits, slim, and JamCow [1541/1957] have team battled ZOTTA, pfoley, and SuzakuMedli [415/2380] and won! 2 days, 23:59:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 08:16:15] JamCow was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:21 towards level 69.
[11/15/22 15:54:52] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:28 towards level 69.
[11/15/22 22:20:47] CrashOverride [527/864] has come upon JamCow [650/861] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:16:39 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[11/16/22 09:57:09] Centrixx [1000/1073] has come upon JamCow [208/861] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:31:13 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[11/17/22 00:11:15] JamCow [427/861] has challenged Malvolio [128/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:03:41 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/17/22 08:56:41] zifnab06, achin, JamCow, and Psilocybe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/22 20:58:52] JamCow discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:10 towards level 69.
[11/18/22 16:24:46] JamCow fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:22:23 from level 69.
[11/19/22 09:52:05] JamCow [486/861] has come upon Hex [351/630] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:32:31 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/19/22 16:25:14] JamCow [254/861] has challenged zcy [419/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:46 is added to JamCow's clock.
[11/19/22 20:06:43] JamCow and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/22 05:02:45] JamCow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:00 from level 69.
[11/20/22 08:01:55] JamCow [503/861] has come upon adamus1red [466/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:54 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/20/22 08:02:28] JamCow [126/861] has come upon adamus1red [351/831] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:55:54 is added to JamCow's clock.
[11/20/22 08:18:01] JamCow and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 06:16:51] JamCow [769/870] has challenged elf [310/729] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/21/22 14:01:52] JamCow learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:33:13 towards level 70.
[11/21/22 18:30:37] JamCow found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:14:42 towards level 70.
[11/23/22 08:07:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JamCow with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 12:42:47 from level 70.
[11/24/22 04:43:10] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:49:26 towards level 70.
[11/26/22 00:48:21] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:09:48 towards level 70.
[11/27/22 00:30:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 25 days, 08:33:01 toward level 70.
[11/27/22 11:47:56] Lnk, pyre, and Cirdan [691/2636] have team battled JamCow, enteral, and Russell [1950/2617] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/22 15:14:34] JamCow and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/22 03:54:40] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:16 towards level 70.
[11/29/22 09:07:28] tomhek [494/800] has come upon JamCow [493/873] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:48:29 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[11/29/22 16:18:35] JamCow [662/873] has challenged tswsl [395/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:23:30 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/30/22 09:40:09] pants [457/1165] has come upon JamCow [377/873] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:12:25 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/02/22 15:09:24] JamCow and Platonides have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/22 23:48:56] JamCow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:57:28 from level 70.
[12/03/22 11:40:04] JamCow [628/873] has challenged ToHellWithGA [619/1037] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:39:51 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/04/22 03:56:28] golgy, Abe, and kzootech [86/2026] have team battled achin, JamCow, and TimeWarp [1993/2441] and lost! 3 days, 10:35:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/22 07:08:04] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:27 towards level 70.
[12/07/22 09:01:39] JamCow [558/875] has challenged Pinkman [276/871] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:28 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/09/22 03:52:44] JamCow [380/875] has come upon cadfael [335/795] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:18 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/09/22 04:04:48] JamCow [301/971] has challenged Lnk [210/830] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/09/22 10:13:38] JamCow [884/971] has challenged VonToutCourt [1209/1387] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:47:29 is added to JamCow's clock.
[12/09/22 19:43:14] JamCow had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:34:29 from level 71.
[12/10/22 06:16:48] JamCow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:27:41 from level 71.
[12/10/22 06:58:48] JamCow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:13:08 from level 71.
[12/11/22 21:05:21] JamCow [524/971] has come upon MrMagoo [209/679] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:38:34 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/11/22 23:04:16] JamCow grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:41:48 towards level 71.
[12/12/22 07:12:18] Tangles and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/22 14:36:27] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:54:31 towards level 71.
[12/12/22 14:56:20] Matthew [71/259] has challenged JamCow [456/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/12/22 16:37:22] JamCow [911/971] has come upon bobvador [1061/1073] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:02:36 is added to JamCow's clock.
[12/12/22 20:46:49] HeavyPodda [618/634] has challenged JamCow [877/971] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/13/22 05:43:40] MadMan [371/482] has come upon JamCow [546/971] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:46:31 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/13/22 12:54:36] JamCow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:14:27 from level 71.
[12/13/22 17:48:15] JamCow, heisenbug, and Forud [1282/2552] have team battled vadas, wowbagger, and buzel [549/1672] and won! 5 days, 10:09:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/22 11:00:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 32 days, 21:42:25 toward level 71.
[12/16/22 19:57:51] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:00 towards level 71.
[12/16/22 20:03:04] JamCow [899/971] has come upon HellSpawn [225/940] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:31:50 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/18/22 09:40:58] Centrixx, eroc1990, and blabber [125/2691] have team battled JamCow, tmberg, and cadfael [2290/2474] and lost! 0 days, 16:41:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/22 23:39:09] JamCow and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/22 01:45:43] JamCow and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/22 08:48:36] hdm [706/960] has come upon JamCow [384/971] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:09:37 is removed from hdm's clock.
[12/21/22 20:33:22] JamCow [386/971] has come upon solarsparq [2/697] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:57:28 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/23/22 01:02:56] Tabmow, CornFly, and JamCow [2036/2495] have team battled ZOTTA, Psilocybe, and allo [1460/2535] and won! 0 days, 06:32:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 02:03:09] kenyon and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 04:16:55] pants [1097/1165] has come upon JamCow [437/971] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:18:56 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/23/22 16:21:42] pasquale [36/1004] has come upon JamCow [773/971] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:18:45 is added to pasquale's clock.
[12/24/22 00:25:31] JamCow [248/971] has challenged Finley [214/643] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/24/22 01:39:00] Techman and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 03:28:09] Berserker [158/382] has come upon JamCow [572/971] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:17 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/24/22 15:20:19] JamCow and SirNeo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 17:37:10] JamCow was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:41:07 from level 72.
[12/25/22 01:15:01] JamCow and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 20:32:48] JamCow and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 08:11:33] JamCow [966/971] has come upon Minus [244/865] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:32:45 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/28/22 12:04:35] kenyon, achin, and \dev\ice [1288/2041] have team battled JamCow, vegadark, and fstrelok [894/2268] and won! 0 days, 01:27:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 13:08:38] JamCow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:06:46 towards level 72.
[12/29/22 04:56:55] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:06:25 towards level 72.
[12/29/22 09:09:43] rs [534/541] has come upon JamCow [453/971] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:44:19 is removed from rs's clock.
[12/29/22 12:46:54] Asara [708/852] has come upon JamCow [619/971] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:02:53 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/29/22 14:20:12] idlegood [272/766] has come upon JamCow [823/971] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:21:28 is added to idlegood's clock.
[12/29/22 17:46:18] Bluedog, JamCow, and zgrep [1577/2563] have team battled elf, wowbagger, and TimeWarp [112/2048] and won! 1 day, 02:16:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/22 15:37:59] Andrio and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/22 16:23:46] Ankhers stole JamCow's level 52 charm while they were sleeping! Ankhers leaves their old level 47 charm behind, which JamCow then takes.
[01/01/23 19:08:33] ukleinek [379/499] has come upon JamCow [326/965] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:24:00 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/02/23 03:23:28] Finley, aqsd, and JamCow [2180/2386] have team battled washclof, Comnenus, and tomgus1 [1496/2052] and won! 2 days, 16:42:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/23 00:43:01] Gorek [373/940] has come upon JamCow [116/965] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:13:17 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[01/03/23 01:53:07] achin [168/750] has come upon JamCow [340/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:47 is added to achin's clock.
[01/04/23 02:03:39] JamCow, aqsd, and rawgreaze [277/2766] have team battled thornrag, Silvanus_Betrium, and Koffa [728/2352] and lost! 2 days, 08:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/23 15:55:00] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:04 towards level 72.
[01/04/23 16:31:00] brycec, \dev\ice, and washclof [1201/2755] have team battled blabber, JamCow, and nowz [2023/2477] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/23 22:56:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 2 days, 11:39:27 toward level 72.
[01/05/23 00:55:33] herald and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/23 19:16:57] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:20 towards level 72.
[01/07/23 10:58:19] drahthaar [1128/1230] has challenged JamCow [509/965] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:40:24 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[01/07/23 14:36:28] JamCow got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:02 from level 72.
[01/07/23 20:47:55] JamCow sharpened the edge of their weapon! JamCow's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/23 21:13:10] JamCow [739/983] has come upon tswsl [81/678] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:49:19 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[01/08/23 15:04:43] JamCow [253/983] has challenged spex [390/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:58:38 is added to JamCow's clock.
[01/08/23 19:01:54] JamCow [293/983] has come upon talisein [500/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:47 is added to JamCow's clock.
[01/11/23 03:10:18] kinus [442/506] has come upon JamCow [172/983] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:52:36 is removed from kinus's clock.
[01/11/23 09:57:38] JamCow and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/23 02:16:42] Luca [75/102] has challenged JamCow [43/983] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:16 is removed from Luca's clock.
[01/12/23 10:25:55] JamCow [616/979] has challenged "\@_ [554/1137] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:03 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[01/13/23 06:02:48] JamCow [120/979] has challenged Fenrik [587/1227] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to JamCow's clock.
[01/13/23 22:28:52] kptr and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/23 05:49:53] JamCow got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:31:25 towards level 73.
[01/15/23 23:32:29] washclof [584/1070] has come upon JamCow [35/979] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:57:01 is removed from washclof's clock.
[01/16/23 08:07:40] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:39:55 towards level 73.
[01/16/23 14:13:50] tomhek, enteral, and Destruia [1302/2231] have team battled buzel, JamCow, and Khorne [224/2750] and won! 0 days, 00:33:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/23 16:52:07] CodeGeek, Finley, and Bolded [1170/2591] have team battled scumola, "\@_, and JamCow [3077/3083] and lost! 0 days, 20:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/23 02:41:53] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:50:13 towards level 73.
[01/19/23 00:32:57] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:12:51 from level 73.
[01/20/23 00:59:02] JamCow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:19:31 from level 73.
[01/20/23 18:22:15] _sh [530/793] has come upon JamCow [171/979] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:01:16 is removed from _sh's clock.
[01/22/23 05:36:09] JamCow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:12:08 from level 73.
[01/22/23 07:39:35] JamCow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:05:37 from level 73.
[01/22/23 19:51:57] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:07:45 from level 73.
[01/23/23 11:46:27] McMemo [42/389] has challenged JamCow [977/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to McMemo's clock.
[01/25/23 01:48:35] Kurenai [723/920] has come upon JamCow [130/979] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:18:21 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[01/25/23 04:14:11] JamCow and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/23 17:29:51] Abe and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/23 23:54:56] Paganel [341/775] has challenged JamCow [742/979] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:07:22 is added to Paganel's clock.
[01/26/23 06:49:57] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:45:37 towards level 73.
[01/28/23 21:00:00] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:39:51 towards level 73.
[01/29/23 17:19:08] JamCow saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:34:19 from level 73.
[01/30/23 16:15:21] JamCow, Pricey, and postikana [1114/2078] have team battled nawcom, ufo-piloot, and zifnab06 [1642/1835] and lost! 3 days, 13:44:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/23 20:08:12] hax404, happymeal, and DontEvenPeek [967/1056] have team battled Clarth, JamCow, and kzootech [161/1972] and won! 0 days, 00:06:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/23 21:52:31] JamCow has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:17:29 from level 73.
[01/31/23 10:13:52] JamCow discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:22:13 towards level 73.
[02/01/23 01:20:16] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:21:30 towards level 73.
[02/01/23 11:26:26] Wolf, HellSpawn, and JamCow [1130/2760] have team battled Comnenus, TheSilentLink, and CodeGeek [1708/2572] and lost! 2 days, 15:02:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/23 13:21:52] JamCow [552/979] has challenged ZOTTA [436/818] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:08:50 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[02/03/23 04:00:53] ZOTTA, idleevil, and JamCow [325/2673] have team battled el, jayvee, and Puff [563/2577] and lost! 1 day, 11:28:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/23 09:52:31] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:25:00 towards level 73.
[02/03/23 21:28:30] SuzakuMedli [123/904] has challenged JamCow [13/979] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:26:04 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[02/04/23 05:24:52] JamCow and pyre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 09:37:44] Pinkman [588/858] has come upon JamCow [369/979] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:24:11 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[02/04/23 19:17:02] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:53 towards level 73.
[02/05/23 08:09:59] Psilocybe [394/1116] has challenged JamCow [153/979] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[02/06/23 02:05:55] RanTanRan, caeli, and drahthaar [1470/2570] have team battled JamCow, DownAndUp, and Angelina [157/2306] and won! 1 day, 15:09:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 04:10:46] Bluedog, jacob1, and Togra [1061/2575] have team battled JamCow, Matthew, and GRIZZLYMAN [1338/2002] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/23 04:44:41] gegenschein [952/1032] has challenged JamCow [207/974] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:10:49 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[02/09/23 06:58:40] JamCow and alexlehm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/23 07:58:28] Acolarh, cornfeedhobo, and ToHellWithGA [1651/2693] have team battled yNos, SuzakuMedli, and JamCow [893/2670] and won! 0 days, 02:43:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/23 10:00:49] JamCow [156/974] has challenged Lnk [606/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:08 is added to JamCow's clock.
[02/10/23 12:13:07] Nysdar [413/550] has come upon JamCow [404/974] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:05:22 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[02/11/23 01:30:10] Faradome [73/562] has come upon JamCow [211/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:22:19 is added to Faradome's clock.
[02/12/23 01:28:11] JamCow [49/700] has come upon Gangsterish [169/362] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:54:35 is added to JamCow's clock.
[02/12/23 02:07:01] JamCow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:39 towards level 73.
[02/12/23 06:24:58] postikana, Tabmow, and tsr [906/2078] have team battled Tenedos, JamCow, and pfoley [736/2039] and won! 2 days, 08:37:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/23 03:40:19] Berserker and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/23 00:48:09] Fenrik [633/1227] has challenged JamCow [645/700] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:11:27 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[03/05/23 14:53:52] JamCow has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:03:57 from level 73.
[03/05/23 15:51:08] fstrelok [438/686] has challenged JamCow [360/700] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:17:04 is removed from fstrelok's clock.
[03/06/23 13:01:56] Kurenai [76/931] has come upon JamCow [501/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:09:43 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[03/07/23 05:07:04] JamCow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:07 towards level 73.
[03/07/23 20:01:26] JamCow [689/700] has challenged zcy [293/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:14:12 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[03/08/23 04:14:15] JamCow and vadas have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/23 19:05:57] dyvonna [171/1010] has challenged JamCow [651/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:27:03 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[03/09/23 04:01:11] signofzeta [980/1029] has come upon JamCow [440/700] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:43:06 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[03/10/23 04:20:43] JamCow [123/738] has challenged talisein [24/619] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[03/10/23 19:33:18] JamCow and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/23 20:07:43] jayvee and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/23 19:04:24] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:48:45 towards level 74.
[03/12/23 12:20:08] signofzeta [395/1029] has come upon JamCow [350/738] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:57:45 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[03/12/23 23:07:31] drahthaar, bobvador, and SuzakuMedli [1586/3356] have team battled Fenrik, yano, and JamCow [1578/3098] and won! 0 days, 08:32:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/23 21:06:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 8 days, 23:26:51 toward level 74.
[03/14/23 00:03:46] JamCow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:35 towards level 74.
[03/14/23 09:48:53] Matthew and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/23 13:26:13] idleneutral, Stevland, and canton7 [1356/2464] have team battled Acolarh, Dan, and JamCow [362/2212] and won! 0 days, 17:00:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/23 20:08:36] JamCow [731/738] has come upon allo [649/790] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:32:44 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[03/15/23 14:38:10] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:57 towards level 74.
[03/15/23 21:23:07] d4n13L [526/574] has come upon JamCow [345/738] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:27:39 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[03/16/23 01:07:09] JamCow, Tangles, and CompanionCube [1811/2173] have team battled confunctius, Kachin, and MELOONi [1201/2862] and won! 2 days, 08:58:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/23 04:04:04] CrashOverride [496/749] has come upon JamCow [598/738] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:30:29 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[03/16/23 04:56:37] RussellB [649/952] has challenged JamCow [178/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:54:10 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[03/17/23 03:11:38] JamCow learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:05 towards level 74.
[03/18/23 04:06:39] heisenbug [321/700] has challenged JamCow [486/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:26:55 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/18/23 22:43:07] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:54 towards level 74.
[03/19/23 01:56:48] d4n13L, JamCow, and pwae [1862/2086] have team battled Forud, Omega, and Tabmow [49/2837] and won! 0 days, 09:01:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/23 05:14:22] tscherer [205/376] has come upon JamCow [268/738] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:55 is added to tscherer's clock.
[03/19/23 16:39:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 2 days, 22:40:25 toward level 74.
[03/19/23 20:56:38] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:00 towards level 74.
[03/21/23 01:06:19] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:18 towards level 74.
[03/21/23 04:45:30] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:16 towards level 74.
[03/21/23 08:54:42] Angelina [34/726] has come upon JamCow [65/738] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:54:51 is added to Angelina's clock.
[03/21/23 15:44:07] JamCow [192/738] has challenged KindOne [429/530] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:47:34 is added to JamCow's clock.
[03/21/23 19:57:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 36 days, 20:29:04 toward level 75.
[03/21/23 20:06:45] vadas [12/675] has challenged JamCow [576/738] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to vadas's clock.
[03/22/23 14:21:58] Aksej, JamCow, yano, and d4n13L have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/23 07:38:57] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:30:00 from level 75.
[03/24/23 02:58:06] JamCow found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:45:31 towards level 75.
[03/24/23 16:22:42] CompanionCube [496/686] has come upon JamCow [682/738] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:06:21 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[03/24/23 21:47:54] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:20 towards level 75.
[03/25/23 06:35:22] soygirl [0/1] has challenged JamCow [295/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to soygirl's clock.
[03/25/23 12:44:42] RussellB, JamCow, and ahmubashshir [2043/2417] have team battled n0ssh, Arch, and Forud [2024/2216] and won! 4 days, 00:29:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/23 14:21:42] misha and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/23 16:36:42] dbx12 [114/401] has challenged JamCow [455/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to dbx12's clock.
[03/25/23 22:27:14] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:56 towards level 75.
[03/26/23 00:24:52] JamCow burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JamCow's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/26/23 11:22:42] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:07 towards level 75.
[03/26/23 21:47:02] Luca [219/573] has come upon JamCow [120/733] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:12:04 is removed from Luca's clock.
[03/27/23 18:15:07] slim, JamCow, and SirNeo [1281/1721] have team battled happymeal, kevkev, and ChowderKeg [695/1559] and won! 0 days, 06:39:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/23 02:22:55] JamCow fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:06:34 from level 75.
[03/28/23 06:12:00] Techman, JamCow, and Jens [314/2332] have team battled Sario, crank, and Faradome [1382/1901] and lost! 2 days, 01:54:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/23 13:22:34] JamCow was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:23:00 from level 75.
[03/28/23 15:26:55] Matthew, apb, and happymeal [1406/1880] have team battled misha, muirrum, and JamCow [905/2098] and won! 0 days, 00:31:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/23 19:32:52] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:31 towards level 75.
[03/28/23 21:11:45] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:52 towards level 75.
[03/29/23 02:28:16] exergy [122/281] has challenged JamCow [645/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to exergy's clock.
[03/29/23 03:17:04] JamCow stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:53 towards level 75.
[03/30/23 10:03:23] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:25 towards level 75.
[03/30/23 23:11:38] JamCow [163/733] has challenged jaxson [183/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:51 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/01/23 10:21:37] CrashOverride, io, and slim [207/2266] have team battled MistahKel, DrinkyBird, and JamCow [2754/2766] and lost! 3 days, 17:47:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/23 14:13:11] JamCow had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:18 from level 75.
[04/02/23 08:49:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 4 days, 09:54:07 toward level 75.
[04/02/23 23:42:28] JamCow got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:11 from level 75.
[04/04/23 02:02:18] launchd [264/622] has come upon JamCow [610/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:54:45 is added to launchd's clock.
[04/04/23 06:37:44] JamCow [378/733] has challenged SSLbits [499/604] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/08/23 02:38:36] JamCow and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/23 04:53:29] Asara [399/845] has challenged JamCow [277/733] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:53:51 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/08/23 06:12:52] JamCow [350/733] has come upon Acolarh [281/984] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 23:17:55 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[04/08/23 06:53:54] JamCow [300/733] has challenged SirNeo [611/807] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:23:47 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/08/23 22:54:12] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:29:04 towards level 76.
[04/09/23 04:15:13] dbx12 [208/581] has challenged JamCow [392/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to dbx12's clock.
[04/09/23 05:58:40] Paganel [299/757] has challenged JamCow [517/733] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:17:50 is added to Paganel's clock.
[04/10/23 12:30:10] signofzeta [265/998] has come upon JamCow [278/733] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:10:41 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[04/10/23 18:50:58] Minus, crank, and KindOne [1708/2029] have team battled JamCow, cadfael, and Pricey [1129/2049] and won! 0 days, 16:45:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/23 02:53:43] exergy, JamCow, and Kritzefitz [843/2266] have team battled tomhek, Puff, and DrinkyBird [1105/2718] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/23 08:11:53] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:50 towards level 76.
[04/13/23 14:21:11] JamCow [209/737] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [341/440] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:07:11 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/14/23 10:19:31] solarsparq [579/696] has come upon JamCow [695/737] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:36:53 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[04/14/23 12:32:42] thornrag [81/686] has come upon JamCow [117/737] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:45:34 is added to thornrag's clock.
[04/15/23 02:43:58] JamCow [425/737] has come upon SuzakuMedli [550/1112] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:30:37 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/15/23 08:43:37] dbx12 [24/581] has come upon JamCow [200/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:46:51 is added to dbx12's clock.
[04/15/23 12:37:13] nowz [24/497] has challenged JamCow [130/737] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to nowz's clock.
[04/16/23 06:56:36] JamCow was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:34:53 towards level 76.
[04/17/23 13:58:23] JamCow got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:18:29 from level 76.
[04/18/23 07:01:48] anarcat [501/1179] has come upon JamCow [332/737] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:53:38 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[04/18/23 12:52:03] JamCow grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:26:16 towards level 76.
[04/19/23 15:18:59] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:17 towards level 76.
[04/20/23 23:28:05] unicron, Arch, and JamCow [1886/2040] have team battled Lord255, Wam, and CrashOverride [39/2596] and won! 6 days, 05:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/23 08:02:17] JamCow [558/737] has challenged alexlehm [326/631] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:42:25 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[04/21/23 16:06:14] JamCow got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:22:42 from level 76.
[04/22/23 21:17:15] gradator [528/533] has come upon JamCow [718/737] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:23:43 is added to gradator's clock.
[04/23/23 08:22:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 4 days, 12:25:58 toward level 76.
[04/23/23 10:32:18] laama, tswsl, and V [2025/2613] have team battled JamCow, Pricey, and Tabmow [648/2084] and won! 6 days, 21:42:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/23 01:16:23] JamCow [279/737] has challenged DrinkyBird [38/1224] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:33:40 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[04/24/23 02:23:27] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:53:18 towards level 76.
[04/25/23 18:40:58] JamCow, nya, and Notir [2077/3042] have team battled zbe, TheSilentLink, and Puff [1621/2670] and won! 1 day, 13:12:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/23 05:27:28] JamCow [177/737] has challenged pants [404/1186] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:10:20 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/26/23 07:56:16] JamCow has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:17:08 from level 76.
[04/29/23 02:08:11] nya, GilbertErik, and arkie [756/2369] have team battled Pricey, JamCow, and Minus [799/2132] and lost! 0 days, 18:21:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/23 11:08:32] laama [797/962] has come upon JamCow [291/737] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:07:13 is removed from laama's clock.
[04/29/23 21:57:36] JamCow and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 10:53:22] Ecko [498/992] has challenged JamCow [668/737] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to Ecko's clock.
[05/01/23 11:58:47] Andrio, Fenrik, JamCow, and CodeGeek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/23 12:07:12] Kritzefitz, JamCow, and ion [823/2682] have team battled noex, MELOONi, and csc2ya [1119/2276] and lost! 0 days, 20:42:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/23 06:00:43] Tangles, JamCow, style, and BastelBot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/23 08:17:27] Covid-19 and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/23 07:18:36] Fehu [278/631] has challenged JamCow [661/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:34:44 is added to Fehu's clock.
[05/05/23 10:38:45] Berserker, thatmint, and d4n13L [766/1620] have team battled JamCow, Andrio, and Asara [1248/2211] and lost! 3 days, 23:33:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/23 06:18:21] Matthew and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/23 21:07:15] JamCow and vadas have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/23 22:27:06] Malvolio [231/428] has challenged JamCow [611/737] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:45:51 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/07/23 08:29:11] bfft, JamCow, and heisenbug [1449/2271] have team battled arkie, xbill, and mordac [1654/2080] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/23 04:10:51] JamCow was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:56 from level 76.
[05/08/23 04:34:16] JamCow [445/737] has challenged Destruia [685/757] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/08/23 07:01:53] JamCow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:16:07 towards level 77.
[05/09/23 08:39:35] JamCow [412/737] has challenged drahthaar [1233/1243] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:19:01 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/09/23 20:14:44] Berserker, ion, tswsl, and JamCow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/23 13:46:03] JamCow [486/737] has challenged Thorael [123/679] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:55:22 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[05/11/23 09:10:52] JamCow and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/23 05:54:57] JamCow [36/737] has challenged megubyte [433/565] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:24:09 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/12/23 10:12:03] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:15:19 towards level 77.
[05/13/23 12:43:15] JamCow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:05:35 from level 77.
[05/16/23 00:01:40] vectr0n, allo, and bg [270/2569] have team battled JigmeDatse, JamCow, and tmberg [319/2211] and lost! 2 days, 03:53:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/23 13:36:30] medivh [65/278] has come upon JamCow [262/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:21:12 is added to medivh's clock.
[05/18/23 07:32:35] bsleep, sc, and JamCow [835/2894] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, Daikojun, and solarsparq [1019/2252] and lost! 1 day, 12:25:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/23 16:45:50] DrinkyBird [272/1232] has come upon JamCow [263/741] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:22:02 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/19/23 20:39:49] jayvee, JamCow, and Nuae [1230/2276] have team battled rawgreaze, Gorek, and Fenrik [1801/3325] and lost! 1 day, 15:04:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/23 09:49:12] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:28:39 towards level 77.
[05/21/23 02:46:10] JamCow stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:07:57 towards level 77.
[05/22/23 06:58:43] JamCow [220/741] has come upon HellSpawn [820/955] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:25:12 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/22/23 07:49:48] sc [598/1111] has come upon JamCow [320/741] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:45:04 is removed from sc's clock.
[05/22/23 22:30:46] ahmubashshir and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/23 06:22:22] Sorin, JamCow, and RussellB [61/2298] have team battled Malvolio, sam, and Techman [1415/2358] and lost! 1 day, 11:17:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/23 12:04:10] JamCow learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:25:32 towards level 77.
[05/23/23 22:37:43] JamCow and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/23 02:17:45] JamCow, JigmeDatse, and TimeWarp [2035/2300] have team battled cadfael, nowz, and pfoley [843/2147] and won! 4 days, 05:21:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/23 05:04:41] JamCow [649/741] has challenged Puff [493/673] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:08:02 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[05/25/23 11:03:00] Puff [447/714] has challenged JamCow [695/741] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to Puff's clock.
[05/25/23 14:22:13] JamCow and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 05:39:57] Chuck, ZOTTA, and sc [2397/2607] have team battled krustenkaese, JamCow, and nawcom [1109/2193] and won! 0 days, 04:00:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 08:08:58] JamCow [70/741] has come upon Cirdan [149/1077] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:34:43 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/26/23 08:42:06] idleneutral [144/662] has come upon JamCow [90/741] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:36:40 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[05/26/23 16:57:35] JamCow left their weapon out in the rain to rust! JamCow's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/23 14:17:55] jacob1 [559/847] has challenged JamCow [379/721] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:04:58 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/28/23 00:49:04] anarcat, JamCow, and IFireflyl [734/2428] have team battled vegadark, freeboson, and Silvanus_Betrium [2287/2768] and lost! 0 days, 19:33:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/23 04:08:31] Nysdar [145/833] has challenged JamCow [26/721] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:18:34 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[05/28/23 05:10:12] Acolarh, JamCow, and elf [558/2761] have team battled arkie, Ka, and bananaboat [228/1429] and won! 1 day, 03:20:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/23 21:08:42] Gorek and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/23 17:28:18] VonToutCourt [150/1402] has come upon JamCow [279/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:59:57 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[05/31/23 00:21:03] JamCow [21/724] has come upon MadMan [163/595] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:37:28 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/31/23 12:35:05] arkie [599/673] has challenged JamCow [81/724] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:11:23 is removed from arkie's clock.
[05/31/23 17:36:04] BenDover [59/480] has come upon JamCow [667/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:01:22 is added to BenDover's clock.
[05/31/23 18:55:18] JamCow [83/724] has come upon t3chn0 [195/948] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:19:47 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/31/23 21:14:20] JamCow and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/23 22:06:05] JamCow and alexlehm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/23 01:04:57] JamCow got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:05 from level 77.
[06/01/23 17:11:33] t3chn0 [605/948] has come upon JamCow [391/724] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:36:43 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[06/01/23 21:47:40] _sh [53/1015] has challenged JamCow [475/724] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:11:06 is added to _sh's clock.
[06/01/23 23:51:55] pyre [663/826] has come upon JamCow [698/724] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:48:20 is added to pyre's clock.
[06/02/23 04:06:53] MetaNova, JamCow, and happymeal [701/1836] have team battled jaxson, SuzakuMedli, and idlegood [2052/2379] and lost! 0 days, 11:40:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/23 05:55:23] ufo-piloot [571/589] has challenged JamCow [503/724] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from ufo-piloot's clock.
[06/02/23 22:32:00] JamCow, TimeWarp, and cfjk [689/2130] have team battled Malvolio, dwfreed, and Russell [1310/2545] and lost! 1 day, 00:51:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/23 04:55:48] JamCow saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:49:47 from level 77.
[06/04/23 18:05:38] washclof [148/1084] has come upon JamCow [508/724] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:55:37 is added to washclof's clock.
[06/05/23 01:26:25] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:40:42 from level 77.
[06/07/23 02:28:44] JamCow [673/724] has come upon shikhin [942/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:30:29 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/08/23 17:22:16] JamCow was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:59 towards level 77.
[06/09/23 23:09:20] jayvee and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/23 03:38:04] megubyte [207/580] has come upon JamCow [657/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:56:10 is added to megubyte's clock.
[06/17/23 16:05:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JamCow with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 04:24:31 from level 77.
[06/17/23 22:42:41] jacquesssss [253/346] has come upon JamCow [515/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:02:22 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[06/18/23 01:41:56] MetaNova [640/726] has come upon JamCow [44/724] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:34:39 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[06/18/23 11:49:52] CodeB [499/657] has come upon JamCow [319/728] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:46:03 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[06/19/23 15:13:22] JamCow and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 18:17:25] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:06 towards level 77.
[06/23/23 02:08:07] JamCow [654/728] has come upon kzootech [72/482] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:58:26 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/23/23 07:38:59] JamCow EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:41:09 from level 77.
[06/23/23 23:35:34] JamCow [74/728] has come upon nya [829/1223] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:39:36 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/25/23 00:43:18] Wolf and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/23 05:52:29] JamCow, unicron, and Russell [1141/2377] have team battled solarsparq, ToHellWithGA, and n0ssh [2029/2534] and lost! 1 day, 22:09:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/23 06:16:00] JamCow set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:39:25 from level 77.
[06/26/23 11:44:44] Koffa [299/689] has challenged JamCow [228/728] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:54:34 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/26/23 11:44:44] In the fierce battle, JamCow dropped their level 42 set of leggings! Koffa picks it up, tossing their old level 34 set of leggings to JamCow.
[06/26/23 21:59:21] JamCow and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/23 06:55:52] JamCow was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:04:50 towards level 77.
[06/28/23 02:41:23] Mat [331/569] has come upon JamCow [612/719] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:02:48 is added to Mat's clock.
[06/28/23 09:22:51] Succulents [228/260] has challenged JamCow [264/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Succulents's clock.
[06/29/23 01:24:00] JamCow found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:22 towards level 77.
[06/29/23 15:24:28] shikhin, blabber, and JamCow [2063/2805] have team battled Reilly, scornn, and Jens [422/2157] and won! 0 days, 04:43:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/23 18:56:23] JamCow bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:53 towards level 77.
[06/30/23 02:44:59] JamCow [20/719] has challenged megubyte [359/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:41 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/30/23 14:47:57] JamCow [131/719] has challenged Gorek [84/1061] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:28:26 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/01/23 02:14:11] JamCow [456/719] has come upon SirBummelz [744/867] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:35:36 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/01/23 10:05:13] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:41 towards level 77.
[07/02/23 00:44:25] JamCow [427/719] has come upon bookworm [345/671] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:22:43 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/02/23 01:29:16] JamCow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:43 from level 77.
[07/03/23 00:05:35] JamCow was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:53 towards level 77.
[07/03/23 17:06:09] 0x00 [175/341] has challenged JamCow [332/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:55:39 is added to 0x00's clock.
[07/04/23 03:22:34] JamCow [279/951] has challenged yNos [741/888] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/04/23 07:09:30] el [570/698] has challenged JamCow [732/951] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:20 is added to el's clock.
[07/05/23 17:51:33] Gorek and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/23 05:20:26] JamCow [848/951] has challenged elf [552/1040] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:46:39 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/06/23 20:24:02] theZoMBiE [115/577] has challenged JamCow [764/951] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:47:42 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/06/23 21:10:46] soltys [676/1009] has come upon JamCow [808/951] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:33:24 is added to soltys's clock.
[07/07/23 14:28:10] HeavyPodda [619/665] has challenged JamCow [83/951] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:25:01 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/08/23 09:02:15] confunctius [915/999] has come upon JamCow [555/951] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:43:16 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/08/23 14:17:57] ChowderKeg, h00k, and drahthaar [455/2181] have team battled JamCow, blabber, and nya [2704/3324] and lost! 1 day, 15:50:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/23 02:10:09] Platonides [686/852] has come upon JamCow [644/951] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:19:47 is removed from Platonides's clock.
[07/10/23 17:19:09] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:36:06 towards level 78.
[07/10/23 21:46:57] \dev\ice, Acolarh, and MetaNova [1792/2420] have team battled io, IFireflyl, and JamCow [1647/2634] and won! 1 day, 10:52:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/23 06:20:14] JamCow and munkis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/23 00:54:50] signofzeta [708/992] has come upon JamCow [854/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:22 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[07/12/23 21:32:27] simple, talisein, and JamCow [1267/2627] have team battled BastelBot, Centrixx, and CompanionCube [926/2660] and won! 4 days, 21:08:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/23 00:51:11] JamCow [754/962] has challenged Pinkman [836/862] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:29:55 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/13/23 20:30:28] damyan [349/793] has challenged JamCow [652/962] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:26:25 is added to damyan's clock.
[07/13/23 23:30:30] JamCow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JamCow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/23 23:56:23] JamCow [98/969] has challenged Daikojun [327/543] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:27:20 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/15/23 00:47:53] Abe [549/616] has come upon JamCow [839/969] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:55:50 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/15/23 09:23:09] drahthaar [806/838] has come upon JamCow [393/969] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:54:18 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[07/15/23 14:45:10] Techman [714/946] has challenged JamCow [134/969] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from Techman's clock.
[07/17/23 00:07:27] dyvonna [455/1029] has come upon JamCow [949/969] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:28:43 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[07/17/23 03:13:00] JamCow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JamCow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/23 18:14:05] JamCow and gegenschein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 20:29:46] JamCow grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:42 towards level 78.
[07/20/23 18:06:28] JamCow [86/975] has come upon shikhin [960/982] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:35:38 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/21/23 05:16:57] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:38 towards level 78.
[07/22/23 07:40:46] hdm [592/1005] has challenged JamCow [783/975] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:12:25 is added to hdm's clock.
[07/22/23 12:41:52] Luca [47/569] has challenged JamCow [814/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:18:16 is added to Luca's clock.
[07/25/23 09:03:30] Russell [584/1031] has come upon JamCow [195/975] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:56:40 is removed from Russell's clock.
[07/25/23 18:56:51] JamCow misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:43:21 from level 78.
[07/26/23 02:01:06] pyre [580/778] has challenged JamCow [272/975] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:46:31 is removed from pyre's clock.
[07/26/23 09:34:07] gideonstar [23/419] has come upon JamCow [621/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:15 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[07/26/23 19:45:20] signofzeta [1004/1015] has come upon JamCow [703/975] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:54 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[07/27/23 01:44:04] BastelBot [83/784] has come upon JamCow [308/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:29 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[07/27/23 08:54:04] JamCow grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:06:49 towards level 78.
[07/28/23 19:16:03] JamCow [17/975] has challenged boscage [410/569] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:22:30 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/29/23 03:39:02] JamCow learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:40 towards level 78.
[07/29/23 12:19:58] JamCow [737/975] has challenged Mat [414/621] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:09:19 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/31/23 04:01:41] JamCow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:46 from level 78.
[07/31/23 09:07:27] Affliction [473/785] has come upon JamCow [883/975] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:26:11 is added to Affliction's clock.
[08/01/23 17:37:36] el [229/698] has challenged JamCow [218/975] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:45:28 is removed from el's clock.
[08/01/23 22:38:46] JamCow [630/975] has challenged hdm [786/1004] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:34:09 is added to JamCow's clock.
[08/02/23 00:37:55] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:08 towards level 78.
[08/02/23 03:11:51] JamCow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:21:08 from level 78.
[08/02/23 19:35:21] JamCow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:05 from level 78.
[08/02/23 20:19:34] vegadark [182/764] has challenged JamCow [146/975] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/02/23 20:28:51] Misza, JamCow, Kurenai, and olsner have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/23 17:06:04] JamCow, bookworm, and Ecko [1435/2677] have team battled Platonides, Crazycatlady, and Koffa [1590/2383] and lost! 1 day, 16:41:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/23 01:10:37] kptr and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/23 10:53:45] nathan [47/150] has challenged JamCow [506/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/05/23 14:04:44] olsner [778/918] has come upon JamCow [394/975] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:45:00 is removed from olsner's clock.
[08/06/23 01:42:43] JamCow was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:23:19 from level 78.
[08/06/23 05:48:02] A_Dragon [94/1180] has come upon JamCow [131/975] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:40:12 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[08/07/23 00:25:17] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:59 from level 78.
[08/07/23 11:01:54] Fehu [584/657] has come upon JamCow [689/975] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:55:18 is added to Fehu's clock.
[08/07/23 18:30:34] yNos and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/23 16:27:07] blobdog [240/304] has challenged JamCow [362/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to blobdog's clock.
[08/08/23 17:17:15] bobvador [144/1077] has challenged JamCow [606/975] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:45:38 is added to bobvador's clock.
[08/08/23 17:22:34] JamCow and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/23 22:27:20] IFireflyl and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/23 04:56:52] JamCow [742/975] has come upon particleflux [434/518] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:48:12 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/09/23 04:56:52] JamCow has dealt particleflux a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:00:06 is added to particleflux's clock.
[08/09/23 05:04:21] JamCow found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:21 towards level 78.
[08/09/23 15:12:10] Kritzefitz stole JamCow's level 118 tunic while they were sleeping! Kritzefitz leaves their old level 117 tunic behind, which JamCow then takes.
[08/10/23 02:23:34] JamCow grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:41 towards level 78.
[08/11/23 06:11:22] tswsl and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/23 18:39:00] JamCow, Platonides, and Asara [668/2752] have team battled bg, cfjk, and gideonstar [553/2515] and won! 0 days, 01:40:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/23 01:20:06] JamCow [700/974] has challenged Neil [111/662] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:27:04 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/12/23 22:40:59] JamCow [536/974] has challenged pants [585/1251] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:39:24 is added to JamCow's clock.
[08/14/23 19:23:42] apb, Ankhers, and gendish [986/2193] have team battled idlegood, JamCow, and CodeB [246/2444] and won! 0 days, 01:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/23 00:11:22] solarsparq, sc, and Minus [2290/2771] have team battled JamCow, ahmubashshir, and el [1095/2310] and won! 5 days, 13:57:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/23 01:29:30] style [175/590] has come upon JamCow [945/974] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:52:30 is added to style's clock.
[08/16/23 08:04:58] unicron, JamCow, and tmberg [2138/2593] have team battled Matthew, Lenny_, and gradator [227/2295] and won! 0 days, 05:14:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/23 08:14:15] JamCow burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JamCow's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/23 19:32:33] JamCow [388/970] has come upon Techman [208/950] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:49:24 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/17/23 20:30:09] Sario, JamCow, and damyan [1395/2483] have team battled Nuae, sam, and BastelBot [432/2655] and won! 7 days, 11:45:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/23 21:09:11] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:28:15 towards level 79.
[08/18/23 03:08:35] JamCow [45/970] has come upon MadMan [278/595] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:20:47 is added to JamCow's clock.
[08/18/23 09:11:14] JamCow [621/970] has challenged Puff [482/727] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:02:44 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/19/23 05:15:55] JamCow [341/970] has challenged tmberg [314/929] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:10:32 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/19/23 22:00:47] GilbertErik [545/799] has come upon JamCow [13/970] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:35:10 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[08/19/23 22:50:28] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:44 towards level 79.
[08/22/23 09:16:45] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:27 towards level 79.
[08/22/23 11:23:13] Ecko, gradator, and jacob1 [1555/2542] have team battled Neil, JamCow, and cadfael [1294/2560] and won! 3 days, 07:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/23 22:32:36] Celediel [232/395] has challenged JamCow [114/970] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:19 is removed from Celediel's clock.
[08/25/23 12:17:20] tsr [803/825] has come upon JamCow [459/970] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:22:20 is removed from tsr's clock.
[08/25/23 23:06:57] Fehu, Minus, and Wam [1460/2680] have team battled JamCow, caeli, and bananaboat [316/2722] and won! 0 days, 14:55:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/23 08:37:59] ter0 [72/356] has challenged JamCow [610/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/29/23 01:53:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JamCow 1 day, 21:47:50 toward level 79.
[08/29/23 11:24:07] TimeWarp [726/798] has come upon JamCow [869/970] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:51:18 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[08/29/23 13:50:59] Yarosh [50/533] has come upon JamCow [793/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:28:38 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[08/29/23 18:16:59] Wolf [401/871] has challenged JamCow [65/970] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:51:40 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[08/30/23 08:52:19] JamCow and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/23 08:11:06] JamCow [488/970] has come upon popey [274/968] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:15:16 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[08/31/23 11:09:31] JamCow set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:50 from level 79.
[09/01/23 03:14:58] JamCow and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/23 23:41:46] Lord255, idlegood, and spex [1450/2596] have team battled JamCow, gradator, and nya [71/2756] and won! 2 days, 23:07:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/23 04:35:11] jayvee and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/23 20:52:57] JamCow [376/970] has challenged Ungoliant [620/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:18 is added to JamCow's clock.
[09/14/23 23:53:40] JamCow [857/970] has challenged laama [555/905] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:59:40 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/15/23 04:54:53] JamCow [257/970] has challenged Tangles [101/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:43:57 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/15/23 05:26:22] JamCow, yano, V, and dodecahedron have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/23 18:03:36] megubyte [249/645] has challenged JamCow [129/970] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:42:49 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[09/16/23 20:31:27] JamCow, sky, and happymeal [2231/2434] have team battled Blohsh, Tangles, and Cockatrice [1928/2079] and won! 0 days, 09:41:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/23 22:04:31] DontEvenPeek [723/848] has challenged JamCow [844/970] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:29:31 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[09/17/23 05:06:08] bsleep [830/1331] has challenged JamCow [138/970] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:13:03 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[09/18/23 11:16:36] JamCow [377/970] has challenged shikhin [647/789] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to JamCow's clock.
[09/19/23 00:29:50] Tangles [202/737] has come upon JamCow [958/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:34:52 is added to Tangles's clock.
[09/19/23 20:07:36] JamCow got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:56:37 from level 80.
[09/19/23 22:51:30] mzumquadrat [333/514] has come upon JamCow [650/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:11 is added to mzumquadrat's clock.
[09/20/23 00:28:28] ChowderKeg [59/775] has come upon JamCow [66/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:22 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[09/20/23 12:24:40] JamCow [906/970] has challenged Lnk [69/653] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:09:57 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/20/23 17:51:13] JamCow, Algernon, and muirrum [2273/2544] have team battled CompanionCube, Blohsh, and alephnull [1363/1760] and won! 7 days, 20:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/23 13:47:19] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:50:45 towards level 80.
[09/22/23 20:45:44] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:32:50 towards level 80.
[09/23/23 09:19:39] Paganel, JamCow, and EddieT137 [1452/2844] have team battled ChowderKeg, Lord255, and anarcat [25/2812] and won! 0 days, 15:58:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/23 15:29:16] JamCow [789/970] has come upon Crazycatlady [751/854] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:15:17 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/24/23 19:50:42] JamCow was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:11:22 from level 80.
[09/25/23 02:30:51] Asara [291/933] has come upon JamCow [713/970] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:08:02 is added to Asara's clock.
[09/26/23 10:37:27] Ungoliant [381/767] has come upon JamCow [56/970] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:22:15 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[09/26/23 11:58:17] bird [10/111] has challenged JamCow [776/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to bird's clock.
[09/26/23 18:29:56] Zaratustra, gegenschein, and Kachin [1909/2768] have team battled Tabmow, csc2ya, and JamCow [1535/2689] and won! 0 days, 14:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/23 02:59:55] buzel, JamCow, and gendish [1920/2267] have team battled hax404, Koffa, and Fenrik [1984/2665] and lost! 0 days, 12:22:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/23 00:49:55] JamCow [977/985] has challenged freeboson [724/962] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:54:32 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/02/23 14:37:47] JamCow and SirNeo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/23 23:46:18] JamCow and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/23 09:28:46] elf [913/1052] has come upon JamCow [124/985] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:11:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/07/23 06:26:44] talisein and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/23 01:41:15] kptr, JamCow, and LFC [1375/1788] have team battled Celediel, VonToutCourt, and sc [1714/2937] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/23 04:10:00] JamCow [596/985] has come upon sam [51/1003] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:41:11 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/08/23 13:32:02] Ankhers [518/828] has challenged JamCow [364/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:00 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[10/08/23 19:42:19] JamCow [773/985] has come upon Drin [232/1093] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:57:57 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/10/23 01:09:11] JamCow got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:27 towards level 80.
[10/10/23 02:40:40] JamCow [796/985] has challenged damyan [204/768] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:57:06 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/10/23 07:41:49] Acolarh [787/814] has challenged JamCow [502/985] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:24:24 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[11/14/23 00:09:27] JamCow, pvac, and Susumurata [2019/2166] have team battled Koffa, Techman, and DontEvenPeek [2824/2883] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/23 11:05:42] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:41 towards level 80.
[11/14/23 22:45:28] JamCow learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:48:15 towards level 80.
[11/15/23 00:02:00] Melon and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/23 00:05:51] Asara, JamCow, and Neil [1043/2620] have team battled Ungoliant, adamus1red, and t3chn0 [871/2744] and won! 0 days, 11:48:37 is removed from their clocks.