Player Info

User: Malvolio
Class: Alchemist
Admin?: No
Level: 63
Next level: 34 days, 00:48:01
Status: Online
Host: Malvolio!~Malvolio@idlerpg/player/Malvolio
Account Created: Wed Jul 28 22:05:36 2021
Last login: Wed Apr 10 02:04:22 2024
Total time idled: 649 days, 01:48:31
Current position: [172,0]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 37
boots: 42
charm: 56
gloves: 47
helm: 63 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 28
ring: 64
shield: 42
tunic: 69
weapon: 168 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 616

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 108 days, 18:58:37
part: 20 days, 06:13:08
quest: 0 days, 22:32:57
quit: 147 days, 12:03:18

total: 277 days, 11:48:00

Character Modifiers

[07/29/21 03:15:37] Malvolio [0/1] has challenged popey [261/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 03:41:30] Malvolio [7/8] has challenged vectr0n [274/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 03:58:13] Malvolio [5/13] has challenged BastelBot [42/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 05:02:58] Malvolio [14/35] has challenged Bkid [450/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 06:06:02] Malvolio [11/48] has challenged Acolarh [344/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 06:46:42] Malvolio [36/53] has challenged sc [318/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 10:33:20] Malvolio [49/81] has challenged pandakekok [157/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 15:18:55] Malvolio [40/110] has challenged xbill [514/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/30/21 01:59:18] Malvolio [148/160] has challenged Andrio [241/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/30/21 06:00:52] Malvolio [10/177] has challenged krin [209/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/30/21 06:13:22] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:05 from level 23.
[12/20/21 03:30:01] Malvolio [99/177] has challenged ion [73/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/20/21 13:40:35] Malvolio [28/237] has challenged simple [702/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/03/22 22:37:56] Malvolio, pyre, and Aksej [1151/1268] have team battled Kachin, elf, and vectr0n [1951/2139] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/22 23:44:38] Malvolio [2/270] has challenged tomhek [350/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/22 09:44:07] Malvolio [127/289] has challenged buzzzzz [19/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/22 12:13:43] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:10 from level 28.
[02/06/22 12:20:45] Paganel [404/665] has come upon Malvolio [52/289] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:04:30 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[02/06/22 17:53:19] Malvolio [284/305] has challenged Carl [82/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/10/22 01:21:39] Malvolio [153/320] has challenged Techman [802/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/10/22 03:23:50] Kritzefitz, MadMan, and Lnk [1793/2362] have team battled EddieT137, Reilly, and Malvolio [1071/1385] and won! 3 days, 22:15:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 14:40:58] Malvolio [225/320] has challenged laama [498/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/10/22 17:13:58] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:27 towards level 31.
[03/03/22 05:46:44] ZOTTA [117/256] has challenged Malvolio [8/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[03/03/22 05:46:44] ZOTTA has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:33:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/03/22 08:43:15] Malvolio [152/320] has come upon Neil [290/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/03/22 09:00:04] Malvolio [241/336] has challenged Sorin [312/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/03/22 09:10:35] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:54 towards level 32.
[03/03/22 10:18:10] Paganel [164/662] has come upon Malvolio [138/336] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:01 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[03/03/22 16:27:36] Paganel [204/662] has challenged Malvolio [53/336] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:20:44 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[03/04/22 01:30:05] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:09 towards level 32.
[03/04/22 01:51:55] Malvolio [43/336] has challenged VonToutCourt [136/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/04/22 22:39:31] Malvolio [7/366] has challenged soltys [211/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/05/22 06:26:54] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:23 from level 34.
[03/06/22 00:05:08] Malvolio [301/369] has challenged _sh [221/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/06/22 15:41:35] Angelina [556/641] has challenged Malvolio [279/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:03 is removed from Angelina's clock.
[03/07/22 01:20:29] Malvolio [259/379] has challenged Ecko [361/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/07/22 05:41:28] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:25 towards level 36.
[03/07/22 16:54:45] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:24 towards level 36.
[03/08/22 06:17:01] Malvolio [3/379] has challenged Techman [570/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/08/22 23:27:55] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:14 from level 37.
[03/09/22 08:06:43] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:41 towards level 37.
[03/09/22 13:37:52] bg, zgrep, and Malvolio [189/1749] have team battled hax404, gildarts, and CompanionCube [460/1815] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 22:48:23] Malvolio [27/379] has challenged Lnk [459/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/10/22 06:00:41] Malvolio [61/379] has come upon adamus1red [149/746] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/11/22 22:52:00] Malvolio [323/386] has challenged sheu [280/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/12/22 22:02:05] Asara, Haqur, and sky [762/1557] have team battled Theleveler, Malvolio, and Nechayev [1172/1516] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/22 14:50:20] Malvolio [24/386] has challenged Psilocybe [132/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/13/22 20:44:36] Malvolio, Destruia, and herald [737/1737] have team battled Khorne, golgy, and cfjk [51/2091] and won! 0 days, 08:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 17:49:02] Malvolio [308/504] has challenged BUSY [69/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/17/22 03:45:11] crank, bsleep, and Malvolio [1675/1882] have team battled Khorne, gegenschein, and HellSpawn [512/2398] and won! 0 days, 06:10:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/22 20:56:53] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:01 towards level 41.
[03/17/22 23:39:21] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:42 towards level 41.
[03/18/22 03:31:33] Malvolio [22/521] has challenged gradator [499/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/20/22 00:52:43] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:46 towards level 42.
[03/20/22 22:48:43] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:48 towards level 42.
[03/21/22 08:14:55] Malvolio [186/521] has challenged VonToutCourt [237/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/22/22 13:14:04] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:15 towards level 43.
[03/23/22 05:47:46] Destruia [379/724] has come upon Malvolio [396/521] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:11:48 is added to Destruia's clock.
[03/24/22 20:46:16] idleneutral [0/47] has challenged Malvolio [276/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[03/25/22 00:11:41] pasquale [135/207] has challenged Malvolio [170/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to pasquale's clock.
[03/25/22 03:20:06] Malvolio [292/521] has challenged thornrag [599/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/25/22 21:24:53] Malvolio, pyre, and yano [1077/1897] have team battled jaxson, dyvonna, and t3chn0 [696/1541] and won! 0 days, 17:39:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/22 20:41:12] Tenorman, Malvolio, and cfjk [1416/1939] have team battled buzel, drahthaar, and iiriix [1254/1923] and won! 0 days, 09:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/22 00:31:03] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:08 towards level 44.
[03/28/22 08:05:28] Malvolio [117/521] has challenged CompanionCube [122/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/28/22 13:58:53] drahthaar [481/568] has challenged Malvolio [280/521] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:29:50 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[03/30/22 03:23:19] Malvolio, KindOne, and Ralle [380/1627] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Psilocybe, and csc2ya [493/2385] and lost! 0 days, 16:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/22 03:02:15] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:18 towards level 45.
[03/31/22 18:41:16] Hirion, Malvolio, and opcode [1075/1447] have team battled Al-bot, Paganel, and jacob1 [251/2035] and won! 0 days, 10:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 21:20:57] Malvolio [64/521] has challenged freeboson [732/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/04/22 04:50:54] Malvolio [475/516] has challenged Sorin [230/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:42:50 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/05/22 08:56:32] Malvolio [440/516] has challenged talisein [149/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:11:11 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/05/22 08:56:32] In the fierce battle, talisein dropped their level 46 tunic! Malvolio picks it up, tossing their old level 28 tunic to talisein.
[04/06/22 21:54:06] TheGreatest [74/253] has challenged Malvolio [69/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:09 is removed from TheGreatest's clock.
[04/07/22 00:54:30] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:40 towards level 46.
[04/08/22 00:50:49] Malvolio [482/534] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [356/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:04:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/08/22 11:28:01] Malvolio [286/534] has come upon gildarts [192/594] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:00:53 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/09/22 06:18:37] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:30 towards level 47.
[04/09/22 21:17:07] tmberg [395/846] has challenged Malvolio [6/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:04 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[04/10/22 02:34:46] Malvolio [208/534] has come upon jayvee [326/751] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/10/22 06:43:40] Malvolio [405/534] has come upon elf [191/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/10/22 06:43:40] Malvolio has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:06:45 is added to elf's clock.
[04/12/22 14:20:15] Malvolio [420/534] has come upon ahmubashshir [27/397] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:05 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/12/22 20:25:08] Malvolio [459/534] has challenged necistot [77/216] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:14 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/12/22 21:45:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 01:46:47 from level 48.
[04/13/22 07:11:17] Malvolio [42/534] has come upon GilbertErik [56/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:09:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/14/22 09:25:52] scumola [503/610] has challenged Malvolio [452/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:50 is removed from scumola's clock.
[04/14/22 16:18:43] Malvolio set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:07:16 from level 48.
[04/14/22 23:28:48] Malvolio [58/534] has challenged idleevil [199/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:26:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/15/22 08:30:49] Malvolio [102/534] has come upon buyoq [386/923] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:02:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/16/22 23:38:25] CornFly [393/518] has challenged Malvolio [248/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:11:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/17/22 04:59:50] dyvonna [282/524] has come upon Malvolio [463/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:04 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[04/18/22 01:54:50] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:11:53 from level 48.
[04/18/22 13:39:47] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:09:49 from level 48.
[04/18/22 14:09:02] Crazycatlady, Lenny_, and dwfreed [752/2316] have team battled Aksej, Malvolio, and hax404 [1537/1545] and lost! 5 days, 23:55:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/22 07:09:03] Tabmow [138/524] has challenged Malvolio [416/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[04/20/22 13:55:54] Malvolio [184/534] has challenged xbill [562/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:53 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/21/22 11:01:16] Malvolio [330/534] has come upon Khorne [1081/1202] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:26:39 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/23/22 18:11:23] gegenschein [391/805] has challenged Malvolio [217/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:33:07 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[04/23/22 18:11:23] gegenschein has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:51:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/23/22 23:27:26] bananaboat, Malvolio, and Fam0r [932/1672] have team battled marrrrrrrrrr, Carl, and crawlingchaos [488/1074] and won! 0 days, 13:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 08:33:39] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:58 from level 48.
[04/24/22 16:17:38] SirBummelz [379/682] has challenged Malvolio [224/534] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:27:32 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[04/25/22 03:48:35] vectr0n, apb, and gegenschein [1617/2281] have team battled Drin, Malvolio, and cremefresh [532/1969] and won! 2 days, 17:33:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 09:37:27] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:36 towards level 48.
[04/26/22 11:05:41] soltys, Tabmow, and bookworm [1131/1876] have team battled jaxson, Malvolio, and Alys [1118/1656] and won! 1 day, 00:37:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 17:10:52] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:15 towards level 48.
[04/27/22 00:15:19] postikana [179/441] has challenged Malvolio [30/534] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:28:59 is removed from postikana's clock.
[04/28/22 03:32:43] Yarosh [465/488] has challenged Malvolio [465/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:17:27 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[04/28/22 14:45:32] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/22 19:21:07] Malvolio [346/537] has come upon bookworm [167/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:01:40 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/28/22 20:52:01] Malvolio was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:54 from level 48.
[04/28/22 21:33:02] Malvolio [298/537] has come upon pwae [134/651] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:59:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/01/22 18:51:54] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:04 towards level 48.
[05/03/22 09:54:40] Malvolio [506/537] has challenged gildarts [370/571] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/03/22 09:54:40] Malvolio has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:37:34 is added to gildarts's clock.
[05/06/22 23:15:49] hdm [515/972] has come upon Malvolio [182/537] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:09:14 is removed from hdm's clock.
[05/07/22 23:22:17] Malvolio [429/537] has come upon Destruia [535/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:26:55 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/08/22 10:45:23] Wolf, io, and pasquale [1558/2052] have team battled anarcat, Malvolio, and MELOONi [570/2565] and won! 1 day, 00:13:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/22 21:38:38] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/22 02:52:20] Malvolio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:56 from level 49.
[05/11/22 08:38:17] SCSi, CornFly, and t3chn0 [938/1983] have team battled Malvolio, thatmint, and Nuae [688/1553] and won! 7 days, 15:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/22 03:45:08] Paganel [80/665] has challenged Malvolio [384/536] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:21:54 is added to Paganel's clock.
[05/12/22 06:10:15] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:00 from level 49.
[05/12/22 14:49:45] opcode, Malvolio, and Techman [1404/2058] have team battled SirBummelz, GilbertErik, and ToHellWithGA [1007/2289] and won! 0 days, 11:21:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/22 12:10:10] Cirdan [755/944] has come upon Malvolio [338/536] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:28:37 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[05/14/22 12:14:37] Malvolio [362/536] has challenged Aksej [538/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/14/22 12:23:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 15:24:43 toward level 50.
[05/14/22 14:19:52] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:08 towards level 50.
[05/15/22 12:32:05] Malvolio [192/539] has come upon sky [484/686] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:04:02 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/16/22 13:25:36] tsr, idleneutral, and Paganel [135/1925] have team battled Acolarh, damyan, and Malvolio [310/1804] and lost! 0 days, 19:28:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 15:40:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 15:37:02 toward level 50.
[05/17/22 06:43:06] Covid-19, idleneutral, and Lord255 [363/1900] have team battled zifnab06, buyoq, and Malvolio [1182/2265] and lost! 1 day, 05:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/22 23:37:19] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:59 towards level 50.
[05/18/22 06:06:17] ukleinek, Aksej, and Alarien [1058/1780] have team battled Malvolio, vectr0n, and Sorin [255/1746] and won! 2 days, 08:12:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 09:31:41] Malvolio [475/539] has come upon HellSpawn [837/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:50 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/18/22 09:33:03] Malvolio [454/539] has come upon HellSpawn [919/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/19/22 06:38:14] Bkid, VonToutCourt, and tscherer [567/1656] have team battled tomgus1, Malvolio, and zcy [734/1451] and lost! 1 day, 11:43:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/22 06:44:15] bg [145/793] has challenged Malvolio [156/539] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to bg's clock.
[05/21/22 12:41:44] Malvolio [536/547] has challenged Syloq [588/906] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/22/22 11:35:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 17:26:49 from level 51.
[05/22/22 17:37:08] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:11 towards level 51.
[05/24/22 05:11:33] Lnk, CompanionCube, and rawgreaze [2138/2429] have team battled StalkR, Malvolio, and el [1248/1741] and won! 4 days, 11:18:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/22 03:14:39] Kritzefitz [654/936] has come upon Malvolio [399/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:24:31 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[05/26/22 03:32:57] Malvolio [459/547] has challenged Destruia [578/706] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:19:43 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/27/22 01:37:11] Malvolio [28/547] has challenged SirBummelz [0/682] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:53:03 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/27/22 07:38:20] Malvolio [360/547] has challenged Wolf [561/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:27:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/27/22 22:36:37] Malvolio bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:18:58 from level 51.
[05/28/22 02:42:00] Malvolio [472/547] has challenged tomhek [616/807] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:02:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/28/22 05:42:33] Malvolio [521/547] has challenged aqsd [483/518] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:51 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/28/22 20:56:19] TimeWarp [83/269] has challenged Malvolio [320/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[05/29/22 03:38:12] Lord255 [10/888] has come upon Malvolio [228/547] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:27:01 is added to Lord255's clock.
[05/29/22 14:31:42] Malvolio fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Malvolio's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/29/22 15:49:01] bookworm [111/689] has challenged Malvolio [448/543] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:58:05 is added to bookworm's clock.
[05/30/22 10:54:46] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:34:11 from level 51.
[05/31/22 06:20:20] Malvolio [203/543] has come upon Fenrik [327/912] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:53:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/31/22 20:03:35] Cah, hax404, and Sokar [1287/1358] have team battled Kachin, Lnk, and Malvolio [345/2264] and won! 0 days, 00:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/22 16:06:56] cfjk [106/531] has challenged Malvolio [3/543] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:24:41 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/02/22 20:18:07] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:25:10 from level 51.
[06/03/22 09:15:14] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:37:39 from level 51.
[06/03/22 11:00:00] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:02 towards level 51.
[06/03/22 21:12:34] Malvolio [214/543] has challenged MadMan [59/464] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:24:56 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/03/22 22:55:58] pwae [99/652] has come upon Malvolio [400/543] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:27:13 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/04/22 00:27:43] Kachin, MadMan, and herald [135/2101] have team battled Centrixx, Asara, and Malvolio [660/1937] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/22 03:31:17] HellSpawn [814/948] has challenged Malvolio [17/543] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:38 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/04/22 05:14:09] Malvolio [110/543] has challenged dxrt [318/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:17:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/05/22 06:01:43] enteral [58/161] has challenged Malvolio [504/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to enteral's clock.
[06/05/22 06:18:58] Malvolio [199/543] has challenged V [602/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/09/22 18:48:07] Malvolio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:04 from level 51.
[06/09/22 19:38:22] enteral [131/313] has challenged Malvolio [151/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to enteral's clock.
[06/10/22 16:24:06] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:09 towards level 51.
[06/11/22 22:41:58] Malvolio [256/543] has come upon slim [115/426] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:07:18 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/12/22 01:54:14] ZOTTA, gegenschein, and ryp [329/2322] have team battled ukleinek, Khorne, and Malvolio [29/2033] and won! 0 days, 01:59:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 00:28:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 2 days, 08:27:07 toward level 51.
[06/13/22 23:57:57] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:02 towards level 51.
[06/14/22 12:56:55] Malvolio [456/543] has challenged Tabmow [462/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/15/22 06:14:38] Malvolio [249/543] has come upon Varjatticus [168/581] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:24:25 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/15/22 09:14:33] drahthaar, Malvolio, and Tangles [469/1944] have team battled Nuae, iiriix, and canton7 [808/1928] and lost! 1 day, 15:03:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 12:50:01] scumola, Carl, and Geoff [1997/2016] have team battled Cah, BUSY, and Malvolio [1190/1473] and won! 1 day, 17:37:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 11:27:49] Malvolio [252/543] has come upon el [515/651] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:18:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/20/22 11:37:00] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:32 towards level 52.
[06/20/22 18:55:15] Geoff, Wam, and zifnab06 [2251/2456] have team battled MELOONi, ahmubashshir, and Malvolio [260/2013] and won! 0 days, 11:13:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 21:55:15] Nechayev [339/546] has challenged Malvolio [383/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:18 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[06/21/22 00:48:51] Xenthys [362/883] has come upon Malvolio [41/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:41:14 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[06/21/22 17:27:48] "\@_, Malvolio, and muirrum [607/1735] have team battled Jaxxsinn, <rainchick>, and spex [1067/1514] and lost! 0 days, 07:35:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/22 23:36:13] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:55:38 from level 52.
[06/22/22 14:21:31] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:44 from level 52.
[06/22/22 19:50:14] tsr [483/745] has come upon Malvolio [229/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:21:45 is removed from tsr's clock.
[06/23/22 00:24:26] Malvolio [203/543] has come upon thornrag [214/655] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:01:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/24/22 21:40:48] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/22 05:14:39] Malvolio [281/539] has come upon MetaNova [168/495] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:06:20 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/26/22 07:04:02] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:15 towards level 52.
[06/26/22 12:20:03] Malvolio [422/539] has come upon Tabmow [158/556] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:51:03 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/26/22 18:43:32] Minus, Cirdan, and zbe [907/2202] have team battled Sombra, Malvolio, and fstrelok [990/1755] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/22 00:28:18] MetaNova, Feltharell, and MadMan [379/1679] have team battled womblecat, Malvolio, and JigmeDatse [513/2303] and lost! 1 day, 01:08:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/22 22:30:31] Disruptor [657/1142] has challenged Malvolio [220/539] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:21:02 is removed from Disruptor's clock.
[06/29/22 14:14:10] Malvolio [327/539] has come upon elf [3/647] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:42:52 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/30/22 21:08:56] Malvolio [75/539] has come upon Arch [58/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:31:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/01/22 13:23:53] <rainchick> [45/326] has challenged Malvolio [34/539] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from <rainchick>'s clock.
[07/02/22 06:01:36] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:21 from level 52.
[07/02/22 22:51:05] Malvolio [64/539] has challenged cfjk [484/557] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/03/22 00:40:36] heisenbug, Wam, and caeli [1639/2502] have team battled Hirion, GyrosGeier, and Malvolio [1742/1782] and lost! 0 days, 23:27:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/22 00:24:50] Malvolio, KindOne, and BastelBot [187/1545] have team battled Forud, tomhek, and Hex [1648/2267] and lost! 3 days, 03:27:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/22 22:49:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 5 days, 09:57:05 toward level 53.
[07/08/22 06:23:47] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:56 from level 53.
[07/09/22 17:28:44] Malvolio [271/539] has come upon Affliction [639/693] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:35:49 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/09/22 21:25:14] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:20:06 from level 53.
[07/12/22 01:29:47] Malvolio sharpened the edge of their weapon! Malvolio's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/22 13:39:24] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/22 04:27:59] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:42 towards level 53.
[07/13/22 07:03:51] unicron [283/702] has come upon Malvolio [353/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:47 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/22/22 09:58:49] Malvolio [14/551] has come upon pfoley [153/652] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:45:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/27/22 07:00:36] Malvolio [510/551] has challenged TauPan [637/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:13:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/28/22 06:28:10] Malvolio [398/551] has come upon Ungoliant [577/736] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:12:29 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/28/22 10:06:11] CornFly [474/575] has challenged Malvolio [518/551] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:50:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/29/22 12:46:34] EddieT137 [34/686] has come upon Malvolio [301/551] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:57:55 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[08/01/22 03:20:44] Misza, damyan, and Malvolio [1345/2067] have team battled hugga, Wolf, and adamus1red [1153/2195] and won! 1 day, 22:08:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/22 14:12:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 01:15:20 toward level 53.
[08/02/22 07:34:24] Malvolio [195/551] has come upon Tangles [614/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:18:54 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/02/22 07:52:07] caeli [721/907] has challenged Malvolio [416/551] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from caeli's clock.
[08/03/22 04:34:42] Arch [166/575] has challenged Malvolio [136/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:38 is removed from Arch's clock.
[08/03/22 15:18:10] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:00 towards level 53.
[08/05/22 01:48:09] Malvolio [74/551] has challenged enteral [422/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/05/22 11:05:41] Malvolio [237/551] has come upon Techman [685/972] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:01:07 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/05/22 13:34:21] Fehu, gildarts, and Covid-19 [751/2051] have team battled enteral, VOID, and Malvolio [1624/1937] and lost! 6 days, 10:26:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/22 00:10:38] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:08:56 from level 54.
[08/10/22 00:51:14] vegadark [525/918] has come upon Malvolio [210/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:36:56 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/11/22 02:20:31] Alarien [656/661] has come upon Malvolio [52/551] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:27 is removed from Alarien's clock.
[08/11/22 10:54:51] Covid-19 [216/679] has come upon Malvolio [292/551] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:35:50 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[08/11/22 14:48:06] Malvolio [249/551] has come upon Alys [535/674] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:09:55 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/11/22 17:51:41] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:36:03 towards level 54.
[08/12/22 21:40:02] Malvolio, kenyon, and sc [95/2592] have team battled LeD, KyloRen, and vectr0n [1158/1542] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/22 03:36:30] Malvolio [507/551] has come upon kenyon [775/987] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:36:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/14/22 17:44:48] Malvolio [117/551] has come upon adamus1red [25/822] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:57:11 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/15/22 09:46:29] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:55 towards level 54.
[08/15/22 10:10:37] Malvolio [155/551] has come upon SuzakuMedli [275/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:11:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/16/22 23:58:53] Malvolio [476/551] has come upon heisenbug [484/561] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:04:32 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/17/22 04:21:01] Malvolio, pasquale, and elf [514/2101] have team battled KyloRen, cremefresh, and EddieT137 [1275/2117] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/22 08:44:05] tsr [161/693] has challenged Malvolio [279/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:36 is added to tsr's clock.
[08/17/22 15:33:29] contyk [260/490] has challenged Malvolio [190/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from contyk's clock.
[08/18/22 15:41:03] Malvolio [77/551] has come upon Zeno [1/438] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:56:17 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/18/22 16:49:03] Puff, Malvolio, and kptr [1640/1849] have team battled Pinkman, "\@_, and io [38/2775] and won! 0 days, 20:03:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 01:52:26] KindOne [33/461] has challenged Malvolio [171/551] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:29:44 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/20/22 10:54:04] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:51 towards level 54.
[08/20/22 12:59:26] achin [427/719] has challenged Malvolio [284/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:07:04 is removed from achin's clock.
[08/21/22 08:03:13] Malvolio [155/551] has challenged jayvee [557/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:54:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/26/22 18:33:04] Silvanus_Betrium, Pricey, and Aksej [195/1917] have team battled yNos, rawgreaze, and Malvolio [934/1921] and lost! 1 day, 01:26:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/22 06:54:01] Malvolio [259/551] has come upon nawcom [327/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:38:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/30/22 04:56:29] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:42 towards level 54.
[08/30/22 09:05:05] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:38 from level 54.
[08/31/22 22:03:28] Malvolio [407/551] has come upon Khorne [201/1013] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:54:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/01/22 06:07:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 08:18:00 toward level 54.
[09/01/22 12:41:19] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:37 from level 54.
[09/02/22 22:13:26] Malvolio, LeD, and enteral [1528/1694] have team battled Aksej, TheSilentLink, and brycec [193/2248] and won! 0 days, 02:00:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 16:37:11] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:40 towards level 54.
[09/04/22 15:15:17] pfoley [571/694] has challenged Malvolio [434/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:07 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[09/05/22 22:40:01] Malvolio [255/551] has challenged cadfael [1/762] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/06/22 04:18:50] Malvolio [47/551] has come upon crank [379/801] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:03:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/06/22 09:53:52] launchd [289/482] has come upon Malvolio [99/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:25:39 is removed from launchd's clock.
[09/06/22 23:31:52] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:11 towards level 55.
[09/07/22 23:32:23] Malvolio [131/551] has challenged caeli [465/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:59:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/08/22 06:25:50] ecs [133/186] has challenged Malvolio [243/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to ecs's clock.
[09/15/22 16:49:03] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:54:51 from level 55.
[09/16/22 00:12:43] pasquale [230/924] has challenged Malvolio [339/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:57 is added to pasquale's clock.
[09/17/22 15:20:57] Koffa [209/677] has challenged Malvolio [248/551] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:46:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/17/22 21:47:17] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:47 towards level 55.
[09/18/22 11:09:13] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:34:44 from level 55.
[09/19/22 07:53:28] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:05:15 from level 55.
[09/19/22 10:41:41] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:53 towards level 55.
[09/22/22 00:58:34] Malvolio was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:24:23 from level 55.
[09/22/22 01:11:33] Malvolio was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:17 from level 55.
[09/22/22 11:07:47] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:46 towards level 55.
[09/22/22 20:00:59] Malvolio [100/551] has come upon drahthaar [98/995] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:14:54 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/23/22 00:08:11] Malvolio [439/551] has come upon nya [165/790] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:24:19 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/23/22 04:11:08] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:58 towards level 55.
[09/23/22 06:49:36] Malvolio [178/551] has come upon Geoff [275/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:39:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/23/22 20:52:29] Malvolio [223/551] has challenged Misza [260/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:58:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/24/22 20:57:31] Malvolio [248/551] has challenged yano [269/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:29:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/25/22 04:53:59] binaryhermit [66/84] has come upon Malvolio [379/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:50 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[09/25/22 16:06:20] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:04 towards level 55.
[09/25/22 23:20:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 05:42:49 toward level 55.
[09/26/22 09:25:29] Malvolio [398/551] has come upon Tabmow [647/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:19:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/26/22 20:31:55] Malvolio [255/551] has come upon ukleinek [311/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:54:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/28/22 03:23:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 1 day, 13:36:26 toward level 55.
[09/28/22 05:31:40] idleevil, Yuhno, and hdm [1326/2380] have team battled Malvolio, V, and fstrelok [82/1613] and won! 0 days, 17:13:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 11:15:35] cfjk [507/596] has challenged Malvolio [197/551] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:12:26 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/28/22 17:29:37] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:09 towards level 55.
[09/28/22 18:02:38] Malvolio [411/551] has come upon Lord255 [537/552] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/30/22 14:53:57] Malvolio [73/566] has challenged Chuck [495/679] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/04/22 08:07:32] Malvolio [300/566] has come upon hdm [727/944] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:59:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/04/22 18:03:09] Malvolio [45/566] has come upon megubyte [112/565] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:12:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/05/22 13:36:14] Ferris, Malvolio, and Gorek [1663/2217] have team battled buyoq, Psilocybe, and misha [1135/2519] and won! 1 day, 02:32:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 20:39:55] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:00:52 from level 56.
[10/06/22 01:34:07] nawcom, Chuck, and wowbagger [201/1648] have team battled buzel, cfjk, and Malvolio [612/2024] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/22 22:59:29] Malvolio [7/566] has come upon thornrag [475/702] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:17:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/08/22 18:26:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 11 days, 02:59:57 toward level 56.
[10/10/22 07:30:50] Malvolio broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:06:05 from level 56.
[10/10/22 12:36:07] cadfael, shikhin, and bg [662/2827] have team battled DownAndUp, Malvolio, and Notir [708/2026] and lost! 2 days, 14:58:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/22 12:58:59] Malvolio [222/566] has come upon Khorne [463/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:38:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/10/22 19:53:23] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:28:07 towards level 56.
[10/11/22 00:19:41] tsr [407/713] has challenged Malvolio [438/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:12:07 is added to tsr's clock.
[10/11/22 02:11:48] vegadark, Malvolio, and _sh [316/1978] have team battled sc, Aelane, and ephemer0l [249/2202] and won! 1 day, 14:03:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/22 03:13:04] Malvolio [145/566] has come upon RussellB [892/904] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:24:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/12/22 12:42:30] TheSilentLink, Yarosh, and Malvolio [1109/1766] have team battled freeboson, Wam, and kptr [1205/2450] and lost! 4 days, 06:27:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/22 17:47:32] Malvolio [388/566] has come upon Thorael [476/695] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:52:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/14/22 05:16:59] Malvolio [434/566] has come upon Tabmow [436/830] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:19:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/14/22 14:19:22] d4n13L, heisenbug, and kzootech [33/1655] have team battled crysis, Malvolio, and Lnk [2014/2155] and lost! 1 day, 16:32:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/22 02:36:02] Malvolio has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:55:41 from level 56.
[10/15/22 19:44:19] Wolf [369/808] has challenged Malvolio [209/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:15 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[10/16/22 14:02:29] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:29 towards level 56.
[10/16/22 15:26:59] Malvolio [295/566] has come upon Cirdan [355/978] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:03:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/17/22 13:51:08] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:30 towards level 56.
[10/17/22 22:55:13] DrinkyBird [319/927] has challenged Malvolio [358/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:44 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/18/22 21:19:26] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:07:16 towards level 56.
[10/19/22 21:17:54] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:40:22 from level 56.
[10/20/22 00:49:39] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:09 towards level 56.
[10/21/22 17:16:46] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:21 towards level 56.
[10/21/22 23:26:20] binaryhermit, sbp, and Malvolio [243/1392] have team battled Lord255, KindOne, and hax404 [1189/1444] and lost! 0 days, 05:45:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/22 00:15:48] Malvolio [69/566] has challenged binaryhermit [257/404] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:15:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/22/22 13:44:58] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:55:45 from level 56.
[10/22/22 23:38:06] thornrag, Malvolio, and BastelBot [400/1802] have team battled TimeWarp, jjasghar, and talisein [1314/2493] and lost! 1 day, 01:26:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/22 09:14:00] SSLbits, io, and Malvolio [2064/2256] have team battled CodeGeek, CornFly, and signofzeta [516/2546] and won! 3 days, 03:02:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/22 15:32:18] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:25 towards level 56.
[10/26/22 07:49:12] style, Drin, and Malvolio [11/1677] have team battled JigmeDatse, Zaratustra, and ToHellWithGA [837/2476] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/22 17:59:16] CompanionCube [583/679] has come upon Malvolio [226/566] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:29:17 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[10/27/22 03:58:59] Malvolio [185/566] has come upon scumola [156/923] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:09:06 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/30/22 02:19:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 04:14:49 toward level 56.
[10/30/22 15:45:50] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:55 from level 56.
[10/31/22 22:27:37] Malvolio, Zaratustra, and Misza [1128/2311] have team battled ramdac, kiska, and Thorael [1928/2166] and lost! 2 days, 04:43:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/22 06:19:51] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:37 towards level 56.
[11/02/22 07:26:21] Malvolio [248/566] has come upon zbe [652/1030] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:10:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/03/22 08:39:04] Malvolio [460/566] has come upon slim [14/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:42:12 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/05/22 10:07:01] zbe [724/1030] has challenged Malvolio [170/566] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:46:31 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/06/22 01:04:38] Malvolio bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:14:24 from level 56.
[11/09/22 13:32:14] Lnk [580/851] has challenged Malvolio [528/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:50 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/09/22 14:47:57] ToHellWithGA, vegadark, and Chuck [825/2364] have team battled noex, kiska, and Malvolio [799/2182] and won! 0 days, 11:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/22 15:23:03] Kritzefitz [457/1024] has come upon Malvolio [501/566] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:56:29 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[11/09/22 17:44:20] Malvolio [343/566] has come upon hax404 [176/434] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:56:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/09/22 22:00:35] talisein [208/751] has come upon Malvolio [79/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:19:05 is removed from talisein's clock.
[11/11/22 19:44:13] Malvolio [452/566] has challenged rawgreaze [830/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:45:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/11/22 21:28:50] Misza [659/1011] has come upon Malvolio [368/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:17:42 is removed from Misza's clock.
[11/11/22 22:20:42] freeboson, crank, and Algernon [1011/2484] have team battled _sh, Malvolio, and JamCow [1864/2215] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/22 03:20:35] linear [282/355] has challenged Malvolio [308/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to linear's clock.
[11/13/22 00:57:59] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:44:52 from level 56.
[11/13/22 06:32:02] Malvolio [295/566] has come upon shikhin [135/961] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:33:37 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/13/22 16:53:54] keepermurph [75/562] has challenged Malvolio [81/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:16 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[11/13/22 19:23:34] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:10 towards level 56.
[11/14/22 15:51:41] Beefcan, Malvolio, and linear [1004/1640] have team battled Chuck, Crazycatlady, and vegadark [266/2077] and won! 0 days, 04:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/22 17:59:19] Theleveler [484/1152] has challenged Malvolio [532/566] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:47:10 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[11/16/22 22:18:06] Dutchgriffon [6/8] has challenged Malvolio [320/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Dutchgriffon's clock.
[11/17/22 00:11:15] JamCow [427/861] has challenged Malvolio [128/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:03:41 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/17/22 13:14:04] Malvolio [61/566] has challenged Stevland [210/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:23:33 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/18/22 12:32:04] Malvolio [515/566] has come upon cfjk [200/627] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:35:50 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/20/22 00:45:11] Malvolio [8/566] has come upon kptr [100/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:00:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/20/22 00:54:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:09:16 from level 56.
[11/20/22 15:32:12] style, pyre, and Malvolio [79/1892] have team battled buzel, simple, and Ecko [2495/2805] and lost! 0 days, 16:17:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/22 17:38:42] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:54 towards level 56.
[11/22/22 15:19:47] sc [264/742] has come upon Malvolio [295/566] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:40:36 is added to sc's clock.
[11/23/22 04:46:04] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:27 towards level 56.
[11/23/22 22:08:13] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:05 towards level 56.
[11/24/22 10:21:07] canton7, xbill, and Malvolio [99/2326] have team battled Asara, Acolarh, and AlinConstantin [1232/1900] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/22 06:09:23] Malvolio [257/566] has come upon dwfreed [49/1152] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:43:05 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/25/22 18:32:21] Malvolio [480/566] has challenged CrashOverride [174/864] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:06:53 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/25/22 21:28:45] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:24:12 towards level 57.
[11/27/22 18:09:59] bg [577/1095] has come upon Malvolio [436/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:26:05 is removed from bg's clock.
[11/29/22 15:37:22] bananaboat [448/820] has come upon Malvolio [90/566] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:30:36 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/30/22 10:22:49] tmberg [678/744] has challenged Malvolio [207/566] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:42:32 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/01/22 14:05:35] Malvolio [243/566] has come upon ZOTTA [636/763] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:42:43 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/04/22 18:47:02] Malvolio [440/566] has challenged ZOTTA [259/763] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:59:42 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/05/22 02:48:27] \dev\ice [47/278] has challenged Malvolio [93/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/06/22 09:36:19] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:21:58 from level 57.
[12/06/22 23:41:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 07:25:37 from level 57.
[12/07/22 01:36:16] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:02:28 towards level 57.
[12/07/22 06:53:10] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:53:30 towards level 57.
[12/07/22 14:35:47] SirBummelz [319/831] has come upon Malvolio [28/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:49 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[12/09/22 15:58:12] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:45 towards level 57.
[12/11/22 06:56:43] Minus, SSLbits, and anarcat [2136/2615] have team battled MetaNova, dwfreed, and Malvolio [561/2440] and won! 0 days, 08:08:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 09:35:26] ChowderKeg, Cockatrice, and cfjk [30/2209] have team battled Kritzefitz, t3chn0, and Malvolio [1243/2489] and lost! 2 days, 07:02:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/22 20:23:16] EddieT137, Destruia, and Kachin [1393/2717] have team battled brycec, elf, and Malvolio [1883/2291] and lost! 6 days, 17:49:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/22 05:32:24] Dan, Kachin, and Malvolio [50/1873] have team battled MetaNova, CornFly, and el [1607/2105] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/22 15:49:56] sam [555/889] has challenged Malvolio [111/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/17/22 22:24:19] norrland [116/149] has come upon Malvolio [56/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:31 is removed from norrland's clock.
[12/18/22 07:04:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 1 day, 23:21:43 toward level 57.
[12/18/22 07:39:19] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:54 from level 57.
[12/19/22 10:16:03] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:17 towards level 57.
[12/19/22 10:25:14] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:22 towards level 57.
[12/21/22 06:18:36] crysis, SuzakuMedli, and bananaboat [2461/2481] have team battled adamus1red, wowbagger, and Malvolio [1444/1876] and won! 0 days, 09:28:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/22 09:22:40] Malvolio [495/566] has come upon adamus1red [539/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:24:45 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/21/22 12:06:43] Malvolio [355/566] has come upon aqsd [219/793] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:01:58 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/22/22 16:29:46] tsr, pasquale, and Malvolio [1851/2287] have team battled Minus, GilbertErik, and fstrelok [161/2260] and won! 0 days, 18:32:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 08:35:38] HeavyPodda [244/634] has challenged Malvolio [481/566] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:51:10 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/23/22 08:59:35] ChowderKeg, Centrixx, and jaxson [1094/2438] have team battled nawcom, Malvolio, and GilbertErik [627/1852] and won! 1 day, 16:54:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 00:04:25] SuzakuMedli, binaryhermit, and Malvolio [2093/2298] have team battled MetaNova, pasquale, and TimeWarp [406/2557] and won! 0 days, 00:18:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 00:39:03] Malvolio, herald, and vegadark [805/1940] have team battled aqsd, shikhin, and jaxson [237/2307] and won! 0 days, 18:11:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 03:31:17] Malvolio ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:59:26 from level 57.
[12/26/22 10:45:54] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:09 towards level 57.
[12/26/22 21:34:53] sky, Malvolio, and sam [1036/2390] have team battled JigmeDatse, crysis, and Techman [1313/2502] and lost! 0 days, 20:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 22:40:01] Asara [56/852] has come upon Malvolio [546/566] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:19:47 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/27/22 04:43:37] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:03 towards level 57.
[01/10/23 05:43:10] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:39 towards level 57.
[01/14/23 07:36:30] ukleinek [564/566] has challenged Malvolio [97/566] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:36:05 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/14/23 20:39:29] Malvolio [477/566] has challenged canton7 [254/829] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/16/23 07:47:30] Malvolio [450/566] has challenged yNos [236/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:01:44 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/17/23 09:36:37] Malvolio [312/566] has come upon Matthew [155/577] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:19:10 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/17/23 21:11:34] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:55 towards level 57.
[01/18/23 15:39:59] Malvolio, shikhin, and jayvee [988/2656] have team battled sky, Psilocybe, and xbill [274/2953] and won! 0 days, 11:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/23 06:10:16] Malvolio [399/566] has challenged t3chn0 [320/906] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:40 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/20/23 14:12:13] Malvolio [246/566] has challenged Affliction [744/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:51 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/21/23 15:10:34] Malvolio lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:17 from level 57.
[01/22/23 04:02:36] Malvolio [310/566] has come upon wille [571/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/24/23 19:48:46] pants [275/1170] has challenged Malvolio [513/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:02 is added to pants's clock.
[01/26/23 12:14:23] Lnk [381/839] has come upon Malvolio [14/566] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:37:27 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/27/23 19:38:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 09:42:28 toward level 57.
[01/28/23 20:13:53] Malvolio [474/566] has come upon Bluedog [618/833] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/28/23 23:19:50] Algernon, Destruia, and Malvolio [1930/2095] have team battled Kachin, Pinkman, and Fehu [992/2443] and won! 0 days, 00:27:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 01:25:48] bananaboat, Angelina, and Malvolio [518/2138] have team battled Berserker, Affliction, and pants [354/2566] and won! 0 days, 04:58:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 21:20:19] Malvolio [417/587] has challenged Crazycatlady [434/720] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/05/23 09:11:59] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:25:40 from level 58.
[02/05/23 11:06:22] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:43:47 towards level 58.
[02/09/23 03:46:05] Malvolio [467/587] has come upon _sh [498/784] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:10:46 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/11/23 13:23:34] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:00:37 towards level 58.
[02/11/23 16:07:05] Malvolio [297/587] has challenged ttrs [66/398] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:01:19 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/15/23 14:10:57] ChowderKeg, CrashOverride, and Malvolio [534/2202] have team battled Affliction, TimeWarp, and BastelBot [168/2516] and won! 0 days, 17:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/23 22:42:19] Malvolio [65/587] has come upon elf [582/695] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:06:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/16/23 08:20:50] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:08 towards level 58.
[02/18/23 08:37:52] ToHellWithGA [190/1054] has challenged Malvolio [408/587] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:55:30 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/19/23 19:20:10] Malvolio [144/587] has come upon sky [19/896] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:24:57 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/20/23 14:17:02] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:38 towards level 58.
[02/20/23 17:56:33] Malvolio [101/587] has come upon ToHellWithGA [457/1054] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:40:26 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/21/23 17:40:47] toxicfem69 [57/96] has challenged Malvolio [412/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to toxicfem69's clock.
[02/22/23 08:33:09] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:13:49 towards level 58.
[02/25/23 04:12:11] Malvolio, nawcom, and laama [1295/2222] have team battled tomgus1, bananaboat, and Berserker [227/1869] and won! 2 days, 20:12:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/23 19:23:12] Wam [601/1052] has challenged Malvolio [567/587] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:26:30 is removed from Wam's clock.
[02/28/23 14:26:51] Lenny_ [176/634] has challenged Malvolio [539/587] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:15:29 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[03/01/23 02:50:10] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:40:52 from level 58.
[03/01/23 11:15:46] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:49 towards level 58.
[03/02/23 06:41:34] Gangsterish, Malvolio, and hax404 [399/1439] have team battled elf, SuzakuMedli, and Minus [1795/2643] and lost! 0 days, 15:36:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/23 20:37:34] zcy [253/656] has challenged Malvolio [38/587] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:01:41 is removed from zcy's clock.
[03/02/23 22:47:45] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:31:34 from level 58.
[03/04/23 06:55:43] krustenkaese [250/321] has challenged Malvolio [58/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from krustenkaese's clock.
[03/04/23 06:55:43] In the fierce battle, Malvolio dropped their level 178 weapon! krustenkaese picks it up, tossing their old level 15 weapon to Malvolio.
[03/09/23 02:50:32] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:32 towards level 58.
[03/10/23 18:17:24] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:50 towards level 58.
[03/11/23 07:07:27] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:39 towards level 58.
[03/11/23 11:51:39] GRIZZLYMAN [206/437] has come upon Malvolio [155/424] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:49:23 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[03/12/23 23:22:34] Malvolio [348/424] has come upon Aksej [855/994] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:35:39 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/13/23 04:15:36] Asara, pwae, and elf [533/2340] have team battled Ecko, Malvolio, and cfebsv2 [832/1636] and lost! 1 day, 21:55:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/23 08:30:02] ToHellWithGA [78/1153] has come upon Malvolio [223/424] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:12:28 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[03/13/23 11:52:56] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:02:25 towards level 58.
[03/14/23 04:22:02] Malvolio, bfft, and Nysdar [289/1861] have team battled kevkev, Fehu, and dyvonna [656/1964] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/23 21:30:31] talisein, nya, and tomgus1 [450/2448] have team battled Malvolio, shikhin, and ufo-piloot [1288/2014] and lost! 3 days, 09:12:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 00:51:10] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:46:38 towards level 58.
[03/15/23 05:53:45] sc, LeD, and Faradome [876/2057] have team battled alexlehm, Malvolio, and Affliction [529/1607] and won! 0 days, 12:29:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/23 08:14:48] anarcat [81/1179] has come upon Malvolio [286/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:31:41 is added to anarcat's clock.
[03/22/23 02:54:30] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:02:05 from level 58.
[03/22/23 14:57:21] Malvolio [322/428] has come upon thatmint [426/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:17:31 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/22/23 23:48:33] muirrum [166/591] has come upon Malvolio [306/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:04:32 is added to muirrum's clock.
[03/23/23 05:44:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 1 day, 17:57:11 toward level 58.
[03/23/23 18:06:14] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:37 towards level 58.
[03/23/23 21:45:35] Omega, Puff, and gradator [642/2256] have team battled MadMan, Malvolio, and laama [294/1846] and won! 2 days, 09:26:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/23 18:10:49] "\@_, Thorael, and Malvolio [294/2274] have team battled idlegood, crank, and gradator [1727/1942] and lost! 1 day, 20:26:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/23 11:00:12] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:08 towards level 58.
[03/28/23 13:30:51] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:46 towards level 58.
[03/28/23 18:31:32] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:29 towards level 58.
[03/31/23 02:12:17] Malvolio [38/428] has challenged Khorne [719/1119] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:33:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/31/23 23:09:08] Malvolio [143/428] has come upon Thorael [46/673] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:16:32 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/01/23 00:13:15] SSLbits, washclof, and Lnk [1171/2506] have team battled VOID, Malvolio, and hdm [63/2178] and won! 2 days, 23:15:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/23 07:34:19] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:02 towards level 58.
[04/01/23 10:06:13] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:34 towards level 58.
[04/01/23 19:57:10] Blohsh [21/43] has challenged Malvolio [95/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[04/02/23 16:22:26] Berserker, caeli, and "\@_ [555/2435] have team battled postikana, Malvolio, and Wolf [924/1744] and lost! 3 days, 03:23:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/23 19:26:58] enteral, idleneutral, and Malvolio [1721/1801] have team battled shikhin, TheSilentLink, and Abe [1569/2444] and won! 1 day, 02:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/23 10:52:42] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:22 towards level 58.
[04/05/23 22:38:49] Pricey, Acolarh, and fstrelok [46/2188] have team battled herald, Malvolio, and blabber [1711/2226] and lost! 3 days, 12:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/23 13:21:31] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:44 towards level 58.
[04/11/23 06:52:43] Malvolio [28/428] has come upon jacob1 [640/1118] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:05:52 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/18/23 03:32:18] damyan, pwae, and CrashOverride [1861/2260] have team battled Malvolio, ukleinek, and CodeGeek [1266/2173] and won! 9 days, 22:21:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/23 09:30:22] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:34 towards level 58.
[04/24/23 06:53:33] Malvolio, cateye, and gradator [617/1370] have team battled noex, Togra, and ahmubashshir [1601/1975] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/23 11:28:49] Malvolio [152/428] has challenged SuzakuMedli [812/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:30:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/01/23 12:59:03] Malvolio [108/428] has challenged DrinkyBird [605/1228] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:25:17 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/02/23 02:54:33] Acolarh [740/984] has come upon Malvolio [153/428] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:48:51 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[05/02/23 10:06:36] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:11:08 from level 58.
[05/02/23 15:16:09] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:04 towards level 58.
[05/02/23 21:09:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 00:48:18 from level 58.
[05/03/23 10:58:44] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:35 towards level 58.
[05/03/23 13:49:01] cpli [274/278] has come upon Malvolio [186/428] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:50:17 is removed from cpli's clock.
[05/06/23 02:56:28] enteral, Malvolio, and ufo-piloot [1036/1727] have team battled Fehu, canton7, and gusto [1065/2163] and lost! 3 days, 04:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/23 22:27:06] Malvolio [231/428] has challenged JamCow [611/737] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:45:51 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/07/23 04:10:15] washclof [550/1097] has challenged Malvolio [100/428] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:31:52 is removed from washclof's clock.
[05/08/23 01:06:20] washclof, Malvolio, and Togra [1052/2202] have team battled zbe, StalkR, and blabber [2978/3145] and lost! 6 days, 00:16:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/23 01:55:35] Yarosh, Angelina, and Aksej [273/2271] have team battled Mat, Malvolio, and StalkR [946/1881] and lost! 8 days, 21:06:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/23 03:07:30] Malvolio [228/428] has come upon Bluedog [754/847] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:52:53 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/11/23 03:54:03] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:55:52 towards level 58.
[05/12/23 14:56:57] CodeB [305/632] has challenged Malvolio [230/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:56:48 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[05/12/23 16:09:49] Malvolio [248/428] has come upon t3chn0 [254/948] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:10:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/12/23 18:57:50] Kurenai [631/913] has challenged Malvolio [122/428] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:31:24 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[05/12/23 19:33:25] kinus, Nysdar, and Malvolio [257/2073] have team battled Mat, ion, and nowz [145/1883] and won! 1 day, 01:31:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/23 00:59:10] solarsparq [272/676] has challenged Malvolio [15/428] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:50:20 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[05/13/23 16:51:04] enteral [106/695] has come upon Malvolio [126/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:28:29 is added to enteral's clock.
[05/14/23 06:27:22] Malvolio [108/428] has come upon Ankhers [594/726] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:48:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/14/23 14:22:36] Covid-19 [649/958] has come upon Malvolio [313/428] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:54:29 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[05/15/23 04:32:06] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:31:15 towards level 58.
[05/15/23 23:55:02] adamus1red, Asara, and nawcom [821/2857] have team battled Malvolio, Drin, and ufo-piloot [1137/1772] and lost! 1 day, 22:56:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/23 05:34:14] Przemek, Tabmow, and nawcom [936/2216] have team battled Kritzefitz, TimeWarp, and Malvolio [1188/2292] and lost! 2 days, 00:49:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/23 10:54:10] Malvolio slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Malvolio's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/17/23 14:01:30] kinus, kenyon, Malvolio, and Fehu have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/23 20:25:44] \dev\ice, Fenrik, and idleneutral [1491/2680] have team battled Malvolio, scumola, and Dan [1027/1881] and won! 1 day, 04:10:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/23 11:33:42] Malvolio, Ankhers, and Stevland [509/2172] have team battled Bluedog, adamus1red, and EddieT137 [697/2978] and lost! 5 days, 11:46:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/23 16:35:11] Malvolio [80/421] has come upon thornrag [162/696] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:33:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/19/23 02:02:59] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:01:05 towards level 58.
[05/20/23 00:23:00] Asara, Dan, and pwae [1216/2211] have team battled bobvador, HeavyPodda, and Malvolio [799/2140] and won! 0 days, 01:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 06:10:54] Malvolio [237/421] has come upon CornFly [438/808] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:52:50 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/22/23 21:19:19] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:41:03 towards level 58.
[05/23/23 06:22:22] Sorin, JamCow, and RussellB [61/2298] have team battled Malvolio, sam, and Techman [1415/2358] and lost! 1 day, 11:17:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/23 20:55:00] Malvolio [119/421] has come upon Matthew [38/679] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:37:32 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/25/23 08:44:46] Malvolio saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:31:06 from level 58.
[05/25/23 09:38:51] Malvolio died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:46:48 from level 58.
[05/25/23 13:06:31] Malvolio [267/421] has challenged EddieT137 [591/1043] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:46:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/26/23 03:51:34] gideonstar [208/241] has challenged Malvolio [350/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[05/26/23 04:22:38] Malvolio [80/421] has come upon Gorek [507/1060] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:56:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/26/23 23:14:29] Kachin [75/1009] has challenged Malvolio [297/421] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:15:46 is added to Kachin's clock.
[05/28/23 02:30:37] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:08:41 from level 58.
[05/28/23 09:53:49] Malvolio [303/421] has come upon Puff [365/707] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:55:02 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/31/23 07:30:48] Feras, freeboson, Nysdar, and Malvolio have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/23 17:41:05] canton7 [32/892] has challenged Malvolio [342/421] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:10:07 is added to canton7's clock.
[06/02/23 18:58:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 5 days, 18:31:36 toward level 58.
[06/02/23 22:32:00] JamCow, TimeWarp, and cfjk [689/2130] have team battled Malvolio, dwfreed, and Russell [1310/2545] and lost! 1 day, 00:51:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/23 06:31:19] Garg [185/217] has challenged Malvolio [335/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/05/23 23:39:43] Thorael, buzel, Malvolio, and Lnk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/23 23:39:58] Malvolio [82/421] has come upon buzel [317/697] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:49:23 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/06/23 03:50:41] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:45 towards level 58.
[06/06/23 06:48:17] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:29 towards level 58.
[06/07/23 20:11:52] Malvolio, gusto, and d4n13L [761/1670] have team battled boscage, Destruia, and ahmubashshir [1588/1996] and lost! 1 day, 22:29:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/23 02:42:52] noex, nya, and thornrag [2372/2400] have team battled tsr, Malvolio, and SuzakuMedli [926/2355] and won! 1 day, 08:50:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 07:06:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 10 days, 09:47:16 toward level 58.
[06/10/23 23:54:41] bg, Malvolio, and jayvee [914/2206] have team battled EddieT137, allo, and adamus1red [1293/2950] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/23 11:26:06] Malvolio, Bluedog, and mordac [66/1918] have team battled Gorek, MadMan, and Kachin [1614/2661] and lost! 0 days, 20:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/23 04:52:10] Malvolio [136/421] has come upon dyvonna [367/1054] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/13/23 23:50:12] bookworm [82/671] has challenged Malvolio [94/421] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:54:56 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/14/23 01:09:29] Crazycatlady, bg, and Neil [2180/2527] have team battled Malvolio, h00k, and Garg [821/1223] and won! 1 day, 02:44:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/23 11:48:02] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:43 towards level 58.
[06/16/23 03:05:53] Malvolio [95/421] has challenged ToHellWithGA [696/1192] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/16/23 21:46:25] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:00 towards level 58.
[06/20/23 16:23:01] Malvolio [267/421] has come upon ukleinek [317/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:52:26 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/22/23 23:25:36] Malvolio was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:34 from level 58.
[06/24/23 16:08:21] hax404 [469/491] has challenged Malvolio [220/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:12:21 is removed from hax404's clock.
[06/24/23 17:08:38] Malvolio [174/421] has challenged bookworm [159/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:59:57 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/26/23 07:47:10] Malvolio, "\@_, and soltys [2122/2601] have team battled sky, CornFly, and Cirdan [756/2941] and won! 0 days, 10:34:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/23 20:42:04] Nuae, Blohsh, and allo [556/2099] have team battled Malvolio, Luca, and exergy [930/1452] and lost! 0 days, 18:13:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/23 03:34:06] Khorne [171/1116] has come upon Malvolio [108/421] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:43:02 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[06/30/23 18:59:20] Malvolio [362/421] has come upon Blohsh [301/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:09 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/30/23 19:01:53] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:47 towards level 58.
[07/01/23 02:39:22] Malvolio [203/421] has challenged Asara [748/897] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/01/23 02:50:57] Malvolio [125/421] has challenged zbe [1008/1158] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:26:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/01/23 18:15:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 12 days, 22:33:24 toward level 59.
[07/02/23 09:58:35] Malvolio [414/421] has challenged Chuck [291/711] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:54:51 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/03/23 06:16:38] Malvolio misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:30:53 from level 59.
[07/03/23 08:03:50] Malvolio [29/421] has challenged idlebot [1270/1378] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:20:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/08/23 05:06:41] Malvolio [393/421] has come upon hax404 [306/501] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:51:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/09/23 11:55:12] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:48 towards level 59.
[07/09/23 13:52:38] Malvolio [324/421] has come upon Covid-19 [18/935] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:32:27 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/09/23 16:49:12] Acolarh, nya, and Malvolio [649/2619] have team battled IFireflyl, pfoley, and Bluedog [32/2189] and won! 1 day, 21:42:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/23 11:44:28] Malvolio [203/421] has challenged slim [223/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:26:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/10/23 11:57:46] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:47 towards level 59.
[07/10/23 23:38:34] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:33 towards level 59.
[07/12/23 13:14:08] elf [613/1040] has come upon Malvolio [358/421] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:40:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/15/23 03:48:32] Minus [618/927] has challenged Malvolio [371/421] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:12:40 is removed from Minus's clock.
[07/15/23 15:05:12] Malvolio [270/421] has challenged kptr [179/576] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:29:32 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/15/23 18:34:49] Omega, signofzeta, and Russell [1585/3016] have team battled Malvolio, brycec, and Lenny_ [2724/2785] and lost! 0 days, 16:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/23 10:09:23] damyan [198/793] has challenged Malvolio [415/421] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:24:00 is added to damyan's clock.
[07/18/23 15:56:18] Malvolio fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:12:23 from level 59.
[07/19/23 01:05:49] medivh [604/610] has challenged Malvolio [304/421] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from medivh's clock.
[07/19/23 06:22:57] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:07 towards level 59.
[07/19/23 06:36:12] Malvolio fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:58:22 from level 59.
[07/19/23 22:07:21] signofzeta [310/1015] has come upon Malvolio [212/424] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:47:18 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[07/20/23 19:32:50] Malvolio [423/424] has challenged CompanionCube [805/863] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:01:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/21/23 03:34:36] arkie [92/681] has challenged Malvolio [109/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:20:02 is added to arkie's clock.
[07/21/23 05:08:28] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:12 towards level 59.
[07/22/23 07:09:33] Minus, rawgreaze, and Przemek [2260/2534] have team battled Malvolio, ahmubashshir, and happymeal [102/1486] and won! 1 day, 12:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/23 08:21:25] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:06 towards level 59.
[07/22/23 18:09:24] tswsl [334/711] has come upon Malvolio [64/424] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:39:33 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[07/22/23 21:10:09] drahthaar, enteral, and canton7 [1607/2723] have team battled DontEvenPeek, EddieT137, and Malvolio [114/2073] and won! 3 days, 20:16:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/23 23:44:16] Malvolio [56/424] has challenged allo [743/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:04:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/23/23 16:44:54] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:49:07 towards level 59.
[07/25/23 04:33:56] Malvolio [7/424] has come upon MetaNova [36/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:02:03 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/25/23 10:00:01] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:49 towards level 59.
[07/25/23 14:58:32] Malvolio [113/424] has challenged TimWolla [53/1009] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:39:15 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/27/23 12:11:22] Malvolio, Sombra, and "\@_ [328/2903] have team battled Arch, cfjk, and GRIZZLYMAN [1876/2147] and lost! 1 day, 18:30:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/23 21:13:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 2 days, 20:52:37 toward level 59.
[07/30/23 01:03:38] Malvolio lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:38 from level 59.
[07/31/23 12:45:53] scornn [55/445] has come upon Malvolio [233/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:04:21 is added to scornn's clock.
[07/31/23 14:49:14] Andrew [157/191] has challenged Malvolio [38/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Andrew's clock.
[07/31/23 20:32:38] Lnk [687/851] has challenged Malvolio [335/424] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:42:36 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/02/23 09:41:18] Malvolio [341/424] has challenged Matthew [534/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/02/23 14:04:17] Khorne [113/1127] has come upon Malvolio [172/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:27:27 is added to Khorne's clock.
[08/03/23 12:47:50] Malvolio [12/424] has challenged CodeGeek [1175/1295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:03:07 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/04/23 08:55:05] Yarosh, cadfael, and Chuck [1312/2154] have team battled Malvolio, Crazycatlady, and DontEvenPeek [2044/2099] and lost! 2 days, 07:32:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/23 11:02:22] Malvolio [0/424] has come upon h00k [53/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/04/23 18:07:13] unicron, Yarosh, and GRIZZLYMAN [1081/1880] have team battled Kurenai, Malvolio, and allo [62/2247] and won! 3 days, 03:45:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 03:10:40] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:59 towards level 59.
[08/08/23 05:16:14] Kat [113/219] has challenged Malvolio [53/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from Kat's clock.
[08/08/23 14:09:58] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:06 towards level 59.
[08/08/23 20:53:34] nathan [141/282] has challenged Malvolio [117/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from nathan's clock.
[08/08/23 21:40:51] Malvolio [250/424] has challenged Algernon [32/766] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/09/23 12:50:51] ter0 [14/279] has challenged Malvolio [50/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/09/23 21:55:27] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:09:10 towards level 60.
[08/11/23 00:52:31] nawcom, cfjk, and Malvolio [1882/2228] have team battled Covid-19, rawgreaze, and ToHellWithGA [380/3150] and won! 2 days, 11:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/23 16:39:39] anarcat [121/1219] has challenged Malvolio [104/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:14:13 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[08/13/23 19:24:32] Malvolio [104/424] has come upon yNos [833/880] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:02:01 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/14/23 16:15:30] gendish [24/215] has challenged Malvolio [296/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to gendish's clock.
[08/14/23 18:44:31] Malvolio misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:17:00 from level 60.
[08/15/23 03:53:22] TheSilentLink [702/961] has challenged Malvolio [328/424] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:19:51 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/15/23 03:53:22] TheSilentLink has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:42:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/16/23 04:09:07] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:54:21 from level 60.
[08/16/23 07:59:39] gendish [152/249] has challenged Malvolio [328/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to gendish's clock.
[08/16/23 12:02:30] Lilith [225/305] has challenged Malvolio [279/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Lilith's clock.
[08/16/23 22:01:53] Malvolio [127/424] has come upon talisein [465/651] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:39:53 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/17/23 14:02:16] buzel, HeavyPodda, and style [2159/2360] have team battled Malvolio, Omega, and Asara [1495/2393] and won! 0 days, 00:34:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/23 10:33:30] cfjk [658/854] has challenged Malvolio [72/424] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:22:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/19/23 16:32:19] Malvolio, tmberg, and idleevil [2064/2364] have team battled tsr, Kritzefitz, and Tabmow [617/2772] and won! 0 days, 01:35:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/23 02:21:56] Nysdar [14/962] has challenged Malvolio [105/424] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[08/20/23 02:22:02] Lenny_, Malvolio, and cfjk [780/2358] have team battled style, caeli, and sc [1239/2401] and lost! 7 days, 06:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/23 23:25:30] pants [797/1245] has challenged Malvolio [356/424] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:41:51 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/21/23 20:37:59] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:41:08 towards level 60.
[08/23/23 18:12:20] Malvolio [80/424] has come upon Tabmow [747/874] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:21:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/23/23 21:43:31] Malvolio [34/424] has challenged GilbertErik [616/799] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:43:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/24/23 00:44:14] Theleveler [369/653] has challenged Malvolio [9/424] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:48:05 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[08/24/23 04:58:12] Malvolio [353/424] has come upon Kurenai [60/986] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:39:42 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/26/23 08:43:54] Malvolio [242/424] has come upon Destruia [535/749] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:46:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/26/23 15:18:37] Malvolio, ion, and pfoley [1992/2112] have team battled Yarosh, StalkR, and cfjk [314/2402] and won! 0 days, 20:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/23 09:35:47] idleevil [97/855] has challenged Malvolio [23/424] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[08/27/23 15:04:50] roosterphant [4/12] has challenged Malvolio [133/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[08/27/23 23:42:04] Malvolio [22/424] has come upon megubyte [515/671] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:39:07 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/28/23 19:11:28] Asara [295/919] has challenged Malvolio [174/424] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:30:50 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/30/23 00:18:26] "\@_ [70/1208] has challenged Malvolio [167/424] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:43:56 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[08/30/23 08:18:17] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:58:54 towards level 60.
[09/02/23 03:06:29] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:11:07 from level 60.
[09/03/23 04:56:33] Malvolio, ToHellWithGA, and Pinkman [990/2536] have team battled Techman, Carl, and Russell [1724/2902] and lost! 4 days, 09:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/23 22:59:56] Malvolio [334/424] has come upon sky [624/953] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:27:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/05/23 19:58:07] CompanionCube [498/558] has challenged Malvolio [406/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:26:41 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[09/06/23 22:41:32] Aksej, Cirdan, and ChowderKeg [1384/2768] have team battled Russell, aqsd, and Malvolio [168/2248] and won! 4 days, 14:49:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/23 23:41:06] Malvolio [382/424] has come upon jacob1 [552/904] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:52:09 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/09/23 05:15:18] OobSaco [201/221] has challenged Malvolio [253/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to OobSaco's clock.
[09/10/23 18:05:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 10 days, 11:12:45 toward level 60.
[09/11/23 01:30:48] zifnab06 [209/631] has challenged Malvolio [171/424] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:30:45 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[09/12/23 16:23:11] Malvolio [290/424] has come upon ToHellWithGA [366/1226] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:58:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/13/23 20:40:34] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:17:49 towards level 60.
[09/14/23 02:37:12] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:19:01 from level 60.
[09/16/23 12:43:22] Drkmirror [213/287] has come upon Malvolio [187/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:03 is removed from Drkmirror's clock.
[09/16/23 13:47:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 20 days, 19:59:41 toward level 60.
[09/18/23 01:49:52] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:52:43 towards level 60.
[09/19/23 09:02:24] Bluedog [372/918] has challenged Malvolio [375/424] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[09/20/23 15:40:28] Malvolio [205/424] has come upon Lord255 [8/746] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:31:17 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/20/23 22:09:18] Malvolio [4/424] has come upon Yarosh [449/533] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:33:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/22/23 15:07:19] Malvolio, vegadark, and Mat [915/2259] have team battled Crazycatlady, adamus1red, and io [1024/2927] and lost! 2 days, 04:26:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/23 21:57:50] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:23 towards level 60.
[09/23/23 06:40:36] Malvolio [176/424] has challenged Asara [589/933] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/25/23 17:19:52] TheSilentLink [909/964] has challenged Malvolio [224/424] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:37:07 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/26/23 00:19:06] Malvolio [10/424] has come upon gegenschein [150/952] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:00:20 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/26/23 02:24:50] Malvolio [114/424] has come upon tmberg [6/1115] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:06:49 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/26/23 08:57:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 12:37:29 toward level 60.
[09/27/23 05:27:36] Malvolio [400/424] has come upon Khorne [540/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:39:42 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/27/23 17:22:33] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:43 towards level 60.
[09/27/23 18:20:41] Malvolio [107/424] has come upon Sario [232/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/28/23 16:25:05] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:56 towards level 60.
[09/28/23 17:37:09] Malvolio [393/424] has challenged gegenschein [36/995] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:08:31 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/29/23 07:27:04] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:46 towards level 60.
[09/30/23 18:31:50] Malvolio [438/562] has challenged Algernon [846/973] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/01/23 23:13:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 34 days, 03:55:35 from level 61.
[10/03/23 15:06:18] Malvolio [243/562] has come upon sparogy [379/627] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:41:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/03/23 21:06:11] Fehu [195/682] has come upon Malvolio [384/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:48:10 is added to Fehu's clock.
[10/05/23 06:19:21] Malvolio [406/562] has come upon idleevil [507/881] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:58:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/05/23 23:58:55] Malvolio [209/562] has come upon idleevil [495/881] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:39:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/06/23 06:07:36] Malvolio [81/562] has come upon blobdog [119/457] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:47:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/06/23 21:13:30] Malvolio [226/562] has come upon enteral [662/1024] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 14:13:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/07/23 06:35:19] tswsl [97/718] has challenged Malvolio [32/562] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:27:18 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[10/08/23 07:54:37] Malvolio [473/562] has come upon Kachin [606/1026] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 20:45:45 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/08/23 08:46:29] zbe, Malvolio, and pyre [84/2572] have team battled Sombra, idlegood, and Minus [1561/2799] and lost! 8 days, 00:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/23 15:54:51] Malvolio [506/562] has come upon kinus [581/697] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 22:02:45 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/08/23 20:35:21] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 09:22:59 from level 61.
[10/08/23 22:30:26] thornrag, Fehu, and sky [990/2394] have team battled caeli, Malvolio, and Thorael [1600/1938] and lost! 3 days, 09:21:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/23 16:10:51] Malvolio [154/562] has come upon idlegood [398/669] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 22:45:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/10/23 01:34:34] Fehu [219/682] has come upon Malvolio [425/562] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:51:59 is added to Fehu's clock.
[10/11/23 21:50:56] Malvolio [231/562] has challenged AlexS [117/518] in combat and won! 33 days, 06:59:43 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/14/23 00:52:08] hdm [190/1001] has come upon Malvolio [166/562] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:56:05 is removed from hdm's clock.
[10/14/23 15:25:48] tsr, talisein, and Kurenai [76/2545] have team battled Daikojun, Malvolio, and gegenschein [1368/2149] and lost! 1 day, 15:33:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 01:14:23] Paganel [270/774] has challenged Malvolio [60/562] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:59:03 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[10/16/23 09:48:48] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:33:00 towards level 61.
[10/17/23 08:01:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 87 days, 11:27:20 toward level 61.
[10/17/23 17:32:13] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/23 18:24:25] Malvolio [410/565] has challenged Cirdan [601/1052] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:43:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/19/23 06:33:07] Malvolio [144/565] has challenged misha [383/933] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:29:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/20/23 00:04:07] unicron, gideonstar, and washclof [2306/2493] have team battled Malvolio, canton7, and CompanionCube [863/1980] and won! 0 days, 04:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 02:12:05] Malvolio [441/565] has come upon washclof [1048/1111] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:06:52 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/20/23 05:09:45] Malvolio [156/565] has come upon SirNeo [758/872] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:54:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/21/23 05:00:38] Malvolio [429/565] has come upon Nysdar [943/957] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:06:32 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/25/23 08:32:36] Malvolio [229/565] has come upon sky [373/993] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 15:20:09 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/25/23 22:15:08] vectr0n [363/671] has challenged Malvolio [308/565] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:22:56 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[10/26/23 05:02:34] jacquesssss, Malvolio, and Jens [956/1836] have team battled Drkmirror, Affliction, and ukleinek [2106/2142] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/23 13:40:54] nya, insidesources, and Lenny_ [1939/2550] have team battled Malvolio, kptr, and canton7 [511/2033] and won! 0 days, 17:01:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 17:42:06] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:16:16 from level 61.
[10/30/23 03:39:28] Malvolio [529/565] has challenged ChowderKeg [423/601] in combat and won! 21 days, 23:42:02 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/30/23 10:22:58] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:19:34 towards level 61.
[11/01/23 13:53:46] V [1028/1166] has challenged Malvolio [496/565] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:09:20 is removed from V's clock.
[11/01/23 15:54:16] Malvolio [96/565] has challenged hax404 [312/634] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:02:32 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/02/23 04:59:35] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:55:37 towards level 61.
[11/02/23 06:57:57] Malvolio [328/565] has challenged Kritzefitz [19/1177] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:14:06 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/04/23 08:10:18] Malvolio [438/565] has challenged BenDover [342/496] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:31:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/05/23 19:22:39] Malvolio, VonToutCourt, and ion [1323/2892] have team battled elegy, tsr, and HeavyPodda [1697/2204] and lost! 4 days, 21:19:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/23 08:38:26] Malvolio [162/565] has come upon pfoley [588/1100] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:21:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/06/23 18:13:47] Rayke [34/395] has challenged Malvolio [128/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Rayke's clock.
[11/07/23 00:09:51] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:52:10 towards level 61.
[11/07/23 12:12:51] Malvolio, JigmeDatse, and drahthaar [906/2309] have team battled hax404, Celediel, and bg [1891/2188] and lost! 0 days, 23:07:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/23 14:53:29] Malvolio [86/565] has come upon ToHellWithGA [981/1235] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:49:03 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/10/23 07:45:59] Malvolio [551/565] has challenged GilbertErik [151/812] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:16:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/10/23 07:45:59] Malvolio has dealt GilbertErik a Critical Strike! 4 days, 08:28:32 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[11/11/23 13:57:08] Malvolio [108/565] has come upon Paganel [341/787] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:39:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/11/23 16:53:58] Malvolio [0/565] has challenged tomhek [741/1191] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:02:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/12/23 10:58:15] Rayke [267/395] has challenged Malvolio [188/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:15:39 is removed from Rayke's clock.
[11/12/23 19:06:24] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:18:31 from level 61.
[11/12/23 19:19:27] Malvolio [279/565] has come upon Forud [178/1026] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:29:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/13/23 06:34:12] Celediel, bg, and Sombra [2397/2730] have team battled Malvolio, Neil, and nya [1625/2346] and won! 1 day, 13:26:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/23 09:00:03] Chuck [108/688] has come upon Malvolio [391/565] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:28:43 is added to Chuck's clock.
[11/17/23 09:29:09] ahmubashshir [537/596] has challenged Malvolio [74/565] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:33:18 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[11/18/23 03:33:43] Malvolio [556/565] has challenged pants [371/1294] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:57:46 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/18/23 15:31:28] Malvolio, elf, and dbx12 [1546/2404] have team battled Cockatrice, idleevil, and Gorek [1402/2740] and won! 4 days, 15:33:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/23 21:36:59] Malvolio [307/565] has come upon Aksej [100/1091] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:07:35 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/18/23 21:36:59] Malvolio has dealt Aksej a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:31:24 is added to Aksej's clock.
[11/19/23 06:32:13] jfcaron [63/277] has challenged Malvolio [262/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to jfcaron's clock.
[11/20/23 06:37:26] Malvolio [101/565] has come upon cfjk [789/854] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:25:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/21/23 04:50:53] Malvolio [152/565] has challenged thornrag [274/637] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:27:20 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/21/23 11:12:04] Malvolio [134/565] has come upon brycec [395/1194] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:27:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/22/23 06:59:04] Yarosh, idlegood, and Malvolio [180/1778] have team battled Aksej, Chuck, and Cockatrice [2642/2678] and lost! 3 days, 18:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/23 10:22:46] Omega, Malvolio, and Lnk [1402/2445] have team battled TimWolla, idleneutral, and Techman [1699/2709] and lost! 6 days, 17:23:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/23 12:18:28] Malvolio [469/565] has come upon Kachin [492/1026] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:38:34 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/25/23 13:09:42] Malvolio, kenyon, and gegenschein [2013/2807] have team battled Tangles, mordac, and DividedByZero [1602/2028] and won! 3 days, 06:55:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/23 13:04:59] Ecko, blabber, and Affliction [555/3255] have team battled brycec, Malvolio, and adamus1red [2643/2713] and lost! 0 days, 19:26:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/23 05:03:14] JackyB [311/842] has come upon Malvolio [339/565] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:34:24 is added to JackyB's clock.
[11/29/23 12:34:25] rawgreaze [882/1032] has come upon Malvolio [85/565] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:13:41 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[11/30/23 04:46:47] Malvolio [201/565] has challenged DividedByZero [179/357] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:46:52 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/30/23 23:26:29] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:19 towards level 61.
[12/04/23 01:10:08] Malvolio [45/565] has challenged Fehu [588/612] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:12:43 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/04/23 22:05:27] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:04 towards level 61.
[12/05/23 16:17:34] Acolarh, Aksej, and Malvolio [301/2466] have team battled "\@_, Puff, and thornrag [1104/2537] and lost! 1 day, 21:32:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/23 04:23:00] tomhek [114/1235] has challenged Malvolio [435/565] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:31:53 is added to tomhek's clock.
[12/10/23 01:27:38] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:28 towards level 61.
[12/10/23 04:26:23] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:31:37 towards level 61.
[12/10/23 16:58:10] Malvolio [543/565] has come upon heisenbug [552/755] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:05:02 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/11/23 19:08:52] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:37:57 towards level 61.
[12/12/23 17:03:17] Malvolio [76/565] has challenged elf [843/1015] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:21:49 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/20/23 11:05:43] Malvolio [267/565] has come upon Jens [823/1141] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:04:33 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/21/23 10:42:21] HellSpawn, pastly, and Tabmow [740/2445] have team battled pyre, thatmint, and Malvolio [667/1989] and won! 2 days, 06:35:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/23 07:44:46] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:40 towards level 61.
[12/23/23 08:11:11] Malvolio [59/565] has challenged gusto [242/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:11:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/24/23 02:33:26] Malvolio [72/565] has come upon IFireflyl [164/746] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:17:33 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/25/23 08:36:40] Malvolio [58/565] has come upon brycec [882/1194] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:14:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/25/23 15:24:08] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:28 towards level 61.
[12/25/23 19:39:03] Malvolio [282/565] has come upon Abe [538/632] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:11:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/26/23 01:52:08] io [440/1169] has come upon Malvolio [256/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:56:12 is removed from io's clock.
[12/29/23 00:30:19] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:25:36 from level 61.
[12/29/23 04:04:07] Malvolio fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:17:25 from level 61.
[12/29/23 18:23:22] EddieT137 [756/1080] has come upon Malvolio [393/565] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:38:28 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[12/29/23 23:47:55] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:17:03 from level 61.
[12/31/23 02:00:52] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:52:30 towards level 61.
[12/31/23 04:15:52] Malvolio [233/565] has challenged Affliction [671/1025] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:49:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/31/23 17:35:58] vectr0n [204/733] has come upon Malvolio [173/565] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:32:20 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[01/03/24 08:11:51] Malvolio was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:44:49 from level 61.
[01/03/24 10:28:58] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:48:14 towards level 61.
[01/04/24 05:28:18] Malvolio [368/565] has come upon IFireflyl [165/746] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:23:58 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/04/24 14:43:54] Malvolio [497/565] has challenged kinus [554/694] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:12:08 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/04/24 22:48:04] yang [385/419] has come upon Malvolio [189/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:55:43 is removed from yang's clock.
[01/05/24 02:14:48] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:56:38 from level 61.
[01/05/24 17:39:46] Malvolio [192/565] has come upon cfjk [128/852] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:00:08 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/05/24 18:40:24] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:28:40 towards level 61.
[01/06/24 15:25:14] Malvolio [158/565] has come upon wille [74/662] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:24:48 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/07/24 03:50:26] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:05 towards level 61.
[01/07/24 06:59:46] Malvolio [251/565] has challenged alexlehm [705/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:53:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/07/24 11:40:51] Malvolio [160/565] has come upon solarsparq [30/789] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:29:54 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/07/24 21:03:12] Malvolio [499/565] has challenged Misza [972/1047] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:02:29 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/10/24 13:38:10] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:19 towards level 61.
[01/11/24 02:33:15] gradator [176/800] has challenged Malvolio [180/565] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:25:45 is added to gradator's clock.
[01/11/24 03:20:32] Malvolio [229/565] has come upon Berserker [375/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:33:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/12/24 03:38:16] Malvolio bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:00:18 from level 61.
[01/12/24 16:04:22] HollowWasp [147/297] has challenged Malvolio [325/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[01/13/24 22:49:16] Malvolio [511/565] has come upon Tenorman [57/777] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:59:43 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/14/24 03:13:59] Malvolio [123/565] has come upon "\@_ [184/1211] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:33:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/14/24 06:06:04] Sombra [381/1207] has come upon Malvolio [161/565] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:28:13 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[01/15/24 11:32:25] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:21 towards level 61.
[01/16/24 13:03:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 1 day, 01:18:05 toward level 61.
[01/18/24 10:30:01] Malvolio, Nuae, and particleflux [1816/1989] have team battled zifnab06, CornFly, and Shinzon [805/2162] and won! 0 days, 17:28:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/24 16:35:02] Deathgrim [1/4] has challenged Malvolio [198/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Deathgrim's clock.
[01/18/24 17:54:38] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:01 from level 61.
[01/20/24 17:23:30] ion [795/843] has challenged Malvolio [336/565] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:48:55 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/22/24 07:07:57] Malvolio [408/565] has challenged rawgreaze [910/1136] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/22/24 11:07:09] ukleinek, muirrum, and HeavyPodda [2458/2578] have team battled tass, cfjk, and Malvolio [1606/2149] and won! 3 days, 21:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/24 09:55:32] Malvolio [153/565] has come upon MetaNova [367/704] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:35:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/24/24 01:22:24] bird [262/379] has come upon Malvolio [423/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:56 is added to bird's clock.
[01/24/24 22:52:09] Kayn [112/275] has challenged Malvolio [77/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from Kayn's clock.
[01/25/24 22:48:40] anarcat, MetaNova, and olsner [1522/2938] have team battled idleneutral, Tenedos, and Malvolio [1341/1800] and won! 2 days, 23:37:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/24 05:41:14] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:39:56 towards level 62.
[01/26/24 07:25:04] Malvolio [130/565] has come upon kptr [490/600] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:07:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/27/24 02:45:22] Malvolio [49/565] has come upon idlegood [405/495] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:11:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/27/24 11:29:21] Nuae [232/900] has come upon Malvolio [178/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:08:37 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[01/28/24 04:20:45] Malvolio [112/565] has come upon Zed_Spiker [990/1105] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:50:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/28/24 16:06:02] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:49:36 towards level 62.
[01/29/24 07:14:20] Malvolio [179/565] has challenged bsleep [120/895] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:31:06 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/30/24 14:35:22] Bolded, n0ssh, and Malvolio [653/2203] have team battled rawgreaze, nowz, and freeboson [2432/2812] and lost! 0 days, 07:12:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/24 05:47:51] Malvolio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:48:08 from level 62.
[01/31/24 16:06:23] Malvolio [233/565] has come upon Gangsterish [73/1087] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:26:08 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/01/24 11:34:41] Malvolio [43/565] has challenged el [515/845] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:41:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/01/24 12:57:55] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:30:48 from level 62.
[02/02/24 08:40:13] Wam [604/1145] has challenged Malvolio [129/565] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:44:40 is removed from Wam's clock.
[02/03/24 23:15:53] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:04:34 towards level 62.
[02/04/24 12:53:06] Malvolio [492/565] has challenged GilbertErik [613/802] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:18:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/24 00:24:01] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:14:57 towards level 62.
[02/06/24 11:31:22] nathan [599/911] has come upon Malvolio [494/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:21:23 is removed from nathan's clock.
[02/06/24 20:06:48] Malvolio [158/565] has challenged ion [865/869] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:00:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/24 22:07:17] Malvolio [41/565] has challenged Asara [851/878] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/24 23:57:40] Malvolio [30/565] has come upon t3chn0 [1004/1035] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:47:01 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/07/24 04:15:21] Malvolio sharpened the edge of their weapon! Malvolio's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/24 05:04:27] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:48:56 towards level 62.
[02/08/24 04:27:45] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:24:46 towards level 62.
[02/09/24 14:17:04] Malvolio [301/580] has come upon ZOTTA [672/1275] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:25:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/11/24 23:25:50] rawgreaze [1124/1136] has challenged Malvolio [183/580] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[02/12/24 08:31:35] Malvolio [271/580] has come upon Koffa [471/991] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:46:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/13/24 11:16:32] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:02:53 towards level 62.
[02/13/24 14:38:01] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:41:02 towards level 62.
[02/14/24 00:25:09] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:47:54 towards level 62.
[02/14/24 08:01:29] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:31:53 towards level 62.
[02/14/24 08:36:32] Malvolio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:12:43 from level 62.
[02/17/24 03:22:17] idleneutral, Misza, and Malvolio [1873/2294] have team battled Minus, Zed_Spiker, and IFireflyl [2478/2640] and lost! 1 day, 09:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/24 14:25:42] MetaNova [74/975] has challenged Malvolio [53/580] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:25:57 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[02/19/24 18:53:14] Chuck, BastelBot, and DividedByZero [848/2059] have team battled simple, yang, and Malvolio [2164/2187] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/24 16:38:22] Malvolio got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:03:14 from level 62.
[02/21/24 05:30:31] Malvolio [375/580] has challenged d4n13L [165/651] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:12:35 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/21/24 15:32:16] yano [182/930] has challenged Malvolio [202/580] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:16:09 is added to yano's clock.
[02/22/24 02:56:44] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:36:00 towards level 62.
[02/22/24 17:00:26] gildarts, idlegood, and JigmeDatse [586/2173] have team battled Wam, Malvolio, and Kurenai [1071/2781] and lost! 7 days, 20:12:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/24 16:51:41] Malvolio [304/580] has challenged nathan [443/914] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:59:29 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/24/24 18:47:35] Malvolio [380/580] has come upon StalkR [850/1054] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:07:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/26/24 00:05:32] sc [470/1182] has challenged Malvolio [498/580] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:52:09 is added to sc's clock.
[02/26/24 21:45:33] Malvolio [573/580] has come upon Wolf [728/954] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:04:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/27/24 06:54:44] Cirdan, d4n13L, and pfoley [2170/2788] have team battled Malvolio, Tabmow, and DontEvenPeek [778/2448] and won! 0 days, 19:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/24 11:49:41] alexlehm [170/943] has challenged Malvolio [434/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:18:17 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[03/01/24 09:28:52] unlaudable [21/30] has challenged Malvolio [252/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to unlaudable's clock.
[03/01/24 10:07:53] Tangles, Malvolio, and Reilly [646/2297] have team battled KindOne, philipp__, and pfoley [781/2052] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/24 10:31:42] Malvolio [453/580] has challenged OobSaco [471/597] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:58:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/02/24 22:42:13] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:42:58 towards level 62.
[03/02/24 23:43:43] el [755/907] has challenged Malvolio [354/580] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:57:03 is removed from el's clock.
[03/03/24 13:30:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 31 days, 09:01:47 toward level 62.
[03/04/24 09:24:22] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:01 towards level 62.
[03/06/24 05:57:28] Malvolio [332/580] has come upon Nysdar [852/1158] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:55:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/08/24 14:06:28] MetaNova, Bluedog, and Malvolio [2008/2430] have team battled csc, dyvonna, and Blohsh [1770/1884] and won! 0 days, 15:41:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/24 15:44:51] BlueJay [886/894] has challenged Malvolio [519/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:25:09 is removed from BlueJay's clock.
[03/10/24 00:52:46] Tangles, Malvolio, and t3chn0 [842/2663] have team battled spex, Cockatrice, and thornrag [2187/2681] and lost! 2 days, 01:10:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/24 16:35:18] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:30 towards level 62.
[03/11/24 14:16:00] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:34 towards level 62.
[03/12/24 18:39:24] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:31 towards level 62.
[03/13/24 23:37:58] Malvolio [367/580] has challenged dbx12 [982/1139] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:43:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/15/24 19:30:59] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:44 towards level 62.
[03/16/24 08:14:35] catte [299/369] has challenged Malvolio [56/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from catte's clock.
[03/17/24 04:01:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 5 days, 22:27:21 toward level 62.
[03/17/24 07:09:41] Wam, ukleinek, and ahmubashshir [1117/2828] have team battled TimeWarp, hdm, and Malvolio [2237/2504] and lost! 3 days, 14:46:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/24 13:33:19] HollowWasp [108/606] has challenged Malvolio [243/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[03/18/24 17:30:11] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:43 towards level 62.
[03/18/24 19:03:24] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:50 towards level 62.
[03/19/24 04:53:59] gendish, cornfeedhobo, Kurenai, and Malvolio have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/24 23:54:59] Fyrgor, Malvolio, and yNos [2136/2392] have team battled Soulwhisper, Paganel, and zuper [1524/1723] and won! 0 days, 04:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/24 03:39:02] Malvolio, KyloRen, and hiod [142/1260] have team battled csc2ya, signofzeta, and Mat [1221/2856] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/24 16:03:43] Malvolio [512/600] has challenged particleflux [294/541] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/21/24 22:37:42] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:42:02 towards level 63.
[03/22/24 04:09:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 06:45:28 from level 63.
[03/22/24 06:36:50] kptr, buzel, and Malvolio [1185/2010] have team battled V, TimWolla, and pyre [2100/3215] and lost! 9 days, 08:26:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/24 03:17:43] Malvolio [183/600] has come upon jacquesssss [423/459] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:20:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/25/24 03:35:56] Malvolio [54/600] has come upon adamus1red [829/869] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:40:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/25/24 08:02:10] Malvolio [353/600] has come upon Omega [108/1126] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 05:44:05 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/25/24 11:13:19] tswsl, Malvolio, and gusto [1885/2169] have team battled jayvee, t3chn0, and Ecko [1049/2677] and won! 3 days, 12:59:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/24 16:52:33] Malvolio [330/600] has come upon Carl [608/913] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:56:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/26/24 14:54:04] jaxson, kptr, and Luca [661/2232] have team battled Malvolio, Ecko, and Tabmow [685/2524] and lost! 1 day, 06:20:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/24 00:32:47] Wam [749/1175] has come upon Malvolio [372/600] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:21:40 is removed from Wam's clock.
[03/28/24 12:11:19] noex [167/505] has come upon Malvolio [26/600] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:01:25 is removed from noex's clock.
[03/28/24 14:06:59] Sombra [318/1253] has challenged Malvolio [11/600] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:27:37 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/28/24 14:06:59] In the fierce battle, Malvolio dropped their level 65 ring! Sombra picks it up, tossing their old level 64 ring to Malvolio.
[03/29/24 08:41:03] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:30:57 towards level 63.
[03/29/24 23:02:30] Malvolio [150/599] has come upon freeboson [949/1060] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:30:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/31/24 03:37:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 43 days, 03:31:21 toward level 63.
[04/01/24 05:17:37] ComputerTech [113/228] has challenged Malvolio [231/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to ComputerTech's clock.
[04/03/24 22:57:57] canton7 [66/889] has come upon Malvolio [33/599] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:08:20 is removed from canton7's clock.
[04/03/24 23:40:25] jra [71/146] has challenged Malvolio [310/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to jra's clock.
[04/05/24 19:34:48] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:33 towards level 63.
[04/07/24 16:52:15] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:59 towards level 63.
[04/08/24 10:16:57] pants [644/1294] has challenged Malvolio [521/602] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:12:19 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/09/24 03:06:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 16:05:18 toward level 63.
[04/10/24 07:40:20] boscage, slim, and Malvolio [647/2259] have team battled BlueJay, nathan, and Wolf [2234/2755] and lost! 0 days, 17:50:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/24 10:31:54] Malvolio [180/602] has challenged pfoley [286/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/11/24 18:08:17] Malvolio fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Malvolio's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/13/24 00:41:51] "\@_ [149/880] has challenged Malvolio [271/597] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:11:21 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[04/13/24 05:04:25] pants [423/1294] has come upon Malvolio [64/597] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:16:00 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/14/24 05:55:58] gendish [149/409] has challenged Malvolio [115/597] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:59 is removed from gendish's clock.
[04/15/24 12:46:23] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:32 towards level 63.
[04/16/24 09:12:43] Malvolio [501/616] has challenged Thorael [89/682] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/17/24 16:10:44] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:50:22 towards level 64.
[04/17/24 22:54:31] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:03:29 towards level 64.
[04/18/24 01:44:57] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:13:23 towards level 64.
[04/18/24 06:25:13] fork [549/644] has challenged Malvolio [77/616] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from fork's clock.
[04/18/24 10:49:10] Malvolio [294/616] has come upon DojShadow [473/595] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:17:58 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/18/24 13:23:08] Malvolio [427/616] has challenged MadMan [488/580] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:37:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.