Player Info

User: Matthew
Class: Uncertain Wanderer
Admin?: No
Level: 67
Next level: 22 days, 01:27:15
Status: Offline
Host: mattx!~mateusz@user/mattx
Account Created: Fri Dec 9 15:30:38 2022
Last login: Wed Jan 31 04:51:25 2024
Total time idled: 441 days, 15:52:09
Current position: [246,98]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 62
boots: 250 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 38
gloves: 54
helm: 47
leggings: 40
ring: 68 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 68
tunic: 33
weapon: 153 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 813

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 19:17:28
quit: 5 days, 03:47:45

total: 5 days, 23:05:13

Character Modifiers

[12/09/22 21:40:38] Matthew [0/1] has challenged Gorek [531/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/09/22 23:01:36] Matthew [0/25] has challenged Platonides [415/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/10/22 02:38:54] Matthew and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/22 04:17:58] Matthew and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/22 06:08:31] Matthew [11/85] has challenged Ganonk [234/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/10/22 16:52:15] Matthew [74/178] has challenged buzel [393/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/11/22 15:30:04] Matthew [143/225] has challenged bookworm [450/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/11/22 20:49:50] Matthew and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/22 22:43:02] Matthew [224/237] has challenged Jens [280/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/12/22 07:19:50] Matthew [122/245] has challenged kptr [87/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:30 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[12/12/22 14:56:20] Matthew [71/259] has challenged JamCow [456/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/13/22 02:38:51] Matthew [66/268] has challenged Bluedog [870/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/13/22 16:05:33] Matthew [244/268] has challenged Zaratustra [404/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/14/22 07:41:18] Matthew [233/282] has challenged el [222/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[12/14/22 17:07:32] Matthew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:14 towards level 32.
[12/14/22 20:56:39] Matthew [112/291] has challenged vegadark [251/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/15/22 18:07:22] Matthew [251/293] has challenged idlebot [990/1296] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/16/22 18:41:25] Matthew [265/293] has challenged AlexS [284/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/17/22 03:14:58] signofzeta, laama, and Matthew [699/2051] have team battled zgrep, VonToutCourt, and Cirdan [2002/2995] and lost! 0 days, 03:56:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/22 09:31:44] kenyon [717/891] has come upon Matthew [147/293] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:00:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/18/22 02:51:53] Matthew [280/324] has challenged Psilocybe [0/1110] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:31 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[12/18/22 13:00:17] signofzeta [171/1014] has come upon Matthew [163/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:06:12 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[12/19/22 03:48:30] Matthew [151/332] has challenged adamus1red [450/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/20/22 17:48:23] Matthew [307/342] has challenged buzel [353/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/20/22 18:31:47] Matthew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:32 from level 38.
[12/21/22 14:25:42] d4n13L [503/553] has challenged Matthew [312/342] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:21:17 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[12/22/22 04:27:07] Matthew got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:15 from level 38.
[12/22/22 08:32:24] Matthew got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:28 towards level 38.
[12/22/22 11:39:38] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:20 towards level 38.
[12/22/22 16:58:19] Matthew [304/342] has challenged sky [510/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/22/22 22:10:50] Matthew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:46 from level 39.
[12/23/22 11:55:06] cfjk, Matthew, and Hex [330/1590] have team battled soltys, Tangles, and kenyon [1791/2581] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/22 12:09:36] Matthew misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:52:46 from level 39.
[12/24/22 09:25:29] Matthew and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 16:58:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 0 days, 09:13:45 toward level 39.
[12/24/22 18:10:14] d4n13L, nawcom, and Matthew [524/1424] have team battled herald, Ecko, and Psilocybe [1742/2741] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/22 20:37:25] Matthew [310/350] has challenged realguy [100/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[12/26/22 19:47:35] Matthew and pyre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/22 23:03:26] Matthew [11/357] has challenged Tabmow [777/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/26/22 23:51:17] spex, ion, and Comnenus [1320/2505] have team battled SSLbits, Matthew, and wollu [969/1289] and won! 0 days, 04:49:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 08:53:10] SuzakuMedli, ukleinek, and tswsl [1286/2046] have team battled damyan, Matthew, and bg [2071/2175] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/22 22:27:01] Matthew, muirrum, Jens, and Destruia have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/22 03:02:06] Matthew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:35 towards level 41.
[12/29/22 13:07:46] Matthew [124/499] has challenged GilbertErik [90/762] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:42:54 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[12/30/22 19:16:11] simple [803/1030] has challenged Matthew [282/499] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:16:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/30/22 22:09:33] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:56 towards level 42.
[12/31/22 02:12:27] HeavyPodda [257/634] has come upon Matthew [132/499] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:40:26 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/31/22 23:30:05] Matthew [154/544] has challenged SirBummelz [632/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/02/23 17:20:23] Matthew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:38 towards level 43.
[01/03/23 21:38:19] ComputerTech [3/14] has challenged Matthew [451/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to ComputerTech's clock.
[01/04/23 06:24:14] Khorne [108/1043] has come upon Matthew [490/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:01:44 is added to Khorne's clock.
[01/04/23 15:24:31] Matthew [137/565] has challenged Gorek [325/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/05/23 01:53:03] Matthew and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/23 06:16:24] Matthew learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:31 from level 44.
[01/05/23 08:46:40] wowbagger [59/486] has challenged Matthew [441/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:43:38 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[01/05/23 20:24:07] Matthew, pwae, Alarien, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/23 08:02:58] bananaboat, Matthew, and scumola [1805/2337] have team battled TheSilentLink, tswsl, and zbe [2044/2708] and lost! 0 days, 10:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/23 11:39:56] Matthew [261/565] has come upon yNos [129/641] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:03:35 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[01/07/23 06:56:40] Matthew [380/565] has come upon bookworm [480/686] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:44 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/07/23 08:35:19] fstrelok [51/649] has come upon Matthew [341/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:47:34 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[01/08/23 01:00:14] brycec [239/1269] has come upon Matthew [278/565] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:01:04 is added to brycec's clock.
[01/08/23 05:44:42] Matthew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:05 towards level 44.
[01/08/23 13:11:41] Bluedog [490/948] has challenged Matthew [520/565] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:25:32 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[01/08/23 13:22:25] Matthew [189/575] has challenged zifnab06 [392/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/08/23 14:35:34] Matthew slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Matthew's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/23 20:58:30] freeboson [710/985] has challenged Matthew [80/570] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:09:37 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/10/23 01:12:39] AlexS, CodeGeek, and gildarts [1427/2400] have team battled Matthew, signofzeta, and Minus [1300/2464] and won! 1 day, 03:08:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/23 23:10:15] Luca [78/93] has challenged Matthew [424/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Luca's clock.
[01/13/23 07:33:18] Matthew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:49 towards level 45.
[01/13/23 11:20:26] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:43 towards level 45.
[01/13/23 16:16:19] Matthew [190/577] has challenged adamus1red [1082/1083] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/16/23 05:07:10] Matthew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:12:08 from level 46.
[01/16/23 14:24:58] Kurenai, vegadark, and achin [533/2313] have team battled Matthew, zbe, and sc [252/2439] and won! 1 day, 13:15:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 09:36:37] Malvolio [312/566] has come upon Matthew [155/577] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:19:10 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/17/23 12:54:36] pfoley [265/769] has challenged Matthew [174/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:31:19 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[01/18/23 13:17:02] Matthew, anarcat, and TimWolla [973/2722] have team battled crysis, Stevland, and Cockatrice [2171/2482] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/23 04:55:38] Matthew was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:50:21 from level 46.
[01/20/23 04:42:05] Matthew and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/23 11:20:16] Matthew [415/577] has challenged ZOTTA [605/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/21/23 16:41:39] unicron [95/655] has come upon Matthew [192/577] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:44:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/22/23 07:35:19] cadfael [238/809] has challenged Matthew [212/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:50:56 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[01/22/23 19:03:54] canton7, fstrelok, and zbe [490/2615] have team battled Puff, Matthew, and wollu [525/1782] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/23 02:57:34] Matthew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:31:04 from level 47.
[01/23/23 07:38:34] Covid-19, CornFly, and Kurenai [453/2533] have team battled Matthew, slim, and signofzeta [1514/2108] and lost! 1 day, 04:24:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/23 15:12:22] Matthew got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:24:46 from level 47.
[01/23/23 17:58:09] Matthew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:40 towards level 47.
[01/24/23 09:20:17] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:39 towards level 47.
[01/25/23 11:52:15] Matthew [484/577] has challenged gusto [261/629] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:03 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[01/25/23 22:54:40] Matthew [126/577] has challenged pwae [486/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:07 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/27/23 10:30:04] Matthew [238/577] has challenged misha [154/787] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:37 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[01/27/23 14:54:06] Acolarh [355/924] has come upon Matthew [334/577] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:21 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[01/28/23 11:15:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 1 day, 12:28:09 toward level 48.
[01/29/23 12:20:17] wowbagger, gusto, and Lnk [1732/2076] have team battled Forud, jacob1, and Matthew [912/2554] and won! 0 days, 03:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/23 20:34:11] happymeal [48/105] has challenged Matthew [497/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to happymeal's clock.
[01/30/23 20:39:12] Matthew learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:14 towards level 48.
[01/31/23 21:29:54] Matthew [446/577] has challenged ufo-piloot [204/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[01/31/23 21:29:54] In the fierce battle, ufo-piloot dropped their level 73 ring! Matthew picks it up, tossing their old level 65 ring to ufo-piloot.
[02/01/23 08:03:22] Matthew and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/23 20:23:02] Matthew learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:18 towards level 49.
[02/04/23 01:57:45] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:41 towards level 49.
[02/04/23 06:22:57] Matthew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:52 towards level 49.
[02/05/23 11:01:42] Matthew broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:33 from level 49.
[02/05/23 13:45:15] Matthew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:33 towards level 49.
[02/06/23 04:10:46] Bluedog, jacob1, and Togra [1061/2575] have team battled JamCow, Matthew, and GRIZZLYMAN [1338/2002] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/23 01:13:09] Matthew [432/586] has come upon jjasghar [426/977] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:11:00 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[02/07/23 02:10:54] Matthew [34/586] has challenged bobvador [639/1014] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Matthew's clock.
[02/08/23 06:17:49] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:28 towards level 50.
[02/09/23 13:48:57] Matthew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:37 towards level 50.
[02/09/23 15:57:03] Matthew [293/586] has challenged TimeWarp [479/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:55:48 is added to Matthew's clock.
[02/11/23 15:44:55] Theleveler, ttrs, and brycec [2392/2545] have team battled hugga, Matthew, and nya [1912/2553] and won! 1 day, 11:11:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/23 15:04:21] crysis, anarcat, and Matthew [1059/2531] have team battled gildarts, ahmubashshir, and TheSilentLink [387/2601] and won! 0 days, 23:23:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/23 05:40:03] idleevil, Sario, and crysis [2157/2336] have team battled Matthew, ufo-piloot, and fstrelok [570/1814] and won! 2 days, 08:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/23 02:00:38] Ecko [543/913] has come upon Matthew [200/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:38:37 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[03/04/23 05:44:20] MetaNova [285/752] has challenged Matthew [333/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:24:45 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/04/23 08:33:39] Matthew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:44:33 from level 50.
[03/05/23 14:37:40] Matthew and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/23 11:13:22] Matthew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:34 from level 50.
[03/07/23 04:41:50] Matthew [549/586] has challenged Dan [23/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[03/07/23 12:34:35] blabber, CodeB, and Matthew [2008/2142] have team battled Finley, Abe, and KingPimpCommand [1295/1549] and won! 0 days, 13:11:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/23 16:35:31] Matthew got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:40:35 from level 51.
[03/09/23 03:28:55] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:40 towards level 51.
[03/09/23 04:25:53] Matthew and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/23 11:20:09] achin [518/758] has come upon Matthew [384/586] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:14:33 is removed from achin's clock.
[03/10/23 18:17:21] Matthew and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/23 13:13:13] Matthew and sky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/23 06:21:28] theZoMBiE, hdm, and SSLbits [1243/2171] have team battled Destruia, Matthew, and sky [1373/2279] and lost! 2 days, 05:34:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/23 06:48:55] Matthew and Angelina have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/23 02:08:01] Matthew, Cirdan, GilbertErik, and tsr have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/23 16:39:27] Matthew [9/586] has come upon thornrag [412/686] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:05:58 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/13/23 19:05:49] talisein, Matthew, and Nuae [693/2053] have team battled Lnk, CodeGeek, and Drin [233/2622] and won! 0 days, 01:47:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/23 04:09:32] Matthew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:24 towards level 51.
[03/14/23 09:48:53] Matthew and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/23 13:06:23] Matthew [574/586] has challenged Ecko [783/913] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/17/23 01:49:35] Matthew spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Matthew's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/17/23 02:58:23] MadMan [137/476] has come upon Matthew [168/581] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:31:24 is added to MadMan's clock.
[03/17/23 10:53:31] Matthew and Covid-19 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/23 19:27:16] Matthew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:28 towards level 52.
[03/18/23 07:32:54] ukleinek, CompanionCube, and Matthew [7/1833] have team battled gradator, happymeal, and allo [1049/1638] and lost! 1 day, 19:47:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/23 02:03:31] damyan, Matthew, and tswsl [84/2153] have team battled bookworm, TimWolla, and Cirdan [1675/2626] and lost! 1 day, 20:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/23 04:57:50] Matthew, pwae, jjasghar, and gusto have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/23 22:26:46] SuzakuMedli [645/1079] has come upon Matthew [289/585] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:39:11 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[03/21/23 06:22:43] ZOTTA [170/822] has come upon Matthew [486/585] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:08:45 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[03/21/23 08:01:06] Matthew [219/585] has come upon VOID [680/798] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:31:06 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/21/23 11:23:00] Matthew [517/585] has challenged CodeB [192/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[03/21/23 14:52:51] Matthew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:28 from level 52.
[03/22/23 02:50:44] CodeB, Berserker, and pyre [1551/1726] have team battled Omega, Matthew, and Stevland [83/2639] and won! 0 days, 06:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/23 03:26:27] Matthew [260/585] has challenged d4n13L [468/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:35:04 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/22/23 04:14:14] Dan stole Matthew's level 38 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Dan leaves their old level 37 pair of boots behind, which Matthew then takes.
[03/22/23 15:29:01] Thorael [518/673] has challenged Matthew [173/584] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:41:56 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[03/23/23 03:15:10] Matthew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:51 towards level 52.
[03/23/23 12:34:14] jjasghar, Cockatrice, and Jens [502/2556] have team battled Finley, Matthew, and Kritzefitz [1536/2248] and lost! 3 days, 05:48:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/23 17:19:11] TauPan, TheSilentLink, and StalkR [927/2704] have team battled Luca, Matthew, and el [1064/1856] and lost! 0 days, 18:41:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/23 14:00:25] Matthew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:23 towards level 52.
[03/27/23 16:19:27] Matthew [193/584] has come upon pfoley [249/730] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:03 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/28/23 01:53:18] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:55 towards level 52.
[03/28/23 15:26:55] Matthew, apb, and happymeal [1406/1880] have team battled misha, muirrum, and JamCow [905/2098] and won! 0 days, 00:31:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/23 17:31:54] Matthew [305/584] has challenged bg [429/1112] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/28/23 21:20:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 8 days, 12:10:15 toward level 53.
[03/29/23 04:39:26] cfjk [30/633] has come upon Matthew [73/584] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:11:18 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/29/23 11:12:22] V, idleevil, and Yarosh [1963/2305] have team battled Forud, Matthew, and vectr0n [606/2190] and won! 2 days, 18:27:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/23 01:02:09] HeavyPodda, nawcom, and pants [487/2570] have team battled EddieT137, Zaratustra, and Matthew [921/2377] and lost! 1 day, 19:32:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/23 16:14:21] Matthew had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:17:20 from level 53.
[04/01/23 04:17:45] Matthew [65/584] has challenged Bolded [228/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:17:07 is added to Matthew's clock.
[04/01/23 20:21:11] Matthew [531/584] has challenged Nysdar [625/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:56:45 is added to Matthew's clock.
[04/01/23 23:15:55] Affliction [154/658] has challenged Matthew [567/584] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:30:20 is added to Affliction's clock.
[04/02/23 11:14:40] Matthew fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:21 from level 53.
[04/02/23 15:05:59] Matthew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:43 towards level 53.
[04/03/23 17:30:25] Matthew [87/584] has challenged dwfreed [17/1171] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:59 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[04/04/23 12:22:09] Matthew got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:27:06 from level 53.
[04/04/23 14:43:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 1 day, 06:33:40 toward level 53.
[04/05/23 23:50:02] Matthew [421/584] has challenged hax404 [70/497] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[04/06/23 11:21:48] Khorne [71/1119] has come upon Matthew [205/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:57:41 is added to Khorne's clock.
[04/06/23 20:51:31] Matthew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:53:28 from level 54.
[04/07/23 01:34:43] aqsd, Matthew, and Wam [254/2397] have team battled muirrum, Destruia, and Koffa [1741/2044] and lost! 3 days, 01:30:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/23 18:20:05] Matthew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:27:28 from level 54.
[04/07/23 20:11:58] Matthew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:08 towards level 54.
[04/07/23 22:52:10] vegadark [254/655] has challenged Matthew [223/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:04:09 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/08/23 03:38:12] ahmubashshir, d4n13L, and bsleep [1995/2617] have team battled MELOONi, Matthew, and soltys [1714/2527] and won! 0 days, 01:33:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/23 01:03:15] JigmeDatse [465/784] has come upon Matthew [576/584] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:35:01 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[04/09/23 04:50:02] nya, allo, and TimWolla [2000/2961] have team battled Matthew, Sombra, and SuzakuMedli [1229/2971] and won! 0 days, 15:40:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/23 09:04:36] dax [425/487] has come upon Matthew [229/584] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:41:02 is removed from dax's clock.
[04/11/23 09:52:37] Matthew learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:39 towards level 54.
[04/11/23 23:48:19] Matthew [201/584] has come upon apb [422/977] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:42:56 is added to Matthew's clock.
[04/12/23 21:25:33] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:18:36 towards level 54.
[04/12/23 23:44:21] Matthew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:50 towards level 54.
[04/13/23 09:20:04] KingPimpCommand [158/347] has challenged Matthew [193/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:13:56 is added to KingPimpCommand's clock.
[04/14/23 04:41:03] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:39 towards level 54.
[04/15/23 20:20:19] DrinkyBird stole Matthew's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 67 ring behind, which Matthew then takes.
[04/16/23 06:14:55] Wolf, cadfael, and Matthew [703/2342] have team battled CodeGeek, caeli, and nawcom [2132/2659] and lost! 0 days, 13:09:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/23 15:56:22] Matthew [375/577] has come upon tmberg [24/681] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:23 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[04/20/23 20:59:56] Matthew [88/577] has challenged noex [231/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:41 is added to Matthew's clock.
[04/21/23 07:02:04] Gorek [159/1052] has challenged Matthew [415/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:19:11 is added to Gorek's clock.
[04/21/23 21:05:11] vectr0n [408/650] has challenged Matthew [373/577] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:19:17 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[04/22/23 08:06:00] munkis, Matthew, and Tenorman [1237/2206] have team battled Andrio, bookworm, and GilbertErik [95/2052] and won! 0 days, 00:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/23 08:34:58] Matthew [100/679] has challenged alephnull [175/328] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Matthew's clock.
[04/24/23 07:12:13] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:32 towards level 55.
[04/24/23 10:14:01] Matthew and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/23 15:24:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 3 days, 06:36:51 toward level 55.
[04/25/23 22:17:45] Matthew and Tangles have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/23 04:53:45] crysis, Nysdar, and Russell [351/2795] have team battled Matthew, yano, and Aksej [2187/2777] and lost! 5 days, 19:49:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/23 10:27:01] Matthew, idleneutral, and soltys [1164/2349] have team battled Centrixx, Kurenai, and zbe [2996/3088] and lost! 2 days, 11:05:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/23 00:31:43] Matthew [32/679] has challenged slim [267/432] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:38:29 is added to Matthew's clock.
[04/27/23 05:49:52] Matthew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:23 towards level 55.
[04/28/23 03:27:51] Matthew and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/23 09:32:11] Affliction, sc, and soygirl [189/1961] have team battled Matthew, boscage, and unicron [668/1700] and lost! 0 days, 13:49:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/23 16:59:51] Matthew and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 10:43:56] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:01 towards level 55.
[05/02/23 02:01:07] Theleveler [468/871] has come upon Matthew [611/679] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:36:22 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[05/03/23 04:09:36] xbill [679/1032] has come upon Matthew [362/679] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:31:27 is removed from xbill's clock.
[05/03/23 23:11:35] blabber [1116/1118] has challenged Matthew [397/679] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:36:52 is removed from blabber's clock.
[05/05/23 09:07:45] shikhin [885/961] has come upon Matthew [432/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:16:04 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[05/05/23 11:21:09] shikhin [585/961] has come upon Matthew [595/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:18 is added to shikhin's clock.
[05/05/23 22:25:17] Asara [87/849] has come upon Matthew [441/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:42:09 is added to Asara's clock.
[05/06/23 06:04:59] alephnull, jacob1, and Matthew [393/1923] have team battled nya, Lord255, and JigmeDatse [215/2808] and won! 0 days, 07:38:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/23 06:18:21] Matthew and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/23 07:23:51] GilbertErik [448/781] has challenged Matthew [417/679] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:42:44 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/06/23 15:25:34] Matthew [657/679] has challenged Tabmow [765/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:11:12 is added to Matthew's clock.
[05/08/23 14:26:52] Matthew and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/23 17:41:25] Matthew [283/679] has challenged Ankhers [172/722] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:22 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[05/09/23 03:32:38] postikana [321/497] has come upon Matthew [232/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:57 is removed from postikana's clock.
[05/09/23 13:00:01] Aksej [921/1025] has come upon Matthew [610/679] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:21:36 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[05/09/23 14:39:35] sir_idle_alot [35/91] has challenged Matthew [127/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to sir_idle_alot's clock.
[05/11/23 08:16:26] Matthew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:54 towards level 56.
[05/20/23 20:32:46] Matthew and MadMan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/23 21:13:27] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:55 towards level 56.
[05/22/23 05:25:32] Matthew and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/23 05:34:50] Matthew and enteral have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/23 14:55:46] Matthew [474/679] has challenged CodeGeek [890/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:23 is added to Matthew's clock.
[05/23/23 20:55:00] Malvolio [119/421] has come upon Matthew [38/679] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:37:32 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/24/23 03:29:54] Ankhers, Matthew, and damyan [1595/2182] have team battled vadas, fstrelok, and gusto [110/2081] and won! 1 day, 04:42:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/23 06:43:19] rawgreaze [406/1011] has come upon Matthew [598/679] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:41:55 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[05/24/23 21:59:43] HellSpawn [918/955] has come upon Matthew [99/679] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:38:37 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/25/23 00:56:59] BastelBot, bsleep, and Drin [1738/2950] have team battled krustenkaese, sky, and Matthew [241/2159] and won! 0 days, 22:12:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/23 13:12:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 0 days, 11:21:18 toward level 56.
[05/25/23 18:52:37] Matthew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:22 towards level 56.
[05/26/23 05:10:18] tsr [522/734] has challenged Matthew [333/679] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:52:07 is removed from tsr's clock.
[05/26/23 05:10:18] In the fierce battle, Matthew dropped their level 123 amulet! tsr picks it up, tossing their old level 50 amulet to Matthew.
[05/28/23 03:16:05] Matthew [562/603] has challenged nya [922/1185] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to Matthew's clock.
[05/28/23 06:12:23] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:11:54 towards level 57.
[05/30/23 17:07:16] DontEvenPeek [402/616] has come upon Matthew [205/603] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:57:10 is removed from DontEvenPeek's clock.
[05/30/23 22:30:17] Matthew [336/603] has come upon bobvador [851/1071] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:58:56 is added to Matthew's clock.
[05/31/23 15:47:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 6 days, 07:33:44 toward level 57.
[06/01/23 04:35:25] CodeB, gusto, and blabber [1712/2427] have team battled ufo-piloot, Matthew, and Cockatrice [927/2106] and won! 1 day, 04:27:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/23 17:46:44] misha [721/784] has challenged Matthew [532/603] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:06:05 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/02/23 10:21:40] Fehu [173/638] has come upon Matthew [41/603] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:26:07 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[06/02/23 13:04:27] Matthew and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/23 14:21:43] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:30 towards level 57.
[06/02/23 15:19:41] Gorek, CornFly, and Przemek [1933/2569] have team battled Bolded, Tabmow, and Matthew [2320/2410] and lost! 0 days, 20:27:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/23 03:23:58] Ka [56/302] has challenged Matthew [358/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Ka's clock.
[06/03/23 05:19:13] Cockatrice [161/916] has come upon Matthew [81/603] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:09:37 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[06/03/23 20:58:30] fstrelok [699/748] has challenged Matthew [580/603] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:34:17 is removed from fstrelok's clock.
[06/06/23 04:39:45] Matthew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:48 towards level 57.
[06/07/23 14:42:16] Matthew [387/603] has come upon kinus [586/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:52:23 is added to Matthew's clock.
[06/08/23 00:25:13] kenyon, noex, and MadMan [1679/2025] have team battled HeavyPodda, BastelBot, and Matthew [1957/2058] and lost! 0 days, 16:46:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/23 12:16:36] Matthew and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/23 13:48:19] CodeB [141/657] has come upon Matthew [539/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:53:10 is added to CodeB's clock.
[06/09/23 15:06:46] cadfael, Matthew, and TheSilentLink [623/2447] have team battled fstrelok, GRIZZLYMAN, and "\@_ [2243/2589] and lost! 1 day, 12:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/23 09:54:44] hugga [565/704] has come upon Matthew [267/603] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:02:20 is removed from hugga's clock.
[06/10/23 22:23:14] Lord255 [244/744] has come upon Matthew [100/603] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:05:55 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[06/11/23 23:33:42] Matthew and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/23 09:30:18] Matthew and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/23 02:34:49] pwae, Sario, and signofzeta [2095/2532] have team battled ZOTTA, IFireflyl, and Matthew [1186/1963] and won! 3 days, 12:20:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/23 11:14:08] laama, Ganonk, and kptr [1158/2098] have team battled gusto, noex, and Matthew [163/1780] and won! 0 days, 09:39:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/23 13:16:11] dyvonna [891/1032] has challenged Matthew [355/603] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:12:01 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[06/17/23 23:57:35] ufo-piloot, misha, and Matthew [455/1976] have team battled mald0r0r, Grimbeorn, and TimWolla [196/1623] and won! 0 days, 08:25:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/23 06:21:22] pyre [47/826] has challenged Matthew [142/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:01:45 is added to pyre's clock.
[06/18/23 13:49:01] Matthew [75/603] has come upon A_Dragon [703/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:03 is added to Matthew's clock.
[06/19/23 06:24:24] Matthew [299/603] has come upon tmberg [287/903] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:33 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[06/19/23 10:42:02] Matthew [117/603] has challenged nya [1103/1223] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Matthew's clock.
[06/20/23 13:40:31] vadas [620/708] has challenged Matthew [601/603] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:59:05 is removed from vadas's clock.
[06/21/23 11:46:43] Matthew [24/603] has challenged bookworm [58/671] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:39:42 is added to Matthew's clock.
[06/23/23 13:33:34] sam stole Matthew's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 68 ring behind, which Matthew then takes.
[06/23/23 20:25:33] Matthew [137/600] has come upon h00k [8/528] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:24:57 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[06/24/23 06:56:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 18 days, 08:15:04 toward level 58.
[06/24/23 17:32:42] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:08 towards level 58.
[06/25/23 18:40:40] Matthew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:14:37 from level 58.
[06/25/23 22:53:49] ion, vegadark, and jaxson [2053/2168] have team battled Thorael, Matthew, and dbx12 [1407/2031] and won! 0 days, 19:07:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/23 08:15:50] medivh, Matthew, and Kritzefitz [30/2305] have team battled Neil, Fenrik, and soltys [2539/2926] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/23 16:34:06] TimeWarp, Kurenai, and VonToutCourt [2653/3182] have team battled Chuck, Matthew, and Cockatrice [465/2235] and won! 0 days, 21:49:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/23 19:00:35] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:53 towards level 58.
[06/29/23 02:29:34] Matthew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:23 from level 58.
[06/30/23 18:19:38] Matthew learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:35:17 from level 58.
[06/30/23 21:43:46] Matthew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:44:16 from level 58.
[07/01/23 19:07:25] Matthew and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/23 21:02:39] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:07 towards level 58.
[07/03/23 18:20:39] Affliction, mordac, and Aksej [1900/2392] have team battled bookworm, dbx12, and Matthew [75/2028] and won! 1 day, 05:39:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/23 10:42:24] fork [260/387] has challenged Matthew [380/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to fork's clock.
[07/05/23 22:03:15] Matthew, Garg, jayvee, and enteral have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/23 07:44:12] vegadark, Matthew, and Affliction [55/2134] have team battled Luca, kenyon, and megubyte [1983/2155] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/23 12:32:55] Matthew [230/621] has challenged Ecko [417/1017] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/08/23 19:09:22] BenDover [53/480] has come upon Matthew [84/621] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:23:06 is added to BenDover's clock.
[07/09/23 08:22:33] Przemek, TimeWarp, and TheSilentLink [1414/2326] have team battled Matthew, nawcom, and n0ssh [766/2180] and won! 1 day, 22:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/23 22:11:03] Thorael, exergy, and Matthew [732/1797] have team battled medivh, anarcat, and hax404 [2034/2299] and lost! 0 days, 11:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/23 18:46:08] Matthew [71/621] has challenged vegadark [340/786] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:45:17 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/11/23 07:52:52] cfjk [487/854] has come upon Matthew [193/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:04:08 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/11/23 20:52:21] ChowderKeg [503/820] has challenged Matthew [180/621] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:08:01 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[07/12/23 16:57:08] Matthew [309/621] has challenged Minus [603/927] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:53:17 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/12/23 22:39:35] Matthew [306/621] has come upon Kurenai [91/1001] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:13:01 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[07/13/23 07:52:44] Matthew [338/621] has challenged zbe [1144/1157] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:04:25 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/13/23 19:09:23] ZOTTA, d4n13L, and dwfreed [2246/2644] have team battled CornFly, Matthew, and Arch [1310/2190] and won! 5 days, 14:07:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/23 01:55:45] Matthew [370/621] has come upon idleevil [301/864] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:41:08 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[07/14/23 11:29:48] Fenrik [1136/1216] has come upon Matthew [446/621] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:24:23 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[07/14/23 11:29:48] Fenrik has dealt Matthew a Critical Strike! 7 days, 04:56:30 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/15/23 22:06:45] Matthew [61/621] has challenged Lord255 [538/743] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:48:16 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/17/23 08:31:58] "\@_, buzel, and dyvonna [464/2912] have team battled Lnk, Matthew, and DontEvenPeek [1394/2082] and lost! 3 days, 23:13:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/23 09:20:13] bfft, Matthew, and CodeGeek [2716/2727] have team battled ChowderKeg, Asara, and Cirdan [890/2786] and won! 1 day, 17:04:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/23 23:11:52] tsr [569/828] has come upon Matthew [282/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:24:49 is removed from tsr's clock.
[07/18/23 06:19:21] thornrag [639/712] has challenged Matthew [23/621] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:47:37 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[07/18/23 22:01:47] Matthew and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 05:16:33] Matthew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:57:44 towards level 59.
[07/20/23 17:24:41] Matthew, arkie, and t3chn0 [867/2321] have team battled Forud, Lord255, and d4n13L [861/2358] and won! 0 days, 16:17:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/23 03:17:05] Matthew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:45:54 towards level 59.
[07/21/23 18:18:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 2 days, 05:39:02 toward level 59.
[07/22/23 05:50:28] hax404 [235/506] has come upon Matthew [549/624] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:56:40 is added to hax404's clock.
[07/23/23 06:19:40] Matthew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:05:46 from level 59.
[07/23/23 09:53:04] KindOne [520/521] has come upon Matthew [113/624] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:22:58 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[07/24/23 22:03:31] Matthew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:55:33 towards level 59.
[07/25/23 12:58:05] gradator [158/584] has challenged Matthew [159/624] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:33:05 is added to gradator's clock.
[07/25/23 23:07:34] Matthew and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/23 12:09:03] Kritzefitz [362/1067] has challenged Matthew [199/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:43 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[07/27/23 17:44:13] Matthew [247/624] has come upon yNos [660/880] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:31:18 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/28/23 10:39:05] gildarts [796/873] has challenged Matthew [205/624] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:17:28 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[07/29/23 03:22:55] Matthew and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/23 09:41:38] Matthew and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/23 03:28:43] Matthew [469/624] has challenged ion [538/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:16:14 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/31/23 03:32:50] Matthew and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/23 03:42:22] Matthew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:30:06 towards level 59.
[07/31/23 13:05:57] Matthew [471/624] has come upon freeboson [539/1005] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:01:43 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/31/23 18:32:10] Matthew [271/624] has challenged blobdog [259/265] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:13:49 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[08/01/23 13:35:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 3 days, 21:27:22 toward level 59.
[08/02/23 09:41:18] Malvolio [341/424] has challenged Matthew [534/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/03/23 14:48:19] Matthew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:55 from level 59.
[08/03/23 22:19:40] Matthew [281/624] has come upon cornfeedhobo [702/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:28:38 is added to Matthew's clock.
[08/04/23 10:57:42] Matthew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:53 from level 59.
[08/05/23 02:03:11] Matthew [284/624] has come upon ukleinek [267/694] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:23 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[08/05/23 18:03:49] Matthew and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 10:49:16] canton7, sky, and caeli [1128/2567] have team battled Matthew, Forud, and cfjk [1958/2486] and lost! 1 day, 03:46:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/23 09:58:16] unicron, Tenedos, and Matthew [1491/1871] have team battled ramdac, CodeB, and CodeGeek [158/2495] and won! 0 days, 05:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/23 20:43:48] Bluedog [862/893] has come upon Matthew [365/624] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:51:25 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[08/08/23 06:21:46] Matthew [431/624] has challenged Minus [236/927] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[08/08/23 20:17:56] Matthew [197/624] has challenged simple [381/1048] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:29:53 is added to Matthew's clock.
[08/08/23 21:18:10] Lnk [573/683] has challenged Matthew [360/624] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:28:53 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/09/23 10:27:51] idleneutral, Matthew, and misha [1027/2181] have team battled canton7, u4ia, and simple [842/2324] and won! 0 days, 10:43:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/23 15:38:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 3 days, 01:42:45 toward level 60.
[08/10/23 09:40:18] unicron, Ecko, and zifnab06 [1871/2338] have team battled Minus, Matthew, and canton7 [2344/2430] and lost! 1 day, 09:27:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/23 18:36:06] Theleveler [605/883] has come upon Matthew [591/624] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:12:34 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[08/12/23 06:39:26] Matthew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:28:03 from level 60.
[08/12/23 21:06:20] Nuae, caeli, and Theleveler [1753/2450] have team battled Matthew, tomgus1, and Koffa [1075/1900] and won! 0 days, 00:55:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/23 03:15:21] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:58:41 towards level 60.
[08/13/23 09:47:41] u4ia, Matthew, and eising [1789/1818] have team battled hugga, HeavyPodda, and drahthaar [1613/2507] and won! 0 days, 01:07:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/23 11:31:32] Matthew and Covid-19 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/23 23:46:49] Matthew [147/624] has challenged u4ia [297/422] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:27:25 is added to Matthew's clock.
[08/14/23 20:02:54] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:04 towards level 60.
[08/16/23 08:04:58] unicron, JamCow, and tmberg [2138/2593] have team battled Matthew, Lenny_, and gradator [227/2295] and won! 0 days, 05:14:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/23 18:33:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 8 days, 12:35:09 toward level 60.
[08/18/23 22:29:08] Matthew and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 23:18:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Matthew with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 10:42:17 from level 60.
[08/20/23 19:32:35] Matthew [35/624] has come upon thornrag [229/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:47:04 is added to Matthew's clock.
[08/22/23 10:33:18] Yarosh [509/533] has challenged Matthew [411/624] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:07:15 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[08/23/23 03:42:50] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:52:22 towards level 60.
[08/23/23 07:18:08] particleflux [170/513] has challenged Matthew [67/624] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from particleflux's clock.
[08/23/23 07:18:08] In the fierce battle, Matthew dropped their level 37 pair of gloves! particleflux picks it up, tossing their old level 28 pair of gloves to Matthew.
[08/23/23 08:05:16] Matthew [32/614] has come upon bsleep [870/1335] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:37:29 is added to Matthew's clock.
[08/23/23 12:41:23] Tabmow [336/874] has challenged Matthew [308/614] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:34:28 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[08/23/23 21:08:44] Matthew and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/23 06:27:03] Matthew and pyre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/23 18:03:37] Matthew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:41 towards level 60.
[08/25/23 11:50:13] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:14:19 towards level 60.
[08/25/23 19:53:18] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:13 towards level 60.
[08/26/23 02:39:11] ChowderKeg [197/775] has come upon Matthew [129/614] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:24:36 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[08/27/23 13:04:00] blabber [26/1152] has challenged Matthew [280/614] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:17:11 is added to blabber's clock.
[08/28/23 14:08:55] scumola, Matthew, and sky [395/2220] have team battled style, Kritzefitz, and csc2ya [1511/2486] and lost! 0 days, 16:53:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/23 05:49:24] Matthew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:42 from level 60.
[08/30/23 08:47:45] Matthew and Mat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/23 02:20:47] megubyte [195/671] has come upon Matthew [87/614] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:11:58 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[08/31/23 05:18:09] CornFly [36/934] has come upon Matthew [323/614] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:14:28 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/31/23 19:28:56] io [997/1124] has challenged Matthew [141/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:40:11 is removed from io's clock.
[09/01/23 01:06:50] Matthew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:52 towards level 60.
[09/01/23 11:58:37] Matthew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:32 towards level 60.
[09/01/23 14:59:39] Celediel [312/398] has come upon Matthew [90/614] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:13:04 is removed from Celediel's clock.
[09/02/23 11:30:34] Matthew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:30 towards level 60.
[09/02/23 19:51:07] Matthew [203/614] has challenged hugga [309/722] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/03/23 00:41:59] drahthaar [878/884] has challenged Matthew [449/614] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:20:14 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[09/04/23 00:47:35] Matthew [427/614] has challenged talisein [609/657] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:59:52 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/04/23 07:49:17] Matthew [208/614] has challenged vegadark [619/789] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:44:03 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/05/23 05:54:41] Berserker [537/557] has challenged Matthew [33/614] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:50:15 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[09/06/23 01:59:39] Matthew [66/614] has challenged Koffa [363/705] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:26:45 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/08/23 00:26:55] Matthew fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Matthew's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/23 18:57:24] hdm [356/1008] has come upon Matthew [377/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:16:01 is added to hdm's clock.
[09/09/23 01:37:02] Matthew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:21:11 from level 61.
[09/09/23 18:42:47] ufo-piloot [346/583] has come upon Matthew [243/607] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:54:11 is removed from ufo-piloot's clock.
[09/09/23 21:44:32] Garg [179/503] has come upon Matthew [203/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:47:18 is added to Garg's clock.
[09/09/23 22:07:09] rawgreaze [247/1010] has come upon Matthew [400/607] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:07:45 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[09/10/23 06:14:20] Drkmirror [23/49] has challenged Matthew [91/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[09/10/23 11:27:15] Lenny_ [260/1080] has challenged Matthew [382/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:30 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[09/11/23 04:19:35] Matthew and ahmubashshir have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/23 06:06:34] Matthew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:56:48 towards level 61.
[09/11/23 16:34:17] GilbertErik [747/809] has challenged Matthew [26/607] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:30:53 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[09/12/23 01:22:53] roosterphant [211/414] has challenged Matthew [312/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[09/12/23 23:06:26] Matthew and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/23 17:15:37] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:21:26 towards level 61.
[09/14/23 05:12:40] hax404 [81/506] has come upon Matthew [408/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:45:34 is added to hax404's clock.
[09/14/23 08:37:02] Thorael and Matthew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/23 11:48:44] AlexS [266/518] has come upon Matthew [194/607] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:19:20 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[09/14/23 11:48:44] AlexS has dealt Matthew a Critical Strike! 7 days, 03:24:29 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/16/23 08:24:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Matthew with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 23:37:18 from level 61.
[09/19/23 12:17:52] Daikojun, tass, and Thorael [112/1906] have team battled Cockatrice, Matthew, and heisenbug [832/2251] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/23 05:12:07] Matthew fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:02:16 from level 61.
[09/20/23 12:14:50] Matthew met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:59:10 from level 61.
[09/21/23 01:04:53] idlegood [123/763] has come upon Matthew [387/607] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:12:17 is added to idlegood's clock.
[09/21/23 04:24:13] Daikojun, Gangsterish, and shikhin [606/2190] have team battled tass, Matthew, and Forud [2260/2462] and lost! 0 days, 19:31:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/23 04:11:16] Matthew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:44:01 towards level 61.
[09/23/23 09:23:01] Matthew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:57:05 from level 61.
[09/23/23 19:11:50] bfft [447/918] has come upon Matthew [584/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:58 is added to bfft's clock.
[09/24/23 04:04:46] Matthew and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/23 06:22:30] Matthew and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/23 03:42:16] Celediel, aqsd, and Matthew [811/1865] have team battled gendish, heisenbug, and csc2ya [1303/1987] and lost! 1 day, 06:48:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/23 18:20:33] Matthew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:43:49 from level 61.
[09/27/23 08:46:46] Matthew, CornFly, and DrinkyBird [1664/2838] have team battled OobSaco, alephnull, and Zaratustra [1226/1956] and won! 3 days, 08:09:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/23 10:09:02] thornrag, Matthew, and style [771/1903] have team battled megubyte, Acolarh, and sc [1383/2896] and lost! 6 days, 18:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/23 01:39:46] jaxson [364/582] has come upon Matthew [169/607] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:31:38 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[09/28/23 20:19:00] o_be_one [29/64] has challenged Matthew [453/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to o_be_one's clock.
[09/29/23 06:03:48] ahmubashshir, alephnull, and TheSilentLink [1198/2340] have team battled jayvee, Matthew, and buzel [849/2147] and won! 1 day, 11:06:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/23 06:26:05] alephnull [232/752] has come upon Matthew [399/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:12:15 is added to alephnull's clock.
[09/29/23 08:40:41] Matthew [178/607] has challenged EddieT137 [468/1103] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:49:06 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/29/23 15:51:05] Matthew EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:51:40 from level 61.
[09/29/23 16:42:32] Matthew [427/607] has challenged nathan [449/469] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:52:06 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/29/23 23:03:33] gendish [86/441] has come upon Matthew [214/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:04:02 is added to gendish's clock.
[09/30/23 10:46:44] Matthew [165/607] has challenged bananaboat [976/1048] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:58:10 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/30/23 18:08:39] o_be_one, Forud, and Matthew [1420/1858] have team battled MELOONi, anarcat, and Crazycatlady [1246/3278] and won! 0 days, 01:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/23 10:50:00] Matthew, Garg, ToHellWithGA, and talisein have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/23 11:03:21] Matthew [556/607] has challenged zbe [222/1247] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:39:45 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[10/03/23 20:05:29] Matthew [151/607] has challenged medivh [566/630] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:01:07 is added to Matthew's clock.
[10/04/23 19:08:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 3 days, 02:45:25 toward level 61.
[10/05/23 08:48:17] Kachin [942/1026] has come upon Matthew [373/607] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:34:46 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[10/08/23 03:27:27] Matthew, idleevil, dwfreed, and GRIZZLYMAN have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/23 20:43:54] Cirdan [624/1052] has come upon Matthew [292/607] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:15:46 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[10/09/23 20:01:06] Matthew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:45:34 from level 61.
[10/09/23 21:36:30] idleneutral, HeavyPodda, and RussellB [657/2563] have team battled bookworm, jjasghar, and Matthew [2224/2532] and lost! 1 day, 07:37:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/23 03:02:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 19 days, 02:05:45 toward level 61.
[10/11/23 23:46:46] Matthew was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:43:47 from level 61.
[10/13/23 00:46:01] Cirdan [331/1052] has come upon Matthew [165/607] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:46:44 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[10/13/23 00:46:01] Cirdan has dealt Matthew a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:39:38 is added to Matthew's clock.
[10/13/23 05:18:18] randalth0r [73/168] has challenged Matthew [130/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to randalth0r's clock.
[10/13/23 23:25:40] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:09 towards level 61.
[10/14/23 19:07:28] Matthew [591/607] has challenged Crazycatlady [981/1098] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:19:32 is added to Matthew's clock.
[10/15/23 11:49:46] Matthew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:36 towards level 61.
[10/15/23 20:02:02] Matthew, Bolded, and olsner [562/2530] have team battled Koffa, apb, and KindOne [1354/2700] and lost! 1 day, 06:31:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/23 21:16:32] Matthew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:18 towards level 61.
[10/20/23 23:42:54] Matthew [96/607] has challenged Bolded [175/1006] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:32:08 is added to Matthew's clock.
[10/21/23 06:48:59] Matthew [43/607] has challenged sparogy [385/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:15:47 is added to Matthew's clock.
[10/25/23 13:29:37] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:46 towards level 61.
[10/25/23 14:13:09] Matthew [33/607] has challenged Asara [206/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:26:43 is added to Matthew's clock.
[10/26/23 06:57:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 1 day, 19:58:09 toward level 61.
[10/26/23 18:52:34] Matthew and dyvonna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 04:34:56] Matthew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:30:07 from level 61.
[10/28/23 07:09:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Matthew with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:23:51 from level 61.
[10/28/23 10:27:06] freeboson [849/1017] has come upon Matthew [587/607] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:34:14 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/29/23 05:26:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Matthew with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 14:58:47 from level 61.
[10/29/23 07:44:52] bg [529/1095] has come upon Matthew [360/607] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:38:45 is removed from bg's clock.
[10/29/23 13:57:05] Destruia [506/761] has come upon Matthew [362/607] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:01:03 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[10/29/23 15:20:12] grangerstranger [186/384] has challenged Matthew [319/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[10/30/23 08:12:52] Matthew [412/607] has come upon yNos [650/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:00:08 is added to Matthew's clock.
[10/31/23 01:59:56] Ungoliant [321/768] has challenged Matthew [241/607] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[10/31/23 10:47:04] Matthew [413/607] has challenged mordac [372/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:39:59 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[11/01/23 10:32:17] Pinkman [839/894] has come upon Matthew [105/607] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:51:30 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[11/01/23 10:32:17] Pinkman has dealt Matthew a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:36:19 is added to Matthew's clock.
[11/03/23 14:05:35] sam [339/1003] has challenged Matthew [377/607] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:48:59 is added to sam's clock.
[11/03/23 17:54:15] Matthew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:49 towards level 61.
[11/03/23 19:02:52] Matthew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:18 towards level 61.
[11/04/23 06:00:45] jaxson, Matthew, and gideonstar [1169/1884] have team battled CodeB, scumola, and EddieT137 [1505/2565] and lost! 0 days, 13:20:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/23 18:49:09] Matthew, Susumurata, Finley, and dodecahedron have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/23 21:07:32] Matthew [575/607] has come upon pfoley [327/1100] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:39:49 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[11/04/23 21:10:24] Matthew reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Matthew's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/23 03:55:45] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:11 towards level 61.
[11/05/23 21:19:33] MetaNova [397/677] has challenged Matthew [241/610] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:03:37 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[11/06/23 02:49:22] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:54 towards level 61.
[11/06/23 07:11:00] Matthew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:07 from level 61.
[11/06/23 09:40:39] Matthew [537/844] has challenged Stevland [727/1045] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to Matthew's clock.
[11/06/23 10:34:34] tsr, Drkmirror, and gildarts [1644/2159] have team battled Matthew, rawgreaze, and Destruia [1369/2617] and won! 0 days, 01:07:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/23 21:27:00] BastelBot [619/784] has come upon Matthew [389/844] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:29:47 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[11/07/23 12:44:53] Matthew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:33:31 towards level 62.
[11/07/23 16:23:01] Finley [62/682] has come upon Matthew [73/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:22:07 is added to Finley's clock.
[11/08/23 04:50:39] Matthew got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:00:41 towards level 62.
[11/08/23 14:54:52] Matthew left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Matthew's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/09/23 11:56:06] simple, pfoley, and Matthew [1407/3004] have team battled JigmeDatse, Techman, and jaxson [2077/2440] and lost! 1 day, 00:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/23 16:26:00] Omega [89/1051] has come upon Matthew [766/826] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:29:23 is added to Omega's clock.
[11/10/23 14:47:42] tomhek [623/1191] has challenged Matthew [724/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:14:00 is added to tomhek's clock.
[11/10/23 14:54:01] Matthew, talisein, and Finley [1517/2174] have team battled RussellB, ledregion, and Nuae [1273/2255] and won! 2 days, 21:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/23 13:51:39] EddieT137 [83/1102] has come upon Matthew [816/826] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:06:01 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[11/11/23 19:33:48] scumola, sam, and Omega [444/2706] have team battled Matthew, cfjk, and vegadark [172/2626] and won! 4 days, 11:38:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/23 22:45:31] Nuae [623/886] has come upon Matthew [43/826] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:59:40 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[11/13/23 07:02:58] dwfreed [1027/1133] has challenged Matthew [582/826] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:18:21 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/13/23 08:03:12] zcy [138/897] has challenged Matthew [637/826] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:30:05 is added to zcy's clock.
[11/21/23 18:32:49] allo [541/838] has challenged Matthew [342/826] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:27:18 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/22/23 10:58:11] Matthew [592/826] has challenged insidesources [9/475] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:37:10 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[11/22/23 14:13:15] Acolarh [172/810] has come upon Matthew [339/826] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:01:28 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[11/23/23 10:21:58] Matthew and Lord255 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/23 01:12:19] nickware [36/68] has challenged Matthew [572/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to nickware's clock.
[11/24/23 03:31:24] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:39:54 towards level 62.
[11/24/23 18:32:24] hugga [178/732] has come upon Matthew [638/826] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:11 is added to hugga's clock.
[11/26/23 04:31:35] solarsparq, laama, and Kritzefitz [2381/2839] have team battled Matthew, gendish, and elf [204/2239] and won! 2 days, 09:21:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/23 00:13:04] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:16:48 towards level 62.
[11/28/23 10:16:40] ToHellWithGA [225/1235] has come upon Matthew [151/826] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:04:16 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/28/23 23:01:33] BenDover [346/496] has come upon Matthew [324/826] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:12:54 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[11/29/23 02:31:28] Matthew [582/826] has come upon damyan [528/788] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:12:00 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[11/29/23 05:10:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Matthew with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 00:13:20 from level 62.
[11/29/23 11:42:33] Daikojun [403/655] has challenged Matthew [408/826] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:51:26 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[11/29/23 12:59:58] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:00:37 towards level 62.
[11/29/23 22:21:32] Matthew got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:29:55 from level 62.
[11/30/23 10:01:22] BastelBot [650/811] has come upon Matthew [127/826] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:51:22 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[11/30/23 18:38:11] jayvee [568/620] has come upon Matthew [416/826] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:02:59 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[11/30/23 19:55:21] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:01 towards level 62.
[12/01/23 04:51:31] Matthew, Nuae, and Lnk [365/2553] have team battled el, Gorek, and Jens [1162/2731] and lost! 2 days, 16:30:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/23 09:55:36] ter0, Platonides, and gusto [722/2107] have team battled signofzeta, Misza, and Matthew [747/2918] and lost! 1 day, 22:56:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/23 03:48:51] roosterphant, Tenorman, and Tangles [226/2176] have team battled Gangsterish, Matthew, and Nysdar [942/3054] and lost! 0 days, 09:43:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/23 16:01:26] Matthew reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Matthew's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/23 21:07:57] Matthew broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:18:57 from level 62.
[12/07/23 03:51:10] adamus1red, allo, and spex [2177/2947] have team battled Matthew, Lnk, and KindOne [307/2124] and won! 0 days, 18:16:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/23 09:28:10] Thorael and Matthew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/23 14:02:52] slim [599/992] has come upon Matthew [64/829] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:42:17 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/08/23 20:31:14] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:13 towards level 62.
[12/09/23 09:21:21] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:53 towards level 62.
[12/09/23 11:54:36] Matthew [659/829] has come upon yNos [13/946] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:50:01 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[12/09/23 23:02:21] TimWolla [174/1024] has come upon Matthew [808/829] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:14:46 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[12/11/23 03:53:32] Aksej [297/1091] has challenged Matthew [476/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:33:43 is added to Aksej's clock.
[12/11/23 11:55:30] Matthew [334/829] has challenged d4n13L [355/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:20:10 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/13/23 11:25:44] Matthew and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/23 16:18:35] Russell, Bolded, and Cockroach [1627/2501] have team battled Khorne, Matthew, and elf [992/2848] and won! 0 days, 04:17:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/23 23:10:54] ToHellWithGA [940/1250] has challenged Matthew [642/829] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:03 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/16/23 08:23:28] Matthew and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/23 00:12:23] Matthew, tass, and el [2305/2366] have team battled Ungoliant, gradator, and KingPimpCommand [202/2079] and won! 0 days, 00:54:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/23 03:48:58] Matthew [484/860] has challenged allo [77/838] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[12/17/23 05:50:47] Matthew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:05:49 towards level 63.
[12/17/23 18:26:23] HeavyPodda [397/949] has come upon Matthew [589/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:46:30 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/18/23 04:39:46] REDXIII, pfoley, and alexlehm [1608/2333] have team battled EddieT137, Matthew, and Russell [1081/3038] and won! 0 days, 15:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/23 09:19:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 25 days, 06:50:37 toward level 63.
[12/19/23 15:53:48] Matthew and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/23 18:28:14] GRIZZLYMAN [153/714] has come upon Matthew [190/860] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:13:17 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[12/19/23 22:51:33] Matthew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:06 towards level 63.
[12/20/23 22:44:07] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:35 towards level 63.
[12/21/23 04:54:39] Sario [206/977] has challenged Matthew [513/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:01:21 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/21/23 16:58:16] blobdog [190/710] has challenged Matthew [5/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:12:44 is removed from blobdog's clock.
[12/22/23 17:24:34] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:17 towards level 63.
[12/24/23 14:21:09] Matthew and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/23 08:56:32] Matthew and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/23 12:18:19] caeli [824/862] has come upon Matthew [607/863] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:48:34 is removed from caeli's clock.
[12/27/23 01:27:03] Matthew [478/863] has challenged Thorael [644/653] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/27/23 14:16:31] heisenbug [571/762] has come upon Matthew [300/863] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:21:30 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/28/23 05:34:49] Nuae [29/898] has come upon Matthew [745/863] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:29:19 is added to Nuae's clock.
[12/29/23 06:10:27] vegadark [269/938] has come upon Matthew [182/863] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 20:07:34 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/29/23 10:19:10] Matthew [231/863] has come upon Affliction [228/1025] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:18:28 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[12/29/23 22:26:11] Matthew, Ungoliant, and Kurenai [777/2653] have team battled Lord255, "\@_, and Fenrik [237/3091] and won! 0 days, 08:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/23 23:56:27] nya and Matthew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/23 23:52:24] misha [709/902] has come upon Matthew [350/863] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:31:30 is removed from misha's clock.
[12/31/23 03:26:35] Tangles [123/1023] has come upon Matthew [405/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:35:07 is added to Tangles's clock.
[01/01/24 09:00:51] kinus, Matthew, tass, and hdm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/24 13:31:07] ChowderKeg [428/575] has challenged Matthew [11/863] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:36:33 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[01/04/24 05:43:06] Matthew fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:34:56 from level 64.
[01/04/24 06:07:00] u4ia [308/531] has come upon Matthew [424/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:10:03 is added to u4ia's clock.
[01/04/24 16:38:11] JackyB, spex, and Matthew [1562/2850] have team battled OobSaco, bookworm, and KindOne [344/1858] and won! 5 days, 05:17:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/24 00:21:39] Matthew and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/24 19:22:11] Matthew fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:35:00 from level 64.
[01/07/24 05:59:31] Matthew [785/863] has challenged Lord255 [237/613] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:26:49 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[01/09/24 22:18:48] io [339/1269] has come upon Matthew [57/863] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:02:54 is removed from io's clock.
[01/11/24 01:11:58] Matthew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:54 towards level 64.
[01/11/24 18:53:19] Matthew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:55 towards level 64.
[01/12/24 23:51:48] Paganel [158/787] has come upon Matthew [449/863] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:34:51 is added to Paganel's clock.
[01/13/24 01:03:40] BastelBot, Matthew, and buzel [279/2565] have team battled gusto, ZOTTA, and ponzu [2191/2219] and lost! 1 day, 15:58:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/24 04:56:26] Matthew fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:35:38 from level 64.
[01/14/24 06:17:25] Matthew and Daikojun have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/24 20:28:54] soltys, Matthew, and zbe [1612/3295] have team battled damyan, io, and BenDover [465/2537] and won! 1 day, 10:02:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/24 00:55:00] Sario [161/991] has challenged Matthew [801/863] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:18:58 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/16/24 12:20:36] Matthew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:44 towards level 64.
[01/16/24 18:51:30] particleflux, Puff, and Lnk [1426/2050] have team battled Techman, Matthew, and washclof [1156/3055] and won! 1 day, 03:11:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/24 20:19:00] Kachin, aqsd, and Matthew [1700/2701] have team battled JigmeDatse, ColonelPanic001, and Zaratustra [1788/2511] and lost! 0 days, 20:18:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/24 03:01:21] Matthew [365/863] has challenged Thorael [617/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:39:47 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/17/24 06:02:05] Matthew [819/863] has challenged Khorne [656/976] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:26:58 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[01/17/24 10:45:14] tass [566/732] has come upon Matthew [712/863] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:56:17 is added to tass's clock.
[01/18/24 02:35:39] Matthew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:30 towards level 64.
[01/18/24 13:49:35] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:12 towards level 64.
[01/18/24 14:04:40] Kayn [1/8] has challenged Matthew [747/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Kayn's clock.
[01/18/24 22:54:24] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:21 towards level 64.
[01/20/24 16:15:16] Matthew [402/863] has challenged gildarts [202/823] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[01/21/24 18:29:22] Lilith [108/895] has challenged Matthew [191/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:05 is added to Lilith's clock.
[01/23/24 17:24:00] Matthew and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/24 20:37:52] Matthew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:32:49 towards level 65.
[01/24/24 22:52:18] Matthew [76/863] has come upon Feras [503/560] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:06:14 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/25/24 18:34:22] TheSilentLink, Matthew, and kptr [131/2509] have team battled sky, Ancalagon, and Bolded [39/2591] and won! 0 days, 02:15:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/24 18:20:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 16 days, 04:45:40 toward level 65.
[01/28/24 00:36:03] realguy [472/477] has come upon Matthew [528/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:17:35 is added to realguy's clock.
[01/28/24 11:42:24] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:29 towards level 65.
[01/28/24 22:56:13] Matthew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:38:24 from level 65.
[01/28/24 23:41:37] Matthew was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:35:18 from level 65.
[01/29/24 08:23:16] Matthew [235/863] has come upon CodeGeek [649/1263] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:44:08 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/31/24 22:09:38] Matthew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:04:28 towards level 65.
[02/02/24 14:10:56] Neil, Matthew, Crazycatlady, and CompanionCube have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/24 15:44:06] MELOONi, Bolded, and nawcom [1389/2933] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, Matthew, and Kurenai [433/2639] and won! 0 days, 01:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/24 18:42:39] Ecko, nawcom, and Matthew [2163/2819] have team battled gildarts, tswsl, and Fenrik [385/2741] and won! 0 days, 00:35:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/24 06:16:50] Matthew, Zed_Spiker, and dodecahedron [1496/2484] have team battled Zaratustra, Sombra, and tsr [1959/2872] and lost! 1 day, 13:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/24 05:35:01] Matthew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:21 towards level 65.
[02/08/24 21:16:49] ter0, blobdog, and jaxson [2111/2139] have team battled Matthew, Platonides, and justpink [1140/1975] and won! 6 days, 06:07:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/24 17:45:08] jayvee [171/634] has come upon Matthew [773/863] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 11:37:44 is added to jayvee's clock.
[02/10/24 09:18:03] Matthew, sky, and alexlehm [69/2699] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, zbe, and sco1 [50/2632] and won! 0 days, 19:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/24 13:24:52] Matthew got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:45 towards level 65.
[02/10/24 20:31:22] Matthew [629/863] has challenged adamus1red [798/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:50:41 is added to Matthew's clock.
[02/12/24 07:45:30] Matthew [536/863] has come upon nya [170/734] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:46:02 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[02/12/24 10:40:42] vegadark [665/955] has challenged Matthew [488/863] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:05:02 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/13/24 04:14:47] Matthew had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:35 from level 65.
[02/13/24 11:21:12] Matthew [421/866] has challenged Drin [176/1098] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[02/13/24 19:49:22] dodecahedron [395/516] has challenged Matthew [749/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:05:35 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[02/14/24 12:27:23] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:02:12 towards level 66.
[02/14/24 14:17:41] Matthew learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:50:38 towards level 66.
[02/14/24 18:09:12] Matthew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:49:29 towards level 66.
[02/15/24 04:57:44] Matthew [654/866] has challenged pastly [295/434] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:06:08 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[02/16/24 19:07:46] gendish, Sombra, and Ungoliant [2288/2442] have team battled Matthew, Celediel, and CornFly [187/2479] and won! 3 days, 23:51:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/24 12:11:18] EddieT137 [641/1091] has challenged Matthew [252/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:24:23 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[02/17/24 21:13:30] Gangsterish [206/1082] has challenged Matthew [383/866] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:37:21 is added to Gangsterish's clock.
[02/18/24 03:14:37] spex [228/1140] has challenged Matthew [450/866] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:13:58 is added to spex's clock.
[02/18/24 17:28:14] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:10 towards level 66.
[02/18/24 19:22:09] yang [339/484] has challenged Matthew [784/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to yang's clock.
[02/19/24 17:26:35] Matthew [51/866] has challenged kzootech [366/650] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:08:29 is added to Matthew's clock.
[02/19/24 19:07:24] Matthew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:14:37 from level 66.
[02/19/24 19:27:08] Matthew [172/866] has challenged kptr [98/600] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:57:28 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[02/20/24 23:04:57] Matthew and Stevland have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/24 10:53:04] n0ssh [256/662] has come upon Matthew [40/866] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:51:54 is removed from n0ssh's clock.
[02/22/24 12:22:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Matthew with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 12:09:59 from level 66.
[02/24/24 00:29:04] caeli, Zed_Spiker, and tscherer [1240/2412] have team battled KyloRen, Matthew, and Fenrik [1488/2517] and lost! 1 day, 14:06:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/24 07:03:10] Matthew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:29:43 towards level 66.
[02/27/24 08:36:10] Fenrik, u4ia, and Cockroach [2326/2441] have team battled Matthew, slim, and sc [2616/3112] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/24 10:03:33] Matthew and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/24 19:57:42] Acolarh [21/824] has come upon Matthew [294/866] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:25:28 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[02/29/24 09:56:42] zuper [75/316] has come upon Matthew [750/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:11 is added to zuper's clock.
[02/29/24 14:38:56] Ecko [466/1007] has challenged Matthew [92/866] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:39:31 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[03/01/24 05:21:58] Matthew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:37 towards level 66.
[03/02/24 05:45:40] Matthew and dbx12 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 06:38:02] ahmubashshir [96/623] has come upon Matthew [729/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:28 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[03/02/24 14:35:23] kzootech [257/646] has challenged Matthew [234/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:19:42 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[03/04/24 03:50:12] Matthew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:37 towards level 66.
[03/04/24 17:31:39] Matthew and Notir have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/24 13:34:26] vectr0n [296/766] has challenged Matthew [291/870] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[03/06/24 17:45:36] Tabmow, solarsparq, and Acolarh [1395/2567] have team battled Matthew, pastly, and freeboson [1044/2515] and won! 0 days, 02:59:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/24 18:08:18] Matthew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:31 towards level 66.
[03/07/24 00:08:21] dbx12 [599/1139] has come upon Matthew [195/870] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:19:23 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[03/07/24 09:18:55] Lnk [100/834] has challenged Matthew [706/870] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:40:22 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/07/24 22:29:02] shikhin [423/1205] has challenged Matthew [128/870] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:58 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[03/10/24 01:38:51] Matthew [102/898] has challenged GilbertErik [82/804] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[03/10/24 03:16:17] Matthew ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:11:09 from level 67.
[03/10/24 11:27:38] Matthew was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:27:15 from level 67.
[03/11/24 08:20:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 9 days, 10:07:51 toward level 67.
[03/11/24 13:46:53] MetaNova [347/1286] has challenged Matthew [339/898] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:57:17 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[03/12/24 01:26:19] Matthew [217/898] has come upon Sario [855/1018] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:18:21 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/13/24 11:26:56] Matthew [843/898] has challenged Brocker [115/320] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:50:20 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[03/13/24 16:14:38] Matthew and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/24 01:48:04] Brocker [19/347] has challenged Matthew [604/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to Brocker's clock.
[03/15/24 03:03:45] Matthew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:34:47 towards level 67.
[03/15/24 07:06:06] io [194/1272] has challenged Matthew [588/898] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:13:08 is added to io's clock.
[03/16/24 22:48:17] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:30:30 towards level 67.
[03/17/24 00:36:11] solarsparq [103/822] has come upon Matthew [38/898] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:01:33 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[03/20/24 09:27:49] tswsl [2/706] has come upon Matthew [656/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:43:43 is added to tswsl's clock.
[03/20/24 14:32:20] Matthew [454/898] has come upon bobvador [14/1060] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:38:48 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[03/21/24 08:02:02] Matthew was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:24:39 from level 67.
[03/21/24 08:14:48] Matthew [125/898] has challenged Pinkman [420/955] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:48:42 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/21/24 14:19:13] noex [1/505] has come upon Matthew [211/898] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:15:02 is added to noex's clock.
[03/22/24 01:48:10] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:50:37 towards level 67.
[03/22/24 07:59:04] Matthew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:33 towards level 67.
[03/23/24 01:07:18] kenyon [199/1029] has come upon Matthew [317/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:13:01 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/23/24 08:19:29] PanamaCity3003 [303/364] has come upon Matthew [882/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:03 is added to PanamaCity3003's clock.
[03/23/24 19:54:18] Matthew, KyloRen, and medivh [730/1950] have team battled heisenbug, ukleinek, and jacob1 [26/2687] and won! 2 days, 15:22:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/24 06:11:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Matthew 11 days, 00:28:07 toward level 67.
[03/24/24 10:07:37] Matthew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:20 towards level 67.
[03/25/24 05:12:18] Sombra [359/1253] has come upon Matthew [631/898] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:45:01 is added to Sombra's clock.
[03/25/24 09:40:12] Matthew [467/898] has challenged eising [567/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:05 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/26/24 08:36:19] V, KindOne, and d4n13L [1102/2321] have team battled cadfael, Omega, and Matthew [1338/2780] and lost! 0 days, 23:13:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/24 08:59:12] Matthew [746/898] has come upon pfoley [224/1080] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:00 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[03/27/24 16:39:51] Matthew [592/898] has challenged Lord255 [410/1065] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:14:13 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[03/27/24 21:19:12] Matthew got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:51:45 towards level 68.
[03/28/24 01:03:31] Matthew [201/898] has challenged KindOne [50/490] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:15:26 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[03/28/24 22:38:45] Matthew [125/898] has come upon buzel [212/671] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:24:12 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/30/24 01:16:30] Matthew [55/898] has challenged Aksej [1094/1133] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:01:06 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/31/24 07:31:47] Amongusus [118/124] has challenged Matthew [767/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to Amongusus's clock.
[04/01/24 15:52:43] Matthew spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Matthew's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/24 04:42:52] Matthew [57/894] has come upon pfoley [961/1133] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:10:19 is added to Matthew's clock.
[04/03/24 01:38:49] Matthew and Amongusus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/24 00:55:12] idlegood [19/495] has challenged Matthew [781/894] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:53:44 is added to idlegood's clock.
[04/05/24 17:02:49] Matthew [489/894] has come upon bookworm [219/890] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:13:33 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[04/06/24 19:06:41] Matthew [550/894] has challenged Acolarh [225/824] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:01:05 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[04/08/24 00:46:30] Matthew got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:40:58 from level 68.
[04/08/24 03:07:55] Matthew learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:33:40 from level 68.