Player Info

User: Paperclip
Class: Maximizer
Admin?: No
Level: 58
Next level: 9 days, 09:44:25
Status: Offline
Host: ecksun!~ecksun@user/ecksun
Account Created: Fri Jun 4 19:14:40 2021
Last login: Tue Nov 23 04:32:58 2021
Total time idled: 173 days, 01:05:58
Current position: [190,252]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 39
boots: 48
charm: 42
gloves: 66
helm: 67
leggings: 36
ring: 66 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 29
tunic: 47
weapon: 73

sum: 513

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 11:37:23
quit: 1 day, 22:45:50

total: 2 days, 10:23:13

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 01:47:42] sam [24/28] has challenged Paperclip [25/26] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to sam's clock.
[06/05/21 03:38:18] Svetland [12/17] has challenged Paperclip [39/51] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Svetland's clock.
[06/05/21 04:16:44] Paperclip and Lord255 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/21 04:30:52] Paperclip [51/75] has challenged Bahhumbug [27/52] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/05/21 05:18:28] Paperclip [77/92] has challenged mordac [61/68] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/05/21 05:37:51] Makhno [45/56] has challenged Paperclip [19/92] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from Makhno's clock.
[06/05/21 07:17:50] pyre [3/6] has challenged Paperclip [26/94] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to pyre's clock.
[06/05/21 08:42:24] Paperclip [50/125] has challenged Kite [20/89] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/05/21 09:21:32] vegadark [59/126] has challenged Paperclip [95/125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/05/21 10:08:34] Paperclip [72/139] has challenged HeavyPodda [29/92] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/05/21 11:00:41] vegadark [76/130] has challenged Paperclip [3/139] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/05/21 11:29:01] Silvanus_Betrium [9/36] has challenged Paperclip [37/139] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[06/05/21 16:53:52] JeDa [115/118] has challenged Paperclip [169/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to JeDa's clock.
[06/05/21 18:28:54] Ancalagon [24/129] has challenged Paperclip [164/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[06/05/21 19:27:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Paperclip 0 days, 01:00:24 toward level 21.
[06/05/21 23:43:23] pants [3/7] has challenged Paperclip [77/199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to pants's clock.
[06/06/21 09:52:44] Paperclip and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/21 16:17:07] pztrn [5/44] has challenged Paperclip [78/233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to pztrn's clock.
[06/06/21 18:14:38] Paperclip [17/234] has challenged Platonides [15/196] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/06/21 22:46:27] Paperclip found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:35 towards level 26.
[06/07/21 00:19:38] BMO [2/218] has challenged Paperclip [164/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to BMO's clock.
[06/07/21 00:27:12] Paperclip [160/243] has challenged rfc2549 [28/206] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/07/21 07:48:09] Paperclip [144/255] has challenged Tor [59/212] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/07/21 10:27:40] pfoley [106/204] has challenged Paperclip [139/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/07/21 16:19:41] Paperclip [120/275] has challenged Angelina [118/249] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/07/21 20:20:08] hax404 [56/178] has challenged Paperclip [109/275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to hax404's clock.
[06/08/21 00:54:19] Majak [180/299] has challenged Paperclip [118/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Majak's clock.
[06/08/21 01:53:35] bookworm [230/271] has challenged Paperclip [149/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[06/08/21 02:13:03] Paperclip [0/284] has challenged MetaNova [56/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[06/08/21 03:28:08] Paperclip had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:30 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 04:06:10] Kachin, Destruia, and drahthaar [112/529] have team battled Paperclip, edef, and Wolf [703/707] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/21 04:54:26] Heisenberg, PiotrekD, and GyrosGeier [564/649] have team battled misha, Phil, and Paperclip [370/792] and won! 0 days, 00:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/21 14:20:26] Paperclip [124/294] has challenged Yarosh [30/227] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/08/21 16:02:10] Paperclip [37/294] has come upon Thorael [143/213] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:46 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[06/08/21 21:14:18] smoops [38/48] has challenged Paperclip [210/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to smoops's clock.
[06/09/21 04:27:38] Paperclip [192/298] has challenged tswsl [217/247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[06/09/21 19:24:04] Affliction [68/354] has challenged Paperclip [171/300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Affliction's clock.
[06/09/21 22:13:11] Paperclip [140/309] has challenged foo [29/149] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/09/21 23:57:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Paperclip with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 11:19:02 from level 33.
[06/10/21 08:00:02] Paperclip [197/309] has come upon MadMan [156/244] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:39 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/10/21 18:32:40] style [9/28] has challenged Paperclip [251/309] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to style's clock.
[06/11/21 02:04:54] Paperclip [149/366] has challenged brycec [185/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[06/11/21 21:49:51] Snarlack [7/173] has challenged Paperclip [135/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Snarlack's clock.
[06/11/21 22:36:13] Paperclip [292/366] has come upon MadMan [45/258] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:14:10 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/12/21 01:44:35] Paperclip [14/366] has challenged V [252/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[06/12/21 10:56:30] Yarosh [254/255] has challenged Paperclip [220/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[06/12/21 12:34:52] nawcom [11/212] has challenged Paperclip [244/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to nawcom's clock.
[06/12/21 18:48:05] BMO [173/344] has challenged Paperclip [116/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from BMO's clock.
[06/12/21 19:05:18] Kite [86/305] has challenged Paperclip [222/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Kite's clock.
[06/13/21 05:27:49] Paperclip [225/368] has challenged Pici [40/150] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/13/21 06:36:46] quanticle [17/177] has come upon Paperclip [344/368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:38 is added to quanticle's clock.
[06/13/21 15:12:36] Paperclip found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:36 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 16:58:14] Paperclip fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:40 from level 36.
[06/13/21 21:25:27] foo [218/232] has challenged Paperclip [35/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from foo's clock.
[06/13/21 21:51:21] BMO [182/344] has challenged Paperclip [238/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to BMO's clock.
[06/13/21 22:24:30] FenderQ [159/168] has challenged Paperclip [347/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to FenderQ's clock.
[06/13/21 22:39:32] Paperclip caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:33 towards level 36.
[06/14/21 01:22:49] jaxson [209/322] has challenged Paperclip [38/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/14/21 08:39:21] washclof [189/302] has challenged Paperclip [50/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from washclof's clock.
[06/14/21 08:58:54] Paperclip [219/369] has challenged JeDa [202/283] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/14/21 17:50:29] SCSi [2/4] has challenged Paperclip [2/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:12 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[06/15/21 16:11:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Paperclip 0 days, 00:34:30 toward level 37.
[06/15/21 16:46:13] Paperclip [178/389] has challenged zankore [166/172] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/15/21 16:46:13] Paperclip has dealt zankore a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:18:28 is added to zankore's clock.
[06/16/21 16:32:57] texke [70/255] has challenged Paperclip [380/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to texke's clock.
[06/16/21 19:52:47] ToHellWithGA [130/270] has challenged Paperclip [38/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/17/21 06:34:06] Paperclip [159/484] has challenged Pricey [121/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/17/21 08:00:50] Paperclip ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:43 from level 39.
[06/17/21 16:29:13] Paperclip was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:59 from level 39.
[06/18/21 13:50:03] jaxson [318/359] has challenged Paperclip [263/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/18/21 22:15:40] freeboson [204/347] has challenged Paperclip [198/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[06/19/21 00:36:01] zankore [229/256] has challenged Paperclip [67/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from zankore's clock.
[06/19/21 07:41:17] Paperclip [268/484] has challenged Platonides [308/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[06/20/21 09:40:03] Paperclip was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:04 from level 40.
[06/21/21 19:50:43] Paperclip [370/503] has challenged rfc2549 [240/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/22/21 05:30:58] el [267/311] has come upon Paperclip [207/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:26:21 is removed from el's clock.
[06/22/21 07:28:40] rabbitear, MightyDrv, and elf [580/1148] have team battled Phil, nya, and Paperclip [1217/1261] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/21 14:29:29] bobvador [204/375] has challenged Paperclip [162/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[06/23/21 22:08:41] uovobw [249/389] has challenged Paperclip [443/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to uovobw's clock.
[06/24/21 05:17:45] Paperclip [80/508] has challenged cremefresh [203/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[06/24/21 23:41:04] bagels [211/283] has challenged Paperclip [438/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to bagels's clock.
[06/26/21 04:26:24] Paperclip lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:30 from level 42.
[06/26/21 06:55:32] meti [124/316] has challenged Paperclip [209/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to meti's clock.
[06/26/21 06:58:11] Paperclip [395/508] has come upon Lnk [286/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:03:34 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/26/21 18:48:21] scornn [340/372] has challenged Paperclip [343/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to scornn's clock.
[06/27/21 10:30:22] Paperclip [479/524] has challenged Koffa [51/224] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/27/21 11:30:16] tmberg [205/297] has challenged Paperclip [258/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to tmberg's clock.
[06/30/21 03:49:46] hockpa2e [51/223] has challenged Paperclip [108/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to hockpa2e's clock.
[06/30/21 14:41:27] foo [14/313] has challenged Paperclip [313/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to foo's clock.
[06/30/21 17:29:43] Paperclip [474/531] has challenged average [6/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/01/21 21:48:19] Lord255 and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/21 09:02:55] Paperclip [496/531] has come upon jacob1 [507/560] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:05 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[07/03/21 08:31:09] BUSY [267/305] has challenged Paperclip [424/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to BUSY's clock.
[07/03/21 23:54:42] ShiaLabeouf [89/230] has challenged Paperclip [516/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to ShiaLabeouf's clock.
[07/04/21 07:26:21] Paperclip [127/531] has challenged zbe [43/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/04/21 09:19:46] gradator [276/501] has challenged Paperclip [450/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to gradator's clock.
[07/04/21 13:22:50] Paperclip bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:07 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 22:20:53] Paperclip [163/534] has come upon adamus1red [115/370] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:23:24 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/05/21 20:06:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Paperclip 1 day, 09:20:54 toward level 45.
[07/06/21 09:04:52] Paperclip [23/574] has challenged tomhek [147/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[07/06/21 20:14:54] average [307/337] has challenged Paperclip [112/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from average's clock.
[07/07/21 03:55:05] Paperclip discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:43 towards level 46.
[07/07/21 04:27:41] Paperclip was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:54 from level 46.
[07/07/21 20:11:25] Paperclip [503/574] has challenged megubyte [298/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:17 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/08/21 05:58:40] TBB [230/241] has challenged Paperclip [439/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to TBB's clock.
[07/08/21 10:14:33] Paperclip [397/574] has challenged zgrep [475/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:06 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[07/08/21 12:43:39] Paperclip [273/574] has come upon t3chn0 [293/347] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:41:42 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[07/08/21 14:58:55] bookworm [299/389] has challenged Paperclip [41/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[07/08/21 16:24:01] mrmonday, aqsd, AlexS, and Paperclip have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/21 23:41:28] Paperclip got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:45 from level 46.
[07/10/21 10:11:40] Zaratustra [230/426] has challenged Paperclip [311/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/11/21 00:02:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Paperclip with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:11:35 from level 46.
[07/11/21 19:51:47] Paperclip and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/21 20:56:06] Paperclip [150/575] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [112/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/11/21 23:12:55] Paperclip met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:20:07 from level 47.
[07/12/21 00:33:37] heisenbug [405/548] has challenged Paperclip [302/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:47 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/12/21 21:38:36] xbill [418/509] has challenged Paperclip [43/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:59:23 is removed from xbill's clock.
[07/13/21 07:40:48] Paperclip [326/575] has challenged Faradome [92/205] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:23:59 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/13/21 08:45:35] sbp [154/336] has challenged Paperclip [424/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/13/21 20:35:37] Paperclip [505/575] has come upon canton7 [227/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:51:25 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/13/21 20:54:14] AlexS and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/21 01:52:32] jaxson, Crazycatlady, and nawcom [186/1141] have team battled The_Decryptor, Paperclip, and Angelina [544/1605] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/21 09:25:39] Paperclip broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:15:57 from level 47.
[07/14/21 14:59:45] Paperclip got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:22 from level 47.
[07/14/21 20:38:34] Paperclip [432/575] has come upon tswsl [280/443] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:11:51 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/15/21 17:13:09] Paperclip [178/575] has come upon DirtyVader [234/254] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:08 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[07/15/21 18:14:00] Paperclip burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Paperclip's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/16/21 10:44:33] Paperclip stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:42 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 06:12:22] Asara [262/361] has come upon Paperclip [445/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:25 is added to Asara's clock.
[07/17/21 15:20:31] Paperclip [241/572] has challenged V [353/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[07/17/21 23:36:28] Paperclip was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:06 from level 48.
[07/18/21 00:01:54] Paperclip [126/572] has come upon gradator [497/510] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:54:13 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[07/19/21 11:39:08] Paperclip found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:44 towards level 48.
[07/19/21 15:07:06] Paperclip learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:36 towards level 48.
[07/19/21 17:53:35] CodeGeek, oxzi, and Paperclip [987/1167] have team battled Psilocybe, jokajak, and StalkR [639/1146] and won! 0 days, 00:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/21 20:32:39] bobvador, thornrag, and Khorne [330/1298] have team battled Ancalagon, chiastre, and Paperclip [1608/1656] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/21 12:19:03] zbe [73/448] has challenged Paperclip [329/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:31:26 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/20/21 16:52:12] xbill and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/21 22:52:09] heisenbug [89/572] has come upon Paperclip [456/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:50:20 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/22/21 09:58:15] "\@_, Neil, and MELOONi [7/1197] have team battled Endust, Paperclip, and TBB [508/1215] and lost! 0 days, 11:59:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/21 19:29:07] Paperclip [372/580] has challenged hax404 [348/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/25/21 20:07:52] Paperclip was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:00 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 05:33:15] Paperclip [295/580] has challenged mrmonday [376/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:21:56 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[07/29/21 05:21:05] Paperclip learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:49 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 14:20:28] Reilly, nCrazed, and munkis [902/1297] have team battled fattrat, soltys, and Paperclip [1095/1535] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/21 15:15:34] Ada, average, and StalkR [46/1062] have team battled Paperclip, Platonides, and Koffa [36/1450] and won! 0 days, 00:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/21 21:33:27] starlink [146/450] has come upon Paperclip [373/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:44:03 is added to starlink's clock.
[07/31/21 15:51:08] Nysdar [163/436] has challenged Paperclip [125/580] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[07/31/21 17:32:15] Paperclip was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:19 from level 49.
[08/01/21 01:20:53] Paperclip [312/590] has challenged edef [431/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[08/01/21 04:00:35] Paperclip [16/590] has come upon Thorael [257/511] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:47:34 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[08/02/21 10:16:04] coding_monk [264/288] has challenged Paperclip [54/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from coding_monk's clock.
[08/02/21 18:43:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Paperclip 3 days, 00:18:37 toward level 50.
[08/03/21 05:14:20] Gorek, Paperclip, and caeli [722/1502] have team battled vegadark, brycec, and laama [181/1285] and won! 0 days, 01:11:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/21 09:08:41] Paperclip, Crazycatlady, and SCSi [20/1685] have team battled Koffa, cornfeedhobo, and Phunkle [920/1051] and lost! 0 days, 17:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/21 20:51:06] Paperclip [253/590] has come upon JeDa [441/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:05 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[08/05/21 02:40:26] Thorael and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/21 08:23:54] Paperclip discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:09 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 19:19:41] Paperclip [364/590] has come upon Uplime [22/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:36 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[08/06/21 19:40:52] golgy [23/466] has come upon Paperclip [353/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:29:44 is added to golgy's clock.
[08/07/21 19:33:59] Paperclip, starlink, and li [947/1449] have team battled texke, Psilocybe, and bookworm [373/1236] and won! 0 days, 08:47:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/21 00:11:58] Paperclip EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:39:46 from level 50.
[08/08/21 07:30:39] SCSi [171/505] has come upon Paperclip [440/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:43 is added to SCSi's clock.
[08/08/21 08:30:54] scornn [199/416] has challenged Paperclip [239/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:35:18 is added to scornn's clock.
[08/09/21 10:23:07] Paperclip [13/590] has challenged csc2ya [332/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[08/09/21 19:58:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Paperclip 2 days, 09:40:18 toward level 51.
[08/10/21 02:37:10] iiriix [322/378] has come upon Paperclip [296/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:53:03 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[08/10/21 09:37:03] Paperclip stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:07 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 04:19:45] Paperclip [456/590] has come upon CornFly [252/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:38:00 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[08/11/21 04:19:45] Paperclip has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:15:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/16/21 09:14:53] Paperclip [433/590] has challenged bg [363/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:23 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[08/17/21 02:46:42] cornfeedhobo [260/340] has challenged Paperclip [46/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/18/21 11:46:48] Paperclip hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:35 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 22:24:57] ion [434/518] has come upon Paperclip [73/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:28:11 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/20/21 03:06:12] Paperclip [294/590] has challenged Majak [124/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[08/20/21 17:01:30] Paperclip and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/21 02:20:40] Paperclip, elf, and GyrosGeier [1007/1704] have team battled V, Vroomfondel, and allo [645/1490] and won! 0 days, 20:09:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/21 04:45:41] Paperclip gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:57:02 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 07:49:56] Kritzefitz [167/367] has challenged Paperclip [566/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/22/21 18:25:15] Russell, Gorek, and psycho [742/1436] have team battled Paperclip, golgy, and Khorne [1537/1620] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/21 21:01:44] Paperclip found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:29 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 05:02:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Paperclip 1 day, 23:19:35 toward level 52.
[08/23/21 09:15:33] Paperclip had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:06 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 04:14:22] el [101/581] has come upon Paperclip [358/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:00:02 is added to el's clock.
[08/25/21 03:10:16] drahthaar [237/503] has challenged Paperclip [355/590] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[08/25/21 14:40:55] Paperclip [5/590] has come upon Bkid [162/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:57 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[08/26/21 20:41:25] Kronan [149/395] has challenged Paperclip [492/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Kronan's clock.
[08/26/21 20:43:59] Paperclip [432/590] has challenged Chuck [360/399] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[08/28/21 03:45:56] edk, Geoff, and BastelBot [214/1719] have team battled Pingerfowder, Paperclip, and Bahhumbug [362/1401] and lost! 0 days, 13:14:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/21 10:38:13] Tenorman, Paperclip, and TheSilentLink [383/1457] have team battled CornFly, jjasghar, and simple [500/1708] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/21 05:56:01] cremefresh and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/21 15:51:44] Paperclip found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:50 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 07:09:15] BastelBot and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 14:36:37] Paperclip was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:27 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 17:21:39] Paperclip discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:41 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 23:33:36] Paperclip was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:43 towards level 53.
[09/01/21 02:04:36] Puff, Ancalagon, and bagels [1066/1478] have team battled ukleinek, Sherpard2, and Paperclip [1410/1621] and lost! 0 days, 19:24:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/21 00:06:36] starlink [436/454] has challenged Paperclip [311/590] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from starlink's clock.
[09/02/21 04:46:10] Gorek [320/589] has challenged Paperclip [491/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:37 is added to Gorek's clock.
[09/03/21 02:51:18] canton7 [12/452] has challenged Paperclip [589/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:42 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/03/21 03:19:22] KeboDK [219/452] has challenged Paperclip [457/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[09/03/21 03:53:45] omero and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/21 22:00:14] nyuszika7h and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 09:07:51] tswsl and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 09:29:07] Paperclip [361/590] has challenged Sokar [377/542] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[09/05/21 16:50:38] Paperclip and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 19:22:37] Jens, Majak, and Affliction [662/1403] have team battled Paperclip, Sergio, and Lord255 [881/1609] and lost! 0 days, 21:58:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/21 04:16:15] Paperclip [228/590] has come upon drahthaar [411/503] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:59:46 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[09/06/21 16:36:50] Paperclip, V, and Bahhumbug [1067/1595] have team battled The_Decryptor, zbe, and apb [743/1682] and won! 0 days, 07:05:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/21 22:51:44] Paperclip, CodeGeek, and vectr0n [712/1788] have team battled TimWolla, twobit, and bananaboat [361/1222] and won! 0 days, 00:38:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 11:48:43] Paperclip was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:12:03 from level 54.
[09/09/21 01:17:17] Abe, wille, and bobvador [963/1274] have team battled Nysdar, Paperclip, and popey [960/1502] and won! 1 day, 07:57:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/21 22:30:57] Paperclip [536/590] has come upon crysis [460/472] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:51:43 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[09/10/21 02:01:15] allo, io, and anarcat [1508/1922] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Paperclip, and heisenbug [1805/1806] and lost! 1 day, 04:02:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/21 14:44:44] Paperclip and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/21 07:24:31] TauPan, Ankhers, and nya [391/1727] have team battled bg, Paperclip, and Destruia [970/1692] and lost! 0 days, 05:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/21 12:10:17] Paperclip [411/590] has come upon Thorael [274/586] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:09 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[09/11/21 12:10:17] Paperclip has dealt Thorael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:03:45 is added to Thorael's clock.
[09/12/21 19:31:14] mordac [176/437] has come upon Paperclip [80/590] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:11:01 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/13/21 13:28:59] Paperclip ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:27:49 from level 54.
[09/14/21 10:49:48] Paperclip found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:26 towards level 54.
[09/14/21 12:04:59] allo, signofzeta, and Paganel [510/1366] have team battled AlexS, Forud, and Paperclip [398/1633] and won! 0 days, 00:59:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/21 08:32:40] Paperclip got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:37 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 12:06:33] blackroot, Paperclip, and Disruptor [300/1503] have team battled sky, ChowderKeg, and Alarien [1162/1864] and lost! 0 days, 12:10:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/21 23:22:35] Paperclip grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:49 towards level 54.
[09/19/21 05:16:39] nya and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/21 19:54:30] Paperclip [217/622] has challenged vectr0n [297/558] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[09/21/21 14:12:28] Paperclip was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:07:00 towards level 55.
[09/21/21 22:13:16] Paperclip [29/622] has challenged Alarien [217/540] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:16:21 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[09/22/21 00:46:32] Paperclip bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:53:26 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 07:06:56] Paperclip was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:34 towards level 55.
[09/23/21 17:11:04] rs and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/21 11:04:17] Paperclip [617/622] has come upon cfjk [21/380] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:52:09 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[09/25/21 19:22:24] V [203/628] has challenged Paperclip [51/622] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from V's clock.
[09/27/21 03:56:01] Ungoliant [270/334] has challenged Paperclip [79/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[09/27/21 07:00:00] Koffa [205/548] has come upon Paperclip [53/622] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:08:23 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/28/21 17:55:26] Platonides and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 19:42:25] Paperclip [360/622] has challenged tswsl [11/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:30:12 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[09/29/21 07:18:40] nyuszika7h and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/21 09:32:13] Paperclip grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:55 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 22:31:10] Paperclip lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:00 from level 55.
[09/30/21 08:48:45] Schmendrick [0/26] has challenged Paperclip [256/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Schmendrick's clock.
[09/30/21 23:00:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Paperclip 0 days, 17:32:34 toward level 55.
[10/02/21 18:00:59] Paperclip fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Paperclip's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/21 12:17:24] Paperclip [187/608] has come upon crysis [251/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:45 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[10/04/21 12:41:06] Paperclip [442/608] has challenged Disruptor [292/433] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:57 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[10/06/21 03:46:44] Paperclip and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 23:53:47] Paperclip [342/608] has come upon "\@_ [104/446] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:35:16 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[10/13/21 23:02:27] Paperclip [318/608] has challenged gettu [431/535] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:36 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[10/14/21 15:39:22] Drin [528/698] has come upon Paperclip [9/608] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:33:42 is removed from Drin's clock.
[10/14/21 22:18:51] xbill and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/21 18:00:24] Lord255 [347/409] has challenged Paperclip [291/608] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[10/18/21 09:01:54] damyan, eising, jjasghar, and Paperclip have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/21 17:05:32] Paperclip [210/608] has come upon jaxson [69/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:48:34 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[10/19/21 23:14:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Paperclip with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 12:44:54 from level 56.
[10/22/21 13:34:06] Zaratustra [17/446] has challenged Paperclip [500/608] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/22/21 23:46:31] Paperclip [48/608] has challenged Pricey [58/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:11 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[10/23/21 12:02:40] Paperclip [71/608] has come upon ShiaLabeouf [150/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:38:09 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[10/24/21 11:41:48] hax404 stole Paperclip's level 109 amulet while they were sleeping! hax404 leaves their old level 39 amulet behind, which Paperclip then takes.
[10/24/21 14:42:54] Paperclip caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:26 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 06:45:45] spex, MistahKel, and Theleveler [1341/1542] have team battled Paperclip, Plato, and Kangie [714/1183] and won! 0 days, 10:49:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/21 10:03:36] ShiaLabeouf [417/756] has challenged Paperclip [511/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:45:44 is added to ShiaLabeouf's clock.
[10/26/21 15:23:14] Paperclip [453/531] has come upon nya [523/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:36 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[10/26/21 22:47:19] Paperclip [47/531] has come upon drahthaar [157/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:04 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[10/26/21 23:55:52] Paperclip [165/531] has challenged gildarts [271/482] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[10/27/21 06:31:22] Paperclip [363/531] has come upon sheu [329/732] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:42:14 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[10/29/21 08:18:09] Paperclip [414/531] has challenged Majak [403/661] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:18:45 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[10/29/21 10:12:17] Paperclip [6/531] has come upon _sh [273/594] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:14:23 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[10/30/21 17:54:41] Paperclip lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:00:13 from level 57.
[10/30/21 22:25:48] Paperclip [174/531] has come upon TheSilentLink [336/626] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:50:46 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[10/31/21 00:31:16] damyan, Paperclip, and CornFly [1218/1537] have team battled Thorael, elf, and Techman [610/2390] and won! 1 day, 01:55:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 10:03:20] Paperclip [494/531] has come upon sheu [76/732] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:09:10 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[10/31/21 18:35:14] Melon [36/68] has challenged Paperclip [518/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Melon's clock.
[10/31/21 21:30:48] Gorek [402/697] has challenged Paperclip [95/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:15 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[10/31/21 23:34:16] Paperclip was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:24 towards level 57.
[11/01/21 00:19:55] Paperclip found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:25 towards level 57.
[11/01/21 02:34:45] MELOONi, Gerlo, and gegenschein [1255/1572] have team battled Gorek, Paperclip, and pyre [864/1769] and won! 0 days, 07:23:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/21 02:45:42] Gorek [230/697] has challenged Paperclip [32/531] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[11/01/21 08:06:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Paperclip 13 days, 00:05:10 toward level 57.
[11/01/21 17:26:32] pyre, hdm, and Alesia [1519/1786] have team battled Paperclip, Disruptor, and hiding [1151/1472] and won! 0 days, 01:09:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/21 09:51:42] Paperclip [49/531] has come upon bobvador [371/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:28:46 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[11/02/21 17:08:52] JeDa, Centrixx, and Paperclip [156/2054] have team battled d4n13L, Susumurata, and postikana [761/1186] and lost! 0 days, 15:17:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/21 15:44:33] Abe [372/454] has challenged Paperclip [474/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:30:49 is added to Abe's clock.
[11/03/21 20:09:59] Koffa [52/549] has come upon Paperclip [171/531] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:06:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/04/21 03:31:03] heisenbug and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/21 18:06:47] Paperclip [47/531] has come upon Andrio [483/532] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:03:24 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[11/05/21 01:10:06] heisenbug, BastelBot, and Sokar [897/1570] have team battled cornfeedhobo, StalkR, and Paperclip [944/1708] and lost! 1 day, 09:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/21 01:56:30] CompanionCube, MetaNova, and unicron [1762/1785] have team battled munkis, sial, and Paperclip [1002/1430] and won! 0 days, 10:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/21 06:48:36] Xenthys [45/83] has challenged Paperclip [373/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/05/21 07:54:29] Paperclip got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:19 from level 57.
[11/05/21 09:50:43] sc, Paperclip, and nyuszika7h [1749/1963] have team battled Faradome, zifnab06, and elf [859/1507] and won! 0 days, 05:42:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 07:57:47] Paperclip [428/531] has challenged soul [406/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:56 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[11/06/21 08:37:34] Paperclip [91/531] has challenged Centrixx [415/528] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[11/06/21 11:17:39] Paperclip [79/531] has come upon yano [191/464] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:18:27 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[11/07/21 03:00:14] Xenthys [95/198] has challenged Paperclip [341/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/07/21 12:03:09] Crazycatlady [55/652] has challenged Paperclip [461/531] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:24:40 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/07/21 15:16:12] Bahhumbug, Aksej, and nyuszika7h [218/1411] have team battled HeavyPodda, Paperclip, and io [138/1665] and won! 0 days, 10:15:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/21 21:56:53] plerd [10/11] has challenged Paperclip [309/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to plerd's clock.
[11/09/21 04:20:08] Paperclip [253/531] has come upon barix [215/226] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:54:22 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[11/09/21 13:22:35] Pinkman [179/354] has challenged Paperclip [117/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[11/09/21 23:01:05] Paperclip caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:28:30 towards level 58.
[11/10/21 01:59:21] Thorael, io, and d4n13L [1833/2029] have team battled washclof, bloodElk, and Paperclip [1105/1760] and won! 1 day, 15:12:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/21 07:20:41] Paperclip bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:14:02 towards level 58.
[11/10/21 10:32:29] Jens [107/402] has challenged Paperclip [500/531] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/11/21 03:06:31] Paperclip was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:27:42 towards level 58.
[11/12/21 00:30:36] Paperclip [434/531] has come upon tomhek [402/745] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:05:50 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[11/12/21 13:58:04] Alys [368/400] has challenged Paperclip [271/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:29 is removed from Alys's clock.
[11/12/21 14:12:16] Paperclip spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Paperclip's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/21 18:02:03] Koffa [529/549] has come upon Paperclip [194/524] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:49 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/13/21 09:04:08] Paperclip got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:29:14 from level 58.
[11/15/21 02:35:13] spex, BastelBot, and Gorek [695/1736] have team battled JigmeDatse, Paperclip, and Alarien [1695/1831] and lost! 0 days, 04:50:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/21 17:26:08] starlink [403/634] has come upon Paperclip [59/524] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:33 is removed from starlink's clock.
[11/15/21 18:16:31] edk and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/21 09:07:07] Paperclip found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:26 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 15:06:47] Ungoliant [157/471] has challenged Paperclip [219/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[11/23/21 23:34:00] Paperclip was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:16:59 from level 58.
[11/25/21 21:00:42] Paperclip fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:37 from level 58.
[11/26/21 19:56:59] Paperclip found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:57 towards level 58.
[11/27/21 03:35:02] Paperclip left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Paperclip's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/21 14:20:16] Paperclip got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:28 towards level 58.
[11/27/21 23:20:50] Paperclip [221/520] has come upon VOID [235/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:23:53 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[11/28/21 04:34:36] bsleep and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 00:05:31] Paperclip [340/520] has challenged Susumurata [173/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:06:14 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[12/01/21 01:59:24] Paperclip bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:39 towards level 58.
[12/01/21 04:00:30] washclof, Psilocybe, and Techman [2296/2298] have team battled tmberg, Paperclip, and Plato [744/1778] and won! 0 days, 17:11:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 08:49:22] sheu, Disruptor, and munkis [1669/1884] have team battled Paperclip, Feltharell, and kenyon [262/1468] and won! 1 day, 23:48:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 14:15:04] Zaratustra, nyuszika7h, and coding_monk [766/1410] have team battled Paperclip, nawcom, and bsleep [246/1714] and won! 1 day, 05:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 17:04:51] Paperclip was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:04 from level 58.
[12/01/21 17:19:31] Paperclip died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:08:08 from level 58.
[12/02/21 19:13:54] mrmonday, Paperclip, and Algernon [947/1528] have team battled sbp, Feoh, and Paganel [156/1769] and won! 0 days, 01:12:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 10:23:04] Paperclip got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:14 from level 58.
[12/04/21 01:22:42] Svetland [517/789] has come upon Paperclip [30/520] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:40:17 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[12/04/21 08:23:45] Paperclip [64/520] has come upon tomhek [528/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:58:07 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[12/05/21 18:20:13] Paperclip ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:41 from level 58.
[12/05/21 23:36:03] Paperclip stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:38 towards level 58.
[12/06/21 13:27:31] Paperclip [95/564] has challenged Xenthys [316/351] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[12/06/21 22:37:58] laama and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/21 02:39:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Paperclip 23 days, 06:17:24 toward level 59.
[12/07/21 03:46:33] Paperclip [514/564] has come upon JoeK [173/430] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:56:38 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[12/08/21 04:39:39] Paperclip [477/564] has come upon Tangles [557/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:36:55 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[12/08/21 15:10:36] Svetland, Paperclip, and ukleinek [284/1802] have team battled wesley, JamCow, and hugga [1094/1103] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/21 01:46:58] Disruptor, Paperclip, and Iines [890/2384] have team battled Ancalagon, starlink, and Tenedos [951/1834] and lost! 1 day, 13:49:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/21 01:57:45] Paperclip gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:21:48 towards level 59.