Player Info

User: Sario
Class: Chaos
Admin?: No
Level: 71
Next level: 35 days, 08:33:34
Status: Online
Host: Sario!sario@libera/staff/owl/sario
Account Created: Mon Dec 27 19:55:08 2021
Last login: Mon Apr 1 05:53:49 2024
Total time idled: 642 days, 15:47:31
Current position: [419,481]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 143 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 262 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 70
gloves: 34
helm: 73 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 73
ring: 71 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 47
tunic: 55
weapon: 196 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 1024

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 14:36:05
part: 7 days, 00:00:00
quest: 2 days, 23:38:36
quit: 26 days, 23:49:48

total: 37 days, 14:04:29

Character Modifiers

[12/28/21 02:05:08] Sario [0/1] has challenged Arch [540/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/28/21 02:17:40] Sario [1/2] has challenged jaxson [20/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/28/21 02:47:49] Sario [8/10] has challenged mgr [188/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/28/21 03:07:11] Sario [9/17] has challenged thornrag [92/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/28/21 05:33:18] Sario [9/42] has challenged Centrixx [61/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/28/21 14:00:24] Sario [72/112] has challenged el [248/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/28/21 16:15:02] Sario [71/112] has challenged washclof [710/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/28/21 21:23:20] Sario [98/115] has come upon Jens [117/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:15 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/28/21 21:40:14] Sario [54/128] has challenged simple [397/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/29/21 14:21:50] Sario [37/161] has challenged megubyte [447/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/29/21 20:38:51] Sario [56/176] has challenged Forud [811/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/30/21 04:00:18] Sario [32/203] has challenged texke [481/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/30/21 08:33:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:02:12 from level 27.
[12/30/21 13:34:35] Sario [83/221] has challenged starlink [643/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/30/21 19:30:26] gildarts [346/530] has challenged Sario [123/221] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:36:06 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[12/30/21 23:28:35] Sario [196/270] has challenged StalkR [449/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/31/21 02:53:11] yNos [248/455] has challenged Sario [173/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:14 is removed from yNos's clock.
[12/31/21 10:57:37] Sario [50/285] has challenged signofzeta [131/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/01/22 00:09:30] Sario [26/288] has challenged starlink [333/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/01/22 15:36:40] Sario [116/298] has challenged misha [147/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/02/22 08:21:31] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:29 towards level 32.
[01/02/22 09:23:43] Sario [56/308] has challenged mordac [220/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/03/22 06:18:08] Sario [163/312] has challenged omero [205/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/03/22 16:16:03] jjasghar, TimWolla, and Majak [759/2330] have team battled "\@_, mordac, and Sario [240/1463] and won! 0 days, 21:22:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 19:00:09] Sario [73/312] has come upon omero [409/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:01 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/04/22 06:59:00] Sario [157/312] has challenged simple [331/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/04/22 09:43:29] jacob1, coding_monk, and Sario [360/1707] have team battled theZoMBiE, MistahKel, and jaxson [877/1862] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/22 20:18:46] Sario fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sario's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/22 16:03:37] Sario [77/308] has challenged sam [346/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/07/22 00:12:58] Sario [285/350] has challenged Nechayev [297/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/08/22 01:37:02] Sario, pitchshifter, and hare [554/1261] have team battled HeavyPodda, kinus, and Lnk [504/1905] and won! 0 days, 01:21:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 11:35:38] caeli [207/431] has challenged Sario [21/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:03 is removed from caeli's clock.
[01/08/22 12:30:43] Sario [278/350] has challenged womblecat [312/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/09/22 06:09:10] valek [275/347] has challenged Sario [324/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to valek's clock.
[01/09/22 07:56:21] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:21 towards level 38.
[01/10/22 05:09:31] Sario [99/350] has challenged tsr [728/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/10/22 09:52:46] Sario [313/350] has come upon Alys [509/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:58 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/10/22 12:31:19] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:38 towards level 39.
[01/11/22 01:27:52] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:13 towards level 39.
[01/12/22 04:08:10] Sario [111/354] has challenged EddieT137 [301/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/13/22 08:20:07] yNos, ChowderKeg, and GilbertErik [699/1762] have team battled drahthaar, Sario, and pfoley [309/1512] and won! 0 days, 05:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/22 13:58:11] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:48 towards level 40.
[01/13/22 15:34:30] Sario got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:30 from level 40.
[01/13/22 21:48:03] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:06 towards level 40.
[01/14/22 13:20:10] Sario [237/389] has challenged bobvador [3/721] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/15/22 01:43:16] ion, vectr0n, and Sario [767/1641] have team battled bookworm, csc2ya, and Lnk [1326/2280] and lost! 0 days, 08:22:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/22 16:53:44] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:41 towards level 41.
[01/15/22 18:36:55] The_Decryptor, theZoMBiE, and tswsl [1494/1990] have team battled HellSpawn, Covid-19, and Sario [587/1602] and won! 0 days, 16:07:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/22 00:08:18] Sario [118/389] has challenged Misza [923/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/18/22 00:35:45] Sario [83/389] has come upon sky [330/609] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:22:10 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/18/22 11:54:13] judahnator, MistahKel, and "\@_ [1807/2035] have team battled ToHellWithGA, DrinkyBird, and Sario [900/1909] and won! 0 days, 00:01:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/22 05:09:50] Neil [216/377] has challenged Sario [177/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from Neil's clock.
[01/19/22 19:20:14] Sario broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:59 from level 42.
[01/20/22 13:32:05] Sario [259/413] has challenged pwae [483/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/20/22 19:53:27] MadMan, Techman, and kenyon [387/2001] have team battled RussellB, Sario, and theZoMBiE [987/1816] and lost! 3 days, 21:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/22 08:55:04] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:40 towards level 43.
[01/22/22 13:15:26] Sario, MELOONi, and cadfael [1728/1774] have team battled el, chiastre, and CrashOverride [687/2176] and won! 0 days, 07:29:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/22 10:41:05] Sario reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sario's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/22 19:15:14] Sario [328/417] has challenged Tor [221/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/25/22 07:16:31] JamCow, Majak, and Misza [1249/2543] have team battled xbill, yNos, and Sario [1008/1666] and won! 0 days, 19:13:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 06:37:30] Aelane, JamCow, and bsleep [1567/1709] have team battled Sario, caeli, and buZz [1119/1655] and won! 0 days, 08:09:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 07:08:17] Sario [150/426] has challenged freeboson [80/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:01 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/29/22 19:49:14] Sario [302/426] has come upon elf [203/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:38:27 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/29/22 20:57:26] keepermurph [203/411] has challenged Sario [96/426] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:09:44 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[01/30/22 00:58:12] Yarosh [99/474] has challenged Sario [91/426] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:00:36 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[01/30/22 17:24:50] Sario [215/426] has come upon Affliction [345/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:47 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/31/22 04:36:53] Sario [232/456] has challenged buzel [371/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/31/22 09:04:18] freeboson [133/454] has challenged Sario [8/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:55:01 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/31/22 21:06:36] Sario [100/456] has challenged mordac [367/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:05 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/02/22 18:28:06] Sario lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:15:06 from level 46.
[02/02/22 19:29:00] Sario [238/456] has come upon dxrt [209/374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:52:15 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/03/22 14:20:53] Sario [416/456] has come upon Alys [350/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:52:05 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/04/22 23:53:11] SSLbits [10/113] has challenged Sario [328/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/05/22 09:03:30] Sario had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:54 towards level 46.
[02/05/22 10:08:00] Sario [69/456] has come upon bookworm [440/664] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:55 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/06/22 01:30:38] style [246/512] has challenged Sario [415/456] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:45:35 is added to style's clock.
[02/06/22 01:51:51] Sario [402/456] has challenged GyrosGeier [17/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/07/22 11:48:13] spex [440/552] has come upon Sario [413/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:02:25 is removed from spex's clock.
[02/09/22 04:58:57] herald [500/610] has challenged Sario [441/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from herald's clock.
[02/09/22 14:44:30] apb, KeboDK, and pitchshifter [969/1919] have team battled Neil, Sario, and Visse [1227/1247] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 14:49:51] d4n13L [124/403] has come upon Sario [414/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:12:03 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[02/11/22 12:43:43] Sario got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:50 from level 47.
[02/11/22 14:13:04] Sario [259/456] has challenged commie [343/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/11/22 22:26:40] Tangles, Sario, and Makhno [359/1712] have team battled Destruia, GyrosGeier, and MrMagoo [1408/1959] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/22 02:25:32] Sario died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:47:00 from level 48.
[02/12/22 17:01:50] cfjk, Techman, and Platonides [662/2098] have team battled Sario, MetaNova, and Hirion [1170/1525] and lost! 0 days, 21:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/22 11:26:34] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:14 towards level 48.
[02/13/22 22:32:20] Sario [312/456] has come upon buyoq [318/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:50:06 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/15/22 00:11:08] MadMan [243/462] has challenged Sario [389/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:00 is added to MadMan's clock.
[02/15/22 02:41:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 1 day, 07:35:26 toward level 48.
[02/15/22 06:39:33] CrashOverride [6/706] has come upon Sario [118/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:01:09 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[02/15/22 14:13:48] MadMan [439/462] has challenged Sario [95/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:10:56 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[02/16/22 13:41:14] Sario learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:09 towards level 48.
[02/19/22 03:19:49] Sario was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:24:31 from level 48.
[02/19/22 15:27:28] Sario [3/456] has come upon hdm [722/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:50 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/20/22 05:13:23] SirBummelz, scumola, Sario, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/22 04:38:04] Sario [101/456] has challenged dwfreed [1012/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/21/22 10:12:56] Sario [426/456] has come upon Yarosh [179/482] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:41:10 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/22/22 01:48:04] dwfreed, Aelane, and SirBummelz [858/2201] have team battled io, yano, and Sario [767/1672] and won! 0 days, 08:04:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/22 15:59:30] Thorael, HeavyPodda, and Sario [1030/2111] have team battled Yarosh, zgrep, and fattrat [1104/1622] and lost! 0 days, 21:29:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/22 22:01:11] Sario [146/456] has challenged buzel [7/793] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:50:10 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/26/22 02:16:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 20:41:58 from level 49.
[02/26/22 21:52:27] bg, washclof, and megubyte [1273/2193] have team battled Sario, V, and apb [1342/2104] and lost! 1 day, 09:30:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/22 00:40:51] Visse, talisein, and Wolf [1542/1939] have team battled crysis, Sario, and DrinkyBird [967/2021] and won! 0 days, 22:48:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/22 02:29:08] Sario [248/459] has come upon bg [259/769] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:11:03 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/01/22 16:18:27] Sario [75/459] has challenged opcode [83/300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:12 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/03/22 01:52:57] Lnk [338/994] has come upon Sario [311/459] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:41:13 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[03/03/22 07:21:42] Sario was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:33 from level 49.
[03/03/22 14:43:38] Sario [96/459] has challenged hdm [740/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/04/22 12:54:55] yNos, Abe, Sario, and io have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/22 11:09:50] Sario, Crazycatlady, and thornrag [49/1806] have team battled misha, Aksej, and KeboDK [1090/1646] and lost! 1 day, 07:28:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/22 17:07:18] theZoMBiE [241/554] has come upon Sario [158/459] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:44:30 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/05/22 20:11:30] Sario, Paganel, and CornFly [970/1603] have team battled CodeGeek, Arch, and freeboson [2117/2270] and lost! 1 day, 11:57:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/22 03:29:33] Sario was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:40:32 from level 50.
[03/06/22 06:20:44] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:14 towards level 50.
[03/21/22 07:25:31] Al-bot [189/339] has challenged Sario [14/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from Al-bot's clock.
[03/21/22 11:02:58] Sario bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:02 towards level 50.
[03/21/22 13:53:13] pyre, V, and HellSpawn [1607/2050] have team battled golgy, Sario, and zbe [254/1591] and won! 1 day, 02:24:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/22 02:14:35] Sario was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:47:28 from level 50.
[03/22/22 14:10:17] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:19 towards level 50.
[03/23/22 06:03:49] crank, Sario, crysis, and kline have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/22 13:30:28] elf [276/617] has come upon Sario [83/459] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:29:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/24/22 23:45:35] Sario [383/459] has come upon Sorin [481/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:11 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/25/22 15:33:12] Sario [102/485] has challenged pants [681/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/26/22 04:37:51] h00k [140/259] has challenged Sario [440/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/26/22 17:49:45] Sario [372/485] has come upon JamCow [56/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:35:07 is removed from Sario's clock.
[03/26/22 19:12:50] idleneutral [93/219] has challenged Sario [45/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[03/26/22 21:45:32] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:21 towards level 51.
[03/27/22 10:57:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 5 days, 03:32:08 toward level 51.
[03/28/22 00:48:42] mordac [98/509] has come upon Sario [159/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:49:11 is added to mordac's clock.
[03/28/22 10:58:16] Sario [299/485] has challenged ukleinek [515/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:19 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/29/22 02:01:17] Sario [144/485] has challenged crank [282/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:32 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/30/22 00:59:54] invisiblek [32/385] has challenged Sario [35/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to invisiblek's clock.
[03/30/22 14:49:08] Sario [338/485] has challenged KeboDK [448/644] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/01/22 11:37:23] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:56 towards level 52.
[04/03/22 06:07:52] Sario sharpened the edge of their weapon! Sario's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/22 05:00:26] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:38 towards level 52.
[04/04/22 05:51:05] Sario [343/490] has challenged nya [112/783] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:17:52 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/04/22 22:21:36] TheGreatest [4/8] has challenged Sario [412/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to TheGreatest's clock.
[04/05/22 22:48:42] Sario [339/490] has come upon allo [349/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:16:32 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/07/22 05:18:36] y [57/178] has challenged Sario [41/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from y's clock.
[04/07/22 20:28:13] szczot3k [378/594] has come upon Sario [282/490] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:57:54 is removed from szczot3k's clock.
[04/10/22 07:09:57] Sario [155/495] has come upon bg [467/769] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:18 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/10/22 13:20:01] Sombra [300/836] has challenged Sario [434/495] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:44:29 is added to Sombra's clock.
[04/11/22 11:07:37] Sario [445/495] has challenged Syloq [571/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:38:41 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/11/22 19:16:55] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:08 towards level 52.
[04/11/22 20:09:21] Sario [337/495] has challenged kenyon [633/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:52 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/12/22 09:37:36] Sario [325/500] has challenged Bkid [105/483] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/14/22 13:19:33] Sario [463/500] has come upon blabber [140/577] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:35:24 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/16/22 14:32:13] Grimbeorn [152/325] has challenged Sario [398/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Grimbeorn's clock.
[04/17/22 12:03:35] kzootech, Cirdan, and MetaNova [1556/1838] have team battled elf, Sario, and womblecat [1026/2178] and won! 0 days, 02:38:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/22 12:53:36] idleevil [69/449] has challenged Sario [24/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[04/18/22 03:42:02] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:48:00 from level 53.
[04/18/22 11:38:39] Sario [473/500] has come upon el [536/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:07:10 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/18/22 21:47:35] vegadark [794/927] has challenged Sario [169/500] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:53:57 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/19/22 05:55:45] Sario [241/500] has come upon HellSpawn [499/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:37:34 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/19/22 12:43:54] Lnk, zifnab06, and Hex [12/2020] have team battled Sario, pasquale, and gildarts [608/1408] and lost! 1 day, 04:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/22 05:27:14] O[_] [508/659] has challenged Sario [290/500] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from O[_]'s clock.
[04/21/22 15:20:08] Sario [462/500] has come upon Fam0r [336/555] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:20:02 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/21/22 16:53:44] Sario [6/500] has come upon "\@_ [361/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:18:56 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/05/22 21:10:31] StalkR [299/558] has challenged Sario [378/500] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:34:58 is added to StalkR's clock.
[05/06/22 02:33:06] Sario [147/500] has come upon xbill [530/1042] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:02:06 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/06/22 05:23:46] Sario learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:05 towards level 53.
[05/06/22 21:23:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 1 day, 18:57:23 toward level 53.
[05/07/22 04:38:20] Syloq, iiriix, and Sario [646/2061] have team battled Gorek, bsleep, and brycec [155/2562] and won! 0 days, 04:31:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/22 22:47:35] Sario [367/500] has challenged Kritzefitz [75/936] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from Sario's clock.
[05/08/22 20:02:40] Ralle, Bluedog, and Helystraza [276/1703] have team battled Sario, GilbertErik, and Hirion [1261/1712] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/22 09:23:45] Sario [138/500] has come upon Sergio [251/799] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:47:12 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/09/22 16:57:24] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:51:55 from level 54.
[05/09/22 17:49:07] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:30:23 towards level 54.
[05/10/22 03:35:27] Sario [489/500] has challenged Aksej [521/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:56:34 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/10/22 03:39:36] Sario bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:21:57 towards level 54.
[05/10/22 04:29:07] Sario was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:54:41 from level 54.
[05/10/22 08:54:14] Puff [352/769] has come upon Sario [23/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:08:59 is removed from Puff's clock.
[05/13/22 10:20:05] Sario [280/500] has come upon blabber [145/834] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:40:46 is removed from Sario's clock.
[05/13/22 14:52:21] Sario [212/500] has challenged Yarosh [226/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:59:06 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/13/22 22:31:58] Sario [205/500] has come upon jayvee [325/755] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:22:38 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/13/22 22:53:57] Sario [144/500] has come upon Ferris [239/629] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:43 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/14/22 06:46:40] Sario has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:59:19 from level 54.
[05/14/22 08:48:45] ChowderKeg, SCSi, and ToHellWithGA [1314/2243] have team battled Sario, yano, and laama [313/1925] and won! 1 day, 00:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/22 12:07:15] Sario was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:44:10 from level 54.
[05/14/22 13:39:26] nyuszika7h [599/679] has come upon Sario [461/500] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:25:10 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[05/15/22 17:31:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 07:57:15 from level 54.
[05/18/22 15:17:03] bg [90/769] has challenged Sario [30/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:10 is removed from bg's clock.
[05/20/22 05:19:47] Minus [130/234] has challenged Sario [273/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Minus's clock.
[05/21/22 13:31:08] Sario [363/500] has challenged Geoff [490/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:55:05 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/21/22 18:32:09] Nechayev [69/550] has challenged Sario [206/500] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:16:33 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[05/22/22 01:33:10] Sario got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:14 towards level 54.
[05/23/22 00:57:06] Tenorman [28/658] has challenged Sario [200/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:36:49 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/23/22 05:50:00] Reilly, Sombra, and bg [236/2351] have team battled ukleinek, Sario, and O[_] [1410/1712] and lost! 1 day, 12:11:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/22 05:12:57] Sario [498/500] has come upon O[_] [176/659] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:15:53 is removed from Sario's clock.
[05/24/22 19:45:17] Sario invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:58 towards level 54.
[05/24/22 20:06:30] GilbertErik, Sario, and TimeWarp [30/1343] have team battled SCSi, mehmet, and womblecat [809/1911] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/22 06:09:41] Sario fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Sario's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/22 12:18:14] Sario ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:30:24 from level 54.
[05/27/22 23:57:58] Sario [100/496] has come upon bookworm [178/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:26:28 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/29/22 03:46:43] Crazycatlady [66/731] has challenged Sario [329/496] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:58:43 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/29/22 15:58:06] Sario had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:16 towards level 54.
[05/30/22 07:27:54] jayvee, Forud, and Sario [1182/2122] have team battled Koffa, nyuszika7h, and ToHellWithGA [1760/2343] and lost! 0 days, 19:25:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/22 02:55:35] Sario [391/496] has challenged Xenthys [63/874] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:19 is removed from Sario's clock.
[05/31/22 10:33:45] MadMan [229/464] has come upon Sario [492/496] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:40:24 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/31/22 13:22:11] Sario, xbill, and pfoley [989/2182] have team battled damyan, Sorin, and yNos [342/1682] and won! 0 days, 14:36:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/22 19:00:56] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:20 towards level 54.
[05/31/22 22:23:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 0 days, 16:21:55 toward level 54.
[06/01/22 12:33:18] GyrosGeier [583/604] has come upon Sario [25/496] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:21 is removed from GyrosGeier's clock.
[06/02/22 04:47:22] Sario [474/496] has challenged sky [245/687] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:33 is removed from Sario's clock.
[06/02/22 04:47:22] Sario has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 8 days, 03:15:00 is added to sky's clock.
[06/03/22 01:34:30] Sleepy_boi [196/451] has challenged Sario [392/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Sleepy_boi's clock.
[06/03/22 13:26:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 17:49:45 from level 55.
[06/03/22 13:29:02] ion [619/710] has come upon Sario [286/496] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:52:45 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/05/22 03:46:35] Sario was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:23:28 from level 55.
[06/05/22 18:21:12] Sario [475/496] has challenged Destruia [136/706] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:43:50 is removed from Sario's clock.
[06/05/22 19:19:10] Sario [184/496] has come upon slim [425/426] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:31:32 is added to Sario's clock.
[06/07/22 07:02:46] jayvee, Sario, and heisenbug [1689/1816] have team battled bg, Paganel, and Acolarh [1432/2108] and won! 0 days, 06:48:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 12:37:53] Sario [325/496] has come upon Affliction [636/712] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:32:32 is added to Sario's clock.
[06/09/22 23:21:42] Sario, ToHellWithGA, and jayvee [2185/2246] have team battled TimWolla, Asara, and jaxson [235/1763] and won! 0 days, 05:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/22 20:53:54] MadMan [408/464] has challenged Sario [448/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:56:31 is added to MadMan's clock.
[06/12/22 22:59:06] Sario [485/496] has challenged yano [90/728] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:29:06 is removed from Sario's clock.
[06/13/22 12:24:53] t3chn0, Yestermorning, and hugga [703/1669] have team battled Sario, JigmeDatse, and Asara [1580/1708] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 12:58:21] gegenschein [164/829] has come upon Sario [122/496] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:34:48 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[06/13/22 23:42:14] Beefcan, Sario, and style [302/1663] have team battled crank, bookworm, and Wam [623/2450] and lost! 1 day, 12:05:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 10:06:16] Sario [426/496] has challenged soltys [664/692] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:56:05 is added to Sario's clock.
[06/15/22 00:30:41] zankore [799/885] has come upon Sario [136/496] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:01:37 is removed from zankore's clock.
[06/15/22 01:32:30] Sario, zbe, and DrinkyBird [790/2126] have team battled Wolf, SCSi, and StalkR [309/2165] and won! 2 days, 07:27:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/22 02:39:08] VonToutCourt [155/1320] has come upon Sario [100/496] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:22:22 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[06/15/22 15:12:51] Lnk, ToHellWithGA, and Sario [1735/2232] have team battled crank, Koffa, and zbe [1748/2143] and lost! 1 day, 03:33:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 16:33:22] Sario [124/496] has challenged Pinkman [639/774] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:21:02 is added to Sario's clock.
[06/17/22 00:02:04] Alarien [610/640] has come upon Sario [103/496] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:49:45 is removed from Alarien's clock.
[06/17/22 02:41:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 15:05:28 from level 55.
[06/17/22 08:37:39] Sario was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:22:58 from level 55.
[06/17/22 19:42:15] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:24:26 towards level 55.
[06/17/22 20:37:55] tsr [441/745] has come upon Sario [305/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:39:25 is removed from tsr's clock.
[06/17/22 21:10:19] Sario, tsr, and yano [886/1969] have team battled xbill, CodeGeek, and V [2162/2697] and lost! 0 days, 20:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/22 06:02:22] Sario was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:42 towards level 55.
[06/18/22 07:43:22] Sario [231/496] has challenged Arch [220/601] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:07:52 is removed from Sario's clock.
[06/18/22 07:43:22] In the fierce battle, Arch dropped their level 82 tunic! Sario picks it up, tossing their old level 35 tunic to Arch.
[06/21/22 11:13:24] Sario [342/543] has come upon Notir [274/577] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:28:50 is removed from Sario's clock.
[06/21/22 17:00:40] ion [574/715] has challenged Sario [412/543] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:38:51 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/22/22 00:02:01] Xenthys [498/883] has come upon Sario [94/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:57:21 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[06/23/22 16:07:35] hax404, pwae, and Khorne [1471/2036] have team battled Feltharell, Sario, and buzel [1569/1975] and lost! 2 days, 04:43:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/22 20:00:54] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:49 towards level 55.
[06/23/22 23:09:27] Sario bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:08 towards level 55.
[06/24/22 04:10:44] drahthaar [553/598] has challenged Sario [475/543] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:06:14 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[06/24/22 18:13:32] Sario [217/543] has challenged vectr0n [303/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:41 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/01/22 03:42:39] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:47 towards level 55.
[07/01/22 06:22:44] Sario [150/543] has challenged soltys [38/692] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:28 is removed from Sario's clock.
[07/01/22 20:24:18] Sario [437/543] has come upon scumola [405/650] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:35:10 is removed from Sario's clock.
[07/02/22 11:19:38] Sario lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:21:04 from level 56.
[07/03/22 05:39:52] Ankhers [297/657] has come upon Sario [99/543] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:02:53 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[07/03/22 08:20:27] LeD [366/471] has come upon Sario [309/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:38:31 is removed from LeD's clock.
[07/03/22 15:35:49] Sario discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:46:39 towards level 56.
[07/03/22 20:03:48] pasquale [2/794] has challenged Sario [480/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:48 is added to pasquale's clock.
[07/04/22 01:17:15] Sario grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:04 towards level 56.
[07/04/22 02:30:24] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:11:28 towards level 56.
[07/05/22 17:51:49] brycec, Sombra, and talisein [1599/2581] have team battled munkis, kzootech, and Sario [1226/1935] and won! 1 day, 23:53:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 04:06:11] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:26 towards level 56.
[07/06/22 08:16:16] Wolf [17/839] has challenged Sario [183/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:51 is added to Wolf's clock.
[07/24/22 15:45:56] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:54 from level 56.
[07/24/22 19:08:53] Sario spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sario's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/22 06:54:51] Sario was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:45 from level 56.
[07/25/22 17:40:15] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:30 towards level 56.
[07/25/22 22:12:02] Sario [61/534] has come upon Tangles [397/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:30:50 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/26/22 14:03:38] Sario was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:45 towards level 56.
[07/26/22 20:06:33] Sario [427/534] has come upon eroc1990 [61/609] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:30:18 is removed from Sario's clock.
[07/28/22 06:05:20] cfjk [280/561] has challenged Sario [237/534] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:01:07 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/28/22 06:46:25] Sario learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:34 towards level 56.
[07/30/22 00:14:00] Sario [213/534] has challenged Kemikals [123/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:39:18 is removed from Sario's clock.
[07/30/22 22:18:24] Sario [160/534] has challenged adamus1red [283/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:46 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/31/22 20:03:42] Sario [199/549] has challenged Aksej [524/574] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/31/22 21:26:10] Sario [525/549] has come upon allo [630/644] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:49:06 is added to Sario's clock.
[08/01/22 11:31:34] Alys [153/674] has come upon Sario [468/549] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:33:19 is added to Alys's clock.
[08/03/22 18:05:57] Sario, achin, and jaxson [1046/1542] have team battled V, shikhin, and soltys [1863/2391] and lost! 0 days, 03:55:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/22 23:41:02] mordac, Wolf, and zbe [1568/2082] have team battled Sario, Andrio, and hax404 [1259/1589] and won! 1 day, 20:08:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/22 13:59:14] beasty, Sario, and SSLbits [1041/1378] have team battled Vigrid, ufo-piloot, and Nechayev [160/1576] and won! 0 days, 02:02:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/22 10:21:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 13 days, 05:26:49 toward level 57.
[08/05/22 12:11:58] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:14:55 from level 57.
[08/08/22 12:47:04] Centrixx [323/854] has come upon Sario [403/549] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:36:14 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[08/20/22 05:58:02] simple [12/1027] has challenged Sario [471/549] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:11:19 is added to simple's clock.
[08/23/22 02:14:23] Tabmow, Cockatrice, and Sario [1232/1856] have team battled washclof, crank, and Drin [1623/2303] and lost! 1 day, 22:53:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/22 01:16:53] Sario [467/549] has challenged Arch [615/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:14:49 is added to Sario's clock.
[08/24/22 08:10:31] CrashOverride, Sario, and CornFly [1057/1866] have team battled eising, SCSi, and Psilocybe [1618/2265] and lost! 2 days, 06:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/22 00:03:57] Sario invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:22:09 towards level 57.
[08/25/22 16:53:29] Sario fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:55:47 from level 57.
[08/27/22 20:06:20] Sario [125/549] has come upon talisein [503/762] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:43:09 is added to Sario's clock.
[08/28/22 22:41:33] DrinkyBird [199/889] has challenged Sario [130/549] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:04:57 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/28/22 22:42:43] Cirdan, Psilocybe, and megubyte [129/2637] have team battled Sario, Forud, and Tenedos [682/1989] and lost! 1 day, 09:35:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/22 15:50:17] dyvonna, CodeGeek, Omega, and Sario have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/22 19:51:14] buzel, Yuhno, and Sario [1145/1933] have team battled A_Dragon, anarcat, and Chuck [2324/2720] and lost! 1 day, 06:16:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/22 19:36:49] Sario misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:04 from level 57.
[09/04/22 03:30:30] Sario [5/549] has come upon TimWolla [486/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:39:21 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/08/22 08:34:15] Sario [31/549] has challenged Zaratustra [207/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:00:50 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/08/22 08:50:18] Sario [344/549] has come upon washclof [103/1036] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:56:11 is removed from Sario's clock.
[09/08/22 12:17:41] Sario [298/549] has come upon tswsl [265/578] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:26:59 is removed from Sario's clock.
[09/08/22 13:14:07] bg, adamus1red, and theZoMBiE [2236/2502] have team battled cadfael, signofzeta, and Sario [250/2273] and won! 1 day, 14:49:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/22 18:49:35] Sario [447/549] has come upon freeboson [584/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:31:09 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/10/22 14:45:32] zankore [693/762] has challenged Sario [0/549] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:50:45 is removed from zankore's clock.
[09/10/22 14:45:32] In the fierce battle, Sario dropped their level 73 tunic! zankore picks it up, tossing their old level 52 tunic to Sario.
[09/12/22 00:53:32] Ecko [63/952] has come upon Sario [42/528] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:26:51 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[09/12/22 13:53:32] Sario [111/608] has challenged n0ssh [175/294] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/13/22 05:20:26] Sario [367/608] has come upon cfjk [0/561] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:59:25 is removed from Sario's clock.
[09/15/22 18:21:30] Sario bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:44:36 towards level 58.
[09/16/22 00:55:44] ukleinek, Misza, and el [95/2262] have team battled VOID, Chuck, and Sario [1889/2044] and lost! 1 day, 06:28:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/22 06:22:17] slim, Sario, and postikana [729/1603] have team battled ChowderKeg, Alarien, and aqsd [268/2199] and won! 1 day, 19:13:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/22 06:19:05] tomhek [712/806] has challenged Sario [489/608] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:35:23 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[09/17/22 13:06:55] Sario bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:37 towards level 58.
[09/18/22 17:20:37] Crazycatlady, Sario, and blabber [1323/2151] have team battled KindOne, kzootech, and Sherpard2 [1342/1682] and lost! 3 days, 16:57:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/22 16:31:01] Sario [92/608] has challenged tomhek [353/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:56:50 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/20/22 06:14:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 4 days, 01:41:37 toward level 58.
[09/20/22 10:42:22] Sario [580/608] has come upon Acolarh [89/641] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:29:40 is removed from Sario's clock.
[09/20/22 13:35:37] Ungoliant [303/735] has challenged Sario [479/608] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:52:37 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[09/20/22 18:14:17] Sario lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:30:48 from level 58.
[09/21/22 10:35:02] Sario, GRIZZLYMAN, and KyloRen [941/1324] have team battled zankore, buyoq, and gildarts [1536/2520] and lost! 0 days, 05:42:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/22 05:59:23] Sario, bookworm, and io [991/2126] have team battled HellSpawn, <rainchick>, and Ankhers [2045/2258] and lost! 0 days, 23:11:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/22 10:29:08] Asara, _sh, and Sario [256/2032] have team battled TheSilentLink, anarcat, and sbp [2009/2289] and lost! 3 days, 02:09:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/22 04:54:11] Sario [216/608] has challenged ukleinek [257/591] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:23:12 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/25/22 22:22:46] Sario stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:48:42 towards level 58.
[09/26/22 06:57:31] cfjk [270/596] has come upon Sario [21/608] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:08:56 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/26/22 06:57:31] cfjk has dealt Sario a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:48:29 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/26/22 16:01:28] enteral [508/640] has come upon Sario [238/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:22 is removed from enteral's clock.
[09/27/22 21:58:58] BUSY [574/678] has come upon Sario [440/608] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:57:19 is removed from BUSY's clock.
[09/28/22 14:19:33] Sario got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:31:06 from level 58.
[09/29/22 04:24:49] pwae [411/734] has come upon Sario [365/608] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:12:56 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/29/22 09:13:01] Sario [109/608] has come upon JamCow [662/859] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:22:47 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/29/22 11:08:25] Ungoliant, Sario, and crysis [1121/2109] have team battled coding_monk, bg, and Alarien [2091/2313] and lost! 0 days, 04:21:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/22 14:36:52] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:21 towards level 58.
[09/30/22 10:04:12] Ravenloft [368/398] has challenged Sario [473/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[09/30/22 11:34:03] Sombra [303/971] has come upon Sario [305/608] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:08:46 is added to Sombra's clock.
[10/02/22 03:42:50] SirNeo [358/489] has come upon Sario [571/608] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:48 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[10/02/22 15:16:28] Sario ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:40:24 from level 58.
[10/02/22 15:24:44] iiriix, Zaratustra, and washclof [2470/2755] have team battled ahmubashshir, Acolarh, and Sario [1931/2249] and won! 1 day, 20:11:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/22 21:29:16] Sario bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:55:35 towards level 58.
[10/03/22 11:53:29] Sario got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:56 towards level 58.
[10/03/22 20:37:28] Sario [78/608] has come upon jaxson [255/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:19:53 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/04/22 03:10:35] Sario [527/608] has come upon TheSilentLink [349/711] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:13:10 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/04/22 08:11:54] Sario [589/608] has come upon GilbertErik [233/742] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:58:59 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/04/22 08:49:18] DrinkyBird, karp, and Zaratustra [1197/2067] have team battled cadfael, elf, and Sario [1004/2018] and won! 0 days, 00:08:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/22 16:28:56] muirrum [202/444] has come upon Sario [78/608] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:47:51 is removed from muirrum's clock.
[10/05/22 22:14:11] Kurenai [370/736] has come upon Sario [220/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:51:46 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[10/07/22 09:01:08] Cockatrice [200/743] has challenged Sario [141/608] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:41:17 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[10/07/22 19:30:02] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:22 towards level 58.
[10/09/22 16:12:52] aqsd [622/794] has challenged Sario [24/608] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:50:33 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[10/10/22 13:44:26] Sario [564/608] has come upon talisein [400/751] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:23:59 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/10/22 19:18:33] bananaboat [679/823] has challenged Sario [323/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:25:28 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/10/22 22:38:49] Sario [577/608] has come upon Thorael [226/695] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:37:40 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/10/22 22:51:07] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:54 towards level 58.
[10/11/22 19:13:35] Sario [245/608] has challenged Feras [44/366] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:24:59 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/12/22 21:03:02] Sario bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:11:53 from level 59.
[10/13/22 09:04:41] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:57:45 towards level 59.
[10/15/22 01:12:47] crysis [187/773] has come upon Sario [227/608] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:05:27 is added to crysis's clock.
[10/15/22 03:19:45] Aelane [649/695] has come upon Sario [516/608] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:35:50 is removed from Aelane's clock.
[10/15/22 11:41:07] Sario [527/608] has come upon kptr [206/507] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:31:49 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/15/22 15:39:16] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:44:12 from level 59.
[10/16/22 10:39:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 9 days, 06:06:04 toward level 59.
[10/16/22 22:58:45] Sario [17/608] has come upon kinus [487/533] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:00:14 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/17/22 05:51:38] Sario [407/608] has challenged binaryhermit [177/403] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:07:01 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/17/22 06:56:25] Sario [606/608] has come upon <rainchick> [738/754] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:18:29 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/17/22 19:14:53] V [556/890] has come upon Sario [303/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:12:41 is removed from V's clock.
[10/18/22 10:26:38] Sario, Gorek, and Zaratustra [1895/2565] have team battled signofzeta, MELOONi, and KindOne [1301/2359] and won! 1 day, 20:36:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/22 19:19:22] Asara, Sario, and zcy [1762/1897] have team battled Faradome, idleneutral, and bg [1531/2191] and won! 2 days, 02:15:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/22 22:41:32] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:23 towards level 59.
[10/20/22 05:10:42] Sario fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:52:15 from level 59.
[10/20/22 07:22:34] simple, Sario, and Platonides [847/2475] have team battled idleneutral, laama, and Tabmow [596/2164] and won! 1 day, 13:00:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/22 13:10:24] Centrixx, bookworm, and kptr [1257/2049] have team battled Sario, adamus1red, and golgy [195/2291] and won! 0 days, 18:30:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/22 06:18:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 2 days, 02:34:36 toward level 59.
[10/23/22 07:24:08] Sario [375/608] has challenged Chuck [201/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:38 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/24/22 04:48:27] Sario [453/696] has challenged idleevil [537/783] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/24/22 16:24:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 14 days, 14:56:11 toward level 60.
[10/25/22 05:52:21] V [405/890] has come upon Sario [225/696] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:10:42 is removed from V's clock.
[10/25/22 06:13:13] Sario, Yarosh, and pyre [562/2017] have team battled Bolded, Cirdan, and contyk [446/2612] and won! 0 days, 12:32:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/22 17:16:27] CompanionCube [32/679] has challenged Sario [113/696] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:03:50 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[10/27/22 16:00:25] scumola, ephemer0l, and Sario [1313/2301] have team battled Fehu, Minus, and ChowderKeg [604/2126] and won! 1 day, 17:50:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/22 23:07:30] Sario lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:20:02 from level 60.
[10/29/22 12:05:50] Alarien, StalkR, and gradator [814/2143] have team battled KindOne, Sario, and crank [234/1963] and won! 0 days, 09:17:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 02:04:21] cornfeedhobo, Wam, and bg [2303/2804] have team battled Sario, VonToutCourt, and simple [711/3106] and won! 0 days, 12:06:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/22 23:19:39] Sario reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sario's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/22 02:48:21] Sario found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:36:13 towards level 60.
[11/02/22 18:27:22] TimWolla, Sario, and signofzeta [874/2559] have team battled Koffa, ion, and ukleinek [2030/2154] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/22 18:44:34] slim [47/520] has come upon Sario [177/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:00:41 is added to slim's clock.
[11/02/22 19:59:46] freeboson [478/919] has come upon Sario [196/700] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:46:45 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[11/04/22 10:39:36] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:49:24 from level 60.
[11/05/22 22:15:21] Sario discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:55:40 towards level 60.
[11/06/22 08:25:59] Sario found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:00:24 towards level 60.
[01/03/23 20:41:19] Forud, Lnk, and MadMan [735/2249] have team battled Sherpard2, Sario, and Algernon [1240/2113] and lost! 0 days, 10:49:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/23 08:56:59] Omega, csc2ya, and Acolarh [13/2775] have team battled Sario, t3chn0, and eising [875/2435] and lost! 0 days, 12:59:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/23 18:10:21] io [482/1119] has come upon Sario [466/700] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:27:34 is removed from io's clock.
[01/09/23 00:22:59] solarsparq [257/697] has come upon Sario [178/700] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:47:06 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[01/09/23 10:51:03] Sario discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:29 towards level 60.
[01/09/23 22:07:50] MetaNova, Sario, and binaryhermit [962/2259] have team battled Khorne, eroc1990, and confunctius [665/2268] and won! 1 day, 19:48:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/23 09:16:38] Sario was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:26:47 from level 60.
[01/12/23 01:04:05] Sherpard2 [191/630] has come upon Sario [94/700] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:43:14 is removed from Sherpard2's clock.
[01/12/23 05:49:47] Platonides, keepermurph, and Aylat [568/1728] have team battled Sario, yano, and pants [1117/2937] and lost! 1 day, 04:07:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/23 21:24:08] Sario [177/700] has come upon Comnenus [114/555] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:40:37 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/14/23 22:34:46] Arch, spex, and el [1942/2462] have team battled Lnk, talisein, and Sario [1575/2167] and won! 0 days, 12:56:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/23 16:46:20] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:57 towards level 60.
[01/17/23 00:42:43] Sario [579/700] has come upon Nysdar [367/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:05:32 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/17/23 03:52:14] Sario [279/700] has challenged Cirdan [478/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:11 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/17/23 15:07:48] Clarth [47/366] has challenged Sario [149/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Clarth's clock.
[01/18/23 00:44:21] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:53 towards level 60.
[01/18/23 05:57:56] caeli, Cirdan, and DrinkyBird [1007/3124] have team battled Sario, Clarth, and ephemer0l [781/1808] and won! 1 day, 17:33:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/23 13:41:22] Sario [282/700] has challenged CompanionCube [521/657] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/18/23 19:47:00] Zaratustra, LeD, Stevland, and Sario have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/23 03:24:12] Sario had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:04:21 towards level 61.
[01/19/23 12:01:48] Sario walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:16:33 from level 61.
[01/20/23 02:45:10] Sario [497/700] has come upon adamus1red [1009/1083] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:18:23 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/20/23 17:00:12] DontEvenPeek [215/467] has come upon Sario [470/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:37 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[01/21/23 00:14:37] DrinkyBird [218/1122] has challenged Sario [244/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:42:13 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/21/23 03:52:22] buzel, cornfeedhobo, and BastelBot [640/2190] have team battled pyre, Sario, and unicron [1534/2187] and lost! 6 days, 13:18:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 20:15:40] io [759/1097] has come upon Sario [658/700] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:02:55 is removed from io's clock.
[01/22/23 19:15:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 4 days, 15:53:22 toward level 61.
[01/23/23 09:47:47] Techman, nya, and Sherpard2 [2393/2849] have team battled Psilocybe, KindOne, and Sario [1863/2327] and won! 5 days, 16:38:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/23 07:45:56] Theleveler [511/843] has challenged Sario [608/700] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:42:24 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[01/24/23 09:46:23] Cockatrice [229/882] has challenged Sario [666/700] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:38:31 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[01/24/23 13:47:25] Affliction [345/916] has challenged Sario [521/700] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:25:30 is added to Affliction's clock.
[01/24/23 17:38:06] Sario lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:56:44 from level 61.
[01/26/23 22:59:51] AlinConstantin [440/639] has challenged Sario [406/700] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:27:37 is removed from AlinConstantin's clock.
[01/27/23 09:56:34] pfoley, SuzakuMedli, and Sario [576/2356] have team battled AlexS, Kurenai, and Lnk [570/2283] and won! 0 days, 12:21:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/23 20:08:50] Sario fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:22:17 from level 61.
[01/28/23 22:49:34] Sario [382/700] has come upon pyre [95/832] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:52:08 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/29/23 03:04:21] Sario, Crazycatlady, and eising [47/2339] have team battled Alarien, HeavyPodda, and simple [866/2324] and lost! 1 day, 23:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/23 09:30:07] Sario [42/700] has come upon "\@_ [649/1173] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:52:33 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/29/23 11:10:42] Sario found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:59:42 towards level 61.
[01/30/23 06:05:38] idleevil [661/876] has challenged Sario [159/700] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:57:04 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[01/30/23 20:57:16] DontEvenPeek, Sario, and Wolf [271/2022] have team battled Ecko, Acolarh, and ToHellWithGA [1892/2891] and lost! 0 days, 09:28:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/23 11:16:33] keepermurph [175/562] has challenged Sario [504/700] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:43:13 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[02/02/23 10:52:57] SSLbits, Sario, and jaxson [1122/1797] have team battled Dan, DrinkyBird, and zgrep [1880/2522] and lost! 3 days, 13:26:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/23 21:03:56] Gorek, crank, and Pricey [1363/2243] have team battled Sario, Lord255, and ToHellWithGA [2508/2531] and lost! 2 days, 20:40:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/23 23:33:47] Sario [594/700] has challenged bananaboat [362/851] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:38:54 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/05/23 05:58:20] Sario [533/700] has come upon CornFly [713/808] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:02:36 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/07/23 00:26:21] Sario [147/700] has come upon kinus [217/506] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:42:03 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/07/23 12:46:22] Sario [329/700] has challenged Notir [172/1102] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:27:37 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/10/23 00:19:42] Sario discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:10 towards level 61.
[02/11/23 07:01:41] Psilocybe, DrinkyBird, and kptr [257/2753] have team battled wille, Sario, and damyan [907/2086] and lost! 4 days, 00:40:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/23 20:57:56] soltys, bsleep, and Bolded [671/3288] have team battled Zaratustra, Sario, and Tangles [1175/2177] and lost! 1 day, 23:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/23 22:46:33] Sario left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Sario's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/23 05:40:03] idleevil, Sario, and crysis [2157/2336] have team battled Matthew, ufo-piloot, and fstrelok [570/1814] and won! 2 days, 08:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/23 07:45:59] canton7, HeavyPodda, and washclof [233/2560] have team battled Misza, Sario, and krustenkaese [1402/1963] and lost! 1 day, 11:22:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/23 10:24:27] jayvee [78/1074] has challenged Sario [179/690] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:32:40 is added to jayvee's clock.
[02/15/23 13:16:53] Sario lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:32:28 from level 61.
[02/16/23 13:36:26] Sario, gildarts, and misha [2308/2383] have team battled dwfreed, GilbertErik, and ChowderKeg [2348/2794] and lost! 1 day, 16:02:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/23 03:19:17] Tabmow [16/844] has come upon Sario [33/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:14 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[02/18/23 19:01:33] Sario, DrinkyBird, and hax404 [1550/2263] have team battled drahthaar, anarcat, and SirBummelz [289/3276] and won! 0 days, 01:55:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/23 10:09:11] Sario, Affliction, and blabber [981/2641] have team battled Abe, Berserker, and thatmint [232/1527] and won! 1 day, 06:56:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/23 12:16:11] Sario ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:17 from level 61.
[02/20/23 06:56:31] Sario bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:50 towards level 61.
[02/21/23 07:52:28] Sario [425/690] has challenged Omega [998/1032] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:11 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/22/23 05:53:46] nawcom, misha, and Sario [930/2182] have team battled Chuck, zbe, and Crazycatlady [1882/2507] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/23 11:21:17] blabber, jayvee, and Sario [1021/2792] have team battled sky, "\@_, and cfjk [2179/2685] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/23 18:40:36] cfebsv2 [2/22] has challenged Sario [13/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to cfebsv2's clock.
[02/23/23 19:04:38] Sario [690/695] has challenged alexlehm [38/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:30:06 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/23/23 20:46:00] Sario broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:22 from level 61.
[02/23/23 22:43:43] tswsl [532/822] has come upon Sario [559/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:40 is added to tswsl's clock.
[02/23/23 22:43:52] tswsl [767/822] has come upon Sario [454/695] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:38:28 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[02/25/23 14:28:29] Sario was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:27 from level 61.
[02/26/23 08:34:32] Sario got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:59 towards level 61.
[02/26/23 11:06:14] Sario [576/696] has challenged JigmeDatse [627/792] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/26/23 19:37:29] gradator, jayvee, Forud, and Sario have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/23 02:45:01] Sario bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:07:56 towards level 62.
[02/27/23 02:45:25] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:56:27 towards level 62.
[02/27/23 03:50:09] shikhin [646/982] has come upon Sario [441/696] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:49:33 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[02/28/23 21:45:16] Sario grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:27:26 towards level 62.
[03/01/23 13:31:26] Drin [178/747] has challenged Sario [485/696] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:49:57 is added to Drin's clock.
[03/03/23 03:04:49] dyvonna [496/1010] has come upon Sario [533/696] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:03:32 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[03/03/23 17:52:53] dbx12 [6/62] has challenged Sario [441/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to dbx12's clock.
[03/04/23 00:28:50] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:24:09 towards level 62.
[03/04/23 01:41:17] Sario broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:07:41 from level 62.
[03/04/23 02:38:24] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:16:33 towards level 62.
[03/06/23 07:07:46] Sario [533/696] has come upon thatmint [444/520] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:10:06 is removed from Sario's clock.
[03/06/23 13:19:46] yano, zbe, and Covid-19 [2714/3197] have team battled Przemek, caeli, and Sario [50/1716] and won! 0 days, 15:44:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/23 19:21:50] Sario, DontEvenPeek, and pyre [1464/2075] have team battled gradator, EddieT137, and "\@_ [41/2712] and won! 1 day, 00:46:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/23 19:48:00] Wam [71/1052] has come upon Sario [312/696] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:05:23 is added to Wam's clock.
[03/08/23 01:38:52] TheSilentLink, bfft, and t3chn0 [1030/2359] have team battled caeli, CodeB, and Sario [112/1904] and won! 0 days, 12:25:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/23 15:48:15] yano [212/1133] has challenged Sario [329/696] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to yano's clock.
[03/09/23 10:57:26] n0ssh, Sario, and Acolarh [1184/2259] have team battled muirrum, misha, and zbe [1695/2472] and lost! 0 days, 11:28:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/23 22:45:02] Przemek [284/332] has challenged Sario [280/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from Przemek's clock.
[03/24/23 15:00:52] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:09 towards level 62.
[03/24/23 22:31:15] Sario was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:18:37 from level 62.
[03/27/23 07:10:03] Sombra [351/1233] has come upon Sario [204/701] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:03:43 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/27/23 22:06:36] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:56 towards level 62.
[03/28/23 05:49:34] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:29 towards level 62.
[03/28/23 06:12:00] Techman, JamCow, and Jens [314/2332] have team battled Sario, crank, and Faradome [1382/1901] and lost! 2 days, 01:54:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/23 13:59:19] SSLbits [41/604] has challenged Sario [324/701] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:08:08 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/28/23 18:24:12] nya, exergy, and Sario [248/2253] have team battled gusto, StalkR, and DrinkyBird [839/2665] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/23 23:57:26] Sario [124/701] has challenged cadfael [465/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:54:29 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/09/23 11:13:27] Angelina, tomhek, and Luca [623/2126] have team battled scumola, herald, and Sario [1258/2298] and lost! 0 days, 12:54:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/23 16:42:36] Crazycatlady [246/775] has come upon Sario [110/701] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:11:23 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/13/23 02:31:39] Sario gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:21 towards level 62.
[04/13/23 18:57:58] GRIZZLYMAN [127/440] has come upon Sario [126/701] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:40:57 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[04/13/23 19:28:46] Sario stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:25 towards level 62.
[04/14/23 07:36:13] Sario [355/701] has challenged brycec [95/1303] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:58:56 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/15/23 19:32:44] KindOne [306/530] has challenged Sario [330/701] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:42:15 is added to KindOne's clock.
[04/15/23 20:31:22] Sario was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:07:23 from level 63.
[04/16/23 16:28:49] Sario was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:53:58 from level 63.
[04/17/23 03:51:50] vegadark [293/728] has challenged Sario [628/701] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:54:33 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/19/23 00:41:39] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:19:54 towards level 63.
[04/19/23 10:41:56] Faradome, Finley, and Sario [1876/1924] have team battled Cirdan, kptr, and _sh [2016/2619] and lost! 4 days, 13:46:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/23 14:52:01] pants [159/1186] has challenged Sario [204/701] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:08:57 is added to pants's clock.
[04/19/23 15:40:30] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:40:39 towards level 63.
[04/20/23 14:27:22] Lenny_ [435/881] has challenged Sario [245/701] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Lenny_'s clock.
[04/21/23 04:04:17] olsner [225/402] has challenged Sario [7/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:28 is removed from olsner's clock.
[04/21/23 09:48:50] kevkev [353/391] has challenged Sario [283/701] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:24 is removed from kevkev's clock.
[04/21/23 22:05:24] Sario [538/701] has challenged gormenghast [251/270] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:17:16 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/22/23 15:48:41] banana-jim [101/194] has challenged Sario [29/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:18 is removed from banana-jim's clock.
[04/23/23 03:11:40] Sario [437/701] has challenged HeavyPodda [457/664] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:49:44 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/23/23 16:03:49] Sario, bobvador, and Kurenai [2172/2670] have team battled buzel, ice303, and Berserker [154/1445] and won! 3 days, 15:31:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/23 17:14:37] kptr [56/534] has challenged Sario [108/701] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:50:43 is added to kptr's clock.
[04/24/23 00:43:02] tsr, munkis, and alephnull [1527/1913] have team battled Sario, IFireflyl, and particleflux [991/1304] and won! 0 days, 02:35:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/23 16:56:42] Sario bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:17:05 towards level 63.
[04/26/23 03:14:25] MELOONi [691/938] has come upon Sario [101/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:12:46 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[04/26/23 11:34:14] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:58 towards level 63.
[04/26/23 21:41:27] enteral, Paganel, and Destruia [437/2224] have team battled particleflux, misha, and Sario [773/1897] and lost! 5 days, 06:36:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/23 12:51:35] signofzeta, Silvanus_Betrium, and Sario [133/2711] have team battled Covid-19, brycec, and yano [2830/3102] and lost! 1 day, 07:53:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/23 15:12:40] Sario [570/701] has come upon MELOONi [699/938] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:39:26 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/29/23 14:27:16] Sario invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:50:56 towards level 63.
[05/01/23 04:57:21] Sario [618/701] has challenged kinus [352/491] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:35:07 is removed from Sario's clock.
[05/01/23 12:33:12] Sario [532/701] has come upon Paganel [443/757] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:59:59 is removed from Sario's clock.
[05/01/23 12:59:33] Sario got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:48:20 from level 63.
[05/02/23 15:46:21] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:23 towards level 63.
[05/04/23 02:02:45] Andrio, Ganonk, freeboson, and Sario have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/04/23 15:31:28] Sario ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:36:09 from level 63.
[05/05/23 19:53:24] bfft [122/802] has come upon Sario [125/701] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:17:14 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/06/23 20:07:30] kinus, Thorael, SSLbits, and Sario have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/23 21:37:34] Sario [79/701] has come upon \dev\ice [276/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:56:06 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/07/23 05:41:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 2 days, 07:03:23 toward level 63.
[05/07/23 08:29:17] Sario [144/701] has challenged GilbertErik [179/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:36:50 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/08/23 17:05:27] Sario [484/701] has come upon Puff [213/673] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:59:23 is removed from Sario's clock.
[05/09/23 21:02:48] Sario [379/701] has come upon cateye [556/600] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:51 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/10/23 16:21:16] Sario, vadas, and Asara [1076/2230] have team battled freeboson, enteral, and buzel [494/2397] and won! 0 days, 15:29:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/23 06:49:52] Sario [561/701] has challenged crysis [907/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:28 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/11/23 19:52:46] Sario [184/701] has challenged Kachin [373/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:19 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/13/23 14:28:21] Sario [571/701] has challenged dwfreed [515/1155] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:04:10 is removed from Sario's clock.
[05/13/23 16:58:08] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:32:24 from level 64.
[05/13/23 20:40:42] freeboson [350/994] has come upon Sario [158/701] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:08:15 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/14/23 12:45:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 14 days, 21:34:23 toward level 64.
[05/18/23 21:30:14] Sario [55/701] has challenged boscage [224/510] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:29:10 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/20/23 18:19:56] Sario sharpened the edge of their weapon! Sario's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/23 11:46:11] Sario found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:16:11 towards level 64.
[05/21/23 17:42:00] Sario gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:40 towards level 64.
[05/21/23 23:38:17] Sario [251/714] has come upon yano [412/829] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:35:55 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/22/23 06:31:07] Sario misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:17:07 from level 64.
[05/22/23 17:07:02] Sario [633/714] has come upon washclof [798/1097] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:14:35 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/23/23 00:08:16] Sario broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:28:25 from level 64.
[05/23/23 11:55:04] gideonstar [96/152] has challenged Sario [302/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[05/24/23 23:03:17] Sario [261/714] has challenged aqsd [287/767] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:22:41 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/25/23 04:35:37] _sh [593/1015] has come upon Sario [112/714] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:11:22 is removed from _sh's clock.
[05/26/23 23:45:36] Sario ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:38:43 from level 64.
[05/30/23 03:04:26] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:41:21 towards level 64.
[05/30/23 14:30:00] hdm, Sario, and d4n13L [1972/2312] have team battled dyvonna, Reilly, and thatmint [1348/2530] and won! 4 days, 18:20:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/23 03:37:51] Sario [55/714] has challenged signofzeta [512/1013] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:58:42 is added to Sario's clock.
[05/31/23 11:42:52] Sario ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:05:16 from level 64.
[06/02/23 06:16:52] Berserker, KingPimpCommand, and Sario [173/1628] have team battled Cockatrice, arkie, and tass [364/1968] and lost! 0 days, 23:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/23 23:57:39] Sario [344/714] has challenged aqsd [10/766] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:08:39 is removed from Sario's clock.
[06/15/23 02:34:49] pwae, Sario, and signofzeta [2095/2532] have team battled ZOTTA, IFireflyl, and Matthew [1186/1963] and won! 3 days, 12:20:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/23 03:53:32] Sario stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:48:12 towards level 64.
[07/06/23 13:20:58] Sario was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:30 towards level 64.
[07/06/23 18:40:36] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:13 towards level 64.
[07/07/23 00:05:11] Sario [512/714] has come upon t3chn0 [656/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:22:02 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/08/23 04:23:07] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:29 towards level 64.
[07/08/23 18:22:25] fork [11/418] has challenged Sario [669/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to fork's clock.
[07/09/23 14:47:35] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:41 towards level 64.
[07/10/23 01:39:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 23:09:32 from level 64.
[07/10/23 02:42:19] Sario [618/714] has challenged SirNeo [685/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:18:27 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/10/23 06:51:22] Chuck [579/711] has come upon Sario [478/714] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:19:20 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[07/11/23 04:08:48] Puff, tmberg, and kptr [1792/2201] have team battled Sario, mordac, and hdm [1592/2410] and won! 3 days, 01:35:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/23 00:11:11] Azah [206/247] has challenged Sario [381/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Azah's clock.
[07/12/23 03:15:59] Sario lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:14:50 from level 64.
[07/12/23 08:02:37] Sario has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:35:01 from level 64.
[07/18/23 23:24:08] Sario, vegadark, and Techman [1711/2446] have team battled hax404, confunctius, and pyre [707/2294] and won! 0 days, 18:29:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 17:47:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 06:40:14 from level 64.
[07/20/23 16:15:15] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:40 towards level 64.
[07/22/23 03:40:30] Sario [151/724] has challenged spex [587/1071] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/23/23 00:44:28] gradator [205/584] has challenged Sario [479/724] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:16:00 is added to gradator's clock.
[07/23/23 03:45:08] soltys [724/1031] has challenged Sario [550/724] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:49:05 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/23/23 12:46:16] CodeGeek, mzumquadrat, and Sario [741/2231] have team battled noex, DrinkyBird, and HellSpawn [2027/2869] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/23 14:42:14] mordac, Sario, and scumola [42/2043] have team battled shikhin, tass, and hax404 [1617/2072] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/23 19:59:27] d4n13L, Sombra, and CodeB [785/2623] have team battled CompanionCube, Forud, and Sario [400/2595] and won! 2 days, 03:21:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/23 14:42:11] ukleinek, bsleep, and wowbagger [620/2658] have team battled MetaNova, Sario, and "\@_ [2170/2640] and lost! 1 day, 00:49:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/23 05:40:32] Sario [242/724] has come upon Azah [58/332] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:17:42 is removed from Sario's clock.
[07/29/23 05:40:32] Sario has dealt Azah a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:20:21 is added to Azah's clock.
[07/29/23 11:18:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 31 days, 17:31:11 toward level 65.
[07/29/23 12:40:15] Sario, ahmubashshir, and blobdog [1233/1601] have team battled Minus, tswsl, and blabber [293/2795] and won! 0 days, 00:07:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/23 16:49:42] Sario learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:53:15 from level 65.
[07/31/23 05:31:16] apb, Sario, and bookworm [1526/2647] have team battled adamus1red, Andrio, and boscage [2135/2219] and lost! 3 days, 20:15:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/23 01:58:16] Sario got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:25 from level 65.
[08/03/23 03:27:31] yNos [497/880] has come upon Sario [59/724] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:28:27 is removed from yNos's clock.
[08/04/23 14:31:57] Sario was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:28 towards level 65.
[08/04/23 23:15:50] Sario lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:39:18 from level 65.
[08/05/23 10:59:00] cadfael [919/928] has challenged Sario [332/724] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:09:14 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[08/06/23 13:55:56] Kat [9/24] has challenged Sario [697/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Kat's clock.
[08/08/23 10:15:38] Sario [290/724] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [267/670] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:59:19 is removed from Sario's clock.
[08/08/23 15:28:55] Kritzefitz [764/1067] has come upon Sario [501/724] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:02:36 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/08/23 21:34:56] V, Sario, and Platonides [1038/2617] have team battled idleevil, Koffa, and dbx12 [1975/2320] and lost! 0 days, 15:19:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/23 13:00:20] adamus1red, ukleinek, and Sario [1986/2359] have team battled vegadark, Omega, and Przemek [735/2379] and won! 1 day, 14:48:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/23 23:37:26] Sario EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:43:32 from level 65.
[08/11/23 03:10:35] Sario [396/724] has come upon Andrio [152/705] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:41:00 is removed from Sario's clock.
[08/11/23 07:31:42] rawgreaze, arcade_droid, and Neil [1278/1953] have team battled Sario, Tenedos, and thornrag [879/2011] and won! 0 days, 01:22:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/23 09:32:22] Sario [446/724] has challenged solarsparq [651/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:20:15 is added to Sario's clock.
[08/11/23 14:27:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 4 days, 20:53:04 toward level 65.
[08/12/23 05:37:05] hugga [314/720] has challenged Sario [501/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:58:13 is added to hugga's clock.
[08/13/23 15:11:44] boscage, Sario, and Aksej [38/2481] have team battled IFireflyl, Techman, and BenDover [578/1968] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/23 10:24:39] Sario grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:03 towards level 65.
[08/15/23 05:35:31] Sario grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:45 towards level 65.
[08/15/23 11:51:20] Sario [482/724] has challenged idleneutral [453/644] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from Sario's clock.
[08/15/23 13:37:43] kzootech [391/647] has come upon Sario [684/724] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:38:14 is added to kzootech's clock.
[08/16/23 13:01:03] Sario [332/724] has challenged idleevil [253/845] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:11:40 is removed from Sario's clock.
[08/16/23 13:01:03] In the fierce battle, idleevil dropped their level 73 helm! Sario picks it up, tossing their old level 58 helm to idleevil.
[08/17/23 20:30:09] Sario, JamCow, and damyan [1395/2483] have team battled Nuae, sam, and BastelBot [432/2655] and won! 7 days, 11:45:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 06:01:53] StalkR, Crazycatlady, and nathan [1563/2224] have team battled BenDover, Sario, and damyan [508/1990] and won! 0 days, 05:46:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/23 04:31:59] ufo-piloot, pfoley, and bookworm [973/2048] have team battled Drin, TimWolla, and Sario [1995/2669] and lost! 6 days, 21:45:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/23 06:59:05] gradator, caeli, and Zed_Spiker [2032/2122] have team battled blobdog, Sario, and Minus [158/2050] and won! 0 days, 05:47:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/23 22:30:40] Sario [737/739] has challenged philipp__ [213/216] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:28:17 is removed from Sario's clock.
[08/22/23 23:08:18] particleflux, Acolarh, and CodeB [1870/2225] have team battled oolzz, nawcom, and Sario [1017/1966] and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/23 05:37:30] Sario [433/739] has challenged JackyB [113/467] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:57:55 is removed from Sario's clock.
[08/24/23 22:05:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 1 day, 18:24:14 toward level 66.
[08/25/23 08:23:53] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:59 towards level 66.
[08/25/23 12:11:01] Sario [350/739] has come upon SirNeo [607/783] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:55:05 is added to Sario's clock.
[08/27/23 18:50:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 9 days, 06:20:36 toward level 66.
[08/27/23 19:54:54] Techman, damyan, and Lnk [163/2464] have team battled RussellB, Sario, and Omega [53/2759] and won! 2 days, 05:11:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/23 01:06:57] tswsl [131/711] has challenged Sario [458/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:48:45 is added to tswsl's clock.
[08/28/23 12:12:38] cadfael, blabber, and boscage [407/2897] have team battled Mat, bsleep, and Sario [984/2980] and lost! 4 days, 10:27:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/23 12:15:35] BastelBot [51/778] has challenged Sario [228/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:36:09 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[08/30/23 07:38:22] Sario invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:35 towards level 66.
[08/31/23 08:39:07] Sario learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:03 towards level 66.
[08/31/23 17:48:32] Sario [71/750] has challenged elf [130/1052] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/01/23 08:29:32] Sario EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:51:52 from level 67.
[09/01/23 12:09:58] Sario [10/750] has come upon tswsl [394/711] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:08:30 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/01/23 21:35:12] unicron [53/704] has challenged Sario [358/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:22:21 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/02/23 16:56:02] Sario walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:49:43 from level 67.
[09/02/23 21:41:13] simple [504/1065] has challenged Sario [574/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:44:31 is added to simple's clock.
[09/03/23 15:12:25] gradator, Gorek, and laama [1050/2563] have team battled Zaratustra, Puff, and Sario [1546/2221] and lost! 1 day, 02:05:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/23 09:49:47] HeavyPodda [490/926] has challenged Sario [457/750] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:18:32 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/04/23 14:29:04] Sario [507/750] has come upon fstrelok [557/887] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:23:01 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/04/23 18:48:11] bfft, Zaratustra, and tass [1132/2273] have team battled megubyte, IFireflyl, and Sario [1160/1943] and lost! 0 days, 07:35:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/23 06:22:05] Chuck [401/693] has come upon Sario [237/750] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:57:07 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/05/23 13:19:56] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:48:59 towards level 67.
[09/06/23 05:42:56] Sario, bobvador, and sky [730/2810] have team battled HeavyPodda, tswsl, and gegenschein [1296/2645] and lost! 2 days, 19:05:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/23 04:33:37] Sario bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:42:52 towards level 67.
[09/07/23 10:27:15] Sario EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:07:09 from level 67.
[09/07/23 15:45:38] Sario ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:00:05 from level 67.
[09/08/23 11:41:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 56 days, 12:49:39 toward level 67.
[09/08/23 15:55:33] Sario learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:53:58 from level 67.
[09/09/23 03:09:02] jacob1, vegadark, and Sario [852/2443] have team battled nya, Andrio, and vectr0n [2344/2503] and lost! 3 days, 22:15:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/23 03:20:22] CornFly, sam, and bobvador [2910/3026] have team battled Sario, enteral, and bookworm [1152/2458] and won! 1 day, 10:18:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/23 04:51:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 10 days, 19:04:30 toward level 67.
[09/11/23 01:26:05] Platonides [722/863] has come upon Sario [342/750] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:47:52 is removed from Platonides's clock.
[09/14/23 01:38:12] Sario got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:42:15 from level 67.
[09/14/23 01:48:20] KindOne [465/519] has challenged Sario [323/750] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:22:02 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[09/15/23 13:07:06] gradator [468/601] has come upon Sario [644/750] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:38:29 is added to gradator's clock.
[09/15/23 15:22:40] idlegood [497/750] has come upon Sario [308/750] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:08:03 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[09/16/23 15:02:56] \dev\ice [804/815] has challenged Sario [603/750] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:20:29 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[09/17/23 07:14:56] Sario [278/750] has come upon jacob1 [501/904] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:07:52 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/19/23 11:18:47] Sario [293/750] has challenged damyan [260/774] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:30:05 is removed from Sario's clock.
[09/21/23 00:00:28] Sario [297/750] has come upon Forud [990/1025] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:48:25 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/21/23 16:19:23] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:48 towards level 67.
[09/22/23 08:20:32] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:59 towards level 67.
[09/25/23 04:52:15] Sario [315/763] has come upon pfoley [463/899] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:38:46 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/25/23 05:16:54] RussellB [496/959] has come upon Sario [517/763] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:46:13 is added to RussellB's clock.
[09/26/23 17:25:38] Sario [13/763] has challenged dodecahedron [243/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:25:17 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/26/23 19:51:56] apb, Garg, and Geoff [2020/2384] have team battled Fenrik, Sario, and Gorek [2062/3023] and lost! 1 day, 09:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/23 03:28:02] Sario [477/763] has challenged nawcom [230/909] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:22:31 is removed from Sario's clock.
[09/27/23 18:20:41] Malvolio [107/424] has come upon Sario [232/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/30/23 06:45:48] Sario [495/763] has challenged Nysdar [295/962] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:47:29 is removed from Sario's clock.
[09/30/23 18:52:06] alexlehm, jjasghar, and DontEvenPeek [2635/2814] have team battled JackyB, Kritzefitz, and Sario [2251/2428] and won! 0 days, 16:23:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/23 22:36:24] Sario grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:00 towards level 67.
[10/02/23 00:46:46] Sario [65/763] has come upon yNos [752/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:58 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/02/23 22:52:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 0 days, 09:08:29 toward level 67.
[10/03/23 21:12:42] Sario [37/763] has come upon Drin [79/1093] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:31 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/04/23 02:48:29] Sario [215/763] has challenged megubyte [708/975] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/04/23 20:57:25] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:21:00 towards level 68.
[10/06/23 14:31:03] Sario [476/763] has come upon cadfael [272/753] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:51:23 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/06/23 17:46:49] Sario had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:20:05 from level 68.
[10/06/23 20:25:11] Sario was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:10:16 from level 68.
[10/07/23 03:24:11] Sario [48/763] has challenged Gorek [755/1043] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:56:30 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/07/23 08:59:20] Sario [630/763] has come upon unicron [47/693] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:24:25 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/08/23 01:21:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 9 days, 00:14:16 toward level 68.
[10/08/23 07:41:52] dodecahedron [408/425] has come upon Sario [560/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:48:08 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[10/08/23 08:30:43] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:21:06 towards level 68.
[10/09/23 12:37:18] sky [94/1006] has challenged Sario [634/763] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:23:46 is added to sky's clock.
[10/09/23 14:37:44] anarcat [753/1258] has challenged Sario [684/763] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:35:20 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[10/09/23 17:06:13] Sario [73/763] has come upon bookworm [572/827] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:47:56 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/10/23 08:21:09] CompanionCube [16/559] has come upon Sario [718/763] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:24:59 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[10/10/23 09:31:23] Sario was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:32:58 from level 68.
[10/12/23 08:26:46] Sario was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:42:34 from level 68.
[10/12/23 12:30:04] "\@_, boscage, and spex [163/3133] have team battled Sario, VonToutCourt, and HeavyPodda [1329/3078] and lost! 3 days, 00:43:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/23 10:38:59] Sario [320/763] has come upon bsleep [1126/1305] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:39:54 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/15/23 06:25:07] "\@_, Bluedog, and boscage [115/2890] have team battled DrinkyBird, Neil, and Sario [1895/2756] and lost! 0 days, 20:19:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/23 21:13:27] mzumquadrat [192/564] has challenged Sario [462/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:06:53 is added to mzumquadrat's clock.
[10/16/23 01:36:41] Visievion [1/3] has challenged Sario [256/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Visievion's clock.
[10/16/23 03:55:09] bobvador, Abe, and thatmint [443/2382] have team battled Sario, Celediel, and blabber [1751/2384] and lost! 0 days, 11:59:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 12:17:04] jjasghar [299/1098] has challenged Sario [726/763] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:49:31 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[10/16/23 16:00:21] t3chn0, Tabmow, and bananaboat [933/3012] have team battled blabber, Sario, and Nuae [1413/2800] and lost! 1 day, 21:54:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/23 17:18:49] Sario was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:12:00 towards level 68.
[10/18/23 12:28:45] Sario [276/763] has challenged Acolarh [136/814] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:01:38 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/18/23 18:33:57] soltys [811/1063] has come upon Sario [165/763] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:51:19 is removed from soltys's clock.
[10/19/23 20:24:16] Omega, sparogy, and Neil [371/2385] have team battled d4n13L, gendish, and Sario [1745/1835] and lost! 0 days, 18:07:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/23 01:44:40] Sario was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:34:14 towards level 68.
[10/23/23 03:57:36] Ungoliant [756/776] has come upon Sario [456/763] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:24:07 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[10/24/23 04:05:04] Sario [397/763] has challenged Theleveler [237/661] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:02:14 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/25/23 10:59:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 7 days, 12:53:26 toward level 68.
[10/25/23 18:11:08] boscage [506/831] has challenged Sario [480/763] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from boscage's clock.
[10/25/23 20:03:17] Bluedog, GilbertErik, Sario, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/23 23:39:07] Kody, Sario, and Dan [67/2147] have team battled insidesources, d4n13L, and noex [1160/1517] and lost! 1 day, 04:23:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/23 09:17:45] Lilith [543/738] has challenged Sario [215/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:53:50 is removed from Lilith's clock.
[10/26/23 10:06:01] ion, gendish, and Affliction [1718/2133] have team battled scumola, Sario, and Finley [500/2104] and won! 0 days, 02:10:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 03:28:01] Crazycatlady [283/1098] has challenged Sario [113/763] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:50:14 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/28/23 09:40:24] ledregion [208/248] has challenged Sario [311/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to ledregion's clock.
[10/28/23 17:17:42] Sario broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:43 from level 68.
[10/28/23 22:24:39] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:36 towards level 68.
[10/29/23 07:04:30] Sario [310/763] has come upon freeboson [828/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:33:59 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/30/23 03:21:21] Sario was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:39 from level 68.
[10/30/23 07:52:33] \dev\ice, Tabmow, and vegadark [521/2791] have team battled Sario, insidesources, and _sh [1938/2287] and lost! 0 days, 11:28:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/23 09:40:51] Sario [595/763] has challenged jacquesssss [224/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:11:18 is removed from Sario's clock.
[11/02/23 10:27:18] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:34 towards level 68.
[11/02/23 12:25:52] Sario [280/984] has challenged el [352/853] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to Sario's clock.
[11/02/23 21:32:17] grangerstranger, gildarts, and Sario [1310/2245] have team battled damyan, GRIZZLYMAN, and Stevland [1358/2507] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/23 17:42:09] Cockatrice, Wam, and Celediel [1675/2467] have team battled anarcat, Sario, and \dev\ice [1498/3163] and won! 0 days, 03:28:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/23 01:30:59] Sario spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sario's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/23 05:55:32] Sario [576/977] has come upon elegy [235/385] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:33:30 is removed from Sario's clock.
[11/04/23 08:03:05] Pinkman [273/894] has come upon Sario [477/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:13:42 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[11/05/23 22:46:34] canton7 [363/856] has come upon Sario [842/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:59:17 is added to canton7's clock.
[11/06/23 06:47:27] tswsl [616/711] has come upon Sario [513/977] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 10:54:43 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[11/14/23 11:16:12] Sario learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:52:45 towards level 69.
[11/16/23 19:10:48] Acolarh, Fenrik, and shikhin [548/2898] have team battled io, Sario, and Rayke [1449/2631] and lost! 0 days, 14:21:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/23 19:25:37] nya [556/1079] has challenged Sario [224/977] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:56:14 is removed from nya's clock.
[11/17/23 01:55:23] Azah [305/332] has come upon Sario [950/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:07:00 is added to Azah's clock.
[11/18/23 19:37:24] Sario [255/977] has challenged dbx12 [330/818] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:56:45 is added to Sario's clock.
[11/19/23 06:21:38] Sario [8/977] has come upon kinus [291/679] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:27:12 is added to Sario's clock.
[11/19/23 12:03:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 15 days, 05:53:35 toward level 69.
[11/19/23 14:48:48] Sario learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:19:06 towards level 69.
[11/20/23 20:56:02] Kurenai [990/1003] has come upon Sario [333/977] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:03:34 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[11/22/23 14:24:05] nathan [469/476] has come upon Sario [650/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:54 is added to nathan's clock.
[11/22/23 20:14:12] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:54:03 towards level 69.
[11/24/23 04:07:53] Drin [776/1125] has challenged Sario [61/977] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:08:59 is removed from Drin's clock.
[11/24/23 08:32:28] Sario bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:59:11 towards level 69.
[11/25/23 06:46:43] Sario [808/977] has come upon hdm [987/1022] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:48:59 is added to Sario's clock.
[11/26/23 05:10:24] jjasghar, olsner, and sco1 [1062/2354] have team battled Sario, hdm, and Jens [134/2898] and won! 0 days, 06:28:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/23 16:24:09] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:59 towards level 69.
[11/26/23 20:49:59] Sario was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:00:35 from level 69.
[11/27/23 11:53:26] Sario got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:55:25 from level 69.
[11/27/23 21:40:38] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:43 towards level 69.
[11/28/23 19:02:00] LetMeKnow [111/265] has challenged Sario [119/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to LetMeKnow's clock.
[12/12/23 01:11:14] Sario was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:26:47 from level 69.
[12/12/23 14:11:38] u4ia, jacquesssss, and mordac [562/1608] have team battled Sario, Kritzefitz, and unicron [123/3036] and won! 0 days, 09:38:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/23 16:39:24] Sario [739/977] has come upon el [162/847] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:06:50 is removed from Sario's clock.
[12/14/23 17:57:34] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:16:58 towards level 69.
[12/16/23 00:14:24] Sario was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:19:15 from level 69.
[12/16/23 12:35:53] Sario bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:29:48 from level 69.
[12/16/23 14:58:35] Sario lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:16:44 from level 69.
[12/17/23 18:27:05] Sario learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:56:05 towards level 69.
[12/18/23 12:20:51] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:15 towards level 69.
[12/18/23 23:40:44] blobdog [17/710] has challenged Sario [677/977] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:52:07 is added to blobdog's clock.
[12/19/23 21:46:20] jayvee [252/634] has challenged Sario [861/977] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:46:11 is added to jayvee's clock.
[12/20/23 08:35:52] CompanionCube [183/569] has come upon Sario [499/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:17:46 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[12/21/23 04:54:39] Sario [206/977] has challenged Matthew [513/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:01:21 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/22/23 14:01:57] Sario [236/977] has come upon kzootech [193/645] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:36:34 is removed from Sario's clock.
[12/23/23 07:53:05] HeavyPodda, Sario, and _sh [2049/3029] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, Zaratustra, and Pinkman [1028/2448] and won! 1 day, 12:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/23 06:38:28] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:00:40 towards level 69.
[12/24/23 06:38:43] Wam, Sario, and bg [2907/3217] have team battled Gangsterish, ChowderKeg, and pants [1124/2956] and won! 2 days, 02:20:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/23 19:57:31] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:22 towards level 69.
[12/25/23 10:02:00] Sario sharpened the edge of their weapon! Sario's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/23 17:15:14] Sario fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:26 from level 69.
[12/28/23 20:55:58] Feras [239/544] has come upon Sario [660/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:49:07 is added to Feras's clock.
[12/29/23 00:07:18] Sario, slim, and TimeWarp [1097/2828] have team battled ion, popey, and Khorne [360/2825] and won! 0 days, 16:21:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/23 00:17:58] Sario, brycec, and Rayke [2461/2629] have team battled u4ia, TimWolla, and Lenny_ [1005/2591] and won! 0 days, 13:03:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/23 10:03:05] mordac [162/672] has come upon Sario [328/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:56:49 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/30/23 21:32:23] Jens, CompanionCube, and caeli [1784/2640] have team battled EddieT137, Sario, and Fehu [9/2694] and won! 0 days, 20:03:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/23 04:33:02] Sario [469/991] has challenged sam [509/1004] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:49 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/01/24 02:14:12] Sario, Jens, and ZOTTA [1533/3418] have team battled Wolf, Pinkman, and idleevil [2135/2741] and lost! 0 days, 05:01:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/24 15:06:09] Sario walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:53:52 from level 70.
[01/03/24 12:37:06] Jens [145/1157] has challenged Sario [23/991] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:49:28 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/03/24 18:39:20] sam, Sario, and DividedByZero [398/2450] have team battled "\@_, heisenbug, and Puff [2106/2717] and lost! 0 days, 12:58:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/24 00:04:42] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:15:49 from level 70.
[01/09/24 23:25:45] Misza [371/1047] has come upon Sario [306/991] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:43:27 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/14/24 22:51:03] HeavyPodda, Sario, and ion [2732/2813] have team battled bt, yNos, and Crazycatlady [1156/2428] and won! 0 days, 05:47:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/24 04:14:31] Sario stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 10:01:32 towards level 70.
[01/16/24 00:55:00] Sario [161/991] has challenged Matthew [801/863] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:18:58 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/16/24 09:12:14] Sario died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 21:06:18 from level 70.
[01/17/24 05:49:35] Sario [165/991] has come upon TimWolla [266/1039] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 20:12:11 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/17/24 10:17:15] Sario [828/991] has come upon hdm [646/1005] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 06:01:16 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/17/24 22:27:19] Sario [18/991] has come upon Khorne [720/976] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:06:34 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/18/24 01:43:03] Sario [320/991] has come upon MetaNova [446/704] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:16:24 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/18/24 17:11:15] Zaratustra [300/825] has challenged Sario [648/991] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:10:27 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/18/24 20:47:41] Silvanus_Betrium, eising, and Bolded [2152/2935] have team battled zifnab06, io, and Sario [2805/2921] and lost! 0 days, 22:55:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/24 21:41:21] MELOONi [410/989] has challenged Sario [677/991] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[01/19/24 15:41:54] SSLbits, DontEvenPeek, and Sario [669/2772] have team battled gildarts, apb, and idleevil [2996/3011] and lost! 1 day, 16:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/24 22:51:39] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:13:18 towards level 70.
[01/20/24 00:39:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 41 days, 19:30:16 from level 70.
[01/21/24 01:25:23] t3chn0 [93/1035] has challenged Sario [217/991] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:22:34 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[01/21/24 02:25:37] Sario [153/991] has challenged \dev\ice [204/946] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:37:37 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/21/24 10:51:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 98 days, 16:48:36 from level 70.
[01/22/24 00:43:49] Fenrik, Daikojun, and elf [50/2923] have team battled Sario, KindOne, and Jens [2265/2620] and lost! 2 days, 15:33:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/24 04:34:45] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 14:36:05 towards level 70.
[01/25/24 20:38:46] Sario [888/991] has come upon Tenedos [89/585] and taken them in combat! 37 days, 00:59:29 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/25/24 20:46:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sario 65 days, 02:29:06 toward level 70.
[01/29/24 21:18:21] Sario [111/991] has challenged blobdog [0/720] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:22:17 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/30/24 01:38:02] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:09:09 towards level 70.
[02/01/24 08:33:54] Sario [29/991] has challenged olsner [10/914] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:18:06 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/03/24 10:46:44] Lnk [613/834] has challenged Sario [907/985] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:38:46 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/04/24 02:13:04] heisenbug, DividedByZero, and thatmint [893/2180] have team battled V, pwae, and Sario [2604/3009] and lost! 0 days, 09:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/24 20:00:29] Sario [632/985] has come upon mordac [242/905] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 18:08:22 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/04/24 22:15:47] CornFly, Aksej, and SSLbits [957/2967] have team battled Sario, philipp__, and opcode [1948/2100] and lost! 7 days, 01:28:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/24 02:30:21] Sario [510/985] has come upon Daikojun [95/679] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:06:32 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/05/24 14:43:26] Sario [396/985] has come upon gildarts [488/823] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:31:14 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/06/24 18:55:41] Sario [904/985] has come upon pants [245/1294] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:36:35 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/07/24 10:31:01] dodecahedron, Sario, and buzel [1127/2352] have team battled vectr0n, ToHellWithGA, and PanamaCity3003 [2195/2398] and lost! 2 days, 06:42:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/24 19:27:13] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:38:05 towards level 70.
[02/07/24 22:28:26] Feras, Sario, and Yarosh [258/2141] have team battled muirrum, Garg, and Deathgrim [1347/1562] and lost! 1 day, 09:50:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/24 01:24:30] Sario sharpened the edge of their weapon! Sario's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/24 07:17:35] Sario [393/1001] has come upon ToHellWithGA [411/1287] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:09:38 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/09/24 08:17:52] Sario [912/1001] has come upon boscage [94/600] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:40:27 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/09/24 21:26:34] Sario [784/1001] has come upon tomhek [373/1243] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:28:06 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/13/24 17:48:49] gideonstar [763/846] has challenged Sario [357/1001] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:00:31 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[02/13/24 18:13:23] yang [306/475] has come upon Sario [703/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:17 is added to yang's clock.
[02/15/24 03:55:02] Sario got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:52:19 towards level 70.
[02/17/24 15:59:43] Sario was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:08:41 from level 70.
[02/18/24 05:50:49] Sario, crysis, and OobSaco [1623/2563] have team battled Aksej, RussellB, and hdm [375/3121] and won! 1 day, 16:52:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/24 07:53:46] scumola, gideonstar, Khorne, and Sario have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/24 13:40:47] Sario [40/1001] has come upon Ancalagon [566/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:56:45 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/20/24 08:47:01] Tenorman, EddieT137, and adamus1red [1727/2843] have team battled Nuae, Sario, and Minus [1944/2672] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/24 19:05:08] DojShadow [14/49] has challenged Sario [385/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[02/22/24 16:19:10] Sario [948/1001] has come upon tass [492/740] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:43:38 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/22/24 23:11:43] Sario [726/1001] has come upon SSLbits [545/861] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:09:51 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/23/24 00:21:38] Sario [248/1001] has come upon blobdog [409/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:59:36 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/24/24 07:26:54] style, Sario, KyloRen, and signofzeta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/24 18:35:23] Sario had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:02 towards level 70.
[02/25/24 01:40:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:50:41 from level 70.
[02/25/24 07:54:50] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:12 from level 70.
[02/26/24 06:02:39] Sario [331/1001] has come upon Kody [405/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:34 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/26/24 09:16:42] Sario [554/1001] has come upon freeboson [890/1048] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:35:17 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/26/24 22:04:59] Sario [652/1001] has challenged Shinzon [359/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:26:28 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/27/24 22:10:26] Sario [743/1001] has come upon KindOne [387/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:09:57 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/28/24 17:09:10] Sario [525/1001] has challenged Nuae [595/883] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to Sario's clock.
[02/28/24 18:56:42] Tenorman, Affliction, and Sario [2748/2780] have team battled Pricey, kinus, and Cockatrice [1412/2125] and won! 2 days, 18:34:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/24 16:28:27] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:01:26 towards level 71.
[02/29/24 18:12:19] freeboson [288/1048] has come upon Sario [365/1001] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:10:53 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/01/24 10:13:25] Sario, brycec, and Cockroach [950/2892] have team battled CompanionCube, JigmeDatse, and SSLbits [514/2338] and won! 0 days, 05:01:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 18:49:45] Sario sharpened the edge of their weapon! Sario's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/24 00:05:55] Sario has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:59:53 from level 71.
[03/04/24 06:11:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sario with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 23:20:42 from level 71.
[03/04/24 10:42:07] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:44:15 towards level 71.
[03/08/24 21:33:45] VonToutCourt [86/1393] has come upon Sario [341/1018] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:41:16 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[03/10/24 02:29:17] chadgpt, Sario, and vectr0n [724/2171] have team battled IFireflyl, tomhek, and Puff [370/2706] and won! 1 day, 05:04:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/24 00:04:37] Sario [598/1018] has come upon TimWolla [374/1049] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:03:43 is removed from Sario's clock.
[03/12/24 01:26:19] Matthew [217/898] has come upon Sario [855/1018] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:18:21 is added to Matthew's clock.
[03/13/24 02:56:43] gideonstar [801/858] has come upon Sario [144/1018] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:53:29 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[03/16/24 21:32:50] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:58 towards level 71.
[03/20/24 02:12:03] Sario stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:34 towards level 71.
[03/20/24 02:23:27] Sario caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:06 towards level 71.
[03/20/24 12:17:17] Sario [115/1018] has come upon Brocker [161/348] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:31:46 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/20/24 17:59:41] Sario was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:52:03 from level 71.
[03/20/24 18:36:12] gildarts, Sario, and scumola [309/2538] have team battled Ankhers, sky, and Thorael [1249/2537] and lost! 2 days, 09:53:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/24 11:46:51] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:01 towards level 71.
[03/22/24 08:14:18] Fyrgor [490/590] has come upon Sario [971/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:56:50 is added to Fyrgor's clock.
[03/23/24 05:41:53] Sario [478/1018] has come upon BlueJay [364/893] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:26:53 is removed from Sario's clock.
[03/23/24 13:16:43] Minus, Cockatrice, and zifnab06 [844/2343] have team battled Sario, kptr, and Misza [2333/2827] and lost! 1 day, 21:23:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/24 19:39:48] Sario died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:00:15 from level 71.
[03/25/24 21:59:24] Sario was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:35:52 from level 71.
[03/26/24 12:21:08] Sario, tswsl, and \dev\ice [1086/2662] have team battled h00k, allo, and Daikojun [836/2065] and won! 1 day, 16:27:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/24 15:08:49] Bluedog, Xenthys, and Varjatticus [1685/2731] have team battled ukleinek, Sario, and fork [1111/2629] and won! 2 days, 10:00:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/24 00:49:58] Sario [108/1018] has challenged Minus [756/799] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:39:01 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/27/24 07:51:50] ion [149/850] has challenged Sario [927/1018] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:45:56 is added to ion's clock.
[04/02/24 05:36:53] sky [86/1012] has challenged Sario [630/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:15:34 is added to sky's clock.
[04/04/24 20:54:04] Sario [780/1018] has challenged Ancalagon [284/667] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:56:15 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/05/24 13:11:11] Kurenai, gideonstar, and Sario [1429/3040] have team battled Thorael, misha, and Lilith [2421/2508] and lost! 2 days, 07:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/24 18:21:05] eising [475/844] has come upon Sario [126/1018] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:29:38 is removed from eising's clock.
[04/07/24 02:59:05] Sario was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:35 towards level 71.
[04/07/24 08:41:59] Sario [758/1018] has come upon Notir [738/1215] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:47:35 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/10/24 00:29:12] t3chn0 [413/1035] has challenged Sario [61/1018] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:10:31 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[04/10/24 13:46:43] Sario [548/1024] has come upon MetaNova [81/1311] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:52:04 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/10/24 15:07:19] medivh, Forud, and dbx12 [896/2861] have team battled sco1, Sario, and signofzeta [1357/2728] and lost! 0 days, 11:01:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/24 22:55:30] EddieT137, Ungoliant, and bobvador [1732/2985] have team battled Zaratustra, Sario, and zbe [1558/3090] and won! 0 days, 13:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/24 15:51:06] VonToutCourt, kinus, and Sario [440/3150] have team battled idleneutral, bg, and Kachin [2038/2761] and lost! 0 days, 17:04:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/24 18:19:34] OobSaco, Nysdar, and BastelBot [2495/2511] have team battled scumola, gradator, and Sario [2373/2546] and won! 0 days, 06:17:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/24 19:06:52] adamus1red, mordac, Blohsh, and Sario have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/24 00:21:06] Sario got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:13 from level 71.
[04/15/24 15:14:08] HollowWasp [317/630] has challenged Sario [64/1024] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from HollowWasp's clock.
[04/15/24 16:04:53] Sario [909/1024] has challenged _sh [504/1064] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:38 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/15/24 20:52:26] Sario learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:12 towards level 71.
[04/15/24 21:15:56] Sario [261/1024] has challenged eroc1990 [79/822] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/16/24 01:08:24] RussellB, keepermurph, and idleneutral [1106/2232] have team battled yNos, Sario, and Neil [1497/3089] and lost! 0 days, 13:18:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/24 14:17:02] Sario [64/1024] has challenged Ungoliant [226/812] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:44:57 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/18/24 02:38:42] Sario [697/1024] has come upon Cockatrice [460/888] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:49:07 is removed from Sario's clock.
[04/18/24 13:23:20] Sario bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:10:45 from level 72.
[04/18/24 21:14:52] Sario found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:29:28 towards level 72.
[04/19/24 05:33:29] crysis [114/977] has come upon Sario [289/1024] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:03:16 is added to crysis's clock.
[04/19/24 17:36:31] Sario got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:10:43 from level 72.
[04/20/24 02:35:30] Sario had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:49:07 from level 72.
[04/20/24 05:31:57] Tenorman [208/780] has come upon Sario [187/1024] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:43:18 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/23/24 01:36:02] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:22:45 towards level 72.
[04/25/24 06:54:47] Sario [1017/1024] has come upon DojShadow [242/595] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:03:07 is removed from Sario's clock.