Player Info

User: apb
Class: ..sigh..
Admin?: No
Level: 84
Next level: 55 days, 10:59:07
Status: Online
Host: apb!~apb@user/apb
Account Created: Thu Jun 10 01:08:15 2021
Last login: Sat Nov 18 13:11:35 2023
Total time idled: 890 days, 07:59:01
Current position: [37,299]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 134 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 257 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 37
gloves: 43
helm: 58 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 52
ring: 57
shield: 33
tunic: 34
weapon: 306 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1011

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 15 days, 11:46:24
quit: 33 days, 14:01:22

total: 49 days, 01:47:46

Character Modifiers

[06/10/21 06:43:20] apb [4/7] has challenged golgy [199/252] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to apb's clock.
[06/10/21 07:39:10] apb [23/27] has challenged pfoley [38/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to apb's clock.
[06/10/21 08:05:15] apb [1/27] has challenged Majak [178/312] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to apb's clock.
[06/10/21 08:35:29] apb [25/38] has challenged DrinkyBird [208/220] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to apb's clock.
[06/10/21 09:10:33] apb [7/46] has challenged RussellB [189/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to apb's clock.
[06/10/21 13:34:46] apb [20/101] has challenged drahthaar [33/300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to apb's clock.
[06/10/21 18:23:44] gildarts [200/244] has challenged apb [44/136] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[06/11/21 01:37:28] apb [146/167] has challenged li [105/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:34 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/11/21 03:11:42] Sherpard2, meskio, and hdm [394/710] have team battled apb, Algernon, and eising [222/793] and won! 0 days, 00:13:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/21 12:44:08] apb [143/217] has challenged Gatewayy [292/300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to apb's clock.
[06/11/21 16:18:12] Psilocybe [227/285] has challenged apb [203/217] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[06/12/21 00:01:32] apb [118/235] has challenged Way [242/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to apb's clock.
[06/12/21 07:18:52] apb [59/250] has challenged heisenbug [270/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to apb's clock.
[06/12/21 15:46:12] apb [148/251] has challenged hax404 [11/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/12/21 21:06:42] apb invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:07 towards level 28.
[06/13/21 00:01:06] apb [187/261] has challenged JeDa [258/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to apb's clock.
[06/13/21 11:25:06] apb [66/261] has challenged sid3windr [213/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to apb's clock.
[06/14/21 00:41:17] apb [34/261] has challenged t3chn0 [266/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to apb's clock.
[06/14/21 14:34:14] Thorael and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/21 15:49:34] apb [129/269] has challenged Kachin [148/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to apb's clock.
[06/14/21 18:33:01] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:11 towards level 32.
[06/15/21 06:28:20] RussellB [127/403] has challenged apb [146/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to RussellB's clock.
[06/15/21 06:28:44] elf [249/352] has come upon apb [82/269] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/15/21 08:13:58] apb [148/283] has challenged Asara [156/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to apb's clock.
[06/15/21 15:00:54] Snarlack [122/259] has challenged apb [181/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Snarlack's clock.
[06/16/21 04:50:03] apb [187/321] has challenged megubyte [87/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/16/21 20:09:03] bsleep [28/244] has challenged apb [220/321] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to bsleep's clock.
[06/17/21 01:09:29] apb [0/336] has challenged ToHellWithGA [145/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to apb's clock.
[06/17/21 19:06:38] Thorael [201/301] has challenged apb [1/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[06/17/21 19:06:38] Thorael has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:17:40 is added to apb's clock.
[06/18/21 06:21:48] apb [233/336] has challenged bobvador [340/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to apb's clock.
[06/18/21 17:07:31] Tenedos [44/190] has challenged apb [298/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[06/19/21 05:32:06] CodeGeek, Nocebo, and Zaratustra [624/1154] have team battled apb, ubergeek, and Hirion [178/1096] and won! 0 days, 00:57:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 14:31:09] apb [282/336] has challenged sc [45/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/19/21 19:55:54] d4n13L, laama, and apb [431/923] have team battled pants, pwae, and Tenedos [79/855] and won! 0 days, 01:00:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/21 01:56:47] pyre [303/332] has challenged apb [303/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from pyre's clock.
[06/20/21 12:16:38] Tenedos [22/293] has come upon apb [251/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:29 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[06/20/21 21:14:04] apb [291/353] has challenged Heisenberg [299/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to apb's clock.
[06/21/21 07:45:32] Sokar, apb, and nCrazed [736/1032] have team battled zankore, Makhno, and Sherpard2 [358/1014] and won! 0 days, 01:02:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/21 03:47:07] quanticle [118/428] has challenged apb [214/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to quanticle's clock.
[06/22/21 15:05:57] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:00 towards level 38.
[06/22/21 15:26:10] apb [12/364] has challenged MightyDrv [100/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to apb's clock.
[06/23/21 02:32:23] munkis [30/33] has challenged apb [307/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to munkis's clock.
[06/23/21 02:41:43] shikhin [96/346] has challenged apb [70/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[06/23/21 20:48:22] Knut [27/134] has challenged apb [49/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Knut's clock.
[06/24/21 17:38:21] apb [177/364] has challenged GyrosGeier [7/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/25/21 03:08:48] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:24 towards level 40.
[06/25/21 03:57:27] Koffa [27/200] has come upon apb [214/364] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:18 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/26/21 13:11:14] gdm [188/413] has challenged apb [158/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from gdm's clock.
[06/26/21 16:26:09] apb [177/364] has challenged V [199/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to apb's clock.
[06/27/21 04:11:07] J-472 [289/354] has challenged apb [188/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from J-472's clock.
[06/27/21 21:36:12] hockpa2e [2/8] has challenged apb [354/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to hockpa2e's clock.
[06/28/21 00:02:45] nicole [68/304] has challenged apb [253/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to nicole's clock.
[06/28/21 08:37:43] apb and jayvee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/21 09:19:01] apb [75/371] has challenged anarcat [155/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to apb's clock.
[06/29/21 09:52:50] apb [306/371] has come upon J-472 [293/354] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:46:41 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/29/21 23:00:19] edk and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/21 06:35:35] apb, quanticle, and csc2ya [807/1064] have team battled freeboson, Sergio, and vectr0n [241/1093] and won! 0 days, 00:20:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/21 13:45:15] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:30 towards level 42.
[06/30/21 21:38:45] apb saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:37 from level 42.
[07/01/21 14:07:56] apb [25/371] has come upon gildarts [205/389] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:23 is added to apb's clock.
[07/02/21 00:40:36] apb [383/407] has challenged Sergio [292/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/02/21 07:07:29] nya, tswsl, and jokajak [912/1197] have team battled golgy, apb, and zankore [311/1159] and won! 0 days, 01:04:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/21 13:18:58] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:32 towards level 43.
[07/03/21 00:34:25] Phil [141/393] has challenged apb [13/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Phil's clock.
[07/03/21 08:11:41] Crazycatlady [393/396] has challenged apb [312/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/03/21 23:43:09] AttitudeAdjuster [16/111] has challenged apb [234/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to AttitudeAdjuster's clock.
[07/04/21 23:22:33] apb [250/418] has challenged Heisenberg [385/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to apb's clock.
[07/06/21 18:24:02] Oblomov [173/410] has come upon apb [13/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:21:16 is removed from Oblomov's clock.
[07/06/21 21:07:27] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:37 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 00:42:41] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:57 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 11:47:26] Wolf [141/525] has come upon apb [133/422] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:59:43 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[07/08/21 18:13:08] d4n13L, apb, and iiriix [177/1108] have team battled The_Decryptor, pants, and "\@_ [665/1293] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/21 01:16:55] popey [169/361] has challenged apb [3/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from popey's clock.
[07/09/21 03:05:29] apb [107/425] has challenged Neil [370/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to apb's clock.
[07/11/21 10:33:41] MELOONi [22/504] has challenged apb [11/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[07/11/21 15:31:42] blabber [8/412] has challenged apb [225/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:02 is added to blabber's clock.
[07/12/21 04:22:04] apb and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/21 01:39:27] zbe [24/437] has challenged apb [171/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:47 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/14/21 01:56:54] apb [187/437] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [114/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/15/21 06:51:13] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:03 towards level 46.
[07/16/21 03:04:46] eroc1990 [264/274] has challenged apb [271/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[07/17/21 01:41:43] apb, Wolf, and Phil [556/1503] have team battled Oblomov, gildarts, and Abe [688/1051] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/21 01:46:14] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:25 towards level 46.
[07/17/21 19:38:40] szczot3k [291/534] has challenged apb [186/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from szczot3k's clock.
[07/18/21 14:50:34] apb [430/437] has challenged Fenrik [434/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to apb's clock.
[07/18/21 20:30:47] ShiaLabeouf, apb, and shikhin [82/1182] have team battled Abe, eising, and DirtyVader [374/946] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/21 04:07:55] apb bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:39:30 from level 47.
[07/19/21 21:04:25] oxzi [4/130] has challenged apb [413/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to oxzi's clock.
[07/21/21 00:56:12] oxzi [11/194] has challenged apb [93/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to oxzi's clock.
[07/21/21 05:06:10] xbill and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 09:02:33] KyloRen [263/356] has come upon apb [345/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:16:58 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[07/22/21 16:24:43] jokajak and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/21 03:39:47] meti and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/21 06:04:20] apb [330/463] has challenged washclof [425/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to apb's clock.
[07/25/21 18:07:00] apb and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/21 05:35:36] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:56 towards level 48.
[07/26/21 10:39:05] meskio [241/404] has challenged apb [293/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to meskio's clock.
[07/27/21 00:46:18] Theleveler [282/467] has challenged apb [200/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[07/27/21 07:30:17] apb and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/21 12:28:58] canton7 [114/428] has come upon apb [258/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:22 is added to canton7's clock.
[07/28/21 16:00:45] MadMan, HeavyPodda, and starlink [426/1359] have team battled apb, Russell, and Tenedos [1515/1574] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/21 12:36:24] coding_monk [126/237] has challenged apb [252/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[07/29/21 19:48:47] Togra [462/643] has challenged apb [349/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Togra's clock.
[07/30/21 03:17:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 0 days, 01:54:28 toward level 48.
[07/30/21 04:44:05] jjasghar, eggy, and Togra [659/1327] have team battled TimWolla, pfoley, and apb [915/1207] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/21 02:01:59] apb, jacob1, and pyre [950/1412] have team battled GilbertErik, Platonides, and TBB [657/1041] and won! 0 days, 01:25:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/21 07:45:13] apb [405/486] has challenged anarcat [47/496] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/31/21 08:43:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 1 day, 08:36:08 toward level 49.
[08/01/21 12:21:01] apb stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:15 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 14:10:46] TBB [15/373] has challenged apb [50/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to TBB's clock.
[08/01/21 14:39:21] PiotrekD and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/21 02:03:56] apb [118/486] has come upon Drin [61/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/03/21 20:07:27] tswsl [62/416] has challenged apb [181/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:44:56 is added to tswsl's clock.
[08/04/21 00:00:52] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:52 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 04:08:50] apb and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/21 12:35:11] apb [439/486] has challenged Sergio [44/581] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/05/21 13:54:08] apb [133/486] has come upon lightstalker [267/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:41:40 is added to apb's clock.
[08/07/21 10:26:04] cremefresh [211/479] has challenged apb [171/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:53 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[08/08/21 00:47:23] Sherpard2, RussellB, and apb [126/1618] have team battled munkis, Thorael, and Phil [38/1629] and won! 0 days, 19:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/21 16:10:39] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:45 towards level 50.
[08/11/21 09:30:28] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:40 towards level 50.
[08/11/21 09:47:02] apb [96/486] has challenged Carl [283/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:06 is added to apb's clock.
[08/12/21 05:05:23] _sh [39/540] has challenged apb [143/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to _sh's clock.
[08/12/21 07:09:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 0 days, 23:19:52 toward level 50.
[08/12/21 10:45:21] apb fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:34 from level 50.
[08/12/21 16:39:48] Psilocybe [280/458] has challenged apb [97/486] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[08/12/21 16:43:30] apb [222/486] has challenged meskio [306/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to apb's clock.
[08/13/21 06:22:59] apb [330/486] has come upon thornrag [99/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:16:16 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/13/21 07:36:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 0 days, 20:08:36 toward level 51.
[08/13/21 14:48:41] apb [195/486] has come upon ion [392/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:42:39 is added to apb's clock.
[08/13/21 20:49:59] Togra, washclof, and apb [1371/1647] have team battled PiotrekD, Ancalagon, and kptr [965/1441] and won! 0 days, 19:44:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/21 05:25:17] Sombra [268/444] has challenged apb [28/486] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[08/14/21 09:45:57] apb [27/486] has come upon ShiaLabeouf [366/391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:06:08 is added to apb's clock.
[08/14/21 19:05:40] Kritzefitz [53/219] has challenged apb [230/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/15/21 16:01:15] shymega [82/148] has challenged apb [20/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:23:21 is removed from shymega's clock.
[08/15/21 20:22:26] dwfreed [138/644] has challenged apb [202/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/16/21 02:11:03] apb [471/486] has challenged fmy [87/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:46 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/16/21 13:35:14] apb [172/486] has come upon Lenny_ [240/263] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:21:39 is added to apb's clock.
[08/16/21 17:16:39] apb [244/486] has challenged bagels [365/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:40 is added to apb's clock.
[08/17/21 05:26:05] bsleep and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/21 18:10:41] ChowderKeg [374/622] has come upon apb [144/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:13 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[08/18/21 07:11:56] Sirius [161/257] has challenged apb [452/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Sirius's clock.
[08/18/21 09:33:00] apb [397/486] has come upon pfoley [378/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:49:13 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/19/21 04:52:31] nyuszika7h [25/559] has come upon apb [264/486] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:08 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[08/19/21 09:18:51] apb, csc2ya, and buzzzzz [598/1449] have team battled heisenbug, Pricey, and dwfreed [388/1627] and won! 0 days, 05:42:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/21 10:49:41] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:13 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 16:07:02] apb, pants, and nya [474/1791] have team battled el, bananaboat, and sky [331/1225] and won! 0 days, 02:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/21 17:21:07] apb and gettu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/21 14:52:05] apb [337/486] has challenged MELOONi [200/630] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/21/21 20:40:56] anarcat [244/759] has challenged apb [184/486] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[08/23/21 21:38:16] apb [269/486] has come upon Umbire [65/375] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:41:35 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/24/21 16:59:51] apb [466/486] has challenged cremefresh [208/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:47:04 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/24/21 20:00:13] Andrio, apb, and buzel [473/1588] have team battled elf, Yuhno, and hockpa2e [134/1486] and won! 1 day, 05:11:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/21 20:43:20] apb EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:29 from level 52.
[08/26/21 03:22:28] golgy [45/468] has come upon apb [81/486] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:55:58 is added to golgy's clock.
[08/26/21 15:59:57] apb [343/486] has come upon scornn [75/429] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:34:03 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/27/21 00:01:35] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:24 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 08:14:05] apb [276/511] has challenged wille [221/418] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:07:22 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/28/21 15:43:22] Zaratustra [27/446] has come upon apb [165/511] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:32 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/28/21 16:05:14] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:08 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 05:42:32] apb and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/21 05:53:52] apb, sky, and Silvanus_Betrium [804/1482] have team battled tomhek, washclof, and Asara [271/1328] and won! 0 days, 00:39:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/21 13:26:14] apb [512/545] has challenged Sergio [583/625] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to apb's clock.
[08/29/21 16:29:30] apb [476/545] has come upon Nysdar [308/501] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:43:17 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/29/21 17:19:14] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:39 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 13:01:30] apb and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/21 03:49:45] nya and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/21 19:03:55] gradator [481/523] has come upon apb [381/545] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:47:56 is removed from gradator's clock.
[09/04/21 01:12:29] Sokar, Covid-19, and Nysdar [327/1536] have team battled meskio, "\@_, and apb [191/1393] and won! 0 days, 11:44:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/21 16:36:50] Paperclip, V, and Bahhumbug [1067/1595] have team battled The_Decryptor, zbe, and apb [743/1682] and won! 0 days, 07:05:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 21:40:15] dxrt [260/372] has come upon apb [393/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:48:28 is added to dxrt's clock.
[09/08/21 05:49:31] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:14 towards level 53.
[09/09/21 14:02:05] apb, Lenny_, and Gorek [353/1654] have team battled buzel, heisenbug, and Oblomov [1499/1763] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/21 00:00:48] apb and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/21 10:01:22] apb [116/545] has challenged jacob1 [173/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to apb's clock.
[09/11/21 03:38:36] Thorael and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/21 12:58:50] kenyon stole apb's level 58 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 51 pair of gloves behind, which apb then takes.
[09/15/21 04:39:34] Tor, BUSY, and canton7 [522/1279] have team battled apb, Arch, and nya [1044/1674] and lost! 0 days, 08:57:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/21 09:46:01] apb was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:54:26 from level 54.
[09/16/21 20:30:35] buyoq, meskio, and sbp [522/1163] have team battled MetaNova, apb, and gdm [1279/1523] and lost! 0 days, 09:43:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/21 03:32:00] Feoh [97/314] has challenged apb [359/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Feoh's clock.
[09/19/21 09:57:31] apb EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:48:52 from level 54.
[09/19/21 23:06:05] apb [76/537] has come upon BUSY [337/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:12:43 is added to apb's clock.
[09/20/21 17:06:24] apb [428/537] has challenged gettu [485/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:17:47 is added to apb's clock.
[09/20/21 17:46:07] Asara, meti, and Forud [520/1499] have team battled Yarosh, Mlajzuk, and apb [509/1369] and won! 0 days, 10:42:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/21 02:50:22] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:22 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 06:51:10] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:19:23 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 20:27:25] Mattusmindus [31/200] has challenged apb [2/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:08 is removed from Mattusmindus's clock.
[09/21/21 20:52:38] womblecat [51/364] has challenged apb [459/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to womblecat's clock.
[09/22/21 06:19:28] loftyabyss [263/301] has challenged apb [402/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to loftyabyss's clock.
[09/22/21 16:45:40] mordac, apb, and hdm [30/1649] have team battled sky, Disruptor, and Khorne [330/1487] and lost! 1 day, 13:41:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/21 10:44:24] Centrixx [233/493] has challenged apb [54/537] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[09/23/21 21:16:44] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:55 towards level 54.
[09/24/21 01:13:23] apb was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:43 from level 54.
[09/24/21 16:22:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 4 days, 10:01:30 toward level 54.
[09/25/21 02:29:15] kenyon [434/649] has come upon apb [269/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:09:40 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/25/21 13:50:50] elf [55/651] has challenged apb [83/541] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to elf's clock.
[09/25/21 20:24:37] Sherpard2, Disruptor, apb, and caeli have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/21 21:54:39] apb [540/541] has challenged jaxson [247/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:40 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/27/21 02:44:08] apb [96/651] has challenged sbp [342/392] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to apb's clock.
[09/27/21 08:32:47] Tenedos, pastly, and apb [1067/1703] have team battled t3chn0, buyoq, and bookworm [363/1495] and won! 0 days, 18:25:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 12:56:28] apb [278/651] has come upon Psilocybe [78/574] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:24:31 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/27/21 21:07:38] apb [148/651] has come upon kiska [77/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:59:11 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/27/21 22:14:35] aqsd [457/531] has come upon apb [346/651] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:32:50 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[09/28/21 23:05:37] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:28:28 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 06:35:35] Visse, damyan, and apb [14/1329] have team battled io, MrMagoo, and Kachin [573/1799] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/21 01:51:02] apb stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:20 towards level 55.
[09/30/21 23:27:12] apb and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/21 00:14:11] StalkR, Platonides, and ChowderKeg [818/1756] have team battled zifnab06, Ancalagon, and apb [123/1424] and won! 0 days, 07:27:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/21 05:32:34] apb and V have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/21 21:24:23] apb [229/651] has come upon O[_] [411/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:06:52 is added to apb's clock.
[10/02/21 19:06:37] apb stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:04 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 16:33:13] ShinobiChileno, BastelBot, and Reilly [755/1502] have team battled tsr, apb, and RussellB [1750/2007] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/21 06:39:47] clubbprez, apb, and pztrn [802/1456] have team battled Ankhers, Silvanus_Betrium, and Centrixx [465/1792] and won! 0 days, 02:26:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 12:50:50] buzel, zbe, and Ankhers [186/1955] have team battled misha, iiriix, and apb [977/1539] and lost! 1 day, 11:36:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/21 19:39:57] buZz [159/481] has challenged apb [569/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:52 is added to buZz's clock.
[10/06/21 21:03:52] talisein [142/613] has come upon apb [621/651] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:44:32 is added to talisein's clock.
[10/09/21 06:00:52] apb [740/847] has challenged aqsd [180/531] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/11/21 01:00:11] apb [116/847] has challenged gradator [330/610] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:36:27 is added to apb's clock.
[10/11/21 16:32:26] gdm, aqsd, and apb [950/1935] have team battled Sombra, damyan, and Techman [162/1690] and won! 0 days, 11:15:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/21 12:37:19] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:53 towards level 56.
[10/14/21 07:13:13] Sokar and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/21 10:28:19] adamus1red [476/539] has come upon apb [664/851] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:47:27 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[10/15/21 04:28:55] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:36 towards level 56.
[10/15/21 05:27:55] Oblomov [479/487] has come upon apb [105/851] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:16:23 is removed from Oblomov's clock.
[10/16/21 15:22:41] apb [179/851] has come upon laama [247/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:36:15 is added to apb's clock.
[10/16/21 16:38:29] apb invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:30 towards level 56.
[10/17/21 03:00:49] hax404 [89/414] has challenged apb [134/851] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to hax404's clock.
[10/18/21 08:31:51] apb [197/851] has come upon Sherpard2 [452/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:35:21 is added to apb's clock.
[10/19/21 15:08:21] apb [710/851] has come upon The_Decryptor [194/691] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:59:57 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/20/21 16:50:20] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:55 towards level 56.
[10/20/21 18:35:55] apb [340/851] has challenged pants [487/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:57 is added to apb's clock.
[10/22/21 00:51:34] Wam [53/235] has come upon apb [77/851] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:11 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/22/21 02:38:49] Nysdar [236/521] has come upon apb [186/851] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:03:29 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[10/23/21 09:12:05] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:11 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 14:57:36] apb and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/21 17:22:58] Andrio and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/21 20:52:05] zifnab06 [5/403] has challenged apb [530/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[10/25/21 00:04:38] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:07 towards level 56.
[10/26/21 00:14:59] apb [429/851] has challenged Way [447/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to apb's clock.
[10/26/21 15:04:35] apb [316/851] has challenged kline [343/585] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:53:10 is added to apb's clock.
[10/26/21 19:39:24] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:36:22 towards level 57.
[10/27/21 17:43:49] Andrio, apb, and misha [1068/1892] have team battled bookworm, postikana, and Haqur [561/1239] and won! 1 day, 01:23:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 21:47:52] apb [3/851] has come upon Covid-19 [489/490] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:25:01 is added to apb's clock.
[10/28/21 03:02:33] apb [39/851] has come upon nya [8/537] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:10:41 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/28/21 05:12:32] apb [302/851] has challenged Centrixx [203/520] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:58:11 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/28/21 21:15:54] Feoh [94/412] has challenged apb [588/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:47 is added to Feoh's clock.
[10/29/21 10:27:02] apb [806/851] has come upon Fenrik [361/740] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:15:42 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/29/21 12:19:00] Sherpard2 [355/661] has challenged apb [194/851] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:03:07 is removed from Sherpard2's clock.
[10/29/21 14:22:48] Centrixx stole apb's level 64 ring while they were sleeping! Centrixx leaves their old level 44 ring behind, which apb then takes.
[10/30/21 14:06:13] Haqur, Reilly, and Covid-19 [635/1434] have team battled style, apb, and tmberg [603/2043] and won! 0 days, 02:52:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 13:41:18] bloodElk [55/273] has come upon apb [424/829] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:38 is added to bloodElk's clock.
[10/31/21 14:50:32] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:39 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 11:38:44] pztrn [450/465] has challenged apb [19/829] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:55:33 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[11/02/21 16:13:50] KeboDK [383/480] has come upon apb [605/829] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:30:30 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[11/03/21 06:11:59] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:03 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 07:19:39] talisein [490/617] has come upon apb [220/829] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:39:04 is removed from talisein's clock.
[11/03/21 08:36:10] VonToutCourt [494/651] has come upon apb [12/829] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:26:51 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[11/03/21 23:53:43] adamus1red, apb, and buZz [1199/1854] have team battled womblecat, Forud, and Tangles [1229/2166] and lost! 1 day, 20:46:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/21 23:11:43] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:56 towards level 57.
[11/05/21 03:38:49] penguinjoints [124/188] has challenged apb [241/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to penguinjoints's clock.
[11/05/21 05:38:52] SCSi [345/477] has come upon apb [133/829] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:40:43 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[11/06/21 04:11:05] talisein, apb, and Koffa [709/1995] have team battled Zeno, V, and tsr [1290/1450] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/21 14:06:22] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:20 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 23:08:49] Lnk [57/948] has challenged apb [186/829] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/07/21 02:13:44] tswsl [23/460] has come upon apb [47/829] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:05:39 is added to tswsl's clock.
[11/07/21 12:13:02] barix [88/201] has challenged apb [295/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to barix's clock.
[11/07/21 23:43:13] Plato and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 02:30:06] Koffa, sc, and VOID [1023/1684] have team battled Phil, apb, and ion [1408/2146] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 03:51:16] apb was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:54 from level 57.
[11/08/21 16:33:24] edk and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 23:00:12] Bluedog [915/950] has challenged apb [392/829] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[11/09/21 16:19:11] Nuae [3/139] has challenged apb [528/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Nuae's clock.
[11/11/21 01:24:53] crysis [54/742] has come upon apb [184/829] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:10:22 is added to crysis's clock.
[11/11/21 01:32:36] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:11 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 19:07:18] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:11 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 03:04:16] Faradome, di0nysus, and Tenedos [1098/1390] have team battled apb, JigmeDatse, and RussellB [1574/2265] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/21 04:26:20] apb [219/829] has challenged jayvee [263/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:10 is added to apb's clock.
[11/12/21 13:20:53] golgy, allo, and kline [1415/1751] have team battled pztrn, apb, and Yuhno [874/1723] and won! 0 days, 15:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 14:54:13] apb [66/841] has challenged Majak [425/929] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to apb's clock.
[11/14/21 01:17:26] Haqur [131/310] has challenged apb [571/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Haqur's clock.
[11/14/21 05:01:00] Xenthys [151/309] has challenged apb [444/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/15/21 03:18:15] golgy, apb, and dwfreed [1589/2311] have team battled tswsl, pfoley, and bookworm [873/1578] and won! 0 days, 04:11:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 16:33:32] buzel [372/742] has come upon apb [756/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:39:45 is added to buzel's clock.
[11/15/21 23:51:07] crysis [129/742] has come upon apb [743/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:49:11 is added to crysis's clock.
[11/16/21 03:09:37] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:15:25 towards level 58.
[11/17/21 07:09:19] apb, golgy, and Drin [281/2112] have team battled Acolarh, bananaboat, and JoeK [1510/1615] and lost! 0 days, 13:37:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/21 23:46:57] Techman [417/855] has challenged apb [773/841] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Techman's clock.
[11/19/21 12:47:29] unicron, Makhno, and gradator [984/1709] have team battled sc, Bolded, and apb [1606/1984] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/21 13:34:27] apb [466/841] has come upon freeboson [150/454] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:55:16 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/19/21 15:05:44] apb [360/841] has challenged hare [41/579] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:48:12 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/20/21 00:07:56] uovobw [337/536] has come upon apb [601/841] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:13:41 is added to uovobw's clock.
[11/20/21 13:10:24] apb [708/841] has challenged crank [254/755] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:26:26 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/20/21 14:19:29] apb [476/841] has come upon Feoh [406/460] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:37:36 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/21/21 08:14:30] apb [94/841] has challenged simple [710/940] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:55:15 is added to apb's clock.
[11/22/21 02:40:23] apb [705/841] has come upon laama [175/644] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:24:37 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/23/21 03:10:19] starlink [92/634] has come upon apb [823/841] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:48:39 is added to starlink's clock.
[11/23/21 12:27:10] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:43 towards level 58.
[11/24/21 09:00:46] Melon [525/526] has challenged apb [119/841] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from Melon's clock.
[11/25/21 07:53:40] tsr [271/483] has challenged apb [334/841] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to tsr's clock.
[11/25/21 09:26:51] Carl [341/585] has come upon apb [598/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:05:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/25/21 11:37:23] apb [708/841] has come upon t3chn0 [199/609] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:28:07 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/26/21 14:54:19] apb, Koffa, and talisein [1908/1957] have team battled YeKong, Jens, and MELOONi [593/1594] and won! 1 day, 03:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 01:42:17] apb got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:46:13 from level 58.
[11/28/21 03:38:45] Drin [77/758] has come upon apb [275/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:52 is added to Drin's clock.
[11/28/21 05:38:40] apb [358/838] has come upon Tangles [539/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:28:46 is added to apb's clock.
[11/29/21 02:17:37] Kritzefitz, mordac, and t3chn0 [727/1726] have team battled apb, blackroot, and jayvee [1927/1989] and lost! 0 days, 12:01:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 05:01:18] apb [248/838] has challenged bananaboat [123/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:43:47 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/01/21 01:50:50] _sh, lastmikoi, and cfjk [462/1528] have team battled apb, damyan, and hax404 [1476/1888] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/21 12:40:30] apb [651/858] has challenged signofzeta [343/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:24:59 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/01/21 20:44:01] apb, tswsl, and Drin [682/2081] have team battled talisein, di0nysus, and JigmeDatse [1476/1565] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/21 23:59:21] apb and V have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/21 23:35:32] hare [52/579] has challenged apb [710/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to hare's clock.
[12/03/21 10:14:14] V [38/642] has come upon apb [189/858] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:02:07 is added to V's clock.
[12/03/21 16:18:06] Ungoliant [119/474] has challenged apb [557/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:17:48 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[12/04/21 12:21:53] apb [657/858] has challenged postikana [323/415] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:17:50 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/04/21 17:22:49] apb [353/858] has challenged yano [122/502] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:51:04 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/05/21 07:42:37] Khorne, Jens, and bananaboat [730/1722] have team battled Ankhers, TimWolla, and apb [418/2207] and won! 0 days, 10:30:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 13:12:52] apb, nya, and misha [951/1846] have team battled Destruia, Arch, and KaterinaUwU [1240/1398] and lost! 3 days, 02:42:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/21 14:26:54] pwae [116/541] has challenged apb [348/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:45:48 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/05/21 20:41:29] JoeK, Algernon, and Lenny_ [147/1307] have team battled pztrn, apb, and sparogy [1443/1644] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/21 07:35:29] apb [772/858] has challenged dxrt [121/372] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:13:02 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/09/21 23:26:14] apb [94/858] has come upon Arch [66/602] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:58:02 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/10/21 05:22:19] apb bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:55:45 from level 59.
[12/10/21 19:48:23] apb and Svetland have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/21 16:31:54] jacob1 and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 20:47:08] apb and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 22:11:37] sc [465/904] has come upon apb [559/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:19:46 is added to sc's clock.
[12/13/21 22:32:45] apb [51/858] has come upon yano [82/512] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:30:30 is added to apb's clock.
[12/14/21 05:09:39] cfjk [26/459] has challenged apb [196/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:44 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/14/21 07:03:43] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:26 towards level 59.
[12/14/21 08:25:36] apb ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:54:14 from level 59.
[12/14/21 12:38:01] MELOONi, ChowderKeg, and jjasghar [1636/1849] have team battled Fehu, apb, and Sherpard2 [590/2018] and won! 1 day, 10:55:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/21 10:28:02] Bluedog, Destruia, apb, and Juan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/21 12:07:52] KeboDK [40/482] has come upon apb [753/858] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:22:43 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[12/16/21 08:54:52] apb saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:29 from level 59.
[12/17/21 20:32:04] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:47 towards level 59.
[12/18/21 16:58:57] Alarien [589/696] has come upon apb [369/858] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:53:01 is removed from Alarien's clock.
[12/18/21 23:21:25] apb stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:19 towards level 59.
[12/19/21 01:27:00] apb [395/858] has come upon Tangles [279/599] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:39:00 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/20/21 09:51:22] MadMan and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/21 11:21:44] apb got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:06 from level 59.
[12/20/21 14:57:23] apb [410/858] has challenged Cirdan [630/879] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to apb's clock.
[12/21/21 19:28:40] apb [196/858] has come upon JamCow [117/525] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:07:06 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/23/21 03:06:32] apb [526/858] has come upon freeboson [443/457] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:50:00 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/23/21 20:13:46] Iines, Sergio, and apb [2555/2657] have team battled Disruptor, MadMan, and dCLCp [171/1757] and won! 0 days, 16:34:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 19:06:56] pants, _sh, rawgreaze, and apb have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/21 21:06:35] apb [784/858] has challenged sparogy [139/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:16:10 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/27/21 07:22:30] apb, AlexS, and Lord255 [1285/1971] have team battled shikhin, Ungoliant, and Kritzefitz [1649/1684] and lost! 2 days, 12:50:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/21 11:10:23] apb and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/21 13:30:12] cremefresh and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/21 19:39:04] apb and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/21 22:16:01] apb [20/858] has challenged YeKong [149/477] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:05:01 is added to apb's clock.
[12/28/21 05:08:28] apb [772/858] has come upon freeboson [162/457] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:59:49 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/30/21 09:28:21] apb [629/858] has challenged BUSY [425/438] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:42:47 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/30/21 17:27:08] noex [147/176] has challenged apb [633/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to noex's clock.
[12/31/21 08:55:09] Tor, Centrixx, and zbe [1552/1623] have team battled gildarts, apb, and freeboson [1680/1845] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/21 09:15:52] BastelBot [250/459] has come upon apb [86/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:49 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[12/31/21 09:15:52] BastelBot has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:28:08 is added to apb's clock.
[01/01/22 11:38:42] soltys [13/513] has challenged apb [576/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:59:52 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/02/22 04:42:15] unicron [334/668] has challenged apb [362/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:45:15 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/02/22 14:35:13] apb got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:50:36 from level 60.
[01/02/22 17:44:55] apb [809/858] has challenged Nysdar [37/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:16:34 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/03/22 11:11:16] apb [330/858] has come upon pitchshifter [109/219] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:23:09 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/04/22 14:35:37] apb was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:24 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 17:27:38] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:05 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 21:20:10] buzel and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/22 08:13:02] apb slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! apb's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/22 10:05:55] apb [153/856] has come upon pfoley [491/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:06:50 is added to apb's clock.
[01/06/22 16:06:05] vmbox [0/1] has challenged apb [820/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to vmbox's clock.
[01/08/22 04:04:43] apb [842/856] has come upon pants [555/630] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:34:06 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/08/22 11:23:27] Nysdar, omero, and io [41/1759] have team battled BastelBot, sam, and apb [509/1982] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/22 12:21:03] CornFly [91/471] has come upon apb [777/856] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:38:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/10/22 02:34:09] apb [357/856] has challenged Ankhers [145/620] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/10/22 09:11:50] Phil [217/674] has come upon apb [657/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:36 is added to Phil's clock.
[01/10/22 14:28:27] Jens, vectr0n, and apb [1154/1827] have team battled dwfreed, pitchshifter, and Fenrik [539/2150] and won! 0 days, 10:59:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 20:29:39] EddieT137, HeavyPodda, and Fenrik [1056/1649] have team battled apb, zifnab06, and MistahKel [1202/2165] and lost! 0 days, 04:09:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/22 14:27:59] shikhin, Tenorman, and zbe [910/1924] have team battled Sherpard2, apb, and buzzzzz [429/2098] and won! 1 day, 11:40:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/22 05:32:48] apb spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apb's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/22 00:52:09] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/22 04:13:34] kline [28/517] has challenged apb [663/853] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:34:13 is added to kline's clock.
[01/17/22 03:25:23] Phil [537/688] has come upon apb [105/853] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:39:14 is removed from Phil's clock.
[01/17/22 03:25:23] Phil has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 4 days, 00:25:14 is added to apb's clock.
[01/17/22 04:23:07] apb [299/853] has come upon Drin [250/758] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:04:53 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/17/22 15:12:07] apb, Thorael, and d4n13L [1830/2186] have team battled Acolarh, canton7, and theZoMBiE [331/1832] and won! 0 days, 05:11:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/22 17:00:39] apb [325/853] has come upon pwae [43/572] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:10:28 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/18/22 21:26:34] kline [166/517] has challenged apb [852/853] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:04:00 is added to kline's clock.
[01/19/22 03:42:22] Primetime [235/254] has challenged apb [575/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Primetime's clock.
[01/20/22 12:18:50] Tenedos, Tangles, and apb [1091/2010] have team battled buZz, kinus, and Platonides [1534/1861] and lost! 1 day, 00:20:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/22 01:54:22] solarsparq [125/174] has challenged apb [243/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[01/25/22 05:38:21] apb [561/853] has come upon zbe [113/578] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:35:45 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/26/22 04:01:43] apb [587/853] has challenged zbe [457/578] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:50:53 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/26/22 15:24:06] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:04:08 from level 61.
[01/27/22 02:54:16] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:59 towards level 61.
[01/27/22 03:28:11] fattrat [496/543] has come upon apb [818/853] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:04:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/27/22 21:37:19] apb, tomhek, and yano [810/2136] have team battled cremefresh, Aelane, and TheSilentLink [1156/1888] and lost! 2 days, 22:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/22 15:34:05] tswsl [419/532] has come upon apb [837/853] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:00:20 is added to tswsl's clock.
[01/30/22 21:22:16] apb and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/22 05:10:05] apb died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:49:11 from level 61.
[02/02/22 03:40:27] ephemer0l [205/221] has challenged apb [576/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/03/22 10:47:02] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:43 towards level 61.
[02/03/22 19:50:04] Hex, Ralle, and apb [134/1425] have team battled vegadark, Misza, and Aelane [338/2072] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/22 06:08:53] caeli [689/838] has come upon apb [787/853] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:06:40 is added to caeli's clock.
[02/04/22 08:27:14] apb got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:21:44 from level 61.
[02/04/22 09:11:08] apb and Feltharell have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 19:27:37] apb walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:09 from level 61.
[02/05/22 06:28:28] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:08 towards level 61.
[02/06/22 15:33:16] apb [497/853] has challenged shikhin [82/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:34:06 is removed from apb's clock.
[02/07/22 21:37:00] texke, Acolarh, and apb [2157/2201] have team battled coding_monk, simple, and MistahKel [1717/2259] and won! 0 days, 12:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/22 07:40:44] apb [48/853] has challenged pitchshifter [3/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:38:49 is removed from apb's clock.
[02/08/22 17:56:52] apb and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/22 14:44:30] apb, KeboDK, and pitchshifter [969/1919] have team battled Neil, Sario, and Visse [1227/1247] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/22 19:43:09] Russell [799/887] has come upon apb [690/853] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:49:18 is removed from Russell's clock.
[02/10/22 20:44:31] apb and herald have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 01:34:37] apb [719/853] has come upon bobvador [673/886] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:01 is removed from apb's clock.
[02/11/22 04:39:05] apb [677/853] has challenged Tenedos [236/534] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from apb's clock.
[02/12/22 00:40:47] apb learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:33:38 towards level 62.
[02/12/22 05:04:54] megubyte [176/581] has come upon apb [833/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:27:32 is added to megubyte's clock.
[02/12/22 05:53:57] SCSi [409/481] has come upon apb [377/853] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:06:11 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[02/15/22 13:45:16] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:22:07 from level 62.
[02/15/22 18:14:35] herald [200/627] has challenged apb [42/853] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:29 is removed from herald's clock.
[02/16/22 02:48:19] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:40:55 towards level 62.
[02/16/22 10:33:55] Chuck, buyoq, and noex [822/1778] have team battled KeboDK, Yarosh, and apb [1914/1966] and lost! 0 days, 13:37:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/22 19:51:29] Platonides, Algernon, and apb [180/2097] have team battled washclof, BastelBot, and Sorin [956/2124] and lost! 1 day, 23:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/22 03:20:59] apb [126/853] has challenged Bahhumbug [69/582] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:16:51 is removed from apb's clock.
[02/17/22 14:23:01] fizz [662/703] has challenged apb [465/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:12:10 is removed from fizz's clock.
[02/17/22 17:28:02] apb, Russell, and Alarien [1900/2353] have team battled strife, ChowderKeg, and HeavyPodda [549/1948] and won! 0 days, 06:52:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/22 22:16:09] yNos, Tenorman, and pyre [491/2008] have team battled apb, Alarien, and blabber [539/2039] and lost! 0 days, 20:33:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/22 07:39:59] womblecat [680/1061] has come upon apb [139/853] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:27:18 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[02/21/22 11:51:26] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:55 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 05:10:52] apb died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:51:02 from level 62.
[02/23/22 16:07:06] Kazador [20/202] has challenged apb [0/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:07 is removed from Kazador's clock.
[02/23/22 18:44:32] apb got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:17:08 from level 62.
[02/26/22 00:43:16] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:15:07 towards level 62.
[02/26/22 13:45:50] apb and herald have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 16:39:49] apb was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:47:23 from level 62.
[02/26/22 21:52:27] bg, washclof, and megubyte [1273/2193] have team battled Sario, V, and apb [1342/2104] and lost! 1 day, 09:30:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/22 23:06:04] Theleveler [268/580] has challenged apb [88/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:23:38 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[02/26/22 23:49:56] apb and Togra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 01:09:18] dwfreed [107/1055] has come upon apb [850/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:19:07 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/27/22 23:57:11] apb and Mattusmindus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/22 01:01:34] sheu and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/22 01:54:05] jaxson [248/459] has come upon apb [325/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:06:45 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/02/22 05:37:01] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:11 towards level 62.
[03/02/22 20:26:47] apb and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/22 00:42:47] yNos and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/22 03:25:28] t3chn0 [210/663] has challenged apb [340/853] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:16:02 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[03/03/22 13:25:26] postikana, Psilocybe, and Svetland [1387/1974] have team battled apb, gegenschein, and BUSY [503/1957] and won! 2 days, 10:57:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/22 10:58:33] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:03 towards level 62.
[03/04/22 17:09:37] thatmint, apb, and bg [1164/2038] have team battled SSLbits, coding_monk, and kzootech [569/1342] and won! 0 days, 02:13:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 18:59:45] apb got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:29:00 from level 62.
[03/06/22 04:20:14] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:30 towards level 62.
[03/06/22 07:26:38] dyvonna [9/306] has come upon apb [725/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:19 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[03/09/22 00:22:29] ZOTTA [228/385] has challenged apb [107/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:28 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[03/09/22 00:59:49] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:12 towards level 62.
[03/09/22 05:59:58] apb invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:17 towards level 62.
[03/10/22 22:08:36] apb [173/853] has challenged thatmint [241/416] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to apb's clock.
[03/11/22 02:18:01] fstrelok [240/275] has challenged apb [229/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from fstrelok's clock.
[03/11/22 19:04:28] apb [380/853] has come upon Fenrik [862/892] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:34:57 is added to apb's clock.
[03/13/22 02:00:23] Crazycatlady [162/731] has come upon apb [517/853] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:55:19 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/13/22 06:08:14] apb was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:52:31 towards level 63.
[03/13/22 13:12:41] apb and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/22 23:16:47] nyuszika7h [377/646] has come upon apb [594/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:01:58 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[03/14/22 06:45:50] apb [805/853] has challenged Khorne [1011/1059] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:08 is added to apb's clock.
[03/14/22 20:50:06] Svetland [206/787] has challenged apb [518/853] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Svetland's clock.
[03/15/22 00:06:10] el [31/634] has come upon apb [240/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:38:21 is added to el's clock.
[03/15/22 17:13:40] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:53:13 towards level 63.
[03/15/22 20:53:11] apb [481/853] has challenged washclof [189/863] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:45:47 is removed from apb's clock.
[03/16/22 08:27:46] apb [787/853] has come upon ukleinek [454/502] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:59:29 is removed from apb's clock.
[03/17/22 15:30:32] apb [3/853] has come upon bsleep [165/662] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:48:12 is added to apb's clock.
[03/19/22 01:52:44] Kritzefitz stole apb's level 63 helm while they were sleeping! Kritzefitz leaves their old level 60 helm behind, which apb then takes.
[03/19/22 11:24:06] apb and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/22 12:09:09] Tabmow, StalkR, and pants [801/1878] have team battled sam, apb, and Lord255 [1134/2114] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/22 15:25:34] apb [344/850] has challenged golgy [407/546] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:22:10 is added to apb's clock.
[03/22/22 03:30:30] SirBummelz, mordac, and drahthaar [617/1538] have team battled blackroot, solarsparq, and apb [1606/2087] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/22 05:53:28] apb was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:03:45 towards level 63.
[03/23/22 06:58:17] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:08 towards level 63.
[03/24/22 04:36:19] Tabmow [2/367] has come upon apb [618/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:05 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[03/24/22 13:15:01] Abe [384/468] has challenged apb [738/853] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Abe's clock.
[03/24/22 17:53:05] texke [710/718] has come upon apb [684/853] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:56:18 is removed from texke's clock.
[03/26/22 01:47:58] _sh [457/760] has come upon apb [507/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:43:03 is added to _sh's clock.
[03/26/22 01:59:54] apb [505/853] has come upon Fenrik [224/882] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:45:27 is removed from apb's clock.
[03/26/22 01:59:54] apb has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 6 days, 23:27:48 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[03/26/22 13:49:15] Andrio [442/580] has challenged apb [195/853] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:49:46 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[03/27/22 12:04:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 13 days, 08:16:49 toward level 63.
[03/27/22 23:54:34] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:33 from level 63.
[03/28/22 13:55:25] hax404 [114/514] has come upon apb [811/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:27:20 is added to hax404's clock.
[03/29/22 08:58:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 1 day, 04:58:08 toward level 63.
[03/30/22 14:36:06] drahthaar [255/568] has come upon apb [682/853] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:52:53 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[03/31/22 12:52:39] Asara, apb, and drahthaar [1463/1896] have team battled vegadark, crank, and Arch [1137/2265] and won! 0 days, 03:48:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/22 03:05:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 0 days, 00:33:15 toward level 63.
[04/01/22 03:32:31] apb [531/853] has challenged Khorne [642/1152] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to apb's clock.
[04/01/22 09:59:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 31 days, 03:48:06 toward level 64.
[04/01/22 19:10:58] apb and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 03:52:12] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:39:49 from level 64.
[04/04/22 05:42:03] kinus and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 19:30:25] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:25:19 towards level 64.
[04/05/22 12:57:18] apb [456/853] has challenged DrinkyBird [276/830] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:57:33 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/06/22 22:05:53] Alys [598/642] has come upon apb [567/853] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:48:16 is removed from Alys's clock.
[04/06/22 22:06:02] Alys [326/642] has come upon apb [550/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:06:00 is added to Alys's clock.
[04/07/22 01:05:42] Alarien [522/635] has come upon apb [808/853] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:39:19 is added to Alarien's clock.
[04/08/22 15:11:22] apb [80/853] has challenged pwae [290/621] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:40:58 is added to apb's clock.
[04/08/22 20:20:35] TimWolla, apb, and TheGreatest [781/1977] have team battled rawgreaze, el, and tmberg [475/2075] and won! 0 days, 02:18:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/22 21:39:49] Bluedog, apb, and blackroot [357/2367] have team battled SSLbits, Sombra, and CompanionCube [1837/2117] and lost! 1 day, 14:03:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/22 22:12:05] apb walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:29:41 from level 64.
[04/10/22 03:22:30] apb discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:35:22 towards level 64.
[04/10/22 19:01:54] sheu, Gorek, apb, and herald have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/22 01:22:15] yNos [223/540] has challenged apb [555/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:58:55 is added to yNos's clock.
[04/11/22 20:34:10] anarcat, Chuck, and hdm [2677/2747] have team battled Sombra, Wolf, and apb [1634/2483] and won! 0 days, 09:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 15:15:26] apb [626/853] has come upon yNos [505/540] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:08:23 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/13/22 01:17:11] apb [4/853] has challenged EddieT137 [374/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:00:43 is added to apb's clock.
[04/15/22 21:52:02] apb, cfjk, and allo [1425/2022] have team battled Togra, Pricey, and hdm [1186/2275] and won! 0 days, 23:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 15:47:12] apb, Alarien, and _sh [793/2248] have team battled CodeGeek, eising, and hax404 [193/1987] and won! 0 days, 14:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/22 06:39:49] apb [577/853] has challenged Bahhumbug [238/714] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:13:13 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/17/22 22:24:22] DrinkyBird, marrrrrrrrrr, and idlegood [205/1558] have team battled xbill, Ungoliant, and apb [1390/2348] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 23:15:59] ZOTTA [340/448] has come upon apb [84/853] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:30:38 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[04/18/22 11:08:44] apb and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/22 10:03:55] apb [362/853] has challenged Tangles [175/778] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/20/22 22:48:55] ChowderKeg [392/721] has come upon apb [667/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:07 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[04/21/22 11:44:11] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:14:59 towards level 65.
[04/22/22 09:18:20] misha [32/490] has come upon apb [370/853] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:13:22 is added to misha's clock.
[04/23/22 16:19:48] anarcat, apb, and thatmint [1805/2451] have team battled Ecko, hax404, and unicron [1108/1569] and won! 0 days, 20:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 03:48:35] vectr0n, apb, and gegenschein [1617/2281] have team battled Drin, Malvolio, and cremefresh [532/1969] and won! 2 days, 17:33:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 10:40:03] apb and xbill have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 16:57:23] apb [413/853] has come upon TauPan [295/783] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:50:34 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/27/22 17:08:54] apb fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:11:28 from level 65.
[04/27/22 17:45:22] apb and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/22 06:33:35] krin [187/884] has come upon apb [458/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:02:27 is added to krin's clock.
[04/28/22 08:35:54] krin [188/884] has come upon apb [271/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:28:15 is added to krin's clock.
[04/29/22 22:46:02] Arenlor [33/230] has challenged apb [672/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Arenlor's clock.
[04/30/22 08:34:20] apb [310/853] has come upon ahmubashshir [469/514] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:16:43 is added to apb's clock.
[04/30/22 09:36:15] Nechayev [203/550] has come upon apb [425/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:30 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[04/30/22 17:45:24] TauPan [593/783] has challenged apb [586/853] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:07:30 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/30/22 18:35:48] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:47:04 towards level 65.
[05/01/22 12:41:59] apb and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/22 19:59:55] apb and Feltharell have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/22 20:01:16] Arenlor [174/243] has challenged apb [61/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:49 is removed from Arenlor's clock.
[05/01/22 20:30:25] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:56 towards level 65.
[05/02/22 22:30:28] Sleepy_boi [140/239] has challenged apb [147/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Sleepy_boi's clock.
[05/04/22 09:06:35] apb set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:05:22 from level 65.
[05/04/22 15:08:53] apb and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/22 16:04:42] ahmubashshir [446/525] has challenged apb [169/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:01:18 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[05/06/22 18:14:47] solarsparq [83/659] has challenged apb [246/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:00 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[05/07/22 05:17:01] apb [87/853] has challenged GilbertErik [215/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:48:54 is added to apb's clock.
[05/07/22 08:45:44] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:07 towards level 65.
[05/07/22 10:27:16] Theleveler [592/673] has come upon apb [179/853] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:09:08 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[05/08/22 18:05:03] apb got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:38:56 from level 65.
[05/08/22 23:29:50] apb [464/853] has challenged Pinkman [567/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:53 is added to apb's clock.
[05/10/22 22:12:00] eising, TheSilentLink, and gegenschein [25/2079] have team battled apb, Gorek, and jayvee [2305/2544] and lost! 1 day, 04:49:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/22 06:01:04] nya, apb, JigmeDatse, and pants have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/22 00:22:12] CornFly [363/526] has come upon apb [39/853] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:24:33 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/12/22 15:31:54] apb spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apb's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/22 10:07:14] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:25 towards level 65.
[05/14/22 01:20:31] Centrixx, noex, and MELOONi [145/2159] have team battled aqsd, apb, and jayvee [800/2112] and lost! 0 days, 23:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/22 09:42:08] apb learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:42 towards level 65.
[05/14/22 20:58:26] apb [666/848] has challenged munkis [375/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:05 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/14/22 21:06:12] hax404 [9/451] has come upon apb [473/848] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:35:39 is added to hax404's clock.
[05/15/22 08:00:40] jayvee [521/755] has challenged apb [92/848] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:37:51 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/15/22 10:50:45] talisein [349/771] has come upon apb [30/848] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:54:37 is removed from talisein's clock.
[05/15/22 15:21:37] apb, slim, and Covid-19 [1325/1770] have team battled JigmeDatse, Togra, and jacob1 [2026/2362] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/22 21:30:40] apb had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:28 from level 65.
[05/16/22 18:35:57] apb [124/854] has challenged Drin [484/712] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to apb's clock.
[05/17/22 12:11:26] apb [514/854] has challenged yano [610/689] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:05:29 is added to apb's clock.
[05/17/22 22:17:45] apb, ukleinek, and KeboDK [748/2210] have team battled damyan, vegadark, and Drin [897/2207] and lost! 0 days, 23:47:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/22 23:54:04] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:27 towards level 66.
[05/18/22 08:43:56] Sleepy_boi, KindOne, and eising [1321/1484] have team battled thornrag, Thorael, and apb [957/2543] and won! 0 days, 05:15:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 13:03:46] apb and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 17:17:27] apb [348/854] has challenged pwae [263/651] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:58:54 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/19/22 12:57:13] anarcat [948/1139] has come upon apb [138/854] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:04:52 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[05/19/22 17:45:19] apb was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:44:18 towards level 66.
[05/19/22 18:10:08] Paganel [395/669] has come upon apb [387/854] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:18:07 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[05/20/22 20:17:36] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:43:28 towards level 66.
[05/21/22 19:25:44] apb, CompanionCube, and pfoley [73/2340] have team battled Acolarh, gildarts, and jaxson [900/1735] and lost! 7 days, 16:19:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/22 20:32:32] apb [445/854] has challenged Feltharell [181/720] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:40:40 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/22/22 00:34:31] apb, yNos, and Lord255 [2123/2229] have team battled Geoff, crank, and Hirion [365/1912] and won! 0 days, 05:25:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/22 02:42:34] Theleveler [448/700] has come upon apb [761/854] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:28:48 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[05/22/22 20:37:18] apb [477/854] has challenged yano [632/689] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:39:11 is added to apb's clock.
[05/23/22 23:01:21] apb [187/854] has challenged SirBummelz [261/682] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:45:41 is added to apb's clock.
[05/24/22 16:49:21] apb, Bahhumbug, and cadfael [320/2427] have team battled A_Dragon, drahthaar, and kline [1305/2028] and lost! 7 days, 06:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/22 06:56:41] JigmeDatse [381/678] has come upon apb [204/854] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:26:57 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[05/26/22 07:57:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 17 days, 10:54:11 toward level 66.
[05/26/22 19:36:02] apb [853/854] has challenged caeli [895/917] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:58:35 is added to apb's clock.
[05/27/22 04:25:25] apb misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:49:37 from level 66.
[05/27/22 09:47:52] apb set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:22:27 from level 66.
[05/28/22 06:16:36] apb [36/854] has come upon eising [362/573] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:39:42 is added to apb's clock.
[05/30/22 20:06:12] apb and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/22 21:32:35] apb [115/854] has come upon postikana [74/442] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:47:49 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/30/22 22:14:06] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:46:57 from level 66.
[05/31/22 07:30:55] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:01:58 from level 66.
[05/31/22 08:41:53] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:00:08 towards level 66.
[05/31/22 09:04:03] Techman and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/22 05:49:31] cfjk [226/531] has come upon apb [87/854] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:24:24 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/02/22 14:18:39] kline, tsr, and Omega [1880/2052] have team battled V, apb, and Wolf [1252/2387] and won! 0 days, 02:18:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/22 01:08:37] JamCow [374/552] has challenged apb [826/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:31:36 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/03/22 14:09:54] apb got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:24:06 from level 66.
[06/04/22 22:05:15] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:51 towards level 66.
[06/08/22 01:31:38] Chuck [196/657] has challenged apb [258/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:03:04 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/08/22 02:31:49] apb [514/854] has challenged hax404 [357/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:52:21 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/09/22 01:10:10] Cah [249/373] has challenged apb [620/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Cah's clock.
[06/09/22 09:42:10] apb [383/854] has challenged soltys [490/692] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:52:33 is added to apb's clock.
[06/09/22 20:23:22] V [349/675] has come upon apb [108/854] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:15:35 is removed from V's clock.
[06/11/22 10:18:42] apb [260/854] has come upon Gorek [17/977] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:48:16 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/13/22 01:06:29] Psilocybe [738/1053] has come upon apb [502/854] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:01:38 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[06/13/22 11:16:07] Puff [658/769] has come upon apb [679/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:52:35 is added to Puff's clock.
[06/13/22 12:06:38] apb ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:46:32 from level 66.
[06/13/22 13:27:54] apb was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:47:37 from level 66.
[06/14/22 02:12:26] apb [357/854] has come upon bobvador [555/890] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:58:05 is added to apb's clock.
[06/14/22 03:28:43] apb broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:16:01 from level 66.
[06/14/22 15:01:17] apb [8/854] has come upon cadfael [227/871] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:24:19 is added to apb's clock.
[06/14/22 22:09:29] iiriix [228/733] has come upon apb [798/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:08:11 is added to iiriix's clock.
[06/14/22 23:26:48] SSLbits [6/499] has challenged apb [755/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/16/22 14:32:58] Pinkman [427/774] has challenged apb [545/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:18 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[06/16/22 15:05:50] Nuae, apb, and Gorek [1328/2373] have team battled bg, DrinkyBird, and Khorne [2115/2585] and lost! 0 days, 15:27:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 19:29:09] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:58 towards level 66.
[06/17/22 21:46:30] apb sharpened the edge of their weapon! apb's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/22 01:58:35] Khorne, Techman, and apb [72/2786] have team battled Sombra, kinus, and ChowderKeg [44/2108] and won! 0 days, 03:18:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/22 23:17:25] canton7 [292/653] has come upon apb [160/892] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:36:40 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/19/22 00:47:35] apb and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 07:52:25] Puff [4/769] has challenged apb [114/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:50:16 is added to Puff's clock.
[06/20/22 23:53:35] crank [565/719] has come upon apb [563/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:31 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/22/22 17:03:57] Asara [6/531] has come upon apb [517/892] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:16:44 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/24/22 13:12:32] ahmubashshir [361/547] has challenged apb [123/892] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:29 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[06/24/22 13:12:32] In the fierce battle, apb dropped their level 45 tunic! ahmubashshir picks it up, tossing their old level 36 tunic to apb.
[06/25/22 03:53:10] apb sharpened the edge of their weapon! apb's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/22 16:22:16] apb and munkis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/22 11:14:55] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:04 towards level 66.
[06/27/22 21:07:40] Lord255 and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/22 03:40:15] apb [868/929] has challenged unicron [604/690] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/28/22 10:37:22] apb [137/929] has challenged starlink [577/709] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:22:01 is added to apb's clock.
[06/29/22 06:58:39] apb and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/22 12:13:10] Algernon [392/590] has challenged apb [412/929] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to Algernon's clock.
[06/29/22 18:41:24] apb, Aelane, and Nechayev [1405/2165] have team battled dwfreed, Vigrid, and Pinkman [769/2209] and won! 6 days, 12:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 10:47:18] talisein [706/765] has challenged apb [693/929] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:35:22 is removed from talisein's clock.
[06/30/22 11:33:51] Nuae [377/585] has come upon apb [281/929] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:30:00 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[06/30/22 11:47:42] apb stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:23:17 towards level 67.
[06/30/22 15:48:20] apb [27/929] has challenged ufo-piloot [196/327] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:34:14 is added to apb's clock.
[06/30/22 23:49:59] apb [637/929] has challenged eising [171/592] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:18:00 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/01/22 05:57:06] Thorael and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/22 08:31:51] cornfeedhobo, apb, and ahmubashshir [1636/2199] have team battled sam, freeboson, and RussellB [456/2304] and won! 1 day, 20:16:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/22 06:49:48] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:41:36 towards level 67.
[07/02/22 07:11:02] caeli [467/917] has come upon apb [383/929] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:29:27 is removed from caeli's clock.
[07/02/22 08:45:11] Abe and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/22 18:11:21] scumola [640/650] has come upon apb [343/929] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:06:34 is removed from scumola's clock.
[07/04/22 10:06:49] bsleep [424/771] has challenged apb [190/929] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:29:50 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[07/05/22 02:36:04] Elwyn [39/307] has challenged apb [797/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Elwyn's clock.
[07/05/22 07:08:43] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:28:38 towards level 67.
[07/05/22 07:54:25] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:30:38 from level 67.
[07/05/22 22:41:26] bsleep and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 05:41:33] SuzakuMedli [12/348] has come upon apb [779/929] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:22:12 is added to SuzakuMedli's clock.
[07/06/22 22:19:12] apb [730/929] has challenged TheGreatest [0/517] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:20:29 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/08/22 13:33:22] apb and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/22 19:05:09] Khorne [33/921] has come upon apb [292/929] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:54:42 is added to Khorne's clock.
[07/08/22 22:00:59] pwae, EddieT137, and kenyon [486/2340] have team battled apb, TheGreatest, and SirBummelz [2034/2157] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/22 01:29:47] GilbertErik [522/653] has challenged apb [786/929] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:09:15 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/09/22 13:14:28] apb was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:52 towards level 67.
[07/09/22 17:27:56] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:48 towards level 67.
[07/10/22 14:33:44] ufo-piloot [208/386] has challenged apb [65/929] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:05:57 is removed from ufo-piloot's clock.
[07/10/22 21:36:15] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:33 towards level 67.
[07/12/22 11:12:59] Sherpard2 [610/646] has challenged apb [788/929] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Sherpard2's clock.
[07/12/22 11:35:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 2 days, 10:03:22 toward level 67.
[07/13/22 14:04:35] Beefcan [33/677] has come upon apb [87/929] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:59:49 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/14/22 05:59:44] Koffa [567/679] has come upon apb [275/929] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:32:56 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/15/22 05:03:41] apb [78/929] has challenged yNos [98/543] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to apb's clock.
[07/16/22 06:17:38] apb [297/929] has come upon "\@_ [748/842] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:27:21 is added to apb's clock.
[07/16/22 14:51:53] Sombra [128/896] has come upon apb [911/929] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:35:54 is added to Sombra's clock.
[07/18/22 10:05:12] StalkR, Centrixx, and MetaNova [417/2084] have team battled Puff, spex, and apb [1147/2507] and lost! 2 days, 18:16:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/22 15:56:58] V, io, and Nuae [287/2204] have team battled Acolarh, apb, and dwfreed [2424/2491] and lost! 2 days, 05:15:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/22 19:18:12] kptr [236/502] has challenged apb [916/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:36 is added to kptr's clock.
[07/20/22 09:26:06] apb [724/929] has challenged HellSpawn [387/943] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:44:43 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/20/22 10:26:18] apb [66/929] has challenged EddieT137 [640/686] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:52:22 is added to apb's clock.
[07/20/22 15:51:01] ephemer0l, Acolarh, and apb [356/2267] have team battled Psilocybe, EddieT137, and aqsd [1002/2269] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/22 18:49:08] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:22:37 towards level 68.
[07/21/22 08:00:43] Ecko [943/952] has come upon apb [176/929] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:13:49 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[07/21/22 08:51:08] apb spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apb's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/22 10:36:20] idleevil [580/603] has challenged apb [188/925] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:39:31 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[07/24/22 01:16:24] Tangles [481/735] has challenged apb [272/925] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[07/24/22 01:41:53] apb [416/925] has come upon gildarts [492/572] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:49:32 is added to apb's clock.
[07/24/22 03:58:40] GilbertErik [189/637] has come upon apb [223/925] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:26:28 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/24/22 10:23:08] SSLbits, DrinkyBird, and vegadark [677/2332] have team battled ToHellWithGA, idleevil, and apb [1599/2538] and lost! 0 days, 14:40:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/22 20:04:06] TimWolla [577/776] has challenged apb [319/925] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[07/25/22 14:46:51] apb, ChowderKeg, and ukleinek [1552/2232] have team battled Tenorman, Bluedog, and Sokar [361/2211] and won! 3 days, 04:34:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/22 04:06:55] Psilocybe [2/1061] has come upon apb [901/925] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:10:13 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[07/27/22 00:57:56] Alarien, HeavyPodda, and EddieT137 [1374/1942] have team battled dwfreed, apb, and Tenorman [1835/2481] and lost! 2 days, 15:20:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/22 04:43:35] IRCd [6/18] has challenged apb [474/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to IRCd's clock.
[07/27/22 11:35:11] apb [122/925] has come upon bobvador [502/895] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:26:55 is added to apb's clock.
[07/29/22 07:39:48] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:39:04 towards level 68.
[07/29/22 08:09:31] Centrixx [800/854] has come upon apb [917/925] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:16:25 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[07/29/22 23:13:47] thornrag [497/702] has challenged apb [695/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:51:18 is added to thornrag's clock.
[07/30/22 03:13:11] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:10:54 towards level 68.
[07/30/22 18:17:34] apb [244/925] has challenged Tabmow [812/813] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:30:33 is added to apb's clock.
[07/30/22 20:57:40] apb [125/925] has come upon TheSilentLink [611/690] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:13:56 is added to apb's clock.
[07/31/22 15:25:19] apb [436/925] has come upon HellSpawn [466/943] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:19:32 is added to apb's clock.
[08/01/22 06:43:41] csc2ya [177/824] has come upon apb [347/925] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:19:46 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[08/15/22 18:23:05] apb was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:06:31 from level 68.
[08/15/22 19:48:00] kinus, ukleinek, and Theleveler [1778/2010] have team battled signofzeta, apb, and jayvee [879/2414] and won! 0 days, 08:18:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/22 20:41:36] enteral [152/619] has challenged apb [15/925] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:38 is removed from enteral's clock.
[08/18/22 14:26:24] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:53:26 towards level 68.
[08/19/22 05:53:14] apb [348/925] has challenged TauPan [11/816] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:05:52 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/20/22 02:33:40] apb and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/22 03:35:52] Pricey, dyvonna, and apb [565/2199] have team battled kinus, eising, and Centrixx [520/1976] and won! 2 days, 01:31:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/22 08:34:54] apb found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:15:07 towards level 68.
[08/20/22 13:47:23] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/22 17:39:46] jayvee [341/765] has come upon apb [37/927] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:49:06 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[08/21/22 03:02:13] apb [211/927] has challenged pwae [158/701] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:36:37 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/21/22 10:16:41] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:43:01 towards level 68.
[08/21/22 11:05:27] VOID [8/767] has come upon apb [433/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:33:24 is added to VOID's clock.
[08/21/22 21:05:56] apb [462/927] has challenged golgy [424/793] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:13:41 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/22/22 14:46:50] Drin stole apb's level 51 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Drin leaves their old level 43 pair of gloves behind, which apb then takes.
[08/24/22 18:31:53] GilbertErik, SirNeo, and enteral [1663/1809] have team battled A_Dragon, xbill, and apb [1491/2867] and won! 0 days, 04:38:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/22 11:44:35] apb and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/22 12:22:28] apb and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 10:15:15] Abe and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 10:27:39] apb was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:50 from level 68.
[10/17/22 14:03:16] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:52 from level 68.
[10/18/22 10:52:10] allo [97/636] has come upon apb [635/918] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:25:16 is added to allo's clock.
[10/19/22 05:01:34] pyre [206/810] has challenged apb [81/918] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:13:48 is removed from pyre's clock.
[10/21/22 16:40:24] apb [571/918] has come upon <rainchick> [134/754] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:45:18 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/22/22 14:19:01] Notir [375/1102] has come upon apb [328/918] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:20:02 is removed from Notir's clock.
[10/22/22 15:00:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 0 days, 05:19:58 toward level 68.
[10/22/22 15:21:02] apb [413/918] has challenged buyoq [610/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:47 is added to apb's clock.
[10/22/22 19:32:45] apb [696/941] has challenged hdm [316/944] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/24/22 09:36:08] apb [218/941] has come upon "\@_ [644/1127] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:23:53 is added to apb's clock.
[10/24/22 23:32:05] apb [487/941] has challenged ufo-piloot [390/479] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:33:07 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/25/22 05:11:13] Alarien, apb, and Acolarh [316/2433] have team battled Notir, pfoley, and Centrixx [1482/2654] and lost! 0 days, 09:41:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/22 07:35:30] noex [68/472] has come upon apb [386/941] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:44:06 is added to noex's clock.
[10/26/22 09:17:12] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:05:49 towards level 69.
[10/26/22 17:06:19] HeavyPodda [514/615] has come upon apb [835/941] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:14:50 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/27/22 01:26:04] simple [444/1023] has come upon apb [921/941] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:40:09 is added to simple's clock.
[10/27/22 01:49:56] TimeWarp, Fenrik, and Alarien [818/2634] have team battled Stevland, apb, and Gorek [2636/2664] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/22 09:29:51] apb [516/941] has come upon "\@_ [398/1127] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:20:43 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/27/22 11:20:44] Psilocybe [169/1100] has challenged apb [654/941] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[10/27/22 14:10:33] RussellB [363/919] has come upon apb [523/941] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:36:10 is added to RussellB's clock.
[10/29/22 04:40:25] apb and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/22 19:34:13] tomhek [513/843] has come upon apb [53/941] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:28:10 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[10/29/22 19:40:08] apb set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:18:01 from level 69.
[10/29/22 22:59:08] apb, Minus, and StalkR [814/2527] have team battled Ankhers, VonToutCourt, and Stevland [2495/2891] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/22 23:37:46] allo, cadfael, and anarcat [2547/2606] have team battled apb, JigmeDatse, and pyre [518/2497] and won! 0 days, 13:06:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/22 00:35:03] golgy [47/864] has come upon apb [117/941] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:01:09 is added to golgy's clock.
[10/31/22 04:42:29] apb [302/941] has challenged Stevland [212/792] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:14:19 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/31/22 05:42:40] RussellB [434/919] has challenged apb [228/941] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:45:28 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[11/01/22 07:40:55] apb ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:07:57 from level 69.
[11/01/22 11:10:44] apb left their weapon out in the rain to rust! apb's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/22 17:10:03] apb was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:47:27 from level 69.
[11/02/22 02:33:18] jjasghar, blabber, and solarsparq [985/2522] have team battled apb, ion, and aqsd [1318/2553] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/22 20:07:27] CrashOverride [528/861] has come upon apb [652/895] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:30:21 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[11/03/22 04:13:53] CrashOverride, binaryhermit, and EddieT137 [22/2342] have team battled apb, contyk, and Centrixx [2692/2728] and lost! 0 days, 15:11:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/22 04:51:27] Bolded, pfoley, and CodeGeek [277/2625] have team battled Gorek, unicron, and apb [2230/2531] and lost! 0 days, 23:42:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/22 04:56:37] gradator [152/739] has challenged apb [819/895] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:42:51 is added to gradator's clock.
[11/03/22 20:53:46] Aylat [186/316] has challenged apb [839/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Aylat's clock.
[11/04/22 07:49:17] apb [174/895] has come upon dyvonna [280/601] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:06:18 is added to apb's clock.
[11/05/22 17:51:25] washclof, solarsparq, and scumola [136/2686] have team battled apb, nawcom, and gildarts [1245/2403] and lost! 1 day, 06:15:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/22 20:45:14] apb and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/22 19:29:56] Wam [590/1028] has come upon apb [256/895] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:18:14 is removed from Wam's clock.
[11/07/22 18:36:22] apb invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:46 towards level 69.
[11/08/22 01:50:32] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:15:38 from level 69.
[11/08/22 08:44:54] apb burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! apb's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/22 01:49:49] apb and xbill have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/22 22:44:36] bookworm, cfjk, and AlinConstantin [1025/1631] have team battled elf, judahnator, and apb [870/2123] and won! 0 days, 01:02:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/22 02:45:44] apb [401/888] has challenged cornfeedhobo [307/695] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:26:12 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/13/22 04:45:32] TauPan, Berserker, and apb [826/2099] have team battled CrashOverride, keepermurph, and laama [1955/2157] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/22 09:45:57] apb EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:37:49 from level 69.
[11/13/22 11:52:52] apb [186/888] has challenged bananaboat [428/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:14:36 is added to apb's clock.
[11/13/22 18:55:22] apb [646/888] has come upon "\@_ [851/1137] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:18:26 is added to apb's clock.
[11/13/22 23:45:16] apb was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:00:40 from level 69.
[11/14/22 02:49:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 2 days, 13:07:41 toward level 69.
[11/14/22 10:42:51] SirNeo, Thorael, and washclof [395/2280] have team battled t3chn0, apb, and Fehu [2047/2354] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/22 12:13:22] apb sharpened the edge of their weapon! apb's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/22 10:08:31] eising and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/22 20:44:50] achin, Kurenai, and kzootech [1074/2173] have team battled pallas, apb, and yano [96/2082] and won! 0 days, 00:42:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/22 04:12:09] apb [760/929] has challenged Techman [117/969] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:18:10 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/17/22 18:15:13] apb [222/929] has challenged gdm [120/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:27:42 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/18/22 01:59:35] bsleep, "\@_, and Zaratustra [2310/2803] have team battled apb, washclof, and sky [2295/2876] and won! 0 days, 09:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/22 19:47:57] apb [567/925] has come upon bookworm [650/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:07:08 is added to apb's clock.
[11/19/22 10:44:28] Covid-19, VonToutCourt, and TimWolla [1472/3226] have team battled Tuxx, apb, and Aylat [215/1612] and won! 0 days, 01:19:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/22 12:24:22] apb [477/925] has challenged gradator [334/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:00:38 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/19/22 13:27:57] apb invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:15 towards level 69.
[11/20/22 01:27:09] Kachin [441/990] has challenged apb [409/925] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:55:32 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[11/20/22 12:03:47] ToHellWithGA [674/1037] has come upon apb [745/925] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:56:23 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/20/22 12:29:25] DownAndUp [4/584] has challenged apb [433/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:35 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[11/20/22 14:29:50] apb [772/925] has challenged Acolarh [730/880] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:02:11 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/20/22 18:27:34] iiriix, gusto, and pallas [549/1704] have team battled d4n13L, apb, and Alarien [2015/2093] and lost! 0 days, 15:29:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/22 06:33:15] apb [44/925] has challenged pallas [346/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:51 is added to apb's clock.
[11/21/22 18:16:04] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:54 towards level 69.
[11/21/22 19:45:04] wowbagger [168/433] has challenged apb [514/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[11/21/22 19:58:34] Tangles and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 20:31:48] Koffa, Crazycatlady, and apb [2061/2324] have team battled kzootech, pasquale, and soltys [208/2496] and won! 0 days, 02:48:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/22 07:43:56] apb [740/925] has challenged kenyon [359/885] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/22/22 07:43:56] apb has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:02:37 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/29/22 04:39:30] hugga [99/587] has come upon apb [638/925] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:53:54 is added to hugga's clock.
[11/29/22 22:40:42] apb and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/22 12:34:46] apb [541/925] has challenged Tangles [114/687] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:22:20 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/04/22 06:26:52] kinus, kzootech, and Aksej [1433/2092] have team battled iiriix, apb, and MadMan [1429/2155] and won! 0 days, 13:45:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/22 23:44:08] apb and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/22 22:50:41] apb, CrashOverride, and unicron [1952/2494] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, drahthaar, and Stevland [2409/2720] and lost! 6 days, 00:53:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/22 08:55:55] apb [417/925] has challenged confunctius [249/300] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:44:15 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/06/22 17:09:15] apb [113/925] has come upon fstrelok [67/616] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:30:59 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/06/22 20:22:41] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:33:41 towards level 70.
[12/07/22 21:06:05] Crazycatlady [580/734] has come upon apb [745/925] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:22:19 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/08/22 05:27:53] Ecko [534/920] has come upon apb [363/925] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:24:47 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[12/08/22 16:26:29] apb was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:29:41 from level 70.
[12/08/22 18:31:46] Puff, drahthaar, and enteral [1762/2454] have team battled Minus, CornFly, and apb [1091/2471] and won! 0 days, 07:41:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/22 00:11:05] Abe [23/559] has challenged apb [408/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:25:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/09/22 15:58:30] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:42 towards level 70.
[02/28/23 15:50:05] CrashOverride [86/756] has come upon apb [527/929] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:27:34 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[03/01/23 08:00:17] Nuae [468/848] has come upon apb [584/929] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:32:29 is added to Nuae's clock.
[03/01/23 13:48:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 14 days, 21:43:56 toward level 70.
[03/02/23 10:43:58] apb invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:59 towards level 70.
[03/04/23 00:43:20] Fenrik [1212/1227] has challenged apb [893/929] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:24:21 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[03/04/23 04:45:15] apb found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:33 towards level 70.
[03/04/23 10:32:58] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:51 towards level 70.
[03/05/23 04:52:13] zbe and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/23 20:43:08] apb and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/23 21:52:20] apb [403/929] has challenged ahmubashshir [594/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:58 is added to apb's clock.
[03/05/23 22:11:12] ahmubashshir [307/860] has come upon apb [881/929] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:13:33 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[03/06/23 04:14:35] aqsd [178/767] has come upon apb [502/929] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:49:53 is added to aqsd's clock.
[03/07/23 14:58:24] apb was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:59 from level 70.
[03/08/23 11:09:25] apb [447/929] has challenged HellSpawn [809/976] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to apb's clock.
[03/08/23 12:26:58] TauPan, gildarts, and tswsl [12/2643] have team battled apb, cfjk, and Aksej [2462/2534] and lost! 1 day, 15:27:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/23 21:25:23] Dan, Forud, and kzootech [1725/1951] have team battled apb, thatmint, and Acolarh [1252/2392] and won! 0 days, 05:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/23 00:07:45] apb [497/929] has come upon kinus [138/496] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:21:25 is removed from apb's clock.
[03/09/23 10:38:55] ichabodiedcrane [84/86] has challenged apb [221/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to ichabodiedcrane's clock.
[03/09/23 16:04:30] apb was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:41:37 from level 71.
[03/10/23 13:59:44] dyvonna and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/23 16:07:18] apb had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:45:59 from level 71.
[03/10/23 16:27:17] crysis [112/778] has come upon apb [506/932] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:30:54 is added to crysis's clock.
[03/11/23 17:14:45] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:05:13 towards level 71.
[03/11/23 22:24:01] Covid-19 and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/23 03:36:28] apb was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:23:41 towards level 71.
[03/12/23 20:39:45] Asara [253/855] has challenged apb [579/932] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:26:36 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/14/23 10:49:17] apb and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/23 02:55:42] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:08:36 towards level 71.
[03/15/23 08:13:13] Wam, apb, and cadfael [883/2781] have team battled Sombra, A_Dragon, and Varjatticus [2411/2913] and lost! 0 days, 15:45:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/23 04:48:08] apb sharpened the edge of their weapon! apb's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/23 12:42:08] Acolarh, heisenbug, apb, and A_Dragon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/23 23:44:03] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:17:21 towards level 71.
[03/17/23 00:50:29] apb, Sombra, and scumola [434/3057] have team battled Carl, Faradome, and zbe [4/2589] and won! 0 days, 14:42:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/23 23:10:33] apb [616/977] has challenged unicron [112/658] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:40:19 is removed from apb's clock.
[03/19/23 06:46:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 2 days, 02:08:41 toward level 71.
[03/19/23 07:12:12] apb [628/977] has challenged bg [693/1106] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:45:38 is added to apb's clock.
[03/20/23 03:07:35] apb set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:50:40 from level 71.
[03/20/23 15:21:23] apb [959/977] has come upon Brocker [162/169] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:39:50 is removed from apb's clock.
[03/21/23 11:52:55] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:53 towards level 71.
[03/21/23 14:00:50] ChowderKeg [184/883] has come upon apb [732/977] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:21:35 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[03/22/23 05:11:17] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:37 towards level 71.
[03/22/23 08:56:22] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:11 towards level 71.
[03/22/23 14:14:02] crysis, blabber, and bananaboat [2609/2743] have team battled SirNeo, Stevland, and apb [1768/2566] and won! 0 days, 02:07:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/23 17:36:29] apb broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:56:48 from level 71.
[03/23/23 15:19:15] bsleep [1280/1332] has come upon apb [362/977] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:43:51 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[03/23/23 15:58:39] jayvee, zbe, and cfjk [1788/2778] have team battled apb, gildarts, and Tabmow [1748/2711] and won! 0 days, 14:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/23 19:47:42] buzel, apb, and SuzakuMedli [2281/2774] have team battled SirNeo, cadfael, and arkie [298/1720] and won! 0 days, 08:52:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/23 18:16:23] ahmubashshir and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/23 02:04:06] talisein [595/623] has come upon apb [59/977] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:25:55 is removed from talisein's clock.
[03/27/23 03:59:57] apb, allo, and jacquesssss [328/2097] have team battled bobvador, unicron, and Yarosh [1721/2242] and lost! 0 days, 18:26:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/23 11:14:18] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:11 towards level 71.
[03/28/23 15:26:55] Matthew, apb, and happymeal [1406/1880] have team battled misha, muirrum, and JamCow [905/2098] and won! 0 days, 00:31:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/23 22:20:00] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:17 towards level 71.
[03/29/23 01:01:43] slim [34/414] has challenged apb [281/977] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:34:50 is added to slim's clock.
[03/29/23 02:29:25] apb and dbx12 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/23 08:03:11] apb [2/977] has challenged Lord255 [572/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:00 is added to apb's clock.
[03/29/23 09:05:08] apb, KindOne, ZOTTA, and elf have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/23 21:45:07] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:20 towards level 71.
[03/30/23 06:48:38] V, Fehu, and eroc1990 [1540/2261] have team battled apb, jjasghar, and kevkev [573/2406] and won! 2 days, 03:51:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/23 09:49:32] apb, pfoley, and binaryhermit [1407/2523] have team battled gildarts, Chuck, and Ecko [2035/2520] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/23 21:38:15] apb [936/977] has challenged Kritzefitz [718/1060] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from apb's clock.
[03/31/23 05:53:07] Lenny_, apb, and postikana [428/2122] have team battled simple, MELOONi, and pwae [1351/2774] and lost! 2 days, 08:31:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/23 06:37:51] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:02:02 towards level 72.
[03/31/23 21:58:35] apb was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:41:54 from level 72.
[04/01/23 08:35:09] BastelBot [341/774] has come upon apb [848/977] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:59:20 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[04/02/23 00:18:05] apb, Minus, and Paganel [813/2616] have team battled Carl, thornrag, and Bolded [410/2535] and won! 6 days, 07:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/23 19:15:58] achin [288/763] has challenged apb [833/977] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to achin's clock.
[04/03/23 07:56:53] ufo-piloot, Kurenai, and apb [1679/2470] have team battled pants, Tangles, and nawcom [884/2659] and won! 0 days, 22:49:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/23 08:46:55] CodeB [95/467] has come upon apb [265/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:23:13 is added to CodeB's clock.
[04/03/23 17:59:52] Yarosh, ion, and \dev\ice [1347/2127] have team battled jayvee, alexlehm, and apb [1141/2403] and won! 0 days, 05:22:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 08:42:28] Andrio [154/639] has challenged apb [83/977] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[04/05/23 21:46:54] apb discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:00:26 towards level 72.
[04/06/23 22:10:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 15 days, 22:14:09 toward level 72.
[04/08/23 13:23:37] Theleveler, herald, and yano [297/2625] have team battled noex, allo, and apb [1966/2303] and lost! 1 day, 20:02:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/23 20:52:40] apb and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/23 13:11:15] apb was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:43:15 from level 72.
[04/11/23 11:30:49] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:07 towards level 72.
[04/11/23 23:48:19] Matthew [201/584] has come upon apb [422/977] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:42:56 is added to Matthew's clock.
[04/12/23 12:29:10] apb was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:52:51 from level 72.
[04/12/23 20:17:16] crysis [48/780] has challenged apb [569/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:31:50 is added to crysis's clock.
[04/13/23 10:46:21] olsner [174/176] has challenged apb [143/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:31 is removed from olsner's clock.
[04/13/23 23:12:03] Ankhers, alexlehm, and apb [1048/2299] have team battled JigmeDatse, enteral, and binaryhermit [805/2325] and won! 0 days, 04:10:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/23 02:34:31] simple [655/1047] has come upon apb [570/977] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 08:11:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/14/23 19:36:04] olsner [110/225] has challenged apb [250/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to olsner's clock.
[04/15/23 02:25:09] apb was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:32:32 from level 72.
[04/15/23 16:55:05] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:10:31 towards level 72.
[04/16/23 13:21:16] Carl, d4n13L, and Bolded [37/2432] have team battled crank, apb, and particleflux [245/2034] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/23 14:36:59] apb [236/977] has challenged kinus [387/491] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:57:14 is added to apb's clock.
[04/17/23 19:31:03] soltys [711/993] has challenged apb [131/977] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:10:56 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/17/23 22:44:01] apb [316/977] has challenged Ecko [871/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:29:21 is added to apb's clock.
[04/18/23 19:19:49] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:01:26 towards level 72.
[04/18/23 22:00:29] Puff [65/673] has come upon apb [16/977] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:47:56 is removed from Puff's clock.
[04/19/23 17:41:15] boscage [25/199] has challenged apb [192/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to boscage's clock.
[04/20/23 10:00:38] io, slim, and alephnull [1528/1829] have team battled washclof, apb, and Andrio [793/2689] and won! 0 days, 01:00:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/23 02:47:35] apb burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! apb's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/23 23:45:07] apb, kenyon, and Covid-19 [284/2846] have team battled alexlehm, AlexS, and enteral [223/1881] and won! 0 days, 05:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/23 00:56:43] bfft [757/773] has challenged apb [376/971] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from bfft's clock.
[04/23/23 17:09:45] yNos and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/23 04:20:00] crysis [645/953] has come upon apb [154/971] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:29:31 is removed from crysis's clock.
[04/24/23 11:51:10] apb [968/971] has come upon Andrio [312/625] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:23:14 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/24/23 14:19:07] Wam [634/1046] has challenged apb [123/971] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:27:07 is removed from Wam's clock.
[04/24/23 18:29:05] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:41 towards level 72.
[04/27/23 16:14:20] apb and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/23 03:08:08] apb [502/971] has challenged rawgreaze [827/991] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to apb's clock.
[04/29/23 04:39:40] bfft stole apb's level 63 pair of boots while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 30 pair of boots behind, which apb then takes.
[04/30/23 07:19:51] apb was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:04:05 towards level 73.
[04/30/23 09:45:49] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:49:05 towards level 73.
[05/01/23 01:36:43] apb and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 09:05:39] boscage [216/348] has challenged apb [881/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to boscage's clock.
[05/01/23 16:59:55] apb [711/935] has challenged talisein [224/613] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:33:40 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/02/23 06:16:49] Andrio and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/23 12:11:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 13 days, 18:46:37 toward level 73.
[05/02/23 23:06:18] Finley [343/631] has challenged apb [286/935] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:01:09 is removed from Finley's clock.
[05/03/23 17:39:03] apb, heisenbug, and hdm [1388/2664] have team battled canton7, SirBummelz, and Przemek [936/2194] and won! 1 day, 08:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/23 21:21:54] apb and alexlehm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/23 11:18:27] apb [697/942] has come upon bobvador [544/1063] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:41:37 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/05/23 11:25:22] Ganonk [29/543] has come upon apb [637/942] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:46:34 is added to Ganonk's clock.
[05/06/23 17:26:00] apb [677/942] has challenged Fenrik [1165/1258] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:27:32 is added to apb's clock.
[05/06/23 17:50:18] rawgreaze, apb, and HeavyPodda [2226/2606] have team battled nawcom, Finley, and Ganonk [2110/2113] and won! 0 days, 07:29:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/23 13:30:19] soygirl [331/445] has challenged apb [766/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:43 is added to soygirl's clock.
[05/07/23 14:55:39] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:10 towards level 73.
[05/08/23 02:55:20] dbx12 [378/586] has come upon apb [837/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:57:07 is added to dbx12's clock.
[05/08/23 03:49:22] Lnk, apb, and RussellB [1088/2730] have team battled pwae, ChowderKeg, and bobvador [1558/2749] and lost! 1 day, 23:12:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/23 14:26:52] Matthew and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/23 15:16:30] Stevland, io, and washclof [2795/3262] have team battled apb, nya, and fstrelok [1874/2874] and won! 9 days, 07:58:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/23 15:27:45] VonToutCourt [1237/1402] has come upon apb [792/942] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:11:50 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[05/08/23 19:36:43] Bolded [181/957] has challenged apb [786/942] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:02:26 is added to Bolded's clock.
[05/10/23 20:38:54] apb burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! apb's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/23 01:29:18] apb [314/936] has come upon cadfael [490/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:05:20 is added to apb's clock.
[05/11/23 05:03:12] apb learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:43:29 from level 73.
[05/11/23 20:24:57] apb and CodeB have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/23 22:45:12] vegadark [346/728] has come upon apb [92/936] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:39:52 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/12/23 14:09:26] apb [431/936] has come upon Tangles [129/766] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:15:17 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/12/23 14:09:26] apb has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:09:41 is added to Tangles's clock.
[05/12/23 15:06:44] spex [1040/1062] has come upon apb [701/936] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:42:55 is removed from spex's clock.
[05/13/23 03:30:47] EddieT137, Kurenai, and bfft [1455/2758] have team battled apb, gildarts, and heisenbug [1078/2557] and won! 0 days, 09:43:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/23 11:03:47] binaryhermit [542/790] has come upon apb [615/936] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:20:07 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[05/13/23 21:15:07] Lnk, apb, and scumola [1433/2658] have team battled Berserker, Fehu, and Theleveler [1211/2010] and won! 0 days, 13:20:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/23 03:27:41] apb and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/23 13:09:45] yano, nawcom, and dwfreed [974/2930] have team battled tsr, idleneutral, and apb [315/2339] and won! 0 days, 09:20:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/23 22:27:24] m00m00 [25/31] has challenged apb [481/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to m00m00's clock.
[05/16/23 16:17:53] el [599/698] has challenged apb [660/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:40 is added to el's clock.
[05/16/23 20:30:36] blabber [326/1122] has come upon apb [493/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:47:43 is added to blabber's clock.
[05/17/23 05:49:38] apb [289/936] has challenged Nuae [762/855] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:37:58 is added to apb's clock.
[05/17/23 10:32:03] apb invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:52 towards level 74.
[05/18/23 11:34:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 26 days, 17:52:17 toward level 74.
[05/18/23 20:51:17] apb and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/23 08:32:40] apb [164/936] has challenged hax404 [499/504] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:52:08 is added to apb's clock.
[05/19/23 18:38:22] buzel, "\@_, and bg [2910/2970] have team battled apb, Lord255, and pyre [333/2597] and won! 4 days, 02:09:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/23 07:43:38] apb, DontEvenPeek, and m00m00 [1146/1869] have team battled vectr0n, nawcom, and noex [1594/2096] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/23 23:57:52] apb [530/936] has challenged nowz [293/492] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:03:14 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/24/23 05:59:57] apb walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:21:00 from level 74.
[05/24/23 18:31:05] Daikojun [459/543] has challenged apb [589/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[05/26/23 01:48:52] V, nowz, and Chuck [1895/2139] have team battled apb, Theleveler, and sky [25/2773] and won! 0 days, 05:58:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 06:10:58] apb stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:57 towards level 74.
[05/28/23 12:58:46] apb, Stevland, and BenDover [1448/2441] have team battled Acolarh, sam, and Dan [2583/2727] and lost! 1 day, 01:16:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/23 15:51:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed apb with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 14:50:01 from level 74.
[05/30/23 05:23:09] bg, misha, and soltys [1559/2636] have team battled thornrag, kenyon, and apb [1344/2552] and won! 0 days, 11:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/23 07:15:48] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:46:11 towards level 74.
[05/31/23 08:08:30] apb [290/936] has come upon ahmubashshir [125/693] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:46:04 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/31/23 16:40:04] Wolf, Carl, and anarcat [216/2889] have team battled Reilly, apb, and happymeal [1422/2229] and lost! 1 day, 15:59:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/23 07:37:10] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:10 towards level 74.
[06/02/23 00:06:27] TimeWarp, Drin, and signofzeta [2322/2679] have team battled Puff, Minus, and apb [2526/2540] and lost! 2 days, 09:25:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/23 11:26:45] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:45:32 towards level 74.
[06/02/23 20:12:29] buzel, dax, and idleevil [430/2072] have team battled MadMan, apb, and JigmeDatse [1233/2321] and lost! 1 day, 00:28:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/23 21:22:13] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:35:49 towards level 74.
[06/03/23 06:24:48] apb was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:10:24 from level 74.
[06/04/23 06:00:30] apb [556/936] has challenged JigmeDatse [342/799] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:31:10 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/08/23 21:13:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 4 days, 20:16:19 toward level 74.
[06/09/23 01:27:49] apb, "\@_, and Yarosh [71/2631] have team battled allo, particleflux, and yNos [2019/2162] and lost! 0 days, 14:07:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/23 02:14:54] Daikojun [73/547] has challenged apb [195/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:51 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[06/09/23 21:20:51] apb met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:51 from level 74.
[06/10/23 09:49:18] \dev\ice [348/759] has come upon apb [309/936] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:43:19 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[06/10/23 11:23:11] apb [683/936] has challenged SSLbits [226/658] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:38:13 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/10/23 18:42:27] apb fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:27:16 from level 74.
[06/11/23 15:09:58] KingPimpCommand [309/421] has come upon apb [710/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:40:58 is added to KingPimpCommand's clock.
[06/12/23 06:18:35] HeavyPodda, alexlehm, and HellSpawn [1678/2420] have team battled apb, tswsl, and Silvanus_Betrium [1238/2716] and won! 0 days, 02:48:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/23 21:26:20] Warson [387/441] has challenged apb [383/936] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:47:40 is removed from Warson's clock.
[06/12/23 23:42:32] apb [795/936] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [946/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:07 is added to apb's clock.
[06/13/23 11:25:51] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:37 towards level 74.
[06/14/23 04:27:53] heisenbug [304/765] has challenged apb [140/936] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:30:21 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/14/23 22:57:21] apb [562/936] has challenged dwfreed [990/1165] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:47 is added to apb's clock.
[06/15/23 18:43:54] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:15 towards level 74.
[06/16/23 13:42:23] apb [425/985] has challenged dwfreed [86/1165] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:52:24 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/16/23 18:10:25] laama [433/954] has challenged apb [186/985] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:19:08 is removed from laama's clock.
[06/17/23 06:47:10] Garg, bfft, and el [883/1823] have team battled apb, SirBummelz, and Tangles [583/2618] and won! 0 days, 00:45:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/23 12:37:15] apb [1/985] has come upon Notir [686/1076] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:27:28 is added to apb's clock.
[06/19/23 13:51:07] olsner [835/915] has come upon apb [336/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:02:42 is removed from olsner's clock.
[06/19/23 17:32:17] apb [160/985] has challenged jaxson [111/537] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:20:25 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/20/23 02:18:44] bfft [275/817] has come upon apb [378/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:48 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/20/23 03:50:15] happymeal, apb, and "\@_ [2148/2563] have team battled d4n13L, megubyte, and theZoMBiE [1494/1747] and won! 0 days, 03:47:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/23 14:26:03] tass [310/406] has come upon apb [711/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:08:32 is added to tass's clock.
[06/21/23 21:08:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 5 days, 02:26:58 toward level 75.
[06/28/23 22:06:25] apb was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:01:39 from level 75.
[06/29/23 09:36:09] apb was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:45:59 from level 75.
[06/29/23 18:09:54] mald0r0r [114/270] has challenged apb [899/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to mald0r0r's clock.
[06/30/23 00:55:45] HeavyPodda [40/665] has come upon apb [98/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:07:08 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/30/23 17:43:52] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:07:49 towards level 75.
[07/02/23 22:19:03] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:42:37 towards level 75.
[07/03/23 02:26:37] Kritzefitz, fstrelok, and d4n13L [371/2423] have team battled apb, soltys, and Crazycatlady [1774/2814] and lost! 1 day, 03:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/23 06:13:32] yano [788/825] has come upon apb [105/985] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:55:01 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/03/23 13:59:15] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:28:29 towards level 75.
[07/04/23 04:05:48] apb and Nysdar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/23 20:20:49] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:52 towards level 75.
[07/05/23 21:41:08] theZoMBiE, Thorael, and TimeWarp [1364/2038] have team battled metadaemon, CornFly, and apb [641/2338] and won! 2 days, 02:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/23 02:34:10] vectr0n [525/650] has come upon apb [866/985] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:58:37 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[07/07/23 04:35:26] freeboson, \dev\ice, and V [969/2726] have team battled apb, kevkev, and CodeB [1654/2207] and lost! 0 days, 23:45:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/23 06:26:19] apb [448/985] has challenged alexlehm [516/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:06:56 is added to apb's clock.
[07/07/23 16:27:54] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:44 towards level 75.
[07/08/23 05:04:19] apb and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/23 05:56:01] apb fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:21:43 from level 75.
[07/08/23 16:47:11] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:42:18 towards level 75.
[07/10/23 10:27:14] kinus, zbe, apb, and tomhek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/23 15:13:56] apb and IFireflyl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/23 21:31:16] dwfreed [653/1197] has come upon apb [261/985] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:59:34 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/12/23 03:54:02] IFireflyl [197/541] has challenged apb [667/985] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:04:06 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[07/12/23 12:12:33] apb [287/985] has come upon Bluedog [148/899] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:58:00 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/12/23 21:16:50] apb and Zed_Spiker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/23 11:06:25] Bolded [380/984] has challenged apb [326/985] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:56:45 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[07/17/23 00:29:41] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:31 towards level 75.
[07/18/23 00:23:21] scumola [657/670] has come upon apb [758/985] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:10:27 is added to scumola's clock.
[07/18/23 17:36:43] apb [547/1235] has challenged Ankhers [268/726] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/18/23 18:08:06] bananaboat, hax404, and apb [902/2764] have team battled shikhin, Forud, and kenyon [1975/2901] and lost! 1 day, 21:18:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/23 20:14:15] apb [286/1235] has come upon HellSpawn [910/1105] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:06:52 is added to apb's clock.
[07/21/23 10:35:39] apb lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:44:42 from level 76.
[07/23/23 12:53:24] talisein [154/617] has come upon apb [572/1235] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:12:00 is added to talisein's clock.
[07/23/23 19:41:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 5 days, 22:51:20 toward level 76.
[07/25/23 07:56:56] apb [64/1235] has challenged kevkev [60/485] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:25:37 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/25/23 20:53:36] mordac, u4ia, and Thorael [566/1434] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, idleneutral, and apb [2143/2552] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/23 00:09:29] apb [582/1235] has come upon tass [364/590] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:30:54 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/26/23 14:02:12] apb ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:01:04 from level 76.
[07/26/23 14:40:59] CompanionCube, apb, and Bolded [35/3096] have team battled Acolarh, boscage, and Asara [386/2459] and lost! 3 days, 06:21:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/23 17:38:36] unicron, Ankhers, and apb [2145/2638] have team battled Neil, Misza, and brycec [2392/3058] and lost! 4 days, 14:08:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/23 18:55:27] apb learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:38:49 towards level 76.
[07/29/23 05:18:21] apb [886/1235] has challenged Omega [819/1032] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:44:22 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/29/23 05:18:21] In the fierce battle, Omega dropped their level 51 ring! apb picks it up, tossing their old level 44 ring to Omega.
[07/29/23 16:53:28] Russell, soltys, and Tangles [792/2838] have team battled apb, _sh, and hdm [713/3272] and won! 4 days, 02:53:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/23 23:56:31] apb spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apb's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/31/23 04:28:55] dwfreed [1193/1197] has challenged apb [1147/1238] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:00:30 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/31/23 05:31:16] apb, Sario, and bookworm [1526/2647] have team battled adamus1red, Andrio, and boscage [2135/2219] and lost! 3 days, 20:15:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/23 09:45:36] shikhin [519/980] has come upon apb [854/1238] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:39:43 is added to shikhin's clock.
[08/01/23 23:38:32] BongerTheStrong [135/199] has challenged apb [859/1238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to BongerTheStrong's clock.
[08/02/23 05:45:28] apb [941/1238] has come upon StalkR [655/1015] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:34:04 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/02/23 06:07:09] Russell [938/1031] has come upon apb [382/1238] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:08:24 is removed from Russell's clock.
[08/02/23 14:57:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 19 days, 22:41:35 toward level 76.
[08/02/23 16:47:02] TimWolla [873/1009] has come upon apb [250/1243] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:49:05 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[08/03/23 10:47:22] RussellB [590/961] has challenged apb [969/1243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:10:52 is added to RussellB's clock.
[08/04/23 22:45:43] apb was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:44 towards level 76.
[08/05/23 12:56:07] nya and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 18:38:51] idlegood [706/741] has come upon apb [809/1243] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:42:24 is added to idlegood's clock.
[08/05/23 19:32:12] apb [1072/1243] has come upon wowbagger [374/637] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:12:17 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/06/23 12:04:48] cornfeedhobo [612/710] has challenged apb [1044/1243] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:44:52 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/08/23 16:21:45] apb and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/23 08:34:59] apb [1053/1256] has challenged jaxson [69/582] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/10/23 08:29:13] ramdac [268/489] has come upon apb [518/1256] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:46:03 is added to ramdac's clock.
[08/12/23 16:22:23] Daikojun, arkie, and Russell [1523/2308] have team battled nathan, 0x00, and apb [637/1978] and won! 0 days, 10:52:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/23 20:48:39] apb slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! apb's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/23 02:16:00] _sh [829/1025] has come upon apb [47/1250] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:13:56 is removed from _sh's clock.
[08/14/23 05:07:55] apb discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:36:21 towards level 77.
[08/14/23 19:23:42] apb, Ankhers, and gendish [986/2193] have team battled idlegood, JamCow, and CodeB [246/2444] and won! 0 days, 01:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/23 15:30:28] b4d63r [108/158] has challenged apb [160/1250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to b4d63r's clock.
[08/16/23 04:37:22] JigmeDatse [404/841] has come upon apb [115/1250] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:51:45 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[08/16/23 06:41:26] Ankhers [261/728] has come upon apb [1113/1250] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:47:42 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[08/16/23 10:56:40] Tabmow [214/874] has come upon apb [465/1250] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:41:40 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[08/17/23 19:09:13] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:55:15 towards level 77.
[08/17/23 23:24:01] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/23 23:20:08] fstrelok [383/870] has challenged apb [865/1252] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:15:01 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[08/20/23 16:43:46] apb [611/1252] has come upon nya [883/1185] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:57:04 is added to apb's clock.
[08/20/23 16:49:14] Lilith [83/343] has challenged apb [812/1252] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Lilith's clock.
[08/22/23 14:24:26] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:20:21 towards level 77.
[08/22/23 19:37:19] popey, dyvonna, and Lenny_ [2664/2865] have team battled apb, Russell, and Berserker [619/2847] and won! 4 days, 18:16:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/23 20:59:22] Kritzefitz [370/1077] has come upon apb [1052/1252] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:53:40 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/23/23 20:28:30] u4ia [112/426] has come upon apb [611/1252] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:55 is added to u4ia's clock.
[08/24/23 22:19:24] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:25:56 towards level 77.
[08/25/23 20:30:30] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:05:42 towards level 77.
[08/26/23 05:56:43] apb [1127/1252] has challenged elf [891/1052] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:05:01 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/27/23 01:53:28] apb [222/1252] has come upon Yarosh [422/533] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:50:19 is added to apb's clock.
[08/27/23 06:26:10] apb and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/23 09:03:05] slim [218/750] has challenged apb [1244/1252] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:47 is added to slim's clock.
[08/28/23 04:37:33] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:58:25 towards level 77.
[08/28/23 06:08:09] apb [749/1252] has challenged Fenrik [814/1216] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:04:32 is added to apb's clock.
[08/28/23 14:33:09] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:59:53 towards level 77.
[08/29/23 00:10:48] nya, Kritzefitz, and apb [2177/3510] have team battled mordac, elf, and ahmubashshir [2078/2344] and won! 3 days, 03:44:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/23 07:49:12] apb was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:25:13 from level 77.
[08/31/23 14:09:04] CornFly, apb, and sc [1877/3293] have team battled blabber, kinus, and anarcat [2862/3235] and lost! 1 day, 01:48:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/23 23:21:18] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/23 01:35:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed apb with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 15:10:15 from level 77.
[09/01/23 05:40:08] JigmeDatse, jjasghar, and slim [120/2868] have team battled apb, sc, and GRIZZLYMAN [550/3029] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/23 09:01:35] apb and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/23 15:34:52] apb was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:41:36 from level 77.
[09/02/23 01:30:20] SirNeo [761/773] has come upon apb [664/1255] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:52:33 is removed from SirNeo's clock.
[09/02/23 22:41:28] nya [61/1181] has challenged apb [304/1255] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:07:15 is added to nya's clock.
[09/03/23 02:42:27] apb [582/1255] has challenged Wolf [146/871] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:54:00 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/03/23 14:21:21] apb learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:05 towards level 77.
[09/04/23 10:50:02] io [375/1124] has challenged apb [861/1255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:13:36 is added to io's clock.
[09/05/23 09:09:56] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:20 towards level 77.
[09/06/23 01:52:10] el [315/853] has come upon apb [312/1255] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:43:54 is removed from el's clock.
[09/07/23 15:22:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 2 days, 04:15:58 toward level 77.
[09/08/23 06:00:00] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:03 towards level 77.
[09/09/23 15:43:20] Acolarh, apb, bfft, and nawcom have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/23 06:26:04] Russell [811/1092] has challenged apb [682/1255] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:03:22 is removed from Russell's clock.
[09/11/23 13:32:51] damyan [139/774] has come upon apb [656/1255] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:30:09 is added to damyan's clock.
[09/11/23 15:13:43] apb and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/23 15:15:34] bananaboat [934/1048] has come upon apb [753/1255] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 03:40:02 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/14/23 11:59:32] apb grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:56:21 towards level 77.
[09/14/23 12:45:36] apb [1086/1255] has come upon RussellB [341/969] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:48:16 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/14/23 15:19:56] apb [326/1255] has come upon eising [122/787] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:10:59 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/15/23 03:48:41] mukaro [290/297] has challenged apb [324/1255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to mukaro's clock.
[09/16/23 14:19:18] dodecahedron [137/390] has come upon apb [891/1255] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:11 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[09/16/23 21:36:42] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:12 towards level 77.
[09/17/23 09:34:15] apb, ZOTTA, Forud, and Kachin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/23 02:11:02] Daikojun [352/611] has challenged apb [418/1255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:13 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[09/19/23 13:19:16] tmberg [587/1115] has challenged apb [1159/1255] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:38:46 is added to tmberg's clock.
[09/19/23 17:04:21] apb [413/1261] has challenged nya [809/1217] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to apb's clock.
[09/20/23 17:36:52] mordac [300/660] has come upon apb [868/1261] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:38:16 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/20/23 22:27:07] GRIZZLYMAN [83/714] has challenged apb [495/1261] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:11:10 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[09/21/23 05:56:31] apb found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:33:53 towards level 78.
[09/21/23 09:24:19] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:34:24 towards level 78.
[09/24/23 00:52:45] CornFly [88/950] has come upon apb [448/1273] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:05:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/24/23 01:47:03] apb and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/23 04:35:53] _sh [439/1075] has come upon apb [240/1273] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:53:44 is removed from _sh's clock.
[09/24/23 23:15:33] thatmint [500/617] has challenged apb [648/1273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:46 is added to thatmint's clock.
[09/26/23 06:07:35] apb, blobdog, and cornfeedhobo [1111/2433] have team battled Pinkman, bird, and hugga [807/1703] and won! 0 days, 04:22:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 08:52:41] TimeWarp [415/795] has come upon apb [547/1273] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:58 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[09/26/23 13:49:57] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:02:52 towards level 78.
[09/26/23 19:51:56] apb, Garg, and Geoff [2020/2384] have team battled Fenrik, Sario, and Gorek [2062/3023] and lost! 1 day, 09:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/23 23:27:04] apb [422/1273] has challenged Tangles [171/739] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:42:12 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/28/23 08:35:03] apb [880/1273] has challenged boscage [586/813] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:01:08 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/28/23 08:35:03] apb has dealt boscage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:18:15 is added to boscage's clock.
[09/28/23 11:12:36] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:11:54 towards level 78.
[09/29/23 08:19:03] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:04:04 towards level 78.
[09/29/23 21:23:15] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:01 towards level 78.
[09/29/23 23:44:09] Celediel [402/473] has challenged apb [798/1287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:04:33 is added to Celediel's clock.
[10/01/23 09:48:10] jacquesssss [308/419] has come upon apb [88/1287] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:52:47 is removed from jacquesssss's clock.
[10/01/23 22:51:21] vectr0n [423/671] has come upon apb [34/1287] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:01:08 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[10/01/23 22:51:21] vectr0n has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:45:46 is added to apb's clock.
[10/02/23 07:38:58] apb and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/23 08:09:11] hugga [312/734] has come upon apb [643/1287] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:21:33 is added to hugga's clock.
[10/03/23 12:15:36] Affliction [495/819] has come upon apb [450/1287] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:56:50 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[10/03/23 14:52:57] noex [298/475] has come upon apb [127/1287] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:32:53 is removed from noex's clock.
[10/03/23 18:04:34] Omega [351/1051] has come upon apb [1190/1287] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:02:03 is added to Omega's clock.
[10/03/23 20:16:22] apb, idleneutral, and talisein [396/2598] have team battled Puff, noex, and signofzeta [1382/2208] and lost! 1 day, 22:48:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/23 20:54:27] TimeWarp [328/799] has challenged apb [907/1287] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[10/05/23 13:53:01] spex [711/1116] has come upon apb [1056/1287] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:08:19 is added to spex's clock.
[10/06/23 09:58:42] apb fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! apb's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/23 11:35:12] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:09:28 towards level 78.
[10/09/23 05:41:38] Tabmow, dwfreed, and signofzeta [738/3196] have team battled thornrag, apb, and tswsl [2629/2695] and lost! 3 days, 10:26:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/23 14:59:55] ter0 [49/530] has come upon apb [470/1271] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:37 is added to ter0's clock.
[10/10/23 00:07:45] apb misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:34:54 from level 78.
[10/11/23 04:35:19] unicron [456/693] has come upon apb [726/1271] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/11/23 05:47:04] apb [155/1271] has challenged insidesources [294/334] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:17:48 is added to apb's clock.
[10/11/23 14:49:13] alephnull [495/760] has challenged apb [161/1271] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:33:27 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[10/13/23 06:21:23] ColonelPanic001, Kritzefitz, and zifnab06 [1536/2279] have team battled Xenthys, HeavyPodda, and apb [3058/3114] and lost! 0 days, 15:57:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/23 07:47:20] idlegood, apb, and Yarosh [1020/2480] have team battled EddieT137, Khorne, and kinus [2951/3014] and lost! 2 days, 14:32:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/23 04:09:31] StalkR [367/1022] has challenged apb [685/1276] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:32:40 is added to StalkR's clock.
[10/15/23 20:02:02] Matthew, Bolded, and olsner [562/2530] have team battled Koffa, apb, and KindOne [1354/2700] and lost! 1 day, 06:31:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/23 03:15:56] megubyte, jacob1, and Tabmow [2315/2855] have team battled _sh, apb, and allo [1724/3214] and won! 2 days, 04:49:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/23 22:18:48] adamus1red, TimWolla, and GRIZZLYMAN [865/2713] have team battled Tenedos, apb, and GilbertErik [1869/2658] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/23 05:40:10] Visievion [188/223] has come upon apb [875/1276] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:16 is added to Visievion's clock.
[10/19/23 17:17:51] ion [105/852] has challenged apb [656/1276] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to ion's clock.
[10/20/23 00:31:59] ColonelPanic001 [325/465] has come upon apb [830/1276] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:55 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[10/20/23 02:22:31] apb was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:03:56 from level 78.
[10/20/23 21:32:14] Susumurata, gusto, and t3chn0 [1762/2447] have team battled Carl, Ungoliant, and apb [2574/2923] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/23 03:18:16] roosterphant and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/23 04:12:49] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:50:38 towards level 78.
[10/21/23 07:49:12] apb [1194/1276] has challenged Chuck [623/699] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:25:53 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/21/23 11:51:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 2 days, 15:42:52 toward level 78.
[10/22/23 01:47:51] apb and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/23 13:38:47] apb was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:31 from level 78.
[10/27/23 07:08:22] yNos and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 00:37:48] apb and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 03:46:02] Koffa, Gorek, and dodecahedron [1990/2418] have team battled sparogy, apb, and Ecko [2399/2937] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/23 14:35:30] apb [1007/1276] has challenged tswsl [421/718] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:04:24 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/29/23 06:59:50] tmberg, apb, Cockatrice, and Xenthys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/23 07:21:28] apb, BenDover, and Acolarh [1774/2586] have team battled pvac, Drkmirror, and Chuck [845/1408] and won! 0 days, 21:50:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/23 21:26:07] Cockatrice [76/899] has come upon apb [432/1276] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:26:35 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[11/01/23 04:17:34] hdm [676/1022] has come upon apb [629/1276] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:06:24 is removed from hdm's clock.
[11/01/23 14:33:55] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:36:00 towards level 79.
[11/04/23 10:23:55] drahthaar [123/885] has come upon apb [1194/1276] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:17:06 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[11/05/23 12:47:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 3 days, 14:07:12 toward level 79.
[11/05/23 17:53:15] apb was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:00 towards level 79.
[11/08/23 12:29:59] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/23 18:29:36] vectr0n, rawgreaze, and mzumquadrat [359/2288] have team battled apb, pwae, and bobvador [861/3183] and lost! 0 days, 18:09:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/23 16:48:10] apb [1210/1279] has challenged blabber [373/1197] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:29:07 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/11/23 19:05:42] ColonelPanic001 [236/461] has challenged apb [942/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[11/11/23 19:26:32] apb and talisein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/23 01:56:09] apb [1251/1279] has challenged idlegood [2/669] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:51:06 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/12/23 19:04:39] ledregion [383/388] has challenged apb [1193/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to ledregion's clock.
[11/19/23 04:47:13] adamus1red stole apb's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! adamus1red leaves their old level 71 helm behind, which apb then takes.
[11/19/23 07:42:47] EddieT137 [512/1102] has come upon apb [419/1278] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:40:16 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[11/21/23 01:34:13] apb was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:19 towards level 79.
[11/22/23 06:28:36] pants [935/1294] has come upon apb [677/1278] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:56:44 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/22/23 10:03:50] apb [1025/1278] has come upon Fenrik [365/1226] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:56:06 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/23/23 09:24:59] pastly, apb, and bookworm [2101/2594] have team battled Destruia, ColonelPanic001, and Techman [933/2269] and won! 0 days, 08:55:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/23 16:05:05] apb [1075/1278] has challenged pyre [137/768] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:33:29 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/23/23 22:00:03] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:31 towards level 79.
[11/24/23 00:18:43] BenDover [265/496] has come upon apb [619/1278] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:07:30 is added to BenDover's clock.
[11/24/23 16:40:35] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:17 from level 79.
[11/25/23 04:00:27] jjasghar [917/1105] has challenged apb [664/1278] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:06:34 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[11/26/23 02:14:50] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:17 towards level 79.
[11/26/23 05:53:06] wowbagger, apb, and allo [1972/2889] have team battled TimeWarp, pastly, and dyvonna [1265/2229] and won! 0 days, 10:39:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/23 18:51:07] apb [407/1278] has come upon nawcom [337/963] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:38:20 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/27/23 18:53:27] apb [961/1278] has challenged ukleinek [367/1006] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:01:46 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/27/23 23:49:56] DontEvenPeek, Ungoliant, and heisenbug [1335/2412] have team battled pastly, apb, and rawgreaze [524/2795] and won! 1 day, 02:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/23 11:42:03] apb invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:51:06 towards level 80.
[11/28/23 20:11:57] KingPimpCommand stole apb's level 71 helm while they were sleeping! KingPimpCommand leaves their old level 58 helm behind, which apb then takes.
[11/29/23 03:52:42] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:03:57 towards level 80.
[11/29/23 08:41:48] apb [559/1263] has challenged yano [320/893] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:07:58 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/29/23 21:12:01] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:07:20 towards level 80.
[11/30/23 03:46:26] bird, apb, and Cirdan [2184/2774] have team battled olsner, sam, and Wolf [1822/2804] and won! 0 days, 12:53:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/23 01:39:13] apb and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/23 13:40:03] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:17:44 towards level 80.
[12/01/23 14:55:23] apb [730/1263] has challenged shikhin [425/862] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:19:45 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/01/23 16:38:22] eising, Tenorman, and particleflux [1416/2148] have team battled pfoley, apb, and wowbagger [794/3136] and won! 1 day, 14:52:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/23 02:17:37] StalkR, zifnab06, and Tenorman [359/2464] have team battled gradator, apb, and washclof [2016/3091] and lost! 3 days, 02:27:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/23 08:56:02] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:33:24 towards level 80.
[12/02/23 09:48:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 9 days, 15:45:56 toward level 80.
[12/02/23 14:03:52] apb and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/23 13:19:13] tomhek [599/1235] has challenged apb [444/1263] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:49:38 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[12/06/23 22:44:34] apb, Stevland, and Melon [2888/3200] have team battled dbx12, Kurenai, and signofzeta [2689/2870] and won! 0 days, 11:47:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/23 21:54:00] apb [907/1263] has challenged Wam [962/1139] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:50:12 is added to apb's clock.
[12/09/23 02:01:25] apb and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/23 21:47:25] apb and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/23 21:52:05] apb [59/1263] has challenged io [602/1169] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:59:14 is added to apb's clock.
[12/11/23 05:29:53] apb has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:43:36 from level 81.
[12/12/23 01:55:29] apb and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/23 01:23:12] vegadark, hiod, and apb [715/2430] have team battled style, Omega, and Cirdan [12/2765] and won! 0 days, 00:21:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/23 08:02:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 23 days, 11:54:27 toward level 81.
[12/13/23 10:05:42] apb was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:43:01 from level 81.
[12/14/23 00:11:53] apb [610/1263] has come upon bookworm [63/831] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:48:31 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/14/23 03:21:44] KindOne [253/466] has come upon apb [978/1263] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:45 is added to KindOne's clock.
[12/14/23 07:01:27] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:06:28 towards level 81.
[12/14/23 11:59:06] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:24:02 towards level 81.
[12/14/23 19:32:11] apb learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:19:35 towards level 81.
[12/15/23 03:45:41] apb and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/23 08:05:54] Acolarh, jayvee, and Blohsh [236/1897] have team battled apb, OobSaco, and Gorek [525/2768] and lost! 3 days, 06:23:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/23 12:21:59] apb fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:47:40 from level 81.
[12/17/23 08:26:41] dwfreed, Kody, and Cirdan [109/2759] have team battled zbe, apb, and allo [2706/3381] and lost! 2 days, 18:59:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/23 10:13:04] apb died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:57:23 from level 81.
[12/17/23 12:31:37] apb, scumola, and ZOTTA [443/3176] have team battled idlegood, ukleinek, and Berserker [1551/2270] and lost! 4 days, 09:18:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/23 07:31:17] brycec and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/23 14:08:47] tomhek, freeboson, and jacob1 [97/3180] have team battled Minus, apb, and Russell [3030/3272] and lost! 2 days, 20:34:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/23 14:22:18] apb [284/1263] has come upon Lenny_ [762/1066] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:37:40 is added to apb's clock.
[12/19/23 18:53:34] zifnab06, Shinzon, and nawcom [1432/1926] have team battled ZOTTA, apb, and Tangles [3079/3556] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/23 08:37:20] apb had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:02:14 from level 81.
[12/22/23 20:51:32] sco1 [134/388] has challenged apb [685/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to sco1's clock.
[12/23/23 10:22:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 13 days, 16:58:55 toward level 81.
[12/23/23 12:52:36] \dev\ice [622/922] has come upon apb [900/1263] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:40:04 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/23/23 20:03:32] washclof [751/1124] has come upon apb [460/1263] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:21:24 is removed from washclof's clock.
[12/24/23 00:16:23] nya [204/734] has challenged apb [733/1263] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:31:48 is added to nya's clock.
[12/24/23 03:20:43] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:23 towards level 81.
[12/24/23 04:50:14] apb, Kachin, and solarsparq [2933/3099] have team battled Forud, OobSaco, and cfjk [96/2409] and won! 1 day, 21:26:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/23 10:02:08] apb discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:35:06 towards level 81.
[12/24/23 12:20:12] apb [277/1263] has challenged Yarosh [264/549] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:15:04 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/26/23 00:33:01] apb [202/1263] has challenged h00k [355/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:35 is added to apb's clock.
[12/27/23 23:25:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed apb with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 02:49:32 from level 81.
[12/29/23 13:49:05] Paganel [201/787] has come upon apb [741/1259] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:53:06 is added to Paganel's clock.
[12/31/23 11:17:50] apb [1033/1259] has challenged Crazycatlady [526/1130] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:58:29 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/02/24 08:41:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed apb with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 14:29:24 from level 81.
[01/05/24 11:38:29] dbx12 [526/837] has come upon apb [235/1259] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:11:43 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[01/05/24 13:09:14] A_Dragon [761/1187] has come upon apb [422/1259] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:58:32 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[01/05/24 14:14:48] apb [109/1259] has come upon pfoley [649/1076] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:20:38 is added to apb's clock.
[01/05/24 20:57:38] gusto, V, and Feras [936/2590] have team battled idlegood, Paganel, and apb [801/2569] and won! 0 days, 02:55:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/24 11:53:19] Drin [611/1125] has come upon apb [905/1259] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:36:46 is added to Drin's clock.
[01/06/24 22:07:36] kinus [278/717] has challenged apb [661/1259] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:38:25 is added to kinus's clock.
[01/08/24 04:16:25] jayvee, JigmeDatse, and KindOne [1397/1930] have team battled bananaboat, apb, and d4n13L [1174/2959] and won! 1 day, 10:49:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/24 10:51:41] apb [431/1259] has come upon CodeGeek [1199/1217] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:50:54 is added to apb's clock.
[01/09/24 18:05:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 3 days, 19:09:51 toward level 81.
[01/11/24 03:41:25] roosterphant [319/391] has challenged apb [1236/1259] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[01/12/24 17:42:50] apb [998/1259] has challenged kptr [351/592] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/13/24 06:28:47] apb bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:39:23 towards level 82.
[01/13/24 22:09:03] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:06:14 towards level 82.
[01/13/24 22:56:51] apb, hdm, and CaptainS122 [2477/2517] have team battled Xenthys, Cockroach, and ToHellWithGA [468/2798] and won! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/24 05:44:34] popey [521/972] has challenged apb [801/1259] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:45 is added to popey's clock.
[01/15/24 04:45:23] pwae [221/824] has come upon apb [964/1259] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:38:53 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/15/24 05:39:09] pwae [339/824] has come upon apb [655/1259] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 23:57:39 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/15/24 08:52:28] idleneutral, Forud, and apb [675/2971] have team battled JigmeDatse, scornn, and fstrelok [507/2233] and won! 8 days, 08:12:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/24 11:18:51] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:43 towards level 82.
[01/16/24 10:57:23] vegadark [643/933] has challenged apb [29/1259] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:04:41 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/16/24 10:57:23] In the fierce battle, apb dropped their level 53 set of leggings! vegadark picks it up, tossing their old level 52 set of leggings to apb.
[01/16/24 12:57:29] JigmeDatse [24/827] has come upon apb [742/1258] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:21:28 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[01/16/24 20:32:07] apb learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:49:43 from level 82.
[01/16/24 21:31:48] vegadark [723/935] has come upon apb [999/1258] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:42:40 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/18/24 23:48:26] apb [407/1258] has come upon Soulwhisper [50/236] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:51:01 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/19/24 14:14:04] apb and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/24 15:41:54] SSLbits, DontEvenPeek, and Sario [669/2772] have team battled gildarts, apb, and idleevil [2996/3011] and lost! 1 day, 16:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/24 02:55:34] apb [618/1258] has come upon Gorek [80/983] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:28:21 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/21/24 13:18:04] allo [741/856] has come upon apb [546/1258] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:24:02 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/21/24 17:08:57] V [654/1177] has come upon apb [704/1258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:57:06 is added to V's clock.
[01/21/24 21:05:06] apb [1185/1258] has come upon scornn [262/519] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:56:34 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/21/24 22:11:44] apb [894/1258] has come upon muirrum [73/606] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:50:05 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/22/24 01:40:00] apb and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/24 22:15:28] apb, fstrelok, and idlegood [1198/2665] have team battled spex, Nysdar, and StalkR [811/3316] and won! 0 days, 02:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/24 23:16:22] Carl [140/854] has come upon apb [581/1258] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:04:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/24/24 00:29:43] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:00:49 from level 82.
[01/24/24 10:24:05] hugga stole apb's level 454 weapon while they were sleeping! hugga leaves their old level 340 weapon behind, which apb then takes.
[01/25/24 04:48:24] Tangles, bg, and zbe [286/3498] have team battled apb, Shinzon, and HollowWasp [1154/1976] and lost! 2 days, 04:35:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/24 12:25:45] allo, Zaratustra, and apb [1131/2640] have team battled Daikojun, pants, and MetaNova [1298/2677] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/24 22:20:47] apb and alexlehm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/24 00:53:10] apb and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/24 02:27:43] yano, nowz, and JackyB [1141/2336] have team battled mordac, ToHellWithGA, and apb [1586/3325] and lost! 1 day, 05:17:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/24 04:38:54] apb, Yarosh, and popey [659/2660] have team battled "\@_, Reilly, and Lord255 [1799/3160] and lost! 1 day, 02:54:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/24 18:38:06] apb and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/24 10:01:41] tswsl, apb, and Feras [259/2377] have team battled EddieT137, ColonelPanic001, and Pinkman [2284/2887] and lost! 0 days, 20:48:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/24 18:42:39] apb found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:33 towards level 82.
[01/31/24 02:26:03] apb [477/1133] has challenged KindOne [163/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:17:42 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/31/24 20:57:43] Ungoliant [393/789] has come upon apb [162/1133] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:14:28 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[02/01/24 02:32:26] thatmint [561/878] has challenged apb [138/1133] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:47 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[02/01/24 04:04:48] yang, apb, and Stevland [1047/2668] have team battled Sombra, Cockatrice, and CodeGeek [1496/3353] and lost! 0 days, 13:21:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/24 20:29:25] apb [390/1133] has come upon Reilly [567/890] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:18 is added to apb's clock.
[02/02/24 13:41:27] VonToutCourt [617/1391] has challenged apb [336/1133] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:06:41 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[02/03/24 02:11:45] rawgreaze, cadfael, and Minus [158/2888] have team battled ion, apb, and Techman [1210/3045] and lost! 4 days, 23:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/24 22:53:45] Fraiyr [46/236] has challenged apb [625/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Fraiyr's clock.
[02/04/24 17:59:23] apb [776/1133] has challenged Affliction [914/999] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:12:01 is added to apb's clock.
[02/05/24 03:18:21] apb [863/1133] has come upon Garg [479/577] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:38:06 is removed from apb's clock.
[02/05/24 06:15:08] apb and \dev\ice have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/24 09:05:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 32 days, 01:23:29 toward level 83.
[02/06/24 10:04:18] hdm [1002/1005] has challenged apb [238/1133] in combat and won! 18 days, 14:49:26 is removed from hdm's clock.
[02/07/24 00:39:29] apb and Minus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 07:32:25] Cockatrice [513/883] has come upon apb [1050/1133] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:51:46 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[02/09/24 07:30:32] apb [453/1133] has come upon eising [780/798] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:18:44 is added to apb's clock.
[02/09/24 22:31:04] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:54:34 from level 83.
[02/10/24 20:02:33] pfoley, Cockatrice, and bsleep [2613/2860] have team battled washclof, apb, and csc [2082/2526] and won! 0 days, 20:26:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 06:17:46] apb and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 11:11:55] apb got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:42:59 from level 83.
[02/11/24 18:29:43] apb set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:25:38 from level 83.
[02/12/24 02:38:46] Reilly [839/890] has challenged apb [898/1133] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:31:35 is added to Reilly's clock.
[02/12/24 19:49:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed apb with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 22:37:10 from level 83.
[02/13/24 11:47:15] OobSaco [390/586] has challenged apb [377/1133] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:21:09 is removed from OobSaco's clock.
[02/14/24 05:51:57] apb [1044/1133] has challenged V [406/1177] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:53:06 is removed from apb's clock.
[02/15/24 08:32:48] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:46:07 towards level 83.
[02/15/24 10:59:12] Kody [373/523] has challenged apb [517/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:27 is added to Kody's clock.
[02/15/24 23:33:57] PanamaCity3003 [178/345] has come upon apb [455/1133] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:48:25 is added to PanamaCity3003's clock.
[02/16/24 15:35:11] soltys, Notir, and io [762/3556] have team battled rtfm, apb, and tass [1481/1956] and lost! 1 day, 02:14:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/24 17:53:48] Blohsh [358/538] has come upon apb [736/1133] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:25 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[02/17/24 04:47:14] apb got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:37:51 towards level 83.
[02/19/24 18:32:30] Bolded, "\@_, and Affliction [1542/2884] have team battled Drin, Forud, and apb [1755/3285] and lost! 5 days, 03:40:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/24 13:28:41] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:32 towards level 83.
[02/23/24 16:43:02] DividedByZero [82/541] has come upon apb [1084/1133] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:36:10 is added to DividedByZero's clock.
[02/24/24 00:47:40] idleneutral [529/650] has challenged apb [598/1133] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:31:02 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[02/24/24 10:11:11] apb [769/1133] has come upon Techman [505/1051] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:25:04 is removed from apb's clock.
[02/25/24 13:05:55] Cockatrice, apb, and sky [566/3042] have team battled CompanionCube, io, and Bolded [1637/2892] and lost! 1 day, 16:04:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/24 12:34:24] apb and Mat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/24 15:11:43] vegadark [59/949] has come upon apb [406/1133] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:41:32 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/27/24 20:22:12] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:46 towards level 83.
[02/28/24 09:06:08] apb [884/1133] has come upon Drin [1013/1043] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:14 is added to apb's clock.
[02/28/24 14:02:45] soltys, apb, and dodecahedron [1372/2723] have team battled Nuae, Cirdan, and Soulwhisper [514/2235] and won! 1 day, 11:45:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/24 16:32:24] apb and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 11:37:33] zuper [226/344] has come upon apb [1124/1133] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:48 is added to zuper's clock.
[03/01/24 12:07:05] apb and olsner have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/24 05:21:47] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:27 towards level 83.
[03/03/24 06:08:04] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:50 towards level 83.
[03/04/24 14:48:40] apb [166/1133] has challenged Drin [867/1043] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:02:12 is added to apb's clock.
[03/04/24 19:06:01] apb, Ancalagon, bfft, and io have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/24 07:08:54] anarcat, simple, and Fenrik [2945/3682] have team battled ZOTTA, Zaratustra, and apb [2333/3076] and won! 3 days, 06:41:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/24 11:36:30] apb [31/1133] has challenged CompanionCube [483/688] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:53:21 is added to apb's clock.
[03/10/24 05:29:41] Zed_Spiker [677/1085] has come upon apb [164/1133] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:15:54 is removed from Zed_Spiker's clock.
[03/10/24 16:27:53] buzel [434/707] has challenged apb [345/1133] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:38:09 is removed from buzel's clock.
[03/11/24 08:23:24] Mat [583/924] has come upon apb [17/1133] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:46:26 is removed from Mat's clock.
[03/13/24 03:20:01] yano [46/930] has challenged apb [492/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:03:06 is added to yano's clock.
[03/13/24 17:03:08] apb discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:17:49 towards level 84.
[03/19/24 16:52:40] apb was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:40:12 from level 84.
[03/20/24 06:51:52] h00k [293/548] has challenged apb [1115/1146] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:23:32 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/21/24 12:04:55] apb ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:04:19 from level 84.
[03/21/24 15:12:41] apb and Ancalagon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/24 13:31:53] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:14 towards level 84.
[03/25/24 14:25:36] Theleveler [648/669] has come upon apb [58/1146] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:25:43 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[03/25/24 15:13:17] apb learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:46:10 towards level 84.
[03/26/24 05:20:36] apb discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:49:34 towards level 84.
[03/26/24 20:36:44] Ganonk [305/588] has come upon apb [243/1146] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:16:04 is removed from Ganonk's clock.
[03/27/24 10:06:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apb 10 days, 00:45:03 toward level 84.
[03/27/24 21:17:29] ukleinek [435/1011] has come upon apb [47/1146] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:57:11 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[03/28/24 03:20:56] jayvee, Nysdar, and CompanionCube [1846/2302] have team battled ahmubashshir, Ancalagon, and apb [2127/2455] and lost! 0 days, 03:27:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/24 11:20:13] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:08:10 towards level 84.
[03/29/24 03:15:44] apb and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 09:58:12] apb left their weapon out in the rain to rust! apb's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/24 15:36:08] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 18:12:28] ComputerTech [68/98] has challenged apb [60/1112] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:46 is removed from ComputerTech's clock.
[03/30/24 17:06:48] eising and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/24 17:56:10] hiod, apb, and Paganel [237/2428] have team battled GilbertErik, blobdog, and IFireflyl [1904/2327] and lost! 0 days, 07:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/24 10:47:26] Techman [521/999] has come upon apb [946/1112] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:43 is added to Techman's clock.
[03/31/24 12:25:57] Gorek [927/1034] has challenged apb [1023/1112] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:19:27 is added to Gorek's clock.
[04/01/24 13:39:16] gegenschein [506/818] has come upon apb [1094/1112] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:34 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[04/02/24 05:49:21] apb ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:59:00 from level 84.
[04/02/24 06:03:22] apb and Pricey have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/24 09:23:32] apb misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:29:36 from level 84.
[04/03/24 06:52:45] apb [1044/1112] has come upon Butch [27/327] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:02:02 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/03/24 06:52:45] apb has dealt Butch a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:03:08 is added to Butch's clock.
[04/03/24 18:46:58] Xenthys [942/1199] has challenged apb [434/1112] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:01:04 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[04/04/24 10:02:48] apb [872/1112] has come upon eising [243/844] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:28:08 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/04/24 20:34:31] apb and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/24 10:04:17] tomhek [964/1251] has challenged apb [1057/1112] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:29:26 is added to tomhek's clock.
[04/06/24 15:24:14] apb fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:50:37 from level 84.
[04/06/24 19:25:59] apb and Nysdar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/24 17:12:25] apb [404/1112] has challenged Soulwhisper [89/514] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:22:14 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/07/24 22:13:44] vegadark [485/939] has challenged apb [9/1112] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:31:14 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/08/24 02:31:34] Reilly, Lord255, and dbx12 [2004/2907] have team battled rs, apb, and anarcat [648/2970] and won! 1 day, 01:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/24 16:11:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed apb with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 21:28:48 from level 84.
[04/09/24 02:01:21] apb [977/1112] has come upon Bluedog [404/911] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:29:46 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/09/24 14:56:10] apb got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:30:51 from level 84.
[04/10/24 02:29:42] apb [195/1112] has challenged Neil [151/843] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:15:39 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/10/24 02:29:42] apb has dealt Neil a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:09:25 is added to Neil's clock.
[04/10/24 07:15:05] Xenthys [1134/1207] has come upon apb [754/1112] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:49:35 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[04/10/24 11:32:09] Asara [134/871] has challenged apb [1108/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:28:34 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/10/24 21:37:35] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:42 towards level 84.
[04/11/24 01:36:38] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:04:45 from level 84.
[04/11/24 10:42:40] apb, nya, and thornrag [1921/2510] have team battled HollowWasp, bookworm, and tass [553/2346] and won! 2 days, 01:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/24 20:18:25] apb and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/24 14:52:02] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:37 towards level 84.
[04/12/24 19:46:57] apb [881/1112] has challenged idlegood [191/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:55:01 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/13/24 14:47:41] Jens, blobdog, and Tenorman [1626/2484] have team battled DrinkyBird, apb, and cadfael [160/3102] and won! 6 days, 13:02:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/24 17:39:41] Minus, RussellB, and muirrum [2268/2407] have team battled Drin, apb, and Cirdan [2249/3296] and won! 1 day, 08:52:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/24 09:56:59] hax404 [73/646] has challenged apb [776/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:07:25 is added to hax404's clock.
[04/14/24 20:59:51] KyloRen [351/419] has challenged apb [987/1112] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:11:05 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[04/15/24 00:03:43] damyan [744/783] has come upon apb [759/1112] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:44:26 is added to damyan's clock.
[04/15/24 03:01:28] jaxson [740/926] has challenged apb [129/1112] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:07:56 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[04/15/24 15:09:55] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:24 towards level 84.
[04/16/24 06:49:35] Thorael and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/24 04:41:35] caeli [503/874] has come upon apb [222/1112] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:42:03 is removed from caeli's clock.
[04/17/24 07:11:33] apb [1100/1112] has challenged alephnull [508/806] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:41:55 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/17/24 14:15:17] Minus [561/799] has come upon apb [53/1112] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 14:37:08 is removed from Minus's clock.
[04/18/24 06:21:15] Ecko [58/1006] has challenged apb [682/1112] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:53:43 is added to Ecko's clock.
[04/19/24 02:56:59] apb EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:35:44 from level 85.
[04/19/24 05:02:41] apb saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:10:14 from level 85.
[04/22/24 00:04:55] apb was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:25:31 towards level 85.
[04/23/24 12:12:43] Fehu, JohnMH, and Nysdar [1581/2050] have team battled Nehi, jacquesssss, and apb [714/2122] and won! 0 days, 08:52:54 is removed from their clocks.