Player Info

User: crank
Class: robot
Admin?: No
Level: 77
Next level: 28 days, 20:08:35
Status: Offline
Host: uwe!~uwe@user/uwe
Account Created: Sun Jun 6 02:26:12 2021
Last login: Fri Jun 2 02:48:32 2023
Total time idled: 720 days, 13:01:15
Current position: [187,490]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 113 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 60
charm: 41
gloves: 56
helm: 40
leggings: 36
ring: 66 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 60
tunic: 107 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 22

sum: 601

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 13 days, 00:17:47
part: None
quest: 1 day, 20:41:37
quit: 128 days, 00:12:27

total: 142 days, 21:11:51

Character Modifiers

[06/06/21 07:47:49] crank [2/4] has challenged dave [208/220] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to crank's clock.
[06/06/21 08:56:58] crank [6/18] has challenged glguy [14/172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to crank's clock.
[06/06/21 09:25:33] iiriix [45/157] has come upon crank [17/29] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:12 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[06/06/21 10:56:54] RussellB [93/195] has challenged crank [48/56] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[06/06/21 17:06:56] dave [52/234] has challenged crank [49/95] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from dave's clock.
[06/06/21 17:38:12] crank [100/102] has challenged elf [188/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to crank's clock.
[06/06/21 21:37:55] crank [96/121] has challenged _sh [193/236] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to crank's clock.
[06/07/21 01:54:44] brycec [17/245] has challenged crank [83/137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to brycec's clock.
[06/07/21 04:27:47] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:52 towards level 21.
[06/07/21 08:26:01] scornn, sid3windr, and A_Dragon [233/550] have team battled crank, Lnk, and sc [27/430] and won! 0 days, 00:03:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/21 08:29:22] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:26 towards level 22.
[06/07/21 08:41:21] HeavyPodda [175/224] has challenged crank [145/159] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/07/21 08:45:51] MadMan [18/58] has challenged crank [57/159] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to MadMan's clock.
[06/07/21 09:20:49] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:46 from level 22.
[06/07/21 09:40:16] crank [140/162] has challenged Asara [2/264] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/07/21 17:45:28] kenyon and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/21 00:36:52] crank [114/162] has challenged kenyon [99/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/08/21 06:57:02] crank [93/226] has challenged pfoley [62/224] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/08/21 14:18:01] crank [49/226] has challenged gildarts [43/172] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/08/21 14:21:32] zgrep [66/176] has challenged crank [206/226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to zgrep's clock.
[06/08/21 22:49:32] crank [189/226] has challenged sam [230/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to crank's clock.
[06/09/21 10:12:11] crank [232/271] has challenged buZz [132/214] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/09/21 11:10:35] gradator [33/264] has challenged crank [27/271] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from gradator's clock.
[06/09/21 13:28:11] krin [77/240] has come upon crank [7/271] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:58 is removed from krin's clock.
[06/09/21 20:35:21] crank was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:51 from level 30.
[06/09/21 21:46:19] crank [5/280] has challenged Stella [132/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to crank's clock.
[06/10/21 11:05:59] nawcom [145/146] has challenged crank [87/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[06/10/21 13:04:53] crank [279/287] has challenged glguy [223/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/10/21 14:52:12] crank [17/287] has come upon kptr [39/319] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:37 is added to crank's clock.
[06/11/21 05:17:41] crank [159/309] has challenged RussellB [274/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to crank's clock.
[06/11/21 14:48:06] caeli [136/342] has come upon crank [79/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:02 is removed from caeli's clock.
[06/11/21 18:32:06] Heisenberg [118/271] has come upon crank [40/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:15:00 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/12/21 01:53:44] crank [31/311] has challenged damyan [31/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/12/21 05:10:53] xbill [240/392] has come upon crank [186/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:27:34 is removed from xbill's clock.
[06/12/21 05:10:53] xbill has dealt crank a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:16:47 is added to crank's clock.
[06/12/21 12:18:07] J-472 [130/218] has challenged crank [87/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from J-472's clock.
[06/12/21 14:23:07] Sombra [0/301] has come upon crank [304/311] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:19 is added to Sombra's clock.
[06/12/21 14:56:23] DrWhax [70/248] has challenged crank [301/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to DrWhax's clock.
[06/13/21 01:43:21] crank [325/334] has challenged Nysdar [311/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/13/21 15:45:25] cfebs [39/146] has challenged crank [263/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to cfebs's clock.
[06/13/21 19:18:05] aqsd [94/375] has challenged crank [271/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to aqsd's clock.
[06/14/21 01:39:04] crank [177/334] has challenged Stella [81/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/15/21 03:37:54] sial [44/305] has challenged crank [180/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to sial's clock.
[06/15/21 05:17:59] crank [343/420] has challenged Centrixx [59/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/15/21 10:06:57] Majak, jacob1, and laama [630/1017] have team battled crank, Yuhno, and Nechayev [169/1019] and won! 0 days, 01:45:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/21 20:04:26] Tangles [253/366] has challenged crank [289/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Tangles's clock.
[06/15/21 21:37:02] bsleep [56/144] has challenged crank [227/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to bsleep's clock.
[06/16/21 01:02:53] crank and zankore have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/21 12:03:54] crank [87/420] has challenged MELOONi [95/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to crank's clock.
[06/17/21 07:05:09] Snarlack, zankore, and crank [117/913] have team battled Asara, FenderQ, and dwfreed [729/921] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/21 19:09:09] Otto [226/344] has challenged crank [4/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Otto's clock.
[06/18/21 08:04:28] crank [242/462] has challenged BUSY [133/264] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/18/21 11:33:33] crank, Fenrik, and gildarts [892/1189] have team battled ubergeek, mordac, and MetaNova [614/874] and won! 0 days, 00:54:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/21 12:05:32] dxrt [14/211] has challenged crank [110/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to dxrt's clock.
[06/18/21 16:16:15] talisein [53/349] has challenged crank [269/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to talisein's clock.
[06/18/21 20:22:19] DrinkyBird [175/283] has come upon crank [202/462] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:12 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/18/21 23:54:02] Bahhumbug [13/310] has challenged crank [331/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[06/19/21 05:29:56] crank, damyan, and dwfreed [938/1144] have team battled Sergio, Stella, and Theleveler [55/1101] and won! 0 days, 04:09:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 22:09:32] crank [230/547] has challenged hax404 [125/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/20/21 10:02:07] Yuhno [276/344] has challenged crank [470/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[06/20/21 19:57:08] dxrt [135/258] has challenged crank [193/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to dxrt's clock.
[06/21/21 07:35:21] crank was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:49 from level 40.
[06/21/21 09:15:18] Ancalagon [158/435] has challenged crank [357/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[06/21/21 14:04:52] crank invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:29 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 22:27:36] FenderQ [102/290] has challenged crank [439/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to FenderQ's clock.
[06/22/21 00:54:53] crank [534/547] has challenged Heisenberg [255/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/22/21 13:45:10] Notir [54/328] has come upon crank [161/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:23 is added to Notir's clock.
[06/23/21 14:11:31] V, Snarlack, and hax404 [16/1150] have team battled Affliction, Khorne, and crank [873/1386] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/21 09:44:01] crank [386/577] has challenged jaxson [126/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/25/21 12:23:17] Ancalagon, jayvee, and V [18/1481] have team battled crank, li, and sial [1020/1241] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/21 16:13:46] anarcat, adamus1red, and crank [690/1295] have team battled Kite, vegadark, and V [41/1262] and won! 0 days, 04:18:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/21 08:45:43] crank met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:55 from level 42.
[06/26/21 18:39:43] crank [366/577] has come upon jokajak [149/187] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:58 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/26/21 23:44:57] crank [273/577] has challenged Affliction [444/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to crank's clock.
[06/27/21 15:35:18] ikex [81/107] has challenged crank [270/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to ikex's clock.
[06/28/21 06:37:47] crank [61/577] has come upon tomhek [265/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:00 is added to crank's clock.
[06/28/21 08:59:27] crank [448/577] has come upon Togra [111/301] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:56:49 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/29/21 07:39:55] pwae [88/377] has challenged crank [295/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/29/21 10:16:14] MELOONi [255/356] has challenged crank [177/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[06/29/21 19:18:13] Iines [380/497] has challenged crank [217/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Iines's clock.
[06/30/21 01:15:12] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:49 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 03:30:24] crank and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/21 09:00:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 0 days, 00:29:21 toward level 43.
[06/30/21 09:33:40] dwfreed [11/437] has challenged crank [102/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/30/21 14:37:38] crank [246/577] has challenged Covid-19 [78/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/01/21 03:45:37] crank [457/577] has come upon Gorek [245/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:33:14 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/01/21 20:14:20] beefnog stole crank's level 93 tunic while they were sleeping! beefnog leaves their old level 38 tunic behind, which crank then takes.
[07/02/21 01:50:40] crank was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:29 from level 44.
[07/03/21 08:11:50] MadMan and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/21 04:12:00] crank [521/530] has challenged kptr [311/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/04/21 12:54:59] V [77/536] has come upon crank [497/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:44 is added to V's clock.
[07/04/21 21:59:19] GyrosGeier, jgn, and crank [512/1362] have team battled ion, Destruia, and Kaani [364/1251] and won! 0 days, 07:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/21 03:09:26] spex [202/316] has come upon crank [217/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:02 is added to spex's clock.
[07/08/21 03:29:06] crank [382/530] has challenged JigmeDatse [186/284] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:55:53 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/08/21 21:16:57] adamus1red [255/398] has challenged crank [418/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:22 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[07/08/21 22:17:10] crank [442/530] has challenged Psilocybe [262/439] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:12:09 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/09/21 02:38:09] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:38 from level 46.
[07/09/21 07:14:07] crank [223/530] has come upon MetaNova [308/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:50 is added to crank's clock.
[07/09/21 08:52:01] kptr [215/435] has challenged crank [471/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to kptr's clock.
[07/09/21 22:17:19] ubergeek, crank, and Quack [480/1222] have team battled Russell, dxrt, and nyuszika7h [930/1031] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/21 14:31:27] crank [522/530] has challenged Algernon [255/461] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:19 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/11/21 20:36:11] quanticle [478/487] has come upon crank [444/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:00 is removed from quanticle's clock.
[07/12/21 04:10:28] crank [445/530] has come upon thornrag [100/336] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:16 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/12/21 13:32:59] crank bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:28 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 00:07:04] crank [242/535] has challenged Asara [46/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/14/21 06:47:06] MadMan, simple, and Globbs [478/1379] have team battled crank, CornFly, and io [1078/1409] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/21 16:20:47] blabber [46/412] has come upon crank [504/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:42:05 is added to blabber's clock.
[07/14/21 22:31:13] crank invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:48 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 10:23:45] crank [20/535] has come upon buzel [39/722] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:52:05 is added to crank's clock.
[07/16/21 00:08:11] crysis [64/275] has challenged crank [47/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from crysis's clock.
[07/16/21 03:51:06] buzel and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/21 15:17:46] Russell [226/606] has challenged crank [460/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Russell's clock.
[07/17/21 05:01:42] crank [176/535] has challenged BastelBot [405/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:09 is added to crank's clock.
[07/17/21 18:15:37] crank [464/535] has come upon jjasghar [66/283] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:15:58 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/18/21 05:39:37] crank and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/21 06:56:12] crank [428/535] has challenged Endust [17/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/19/21 06:39:48] wille [24/25] has challenged crank [64/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to wille's clock.
[07/20/21 05:24:38] crank [441/537] has come upon StalkR [102/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:24:28 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/20/21 07:00:24] rs and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/21 08:54:39] unicron [135/298] has challenged crank [57/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/20/21 10:10:56] jokajak and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/21 11:55:16] MadMan and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/21 21:30:05] crank [291/537] has come upon Ada [124/202] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:15:20 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/22/21 02:37:27] crank found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:30 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 04:21:24] crank, Puff, and bg [36/1329] have team battled TauPan, nyuszika7h, and Theleveler [1108/1226] and lost! 0 days, 04:35:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/21 06:14:30] crank got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:43 from level 48.
[07/23/21 00:10:38] westoR [22/92] has challenged crank [146/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to westoR's clock.
[07/23/21 09:41:05] crank [38/675] has challenged StalkR [339/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to crank's clock.
[07/24/21 05:02:56] crank reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crank's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/21 05:16:41] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:57 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 21:46:54] crank found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:29 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 22:42:27] pastly [216/286] has challenged crank [278/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to pastly's clock.
[07/27/21 21:20:26] Asara [38/365] has come upon crank [617/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:58 is added to Asara's clock.
[07/29/21 12:48:34] munkis and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/21 19:03:00] womblecat, rfc2549, and Russell [1183/1207] have team battled HellSpawn, postikana, and crank [230/1324] and won! 0 days, 00:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/21 04:11:13] KindOne, crank, and DirtyVader [156/1440] have team battled cfebs, anarcat, and J-472 [574/1378] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/21 04:23:42] crank, edk, and RussellB [163/1554] have team battled Tenorman, damyan, and pandakekok [252/1073] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/21 18:31:15] Yuhno [174/405] has challenged crank [426/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[08/01/21 03:53:46] crank [352/677] has challenged nya [314/753] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:23 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/01/21 07:21:56] crank [146/677] has challenged Syloq [94/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/01/21 08:54:48] crank [258/677] has challenged Puff [27/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:09:46 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/02/21 03:31:00] Nechayev, SCSi, and Sherpard2 [1208/1638] have team battled pyre, crank, and Zaratustra [667/1630] and won! 0 days, 00:16:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/21 19:01:56] cremefresh [396/479] has challenged crank [38/677] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:47:52 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[08/03/21 00:05:01] crank [28/677] has come upon bsleep [407/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:10:30 is added to crank's clock.
[08/04/21 13:16:29] Andrio and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/21 19:55:57] Sorin [31/211] has challenged crank [221/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Sorin's clock.
[08/05/21 18:38:31] yano [106/168] has challenged crank [224/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to yano's clock.
[08/05/21 19:17:37] fattrat [362/465] has challenged crank [439/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/07/21 03:47:55] edk and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/21 04:46:01] meti, cornfeedhobo, and popey [288/1133] have team battled average, crank, and Hirion [1080/1555] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/21 05:07:24] munkis [280/437] has challenged crank [18/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from munkis's clock.
[08/07/21 23:28:54] crank [400/677] has challenged hockpa2e [178/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:55 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/09/21 05:07:21] gdm [158/557] has come upon crank [463/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:48:57 is added to gdm's clock.
[08/09/21 05:56:49] crank [116/677] has challenged bagels [35/377] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/10/21 07:00:09] crank and jgn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/21 11:13:23] A_Dragon [453/610] has come upon crank [196/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:25:54 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[08/10/21 20:00:27] crank and V have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/21 21:35:03] krin [196/396] has come upon crank [562/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:10:54 is added to krin's clock.
[08/11/21 07:08:05] JigmeDatse [107/303] has challenged crank [254/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[08/12/21 00:12:58] jayvee [348/592] has come upon crank [55/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:21:27 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[08/12/21 07:44:09] TheSilentLink [80/207] has challenged crank [468/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/12/21 18:54:03] MetaNova [275/385] has challenged crank [11/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:00:09 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[08/12/21 20:47:36] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:21 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 05:22:59] crank [141/677] has come upon rs [377/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:28 is added to crank's clock.
[08/14/21 08:02:04] allo [317/559] has challenged crank [529/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:49:32 is added to allo's clock.
[08/14/21 10:47:57] simple [453/859] has come upon crank [368/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:01:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/15/21 15:58:02] crank [0/677] has come upon Hirion [161/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:00 is added to crank's clock.
[08/15/21 19:58:54] Syloq, Bluedog, and xbill [1534/1678] have team battled MadMan, Destruia, and crank [761/1532] and won! 0 days, 22:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/21 21:36:52] crank [470/677] has come upon jjasghar [138/369] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:57:53 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/15/21 22:10:14] crank [102/677] has challenged vectr0n [320/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:21 is added to crank's clock.
[08/17/21 07:19:47] JamCow [397/517] has challenged crank [636/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:54 is added to JamCow's clock.
[08/18/21 01:15:23] crank [143/715] has challenged AlexS [236/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to crank's clock.
[08/18/21 02:45:31] Kronan stole crank's level 38 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Kronan leaves their old level 10 set of leggings behind, which crank then takes.
[08/18/21 08:58:17] jacob1, shikhin, and laama [454/1324] have team battled elf, JigmeDatse, and crank [394/1602] and won! 0 days, 12:11:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/21 03:11:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 2 days, 06:20:39 toward level 52.
[08/19/21 04:14:00] crank died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:08:36 from level 52.
[08/19/21 10:16:27] crank got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:11 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 12:13:35] crank discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:45 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 10:14:24] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:57:07 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 16:45:24] CaseDorsett [6/227] has challenged crank [587/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to CaseDorsett's clock.
[08/24/21 19:11:27] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:22 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 23:58:44] crank and Sirius have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 07:17:46] meti, el, and misha [995/1376] have team battled iiriix, crank, and Hirion [1238/1579] and lost! 1 day, 01:29:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/21 12:00:02] PiotrekD, crank, and dwfreed [1610/1821] have team battled simple, BUSY, and li [143/1684] and won! 0 days, 02:07:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 20:29:29] crank [710/750] has challenged zbe [143/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/30/21 18:17:27] munkis and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 09:56:15] Faradome, sc, and Beefcan [879/1708] have team battled elf, Syloq, and crank [518/1848] and won! 0 days, 15:01:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/21 10:41:56] crank [477/750] has challenged aqsd [251/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:35:55 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/01/21 19:44:05] Paganel [159/515] has challenged crank [670/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:18 is added to Paganel's clock.
[09/02/21 12:58:49] sc, CaseDorsett, and HeavyPodda [1237/1546] have team battled iiriix, crank, and unicron [429/1622] and won! 0 days, 01:52:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/21 14:48:10] crank [409/750] has come upon ShinobiChileno [194/384] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:08:17 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/03/21 01:53:28] CrashOverride [490/616] has come upon crank [331/750] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:11:28 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[09/03/21 11:24:59] kptr, meti, and Centrixx [1145/1373] have team battled crank, clubbprez, and bananaboat [485/1278] and won! 2 days, 00:27:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/21 02:46:49] crank discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:56 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 00:02:52] crank and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 08:23:23] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:03 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 08:36:59] scumola [33/256] has challenged crank [266/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to scumola's clock.
[09/05/21 11:48:29] Disruptor [250/394] has come upon crank [506/750] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:21 is added to Disruptor's clock.
[09/05/21 15:58:53] QinWentian [130/216] has challenged crank [248/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to QinWentian's clock.
[09/06/21 04:27:23] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:54 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 06:09:16] crank [446/750] has challenged talisein [361/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:34 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/06/21 20:53:29] crank [302/750] has challenged Wolf [489/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to crank's clock.
[09/07/21 16:57:20] crank and Covid-19 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/21 05:45:03] crank and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/21 23:57:59] TheSilentLink stole crank's level 53 pair of boots while they were sleeping! TheSilentLink leaves their old level 33 pair of boots behind, which crank then takes.
[09/10/21 00:33:04] V [395/589] has come upon crank [256/728] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:50:50 is removed from V's clock.
[09/10/21 00:56:57] misha, Yuhno, and starlink [1272/1289] have team battled Wolf, xbill, and crank [1133/1949] and won! 1 day, 06:18:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/21 06:25:14] crank and buzzzzz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/21 07:28:27] xbill [469/636] has challenged crank [226/728] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from xbill's clock.
[09/12/21 10:08:44] Misza [841/905] has come upon crank [490/728] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:54:18 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/13/21 10:16:16] elf, crank, and Platonides [301/1901] have team battled spex, MetaNova, and O[_] [22/1313] and won! 0 days, 09:25:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/21 07:50:02] crank, Mlajzuk, and TimWolla [279/1716] have team battled Puff, Togra, and cfjk [1592/1597] and lost! 0 days, 13:51:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 13:56:51] coding_monk, cfjk, and bananaboat [452/1114] have team battled dave, Vroomfondel, and crank [1095/1725] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 17:56:40] rs and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/21 22:00:53] crank [167/728] has challenged Togra [608/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:59 is added to crank's clock.
[09/16/21 05:40:37] crank [87/728] has challenged O[_] [26/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:32:23 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/17/21 13:43:01] crank got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:56 from level 54.
[09/17/21 19:13:13] t3chn0 [69/538] has come upon crank [341/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:35 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[09/17/21 22:58:24] crank discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:54 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 00:51:13] crank [223/728] has challenged JeDa [346/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:00:09 is added to crank's clock.
[09/18/21 13:57:43] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:06 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 15:04:37] crank fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:02:48 from level 54.
[09/20/21 11:46:21] crank EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:04 from level 54.
[09/20/21 14:23:29] pyre [474/534] has challenged crank [396/728] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from pyre's clock.
[09/20/21 21:51:42] crank and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/21 05:33:19] crank [451/728] has challenged RussellB [677/759] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to crank's clock.
[09/22/21 09:59:43] Bkid [394/453] has come upon crank [695/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:51 is added to Bkid's clock.
[09/22/21 23:36:48] crank [474/728] has challenged xbill [636/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:49:07 is added to crank's clock.
[09/23/21 03:22:22] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:33:44 towards level 55.
[09/23/21 04:47:49] crank [26/728] has come upon nyuszika7h [119/557] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:33:50 is added to crank's clock.
[09/24/21 09:46:16] hdm [94/675] has challenged crank [21/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:19:35 is removed from hdm's clock.
[09/25/21 08:27:47] mrmonday [492/533] has challenged crank [78/728] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from mrmonday's clock.
[09/25/21 15:17:11] crank discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:12 towards level 55.
[09/25/21 21:28:09] nyuszika7h [217/557] has come upon crank [264/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:06:38 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[09/26/21 08:48:25] Togra [648/654] has come upon crank [242/728] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:10 is removed from Togra's clock.
[09/27/21 11:40:22] MrMagoo [61/236] has challenged crank [196/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[09/28/21 04:07:07] crank and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 19:41:57] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:30 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 01:23:45] crank [2/728] has come upon Affliction [303/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:55:20 is added to crank's clock.
[09/29/21 01:37:20] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:00 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 13:21:39] bsleep and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/21 02:55:47] crank set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:25:44 from level 55.
[09/30/21 11:46:30] hdm [98/675] has come upon crank [281/728] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:15:12 is added to hdm's clock.
[10/01/21 09:39:44] cryptolightning [103/387] has come upon crank [182/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:18 is added to cryptolightning's clock.
[10/01/21 15:57:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 5 days, 15:55:52 toward level 55.
[10/01/21 23:17:47] buyoq [188/385] has challenged crank [679/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to buyoq's clock.
[10/03/21 01:46:55] JamCow and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/21 05:13:16] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:11 towards level 55.
[10/03/21 05:15:25] crank got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:40 from level 55.
[10/03/21 13:45:04] AlexS, zifnab06, and cfjk [59/1087] have team battled crank, Lord255, and Chuck [1379/1608] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/21 19:43:46] crank broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:52 from level 55.
[10/04/21 03:10:17] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:38 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 08:12:03] pwae [513/522] has challenged crank [665/728] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/04/21 16:41:51] crank met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:01 from level 55.
[10/05/21 09:40:37] Algernon [102/507] has challenged crank [0/728] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Algernon's clock.
[10/05/21 15:52:46] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:25 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 19:49:33] crank [21/728] has challenged Yuhno [310/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to crank's clock.
[10/07/21 23:57:22] hax404 [31/414] has come upon crank [275/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:43:23 is added to hax404's clock.
[10/08/21 05:55:10] crank was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:46:30 from level 56.
[10/08/21 17:49:13] crank [408/728] has challenged Cirdan [208/490] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:58:12 is removed from crank's clock.
[10/09/21 01:33:00] BUSY, Phil, and O[_] [1347/1523] have team battled nawcom, keepermurph, and crank [780/1590] and won! 0 days, 14:49:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/21 18:51:20] Chuck [88/491] has challenged crank [426/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Chuck's clock.
[10/10/21 20:44:23] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:50 towards level 56.
[10/12/21 19:23:48] crank sharpened the edge of their weapon! crank's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/21 05:28:05] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:22 towards level 56.
[10/15/21 00:19:21] crank [575/745] has come upon wille [21/426] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:20:02 is removed from crank's clock.
[10/15/21 17:07:12] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:54 towards level 56.
[10/16/21 01:02:37] dwfreed [828/957] has come upon crank [295/745] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:52:48 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/16/21 02:33:57] crank saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:00 from level 56.
[10/16/21 05:59:57] crank [558/745] has come upon Forud [497/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:53:20 is removed from crank's clock.
[10/16/21 18:21:45] vegadark [178/592] has come upon crank [605/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:59 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/17/21 04:49:51] PiotrekD and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/21 10:24:28] DrinkyBird [178/467] has challenged crank [464/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:43:02 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/21/21 09:20:51] NorthCore, sc, and Nechayev [1218/1831] have team battled Visse, crank, and cornfeedhobo [199/1497] and won! 0 days, 05:42:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/21 17:58:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 1 day, 18:07:11 toward level 56.
[10/21/21 22:53:22] crank and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/21 03:33:36] Lnk [856/916] has come upon crank [225/745] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:26:43 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/22/21 04:42:40] kline [14/585] has challenged crank [661/745] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:25:25 is added to kline's clock.
[10/22/21 05:42:53] crank [412/745] has challenged heisenbug [474/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:23 is added to crank's clock.
[10/23/21 04:20:45] crank misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:25 from level 56.
[10/23/21 05:47:50] Bkid [374/430] has challenged crank [443/745] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:42:24 is added to Bkid's clock.
[10/23/21 08:28:02] crank [608/745] has challenged caeli [169/432] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from crank's clock.
[10/23/21 08:48:24] Bkid [312/430] has challenged crank [607/745] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:12:03 is added to Bkid's clock.
[10/23/21 09:16:06] crank [403/745] has come upon Susumurata [112/172] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:15:34 is removed from crank's clock.
[10/24/21 01:18:09] MetaNova, buzel, crank, and MELOONi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/21 07:38:36] Affliction and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/21 21:37:36] HeavyPodda, Bkid, and JigmeDatse [230/1394] have team battled crank, Susumurata, and edk [1023/1781] and lost! 2 days, 08:03:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 23:34:54] crank broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:08:48 from level 57.
[10/29/21 02:04:50] pants [136/610] has come upon crank [331/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:34:13 is added to pants's clock.
[10/30/21 23:33:04] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:09:52 from level 57.
[10/31/21 12:56:15] omero and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 20:01:37] crank, hiding, and edk [57/2001] have team battled unicron, Scorpio, and Wolf [339/1131] and lost! 0 days, 08:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/21 00:23:26] rs and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/21 11:25:20] crank and Nysdar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/21 04:37:18] crank [172/749] has challenged Tangles [20/594] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:59 is removed from crank's clock.
[11/04/21 00:46:21] crank [230/749] has challenged tsr [326/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:01:40 is added to crank's clock.
[11/05/21 13:34:34] crank lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:00 from level 57.
[11/05/21 15:54:19] crank [553/749] has challenged soltys [292/514] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:36 is removed from crank's clock.
[11/05/21 22:45:21] crank was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:24:28 from level 57.
[11/06/21 00:47:19] crank fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:21 from level 57.
[11/07/21 22:14:09] QinWentian [12/418] has challenged crank [417/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to QinWentian's clock.
[11/08/21 22:31:25] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:15 towards level 57.
[11/09/21 02:22:57] Notir [406/562] has come upon crank [697/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:54:12 is added to Notir's clock.
[11/09/21 02:45:44] crank [662/755] has challenged iiriix [219/410] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from crank's clock.
[11/10/21 02:57:28] Lord255 [175/424] has come upon crank [716/755] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:14:40 is added to Lord255's clock.
[11/14/21 04:11:35] Faradome, adamus1red, and crank [775/1755] have team battled RussellB, soltys, and Hirion [407/1930] and won! 0 days, 07:46:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 00:13:13] mgr [106/255] has challenged crank [347/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to mgr's clock.
[11/15/21 01:01:09] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:39 towards level 58.
[11/15/21 20:44:30] Quack [354/554] has challenged crank [461/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:54:26 is added to Quack's clock.
[11/17/21 23:45:11] Ankhers [404/625] has come upon crank [600/755] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:28:54 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[11/18/21 23:02:18] fattrat [287/530] has challenged crank [241/755] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:00:40 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/19/21 17:06:11] crank [538/755] has challenged cremefresh [139/709] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:30:11 is removed from crank's clock.
[11/19/21 17:06:11] crank has dealt cremefresh a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:40:38 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[11/20/21 03:08:18] crank [565/755] has challenged Bahhumbug [171/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:12:46 is removed from crank's clock.
[11/20/21 09:09:35] fattrat [145/530] has challenged crank [14/755] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:38:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/20/21 13:10:24] apb [708/841] has challenged crank [254/755] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:26:26 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/21/21 07:42:24] Melon [210/526] has challenged crank [364/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Melon's clock.
[11/22/21 00:47:32] fattrat, scumola, and crank [884/1726] have team battled Tor, Algernon, and mordac [944/1439] and lost! 1 day, 10:01:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/21 15:25:15] coding_monk [69/440] has come upon crank [374/755] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:07:43 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[11/25/21 02:22:17] dCLCp [119/156] has challenged crank [567/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to dCLCp's clock.
[11/27/21 07:51:25] CompanionCube, bobvador, and crank [827/2200] have team battled MistahKel, pwae, and sbp [1081/1558] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/21 17:58:45] Faradome [238/487] has challenged crank [476/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:32:37 is added to Faradome's clock.
[11/30/21 10:02:24] crank [661/755] has challenged soltys [304/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:38:08 is removed from crank's clock.
[12/01/21 09:30:36] keepermurph [142/399] has come upon crank [552/755] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:46 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/01/21 15:39:00] Phil [357/674] has come upon crank [666/755] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:11:19 is added to Phil's clock.
[12/01/21 15:41:07] crank [123/755] has come upon Sherpard2 [455/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:13 is added to crank's clock.
[12/02/21 08:53:22] crank reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crank's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/21 22:09:36] crank and zankore have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 03:27:03] crank [303/757] has come upon The_Decryptor [737/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:25 is added to crank's clock.
[12/04/21 07:26:17] allo, "\@_, and crank [980/1953] have team battled Alys, sc, and omero [145/2020] and won! 0 days, 02:32:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/21 08:36:50] crank learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:11 towards level 58.
[12/04/21 16:54:07] crank [696/757] has challenged vegadark [291/702] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from crank's clock.
[12/06/21 20:58:34] crank was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:39:00 from level 59.
[12/06/21 22:33:42] crank [231/757] has challenged jacob1 [209/940] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:31:44 is removed from crank's clock.
[12/07/21 14:18:32] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:22 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 06:52:26] crank got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:02 towards level 59.
[12/10/21 22:09:21] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:09:00 from level 59.
[12/11/21 07:54:02] crank burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! crank's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/21 21:04:20] crank and VOID have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 05:13:46] crank [523/750] has come upon res0nat0r [207/244] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:40:25 is removed from crank's clock.
[12/12/21 05:39:10] crank and KaterinaUwU have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 12:19:34] crank was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:18:26 from level 59.
[12/12/21 13:32:50] crank [314/750] has come upon Techman [838/855] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:06:40 is added to crank's clock.
[12/13/21 07:02:17] Nechayev, crank, and bobvador [1187/2013] have team battled pants, Lord255, and Wolf [831/1714] and won! 1 day, 20:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 09:46:36] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:23 towards level 59.
[12/14/21 15:58:24] crank, Jens, and gildarts [1264/1683] have team battled Psilocybe, shikhin, and JackyB [1481/1569] and lost! 1 day, 14:17:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/21 16:41:09] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:04 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 05:14:48] crank [301/750] has challenged mordac [133/510] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:33:53 is removed from crank's clock.
[12/15/21 14:09:30] crank [180/750] has come upon Thorael [333/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:41:45 is added to crank's clock.
[12/17/21 07:40:57] crank was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:06 from level 59.
[12/18/21 02:05:43] crank and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/21 19:27:43] ChowderKeg [559/687] has challenged crank [648/750] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[12/19/21 22:21:34] hare [99/579] has challenged crank [100/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to hare's clock.
[12/20/21 01:38:42] Kritzefitz [91/650] has challenged crank [153/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:00:10 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[12/20/21 04:17:58] crank learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:30 towards level 59.
[12/20/21 09:40:17] crank [20/750] has challenged Forud [492/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:07 is added to crank's clock.
[12/21/21 01:29:10] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:39 towards level 59.
[12/21/21 03:03:44] csc2ya [356/653] has challenged crank [501/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[12/21/21 19:06:05] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:43 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 21:34:59] Arch, Lnk, and aqsd [1772/2085] have team battled crank, Bolded, and kptr [1622/1741] and won! 4 days, 12:26:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 21:50:20] unicron, gegenschein, and JamCow [1219/1846] have team battled crank, judahnator, and Xenthys [876/1513] and won! 0 days, 05:21:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 22:39:35] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:27 towards level 59.
[12/23/21 06:37:09] sheu [209/729] has come upon crank [605/750] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:29:32 is added to sheu's clock.
[12/23/21 16:19:22] crank, pfoley, and "\@_ [1791/1993] have team battled O[_], mgr, and Feoh [208/1726] and won! 0 days, 12:27:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 14:47:07] sparogy, kptr, and crank [767/1713] have team battled Russell, Abe, and mgr [1190/1763] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/21 23:37:08] crank [213/750] has challenged MistahKel [556/838] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to crank's clock.
[12/26/21 19:10:48] crank [253/750] has challenged sparogy [368/427] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:56:42 is added to crank's clock.
[12/27/21 23:27:49] jaxson, fattrat, and crank [1127/1747] have team battled kinus, misha, and Destruia [1214/1286] and lost! 0 days, 19:52:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/21 04:05:54] crank met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:48:30 from level 60.
[12/29/21 09:28:23] Kritzefitz stole crank's level 63 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Kritzefitz leaves their old level 27 set of leggings behind, which crank then takes.
[12/29/21 17:24:54] bsleep [357/689] has challenged crank [451/710] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:52:24 is added to bsleep's clock.
[12/31/21 09:02:32] cadfael, kinus, and spex [1317/1368] have team battled zankore, KindOne, and crank [42/1819] and won! 0 days, 17:53:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/22 15:52:58] crank lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:06:52 from level 60.
[01/01/22 19:07:19] crank and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 12:08:43] crank learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:41:57 towards level 60.
[01/02/22 20:58:00] Thorael, crank, and pyre [778/2184] have team battled gradator, iiriix, and bananaboat [1582/1794] and lost! 1 day, 08:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/22 19:27:47] valek [0/1] has challenged crank [507/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to valek's clock.
[01/04/22 11:34:41] Kritzefitz [510/700] has come upon crank [349/710] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:07:43 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[01/04/22 14:52:43] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:26:35 towards level 60.
[01/05/22 12:39:06] crank [4/710] has come upon blackroot [317/557] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:02:04 is added to crank's clock.
[01/05/22 14:39:01] bsleep, Lenny_, and Paganel [501/1780] have team battled crank, tsr, and chiastre [513/2099] and lost! 3 days, 23:00:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/22 22:57:52] JamCow stole crank's level 58 helm while they were sleeping! JamCow leaves their old level 52 helm behind, which crank then takes.
[01/06/22 00:07:24] Alys, Ungoliant, and Affliction [237/1678] have team battled unicron, crank, and BastelBot [1217/1877] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/22 01:08:59] crysis, aqsd, and dwfreed [281/2288] have team battled Nysdar, crank, and heisenbug [1647/1837] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/22 04:24:43] scumola [146/474] has challenged crank [125/704] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:43:55 is removed from scumola's clock.
[01/07/22 13:53:42] Alarien [71/498] has come upon crank [280/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:36:14 is added to Alarien's clock.
[01/10/22 05:47:21] Abe [395/434] has challenged crank [658/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/11/22 10:04:30] crank was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:28:38 from level 60.
[01/11/22 18:11:51] eising [2/555] has come upon crank [479/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:22:32 is added to eising's clock.
[01/11/22 18:14:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 16 days, 21:16:49 toward level 60.
[01/12/22 10:55:15] crank [669/716] has challenged dwfreed [448/1004] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:52:07 is removed from crank's clock.
[01/14/22 03:35:37] crank and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/22 04:42:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed crank with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 12:16:50 from level 60.
[01/17/22 12:19:53] vegadark [231/691] has challenged crank [301/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:24:16 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/19/22 06:21:28] Tenorman [511/829] has challenged crank [144/719] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/19/22 14:22:29] crank broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:43:31 from level 60.
[01/20/22 13:09:46] crank found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:16:47 towards level 60.
[01/21/22 17:58:08] crank and Covid-19 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/22 19:40:49] Disruptor [180/871] has challenged crank [104/719] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:01:10 is removed from Disruptor's clock.
[01/21/22 21:38:52] Fenrik [115/770] has come upon crank [156/719] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:33:28 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[01/22/22 13:49:24] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:55:47 from level 60.
[01/23/22 07:48:00] ion [85/673] has challenged crank [154/719] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:07:23 is added to ion's clock.
[01/23/22 08:06:42] crank misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:32:08 from level 60.
[01/24/22 01:27:03] crank stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:24 towards level 60.
[01/24/22 12:53:41] crank [257/719] has challenged pants [521/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:20:12 is added to crank's clock.
[01/24/22 16:09:58] crank and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/22 04:00:00] crank misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:46:26 from level 60.
[01/26/22 09:17:49] yano [13/522] has challenged crank [23/719] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to yano's clock.
[01/26/22 17:24:48] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:45 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 01:26:08] crank and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/22 22:06:47] crank [210/719] has challenged Sokar [350/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:05 is added to crank's clock.
[02/01/22 01:07:21] theZoMBiE [54/554] has challenged crank [506/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:00 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/01/22 11:09:24] crank [483/719] has challenged blabber [196/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:22:58 is removed from crank's clock.
[02/01/22 15:06:36] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:15 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 09:58:39] crank [317/719] has challenged elf [247/616] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from crank's clock.
[02/03/22 10:43:50] nya, sam, and Hirion [1581/2035] have team battled Fenrik, blabber, and crank [434/2062] and won! 0 days, 11:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/22 15:21:25] crank invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:15:38 towards level 61.
[02/06/22 14:56:20] crank [284/719] has come upon TauPan [438/600] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:42:08 is added to crank's clock.
[02/06/22 16:48:23] ChowderKeg, crank, and Gorek [1846/2320] have team battled tswsl, pwae, and DrinkyBird [17/1944] and won! 0 days, 14:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/22 17:27:21] crank and Lord255 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/22 21:16:36] io, crank, and Hirion [589/1964] have team battled CompanionCube, Misza, and coding_monk [536/2189] and won! 0 days, 13:49:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/22 18:30:50] dwfreed [657/1000] has come upon crank [552/719] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:01:59 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/07/22 18:30:50] dwfreed has dealt crank a Critical Strike! 6 days, 05:05:36 is added to crank's clock.
[02/08/22 20:37:47] pyre [499/564] has come upon crank [687/719] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:28:51 is added to pyre's clock.
[02/09/22 01:06:07] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:15:23 towards level 61.
[02/09/22 08:30:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed crank with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 16:57:06 from level 61.
[02/10/22 03:49:10] Algernon [57/486] has challenged crank [357/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:36 is added to Algernon's clock.
[02/10/22 16:50:05] crank got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:06:01 towards level 61.
[02/10/22 17:42:46] Psilocybe, vegadark, and gildarts [813/1851] have team battled elf, bobvador, and crank [1199/2082] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/22 07:55:52] Bluedog and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/22 00:01:58] soltys [357/649] has challenged crank [602/719] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:56:53 is added to soltys's clock.
[02/13/22 15:04:47] crank [45/719] has challenged gildarts [275/472] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:14:23 is added to crank's clock.
[02/13/22 18:28:46] crank and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/22 19:59:39] Gorek and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/22 21:23:20] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:11:14 towards level 61.
[02/15/22 03:57:39] crank broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:13:26 from level 61.
[02/17/22 18:19:19] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:53:05 towards level 61.
[02/17/22 22:55:14] crank [633/719] has come upon buzel [245/793] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:53:22 is removed from crank's clock.
[02/18/22 09:19:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 10 days, 18:41:12 toward level 61.
[02/18/22 11:11:09] BUSY, MadMan, and crank [792/1636] have team battled Theleveler, d4n13L, and Kritzefitz [1047/1898] and lost! 0 days, 14:16:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/22 10:47:23] starlink, crank, and Lord255 [1540/2019] have team battled nyuszika7h, Hex, and pfoley [1405/1541] and won! 1 day, 06:03:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/22 02:57:51] Ferris [231/330] has challenged crank [400/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Ferris's clock.
[02/22/22 15:18:39] JamCow and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/22 03:48:26] crank [54/719] has challenged crysis [179/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:25:25 is added to crank's clock.
[02/23/22 13:00:32] krin [124/925] has challenged crank [406/719] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to krin's clock.
[02/25/22 07:12:04] crank, rs, and xbill [1762/1953] have team battled Algernon, Alys, and TauPan [309/1831] and won! 0 days, 01:33:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 03:09:31] crank, megubyte, and Fenrik [2050/2165] have team battled blackroot, Algernon, and Ferris [426/1464] and won! 1 day, 13:51:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 11:37:30] VOID and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 01:31:40] crank found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:17 towards level 61.
[02/27/22 18:09:34] crank [34/719] has challenged drahthaar [376/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:13 is added to crank's clock.
[02/28/22 14:22:05] crank and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/22 02:22:19] crank invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:37 towards level 61.
[03/01/22 17:16:57] crank [82/719] has come upon csc2ya [563/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:54 is added to crank's clock.
[03/01/22 19:31:37] crank lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:36 from level 61.
[03/02/22 03:20:46] crank [337/719] has challenged solarsparq [509/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:03 is added to crank's clock.
[03/03/22 11:42:52] crank [309/722] has challenged ZOTTA [133/256] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:39:56 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/04/22 16:25:47] heisenbug and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/22 18:32:27] crank fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:43:10 from level 62.
[03/06/22 04:36:59] nawcom stole crank's level 43 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! nawcom leaves their old level 40 pair of gloves behind, which crank then takes.
[03/07/22 14:13:21] Tangles [101/773] has challenged crank [76/719] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:44:09 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[03/07/22 14:13:21] In the fierce battle, crank dropped their level 40 pair of gloves! Tangles picks it up, tossing their old level 37 pair of gloves to crank.
[03/07/22 19:15:42] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:15:26 towards level 62.
[03/08/22 09:08:23] jaxson, zifnab06, Svetland, and crank have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/22 17:29:27] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:54 towards level 62.
[03/09/22 14:30:02] krin [207/925] has come upon crank [232/716] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:45:28 is added to krin's clock.
[03/10/22 04:06:45] crank fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:24:32 from level 62.
[03/11/22 20:21:50] Disruptor, "\@_, crank, and Bolded have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/22 09:38:15] tmberg [530/813] has challenged crank [354/716] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[03/13/22 08:41:39] crank [489/716] has challenged cfjk [280/486] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:13:14 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/14/22 01:13:31] crank [199/716] has come upon Disruptor [611/874] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:16:17 is added to crank's clock.
[03/14/22 14:53:15] Tabmow [19/28] has challenged crank [580/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[03/14/22 18:08:14] Nysdar, crank, and jaxson [1640/1711] have team battled Alarien, Paganel, and Nuae [196/1820] and won! 0 days, 00:40:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/22 04:35:01] style [199/512] has challenged crank [137/716] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from style's clock.
[03/16/22 06:55:08] SSLbits [152/391] has challenged crank [163/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:11 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/16/22 13:56:30] buyoq [611/898] has challenged crank [372/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:38 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[03/16/22 18:57:36] crank [294/716] has challenged V [565/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:13:16 is added to crank's clock.
[03/17/22 02:59:13] crank [46/716] has challenged sam [447/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:16:19 is added to crank's clock.
[03/17/22 03:45:11] crank, bsleep, and Malvolio [1675/1882] have team battled Khorne, gegenschein, and HellSpawn [512/2398] and won! 0 days, 06:10:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/22 14:35:25] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:37 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 02:35:24] heisenbug and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 04:58:29] soltys, crank, and kline [126/1899] have team battled Ferris, Puff, and ToHellWithGA [1811/2295] and lost! 2 days, 01:04:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/22 15:40:39] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:05 from level 62.
[03/18/22 20:50:01] crank [550/716] has come upon StalkR [487/752] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:41:02 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/18/22 22:57:24] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:49 towards level 62.
[03/20/22 22:44:34] crank invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:09 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 01:45:01] crank [439/716] has come upon yNos [231/552] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:55:59 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/23/22 06:03:49] crank, Sario, crysis, and kline have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/22 08:36:24] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:37 towards level 62.
[03/24/22 15:21:58] crank [224/720] has come upon shikhin [199/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:58 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/25/22 03:38:39] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:35 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 21:46:02] Aksej [441/557] has challenged crank [706/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:43:16 is added to Aksej's clock.
[03/25/22 21:46:32] crank [186/720] has challenged Sorin [426/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to crank's clock.
[03/26/22 06:42:47] xbill [122/1032] has come upon crank [562/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:04:51 is added to xbill's clock.
[03/27/22 01:51:40] elf [291/597] has challenged crank [37/720] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:15:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/27/22 04:51:22] crank [450/720] has come upon herald [314/627] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:09:41 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/29/22 02:01:17] Sario [144/485] has challenged crank [282/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:32 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/29/22 08:32:59] crank was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:01:37 from level 63.
[03/31/22 06:55:20] crank [183/720] has come upon JigmeDatse [36/612] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:13:38 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/31/22 10:38:13] crank [447/720] has come upon texke [492/718] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:27:37 is added to crank's clock.
[03/31/22 12:52:39] Asara, apb, and drahthaar [1463/1896] have team battled vegadark, crank, and Arch [1137/2265] and won! 0 days, 03:48:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/22 17:03:37] crank fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! crank's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/22 21:58:57] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:26:12 towards level 63.
[04/01/22 10:17:38] crank [280/706] has challenged Destruia [228/724] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:47:34 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/01/22 10:17:38] In the fierce battle, Destruia dropped their level 53 pair of gloves! crank picks it up, tossing their old level 37 pair of gloves to Destruia.
[04/02/22 03:21:13] crank [47/723] has challenged Varjatticus [82/508] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:27:49 is added to crank's clock.
[04/03/22 03:51:38] crank learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:17:42 from level 63.
[04/03/22 04:46:26] crank [227/723] has challenged TimWolla [69/860] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:41:59 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/03/22 06:46:49] thornrag [589/651] has challenged crank [248/723] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:48:01 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[04/03/22 17:47:22] crank was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:12:33 from level 63.
[04/04/22 05:38:53] Algernon, Affliction, and crank [1166/1866] have team battled Tabmow, Tenorman, and Drin [1561/2123] and lost! 2 days, 19:53:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/22 20:15:15] zcy [117/156] has challenged crank [390/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to zcy's clock.
[04/05/22 03:35:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 23 days, 05:32:54 toward level 63.
[04/05/22 07:28:06] KaitoDaumoto [10/37] has challenged crank [288/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to KaitoDaumoto's clock.
[04/07/22 09:16:59] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:40 towards level 63.
[04/07/22 12:11:45] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:34 towards level 63.
[04/09/22 03:46:21] TheGreatest [165/300] has challenged crank [250/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to TheGreatest's clock.
[04/10/22 08:18:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 2 days, 05:58:38 toward level 63.
[04/10/22 14:04:22] crank [27/723] has come upon Syloq [489/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:41:15 is added to crank's clock.
[04/10/22 15:30:14] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:06 towards level 63.
[04/11/22 23:47:46] Jaxxsinn [227/276] has challenged crank [22/723] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:00 is removed from Jaxxsinn's clock.
[04/12/22 11:41:39] crank [278/723] has challenged Carl [507/640] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to crank's clock.
[04/12/22 13:14:49] crank [357/723] has challenged Nuae [384/556] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:12:05 is added to crank's clock.
[04/12/22 23:16:48] Centrixx [240/786] has challenged crank [668/723] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:59:00 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[04/13/22 13:52:50] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:38:41 towards level 64.
[04/14/22 15:18:01] canton7, crank, and StalkR [1405/1929] have team battled scumola, pants, and kline [448/2064] and won! 4 days, 20:23:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/22 10:54:50] idleneutral [173/469] has challenged crank [217/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[04/15/22 18:57:12] omn0mn0m [215/219] has challenged crank [619/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to omn0mn0m's clock.
[04/16/22 00:18:11] vegadark [33/927] has come upon crank [531/723] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:24:32 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/16/22 06:56:21] Pricey, Jaxxsinn, and jayvee [543/1612] have team battled style, crank, and Gorek [1457/2176] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/22 17:31:06] Lord255, Fam0r, and Tenorman [73/2124] have team battled Nechayev, crank, and signofzeta [1456/1957] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 00:21:28] idlegood, kinus, and t3chn0 [1438/1697] have team battled crank, sheu, and Gorek [1304/2245] and won! 0 days, 00:41:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/22 02:58:39] crank has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:11:14 from level 64.
[04/17/22 10:40:35] allo [298/636] has challenged crank [577/723] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:08:27 is added to allo's clock.
[04/17/22 13:35:40] crank [44/723] has come upon StalkR [298/553] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:33:11 is added to crank's clock.
[04/17/22 19:41:34] crank fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:50:31 from level 64.
[04/20/22 05:45:33] Forud, bobvador, and crank [2130/2478] have team battled Asara, Bahhumbug, and zifnab06 [1203/1925] and won! 0 days, 15:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/22 11:15:32] crank lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:55:32 from level 64.
[04/21/22 21:02:20] Gorek [451/949] has challenged crank [335/723] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:40:38 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[04/22/22 19:18:49] spex [500/580] has come upon crank [190/723] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:25:31 is removed from spex's clock.
[04/23/22 07:15:32] crank, Aelane, and t3chn0 [2100/2339] have team battled Bolded, Gorek, and Silvanus_Betrium [2292/2382] and lost! 2 days, 11:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/22 16:48:54] CompanionCube [314/828] has come upon crank [714/723] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:22:14 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[04/23/22 23:01:02] crank [646/723] has come upon Acolarh [445/694] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:49:16 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/24/22 01:28:20] texke, zbe, and Disruptor [720/2307] have team battled crank, blackroot, and Fenrik [330/2145] and won! 0 days, 02:09:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 03:01:25] hdm, Tangles, and CompanionCube [1155/2595] have team battled JackyB, crank, and signofzeta [1427/1812] and lost! 0 days, 10:05:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/22 04:35:35] noex, Cockatrice, and zbe [172/1525] have team battled bananaboat, crank, and Techman [632/2269] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/22 09:59:31] crank got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:55:14 towards level 64.
[04/26/22 00:32:08] Feltharell, crank, and jayvee [13/2193] have team battled MELOONi, el, and signofzeta [18/2248] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/22 03:51:59] crank [476/723] has come upon MetaNova [62/504] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:11:40 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/26/22 15:49:39] Techman, Disruptor, and yano [937/2467] have team battled Thorael, "\@_, and crank [1272/2410] and lost! 1 day, 11:01:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/22 04:25:57] crank bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:00:58 towards level 64.
[04/27/22 04:38:29] Ankhers stole crank's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! Ankhers leaves their old level 66 ring behind, which crank then takes.
[04/28/22 07:33:32] crank [625/716] has challenged Jens [19/438] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:09:33 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/28/22 12:57:40] crawlingchaos, crank, and Kachin [1011/1920] have team battled jjasghar, blabber, and laama [2153/2247] and lost! 0 days, 02:50:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/22 19:25:38] gradator [592/667] has come upon crank [602/716] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:07:39 is added to gradator's clock.
[04/29/22 19:41:01] GyrosGeier [390/594] has challenged crank [397/716] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:26:28 is added to GyrosGeier's clock.
[04/30/22 06:46:09] crank and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 15:34:23] crank [335/716] has come upon eising [408/568] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:54:43 is added to crank's clock.
[04/30/22 21:46:11] crank [622/716] has challenged bobvador [208/887] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:22:39 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/01/22 16:22:55] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:47 towards level 64.
[05/01/22 18:56:23] crank and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/22 13:35:46] crank [85/718] has come upon Varjatticus [219/508] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:27:42 is added to crank's clock.
[05/02/22 15:49:11] crank was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:03:11 from level 64.
[05/03/22 11:44:51] crank was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:29:39 from level 64.
[05/03/22 12:58:02] crank was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:23 towards level 64.
[05/03/22 21:39:37] crank found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:07:12 towards level 64.
[05/04/22 15:25:47] crank learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:40 towards level 64.
[05/04/22 15:48:57] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:12:21 from level 64.
[05/04/22 20:55:46] hdm [369/972] has come upon crank [665/718] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:02:12 is added to hdm's clock.
[05/04/22 22:05:52] noex [19/403] has challenged crank [519/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:19 is added to noex's clock.
[05/05/22 12:08:40] Bluedog [81/680] has challenged crank [419/718] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:00:52 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[05/05/22 15:00:50] crank stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:19 towards level 64.
[05/05/22 15:09:17] crank [329/718] has challenged Carl [242/745] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:32:29 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/06/22 00:51:48] crank lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:32:35 from level 64.
[05/06/22 15:51:42] crank found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:51 towards level 64.
[05/06/22 20:50:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 2 days, 12:01:29 toward level 64.
[05/08/22 02:11:43] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:44 towards level 64.
[05/08/22 16:14:25] krin and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/22 14:17:35] jacob1 [923/959] has come upon crank [147/718] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:04:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/11/22 16:27:36] pfoley, crank, and Helystraza [1275/1768] have team battled tsr, slim, and zbe [1128/1823] and won! 0 days, 09:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/22 13:37:54] style [18/496] has come upon crank [447/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:17:15 is added to style's clock.
[05/13/22 03:50:03] crank [261/715] has challenged slim [254/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:33 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/13/22 06:17:16] crank [401/715] has challenged nyuszika7h [642/679] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to crank's clock.
[05/13/22 12:36:54] crank [412/715] has come upon buyoq [555/923] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:58:43 is added to crank's clock.
[05/13/22 23:50:22] crank [708/715] has come upon adamus1red [284/787] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:08:53 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/14/22 14:42:54] crank discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:23:44 towards level 65.
[05/14/22 23:28:07] mordac and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/22 13:47:31] crank misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:53:14 from level 65.
[05/15/22 14:36:55] crank [37/715] has come upon Bolded [143/808] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:01:42 is added to crank's clock.
[05/15/22 17:09:40] crank stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:14:02 towards level 65.
[05/15/22 23:41:38] crank fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:22:17 from level 65.
[05/16/22 08:31:38] crank found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:05:39 towards level 65.
[05/16/22 12:06:25] Angelina [254/656] has challenged crank [668/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:13 is added to Angelina's clock.
[05/17/22 10:48:32] AlexS and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/22 17:01:04] soltys [114/692] has come upon crank [70/715] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:48:19 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/17/22 21:31:28] crank [451/715] has come upon kptr [189/500] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:59:25 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/18/22 01:32:02] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:07:19 from level 65.
[05/19/22 13:19:17] crank [518/715] has come upon dyvonna [521/601] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:32:03 is added to crank's clock.
[05/21/22 23:04:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 7 days, 14:32:00 toward level 65.
[05/22/22 00:34:31] apb, yNos, and Lord255 [2123/2229] have team battled Geoff, crank, and Hirion [365/1912] and won! 0 days, 05:25:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/22 10:20:51] crank [327/715] has come upon HellSpawn [298/945] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:00:44 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/23/22 04:12:12] crank was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:23:54 towards level 65.
[05/23/22 11:50:02] crank, Tangles, and Acolarh [1674/2238] have team battled Cirdan, MELOONi, and hax404 [2054/2329] and lost! 3 days, 03:18:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/22 21:09:13] crank was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:21:12 from level 65.
[05/24/22 20:09:58] crank [206/715] has come upon yNos [537/553] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:25:21 is added to crank's clock.
[05/26/22 07:50:03] sc, crank, and Geoff [2224/2324] have team battled jacob1, Hex, and gegenschein [71/2362] and won! 0 days, 01:39:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/22 08:40:05] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:08 towards level 65.
[05/28/22 12:00:18] Techman [368/980] has challenged crank [112/715] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Techman's clock.
[05/28/22 22:53:24] crank got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:25:23 from level 65.
[05/29/22 07:09:26] Lenny_, Puff, crank, and iiriix have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/22 11:02:32] crank [65/715] has come upon Techman [784/980] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:23:38 is added to crank's clock.
[05/30/22 18:17:22] crank [214/715] has come upon JigmeDatse [151/678] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:20:43 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/31/22 14:45:06] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:40 towards level 65.
[05/31/22 18:49:51] crank [154/715] has come upon Wolf [535/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:45:12 is added to crank's clock.
[05/31/22 19:37:30] crank was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:31:10 from level 65.
[06/01/22 18:56:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 5 days, 01:53:28 toward level 65.
[06/01/22 23:03:50] crank [508/715] has challenged crawlingchaos [114/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:56:01 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/02/22 07:05:16] crank [114/715] has challenged pyre [460/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:50 is added to crank's clock.
[06/02/22 10:25:33] vectr0n [472/622] has come upon crank [29/715] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:06:26 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[06/02/22 12:06:14] crank [189/715] has challenged MrMagoo [322/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:23 is added to crank's clock.
[06/02/22 13:49:31] crank ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:43:49 from level 65.
[06/03/22 11:21:16] crank and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/22 23:58:17] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:37 towards level 65.
[06/06/22 05:02:10] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:22 towards level 65.
[06/07/22 22:53:20] crank [80/732] has challenged cadfael [738/871] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to crank's clock.
[06/10/22 09:12:28] Kurenai [341/398] has come upon crank [52/732] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:05:10 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[06/10/22 14:57:15] crank, LeD, and sam [450/1894] have team battled hugga, idleneutral, and Puff [1036/1822] and lost! 1 day, 22:08:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/22 18:44:39] crank bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:09:04 towards level 66.
[06/11/22 07:43:07] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:26:29 towards level 66.
[06/12/22 14:57:28] crank [192/732] has challenged Gorek [743/977] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:16:15 is added to crank's clock.
[06/13/22 15:43:45] adamus1red, jacob1, and VonToutCourt [2908/3045] have team battled CrashOverride, heisenbug, and crank [1544/2073] and won! 0 days, 03:45:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 17:21:39] Asara, pwae, and heisenbug [829/1761] have team battled gradator, crank, and ahmubashshir [310/1945] and won! 0 days, 13:44:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 20:42:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 31 days, 02:24:14 toward level 66.
[06/13/22 23:42:14] Beefcan, Sario, and style [302/1663] have team battled crank, bookworm, and Wam [623/2450] and lost! 1 day, 12:05:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 07:21:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 5 days, 20:51:04 toward level 66.
[06/15/22 07:36:48] bsleep and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/22 15:12:51] Lnk, ToHellWithGA, and Sario [1735/2232] have team battled crank, Koffa, and zbe [1748/2143] and lost! 1 day, 03:33:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 07:56:47] crank [378/732] has come upon kinus [247/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:06:14 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/17/22 12:32:25] Floyd [215/381] has challenged crank [259/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Floyd's clock.
[06/18/22 01:40:47] crank [574/732] has come upon adamus1red [754/787] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:04:17 is added to crank's clock.
[06/18/22 08:29:07] crank fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! crank's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/19/22 00:33:50] ukleinek and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 14:48:53] mrmonday [311/614] has challenged crank [367/719] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:32:31 is added to mrmonday's clock.
[06/19/22 20:00:30] shikhin, crank, and postikana [1805/1995] have team battled Drin, VonToutCourt, and drahthaar [1904/2654] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/22 22:25:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 3 days, 12:45:15 toward level 66.
[06/20/22 22:55:25] starlink [253/709] has challenged crank [566/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:03:07 is added to starlink's clock.
[06/20/22 23:53:35] crank [565/719] has come upon apb [563/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:31 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/21/22 19:53:17] crank [29/719] has come upon Covid-19 [275/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:31 is added to crank's clock.
[06/22/22 20:04:50] crank [192/745] has challenged feuerrot [155/351] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:30:46 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/24/22 00:32:45] crank [183/745] has come upon Varjatticus [568/581] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:25:38 is added to crank's clock.
[06/24/22 08:24:16] crank got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:22:47 from level 67.
[06/25/22 00:44:46] crank [146/745] has come upon "\@_ [119/842] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:58:04 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/25/22 03:10:10] yNos and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/22 14:58:08] golgy [199/765] has come upon crank [403/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:56:17 is added to golgy's clock.
[06/27/22 03:24:41] crank [260/753] has challenged CompanionCube [217/844] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:42:50 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/27/22 08:36:46] aqsd, herald, crank, and Ungoliant have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/22 17:01:24] TimeWarp [412/502] has come upon crank [225/753] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:20:24 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[06/30/22 12:41:08] crank [447/753] has come upon Arch [183/569] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:56:39 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/03/22 06:47:30] VonToutCourt [20/1326] has come upon crank [357/753] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:47:35 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[07/03/22 07:28:32] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:19:57 towards level 67.
[07/04/22 01:45:33] crank [660/753] has come upon nya [557/803] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:02:43 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/04/22 01:45:45] crank [452/753] has come upon nya [788/803] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:12:46 is added to crank's clock.
[07/05/22 09:15:43] crank discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:51 towards level 67.
[07/05/22 17:40:20] misha and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/22 23:16:52] crank and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 09:55:17] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:07 towards level 67.
[07/06/22 20:11:23] crank, LeD, and spex [1481/2017] have team battled MadMan, vegadark, and Nechayev [271/1957] and won! 2 days, 03:29:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/22 05:34:29] sc [933/995] has come upon crank [426/753] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:57:52 is removed from sc's clock.
[07/09/22 14:11:30] t3chn0 [494/902] has come upon crank [513/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:13:47 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[07/09/22 19:20:31] dwfreed, SirBummelz, and crank [249/2363] have team battled Khorne, Minus, and golgy [1686/2172] and lost! 1 day, 02:57:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/22 13:42:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 0 days, 22:56:53 toward level 67.
[07/10/22 15:26:57] ahmubashshir and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/22 20:43:38] crank [67/753] has challenged StalkR [72/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:31 is added to crank's clock.
[07/12/22 00:13:04] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:20 towards level 67.
[07/12/22 02:57:09] crank, Xenthys, and sc [1348/2631] have team battled Sleepy_boi, yano, and V [1254/1955] and won! 0 days, 14:36:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/22 12:50:08] tmberg, io, and Lnk [2364/2407] have team battled crank, blackroot, and slim [1523/1798] and won! 0 days, 08:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/22 15:48:53] pyre [586/894] has challenged crank [101/760] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from pyre's clock.
[07/13/22 20:12:18] crank sharpened the edge of their weapon! crank's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/22 22:50:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed crank with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:52:24 from level 67.
[07/14/22 14:16:07] crank [755/779] has challenged idlebot [729/1207] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:16:24 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/14/22 20:29:56] dyvonna and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/22 21:24:14] crank [621/779] has come upon cfjk [396/561] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:09:52 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/16/22 02:57:50] crank [55/779] has come upon Fenrik [743/912] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:54:12 is added to crank's clock.
[07/16/22 08:06:04] crank [448/779] has challenged io [131/839] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:13:36 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/16/22 12:42:41] kptr and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/22 15:12:31] zankore and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/22 18:43:50] crank and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/22 09:47:57] crank [664/779] has come upon Abe [119/497] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:06:58 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/19/22 10:13:10] eising and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/22 02:24:03] crank, zifnab06, and GyrosGeier [2100/2226] have team battled nyuszika7h, Lnk, and idlegood [470/2032] and won! 0 days, 16:23:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/22 15:53:31] crank, gildarts, and GilbertErik [707/1988] have team battled soltys, blabber, and Psilocybe [1034/2791] and lost! 2 days, 17:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/22 20:53:48] bg [835/1101] has challenged crank [151/779] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from bg's clock.
[07/21/22 11:32:37] yNos [230/543] has challenged crank [263/786] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to yNos's clock.
[07/22/22 05:32:53] crank was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:58 from level 68.
[07/23/22 03:39:53] crank [781/786] has challenged Disruptor [614/1166] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:04:54 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/23/22 03:39:53] In the fierce battle, Disruptor dropped their level 56 helm! crank picks it up, tossing their old level 52 helm to Disruptor.
[07/23/22 18:17:38] CompanionCube [253/839] has come upon crank [426/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:41:12 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[07/24/22 01:41:07] crank grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:55 towards level 68.
[07/24/22 02:53:42] zbe, crank, and yNos [118/2088] have team battled Nuae, Lnk, and nya [2209/2215] and lost! 2 days, 01:22:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/22 10:39:02] crank [377/790] has come upon Thorael [541/1063] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:58:02 is added to crank's clock.
[07/24/22 13:37:53] crank bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:04 towards level 68.
[07/25/22 21:36:31] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:09 towards level 68.
[07/26/22 06:51:05] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:20 towards level 68.
[07/27/22 11:01:25] sam [571/693] has challenged crank [653/790] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:21:40 is added to sam's clock.
[07/28/22 01:04:19] crank [776/790] has challenged Notir [539/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:39:22 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/29/22 12:32:23] noex, crank, and Carl [1816/2034] have team battled Bluedog, caeli, and Tangles [726/2634] and won! 0 days, 20:44:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/22 14:27:44] aqsd, eroc1990, and crank [942/1923] have team battled Syloq, Misza, and V [2146/2552] and lost! 0 days, 07:36:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/22 16:10:54] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:20 towards level 68.
[07/31/22 20:48:12] crank discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:24 towards level 68.
[08/01/22 04:16:07] crank sharpened the edge of their weapon! crank's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/22 06:31:16] crank was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:16 from level 68.
[08/02/22 00:56:41] crank [642/812] has challenged Tenedos [81/529] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:03:18 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/02/22 21:25:48] crank, cremefresh, and pants [2275/2460] have team battled blabber, d4n13L, and GyrosGeier [1750/1995] and won! 0 days, 14:12:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/22 11:23:32] Sergio [820/868] has challenged crank [46/812] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:58:56 is removed from Sergio's clock.
[08/04/22 23:36:45] crank [424/812] has come upon idleevil [465/737] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:34:15 is added to crank's clock.
[08/05/22 02:39:44] Koffa [99/679] has come upon crank [555/812] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:08:03 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/05/22 10:45:46] crank [494/812] has challenged Abe [156/496] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:28:45 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/06/22 04:11:04] brycec and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/22 08:43:30] crank [364/812] has come upon adamus1red [24/822] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:59:39 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/08/22 09:50:33] washclof, blabber, and crank [2346/2617] have team battled tomhek, yano, and pants [584/2472] and won! 0 days, 16:16:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/22 15:45:44] blabber [263/842] has come upon crank [436/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:31 is added to blabber's clock.
[08/09/22 10:05:14] crank [567/812] has challenged anarcat [208/1160] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:16:36 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/09/22 20:25:38] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:40 towards level 69.
[08/10/22 08:09:44] zifnab06 [504/888] has challenged crank [164/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:52:26 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[08/10/22 09:30:10] Gorek and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/22 18:25:23] Russell [88/980] has come upon crank [748/812] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:01:28 is added to Russell's clock.
[08/10/22 20:44:44] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:27:42 towards level 69.
[08/10/22 23:12:48] crank [377/812] has challenged bananaboat [512/837] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:03:45 is added to crank's clock.
[08/11/22 03:48:43] ion and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/22 04:46:25] crank learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:03 towards level 69.
[08/12/22 02:00:37] crank [367/812] has come upon brycec [702/915] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:55:01 is added to crank's clock.
[08/12/22 12:22:53] crank [592/812] has come upon TimWolla [55/776] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:18:23 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/13/22 02:31:40] Tenorman [655/667] has come upon crank [498/812] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:43:53 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[08/13/22 06:12:41] crank [569/745] has come upon zbe [699/749] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:46:24 is added to crank's clock.
[08/13/22 08:35:38] crank [585/745] has come upon Yuhno [628/680] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:52:43 is added to crank's clock.
[08/13/22 18:22:39] crank and Togra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 04:49:42] Ankhers, crank, and achin [1654/2121] have team battled SuzakuMedli, megubyte, and Affliction [682/1814] and won! 1 day, 23:54:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 13:17:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 6 days, 15:31:02 toward level 69.
[08/15/22 01:03:05] crank bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:52 towards level 69.
[08/17/22 07:56:04] A_Dragon, Centrixx, and crank [1671/2497] have team battled idleevil, GilbertErik, and pants [798/2331] and won! 0 days, 04:25:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/22 10:42:03] crank grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:34 towards level 69.
[08/18/22 13:19:38] crank [543/745] has come upon Koffa [181/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:20:37 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/18/22 23:32:10] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:38 towards level 69.
[08/19/22 04:48:31] TimWolla, Platonides, and Omega [1448/2581] have team battled Misza, crank, and TauPan [531/2556] and won! 1 day, 01:09:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 06:36:14] crank [337/772] has come upon tmberg [239/695] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:26 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/20/22 07:30:23] yano [305/745] has come upon crank [449/772] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:01:45 is added to yano's clock.
[08/20/22 15:37:49] crank [750/801] has challenged t3chn0 [276/899] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/20/22 19:50:15] tswsl, signofzeta, and crank [1196/2345] have team battled talisein, simple, and t3chn0 [577/2694] and won! 2 days, 20:42:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/22 11:01:59] Yarosh, crank, and crysis [255/2049] have team battled Pricey, Kemikals, and misha [761/1575] and lost! 1 day, 04:25:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/22 11:37:38] crank [727/801] has come upon TimWolla [769/783] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:46:10 is added to crank's clock.
[08/21/22 16:04:24] crank found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:08:21 towards level 70.
[08/21/22 19:19:59] crank [786/801] has come upon Cockatrice [342/521] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:36:34 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/22/22 21:13:16] SirNeo and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/22 23:15:05] muirrum, LeD, and xbill [1287/1911] have team battled slim, crank, and nya [38/2141] and won! 0 days, 14:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/22 01:26:37] Koffa, allo, and Tenorman [854/2027] have team battled TimeWarp, Forud, and crank [1976/2402] and lost! 1 day, 02:09:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/22 02:14:23] Tabmow, Cockatrice, and Sario [1232/1856] have team battled washclof, crank, and Drin [1623/2303] and lost! 1 day, 22:53:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/22 15:06:41] Timaquana [185/229] has challenged crank [576/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Timaquana's clock.
[08/23/22 23:16:22] KindOne [428/461] has come upon crank [350/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:12:32 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[08/24/22 16:44:57] zankore [260/755] has come upon crank [332/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:12 is added to zankore's clock.
[08/26/22 11:06:25] cornfeedhobo, Kachin, and crank [779/2483] have team battled A_Dragon, Cockatrice, and yano [1923/2212] and lost! 0 days, 04:44:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/22 02:00:39] ion, Sombra, and thornrag [1013/2500] have team battled cfjk, crank, and achin [58/2078] and won! 1 day, 11:19:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 12:34:25] crank [689/801] has challenged gegenschein [176/1082] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:17:00 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/28/22 10:12:53] ion, Sokar, and tomhek [682/2219] have team battled jaxson, soltys, and crank [925/2249] and lost! 6 days, 22:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/22 00:42:00] DrinkyBird [801/889] has challenged crank [495/801] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:30:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/29/22 15:45:07] crank [729/801] has challenged Asara [482/531] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:00:27 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/30/22 05:26:04] dyvonna [445/591] has come upon crank [156/801] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:07:50 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[08/30/22 09:44:01] crank and gegenschein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/22 17:20:56] crank [773/801] has come upon shikhin [359/874] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:58:43 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/31/22 04:28:50] KyloRen [47/400] has come upon crank [359/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:37:47 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/31/22 11:52:36] n0ssh [36/238] has challenged crank [798/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[09/03/22 14:39:58] crank EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:51:34 from level 70.
[09/05/22 15:05:38] Pinkman [114/860] has come upon crank [757/801] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:50:28 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[09/05/22 23:55:10] crank [90/801] has come upon TimWolla [313/783] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:59:35 is added to crank's clock.
[09/06/22 04:18:50] Malvolio [47/551] has come upon crank [379/801] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:03:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/06/22 21:12:32] crank [377/801] has come upon Affliction [343/741] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:10:05 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/07/22 14:30:24] crank [527/801] has challenged _sh [292/810] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:08:54 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/09/22 22:42:11] Tabmow [454/781] has challenged crank [118/801] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:24:36 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[09/10/22 13:42:45] crank got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:38:13 from level 70.
[09/10/22 18:46:24] crank [562/801] has challenged bg [886/1059] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:21:26 is added to crank's clock.
[09/10/22 19:47:37] nyuszika7h [316/646] has come upon crank [345/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:39:58 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[09/10/22 22:58:34] crank bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:53:28 towards level 70.
[09/11/22 06:48:56] A_Dragon [6/978] has challenged crank [777/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:17 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[09/11/22 08:06:23] Gradios [173/205] has come upon crank [12/801] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:23 is removed from Gradios's clock.
[09/11/22 08:51:11] crank, RussellB, and blabber [1599/2519] have team battled pasquale, CrashOverride, and CornFly [544/2281] and won! 0 days, 09:08:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/22 01:57:52] crank [604/801] has challenged blabber [376/841] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:49:32 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/13/22 04:34:23] crank bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:21 towards level 70.
[09/14/22 12:05:05] crank [541/801] has challenged nyuszika7h [174/646] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:50:45 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/15/22 05:08:37] crank [172/806] has challenged SuzakuMedli [244/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:25:25 is added to crank's clock.
[09/15/22 05:38:16] crank [169/806] has come upon launchd [354/482] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:31 is added to crank's clock.
[09/18/22 01:01:57] crank [309/806] has come upon SuzakuMedli [420/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:28:09 is added to crank's clock.
[09/18/22 01:51:07] crank learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:50 towards level 70.
[09/19/22 00:41:57] zbe and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/22 01:27:37] crank found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:11 towards level 70.
[09/19/22 19:31:41] JigmeDatse [611/740] has challenged crank [546/806] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:57:48 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[09/20/22 05:33:51] kinus [158/528] has challenged crank [738/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:26 is added to kinus's clock.
[09/20/22 12:38:36] brycec and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/22 00:47:34] dwfreed [524/898] has come upon crank [212/806] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:27 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/21/22 18:49:14] JamCow and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/22 00:43:10] crank [215/806] has challenged Omega [529/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:20 is added to crank's clock.
[09/22/22 12:02:31] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:49 towards level 70.
[09/22/22 14:50:59] crank [246/809] has challenged slim [43/545] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:53:15 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/26/22 11:39:59] crank was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:18:46 towards level 71.
[09/27/22 03:08:48] jayvee [480/764] has challenged crank [744/809] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:05:34 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/27/22 09:34:21] zcy [145/649] has come upon crank [264/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:09 is added to zcy's clock.
[09/27/22 15:02:50] heisenbug and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 15:50:27] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:12:03 towards level 71.
[09/30/22 00:54:51] Ravenloft [189/374] has come upon crank [213/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[09/30/22 19:47:29] crank found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:36 towards level 71.
[10/01/22 19:27:56] hdm [881/944] has come upon crank [686/809] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:19:52 is removed from hdm's clock.
[10/02/22 02:09:14] Alarien, Russell, and BenDover [1180/2029] have team battled Centrixx, munkis, and crank [2133/2509] and lost! 0 days, 09:21:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/22 12:16:04] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:48:34 towards level 71.
[10/02/22 14:06:53] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:47:17 towards level 71.
[10/02/22 22:30:24] crank got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:33:16 towards level 71.
[10/03/22 14:41:45] idleneutral [339/590] has challenged crank [34/809] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:08:25 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[10/03/22 16:09:15] crank was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:50:42 from level 71.
[10/03/22 17:19:29] Wam [336/1024] has challenged crank [644/809] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/03/22 17:42:21] <rainchick> [317/616] has challenged crank [660/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:01:26 is added to <rainchick>'s clock.
[10/04/22 00:12:32] binaryhermit [139/314] has challenged crank [607/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[10/05/22 00:39:38] postikana, Yarosh, allo, and crank have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/22 08:10:41] crank was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:33:40 from level 71.
[10/07/22 06:10:53] idlegood, cfjk, and brycec [2168/2393] have team battled crank, xbill, and Wam [2011/2739] and won! 2 days, 07:56:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/22 19:11:58] yano [657/750] has come upon crank [187/809] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:20:28 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/08/22 04:04:57] SSLbits, anarcat, and BastelBot [591/2295] have team battled Destruia, SirBummelz, and crank [390/2359] and won! 2 days, 15:36:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 06:13:26] crank and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 22:09:09] Finley [172/607] has challenged crank [176/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:42:00 is added to Finley's clock.
[10/09/22 18:13:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 8 days, 22:54:58 toward level 71.
[10/10/22 02:19:17] CrashOverride [352/800] has come upon crank [111/809] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:48:56 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[10/11/22 22:53:03] crank [680/809] has come upon Wolf [227/817] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:13:31 is removed from crank's clock.
[10/12/22 03:28:19] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:15 towards level 71.
[10/12/22 13:38:19] crank [31/809] has challenged wowbagger [262/302] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:27:56 is added to crank's clock.
[10/13/22 18:43:11] crank was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:05:51 from level 72.
[10/13/22 21:15:16] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:45:27 towards level 72.
[10/14/22 01:35:30] crank [346/809] has challenged Ecko [783/952] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:46:39 is added to crank's clock.
[10/14/22 08:11:31] crank, pfoley, and sky [1235/2393] have team battled gradator, Asara, and eising [47/1992] and won! 9 days, 07:09:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/22 02:59:58] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:06:20 from level 72.
[10/16/22 22:38:54] crank stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:44:56 towards level 72.
[10/18/22 18:09:50] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:22:25 towards level 72.
[10/19/22 06:30:40] crank learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:28:12 from level 72.
[10/19/22 19:43:39] Thorael and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/22 18:46:50] crank [689/809] has come upon Platonides [352/844] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:25:45 is removed from crank's clock.
[10/22/22 10:08:20] crank learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:36:23 towards level 72.
[10/22/22 19:23:46] crank got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:44:44 from level 72.
[10/25/22 15:14:17] laama, xbill, and Puff [1574/2476] have team battled ToHellWithGA, crank, and Asara [112/2460] and won! 0 days, 10:16:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/22 23:52:31] Kritzefitz [755/1024] has come upon crank [722/809] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:53:20 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[10/26/22 00:58:34] Acolarh, Affliction, and n0ssh [728/2278] have team battled zcy, Yarosh, and crank [1566/1958] and lost! 2 days, 03:55:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/22 15:16:33] crank [605/809] has come upon "\@_ [1095/1127] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:25:57 is added to crank's clock.
[10/28/22 16:03:57] crank [779/809] has come upon Platonides [438/838] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:56:02 is removed from crank's clock.
[10/29/22 07:33:27] crank [579/809] has challenged Khorne [605/1023] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:42:48 is added to crank's clock.
[10/29/22 12:05:50] Alarien, StalkR, and gradator [814/2143] have team battled KindOne, Sario, and crank [234/1963] and won! 0 days, 09:17:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/22 03:42:16] crank [580/809] has challenged golgy [265/864] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:49:55 is removed from crank's clock.
[10/31/22 06:00:54] crank, GilbertErik, and ahmubashshir [1709/2469] have team battled Yarosh, soltys, and MetaNova [105/2135] and won! 4 days, 01:15:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/22 19:18:35] crank [381/809] has come upon zankore [706/815] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:50:27 is added to crank's clock.
[11/03/22 14:19:50] crank [345/820] has come upon kptr [285/481] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:51:40 is removed from crank's clock.
[11/04/22 02:34:31] Andrio and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/22 07:10:43] crank [331/820] has come upon damyan [427/673] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:07:08 is added to crank's clock.
[11/04/22 19:33:00] crank [744/820] has come upon idleevil [227/797] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:56:43 is removed from crank's clock.
[11/05/22 03:45:25] crank misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:53:01 from level 72.
[11/06/22 06:15:34] JamCow [411/861] has challenged crank [251/820] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:34:09 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/06/22 11:13:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 7 days, 22:06:22 toward level 72.
[11/08/22 21:24:57] xbill [493/943] has come upon crank [279/820] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:48:08 is removed from xbill's clock.
[11/09/22 09:07:19] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:04 towards level 72.
[11/09/22 10:04:09] HellSpawn [307/937] has come upon crank [91/820] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:27:09 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/09/22 18:29:18] crank and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/22 19:03:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 1 day, 13:10:40 toward level 72.
[11/10/22 09:38:14] slim, xbill, and pyre [2164/2286] have team battled cadfael, crank, and idleevil [919/2421] and won! 0 days, 22:57:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/22 14:12:25] crank [438/820] has challenged buzel [786/855] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to crank's clock.
[11/10/22 15:34:02] jaxson, caeli, and bananaboat [1399/2337] have team battled crank, Berserker, and Destruia [1444/1890] and lost! 5 days, 05:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/22 01:30:21] kptr [473/476] has challenged crank [611/820] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to kptr's clock.
[11/11/22 15:43:19] bobvador [668/1068] has challenged crank [613/820] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:13:22 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[11/11/22 17:02:40] Berserker and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/22 22:20:42] freeboson, crank, and Algernon [1011/2484] have team battled _sh, Malvolio, and JamCow [1864/2215] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/22 00:45:21] crank [765/820] has challenged TimeWarp [578/822] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:54:55 is removed from crank's clock.
[11/12/22 05:01:48] TimWolla and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/22 17:01:22] noex [403/472] has come upon crank [471/820] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:28:28 is added to noex's clock.
[11/15/22 07:49:01] nawcom, drahthaar, and Wolf [1767/2339] have team battled scumola, Russell, and crank [163/2755] and won! 0 days, 07:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/22 01:14:33] blabber [47/861] has come upon crank [491/820] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:04:03 is added to blabber's clock.
[11/17/22 03:11:54] Kurenai [271/827] has challenged crank [636/820] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:11:10 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/18/22 00:16:32] t3chn0 [47/906] has challenged crank [430/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:49 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[11/18/22 16:58:46] crank [280/820] has come upon Forud [679/914] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:22:46 is added to crank's clock.
[11/18/22 19:29:53] mordac [248/649] has challenged crank [520/820] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/20/22 05:49:52] blabber [550/861] has come upon crank [654/820] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:30:14 is added to blabber's clock.
[11/20/22 08:28:37] solarsparq [653/689] has challenged crank [644/820] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:05:32 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[11/20/22 14:56:43] vadas [155/284] has challenged crank [725/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to vadas's clock.
[11/21/22 15:35:11] crank [525/820] has challenged idlegood [292/792] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:13:54 is removed from crank's clock.
[11/21/22 20:01:26] dyvonna and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 21:51:08] Lord255, Kurenai, and Theleveler [662/2557] have team battled sky, crank, and ukleinek [618/2214] and won! 1 day, 03:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/22 20:13:09] Aksej, Techman, and elf [1936/2420] have team battled Sombra, Ganonk, and crank [732/2241] and won! 3 days, 22:42:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/22 22:42:05] crank [59/820] has challenged idleevil [239/809] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:06:55 is added to crank's clock.
[11/22/22 23:42:23] Gorek [890/933] has challenged crank [180/820] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:02:19 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[11/23/22 22:38:48] laama, crank, and Theleveler [1841/2660] have team battled pyre, Wolf, and judahnator [589/2140] and won! 1 day, 20:04:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/22 04:56:19] hdm, shikhin, and crank [1160/2730] have team battled Tabmow, caeli, and LeD [980/2458] and won! 6 days, 11:32:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/22 05:48:33] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:42:19 towards level 73.
[11/25/22 23:30:44] keepermurph [320/579] has challenged crank [277/820] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:06:53 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/26/22 10:50:21] Zaratustra, idleevil, and enteral [1131/2231] have team battled Techman, crank, and pyre [955/2609] and won! 4 days, 08:26:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/22 03:29:02] pyre [338/823] has come upon crank [705/820] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:35:41 is added to pyre's clock.
[11/28/22 15:49:00] Drin stole crank's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! Drin leaves their old level 41 charm behind, which crank then takes.
[11/29/22 17:37:46] Arch, pants, and kptr [1655/2290] have team battled ephemer0l, crank, and Asara [1483/2121] and won! 1 day, 20:01:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/22 06:16:26] dyvonna [224/656] has come upon crank [227/812] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:44:34 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[12/01/22 11:32:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 10 days, 08:13:35 toward level 73.
[12/02/22 06:22:37] crank invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:43 towards level 73.
[12/03/22 12:11:23] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:52 towards level 73.
[12/04/22 19:30:59] crank saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:42 from level 73.
[12/05/22 07:16:09] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:52 towards level 73.
[12/05/22 22:23:08] crank and pasquale have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/22 02:11:58] crank [36/825] has challenged muirrum [92/453] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:49:32 is added to crank's clock.
[12/06/22 06:22:21] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:24:07 towards level 74.
[12/06/22 23:45:57] kptr, crank, and Fenrik [1619/2497] have team battled VonToutCourt, scumola, and Lord255 [796/2938] and won! 4 days, 02:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/22 13:44:15] mordac, thornrag, and cadfael [1294/2135] have team battled bsleep, ahmubashshir, and crank [977/2693] and won! 1 day, 09:05:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/22 18:09:39] crank [455/825] has challenged Centrixx [235/1063] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:53:57 is removed from crank's clock.
[12/10/22 13:53:16] m00n_da_s147r [30/33] has challenged crank [347/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to m00n_da_s147r's clock.
[12/10/22 19:48:18] sc, Misza, and MetaNova [2455/2525] have team battled crank, ahmubashshir, and slim [32/2220] and won! 0 days, 14:36:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/22 21:06:03] crank [158/825] has come upon cadfael [493/795] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:57:14 is added to crank's clock.
[12/11/22 21:11:25] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:10:07 towards level 74.
[12/12/22 03:29:21] Fenrik [149/1196] has challenged crank [458/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:37:46 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[12/13/22 10:37:05] slim [75/510] has challenged crank [203/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:09 is added to slim's clock.
[12/13/22 19:39:19] crank [169/825] has challenged JigmeDatse [540/741] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:44:30 is added to crank's clock.
[12/13/22 19:46:37] crank was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:49:50 from level 74.
[12/14/22 01:29:00] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:22:18 towards level 74.
[12/14/22 16:05:04] crank, Silvanus_Betrium, and SuzakuMedli [1159/2638] have team battled bobvador, zgrep, and Aksej [1956/2677] and lost! 2 days, 18:24:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/22 19:45:04] crank [700/825] has challenged heisenbug [82/667] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:40:34 is removed from crank's clock.
[12/15/22 05:14:51] Berserker and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 13:49:28] crank [20/825] has challenged washclof [332/1061] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:38:41 is added to crank's clock.
[12/15/22 20:43:44] crank and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/22 08:25:20] Comnenus stole crank's level 188 weapon while they were sleeping! Comnenus leaves their old level 18 weapon behind, which crank then takes.
[12/21/22 14:16:31] crank got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:07:24 towards level 74.
[12/21/22 17:54:42] Khorne, Faradome, and crank [1939/2230] have team battled Cockatrice, Pinkman, and nawcom [293/2143] and won! 5 days, 01:11:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/22 20:06:26] MadMan and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 13:36:47] crank [385/638] has challenged Tangles [566/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:37:50 is added to crank's clock.
[12/23/22 17:09:05] sc, crank, and zifnab06 [470/1957] have team battled TimWolla, eising, and realguy [366/1995] and won! 2 days, 01:50:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 00:17:29] Chuck, yNos, and crank [596/1969] have team battled Abe, anarcat, and h00k [29/2101] and won! 3 days, 07:02:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 13:49:30] Paganel [533/766] has come upon crank [292/638] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:49:09 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[12/24/22 18:54:28] crank has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:46:51 from level 74.
[12/24/22 20:27:17] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:24 towards level 74.
[12/25/22 06:46:10] V [662/873] has challenged crank [10/638] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:22:35 is removed from V's clock.
[12/26/22 06:53:34] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:20 towards level 74.
[12/26/22 22:47:33] crank fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! crank's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/27/22 16:22:01] bookworm, wollu, and drahthaar [1286/2290] have team battled washclof, ahmubashshir, and crank [371/2578] and won! 0 days, 08:00:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 07:02:59] canton7 [140/817] has come upon crank [250/623] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:04:28 is added to canton7's clock.
[12/29/22 01:37:31] crank sharpened the edge of their weapon! crank's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/22 12:53:43] CompanionCube [26/695] has challenged crank [419/624] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[12/29/22 23:11:25] crank [360/624] has challenged washclof [671/1070] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:07 is added to crank's clock.
[12/31/22 04:03:21] crank was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:04:32 from level 74.
[12/31/22 11:27:44] crank, Cirdan, and gradator [2157/2189] have team battled gusto, ahmubashshir, and hugga [1247/2141] and won! 1 day, 20:15:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/22 21:30:31] Andrio and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/22 23:23:42] crank was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:40:53 from level 74.
[01/01/23 12:16:58] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:42 towards level 74.
[01/02/23 00:28:53] crank learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:13 from level 74.
[01/04/23 08:43:57] crank found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:45 towards level 74.
[01/04/23 16:16:38] Cockatrice, crank, and Covid-19 [1014/2293] have team battled scumola, kinus, and caeli [303/2410] and won! 0 days, 09:34:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/23 19:08:21] thornrag [672/692] has come upon crank [191/624] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:44:59 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[01/04/23 19:39:23] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:43 towards level 74.
[01/05/23 03:43:42] ZeroG [58/220] has challenged crank [181/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to ZeroG's clock.
[01/05/23 20:05:41] crank got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:05 from level 74.
[01/06/23 18:31:30] brycec [1239/1269] has challenged crank [306/627] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:20:45 is removed from brycec's clock.
[01/06/23 20:55:00] zifnab06 [348/589] has challenged crank [254/627] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:02:27 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[01/07/23 14:45:15] Platonides, nawcom, and Notir [1237/2592] have team battled megubyte, pfoley, and crank [105/1974] and won! 1 day, 03:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/23 18:56:16] crank [75/627] has challenged confunctius [74/610] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:04:49 is removed from crank's clock.
[01/07/23 22:14:04] Aylat [306/346] has come upon crank [136/627] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:03:07 is removed from Aylat's clock.
[01/09/23 02:50:45] crank [35/627] has come upon Faradome [476/562] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:49:49 is added to crank's clock.
[01/09/23 17:33:41] Sombra [914/992] has come upon crank [534/627] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:51:26 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[01/13/23 09:31:16] crank [170/627] has challenged _sh [732/801] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:39:12 is added to crank's clock.
[01/14/23 04:03:31] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:00:09 towards level 75.
[01/14/23 09:20:02] ufo-piloot, crysis, and pyre [472/2149] have team battled sc, slim, and crank [815/1884] and lost! 2 days, 05:21:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/23 09:21:22] crank and ufo-piloot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/23 00:35:21] crank [46/627] has come upon Lord255 [363/771] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:29:42 is added to crank's clock.
[01/19/23 01:49:48] crank, pwae, and SirNeo [679/1927] have team battled ZOTTA, yano, and jacob1 [1917/2883] and lost! 1 day, 23:41:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/23 03:21:33] Sherpard2, Misza, and unicron [902/2357] have team battled Clarth, crank, and Dan [587/1623] and won! 0 days, 05:30:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/23 23:50:12] crank, Luca, and Tenedos [504/1472] have team battled bobvador, CrashOverride, and ufo-piloot [2246/2300] and lost! 0 days, 05:48:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 22:36:41] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:09:35 towards level 75.
[01/22/23 05:30:59] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:31:09 towards level 75.
[01/23/23 11:12:10] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:59:46 towards level 75.
[01/25/23 06:38:53] bsleep, Aksej, crank, and Bolded have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/23 10:12:43] DrinkyBird, Zaratustra, and Togra [187/2544] have team battled crank, caeli, and McMemo [255/1992] and lost! 1 day, 10:26:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 17:16:21] crank was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:00:12 from level 75.
[01/25/23 18:09:51] crank [429/627] has come upon Gorek [854/1013] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:17:15 is added to crank's clock.
[01/27/23 01:37:40] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:58:34 towards level 75.
[01/27/23 20:51:00] crank, laama, and Comnenus [357/1845] have team battled CompanionCube, Misza, and zifnab06 [306/2323] and won! 1 day, 09:25:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/23 00:09:20] GRIZZLYMAN [262/437] has challenged crank [46/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:22:20 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[01/31/23 04:25:55] Lenny_, nya, and CompanionCube [846/2526] have team battled laama, Misza, and crank [1978/2331] and lost! 1 day, 20:37:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/23 15:38:52] heisenbug, Stevland, and Ganonk [1616/2216] have team battled ZOTTA, crank, and cornfeedhobo [1180/2148] and won! 0 days, 11:36:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/23 15:48:56] crank and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/23 21:03:56] Gorek, crank, and Pricey [1363/2243] have team battled Sario, Lord255, and ToHellWithGA [2508/2531] and lost! 2 days, 20:40:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/23 22:11:50] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:39:22 towards level 75.
[02/03/23 12:26:35] Crazycatlady [605/720] has challenged crank [45/627] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:50:11 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/03/23 16:53:52] crank got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:11:47 towards level 75.
[02/03/23 20:58:24] heisenbug, crank, and achin [1408/2084] have team battled Lnk, cadfael, and Fehu [36/2240] and won! 3 days, 09:36:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 04:30:50] crank, Asara, and zbe [1283/2577] have team battled thatmint, Pinkman, and binaryhermit [2074/2164] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/23 05:30:09] soltys [167/993] has challenged crank [52/627] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:15:45 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/04/23 16:32:20] crank [144/627] has challenged wille [637/659] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:02:59 is added to crank's clock.
[02/05/23 05:11:44] crank fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:07:16 from level 75.
[02/05/23 14:49:44] zbe, Cirdan, and crank [2640/2764] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, Pricey, and Ungoliant [315/1810] and won! 1 day, 07:34:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/23 18:03:36] crank invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:02 towards level 75.
[02/05/23 19:09:19] alexlehm [0/1] has challenged crank [626/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[02/06/23 01:39:05] crank [298/627] has challenged SirBummelz [49/860] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:06:51 is removed from crank's clock.
[02/06/23 15:50:26] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:16 towards level 75.
[02/06/23 17:07:23] crank sharpened the edge of their weapon! crank's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/23 01:51:35] tmberg, Acolarh, MetaNova, and crank have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/23 02:25:23] TauPan [758/907] has come upon crank [485/628] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:27:00 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/07/23 05:40:21] Yarosh, wille, and freeboson [813/2180] have team battled crank, EddieT137, and thornrag [344/2345] and won! 5 days, 07:45:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/23 14:18:35] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:41 towards level 75.
[02/07/23 14:47:28] crank and Togra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/23 15:13:21] crank and Togra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/23 03:09:12] crank and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/23 07:33:28] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:00 towards level 75.
[02/09/23 19:57:55] caeli [800/982] has challenged crank [152/628] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:33:12 is removed from caeli's clock.
[02/10/23 14:08:48] bfft [196/282] has challenged crank [406/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/11/23 08:29:12] _sh [466/784] has come upon crank [428/628] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:09:28 is removed from _sh's clock.
[02/12/23 07:42:33] crank [398/628] has challenged ZOTTA [746/818] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to crank's clock.
[02/13/23 02:46:15] crank [6/628] has come upon dwfreed [675/1142] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:13:33 is added to crank's clock.
[02/13/23 15:18:54] kptr [4/520] has challenged crank [347/628] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:47:45 is added to kptr's clock.
[02/13/23 21:51:18] sc, Arch, and crank [1204/2109] have team battled achin, zbe, and pwae [1168/2563] and won! 1 day, 01:42:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/23 05:19:13] Omega [955/1032] has challenged crank [488/628] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:42:27 is removed from Omega's clock.
[02/14/23 08:19:42] crank [36/628] has challenged Arch [584/664] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:52:40 is added to crank's clock.
[02/15/23 06:20:47] kptr [380/520] has come upon crank [256/628] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:54:26 is removed from kptr's clock.
[02/16/23 04:34:25] CodeB [9/248] has challenged crank [123/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to CodeB's clock.
[02/16/23 11:29:07] crank [431/628] has challenged TauPan [589/907] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:55:21 is added to crank's clock.
[02/16/23 23:34:20] crank and CodeB have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/23 02:00:36] simple [475/1047] has challenged crank [480/628] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to simple's clock.
[02/18/23 05:36:56] bfft [100/321] has challenged crank [30/628] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:36 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/19/23 01:26:02] allo and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/23 08:31:49] crank was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:02:39 from level 76.
[02/20/23 17:49:19] crank [33/628] has challenged Abe [384/586] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:20:15 is added to crank's clock.
[02/21/23 10:45:35] crank discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:33:34 towards level 76.
[02/21/23 20:41:23] dyvonna and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/23 08:56:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 30 days, 21:21:15 toward level 76.
[02/24/23 22:33:35] crank bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:42:38 from level 76.
[02/25/23 19:01:05] crank [175/628] has come upon unicron [387/675] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:26:11 is added to crank's clock.
[02/26/23 04:21:06] crank got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:06:56 from level 76.
[02/27/23 03:20:07] crank [227/628] has challenged Tabmow [646/844] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:28:03 is added to crank's clock.
[03/01/23 07:44:32] crank, signofzeta, and ahmubashshir [2419/2517] have team battled TimWolla, RussellB, and kzootech [2507/2523] and lost! 7 days, 17:51:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/23 19:13:43] SirNeo, crank, and tmberg [990/1854] have team battled Kachin, Lenny_, and cadfael [1129/2458] and lost! 1 day, 13:50:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/23 05:30:46] crank bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:38:17 towards level 76.
[03/03/23 08:16:15] crank [251/628] has come upon Erwinstein [409/509] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:29:08 is added to crank's clock.
[03/04/23 14:07:12] misha and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/23 15:42:00] crank [538/628] has come upon tmberg [431/672] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:48:51 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/04/23 17:54:05] crank reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crank's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/23 07:31:59] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:06 towards level 76.
[03/05/23 15:36:34] crank ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:39:57 from level 76.
[03/05/23 20:43:08] apb and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/23 01:42:39] crank [510/631] has come upon Jens [526/604] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:40:42 is added to crank's clock.
[03/06/23 01:53:08] anarcat [85/1179] has challenged crank [591/631] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:32:19 is added to anarcat's clock.
[03/06/23 16:18:00] Asara, thornrag, and dax [1651/1920] have team battled rawgreaze, kenyon, and crank [2197/2548] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/23 21:59:28] crank was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:03:52 from level 76.
[03/07/23 10:14:15] BUSY [157/672] has come upon crank [271/631] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:18:13 is added to BUSY's clock.
[03/09/23 04:14:41] crank discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:50:17 towards level 76.
[03/09/23 15:09:52] AlexS [189/536] has challenged crank [603/631] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:07:16 is added to AlexS's clock.
[03/10/23 05:18:09] crank [155/631] has come upon laama [142/948] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:41:36 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/10/23 19:33:18] JamCow and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/23 11:30:13] crank grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:47:51 towards level 76.
[03/13/23 09:36:49] vectr0n [485/623] has come upon crank [37/631] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:29:37 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[03/13/23 19:16:49] nowz [98/506] has challenged crank [610/631] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to nowz's clock.
[03/13/23 22:02:51] confunctius, crank, and Crazycatlady [171/2129] have team battled EddieT137, Forud, and Angelina [882/2699] and lost! 0 days, 07:37:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/23 05:59:28] crank was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:50:47 from level 76.
[03/14/23 08:11:15] bg, zbe, and Kritzefitz [1673/3269] have team battled ichabodiedcrane, crank, and TheSilentLink [626/1732] and won! 0 days, 03:19:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/23 21:50:04] crank [134/631] has challenged ufo-piloot [35/561] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:04:18 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/15/23 05:56:45] munkis and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/23 12:08:34] TheSilentLink [96/873] has come upon crank [526/631] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:11:27 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/17/23 04:43:05] crank and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/23 06:25:17] crank, ukleinek, and bfft [33/1771] have team battled arkie, Angelina, and MELOONi [974/2016] and lost! 0 days, 16:33:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/23 09:07:40] crank [164/631] has challenged CrashOverride [266/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:31:48 is added to crank's clock.
[03/18/23 13:08:28] Techman [661/995] has challenged crank [507/631] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:47:36 is removed from Techman's clock.
[03/18/23 17:09:19] crank [98/631] has challenged postikana [211/504] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:48:39 is added to crank's clock.
[03/19/23 09:40:54] pwae, crank, nawcom, and sc have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/23 09:50:23] crank and Mat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/23 22:15:18] yano [989/1133] has challenged crank [129/634] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:22:31 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/20/23 11:47:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 2 days, 14:54:32 toward level 76.
[03/21/23 06:18:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 9 days, 05:21:12 toward level 76.
[03/22/23 23:08:40] solarsparq, kptr, and Dan [873/1783] have team battled crank, LeD, and jjasghar [415/2342] and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/23 03:50:32] crank and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/23 05:47:29] crank [4/634] has come upon shikhin [377/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:45:13 is added to crank's clock.
[03/23/23 13:33:41] TimWolla [398/972] has challenged crank [156/634] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:17:55 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/23/23 23:54:13] crank [3/634] has come upon DontEvenPeek [416/549] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:20 is added to crank's clock.
[03/25/23 17:16:17] crank misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:03 from level 76.
[03/26/23 07:47:45] confunctius [729/955] has challenged crank [568/634] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:04:39 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/26/23 18:10:49] "\@_, Thorael, and Malvolio [294/2274] have team battled idlegood, crank, and gradator [1727/1942] and lost! 1 day, 20:26:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/23 15:54:28] tomgus1 [415/550] has challenged crank [283/634] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:19:11 is removed from tomgus1's clock.
[03/28/23 06:12:00] Techman, JamCow, and Jens [314/2332] have team battled Sario, crank, and Faradome [1382/1901] and lost! 2 days, 01:54:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/23 00:11:32] TimWolla and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/23 16:53:20] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:06 towards level 76.
[03/29/23 16:54:38] crank [528/634] has challenged dbx12 [50/578] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:14:12 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/31/23 12:27:23] arkie [268/372] has come upon crank [344/634] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:38:18 is added to arkie's clock.
[04/02/23 08:23:39] crank [504/634] has challenged jaxson [273/593] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:46:53 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/06/23 04:21:14] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:51:58 from level 77.
[04/06/23 20:54:31] nowz and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/23 21:58:17] Omega, unicron, and MELOONi [1787/2665] have team battled Bolded, crank, and caeli [1167/2344] and won! 0 days, 12:04:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/23 06:37:48] soltys [954/993] has come upon crank [215/634] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:48:20 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/09/23 08:20:55] Faradome stole crank's level 56 helm while they were sleeping! Faradome leaves their old level 40 helm behind, which crank then takes.
[04/09/23 19:43:25] crank [312/617] has come upon nowz [443/497] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:27:33 is added to crank's clock.
[04/10/23 02:52:49] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:03:35 towards level 77.
[04/10/23 09:58:08] crank found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:54:42 towards level 77.
[04/10/23 15:05:40] crank [533/617] has challenged krustenkaese [267/486] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:50:58 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/10/23 18:50:58] Minus, crank, and KindOne [1708/2029] have team battled JamCow, cadfael, and Pricey [1129/2049] and won! 0 days, 16:45:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/23 19:03:42] hdm [951/963] has come upon crank [559/617] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:30:24 is removed from hdm's clock.
[04/12/23 21:20:44] crank [449/617] has come upon thatmint [438/535] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:05:46 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/13/23 17:43:16] Kurenai, crank, and Drin [1306/2281] have team battled washclof, tmberg, and Kachin [2715/2777] and lost! 4 days, 01:04:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/23 02:51:34] kzootech, shikhin, Jens, and crank have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/23 20:56:31] TimeWarp [610/819] has come upon crank [174/617] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:10:27 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[04/14/23 22:28:10] elf [143/1031] has challenged crank [570/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:30 is added to elf's clock.
[04/15/23 00:42:33] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:24:44 towards level 77.
[04/15/23 04:33:44] Blohsh [317/371] has come upon crank [155/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:05:24 is removed from Blohsh's clock.
[04/16/23 13:21:16] Carl, d4n13L, and Bolded [37/2432] have team battled crank, apb, and particleflux [245/2034] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/23 18:04:23] Forud, crank, KingPimpCommand, and ufo-piloot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/23 17:13:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed crank with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 10:50:10 from level 77.
[04/20/23 07:04:02] Bluedog, kevkev, and crank [40/1841] have team battled dax, soygirl, and pants [725/2115] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/23 14:53:07] ice303 [8/68] has challenged crank [39/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to ice303's clock.
[04/21/23 13:11:48] olsner [85/402] has come upon crank [573/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:31 is added to olsner's clock.
[04/22/23 19:40:54] jacob1 [915/1118] has come upon crank [13/617] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:30:08 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/23/23 00:26:51] gormenghast [56/293] has challenged crank [161/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to gormenghast's clock.
[04/23/23 05:39:32] crank [398/617] has come upon gusto [491/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:09 is added to crank's clock.
[04/23/23 17:24:36] crank and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/23 15:24:24] crank [199/617] has challenged Blohsh [62/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:27:25 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/26/23 16:29:55] crank [100/617] has challenged Daikojun [189/325] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:08:29 is added to crank's clock.
[04/26/23 16:34:14] tswsl and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/23 06:29:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 1 day, 16:06:02 toward level 77.
[04/27/23 15:11:13] crank [229/617] has come upon jaxson [254/578] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:34:34 is added to crank's clock.
[04/28/23 21:08:26] postikana [499/504] has come upon crank [244/617] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:35:43 is removed from postikana's clock.
[04/28/23 21:48:32] cpli [69/278] has challenged crank [345/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to cpli's clock.
[04/29/23 08:44:01] Andrio and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/23 10:15:39] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:30 towards level 77.
[04/30/23 11:51:00] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:32:30 from level 77.
[04/30/23 12:07:40] scumola, slim, achin, and crank have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/23 23:45:39] crank learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:01 towards level 77.
[04/30/23 23:56:17] crank [189/617] has challenged Dan [184/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:47:22 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/30/23 23:56:17] In the fierce battle, Dan dropped their level 60 shield! crank picks it up, tossing their old level 34 shield to Dan.
[05/01/23 09:22:12] crank was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:22 towards level 77.
[05/02/23 18:42:20] crank [113/645] has come upon Finley [105/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:42:12 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/03/23 02:06:56] Ecko [512/992] has challenged crank [41/645] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:05:39 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[05/03/23 06:07:45] Bluedog [362/833] has challenged crank [79/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:47:24 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[05/03/23 21:28:50] crank and xbill have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/23 02:45:45] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:08 towards level 77.
[05/05/23 11:45:15] crank [613/649] has challenged signofzeta [355/1004] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:10:56 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/05/23 12:38:38] crank was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:00:38 from level 78.
[05/05/23 14:41:19] Daikojun [483/508] has challenged crank [487/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[05/05/23 16:23:14] crank [509/649] has come upon Omega [1052/1053] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:51:22 is added to crank's clock.
[05/06/23 15:26:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 4 days, 13:55:33 toward level 78.
[05/07/23 04:14:52] crank [230/649] has come upon Kurenai [524/913] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:17:12 is added to crank's clock.
[05/08/23 07:34:06] io [1035/1138] has challenged crank [334/649] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:49:05 is removed from io's clock.
[05/08/23 12:11:12] buzel and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/23 19:01:03] Berserker and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/23 22:31:27] crank found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:26 towards level 78.
[05/11/23 13:12:22] crank [139/649] has come upon MetaNova [245/758] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:51:33 is added to crank's clock.
[05/11/23 13:36:24] crank, crysis, and yano [2266/2464] have team battled Daikojun, Puff, and BastelBot [1200/1976] and won! 2 days, 09:45:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/23 23:10:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried crank 32 days, 19:52:56 toward level 78.
[05/13/23 15:02:08] blabber [545/1118] has challenged crank [329/649] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:48:00 is removed from blabber's clock.
[05/13/23 19:54:27] Drin [76/755] has come upon crank [399/649] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:21:37 is added to Drin's clock.
[05/15/23 04:40:23] kptr and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/23 02:14:02] allo and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/23 01:28:33] crank, Tenorman, and vectr0n [75/2068] have team battled Ganonk, thornrag, and Minus [83/2169] and lost! 2 days, 15:40:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/23 05:17:31] crank got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:10:59 from level 78.
[05/17/23 10:21:51] ukleinek [652/701] has challenged crank [530/649] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:08:59 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[05/19/23 03:49:02] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:27 towards level 78.
[05/21/23 04:42:20] TimeWarp [638/775] has challenged crank [136/649] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:12:07 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[05/22/23 17:17:41] crank [12/649] has come upon Aksej [174/1033] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:38:28 is added to crank's clock.
[05/23/23 08:37:56] crank sharpened the edge of their weapon! crank's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/23 21:11:39] gegenschein, MELOONi, and crank [1793/2633] have team battled idleevil, Lord255, and BenDover [272/2192] and won! 1 day, 15:00:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/23 13:13:18] misha, Wolf, and soltys [1878/2357] have team battled KindOne, crank, and gildarts [1651/2046] and won! 0 days, 15:29:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 05:50:51] crank and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/23 11:35:12] crank [534/661] has come upon Yarosh [293/522] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:46:18 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/29/23 00:25:40] aqsd [5/767] has challenged crank [111/661] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:52:46 is added to aqsd's clock.
[05/29/23 14:07:06] eising and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/23 20:08:57] crank died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:36:32 from level 78.
[05/30/23 12:24:59] heisenbug and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/23 17:29:06] Pricey [139/520] has come upon crank [132/661] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:34:39 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[05/31/23 18:23:51] Pricey [420/520] has come upon crank [459/661] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:19:11 is added to Pricey's clock.
[06/02/23 13:15:33] tswsl, heisenbug, and krustenkaese [168/2112] have team battled crank, kzootech, and CompanionCube [374/1997] and lost! 1 day, 01:43:21 is added to their clocks.