Player Info

User: heisenbug
Class: Principally Uncertain
Admin?: No
Level: 87
Next level: 38 days, 14:47:05
Status: Online
Host: guntbert!~yesitsme@user/guntbert
Account Created: Sat Jun 5 13:55:20 2021
Last login: Wed Feb 14 15:48:24 2024
Total time idled: 996 days, 06:15:21
Current position: [145,427]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 74
boots: 38
charm: 48
gloves: 56
helm: 52 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 73
ring: 59 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 66
tunic: 58
weapon: 196 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 720

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 0 days, 00:14:53
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 00:03:34
part: None
quest: 6 days, 20:38:33
quit: 70 days, 15:12:16

total: 77 days, 12:09:16

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 19:17:00] heisenbug [2/3] has challenged Way [28/41] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/05/21 20:18:58] Kite and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/21 21:07:59] SirToppleBottom [17/108] has challenged heisenbug [29/40] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to SirToppleBottom's clock.
[06/05/21 21:50:41] heisenbug [26/45] has challenged adamus1red [70/134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/06/21 00:51:26] Svetland [6/174] has challenged heisenbug [54/81] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Svetland's clock.
[06/06/21 12:15:41] Phil [91/212] has challenged heisenbug [68/113] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from Phil's clock.
[06/06/21 13:24:01] BastelBot, Iines, and eising [487/520] have team battled "\@_, Amara, and heisenbug [114/464] and won! 0 days, 00:08:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/21 15:38:58] heisenbug [68/124] has come upon R2robot [78/192] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:58 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/06/21 16:08:54] heisenbug [77/149] has come upon TimWolla [33/162] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:04 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/06/21 18:15:32] Gatewayy [12/37] has challenged heisenbug [1/174] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:39 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[06/06/21 18:15:32] Gatewayy has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:16:09 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/06/21 20:01:15] CodeGeek [103/164] has challenged heisenbug [85/174] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[06/07/21 00:27:51] heisenbug [33/203] has challenged io [16/187] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/07/21 03:57:48] heisenbug [21/203] has challenged li [161/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/07/21 08:37:59] heisenbug [41/206] has challenged Platonides [56/229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/07/21 16:50:01] rfc2549 [257/260] has challenged heisenbug [140/206] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from rfc2549's clock.
[06/07/21 19:55:22] heisenbug [151/212] has challenged freeboson [71/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/08/21 00:08:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 0 days, 01:30:26 toward level 26.
[06/08/21 00:45:05] heisenbug [13/213] has challenged xbill [31/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/08/21 03:18:13] heisenbug [75/213] has come upon Crazycatlady [167/179] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:47 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/08/21 07:30:34] MadMan [173/187] has challenged heisenbug [60/213] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[06/08/21 09:37:12] heisenbug [97/253] has challenged Covid-19 [97/231] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/08/21 17:26:25] heisenbug [220/253] has come upon nawcom [0/0] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:57 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/08/21 18:05:46] heisenbug [98/269] has challenged Tor [241/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/08/21 21:12:54] Tenorman [7/273] has challenged heisenbug [98/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[06/08/21 22:00:11] DrWhax [31/88] has challenged heisenbug [139/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to DrWhax's clock.
[06/09/21 05:28:27] heisenbug [246/276] has challenged Majak [243/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/09/21 08:39:31] heisenbug [214/276] has come upon elf [207/261] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:48 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/09/21 17:34:30] sbp [97/189] has challenged heisenbug [160/276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/09/21 17:44:59] heisenbug [209/283] has challenged A_Dragon [89/242] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/09/21 19:46:05] heisenbug [73/283] has come upon ChowderKeg [0/3] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/10/21 06:15:59] heisenbug [79/299] has challenged Carl [95/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/10/21 09:33:13] Ankhers [128/227] has challenged heisenbug [2/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[06/11/21 00:01:34] heisenbug [298/299] has challenged Tor [326/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/11/21 17:07:21] Yuhno [2/4] has challenged heisenbug [290/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[06/11/21 20:37:38] heisenbug [185/299] has challenged Svetland [32/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/11/21 21:24:41] Heisenberg [45/271] has challenged heisenbug [244/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/11/21 21:25:14] average [16/247] has challenged heisenbug [221/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to average's clock.
[06/12/21 04:22:34] Pici [109/122] has challenged heisenbug [164/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Pici's clock.
[06/12/21 07:18:52] apb [59/250] has challenged heisenbug [270/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to apb's clock.
[06/12/21 17:10:29] heisenbug [179/299] has challenged smoops [35/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/12/21 21:42:49] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:08 towards level 35.
[06/13/21 02:55:54] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:48 towards level 35.
[06/13/21 05:33:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 0 days, 02:10:21 toward level 35.
[06/13/21 11:08:42] Angelina and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/21 12:20:54] heisenbug [300/314] has challenged Misza [103/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/14/21 12:16:20] BT [31/128] has challenged heisenbug [215/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to BT's clock.
[06/14/21 13:33:34] Techman, heisenbug, and shikhin [321/863] have team battled Thorael, buzel, and Nocebo [608/987] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 16:25:51] heisenbug [357/363] has challenged MsYou [164/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/15/21 15:15:18] tsr [19/354] has challenged heisenbug [135/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to tsr's clock.
[06/16/21 00:30:10] heisenbug [289/396] has challenged DrWhax [253/296] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:06 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/16/21 05:29:05] popey [82/172] has challenged heisenbug [354/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to popey's clock.
[06/16/21 06:34:24] heisenbug [84/396] has come upon Sherpard2 [329/368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:45 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/17/21 08:39:29] Sparks [36/337] has challenged heisenbug [229/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/17/21 16:04:34] heisenbug [227/396] has challenged idlebot [355/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/18/21 06:01:37] lightstalker [103/190] has challenged heisenbug [99/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:42 is removed from lightstalker's clock.
[06/18/21 07:00:38] Ancalagon [61/389] has come upon heisenbug [199/396] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:18 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[06/18/21 07:22:25] Nechayev [191/335] has challenged heisenbug [346/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[06/18/21 08:08:19] Drin [40/152] has challenged heisenbug [168/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Drin's clock.
[06/18/21 16:38:01] ion [23/303] has challenged heisenbug [383/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to ion's clock.
[06/18/21 20:57:20] heisenbug [379/396] has come upon Khorne [232/354] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:02:41 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/19/21 17:37:51] heisenbug [221/396] has challenged popey [153/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/19/21 23:00:57] Techman [40/382] has challenged heisenbug [350/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Techman's clock.
[06/20/21 13:27:29] heisenbug [241/396] has come upon thiccboi [216/308] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:44 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/20/21 21:13:13] heisenbug learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:19 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 08:16:39] gerry666 [2/257] has challenged heisenbug [395/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to gerry666's clock.
[06/21/21 15:43:06] heisenbug [287/396] has challenged glguy [74/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/21/21 20:30:32] kline, DrinkyBird, and Crazycatlady [876/891] have team battled heisenbug, Tor, and BastelBot [1244/1269] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/21 06:34:51] kenyon [38/428] has challenged heisenbug [388/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/23/21 23:41:47] rs [34/111] has challenged heisenbug [202/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to rs's clock.
[06/24/21 01:10:08] heisenbug [384/396] has challenged Sombra [163/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/24/21 09:13:01] heisenbug [174/396] has come upon buzzzzz [350/370] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:02:58 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/24/21 15:25:23] Techman and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/21 17:02:27] heisenbug [117/400] has challenged d4n13L [156/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/27/21 11:40:18] heisenbug, Gorek, and Thorael [224/1313] have team battled Sergio, aqsd, and fattrat [164/1181] and won! 0 days, 01:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/21 12:59:07] heisenbug and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/21 16:23:31] heisenbug and Angelina have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/21 11:54:41] heisenbug [262/400] has come upon FenderQ [8/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:56 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/30/21 00:01:59] heisenbug [60/400] has challenged blackroot [200/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/30/21 08:12:45] heisenbug [345/400] has come upon rfc2549 [212/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:43:27 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/30/21 13:00:26] JamCow [408/514] has challenged heisenbug [134/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/01/21 15:37:50] heisenbug [354/400] has come upon gerry666 [240/379] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:56 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/01/21 21:20:58] heisenbug and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/21 08:02:12] buZz, heisenbug, kenyon, and megubyte have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/21 12:47:29] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:06 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 18:37:11] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:51 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 05:22:49] heisenbug [476/540] has challenged buzel [530/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/03/21 12:15:23] Iines [332/497] has come upon heisenbug [259/540] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:17:01 is removed from Iines's clock.
[07/03/21 12:15:23] Iines has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:55:29 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/04/21 00:53:22] freeboson [111/369] has challenged heisenbug [330/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/04/21 04:14:15] heisenbug died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:45:45 from level 45.
[07/04/21 10:57:54] ChowderKeg [332/403] has come upon heisenbug [384/540] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:16 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[07/05/21 07:14:40] heisenbug invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:52 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 08:14:05] heisenbug [254/540] has come upon Paganel [301/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:49 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/07/21 00:24:10] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:45 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 12:11:42] thornrag [130/202] has challenged heisenbug [347/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to thornrag's clock.
[07/07/21 14:17:48] spex [309/331] has challenged heisenbug [366/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to spex's clock.
[07/08/21 21:44:33] heisenbug [389/554] has challenged io [176/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/08/21 21:44:33] heisenbug has dealt io a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:33:24 is added to io's clock.
[07/09/21 13:18:46] jayvee [192/524] has come upon heisenbug [458/554] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:20 is added to jayvee's clock.
[07/09/21 21:55:24] JamCow and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/21 01:25:16] heisenbug left their weapon out in the rain to rust! heisenbug's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/21 01:45:08] heisenbug [181/548] has come upon Nysdar [130/402] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:10:32 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/10/21 20:53:58] scornn, eggy, and pfoley [344/1032] have team battled Karen, heisenbug, and mordac [252/1262] and won! 0 days, 03:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/21 06:51:25] anarcat [122/495] has challenged heisenbug [246/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to anarcat's clock.
[07/11/21 15:13:56] heisenbug [452/548] has come upon Hirion [323/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:02:36 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/11/21 16:25:58] Centrixx, heisenbug, and nawcom [17/1305] have team battled dwfreed, Wolf, and Globbs [510/1299] and lost! 0 days, 05:41:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/21 17:32:06] golgy [155/415] has challenged heisenbug [289/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:34 is added to golgy's clock.
[07/11/21 20:24:44] heisenbug and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/21 00:33:37] heisenbug [405/548] has challenged Paperclip [302/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:47 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/12/21 08:18:13] io, heisenbug, and Carl [1149/1388] have team battled pyre, kenyon, and Ancalagon [103/1381] and won! 0 days, 00:02:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/21 20:49:10] heisenbug [464/548] has come upon laama [178/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:15:22 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/12/21 22:53:28] heisenbug [78/548] has challenged jokajak [5/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/14/21 07:37:08] heisenbug [520/548] has come upon SCSi [163/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:37:29 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/14/21 09:11:48] Ankhers [284/354] has come upon heisenbug [466/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:52:16 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[07/15/21 01:32:25] allo [50/414] has come upon heisenbug [101/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:35:37 is added to allo's clock.
[07/16/21 04:42:15] heisenbug [60/548] has come upon t3chn0 [227/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:25:40 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/16/21 06:01:37] heisenbug and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/21 05:00:36] heisenbug and AlexS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/21 05:22:32] el [472/546] has come upon heisenbug [471/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:00:05 is removed from el's clock.
[07/17/21 19:42:47] heisenbug broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:23 from level 47.
[07/18/21 02:55:41] heisenbug [479/572] has challenged Theleveler [130/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/19/21 10:26:27] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:53 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 08:18:07] heisenbug and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/21 09:36:12] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:47 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 19:49:17] heisenbug [170/572] has come upon Bkid [56/462] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:09:17 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/20/21 22:52:09] heisenbug [89/572] has come upon Paperclip [456/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:50:20 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/21/21 04:21:02] heisenbug [177/572] has come upon Alarien [124/433] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:19:12 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/21/21 04:22:45] heisenbug [529/572] has challenged Lord255 [43/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:49 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/21/21 18:58:01] Ada [10/255] has challenged heisenbug [293/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Ada's clock.
[07/22/21 02:18:59] Tim [0/117] has challenged heisenbug [391/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Tim's clock.
[07/22/21 12:51:11] oxzi [230/251] has challenged heisenbug [308/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to oxzi's clock.
[07/22/21 14:49:13] oxzi and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 22:04:13] heisenbug [510/572] has challenged szczot3k [476/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/24/21 02:38:38] Nysdar [160/381] has challenged heisenbug [327/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:14:31 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[07/24/21 19:31:53] scornn, average, and Thorael [146/1278] have team battled Togra, heisenbug, and mrmonday [158/1458] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/21 08:56:18] apiw [277/366] has challenged heisenbug [106/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/26/21 08:56:18] apiw has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:20:19 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/26/21 11:25:26] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:47 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 00:08:09] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:42 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 06:21:46] blabber, Yarosh, and Drin [1180/1198] have team battled Reilly, KindOne, and heisenbug [92/1462] and won! 0 days, 15:34:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/21 05:14:05] Geoff, Hirion, and DownAndUp [253/1339] have team battled heisenbug, Lnk, and kptr [167/1852] and won! 0 days, 00:48:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/21 23:07:50] heisenbug [215/598] has challenged CornFly [269/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/30/21 23:48:05] coding_monk [130/276] has challenged heisenbug [74/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:30 is removed from coding_monk's clock.
[07/31/21 04:54:29] pwae [145/404] has challenged heisenbug [566/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/31/21 05:49:07] heisenbug [511/598] has challenged pastly [152/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:30:51 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/31/21 13:15:38] nya [509/753] has challenged heisenbug [591/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to nya's clock.
[07/31/21 13:24:07] heisenbug [368/598] has come upon li [249/409] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:24:26 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/01/21 06:02:42] heisenbug [392/598] has come upon Andrio [58/390] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:14:28 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/01/21 07:54:36] heisenbug [542/598] has challenged drahthaar [392/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:28:07 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/02/21 05:52:13] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:30 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 03:14:37] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:31:46 from level 50.
[08/03/21 13:46:18] Zaratustra and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/21 22:28:33] Cirdan [355/442] has come upon heisenbug [164/598] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:47:33 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[08/06/21 23:23:37] heisenbug [472/598] has challenged lunakira [11/29] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:22 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/07/21 04:21:38] gradator [201/523] has challenged heisenbug [220/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to gradator's clock.
[08/08/21 03:35:54] heisenbug [494/598] has challenged unicron [178/311] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:42 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/10/21 21:38:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 2 days, 18:26:42 toward level 51.
[08/11/21 10:50:55] heisenbug [23/598] has come upon Andrio [309/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:37 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/11/21 13:45:15] heisenbug [247/598] has come upon zgrep [69/529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:07:18 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/12/21 17:01:07] Silvanus_Betrium, heisenbug, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/21 19:27:45] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:32 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 07:18:08] Covid-19 [186/458] has challenged heisenbug [49/598] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[08/13/21 13:20:29] heisenbug [164/598] has come upon CodeGeek [211/486] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:55:19 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/13/21 15:01:55] Aksej [2/179] has challenged heisenbug [315/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Aksej's clock.
[08/14/21 08:52:44] KyloRen [333/384] has challenged heisenbug [207/598] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[08/14/21 17:03:57] ToHellWithGA [181/534] has challenged heisenbug [583/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:33 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[08/14/21 18:43:12] heisenbug [469/598] has challenged Nechayev [64/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/15/21 03:50:07] bananaboat [86/221] has challenged heisenbug [23/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/18/21 02:12:08] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:25:54 towards level 52.
[08/18/21 04:18:54] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:37 towards level 52.
[08/18/21 04:19:43] heisenbug [215/598] has come upon The_Decryptor [536/627] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:20:56 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/18/21 15:22:43] DownAndUp [32/360] has challenged heisenbug [273/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[08/19/21 03:46:23] sheu, yano, and heisenbug [379/1468] have team battled unicron, AlexS, and Drin [1229/1340] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/21 05:57:33] Thorael, csc2ya, heisenbug, and BastelBot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/21 09:02:27] KindOne [41/407] has come upon heisenbug [391/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:53 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/19/21 09:11:11] tswsl, Lenny_, and Centrixx [969/1197] have team battled Nysdar, heisenbug, and hax404 [1263/1474] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/21 09:18:51] apb, csc2ya, and buzzzzz [598/1449] have team battled heisenbug, Pricey, and dwfreed [388/1627] and won! 0 days, 05:42:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/21 09:30:48] heisenbug [382/598] has challenged tmberg [265/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:38:36 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/19/21 13:31:39] heisenbug [206/598] has challenged keepermurph [133/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:36:13 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/19/21 15:32:07] elf [453/619] has challenged heisenbug [580/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:32 is added to elf's clock.
[08/19/21 19:36:47] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:02 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 21:30:37] heisenbug [569/598] has come upon Yarosh [359/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:55:55 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/20/21 03:34:54] xbill [307/636] has challenged heisenbug [456/598] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:01:18 is added to xbill's clock.
[08/20/21 04:16:21] Kronan stole heisenbug's level 49 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Kronan leaves their old level 21 pair of boots behind, which heisenbug then takes.
[08/20/21 11:21:00] heisenbug [517/567] has come upon eising [75/786] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:11:58 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/20/21 12:12:19] pants [338/552] has challenged heisenbug [161/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/20/21 19:53:18] heisenbug and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/21 12:38:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 0 days, 08:15:58 toward level 52.
[08/21/21 16:43:14] heisenbug [240/567] has challenged iiriix [33/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:44 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/21/21 21:19:58] heisenbug [243/567] has challenged MELOONi [449/630] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/22/21 07:46:38] heisenbug [511/567] has challenged pfoley [176/512] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:51:21 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/23/21 14:10:25] caeli [93/452] has come upon heisenbug [351/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:46:03 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/23/21 16:15:09] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:10 towards level 53.
[08/24/21 13:34:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 4 days, 12:35:37 toward level 53.
[08/26/21 02:30:37] heisenbug [470/567] has come upon KeboDK [322/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:42:07 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/26/21 08:12:32] heisenbug and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 01:30:51] Ancalagon, adamus1red, and coding_monk [727/1404] have team battled heisenbug, PiotrekD, and nya [544/1873] and won! 0 days, 13:57:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 16:07:32] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:37 towards level 53.
[08/27/21 17:30:24] heisenbug [453/567] has come upon Sergio [94/625] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:39:03 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/27/21 17:30:24] heisenbug has dealt Sergio a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:29:27 is added to Sergio's clock.
[08/28/21 05:59:32] heisenbug [564/567] has come upon sky [346/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:11:05 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/28/21 08:05:50] heisenbug and Ancalagon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/21 12:16:40] JamCow, bobvador, and starlink [380/1388] have team battled heisenbug, Tenorman, and bagels [598/1384] and lost! 0 days, 20:07:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/21 05:09:27] heisenbug [87/567] has challenged Yuhno [7/402] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/30/21 20:11:32] CrashOverride, heisenbug, and washclof [691/1693] have team battled Angelina, chiastre, and sc [1363/1856] and lost! 0 days, 07:36:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/21 23:17:14] heisenbug and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 03:11:18] bobvador, d4n13L, and V [531/1399] have team battled twobit, heisenbug, and buzel [36/1468] and won! 0 days, 16:41:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 11:40:03] heisenbug learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:42:41 towards level 54.
[09/01/21 13:41:53] CodeGeek, heisenbug, and Beefcan [1098/1727] have team battled Cjefke, cremefresh, and tsr [1139/1378] and lost! 0 days, 10:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/21 14:03:10] Alarien [161/432] has come upon heisenbug [222/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:32:03 is added to Alarien's clock.
[09/03/21 04:45:58] gradator [409/523] has come upon heisenbug [48/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:54:38 is removed from gradator's clock.
[09/04/21 02:48:53] JamCow, talisein, and MsYou [51/1688] have team battled gerry666, heisenbug, and vegadark [444/1703] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/21 07:59:46] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:50 towards level 54.
[09/04/21 17:32:34] Sherpard2, heisenbug, kline, and Koffa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/21 20:06:38] heisenbug and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 13:12:34] Andrio, YeKong, and heisenbug [1062/1331] have team battled eising, t3chn0, and nya [131/2112] and won! 0 days, 03:55:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 18:28:14] heisenbug [136/567] has come upon gdm [418/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:36:08 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/06/21 04:08:45] Fenrik [432/448] has challenged heisenbug [488/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:07 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[09/06/21 04:52:47] YeKong [104/335] has challenged heisenbug [308/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to YeKong's clock.
[09/06/21 20:57:58] heisenbug bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:25 from level 54.
[09/07/21 00:12:51] Arch [41/563] has challenged heisenbug [567/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Arch's clock.
[09/08/21 04:49:37] heisenbug and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/21 06:41:49] heisenbug was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:42 from level 54.
[09/09/21 10:45:15] heisenbug [416/584] has challenged cfjk [243/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:22:32 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/09/21 14:02:05] apb, Lenny_, and Gorek [353/1654] have team battled buzel, heisenbug, and Oblomov [1499/1763] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/21 02:01:15] allo, io, and anarcat [1508/1922] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Paperclip, and heisenbug [1805/1806] and lost! 1 day, 04:02:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/21 23:42:10] heisenbug [547/584] has come upon t3chn0 [192/538] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:50:25 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/10/21 23:42:10] heisenbug has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:38:12 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[09/11/21 00:17:12] jayvee, Cjefke, and heisenbug [431/1667] have team battled ShiaLabeouf, shikhin, and nya [752/1473] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/21 03:24:06] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:37:09 towards level 55.
[09/13/21 06:51:33] heisenbug [213/584] has challenged Mlajzuk [277/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:48:57 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/14/21 09:29:44] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:51:49 from level 55.
[09/15/21 03:11:11] caeli [158/441] has challenged heisenbug [441/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to caeli's clock.
[09/16/21 22:05:00] Alys [212/288] has challenged heisenbug [270/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Alys's clock.
[09/17/21 06:43:06] Togra [297/654] has challenged heisenbug [260/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Togra's clock.
[09/17/21 08:02:07] heisenbug [184/584] has come upon Misza [155/905] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:59:36 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/17/21 13:01:14] heisenbug [99/584] has come upon nawcom [180/482] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:42:06 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/18/21 02:50:30] heisenbug [545/584] has come upon runtime [252/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:31:05 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/18/21 15:42:41] brycec [323/455] has challenged heisenbug [230/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from brycec's clock.
[09/18/21 15:42:41] brycec has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:20:51 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/19/21 08:02:15] CompanionCube [288/498] has come upon heisenbug [237/584] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:46:59 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[09/19/21 14:04:21] edk [572/803] has challenged heisenbug [140/584] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from edk's clock.
[09/19/21 17:57:23] Tor, xbill, and Yuhno [1176/1438] have team battled buyoq, AlexS, and heisenbug [1345/1397] and lost! 0 days, 12:55:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/21 22:01:49] laama [88/616] has challenged heisenbug [393/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:09:12 is added to laama's clock.
[09/20/21 17:47:22] average [11/522] has challenged heisenbug [484/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to average's clock.
[09/21/21 04:49:55] heisenbug and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/21 05:17:14] heisenbug invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:51 towards level 55.
[09/21/21 14:53:09] gildarts [290/477] has challenged heisenbug [399/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to gildarts's clock.
[09/22/21 16:17:33] heisenbug [546/584] has challenged Sombra [234/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:33:36 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/22/21 22:03:39] edk and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/21 01:49:11] VonToutCourt, oxzi, and V [1024/1528] have team battled heisenbug, csc2ya, and Fenrik [460/1744] and won! 0 days, 15:55:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/21 10:05:57] heisenbug [457/584] has come upon iiriix [314/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:18 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/23/21 20:41:48] heisenbug [395/584] has challenged Hirion [33/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:34 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/24/21 01:53:33] soltys [346/520] has come upon heisenbug [310/584] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:17:40 is removed from soltys's clock.
[09/24/21 09:56:06] heisenbug [279/596] has challenged Fenrik [635/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/25/21 08:53:04] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:15:17 towards level 56.
[09/27/21 20:47:03] Togra [443/654] has come upon heisenbug [303/596] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:37:09 is removed from Togra's clock.
[09/28/21 07:37:23] Destruia, heisenbug, and Plato [408/1433] have team battled Puff, kline, and sc [225/1863] and won! 0 days, 14:17:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 10:14:05] Hirion and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/21 03:31:46] M144 [505/570] has challenged heisenbug [412/596] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from M144's clock.
[09/29/21 13:44:34] nyuszika7h, CodeGeek, and heisenbug [207/1823] have team battled sheu, style, and scumola [592/1360] and lost! 0 days, 06:57:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/21 21:47:45] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:39:04 towards level 56.
[09/30/21 22:49:51] heisenbug [112/596] has come upon gerry666 [323/624] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:53:44 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/01/21 04:37:12] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:16 towards level 56.
[10/01/21 06:02:22] heisenbug [354/596] has come upon Karen [39/443] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:33:08 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/01/21 08:59:20] heisenbug [169/596] has challenged texke [419/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:38:13 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/01/21 14:58:25] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:31 towards level 56.
[10/01/21 16:02:03] Visse [76/279] has challenged heisenbug [442/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Visse's clock.
[10/01/21 20:35:18] heisenbug got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:47:59 from level 56.
[10/02/21 02:33:01] tmberg [214/435] has challenged heisenbug [265/596] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to tmberg's clock.
[10/02/21 22:14:00] pwae, MistahKel, and heisenbug [239/1531] have team battled Asara, Lord255, and CompanionCube [1297/1580] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/21 05:11:01] Finley [265/490] has challenged heisenbug [5/596] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:53:26 is removed from Finley's clock.
[10/03/21 05:11:25] zifnab06 [210/246] has challenged heisenbug [581/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[10/03/21 18:38:15] heisenbug bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:53:39 from level 56.
[10/05/21 06:32:28] The_Decryptor [0/685] has challenged heisenbug [214/601] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:09:30 is added to The_Decryptor's clock.
[10/05/21 18:35:06] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:03 towards level 56.
[10/06/21 13:38:43] buzzzzz [140/563] has challenged heisenbug [503/601] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:08:55 is added to buzzzzz's clock.
[10/06/21 15:11:43] edk, heisenbug, Abe, and JeDa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/21 08:42:31] pants [403/597] has challenged heisenbug [76/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:39:26 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/07/21 09:23:55] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:17 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 20:45:37] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:45 towards level 56.
[10/10/21 14:01:13] heisenbug [109/601] has come upon Ankhers [537/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:52:09 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/10/21 17:58:45] Kachin [200/840] has challenged heisenbug [507/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:56:58 is added to Kachin's clock.
[10/10/21 19:19:06] Koffa [5/548] has come upon heisenbug [598/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:17 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/10/21 20:10:43] cryptolightning [11/453] has come upon heisenbug [507/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:21 is added to cryptolightning's clock.
[10/11/21 01:10:58] Oblomov [33/487] has come upon heisenbug [539/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:52:30 is added to Oblomov's clock.
[10/11/21 09:49:17] bookworm [82/551] has come upon heisenbug [26/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:45:16 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[10/11/21 23:18:18] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:18 towards level 56.
[10/12/21 14:51:32] blackroot [270/525] has come upon heisenbug [84/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:26:48 is removed from blackroot's clock.
[10/12/21 14:51:32] blackroot has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:25:46 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/12/21 16:59:49] Alesia, omero, and brycec [745/1262] have team battled heisenbug, spex, and MetaNova [73/1630] and won! 0 days, 00:01:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/21 07:48:26] sam [461/495] has come upon heisenbug [116/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:11:41 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/14/21 19:24:09] heisenbug [41/610] has challenged idlebot [523/958] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/14/21 21:03:12] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:00:52 from level 57.
[10/15/21 00:11:46] heisenbug learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:55:57 towards level 57.
[10/15/21 03:16:16] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:59:17 from level 57.
[10/20/21 06:33:23] Majak [182/657] has challenged heisenbug [407/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:28:39 is added to Majak's clock.
[10/21/21 09:38:55] heisenbug [239/610] has challenged Tenedos [481/522] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:18:01 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/22/21 05:42:53] crank [412/745] has challenged heisenbug [474/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:23 is added to crank's clock.
[10/23/21 02:24:30] damyan stole heisenbug's level 59 ring while they were sleeping! damyan leaves their old level 28 ring behind, which heisenbug then takes.
[10/23/21 08:02:51] heisenbug and Gorek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/21 02:47:21] heisenbug invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:50:24 towards level 57.
[10/24/21 13:13:56] Sherpard2, Tenorman, and KeboDK [155/1792] have team battled ShiaLabeouf, elf, and heisenbug [433/1983] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/21 01:51:36] heisenbug and soul have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/21 02:54:55] Plato, krin, and Pricey [517/1526] have team battled Disruptor, heisenbug, and sam [924/1564] and lost! 1 day, 05:59:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/21 11:50:43] heisenbug ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:11:52 from level 57.
[10/26/21 20:48:56] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:47 towards level 57.
[10/27/21 21:11:27] elf and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/21 05:27:35] heisenbug [204/576] has come upon CodeGeek [230/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:12:40 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/28/21 11:37:51] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:38 towards level 57.
[10/28/21 15:00:58] heisenbug [121/576] has come upon Sherpard2 [450/661] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:04:54 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/29/21 03:21:53] heisenbug [25/576] has come upon Centrixx [278/520] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:07:45 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/30/21 13:14:12] el [398/630] has come upon heisenbug [103/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:57 is removed from el's clock.
[10/30/21 14:48:48] Susumurata [311/348] has challenged heisenbug [250/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from Susumurata's clock.
[10/31/21 20:04:11] buZz [112/481] has challenged heisenbug [346/576] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to buZz's clock.
[11/01/21 02:16:27] soul, DownAndUp, and Hirion [1244/1344] have team battled CompanionCube, heisenbug, and Pinkman [587/1579] and won! 0 days, 03:59:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/21 02:31:48] heisenbug [151/576] has challenged Centrixx [118/538] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:45:40 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/01/21 05:44:40] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:58 towards level 57.
[11/01/21 12:41:06] heisenbug ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:09:26 from level 57.
[11/02/21 23:14:12] Zeno, zifnab06, and KeboDK [619/1187] have team battled Tor, dwfreed, and heisenbug [1724/1970] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/21 00:29:18] heisenbug got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:18:18 from level 57.
[11/03/21 21:02:01] di0nysus, coding_monk, and tmberg [1386/1422] have team battled Russell, heisenbug, and bookworm [1995/2026] and lost! 0 days, 03:43:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/21 03:31:03] heisenbug and Paperclip have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/21 01:10:06] heisenbug, BastelBot, and Sokar [897/1570] have team battled cornfeedhobo, StalkR, and Paperclip [944/1708] and lost! 1 day, 09:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/21 08:21:52] JoeK [308/378] has challenged heisenbug [504/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to JoeK's clock.
[11/07/21 20:04:46] Algernon [362/472] has challenged heisenbug [86/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:47 is removed from Algernon's clock.
[11/08/21 16:58:29] gegenschein and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 20:17:13] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:10 towards level 57.
[11/09/21 00:06:58] A_Dragon [321/752] has come upon heisenbug [357/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:35:37 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[11/09/21 23:43:25] heisenbug, scumola, and _sh [984/1606] have team battled Kritzefitz, mordac, and cremefresh [548/1786] and won! 0 days, 22:53:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/21 02:53:30] Kangie [25/339] has challenged heisenbug [84/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Kangie's clock.
[11/11/21 01:21:46] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:15 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 08:51:46] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:18 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 01:47:09] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:38 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 11:23:10] heisenbug and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/21 19:45:18] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:39 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 02:26:15] heisenbug [395/580] has challenged A_Dragon [298/752] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/13/21 06:22:24] thornrag, heisenbug, and kenyon [653/1809] have team battled simple, coding_monk, and MetaNova [906/1878] and lost! 4 days, 07:41:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/21 07:44:00] kinus, heisenbug, and Khorne [338/1658] have team battled dwfreed, Jens, and pztrn [1690/1824] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/21 14:38:08] heisenbug [576/580] has challenged _sh [326/589] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:28:08 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/15/21 13:42:58] tmberg [349/713] has challenged heisenbug [27/580] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:01:23 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/15/21 14:15:11] heisenbug [412/580] has come upon KeboDK [474/481] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:16:06 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/17/21 09:52:16] heisenbug [144/580] has challenged Wam [314/436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:14:38 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/17/21 12:45:21] uovobw [503/536] has come upon heisenbug [206/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:35 is removed from uovobw's clock.
[11/18/21 08:13:44] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:44 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 16:55:32] heisenbug [149/580] has come upon Faradome [48/454] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:25:38 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/20/21 08:00:15] heisenbug [349/580] has come upon Arch [229/554] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:40:17 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/21/21 22:55:18] sheu and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/21 02:13:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 3 days, 11:52:25 toward level 58.
[11/22/21 12:16:10] heisenbug and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/21 10:03:00] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:46 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 10:04:46] heisenbug lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:37:04 from level 58.
[11/23/21 13:40:17] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:34:47 from level 58.
[11/23/21 16:54:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 5 days, 12:21:30 toward level 58.
[11/24/21 04:29:45] heisenbug [271/580] has challenged Mattusmindus [416/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:54 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/24/21 18:00:53] sparogy [76/190] has challenged heisenbug [565/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to sparogy's clock.
[11/27/21 14:30:24] heisenbug [332/580] has challenged The_Decryptor [48/684] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/29/21 02:01:41] heisenbug, zankore, and Tangles [1728/1800] have team battled hare, d4n13L, and aqsd [1019/1523] and won! 0 days, 03:17:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/21 17:11:10] Asara [229/464] has come upon heisenbug [439/580] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:06:48 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/29/21 19:46:03] io [37/630] has come upon heisenbug [402/580] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:06:42 is added to io's clock.
[11/30/21 18:19:33] DownAndUp [601/630] has challenged heisenbug [407/580] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from DownAndUp's clock.
[11/30/21 19:53:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 9 days, 16:26:59 toward level 59.
[12/01/21 04:58:29] drahthaar, yano, and heisenbug [679/1639] have team battled blackroot, Tangles, and bobvador [772/1846] and lost! 1 day, 08:04:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 04:39:55] _sh, heisenbug, and soul [1564/1679] have team battled zbe, BastelBot, and edk [1577/1922] and lost! 0 days, 15:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 11:42:49] heisenbug, TauPan, and hax404 [1337/1716] have team battled A_Dragon, Chuck, and signofzeta [1561/1755] and lost! 1 day, 23:07:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 21:14:27] heisenbug [440/580] has challenged soul [38/515] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:50:58 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/06/21 13:31:43] heisenbug [344/580] has challenged Pinkman [367/433] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:01:02 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/06/21 14:54:28] Sombra [607/762] has come upon heisenbug [491/580] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:54:36 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[12/06/21 15:21:21] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:07 towards level 59.
[12/06/21 17:11:29] heisenbug [193/580] has come upon Kangie [144/385] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:43:51 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/06/21 17:17:34] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:00 towards level 59.
[12/08/21 11:32:14] Kritzefitz [345/605] has challenged heisenbug [569/580] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[12/08/21 11:41:10] zifnab06 [93/461] has challenged heisenbug [182/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:25 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[12/08/21 17:22:42] soltys [290/513] has come upon heisenbug [349/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:00 is added to soltys's clock.
[12/08/21 18:11:18] heisenbug saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:15:18 from level 59.
[12/10/21 00:47:36] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:24:13 from level 59.
[12/11/21 09:02:13] heisenbug [499/580] has come upon xbill [349/765] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:51:02 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/11/21 11:53:08] Yarosh, Affliction, and pyre [236/1579] have team battled heisenbug, sparogy, and Tangles [788/1521] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/21 22:58:35] heisenbug [369/580] has challenged V [461/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:28:06 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/12/21 04:34:47] heisenbug and Iines have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 18:00:03] heisenbug invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:39 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 19:25:01] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:53 towards level 59.
[12/13/21 05:49:45] drahthaar, Techman, and heisenbug [314/1992] have team battled Iines, Visse, and talisein [1212/2096] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/21 07:05:05] buyoq [748/788] has challenged heisenbug [571/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:29 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[12/13/21 11:35:42] HellSpawn [486/687] has challenged heisenbug [125/580] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/13/21 18:07:25] heisenbug [470/580] has challenged tsr [37/483] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:23:41 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/15/21 10:07:53] heisenbug [83/580] has come upon Visse [230/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:13:19 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/16/21 20:11:32] Scorpio, happymeal, and mgr [94/859] have team battled heisenbug, pants, and Psilocybe [1557/1776] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/21 03:14:19] heisenbug [511/580] has come upon Tenorman [208/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:42:01 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/17/21 17:54:14] heisenbug EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:56:29 from level 59.
[12/18/21 02:29:11] tomhek [708/761] has challenged heisenbug [410/580] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:33:10 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[12/18/21 05:56:27] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:52 towards level 59.
[12/18/21 07:04:30] Forud, BUSY, and HellSpawn [511/1942] have team battled heisenbug, Phil, and CornFly [1946/1968] and lost! 0 days, 07:31:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/21 13:31:29] heisenbug [492/580] has challenged allo [46/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:48 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/19/21 04:34:22] heisenbug and Mattusmindus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/21 12:23:15] heisenbug [426/600] has challenged Xenthys [222/398] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:28:59 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/20/21 04:20:19] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:10:49 towards level 60.
[12/20/21 06:39:39] cremefresh [143/706] has challenged heisenbug [224/600] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:38:04 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[12/21/21 01:35:17] canton7, aqsd, and heisenbug [650/1752] have team battled zbe, nya, and sbp [1491/1558] and lost! 2 days, 01:28:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/21 05:13:18] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:25:58 towards level 60.
[12/22/21 09:56:47] jacob1 and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 15:51:33] heisenbug [581/600] has challenged rawgreaze [205/496] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:30:36 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/23/21 02:44:13] heisenbug grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:18:12 towards level 60.
[12/23/21 05:31:03] cadfael, blackroot, and dwfreed [198/1891] have team battled Acolarh, BastelBot, and heisenbug [517/1694] and lost! 0 days, 22:51:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/21 13:59:59] heisenbug [563/600] has come upon washclof [759/861] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:55:49 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/23/21 15:18:36] buzzzzz [65/590] has come upon heisenbug [345/600] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:44:37 is added to buzzzzz's clock.
[12/24/21 09:49:10] heisenbug and AlexS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/21 07:57:09] heisenbug learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:52:40 towards level 60.
[12/25/21 16:40:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 12 days, 03:18:19 toward level 60.
[12/28/21 06:17:35] heisenbug [563/600] has challenged Iines [1117/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:32 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/28/21 09:46:33] heisenbug got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:47 from level 60.
[12/28/21 14:08:13] el [513/613] has come upon heisenbug [341/600] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:02:55 is removed from el's clock.
[12/28/21 16:06:54] heisenbug [479/600] has come upon CodeGeek [230/884] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:01:44 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/29/21 00:00:16] noex [2/8] has challenged heisenbug [266/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to noex's clock.
[12/29/21 00:21:24] Tenorman [113/657] has challenged heisenbug [433/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:28 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[12/30/21 18:13:41] heisenbug was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:45 from level 60.
[12/30/21 21:30:51] heisenbug [49/600] has challenged washclof [709/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:01 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/31/21 11:13:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 0 days, 07:50:16 toward level 60.
[12/31/21 20:03:27] heisenbug [599/600] has challenged mgr [394/467] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:07:13 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/01/22 03:37:05] heisenbug [306/600] has challenged kline [158/517] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:51:10 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/01/22 05:50:24] heisenbug [571/600] has come upon buZz [91/674] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:53:08 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/01/22 14:50:34] heisenbug and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/22 18:27:22] CodeGeek, Algernon, and pwae [1848/1906] have team battled heisenbug, cfjk, and caeli [1246/1506] and won! 0 days, 18:30:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 06:55:33] Theleveler [233/629] has come upon heisenbug [122/600] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:51:11 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[01/03/22 09:44:37] heisenbug was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:33:49 from level 61.
[01/03/22 12:37:23] omero and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 22:41:51] heisenbug [244/600] has come upon JackyB [120/763] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:45:58 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/04/22 03:04:33] heisenbug, Sokar, and crysis [929/1815] have team battled Drin, Techman, and VOID [2097/2330] and lost! 1 day, 07:46:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/22 04:21:39] sheu and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/22 20:44:36] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:33:48 towards level 61.
[01/06/22 01:08:59] crysis, aqsd, and dwfreed [281/2288] have team battled Nysdar, crank, and heisenbug [1647/1837] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/22 09:55:01] heisenbug was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:53 from level 61.
[01/08/22 12:17:22] heisenbug [350/600] has come upon Sherpard2 [247/652] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:44:05 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/08/22 19:41:02] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:18 towards level 61.
[01/09/22 01:26:15] DefiantN [80/146] has challenged heisenbug [140/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to DefiantN's clock.
[01/09/22 18:59:56] heisenbug was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:16 towards level 61.
[01/09/22 20:50:43] DefiantN [119/170] has challenged heisenbug [406/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to DefiantN's clock.
[01/10/22 03:40:56] heisenbug [62/600] has come upon V [52/800] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:58:07 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/10/22 11:45:37] heisenbug [132/600] has challenged Fenrik [511/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:30:14 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/11/22 02:48:38] Geoff [91/531] has challenged heisenbug [126/600] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:08:25 is added to Geoff's clock.
[01/11/22 10:44:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 4 days, 12:58:43 toward level 61.
[01/11/22 14:31:19] Syloq, thornrag, and heisenbug [1260/1971] have team battled buyoq, ion, and dCLCp [1521/1884] and lost! 1 day, 02:59:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/22 08:59:45] Syloq, heisenbug, and YeKong [862/1838] have team battled Sherpard2, Paganel, and Arch [1872/1939] and lost! 1 day, 04:51:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/22 03:39:07] fattrat, starlink, and Nuae [1594/1708] have team battled bananaboat, buyoq, and heisenbug [425/1983] and won! 2 days, 01:29:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/22 04:10:34] shikhin [75/520] has come upon heisenbug [71/600] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:00:23 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[01/14/22 09:35:34] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:54:39 from level 61.
[01/15/22 10:03:03] heisenbug and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/22 21:53:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 1 day, 04:37:13 toward level 61.
[01/15/22 23:12:38] bsleep [508/689] has challenged heisenbug [309/600] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:08:55 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[01/16/22 18:04:14] heisenbug [261/600] has come upon caeli [478/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:15:16 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/17/22 19:21:18] heisenbug [92/600] has challenged kptr [291/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:39:07 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/18/22 18:25:59] Techman [860/880] has challenged heisenbug [166/600] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:17:56 is removed from Techman's clock.
[01/19/22 12:15:28] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:16 from level 61.
[01/21/22 09:20:55] heisenbug [388/606] has challenged gradator [365/654] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/21/22 17:33:45] heisenbug and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/22 15:39:58] Ecko [139/332] has come upon heisenbug [17/606] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:31:34 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[01/23/22 08:48:11] Yuhno [18/765] has challenged heisenbug [289/606] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:47:18 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[01/23/22 12:17:42] noex [89/342] has challenged heisenbug [407/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to noex's clock.
[01/23/22 13:40:37] heisenbug fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:35:23 from level 62.
[01/24/22 14:28:42] heisenbug was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:26:02 from level 62.
[01/24/22 20:24:48] adamus1red, cfjk, and heisenbug [1067/1851] have team battled vectr0n, spex, and Aelane [371/1627] and won! 0 days, 06:52:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/22 13:44:25] blabber, megubyte, and control-z [1401/1477] have team battled nyuszika7h, soltys, and heisenbug [439/1847] and won! 0 days, 12:01:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/22 15:32:45] tomhek and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/22 08:51:28] VonToutCourt [739/825] has come upon heisenbug [47/606] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:31:17 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[01/27/22 00:32:56] sky and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 07:35:34] heisenbug fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:46:31 from level 62.
[01/27/22 21:28:29] Paganel, MadMan, and heisenbug [1150/1743] have team battled sam, hugga, and kline [753/1487] and won! 6 days, 14:57:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 22:05:36] Wam, heisenbug, Syloq, and bananaboat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/22 18:52:32] heisenbug [515/606] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [35/629] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:47:24 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/28/22 23:34:58] heisenbug, hugga, and herald [1072/1419] have team battled Bkid, Abe, and Alarien [1259/1541] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/22 13:19:23] Aylat [2/4] has challenged heisenbug [99/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Aylat's clock.
[01/30/22 14:50:35] heisenbug, tswsl, vegadark, and golgy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/22 16:02:58] heisenbug, VonToutCourt, and bsleep [171/2111] have team battled Varjatticus, Neil, and Mattusmindus [1946/2001] and lost! 0 days, 12:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/22 17:13:42] Kachin [191/897] has come upon heisenbug [586/606] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:48:12 is added to Kachin's clock.
[01/31/22 22:43:41] elf and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/22 00:07:09] Nysdar [469/533] has challenged heisenbug [341/606] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:22:41 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[02/01/22 08:55:12] Paganel, heisenbug, and Togra [1774/1936] have team battled MetaNova, Acolarh, and cremefresh [1662/1837] and won! 1 day, 18:59:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/22 18:50:13] heisenbug and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/22 21:32:04] heisenbug [552/606] has come upon shikhin [164/559] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:53:03 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[02/03/22 03:17:22] Sokar [18/465] has challenged heisenbug [357/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:03:57 is added to Sokar's clock.
[02/03/22 05:20:02] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:09 towards level 62.
[02/03/22 05:43:01] Feltharell [352/589] has challenged heisenbug [566/606] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[02/03/22 20:20:32] elf [149/616] has challenged heisenbug [48/606] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:12:23 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/03/22 21:24:33] elf and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 00:12:10] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:54 towards level 62.
[02/04/22 02:00:05] heisenbug was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:00 towards level 62.
[02/04/22 07:04:06] heisenbug got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:19 from level 62.
[02/04/22 12:58:42] heisenbug [234/606] has come upon judahnator [269/488] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:30 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/04/22 18:16:45] Fehu, heisenbug, and bookworm [601/1810] have team battled Svetland, Lenny_, and Hex [1002/1454] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 00:10:29] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:14 from level 62.
[02/05/22 02:26:10] heisenbug [349/606] has challenged nawcom [101/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:23 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[02/05/22 02:26:10] heisenbug has dealt nawcom a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:12:52 is added to nawcom's clock.
[02/05/22 20:00:52] heisenbug [50/606] has come upon jaxson [146/467] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:18 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/06/22 07:53:27] kinus and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/22 13:34:11] heisenbug spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! heisenbug's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/22 20:39:57] heisenbug [373/599] has challenged blackroot [71/557] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:28 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[02/07/22 23:16:25] heisenbug left their weapon out in the rain to rust! heisenbug's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/08/22 12:19:30] heisenbug [427/595] has come upon Lnk [207/985] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:42:09 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[02/08/22 15:42:18] TauPan [338/600] has challenged heisenbug [90/595] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:16:13 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/10/22 04:49:22] zbe [146/578] has challenged heisenbug [381/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:46:32 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/10/22 19:15:30] krin, Feltharell, and hdm [1602/2485] have team battled heisenbug, yano, and bananaboat [81/1712] and won! 0 days, 06:36:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 01:31:30] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:12 towards level 63.
[02/11/22 05:43:33] Zaratustra, DrinkyBird, and Feltharell [1286/2309] have team battled heisenbug, Primetime, and CrashOverride [607/1613] and won! 1 day, 04:10:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 11:14:56] heisenbug [117/595] has come upon ukleinek [138/494] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:14:53 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/11/22 13:25:46] pyre stole heisenbug's level 59 shield while they were sleeping! pyre leaves their old level 58 shield behind, which heisenbug then takes.
[02/11/22 15:17:35] anarcat, heisenbug, and sky [1085/2306] have team battled Lord255, "\@_, and nyuszika7h [1823/1890] and lost! 1 day, 22:04:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/22 21:57:04] heisenbug [426/594] has challenged blabber [366/573] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:36:03 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[02/12/22 18:35:02] heisenbug [493/594] has come upon washclof [158/889] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:52:23 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[02/13/22 19:30:50] solarsparq, Bahhumbug, and scumola [143/1696] have team battled heisenbug, Feltharell, and yNos [1620/1730] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/22 15:59:23] heisenbug was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:24:16 from level 63.
[02/14/22 20:23:38] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:35:06 towards level 63.
[02/15/22 15:14:00] KindOne [384/487] has challenged heisenbug [145/607] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:51:14 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[02/15/22 19:02:32] heisenbug has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:21:29 from level 63.
[02/16/22 13:08:59] heisenbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:01:21 from level 63.
[02/16/22 15:04:45] heisenbug [148/607] has come upon fattrat [298/543] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:23:08 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/17/22 05:43:45] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:45:21 from level 63.
[02/18/22 13:11:30] heisenbug was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:59:16 towards level 63.
[02/18/22 17:33:19] heisenbug, judahnator, GyrosGeier, and yano have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/22 21:44:22] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:28:41 from level 63.
[02/19/22 07:04:57] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:42 towards level 63.
[02/20/22 01:52:01] heisenbug [340/607] has come upon JackyB [226/379] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:15:40 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[02/20/22 08:24:19] JigmeDatse [493/554] has challenged heisenbug [482/607] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[02/21/22 17:05:16] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:37 towards level 63.
[02/21/22 19:28:46] heisenbug set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:21 from level 63.
[02/21/22 23:43:06] gildarts [232/472] has challenged heisenbug [307/607] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:40:39 is added to gildarts's clock.
[02/22/22 23:47:43] zifnab06 [339/460] has challenged heisenbug [166/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:29:07 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[02/23/22 08:37:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed heisenbug with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 13:32:42 from level 63.
[02/23/22 08:52:36] tmberg stole heisenbug's level 109 amulet while they were sleeping! tmberg leaves their old level 45 amulet behind, which heisenbug then takes.
[02/23/22 21:22:36] bobvador, yNos, and cfjk [876/1906] have team battled TheSilentLink, buzel, and heisenbug [1291/2011] and lost! 2 days, 02:46:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/22 20:00:49] EddieT137 [266/396] has challenged heisenbug [53/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:19:15 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[02/25/22 20:26:00] heisenbug was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:40:23 from level 63.
[02/26/22 01:17:02] Togra [473/665] has come upon heisenbug [3/536] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:14:45 is removed from Togra's clock.
[02/27/22 10:25:31] heisenbug [187/536] has come upon fizz [505/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:55:54 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/28/22 14:57:59] canton7 [554/668] has come upon heisenbug [398/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:39:01 is removed from canton7's clock.
[02/28/22 21:54:04] buyoq, Visse, and bananaboat [1801/1852] have team battled TimWolla, heisenbug, and Disruptor [1644/2277] and won! 0 days, 05:48:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/22 23:08:11] opcode [162/291] has challenged heisenbug [361/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to opcode's clock.
[03/01/22 08:27:33] heisenbug learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:58 towards level 63.
[03/01/22 17:38:03] heisenbug [358/536] has come upon bobvador [618/886] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:07:03 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/02/22 23:37:54] sid3windr, Kazador, and heisenbug [554/1487] have team battled golgy, gegenschein, and dwfreed [1450/2250] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 12:56:23] Aelane, Centrixx, and Syloq [238/2262] have team battled Wolf, heisenbug, and ChowderKeg [29/2021] and won! 1 day, 00:23:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/22 16:25:47] heisenbug and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 00:42:44] Arch [41/601] has come upon heisenbug [254/536] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:11:39 is added to Arch's clock.
[03/05/22 23:55:26] heisenbug [359/536] has come upon vegadark [214/653] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:01:28 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/06/22 02:39:06] heisenbug [323/536] has challenged womblecat [948/1061] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:43 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/06/22 04:15:49] Zaratustra [888/908] has come upon heisenbug [391/536] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:59:40 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/06/22 04:15:49] Zaratustra has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:21:34 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/08/22 13:31:49] CompanionCube [751/822] has come upon heisenbug [374/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:03:54 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[03/08/22 23:19:57] Sokar [482/523] has challenged heisenbug [3/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:29:12 is removed from Sokar's clock.
[03/09/22 18:14:09] heisenbug [403/536] has challenged kzootech [351/404] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:02:25 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/10/22 18:59:37] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:55:52 towards level 64.
[03/11/22 06:57:55] Fenrik, canton7, and Kurenai [427/1963] have team battled elf, heisenbug, and Bluedog [1159/2099] and lost! 0 days, 06:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/22 14:32:48] yano [648/662] has challenged heisenbug [302/536] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:12:13 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/14/22 11:10:28] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:07:10 towards level 64.
[03/15/22 02:24:45] heisenbug learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:42:55 from level 64.
[03/17/22 08:40:25] heisenbug [353/541] has come upon nawcom [85/603] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:06:39 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/17/22 22:03:00] heisenbug [379/541] has challenged unicron [226/684] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:07:21 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/18/22 02:35:24] heisenbug and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 03:50:54] cfjk [293/481] has come upon heisenbug [517/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:20:02 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/20/22 04:15:38] heisenbug and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/22 06:08:00] h00k [193/231] has challenged heisenbug [159/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/20/22 10:21:50] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:18 towards level 64.
[03/20/22 10:38:41] sid3windr, JamCow, and solarsparq [1485/2019] have team battled Hirion, heisenbug, and eising [743/1684] and won! 0 days, 04:59:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/22 03:23:09] heisenbug [35/541] has challenged krin [188/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:22:03 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/21/22 05:43:31] VonToutCourt [419/836] has come upon heisenbug [437/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:04 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[03/21/22 07:33:14] CodeGeek [349/968] has come upon heisenbug [540/541] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:43:04 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[03/22/22 09:10:43] heisenbug lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:33:25 from level 64.
[03/23/22 04:38:03] heisenbug [503/541] has come upon nyuszika7h [216/655] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:15:57 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/24/22 07:09:26] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:29:54 towards level 64.
[03/25/22 09:43:36] heisenbug [354/541] has challenged Yuhno [642/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:11 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/25/22 13:55:08] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:41 towards level 64.
[03/25/22 16:45:00] bananaboat [393/584] has challenged heisenbug [247/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:10:55 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/28/22 11:30:16] heisenbug [305/541] has come upon zbe [51/586] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:51:52 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/29/22 01:59:31] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:46:28 from level 64.
[03/29/22 15:27:17] strife and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/22 16:37:42] heisenbug and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/22 06:19:20] heisenbug [494/541] has come upon bg [67/769] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:52:40 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/30/22 15:33:14] heisenbug [515/541] has come upon Helystraza [216/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:27 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/31/22 13:13:13] misha [250/476] has come upon heisenbug [146/541] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:43:12 is removed from misha's clock.
[04/01/22 00:15:34] aqsd [102/514] has challenged heisenbug [290/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:12 is added to aqsd's clock.
[04/01/22 09:30:23] Kachin [288/942] has come upon heisenbug [198/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:14 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[04/01/22 15:01:07] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:58 towards level 64.
[04/02/22 00:36:03] heisenbug was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:08 from level 64.
[04/02/22 15:09:27] heisenbug [531/567] has challenged vectr0n [54/626] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/07/22 05:48:20] heisenbug [161/567] has come upon shikhin [529/554] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:52:42 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/07/22 11:30:44] Neil, Abe, and Tenedos [99/1669] have team battled anarcat, Crazycatlady, and heisenbug [1714/2412] and lost! 0 days, 14:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 06:09:41] heisenbug [64/567] has challenged VonToutCourt [14/825] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:15:01 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/08/22 11:00:44] heisenbug [188/567] has come upon eising [365/569] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:47:31 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/09/22 14:33:15] heisenbug [215/567] has come upon solarsparq [367/683] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:38:26 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/10/22 05:18:34] Ralle [245/616] has challenged heisenbug [140/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:40:55 is removed from Ralle's clock.
[04/10/22 21:51:27] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:49:07 towards level 65.
[04/12/22 07:07:40] _sh, coding_monk, and Fenrik [1745/2209] have team battled Covid-19, heisenbug, and sam [593/1762] and won! 2 days, 12:22:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 19:09:48] Techman, Feoh, and adamus1red [2269/2360] have team battled Crazycatlady, heisenbug, and gradator [1449/2065] and won! 0 days, 05:03:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 20:39:41] heisenbug [410/567] has come upon pwae [16/623] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:24:50 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/12/22 23:22:03] Tenedos, heisenbug, and tmberg [993/1959] have team battled zifnab06, Sergio, and io [293/2229] and won! 0 days, 14:19:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/22 09:40:30] heisenbug [94/567] has come upon Thorael [891/1042] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:33:38 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/13/22 20:26:34] heisenbug [346/567] has come upon scumola [453/610] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:41:26 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/13/22 20:46:40] zifnab06, idlegood, and Fenrik [1967/2156] have team battled DrinkyBird, Disruptor, and heisenbug [130/2261] and won! 0 days, 02:24:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/22 08:46:56] heisenbug bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:30 towards level 65.
[04/15/22 13:48:54] heisenbug learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:59:33 towards level 65.
[04/16/22 09:35:40] heisenbug [465/567] has challenged rawgreaze [517/600] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:29:08 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/16/22 14:46:16] tswsl, Ungoliant, and heisenbug [1279/1584] have team battled blabber, el, and HellSpawn [450/2170] and won! 0 days, 00:14:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 16:37:01] heisenbug [62/567] has challenged t3chn0 [508/649] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:15:49 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/17/22 00:54:23] heisenbug, adamus1red, and EddieT137 [39/1723] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Alys, and Thorael [1878/2418] and lost! 1 day, 05:46:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 06:35:42] heisenbug [13/567] has come upon bananaboat [3/594] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:18:11 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/18/22 19:42:19] krin, ahmubashshir, and heisenbug [1367/1929] have team battled TheSilentLink, Theleveler, and shikhin [174/1909] and won! 0 days, 09:14:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/22 18:24:01] heisenbug left their weapon out in the rain to rust! heisenbug's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/22 04:54:02] heisenbug [58/563] has challenged CornFly [258/518] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:21:37 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/20/22 06:45:01] Algernon, ZOTTA, and Centrixx [688/1823] have team battled sheu, heisenbug, and spex [79/1719] and won! 0 days, 18:31:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/22 15:09:34] CrashOverride, Fehu, and heisenbug [215/1844] have team battled ToHellWithGA, SCSi, and anarcat [2496/2638] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/22 18:09:26] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:32:45 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 23:41:55] heisenbug and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/22 22:02:33] heisenbug [53/563] has challenged Drin [341/775] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:35:08 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/21/22 22:53:35] heisenbug [43/563] has come upon buzel [110/770] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:01:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/22/22 01:50:38] Jens, heisenbug, and y [700/1385] have team battled nya, washclof, and omn0mn0m [849/1996] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/22 02:34:51] heisenbug [57/563] has come upon Covid-19 [402/546] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:17:14 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/22/22 16:32:58] heisenbug and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/22 06:29:32] ryp [107/575] has come upon heisenbug [277/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:07:44 is added to ryp's clock.
[04/24/22 11:41:18] heisenbug learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:36:44 towards level 65.
[04/24/22 12:52:32] Acolarh, heisenbug, and Centrixx [2053/2081] have team battled Angelina, kinus, and Destruia [1103/1847] and won! 0 days, 00:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/22 15:51:40] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:59:53 towards level 65.
[04/27/22 22:28:23] heisenbug was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:13:18 from level 65.
[04/28/22 23:12:09] Fehu [315/540] has come upon heisenbug [283/563] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:11:32 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[04/29/22 06:38:21] Aksej [452/582] has challenged heisenbug [183/563] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:33:05 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[04/29/22 11:53:46] Aelane, heisenbug, and zcy [1656/1732] have team battled Chuck, solarsparq, and thornrag [1357/1978] and won! 0 days, 19:15:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 02:37:19] pyre [416/721] has come upon heisenbug [250/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:21:42 is removed from pyre's clock.
[04/30/22 14:44:49] Carl [132/725] has challenged heisenbug [209/563] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:37:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/30/22 17:14:01] heisenbug was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:00:03 from level 65.
[05/01/22 03:43:53] heisenbug died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:21:08 from level 65.
[05/01/22 04:44:11] invisiblek [540/645] has come upon heisenbug [551/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:31 is added to invisiblek's clock.
[05/01/22 20:08:57] heisenbug [205/563] has come upon Alarien [586/628] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:59:13 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/01/22 23:48:53] heisenbug and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/22 03:57:20] Nuae [179/543] has challenged heisenbug [355/563] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:32:54 is added to Nuae's clock.
[05/03/22 22:01:01] heisenbug [277/563] has challenged Ralle [151/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:01:54 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/04/22 00:13:21] heisenbug and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/22 04:51:19] heisenbug, Andrio, and Covid-19 [515/1692] have team battled kzootech, Asara, and Yarosh [531/1397] and lost! 0 days, 01:41:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/22 23:23:15] heisenbug and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/22 23:48:38] heisenbug and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 06:22:52] yano [652/686] has come upon heisenbug [219/563] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:33:02 is removed from yano's clock.
[05/07/22 16:03:17] cfjk [500/516] has challenged heisenbug [408/563] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/08/22 18:17:27] yNos, heisenbug, jayvee, and Puff have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/22 19:23:26] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:37 from level 65.
[05/09/22 00:42:37] Koffa [447/657] has come upon heisenbug [424/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:20:42 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/09/22 20:38:25] heisenbug [157/563] has come upon VonToutCourt [350/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:17 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/10/22 19:25:44] heisenbug [207/569] has challenged tswsl [28/534] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/10/22 19:25:44] heisenbug has dealt tswsl a Critical Strike! 9 days, 02:58:42 is added to tswsl's clock.
[05/10/22 21:52:56] heisenbug [441/569] has come upon Primetime [24/465] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:37:15 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/10/22 21:52:56] heisenbug has dealt Primetime a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:42:56 is added to Primetime's clock.
[05/11/22 11:07:00] pants [864/914] has come upon heisenbug [406/569] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:31:49 is removed from pants's clock.
[05/14/22 05:55:24] heisenbug [300/569] has challenged TimWolla [504/782] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:18:22 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/14/22 08:32:12] Wam, heisenbug, and MELOONi [391/2460] have team battled Nuae, io, and Juan [1296/1867] and lost! 1 day, 03:16:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/22 12:50:44] Juan [430/558] has come upon heisenbug [117/569] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:43:52 is removed from Juan's clock.
[05/15/22 01:00:07] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:21:02 towards level 66.
[05/16/22 16:07:17] Puff [18/769] has challenged heisenbug [195/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:33 is added to Puff's clock.
[05/16/22 19:07:55] heisenbug [84/575] has challenged coding_monk [397/581] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:24:08 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/16/22 21:53:09] heisenbug [431/575] has come upon Kurenai [16/398] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:20:28 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/17/22 22:43:17] heisenbug sharpened the edge of their weapon! heisenbug's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/22 17:33:34] heisenbug and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/22 06:11:05] heisenbug [113/578] has come upon theZoMBiE [184/549] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:13:21 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/21/22 08:47:30] heisenbug [363/578] has come upon TheGreatest [139/493] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:31:08 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/22/22 14:50:51] ryp [36/818] has come upon heisenbug [156/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:26:06 is added to ryp's clock.
[05/22/22 23:28:12] heisenbug and herald have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/22 00:11:37] heisenbug grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:15 towards level 66.
[05/24/22 19:32:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 3 days, 21:23:52 toward level 66.
[05/25/22 04:18:49] pfoley, heisenbug, and Arch [86/1819] have team battled rawgreaze, bobvador, and Xenthys [851/2591] and lost! 3 days, 00:57:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/22 00:23:32] yNos and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/22 23:43:45] adamus1red, sky, and hdm [2031/2445] have team battled heisenbug, Nechayev, and bg [1156/1921] and won! 2 days, 01:57:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/22 07:45:30] heisenbug invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:14 towards level 66.
[05/30/22 08:59:48] heisenbug was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:07 towards level 66.
[06/01/22 04:36:53] heisenbug died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:51:20 from level 66.
[06/01/22 05:29:58] heisenbug grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:25 towards level 66.
[06/01/22 18:37:53] heisenbug got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:53 from level 66.
[06/02/22 00:04:01] heisenbug [215/578] has challenged hugga [300/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:50:54 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/03/22 21:22:39] heisenbug learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:31 towards level 66.
[06/03/22 22:13:50] MadMan and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/22 04:13:58] heisenbug [187/578] has challenged Omega [346/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:00 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/04/22 20:17:01] pfoley [497/646] has challenged heisenbug [536/578] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:19:29 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/05/22 19:20:58] ukleinek, Crazycatlady, and heisenbug [720/1894] have team battled Ralle, anarcat, and HellSpawn [596/2703] and won! 0 days, 19:26:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 11:24:19] heisenbug [425/578] has challenged Hex [68/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:01:10 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/07/22 07:02:46] jayvee, Sario, and heisenbug [1689/1816] have team battled bg, Paganel, and Acolarh [1432/2108] and won! 0 days, 06:48:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/22 04:14:38] heisenbug [520/578] has come upon CrashOverride [663/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:32 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/08/22 10:48:41] heisenbug [246/578] has challenged Gorek [492/982] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/09/22 04:10:14] heisenbug [514/578] has come upon yano [36/728] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:47:01 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/10/22 14:01:04] freeboson [121/781] has come upon heisenbug [169/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:55:23 is added to freeboson's clock.
[06/11/22 08:44:39] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:12:42 towards level 67.
[06/12/22 23:02:19] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:41:15 towards level 67.
[06/13/22 11:44:25] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:01 towards level 67.
[06/13/22 15:43:45] adamus1red, jacob1, and VonToutCourt [2908/3045] have team battled CrashOverride, heisenbug, and crank [1544/2073] and won! 0 days, 03:45:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 17:21:39] Asara, pwae, and heisenbug [829/1761] have team battled gradator, crank, and ahmubashshir [310/1945] and won! 0 days, 13:44:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 17:24:16] Gorek [554/977] has come upon heisenbug [495/578] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:11:35 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[06/14/22 07:47:46] feuerrot [31/319] has come upon heisenbug [514/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:55 is added to feuerrot's clock.
[06/14/22 10:54:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 25 days, 04:02:23 toward level 67.
[06/15/22 02:04:04] heisenbug lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:30:13 from level 67.
[06/15/22 20:45:33] Covid-19 and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/22 16:38:06] MetaNova [50/495] has challenged heisenbug [155/578] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:56:31 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[06/17/22 21:01:05] kptr, VonToutCourt, and canton7 [2275/2473] have team battled heisenbug, Pinkman, and Lenny_ [1061/1947] and won! 0 days, 21:48:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/22 12:44:16] heisenbug [260/578] has challenged Koffa [371/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:03 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/18/22 21:27:57] heisenbug, jacob1, and bobvador [1044/2416] have team battled blabber, EddieT137, and Destruia [477/2236] and won! 1 day, 11:31:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 00:28:22] DrinkyBird, heisenbug, and gradator [1594/2147] have team battled CornFly, Puff, and Tenorman [578/1990] and won! 0 days, 15:30:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 03:39:19] cfjk, Paganel, and Jaxxsinn [1302/1710] have team battled ZOTTA, heisenbug, and RussellB [262/2083] and won! 0 days, 04:53:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 11:16:09] Minus [155/482] has challenged heisenbug [355/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to Minus's clock.
[06/19/22 15:49:06] heisenbug [187/585] has challenged CrashOverride [490/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:44:20 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/20/22 01:51:05] heisenbug [291/585] has challenged Ecko [182/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:01:44 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/20/22 02:15:59] Misza, Reilly, and io [1491/2387] have team battled heisenbug, Cah, and Minus [1343/1476] and won! 0 days, 21:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 02:28:19] Jens [97/574] has come upon heisenbug [107/585] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:59:25 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/20/22 06:20:51] heisenbug and talisein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 09:52:49] starlink [384/709] has come upon heisenbug [404/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:42:41 is added to starlink's clock.
[06/20/22 20:45:40] heisenbug fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! heisenbug's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/22 08:07:17] <rainchick> [107/249] has challenged heisenbug [468/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to <rainchick>'s clock.
[06/22/22 20:29:44] idleneutral [266/544] has come upon heisenbug [79/579] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:23:08 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[06/23/22 00:38:10] heisenbug and sparogy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/22 15:18:39] heisenbug [286/579] has challenged RussellB [294/830] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/23/22 23:54:31] heisenbug [149/579] has come upon MetaNova [67/495] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:09:02 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/25/22 17:54:27] heisenbug burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! heisenbug's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/22 01:39:11] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:56:21 towards level 68.
[06/26/22 15:28:42] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:52:01 towards level 68.
[06/26/22 17:22:43] drahthaar [31/602] has challenged heisenbug [245/573] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:20:09 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[06/26/22 20:35:48] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:52:33 towards level 68.
[06/27/22 21:28:07] anarcat [788/1139] has challenged heisenbug [24/573] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:44:31 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[06/27/22 21:28:07] In the fierce battle, heisenbug dropped their level 65 pair of gloves! anarcat picks it up, tossing their old level 56 pair of gloves to heisenbug.
[06/28/22 22:20:22] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:36:21 towards level 68.
[06/29/22 13:02:52] heisenbug and gegenschein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 01:45:31] idleevil [229/586] has challenged heisenbug [12/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:11:09 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[06/30/22 11:47:21] heisenbug spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! heisenbug's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/22 14:32:12] heisenbug was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:43 towards level 68.
[07/02/22 04:40:26] canton7 [371/653] has come upon heisenbug [320/556] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:03:34 is removed from canton7's clock.
[07/02/22 18:55:30] idleevil, washclof, and scumola [262/2171] have team battled Disruptor, Tangles, and heisenbug [10/2501] and won! 0 days, 14:41:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/22 22:02:29] jacob1, scumola, and TheSilentLink [1303/2288] have team battled TheGreatest, gildarts, and heisenbug [1514/1645] and lost! 4 days, 00:41:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/22 00:40:36] heisenbug, Wam, and caeli [1639/2502] have team battled Hirion, GyrosGeier, and Malvolio [1742/1782] and lost! 0 days, 23:27:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/22 00:59:54] heisenbug [91/556] has challenged Disruptor [742/1142] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:55:17 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/03/22 02:39:11] TimWolla [242/772] has come upon heisenbug [488/556] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:12:13 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[07/04/22 13:47:02] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:46:26 towards level 68.
[07/05/22 17:36:10] Mordack [1/12] has challenged heisenbug [297/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Mordack's clock.
[07/06/22 15:56:47] heisenbug [515/556] has come upon unicron [262/702] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:07:58 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/06/22 21:46:54] Feltharell [335/716] has challenged heisenbug [131/556] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[07/07/22 23:51:43] heisenbug fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:31:31 from level 68.
[07/08/22 00:27:48] heisenbug [24/556] has come upon ephemer0l [470/664] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:14:51 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/08/22 04:24:39] alhen [11/16] has challenged heisenbug [455/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to alhen's clock.
[07/08/22 14:51:40] zbe and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/22 21:28:58] heisenbug [367/556] has challenged aqsd [149/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:31:19 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/09/22 04:06:43] Elwyn [286/349] has challenged heisenbug [443/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Elwyn's clock.
[07/09/22 11:26:09] heisenbug and jayvee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/22 21:33:42] heisenbug bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:45 towards level 68.
[07/10/22 04:32:00] heisenbug and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 19:35:09] heisenbug burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! heisenbug's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/22 08:13:18] Syloq, heisenbug, and eroc1990 [237/2061] have team battled Bluedog, pyre, and bobvador [100/2729] and won! 0 days, 04:59:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/22 09:23:51] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:35 towards level 68.
[07/11/22 19:43:26] bg [310/1092] has challenged heisenbug [513/551] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:11:59 is added to bg's clock.
[07/12/22 01:29:56] heisenbug was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:00:45 from level 68.
[07/12/22 07:46:07] womblecat, nya, and Wolf [1621/2680] have team battled spex, heisenbug, and Minus [585/1821] and won! 0 days, 19:22:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/22 12:27:23] heisenbug [548/551] has come upon kenyon [793/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:06:50 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/12/22 13:03:17] heisenbug bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:37 towards level 68.
[07/12/22 17:09:46] heisenbug [17/551] has come upon bsleep [449/771] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:08:21 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/13/22 15:02:34] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:49:28 from level 68.
[07/13/22 23:54:28] heisenbug [73/551] has challenged Lord255 [203/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:25:44 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/14/22 00:55:26] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:04 towards level 68.
[07/15/22 18:49:35] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:12 towards level 68.
[07/16/22 08:37:07] Techman and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/22 22:27:36] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:10 towards level 68.
[07/17/22 01:40:59] Tenorman, bookworm, and heisenbug [1758/1897] have team battled "\@_, yNos, and ukleinek [1690/1977] and won! 0 days, 19:18:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/22 08:11:01] LeD [356/483] has challenged heisenbug [148/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:16:40 is removed from LeD's clock.
[07/18/22 00:53:30] el, soltys, and Melon [1895/2283] have team battled bookworm, heisenbug, and SSLbits [222/1768] and won! 0 days, 09:50:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/22 16:17:35] heisenbug [39/551] has challenged SuzakuMedli [114/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:18 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/19/22 01:56:20] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:41 towards level 68.
[07/20/22 00:42:42] heisenbug got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:52 from level 68.
[07/20/22 07:18:14] heisenbug [462/551] has challenged VOID [273/763] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:38:51 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/20/22 07:35:38] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:53:50 towards level 69.
[07/20/22 11:27:39] Tabmow, jayvee, and Forud [386/2203] have team battled heisenbug, Aksej, and bobvador [873/2020] and lost! 1 day, 13:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/22 14:44:50] unicron [29/702] has challenged heisenbug [413/551] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/21/22 23:57:14] heisenbug found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:55:02 towards level 69.
[07/22/22 07:36:55] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:46 towards level 69.
[07/22/22 13:30:58] Algernon, heisenbug, Crazycatlady, and Aelane have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/22 09:46:04] hdm [592/950] has challenged heisenbug [238/551] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:19:41 is removed from hdm's clock.
[07/24/22 09:57:58] heisenbug [247/551] has come upon pyre [493/894] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:14:14 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/25/22 15:42:31] pfoley [41/691] has challenged heisenbug [361/555] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to pfoley's clock.
[07/26/22 17:57:50] tmberg [793/846] has challenged heisenbug [237/555] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:35:29 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[07/27/22 05:06:24] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:06 towards level 69.
[07/27/22 06:57:15] heisenbug [159/555] has come upon nyuszika7h [455/666] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:00:42 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/27/22 08:20:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 9 days, 03:06:38 toward level 69.
[07/28/22 12:45:01] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:41 towards level 69.
[07/29/22 10:53:18] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:55:47 towards level 69.
[07/29/22 13:49:46] buzel, Centrixx, and heisenbug [933/2110] have team battled Togra, dwfreed, and Juan [1812/2168] and lost! 2 days, 01:27:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/22 07:28:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 6 days, 12:18:32 toward level 69.
[07/31/22 06:20:00] zankore [291/911] has challenged heisenbug [239/555] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:24:47 is removed from zankore's clock.
[07/31/22 16:34:20] heisenbug and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/22 17:27:39] SSLbits [340/535] has come upon heisenbug [477/555] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:09:13 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/01/22 02:51:35] hdm, Quack, and ion [24/2403] have team battled heisenbug, idleevil, and A_Dragon [1064/2057] and lost! 1 day, 14:10:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/22 23:05:49] tomhek [703/811] has challenged heisenbug [25/555] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[08/03/22 16:16:16] munkis, eroc1990, and Asara [1053/2002] have team battled blabber, heisenbug, and Notir [1389/2215] and lost! 0 days, 13:26:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/22 00:25:17] heisenbug [430/555] has challenged Tabmow [139/813] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/04/22 09:05:27] heisenbug and VOID have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/22 00:30:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 24 days, 22:10:03 toward level 70.
[08/06/22 01:15:41] heisenbug and Feltharell have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/22 02:49:05] heisenbug [213/559] has challenged megubyte [251/547] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:43:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/06/22 15:37:47] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:37:58 towards level 70.
[08/07/22 03:23:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 11 days, 21:27:49 toward level 70.
[08/08/22 09:51:55] Affliction, Puff, and beasty [490/1840] have team battled <rainchick>, Gorek, and heisenbug [786/2139] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/22 13:08:59] launchd, Nuae, and GilbertErik [1366/1781] have team battled iiriix, dyvonna, and heisenbug [1561/1874] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/22 20:15:43] Khorne [643/964] has come upon heisenbug [42/559] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:19:01 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[08/09/22 14:14:23] Hex [560/630] has come upon heisenbug [389/559] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:53:37 is removed from Hex's clock.
[08/09/22 16:16:14] "\@_ [479/852] has come upon heisenbug [466/559] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:49:30 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[08/10/22 11:25:44] Alys, Acolarh, and Kritzefitz [573/2308] have team battled kinus, heisenbug, and ZOTTA [881/1776] and lost! 3 days, 13:30:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/22 01:45:47] dyvonna and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/22 02:13:26] bobvador [817/895] has challenged heisenbug [489/559] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:10:44 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[08/11/22 15:56:38] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:34 towards level 70.
[08/12/22 14:08:25] heisenbug misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:17 from level 70.
[08/13/22 00:36:29] heisenbug [517/561] has challenged vectr0n [77/621] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/13/22 10:02:33] Beefcan, Forud, and tswsl [1346/2079] have team battled CrashOverride, JigmeDatse, and heisenbug [595/2039] and won! 0 days, 20:22:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 16:30:25] adamus1red, heisenbug, and mordac [960/1901] have team battled xbill, Carl, and Platonides [1841/2504] and lost! 6 days, 05:06:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/22 19:05:51] heisenbug [234/561] has come upon Algernon [245/602] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:45:57 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/16/22 15:06:59] idleneutral, Geoff, and csc2ya [161/1979] have team battled heisenbug, AlexS, and CodeGeek [1312/2298] and lost! 2 days, 12:11:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/22 23:58:53] Malvolio [476/551] has come upon heisenbug [484/561] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:04:32 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/17/22 10:28:37] JigmeDatse, pyre, and Covid-19 [451/2306] have team battled io, canton7, and heisenbug [1917/2111] and lost! 2 days, 04:18:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/22 15:17:13] scumola, Aelane, and Juan [822/2140] have team battled Drin, heisenbug, and golgy [193/1887] and won! 2 days, 07:52:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/22 15:34:14] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:12:09 towards level 71.
[08/21/22 01:16:17] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:53:23 from level 71.
[08/21/22 16:33:03] heisenbug was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:15:31 from level 71.
[08/21/22 19:38:14] heisenbug lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:06:44 from level 71.
[08/22/22 04:07:20] heisenbug [25/561] has challenged TheSilentLink [620/695] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:09:45 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/22/22 04:35:42] heisenbug was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:29:52 from level 71.
[08/22/22 05:32:21] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:24:23 towards level 71.
[08/22/22 21:10:21] bsleep and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/22 09:43:00] Sergio [719/834] has challenged heisenbug [181/561] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from Sergio's clock.
[08/24/22 11:52:20] gildarts, Feltharell, and nyuszika7h [726/2206] have team battled heisenbug, jayvee, and zifnab06 [1257/2221] and lost! 4 days, 04:06:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/22 14:04:39] washclof, heisenbug, and StalkR [610/2258] have team battled Tenorman, anarcat, and Thorael [1886/2951] and lost! 0 days, 03:29:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/22 10:26:37] Kemikals [287/391] has challenged heisenbug [7/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:15 is removed from Kemikals's clock.
[08/25/22 10:34:12] heisenbug left their weapon out in the rain to rust! heisenbug's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/22 21:08:06] heisenbug [512/561] has come upon tomhek [480/811] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:31:54 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/26/22 07:28:23] heisenbug [141/561] has challenged MetaNova [202/633] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:59:45 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/26/22 11:58:14] heisenbug and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/22 15:11:00] heisenbug [402/561] has come upon SirNeo [233/537] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:17:34 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/26/22 16:24:23] heisenbug [17/561] has come upon muirrum [212/407] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:26:20 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/27/22 11:24:49] ChowderKeg [142/715] has come upon heisenbug [126/561] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:10 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[08/27/22 20:47:20] heisenbug and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 21:46:08] Russell, _sh, and kptr [368/2328] have team battled womblecat, sc, and heisenbug [2054/2466] and lost! 6 days, 13:52:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/22 04:29:20] heisenbug [379/561] has come upon cornfeedhobo [453/711] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:09:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/28/22 21:37:02] ToHellWithGA, Chuck, and Timaquana [927/1913] have team battled heisenbug, Yarosh, and Kurenai [412/1507] and won! 0 days, 02:41:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/22 01:04:35] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:16:13 towards level 71.
[08/30/22 08:27:50] heisenbug and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/22 10:56:41] Puff, heisenbug, and brycec [971/2284] have team battled Crazycatlady, Platonides, and shikhin [2069/2405] and lost! 4 days, 14:16:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/22 08:17:32] heisenbug saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:07:26 from level 71.
[08/31/22 15:44:12] idleneutral, Tenorman, and Sokar [1247/1831] have team battled yano, heisenbug, and Theleveler [187/2222] and won! 2 days, 02:41:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/22 17:31:49] heisenbug was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:08:57 from level 71.
[08/31/22 19:54:01] canton7 [720/745] has come upon heisenbug [27/561] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:29:54 is removed from canton7's clock.
[09/01/22 04:09:09] heisenbug was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:43:21 from level 71.
[09/01/22 05:56:39] heisenbug saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:50:28 from level 71.
[09/02/22 00:33:06] enteral [263/622] has come upon heisenbug [340/561] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:07:18 is added to enteral's clock.
[09/02/22 16:19:50] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:53:42 from level 71.
[09/02/22 17:05:32] heisenbug [229/561] has challenged muirrum [68/411] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:31:46 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/04/22 14:26:14] heisenbug got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:35:36 from level 71.
[09/05/22 12:06:18] heisenbug and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 13:15:32] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:16:53 towards level 71.
[09/05/22 14:21:46] Notir [405/829] has come upon heisenbug [273/561] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:19:02 is removed from Notir's clock.
[09/07/22 03:11:19] Ecko [48/955] has come upon heisenbug [329/561] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:27:38 is added to Ecko's clock.
[09/08/22 22:37:08] heisenbug [93/561] has challenged Kemikals [311/455] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:09:41 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/09/22 00:49:51] heisenbug and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 21:37:38] allo, kenyon, and Sombra [1716/2517] have team battled heisenbug, JamCow, and pfoley [30/2114] and won! 3 days, 18:33:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 05:39:18] heisenbug and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 12:05:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 26 days, 04:06:37 toward level 71.
[09/12/22 11:23:41] Sherpard2, io, and dyvonna [816/2049] have team battled nya, heisenbug, and el [1911/2061] and lost! 2 days, 17:04:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/22 12:32:23] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:56:38 towards level 71.
[09/13/22 15:32:01] heisenbug ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:07 from level 71.
[09/13/22 16:15:37] EddieT137, Omega, and nya [1970/2670] have team battled Ecko, heisenbug, and CodeGeek [231/2500] and won! 2 days, 11:46:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/22 01:06:49] hax404, contyk, and pasquale [1453/1980] have team battled heisenbug, allo, and Pinkman [1784/2057] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/22 02:28:41] heisenbug lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:46 from level 71.
[09/16/22 05:28:42] heisenbug got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:59 from level 71.
[09/17/22 09:24:23] gusto [57/276] has come upon heisenbug [48/561] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:29:59 is removed from gusto's clock.
[09/19/22 01:27:58] heisenbug [382/561] has challenged Destruia [314/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:56 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/19/22 12:22:40] Centrixx, bobvador, and Alarien [624/2408] have team battled canton7, heisenbug, and buzel [988/2157] and lost! 0 days, 03:43:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/22 12:27:53] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:05 towards level 71.
[09/20/22 03:55:47] heisenbug [71/561] has come upon launchd [108/482] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:52:11 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/21/22 05:38:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 0 days, 00:15:46 toward level 71.
[09/21/22 08:17:51] heisenbug [5/561] has challenged pwae [47/734] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/21/22 13:57:02] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:03:04 towards level 72.
[09/21/22 16:02:09] heisenbug and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/22 07:34:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed heisenbug with fire, slowing the heathen 36 days, 13:07:05 from level 72.
[09/22/22 16:18:27] shikhin [115/936] has come upon heisenbug [204/565] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:43:16 is added to shikhin's clock.
[09/23/22 04:49:05] heisenbug [0/565] has challenged gildarts [711/828] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:21:06 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/23/22 20:03:56] Aelane, heisenbug, and Sokar [342/1793] have team battled Kritzefitz, Puff, and Aksej [2166/2358] and lost! 0 days, 12:55:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/22 17:54:08] heisenbug got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:08:27 from level 72.
[09/26/22 17:47:06] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:49:16 from level 72.
[09/27/22 08:05:31] heisenbug [89/565] has come upon gradator [33/739] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 09:33:03 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/27/22 10:35:07] heisenbug and Feltharell have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/22 15:02:50] heisenbug and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/22 19:01:13] heisenbug and Platonides have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 12:23:41] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:51:46 towards level 72.
[09/29/22 04:46:00] heisenbug [283/565] has come upon achin [29/722] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:29:30 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/29/22 13:21:17] A_Dragon [105/1026] has challenged heisenbug [359/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:49:46 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[09/30/22 06:30:37] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:55:54 towards level 72.
[09/30/22 08:40:18] heisenbug [350/565] has come upon judahnator [332/512] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:54:33 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/30/22 16:24:36] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:14:46 towards level 72.
[10/01/22 18:56:28] heisenbug and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/22 03:34:18] Thorael [129/704] has challenged heisenbug [512/565] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:00:48 is added to Thorael's clock.
[10/02/22 09:33:05] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:46:43 towards level 72.
[10/04/22 21:13:39] heisenbug [402/565] has come upon jayvee [211/764] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:25:55 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/05/22 04:51:50] heisenbug slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! heisenbug's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/22 08:10:26] jjasghar stole heisenbug's level 73 helm while they were sleeping! jjasghar leaves their old level 52 helm behind, which heisenbug then takes.
[10/05/22 15:03:32] heisenbug learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:23:38 towards level 72.
[10/07/22 08:53:31] Destruia [725/736] has come upon heisenbug [437/534] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:56:42 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[10/07/22 16:55:45] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:22 towards level 72.
[10/09/22 16:20:59] TauPan, tsr, and Kritzefitz [2114/2549] have team battled simple, heisenbug, and starlink [1584/2286] and won! 3 days, 05:45:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/22 17:04:53] heisenbug learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:05:57 from level 72.
[10/11/22 18:09:29] heisenbug misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:54:02 from level 72.
[10/14/22 06:36:35] washclof [370/1061] has challenged heisenbug [458/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:32 is added to washclof's clock.
[10/14/22 14:19:22] d4n13L, heisenbug, and kzootech [33/1655] have team battled crysis, Malvolio, and Lnk [2014/2155] and lost! 1 day, 16:32:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/22 14:38:14] heisenbug [244/539] has challenged Ankhers [258/702] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:26:44 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/15/22 02:40:06] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:37:02 towards level 72.
[10/15/22 12:42:50] kzootech [99/578] has challenged heisenbug [191/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:05:11 is added to kzootech's clock.
[10/16/22 01:45:14] Tabmow [561/830] has come upon heisenbug [9/539] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:20:17 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[10/16/22 14:32:39] brycec [823/946] has come upon heisenbug [528/539] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:18:40 is removed from brycec's clock.
[10/16/22 15:25:17] heisenbug and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 17:33:17] zifnab06 [34/572] has come upon heisenbug [167/539] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:24:37 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[10/18/22 01:55:52] Sombra [150/971] has challenged heisenbug [174/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:24:40 is added to Sombra's clock.
[10/18/22 20:59:48] signofzeta [586/958] has challenged heisenbug [304/539] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:38:41 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[10/19/22 00:00:27] misha [272/586] has challenged heisenbug [381/539] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:16:06 is added to misha's clock.
[10/19/22 03:01:04] heisenbug [10/539] has challenged megubyte [367/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:07:17 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/19/22 15:03:41] heisenbug [52/539] has challenged EddieT137 [281/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:30:03 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/19/22 16:13:08] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:18 towards level 72.
[10/20/22 12:29:53] tmberg, heisenbug, Forud, and Omega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/22 15:18:42] Ungoliant, Lenny_, and dyvonna [387/1881] have team battled heisenbug, KyloRen, and Togra [615/1631] and lost! 1 day, 18:04:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/22 19:28:49] heisenbug [513/539] has come upon tsr [141/717] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:19:45 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/21/22 10:09:35] washclof [279/1061] has challenged heisenbug [7/539] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:51:44 is removed from washclof's clock.
[10/22/22 09:19:52] heisenbug [91/539] has challenged Kronan [712/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:59 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/23/22 11:56:42] heisenbug found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:06 towards level 72.
[10/24/22 00:21:12] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:17 towards level 72.
[10/24/22 02:40:10] Crazycatlady [326/723] has come upon heisenbug [189/539] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:59:19 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/24/22 19:14:59] heisenbug [414/539] has come upon sky [598/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:14:53 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/26/22 04:09:48] MetaNova, "\@_, and Arch [1723/2499] have team battled Platonides, heisenbug, and nawcom [1767/2059] and lost! 10 days, 14:52:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/22 10:43:34] heisenbug [425/676] has challenged damyan [147/690] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:37:07 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/27/22 03:49:57] heisenbug and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/22 19:26:22] buzel [808/855] has challenged heisenbug [286/676] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:13:41 is removed from buzel's clock.
[10/27/22 21:38:07] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:40 towards level 73.
[10/28/22 12:08:39] heisenbug [612/676] has come upon DrinkyBird [88/927] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:25:37 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/29/22 01:09:35] heisenbug [294/676] has come upon t3chn0 [530/903] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:47:31 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/29/22 03:39:32] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:18:16 towards level 73.
[10/29/22 14:43:34] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:24:48 towards level 73.
[10/30/22 00:57:52] heisenbug and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 02:03:45] heisenbug [565/676] has come upon Tabmow [740/840] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:55:29 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/30/22 18:28:45] womblecat [529/1098] has challenged heisenbug [460/676] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:23:09 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[10/30/22 20:40:15] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:56:52 towards level 73.
[10/31/22 11:53:17] yano [220/757] has come upon heisenbug [395/676] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:52:06 is added to yano's clock.
[11/01/22 17:49:44] heisenbug [80/676] has challenged gradator [485/739] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:38:09 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/01/22 19:53:18] heisenbug spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! heisenbug's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/22 07:04:11] Yarosh [99/494] has come upon heisenbug [229/669] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:28:36 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[11/03/22 08:20:52] heisenbug [37/669] has come upon MadMan [241/479] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:34:22 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/04/22 04:01:08] BenDover [406/487] has challenged heisenbug [271/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:26 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[11/04/22 08:01:58] heisenbug [266/669] has challenged VonToutCourt [1325/1387] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:26:34 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/05/22 15:07:59] Thorael [18/685] has challenged heisenbug [434/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:35 is added to Thorael's clock.
[11/07/22 20:10:06] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:50:58 towards level 73.
[11/07/22 23:24:08] heisenbug [113/669] has challenged cornfeedhobo [6/695] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:50:57 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/09/22 00:04:04] heisenbug, pyre, and ToHellWithGA [1895/2505] have team battled CodeGeek, Khorne, and Chuck [1358/2685] and won! 0 days, 02:30:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/22 13:17:35] heisenbug got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:41:40 from level 73.
[11/12/22 08:09:21] heisenbug [616/669] has come upon tsr [374/717] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:38:09 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/12/22 23:59:02] Affliction [177/913] has come upon heisenbug [481/669] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:40:17 is added to Affliction's clock.
[11/13/22 13:01:33] heisenbug, ToHellWithGA, and Centrixx [508/2772] have team battled TimWolla, drahthaar, and style [2018/2404] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/22 21:29:09] heisenbug, blabber, and _sh [1675/2318] have team battled ephemer0l, Aksej, and Acolarh [1938/2166] and lost! 3 days, 02:25:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/22 09:38:52] heisenbug [656/669] has come upon jayvee [591/783] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:46:15 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/15/22 21:42:27] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:03 towards level 73.
[11/15/22 22:19:26] heisenbug [668/669] has come upon fstrelok [105/613] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:41:44 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/17/22 05:35:07] heisenbug misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:24:40 from level 73.
[11/18/22 05:51:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 6 days, 13:51:28 toward level 73.
[11/18/22 13:15:12] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:49 from level 73.
[11/18/22 13:51:50] _sh, Tangles, and Hex [1076/2102] have team battled heisenbug, zifnab06, and simple [1310/2253] and lost! 5 days, 01:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/22 16:58:46] heisenbug, BastelBot, and warlord [394/1401] have team battled Tabmow, blabber, and freeboson [1299/2620] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/22 12:27:52] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:03 towards level 73.
[11/21/22 10:02:34] heisenbug [589/669] has challenged slim [138/520] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:39:04 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/23/22 21:47:12] heisenbug [128/669] has challenged kenyon [443/885] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:29:50 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/23/22 23:01:16] Pinkman [694/866] has come upon heisenbug [140/669] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:53:46 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[11/24/22 10:50:11] tsr [433/717] has challenged heisenbug [533/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:11:07 is added to tsr's clock.
[11/26/22 06:42:14] spex [986/1079] has come upon heisenbug [166/669] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:09:17 is removed from spex's clock.
[11/26/22 14:01:47] heisenbug [360/669] has challenged enteral [415/688] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:10:41 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/26/22 17:36:46] heisenbug [405/669] has come upon bg [218/1095] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:04:10 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/27/22 05:31:10] CornFly [457/630] has come upon heisenbug [483/669] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:23:23 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/27/22 09:54:02] heisenbug [1/669] has come upon Thorael [102/664] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:02:47 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/28/22 02:09:54] heisenbug [231/669] has challenged Aksej [441/699] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:24:43 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/29/22 05:33:11] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:39:41 towards level 74.
[11/29/22 22:42:00] heisenbug was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:37:23 from level 74.
[11/30/22 00:20:26] Asara [258/609] has challenged heisenbug [401/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:22:50 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/30/22 04:15:53] heisenbug slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! heisenbug's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/03/22 12:25:31] Alarien, iiriix, and Tuxx [1406/1755] have team battled heisenbug, HellSpawn, and Andrio [1523/2230] and lost! 0 days, 10:21:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/22 05:43:13] Yarosh, sc, and Forud [650/2147] have team battled Kachin, BastelBot, and heisenbug [219/2380] and won! 1 day, 04:49:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/22 10:45:42] heisenbug [113/663] has come upon Yarosh [276/491] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:44:31 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/05/22 03:00:36] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:10:55 towards level 74.
[12/05/22 12:51:17] heisenbug [368/663] has challenged damyan [169/704] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:09:30 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/05/22 18:09:10] zbe and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/22 19:08:14] heisenbug [657/663] has come upon Fenrik [815/1196] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:32:04 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/05/22 22:07:20] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:41:22 from level 74.
[12/06/22 10:02:27] heisenbug and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/22 00:26:22] zgrep [340/625] has come upon heisenbug [579/663] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:52:04 is added to zgrep's clock.
[12/08/22 23:40:15] heisenbug [408/663] has come upon ahmubashshir [326/889] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:15:32 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/09/22 13:41:14] dwfreed, RussellB, and Kurenai [282/2990] have team battled Koffa, heisenbug, and thornrag [1055/2010] and lost! 1 day, 06:32:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/22 15:28:00] signofzeta, linear, and Arch [713/2212] have team battled Zaratustra, heisenbug, and Gorek [289/2338] and won! 0 days, 04:16:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/22 05:19:35] Berserker, hugga, and Sombra [1084/1947] have team battled drahthaar, heisenbug, and wowbagger [526/2108] and won! 0 days, 14:46:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 05:15:31] heisenbug [609/667] has come upon LeD [3/619] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:31:55 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/13/22 12:37:30] heisenbug [394/667] has challenged pyre [559/838] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:37:53 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/13/22 17:48:15] JamCow, heisenbug, and Forud [1282/2552] have team battled vadas, wowbagger, and buzel [549/1672] and won! 5 days, 10:09:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 22:48:31] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:11 towards level 74.
[12/14/22 04:07:55] heisenbug, t3chn0, and soltys [355/2513] have team battled Minus, Ganonk, and "\@_ [1577/2443] and lost! 3 days, 23:52:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/22 07:50:50] Sombra, Khorne, and yNos [1961/2681] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Ankhers, and heisenbug [509/2435] and won! 0 days, 07:49:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/22 15:58:30] jjasghar [465/959] has come upon heisenbug [447/667] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:09:27 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[12/14/22 19:45:04] crank [700/825] has challenged heisenbug [82/667] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:40:34 is removed from crank's clock.
[12/15/22 13:26:59] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:11:24 towards level 74.
[12/16/22 05:00:39] kinus, SirBummelz, and Comnenus [711/1740] have team battled Platonides, heisenbug, and SSLbits [599/2074] and won! 0 days, 07:58:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/22 02:07:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 2 days, 10:38:04 toward level 74.
[12/17/22 09:01:02] Forud, Silvanus_Betrium, and AlexS [464/2376] have team battled norrland, Gonpael, and heisenbug [296/1071] and won! 2 days, 03:15:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/22 13:14:38] heisenbug and psychoid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/22 17:14:54] heisenbug [568/667] has challenged hdm [513/960] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:27:57 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/20/22 03:09:10] hdm [705/960] has come upon heisenbug [357/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:54:52 is removed from hdm's clock.
[12/20/22 20:59:14] EddieT137 [86/982] has come upon heisenbug [166/667] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:14:05 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[12/21/22 02:16:52] heisenbug and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/22 04:17:24] zcy, Drin, and Dan [312/1852] have team battled heisenbug, ChowderKeg, and AlexS [175/2022] and won! 0 days, 00:33:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/22 06:16:51] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:01 towards level 74.
[12/22/22 00:47:55] ChowderKeg, Silvanus_Betrium, and CrashOverride [2042/2524] have team battled heisenbug, yano, and Dan [72/2179] and won! 0 days, 14:43:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/22 06:07:52] muirrum, SirNeo, and SirBummelz [740/1803] have team battled herald, Centrixx, and heisenbug [2134/2454] and lost! 0 days, 23:25:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/22 14:36:59] heisenbug [354/667] has challenged Omega [1028/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:16 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/25/22 00:13:06] heisenbug saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:51 from level 74.
[12/26/22 18:55:26] heisenbug [114/672] has come upon CornFly [621/683] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:19 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/26/22 21:45:55] heisenbug broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:49:38 from level 74.
[12/27/22 00:57:49] heisenbug [173/672] has come upon Omega [454/1031] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:16 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/27/22 21:00:07] gradator [490/543] has challenged heisenbug [671/672] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:13:33 is added to gradator's clock.
[12/29/22 16:31:08] heisenbug grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:21 towards level 74.
[12/29/22 18:24:54] DontEvenPeek [4/19] has challenged heisenbug [460/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[12/29/22 18:33:26] iiriix [325/762] has come upon heisenbug [448/672] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:51:28 is added to iiriix's clock.
[12/29/22 20:26:39] Alarien [518/643] has come upon heisenbug [633/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:05:14 is added to Alarien's clock.
[12/30/22 06:26:56] heisenbug [52/672] has challenged Gorek [633/940] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/31/22 16:31:57] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:04:13 towards level 75.
[12/31/22 23:22:32] tomhek [435/765] has challenged heisenbug [664/672] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:00:57 is added to tomhek's clock.
[01/02/23 00:28:11] Misza [57/1087] has challenged heisenbug [502/665] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:55:48 is added to Misza's clock.
[01/03/23 14:18:55] heisenbug [529/665] has come upon slim [146/502] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:49:48 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/03/23 20:38:27] yano [178/1059] has challenged heisenbug [287/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:32:18 is added to yano's clock.
[01/04/23 05:40:31] heisenbug [155/665] has challenged ion [118/849] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:33:43 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/05/23 04:02:59] heisenbug [660/665] has come upon sky [29/896] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:39:21 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/07/23 00:16:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 18 days, 12:33:26 toward level 75.
[01/07/23 00:49:00] Silvanus_Betrium [254/1008] has come upon heisenbug [146/665] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:25:27 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[01/07/23 02:56:26] Forud [404/919] has challenged heisenbug [416/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:49:55 is added to Forud's clock.
[01/08/23 10:08:19] heisenbug EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:51:09 from level 75.
[01/08/23 17:48:30] contyk [518/768] has come upon heisenbug [57/665] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:13:17 is removed from contyk's clock.
[01/09/23 12:48:24] sky, Notir, and GilbertErik [622/2764] have team battled Asara, ufo-piloot, and heisenbug [114/2063] and won! 0 days, 09:17:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/23 17:22:24] eising, spex, and unicron [407/2584] have team battled n0ssh, mordac, and heisenbug [391/1930] and won! 0 days, 08:19:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/23 01:56:35] spex, Asara, and Faradome [157/2520] have team battled muirrum, heisenbug, and cornfeedhobo [143/1775] and won! 3 days, 06:18:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/23 01:57:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 0 days, 10:52:25 toward level 75.
[01/15/23 03:42:22] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:06 towards level 75.
[01/15/23 22:02:24] Kritzefitz, Ungoliant, and Cirdan [1086/2769] have team battled zbe, Bolded, and heisenbug [787/2688] and won! 0 days, 05:23:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/23 01:20:51] heisenbug [417/665] has come upon HellSpawn [84/940] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:59:27 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/17/23 04:45:51] heisenbug saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:09 from level 75.
[01/17/23 07:53:15] MadMan [116/482] has challenged heisenbug [316/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:56:35 is added to MadMan's clock.
[01/17/23 08:09:12] KindOne [445/504] has challenged heisenbug [393/665] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[01/18/23 05:18:41] wowbagger [148/486] has come upon heisenbug [187/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:21:39 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[01/18/23 06:09:14] magnor [109/292] has come upon heisenbug [78/665] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:50:53 is removed from magnor's clock.
[01/18/23 22:09:24] heisenbug and jayvee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/23 12:28:24] Algernon, Comnenus, and heisenbug [1628/2014] have team battled magnor, kzootech, and tmberg [1397/1558] and won! 0 days, 05:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/23 00:28:01] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:10 towards level 75.
[01/20/23 03:37:01] KingPimpCommand [79/199] has challenged heisenbug [228/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to KingPimpCommand's clock.
[01/20/23 17:10:32] heisenbug [218/713] has challenged idlebot [744/1302] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/21/23 06:11:23] heisenbug [326/713] has come upon kzootech [263/596] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:07:42 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/22/23 03:28:55] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:46:26 towards level 76.
[01/23/23 00:13:28] heisenbug and Madelaine have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/23 13:15:17] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:50:43 towards level 76.
[01/23/23 17:22:05] heisenbug and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/23 20:54:15] heisenbug [654/713] has challenged RussellB [558/956] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:49:22 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/26/23 00:55:09] idleevil [556/876] has challenged heisenbug [57/713] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:22:03 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[01/28/23 06:08:41] heisenbug [68/713] has challenged confunctius [710/740] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:22:08 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/28/23 18:11:13] heisenbug [344/713] has challenged Kurenai [94/920] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:36:40 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/29/23 04:50:30] heisenbug burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! heisenbug's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/29/23 15:54:48] heisenbug [314/707] has come upon Pricey [479/601] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:44:10 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/30/23 21:49:31] aqsd [543/767] has come upon heisenbug [15/707] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:22:45 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[01/31/23 08:07:07] kptr, Bluedog, and Ankhers [1793/2073] have team battled StalkR, idleneutral, and heisenbug [1826/2193] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/23 08:24:50] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:23:19 towards level 76.
[02/01/23 15:38:52] heisenbug, Stevland, and Ganonk [1616/2216] have team battled ZOTTA, crank, and cornfeedhobo [1180/2148] and won! 0 days, 11:36:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/23 20:44:40] why-are-you-here [67/374] has challenged heisenbug [321/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to why-are-you-here's clock.
[02/03/23 20:58:24] heisenbug, crank, and achin [1408/2084] have team battled Lnk, cadfael, and Fehu [36/2240] and won! 3 days, 09:36:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 16:06:18] SuzakuMedli, herald, and heisenbug [1213/2475] have team battled gradator, postikana, and Acolarh [562/1961] and won! 0 days, 20:46:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/23 06:33:09] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:29 towards level 76.
[02/05/23 14:31:49] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:30 towards level 76.
[02/05/23 23:38:41] DontEvenPeek [451/507] has challenged heisenbug [561/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:29 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[02/06/23 05:25:51] heisenbug [98/700] has come upon Asara [177/842] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:31:46 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/06/23 08:40:32] heisenbug [165/700] has challenged gegenschein [201/1032] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:51:43 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/07/23 05:44:54] ZOTTA [504/818] has challenged heisenbug [541/700] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:01:52 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[02/07/23 12:03:04] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:11 towards level 76.
[02/07/23 18:24:19] heisenbug and Pricey have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/23 01:59:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 8 days, 19:09:55 toward level 76.
[02/09/23 04:54:45] d4n13L [40/563] has challenged heisenbug [368/700] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:07:30 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[02/10/23 06:22:49] Yarosh, Lord255, and heisenbug [1643/2007] have team battled Koffa, blabber, and KindOne [102/2198] and won! 0 days, 10:05:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/23 20:57:03] heisenbug [219/700] has come upon pwae [389/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:38:14 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/11/23 02:56:28] pants, ToHellWithGA, and heisenbug [1258/2963] have team battled jacob1, _sh, and KingPimpCommand [1870/2139] and lost! 0 days, 15:36:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/23 13:23:55] scumola [645/912] has challenged heisenbug [41/700] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from scumola's clock.
[02/12/23 04:46:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 1 day, 22:46:37 toward level 76.
[02/12/23 13:15:30] heisenbug was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:37 from level 76.
[02/13/23 02:39:52] heisenbug [300/700] has challenged freeboson [644/985] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/13/23 10:48:47] heisenbug and nowz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/23 01:39:27] heisenbug and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/23 10:40:01] yNos and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/23 08:36:13] pwae, heisenbug, aqsd, and Tabmow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/23 09:07:40] heisenbug learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:21:05 from level 77.
[02/15/23 19:57:34] heisenbug [173/700] has come upon Asara [185/855] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:45:18 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/16/23 14:29:39] laama [709/913] has challenged heisenbug [687/700] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:46:56 is removed from laama's clock.
[02/17/23 01:36:47] Aksej [878/994] has come upon heisenbug [347/700] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:47:50 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[02/17/23 03:45:50] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:15:01 towards level 77.
[02/17/23 12:34:05] jayvee [116/1074] has challenged heisenbug [230/700] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:02:05 is added to jayvee's clock.
[02/17/23 19:52:18] heisenbug, Nuae, and zcy [2104/2204] have team battled bananaboat, Thorael, and kzootech [1106/2120] and won! 2 days, 02:26:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/23 08:01:00] SirNeo [114/554] has come upon heisenbug [679/700] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:52:42 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[02/19/23 03:44:48] heisenbug, BUSY, and Wolf [638/2183] have team battled allo, Erwinstein, and drahthaar [1439/2255] and lost! 0 days, 14:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/23 07:20:42] Covid-19 and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/23 01:58:35] heisenbug and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/23 11:13:34] heisenbug and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/23 11:22:57] heisenbug and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/23 17:13:27] Zaratustra [445/742] has challenged heisenbug [372/700] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:20:36 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/25/23 23:21:14] Togra [614/702] has come upon heisenbug [653/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:19:06 is added to Togra's clock.
[02/27/23 04:22:01] heisenbug, BastelBot, and pyre [1100/2305] have team battled Kurenai, unicron, and bsleep [89/2938] and won! 2 days, 00:17:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/23 15:11:16] kangor [5/33] has challenged heisenbug [285/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to kangor's clock.
[02/28/23 17:52:10] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:01 towards level 77.
[03/01/23 19:30:00] Hatesec [69/378] has challenged heisenbug [450/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Hatesec's clock.
[03/02/23 00:59:35] hugga, theZoMBiE, and Omega [385/2543] have team battled CodeGeek, heisenbug, and rawgreaze [2220/2772] and lost! 1 day, 09:38:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/23 03:34:11] zbe [1015/1112] has challenged heisenbug [369/700] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:47:49 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/02/23 13:01:43] heisenbug bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:56 towards level 77.
[03/02/23 14:27:40] heisenbug and alexlehm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/23 21:37:47] heisenbug [665/700] has challenged Thorael [309/673] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:06:52 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/03/23 22:03:55] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:54:32 from level 77.
[03/04/23 07:50:45] misha [169/796] has come upon heisenbug [319/700] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:56:39 is added to misha's clock.
[03/04/23 10:58:08] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:42 towards level 77.
[03/04/23 16:51:00] heisenbug, SirNeo, Cockatrice, and CodeB have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/23 16:58:06] heisenbug misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:57:47 from level 77.
[03/06/23 20:17:57] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:12 towards level 77.
[03/07/23 04:14:08] heisenbug got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:51 from level 77.
[03/12/23 10:29:52] Acolarh [574/943] has challenged heisenbug [47/700] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:13:46 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[03/14/23 07:03:19] heisenbug [627/700] has challenged muirrum [29/591] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:05:28 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/14/23 09:19:02] Wam, hugga, and ichabodiedcrane [1388/2198] have team battled heisenbug, caeli, and jjasghar [728/2507] and won! 0 days, 03:33:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/23 07:43:04] heisenbug and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/23 12:42:08] Acolarh, heisenbug, apb, and A_Dragon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/23 04:06:39] heisenbug [321/700] has challenged JamCow [486/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:26:55 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/21/23 10:42:25] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:38:01 towards level 78.
[03/21/23 14:54:12] heisenbug and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/23 20:41:15] krustenkaese, heisenbug, Pricey, and drahthaar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/23 09:44:35] heisenbug, V, and particleflux [871/1921] have team battled Stevland, Brocker, and Finley [1108/1844] and lost! 0 days, 06:18:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/23 21:14:13] elf, Notir, and gildarts [2365/2994] have team battled tmberg, LeD, and heisenbug [1657/2070] and won! 0 days, 06:28:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/23 09:39:38] heisenbug saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:35:15 from level 78.
[03/27/23 11:21:43] heisenbug [650/700] has come upon GRIZZLYMAN [395/444] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:53:42 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/29/23 11:32:02] sky and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/23 05:49:14] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:16 towards level 78.
[03/31/23 12:17:09] heisenbug [302/706] has come upon bobvador [759/1063] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:46:15 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/01/23 01:27:37] heisenbug sharpened the edge of their weapon! heisenbug's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/23 02:22:23] heisenbug [652/727] has challenged el [526/704] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:11:25 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/02/23 04:14:13] Thorael, heisenbug, and VOID [619/2205] have team battled Notir, postikana, and Faradome [1456/2185] and lost! 1 day, 07:33:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/23 23:24:25] heisenbug got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:25 from level 78.
[04/03/23 00:13:53] heisenbug [580/727] has come upon jaxson [277/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:44:03 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/03/23 03:47:29] heisenbug found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:50 towards level 78.
[04/03/23 04:08:00] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:42 towards level 78.
[04/03/23 18:59:27] idleevil [362/900] has come upon heisenbug [505/727] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:56 is added to idleevil's clock.
[04/04/23 07:42:28] Tenorman [494/734] has come upon heisenbug [472/727] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:24:24 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/04/23 11:49:11] V, TheSilentLink, and Lenny_ [2226/2421] have team battled heisenbug, Fehu, and Queegly [1242/1559] and won! 4 days, 18:48:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 22:36:39] heisenbug [524/727] has challenged bg [535/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:04 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/06/23 13:44:58] heisenbug [267/727] has challenged Lenny_ [535/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:59 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/08/23 09:14:01] Minus [330/882] has come upon heisenbug [126/732] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:59:17 is removed from Minus's clock.
[04/08/23 19:43:10] CodeB [51/605] has challenged heisenbug [450/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to CodeB's clock.
[04/08/23 23:51:49] heisenbug [3/732] has come upon Crazycatlady [221/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:54:21 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/11/23 03:08:15] SSLbits [580/604] has challenged heisenbug [448/732] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:23:21 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/11/23 03:08:15] SSLbits has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:51:24 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/12/23 09:25:11] ion, heisenbug, and Tabmow [1261/2431] have team battled ukleinek, Mat, and signofzeta [2135/2210] and lost! 1 day, 00:39:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/23 06:09:31] Mat [263/514] has challenged heisenbug [14/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:11:20 is removed from Mat's clock.
[04/13/23 15:37:09] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:47 towards level 78.
[04/14/23 09:40:44] heisenbug [386/732] has come upon Daikojun [170/303] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:24:27 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/14/23 12:37:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 2 days, 09:34:07 toward level 78.
[04/14/23 22:41:22] heisenbug [366/732] has come upon bobvador [115/1063] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:37:47 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/15/23 00:48:40] bookworm [141/646] has come upon heisenbug [433/732] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:44:25 is added to bookworm's clock.
[04/15/23 04:54:00] heisenbug [105/732] has come upon HellSpawn [716/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:37 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/15/23 11:14:46] heisenbug [246/732] has challenged Koffa [351/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/15/23 21:39:07] heisenbug bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:45:35 towards level 79.
[04/17/23 07:36:12] heisenbug [686/732] has come upon DontEvenPeek [581/584] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:41:50 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/17/23 11:06:34] heisenbug and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/23 19:52:49] heisenbug, Minus, and achin [2024/2384] have team battled idlegood, CrashOverride, and anarcat [2223/2690] and lost! 2 days, 08:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/23 00:38:42] heisenbug and enteral have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/23 14:58:33] heisenbug [237/732] has come upon StalkR [811/903] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:55:11 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/19/23 01:56:51] heisenbug [607/732] has come upon postikana [7/504] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:02:06 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/20/23 05:36:41] heisenbug and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/23 07:57:02] heisenbug [706/732] has challenged ToHellWithGA [129/1150] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:03:46 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/20/23 15:58:47] heisenbug [29/732] has challenged idlebot [715/1362] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:12:52 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/20/23 19:05:32] allo [0/793] has come upon heisenbug [223/732] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:01:42 is added to allo's clock.
[04/22/23 20:10:06] StalkR [436/903] has challenged heisenbug [311/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:31:18 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[04/23/23 06:37:12] heisenbug [481/732] has come upon jacob1 [424/1118] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:23:12 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/24/23 05:17:13] heisenbug [218/732] has challenged misha [509/753] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:37:23 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/24/23 08:49:19] heisenbug [648/732] has come upon buzel [362/712] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:03:48 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/24/23 19:20:10] buzel [317/712] has challenged heisenbug [224/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:39:14 is removed from buzel's clock.
[04/24/23 21:45:10] rawgreaze, enteral, and pfoley [701/2448] have team battled IFireflyl, idleneutral, and heisenbug [1365/1599] and lost! 2 days, 23:15:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/23 22:43:05] heisenbug set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:03:26 from level 79.
[04/25/23 08:06:59] heisenbug and binaryhermit have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/23 15:18:11] heisenbug [410/732] has come upon Omega [480/1053] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:00:33 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/27/23 07:39:40] pants, laama, and heisenbug [2579/2886] have team battled postikana, nawcom, and freeboson [558/2412] and won! 4 days, 02:33:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/23 16:14:29] heisenbug [490/732] has come upon HellSpawn [714/976] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:51:37 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/29/23 08:31:53] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:44 towards level 79.
[04/30/23 23:39:01] heisenbug had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:59:13 from level 79.
[05/01/23 02:09:32] nowz, alephnull, and arkie [844/1273] have team battled laama, Lord255, and heisenbug [2247/2510] and lost! 0 days, 12:26:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/23 07:57:59] heisenbug [562/732] has challenged fstrelok [284/697] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:43:05 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/01/23 16:55:06] popey, sc, and Berserker [229/2084] have team battled heisenbug, ice303, and BastelBot [809/1818] and lost! 5 days, 01:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/23 05:02:33] achin [497/766] has challenged heisenbug [218/732] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:29:35 is removed from achin's clock.
[05/02/23 09:03:23] scumola [515/905] has challenged heisenbug [225/732] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:25:55 is removed from scumola's clock.
[05/03/23 17:10:16] hax404 [424/486] has challenged heisenbug [86/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:03:06 is removed from hax404's clock.
[05/03/23 17:39:03] apb, heisenbug, and hdm [1388/2664] have team battled canton7, SirBummelz, and Przemek [936/2194] and won! 1 day, 08:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/23 21:11:10] t3chn0 [742/942] has challenged heisenbug [34/732] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:10:20 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[05/04/23 06:03:57] allo [413/793] has come upon heisenbug [79/732] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:05:59 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/05/23 18:42:33] Notir, vadas, and t3chn0 [451/2731] have team battled heisenbug, io, and Faradome [2071/2467] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/23 03:53:41] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:37 towards level 79.
[05/06/23 19:15:58] Gorek, Yarosh, and misha [222/2331] have team battled signofzeta, thornrag, and heisenbug [391/2422] and lost! 8 days, 16:52:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/23 03:43:12] heisenbug [231/732] has come upon EddieT137 [700/1043] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:25:45 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/07/23 08:29:11] bfft, JamCow, and heisenbug [1449/2271] have team battled arkie, xbill, and mordac [1654/2080] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/23 16:36:05] heisenbug [266/732] has challenged Bluedog [471/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:33 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/09/23 06:42:48] heisenbug lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:33 from level 79.
[05/10/23 09:06:31] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:19 towards level 79.
[05/10/23 14:45:52] heisenbug and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/23 05:27:27] heisenbug [401/732] has challenged A_Dragon [1033/1120] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/12/23 10:08:29] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/23 13:37:30] CodeB, heisenbug, and thornrag [229/2055] have team battled Przemek, io, and Drin [1367/2350] and lost! 0 days, 06:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/23 03:30:47] EddieT137, Kurenai, and bfft [1455/2758] have team battled apb, gildarts, and heisenbug [1078/2557] and won! 0 days, 09:43:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/23 17:10:12] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:55:41 towards level 80.
[05/15/23 18:56:22] heisenbug misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:15:55 from level 80.
[05/15/23 21:13:48] heisenbug [4/737] has challenged blabber [753/1122] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:38:52 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/19/23 02:40:01] heisenbug [93/737] has come upon laama [548/962] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 20:46:08 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/19/23 06:46:55] heisenbug [666/737] has come upon gusto [372/646] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:51:05 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/19/23 19:55:06] heisenbug, Zed_Spiker, and kzootech [112/1571] have team battled hugga, Gangsterish, and soltys [153/2390] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/23 00:45:49] damyan, MadMan, and pwae [1510/2046] have team battled TimeWarp, heisenbug, and kevkev [237/1963] and won! 0 days, 11:05:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 04:37:03] tomhek [304/784] has challenged heisenbug [581/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:30 is added to tomhek's clock.
[05/20/23 16:12:57] heisenbug and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 17:43:50] heisenbug [638/737] has come upon bookworm [32/646] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:36:29 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/21/23 02:27:12] heisenbug, Ecko, and nowz [1983/2224] have team battled buzel, xbill, and _sh [724/2735] and won! 7 days, 03:11:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/23 14:57:20] dyvonna and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/23 16:23:09] heisenbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:58:34 from level 80.
[05/23/23 11:55:04] tomgus1 [299/573] has challenged heisenbug [167/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:57:25 is removed from tomgus1's clock.
[05/23/23 21:04:41] heisenbug [656/737] has come upon Russell [389/959] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:03:27 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/24/23 11:28:34] sir_idle_alot [133/259] has come upon heisenbug [46/737] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:02:25 is removed from sir_idle_alot's clock.
[05/25/23 09:10:24] heisenbug [194/737] has come upon Ganonk [129/585] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:11:10 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/26/23 02:57:40] GRIZZLYMAN [163/670] has come upon heisenbug [206/737] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:01:17 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[05/26/23 05:07:42] IFireflyl [384/518] has challenged heisenbug [471/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[05/26/23 12:20:58] heisenbug, Bluedog, and Pricey [1177/2099] have team battled Bolded, VonToutCourt, and jacob1 [1625/3206] and lost! 4 days, 03:06:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/23 07:29:39] heisenbug found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:47 towards level 80.
[05/29/23 14:47:18] gusto [500/646] has challenged heisenbug [481/737] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:56:58 is removed from gusto's clock.
[05/29/23 21:59:55] heisenbug [531/737] has come upon Reilly [26/893] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:14:51 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/29/23 22:48:01] heisenbug [482/737] has come upon KingPimpCommand [88/404] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:32:34 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[05/29/23 23:22:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 4 days, 16:12:23 toward level 80.
[05/30/23 12:24:59] heisenbug and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/23 16:35:12] heisenbug [100/737] has challenged hugga [141/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:17:23 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/30/23 18:27:40] MELOONi [79/945] has challenged heisenbug [266/737] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:26:25 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[06/02/23 13:15:33] tswsl, heisenbug, and krustenkaese [168/2112] have team battled crank, kzootech, and CompanionCube [374/1997] and lost! 1 day, 01:43:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/23 16:24:56] Feras [142/420] has come upon heisenbug [240/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:37:45 is added to Feras's clock.
[06/02/23 16:41:36] heisenbug bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:15:14 from level 80.
[06/03/23 23:29:46] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:08:57 from level 80.
[06/05/23 00:04:35] blabber [350/1122] has challenged heisenbug [348/737] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:04:23 is removed from blabber's clock.
[06/05/23 20:56:09] Lenny_ [308/862] has challenged heisenbug [93/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:47:11 is removed from Lenny_'s clock.
[06/06/23 18:22:26] heisenbug bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:53 towards level 80.
[06/08/23 17:05:22] heisenbug and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/23 17:56:11] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:10 towards level 80.
[06/08/23 22:24:43] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:02 towards level 80.
[06/09/23 02:34:03] heisenbug [666/737] has come upon _sh [815/1015] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:49:01 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/09/23 23:56:16] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:50 towards level 80.
[06/10/23 05:53:46] Przemek [232/601] has come upon heisenbug [13/737] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:56:27 is removed from Przemek's clock.
[06/10/23 22:25:51] heisenbug [525/737] has challenged idleevil [218/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:58:04 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/12/23 05:22:49] heisenbug fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:57 from level 80.
[06/14/23 04:27:53] heisenbug [304/765] has challenged apb [140/936] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:30:21 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/14/23 07:38:58] heisenbug [394/765] has come upon Lenny_ [560/872] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:47:27 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/14/23 09:06:08] arkie [441/681] has challenged heisenbug [165/765] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:55:35 is removed from arkie's clock.
[06/15/23 07:59:58] unicron [548/690] has challenged heisenbug [96/765] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:21:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/16/23 09:07:46] heisenbug [678/765] has challenged Covid-19 [497/918] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:19:04 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/17/23 01:43:14] heisenbug [381/765] has come upon pants [392/1206] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:12:28 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/17/23 03:57:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 27 days, 06:31:34 toward level 81.
[06/17/23 05:48:40] heisenbug [285/765] has come upon BastelBot [132/779] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:00:26 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/17/23 12:03:33] signofzeta, EddieT137, and megubyte [2164/2644] have team battled brycec, Pricey, and heisenbug [80/2590] and won! 1 day, 00:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/23 15:06:38] heisenbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:19:24 from level 81.
[06/17/23 23:12:11] heisenbug [318/765] has come upon pwae [110/805] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:25:53 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/18/23 15:42:27] hdm, csc2ya, and idleneutral [2370/2465] have team battled VonToutCourt, heisenbug, and bg [2189/3251] and won! 1 day, 05:02:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/23 05:21:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 15 days, 12:18:34 toward level 81.
[06/19/23 14:04:23] Ecko [900/1017] has come upon heisenbug [320/765] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:13:12 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[06/21/23 20:15:31] heisenbug [2/765] has come upon damyan [705/766] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:07:10 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/23/23 14:16:09] heisenbug died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:00:26 from level 81.
[06/24/23 01:04:10] Minus [570/927] has challenged heisenbug [407/765] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:49:20 is removed from Minus's clock.
[06/24/23 03:57:02] heisenbug left their weapon out in the rain to rust! heisenbug's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/23 01:17:56] heisenbug [724/741] has come upon Tabmow [453/919] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:36:18 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/26/23 03:06:35] buzel and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/23 16:31:33] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:52 towards level 81.
[06/27/23 12:27:52] alexlehm [565/786] has challenged heisenbug [130/741] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:08 is removed from alexlehm's clock.
[06/28/23 03:59:25] heisenbug [138/741] has come upon Fenrik [956/1258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:33:33 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/28/23 21:54:37] heisenbug [298/741] has come upon BastelBot [651/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:10 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/29/23 00:38:34] heisenbug [723/741] has challenged Nuae [712/854] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:55 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/29/23 07:44:46] allo, aqsd, and heisenbug [1904/2308] have team battled Ungoliant, SirBummelz, and RussellB [696/2592] and won! 0 days, 14:24:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/23 11:04:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 1 day, 16:03:03 toward level 81.
[06/29/23 19:05:25] talisein, CompanionCube, and heisenbug [120/2248] have team battled tsr, Aksej, and Lenny_ [2371/2843] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:40 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/23 09:26:23] heisenbug, tomhek, and Cockatrice [902/2673] have team battled Ankhers, slim, and Destruia [1245/2229] and lost! 0 days, 14:43:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/23 15:43:04] mald0r0r [206/270] has challenged heisenbug [500/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to mald0r0r's clock.
[07/01/23 06:37:29] heisenbug [150/741] has come upon ToHellWithGA [127/1199] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:45:35 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/01/23 10:41:43] heisenbug and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/23 00:29:09] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:11 towards level 81.
[07/03/23 03:45:54] heisenbug [477/741] has challenged blabber [449/1147] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/04/23 04:30:51] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:55:24 towards level 82.
[07/05/23 07:10:19] Kachin [626/1024] has come upon heisenbug [467/741] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:31:32 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[07/05/23 10:48:44] bfft [367/858] has come upon heisenbug [460/741] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:12:35 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/05/23 15:31:21] heisenbug [77/741] has come upon Techman [372/966] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:11:56 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/05/23 16:17:22] heisenbug [335/741] has challenged tmberg [601/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:23:48 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/05/23 22:56:47] vegadark, scornn, and bfft [1507/2074] have team battled solarsparq, heisenbug, and boscage [1494/2035] and won! 4 days, 07:07:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/23 08:02:58] heisenbug, RussellB, and SirNeo [605/2495] have team battled laama, alexlehm, and aqsd [1456/2518] and lost! 2 days, 14:58:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/23 02:14:51] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:13:08 towards level 82.
[07/09/23 06:39:17] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:16:30 towards level 82.
[07/10/23 08:43:43] heisenbug [24/741] has challenged JigmeDatse [487/806] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:19:34 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/10/23 22:05:26] heisenbug fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:00:07 from level 82.
[07/11/23 13:17:51] nya and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/23 05:54:31] heisenbug [666/741] has challenged Chuck [222/711] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:29:10 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/12/23 15:24:49] heisenbug and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/23 21:58:17] bfft [713/858] has challenged heisenbug [471/741] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:35:51 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/13/23 14:03:33] heisenbug, Andrio, and pyre [209/2191] have team battled bookworm, jacquesssss, and eroc1990 [1334/1937] and lost! 2 days, 20:20:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/23 12:26:33] n0ssh, yano, and kinus [159/2229] have team battled heisenbug, VonToutCourt, and Fehu [668/2795] and lost! 1 day, 03:52:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/23 22:02:32] jayvee, Gorek, and h00k [1526/2278] have team battled heisenbug, \dev\ice, and dwfreed [485/2651] and won! 0 days, 19:37:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/23 23:49:52] heisenbug, Ecko, and Andrio [291/2398] have team battled Ankhers, CodeB, and dwfreed [2093/2660] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/23 12:09:48] eising [565/761] has challenged heisenbug [352/741] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:31:34 is removed from eising's clock.
[07/16/23 12:09:48] In the fierce battle, heisenbug dropped their level 40 pair of boots! eising picks it up, tossing their old level 38 pair of boots to heisenbug.
[07/16/23 12:35:14] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:29:32 towards level 82.
[07/19/23 10:06:46] heisenbug [429/744] has come upon Arch [333/623] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:34:49 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/20/23 00:46:36] gideonstar, zbe, and shikhin [1003/2526] have team battled tswsl, heisenbug, and Thorael [1465/2138] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/23 10:22:23] heisenbug [123/744] has come upon \dev\ice [45/742] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:22:41 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/20/23 16:05:46] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:45:07 from level 82.
[07/21/23 03:20:33] scornn, heisenbug, and Covid-19 [35/2126] have team battled kzootech, t3chn0, and Minus [1466/2584] and lost! 2 days, 08:44:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/23 22:38:49] Cockatrice [65/905] has challenged heisenbug [203/744] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:19:33 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[07/21/23 23:33:40] heisenbug and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/23 23:39:02] canton7 [119/872] has challenged heisenbug [249/744] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:51:29 is added to canton7's clock.
[07/23/23 01:31:49] allo [273/806] has come upon heisenbug [499/744] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:22:55 is added to allo's clock.
[07/23/23 03:07:15] elf [211/1040] has challenged heisenbug [495/744] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to elf's clock.
[07/23/23 13:00:44] heisenbug and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/23 22:07:02] BastelBot, heisenbug, and Acolarh [20/2500] have team battled Ecko, Sombra, and eising [713/3091] and lost! 0 days, 15:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/23 00:49:49] Jens [300/828] has challenged heisenbug [133/744] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:19:27 is removed from Jens's clock.
[07/24/23 08:44:24] heisenbug got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:46:59 from level 82.
[07/25/23 15:23:12] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:14 towards level 82.
[07/26/23 22:33:42] heisenbug [198/744] has come upon damyan [521/793] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:09:56 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/27/23 12:50:12] heisenbug was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:39:38 from level 82.
[07/27/23 18:15:40] CornFly [898/946] has come upon heisenbug [26/744] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:50:23 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/27/23 18:27:13] GRIZZLYMAN, Daikojun, and ukleinek [1436/1944] have team battled heisenbug, ion, and wowbagger [822/2279] and won! 1 day, 19:58:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/23 22:07:46] Kachin [406/1032] has come upon heisenbug [400/744] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:42:12 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[07/30/23 17:03:13] Drin, Nysdar, and heisenbug [1477/2411] have team battled Aksej, Misza, and hax404 [383/2538] and won! 3 days, 03:25:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/23 11:15:02] heisenbug died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:35 from level 82.
[08/01/23 12:56:02] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:28 towards level 82.
[08/02/23 16:24:36] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:01:29 from level 82.
[08/03/23 07:06:15] heisenbug [486/751] has come upon d4n13L [549/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:59:38 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/03/23 09:47:08] heisenbug [183/751] has challenged Tenedos [460/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:30:45 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/04/23 06:46:37] dyvonna, heisenbug, and VonToutCourt [2543/3196] have team battled Thorael, Puff, and laama [894/2347] and won! 0 days, 00:50:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/23 22:52:11] heisenbug, Reilly, and signofzeta [2525/2660] have team battled Daikojun, ion, and Fehu [196/2128] and won! 2 days, 01:22:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 08:01:44] heisenbug grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:50 towards level 82.
[08/05/23 12:23:21] heisenbug learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:25 towards level 82.
[08/05/23 13:31:57] freeboson [302/1005] has come upon heisenbug [524/751] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:36:01 is added to freeboson's clock.
[08/05/23 16:33:12] Theleveler, pwae, and kzootech [783/2311] have team battled heisenbug, Mat, and Ungoliant [1156/2136] and lost! 1 day, 21:49:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/23 00:55:32] heisenbug lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:50:26 from level 82.
[08/06/23 05:00:52] heisenbug and IFireflyl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 07:16:43] heisenbug and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/23 10:49:18] ter0 [118/225] has challenged heisenbug [190/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/07/23 10:53:13] Carl, heisenbug, and ChowderKeg [357/2394] have team battled olsner, Daikojun, and zbe [1257/2666] and lost! 0 days, 19:40:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/23 00:47:43] heisenbug died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:04 from level 82.
[08/09/23 03:19:35] heisenbug [666/751] has challenged Przemek [80/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:26:54 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/09/23 04:19:49] heisenbug [419/751] has challenged Andrio [662/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:40 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/11/23 05:58:01] heisenbug, scornn, and Daikojun [1252/1737] have team battled jaxson, tomhek, and rawgreaze [1412/2634] and lost! 0 days, 04:46:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/23 17:34:16] heisenbug [568/751] has challenged bananaboat [95/1048] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:30 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/11/23 19:34:43] heisenbug [738/751] has challenged ahmubashshir [342/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:05:51 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/11/23 19:34:43] heisenbug has dealt ahmubashshir a Critical Strike! 5 days, 22:53:05 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[08/12/23 09:38:02] heisenbug [424/751] has challenged blabber [545/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:33 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/12/23 12:04:57] heisenbug [274/751] has challenged bsleep [809/1320] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/12/23 12:38:44] heisenbug [286/751] has challenged Mat [95/895] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:24:06 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/12/23 18:49:52] heisenbug [687/751] has come upon Carl [736/875] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:02:02 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/14/23 05:49:08] thornrag [446/717] has challenged heisenbug [193/751] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[08/15/23 14:33:14] TimWolla [815/1036] has come upon heisenbug [601/751] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:04:22 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[08/16/23 06:04:29] jayvee [94/694] has come upon heisenbug [406/751] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:56:19 is added to jayvee's clock.
[08/16/23 12:51:22] heisenbug, soltys, and zifnab06 [1025/2433] have team battled Ecko, ukleinek, and thornrag [2502/2519] and lost! 0 days, 23:58:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/23 15:02:47] heisenbug and ramdac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/23 09:49:43] Cockatrice [290/918] has come upon heisenbug [0/751] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:19:43 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[08/19/23 22:11:34] Khorne [257/1105] has come upon heisenbug [450/751] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:46:57 is added to Khorne's clock.
[08/20/23 04:37:15] heisenbug and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/23 11:00:10] d4n13L, GilbertErik, and yano [1950/2345] have team battled IFireflyl, Gorek, and heisenbug [85/2368] and won! 4 days, 12:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/23 07:10:58] Blohsh [311/452] has come upon heisenbug [96/751] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:26:11 is removed from Blohsh's clock.
[08/22/23 08:13:27] bfft [849/874] has come upon heisenbug [507/751] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:03:18 is removed from bfft's clock.
[08/24/23 15:25:20] \dev\ice, simple, and Forud [1426/2888] have team battled heisenbug, caeli, and Drin [1043/2542] and won! 3 days, 11:57:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/23 22:05:58] heisenbug [107/751] has come upon dyvonna [607/1037] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:18:54 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/26/23 01:41:47] slim, DontEvenPeek, and caeli [230/2307] have team battled tsr, Platonides, and heisenbug [2258/2436] and lost! 0 days, 11:42:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/23 12:58:20] jayvee [280/694] has challenged heisenbug [749/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:34 is added to jayvee's clock.
[08/27/23 16:04:43] heisenbug [49/751] has challenged MadMan [367/595] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:08:54 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/28/23 09:00:36] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:37:02 towards level 83.
[08/29/23 13:18:26] heisenbug and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/23 06:11:21] heisenbug [748/751] has come upon ahmubashshir [43/632] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:28:15 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/31/23 02:31:31] heisenbug and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/23 06:25:45] dwfreed [1015/1210] has challenged heisenbug [232/751] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:09:58 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/31/23 18:04:23] Techman and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/23 04:31:05] sky [156/953] has challenged heisenbug [239/751] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:37:06 is added to sky's clock.
[09/14/23 01:41:34] heisenbug and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/23 18:08:44] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:29 towards level 83.
[09/15/23 08:53:24] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:38:49 towards level 83.
[09/16/23 14:56:57] Khorne, vectr0n, and heisenbug [2322/2603] have team battled BastelBot, io, and caeli [1875/2611] and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/23 21:24:16] JackyB [203/493] has come upon heisenbug [90/751] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:09:45 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[09/17/23 11:22:34] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:19:24 towards level 83.
[09/17/23 19:53:03] heisenbug and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/23 21:37:26] heisenbug EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:14:14 from level 83.
[09/18/23 04:40:56] el, heisenbug, and OobSaco [1155/1893] have team battled Ecko, rawgreaze, and Minus [2589/2991] and lost! 0 days, 02:07:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/23 12:17:52] Daikojun, tass, and Thorael [112/1906] have team battled Cockatrice, Matthew, and heisenbug [832/2251] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/23 15:09:50] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:39:18 towards level 83.
[09/22/23 01:17:48] heisenbug had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:05:28 from level 83.
[09/22/23 12:07:03] heisenbug and philipp__ have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/23 11:48:44] heisenbug ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:11:53 from level 83.
[09/23/23 13:38:57] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:01 from level 83.
[09/23/23 17:53:54] megubyte, Ecko, and Omega [642/3076] have team battled gendish, heisenbug, and Nysdar [1363/2154] and lost! 1 day, 01:01:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/23 21:53:24] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:06 towards level 83.
[09/25/23 03:42:16] Celediel, aqsd, and Matthew [811/1865] have team battled gendish, heisenbug, and csc2ya [1303/1987] and lost! 1 day, 06:48:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/23 07:00:17] heisenbug and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 11:16:17] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:03 towards level 83.
[09/27/23 00:12:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 8 days, 07:49:38 toward level 83.
[09/27/23 15:38:48] Ecko [426/1050] has come upon heisenbug [226/751] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:09:44 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[09/28/23 12:44:45] heisenbug was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:02 from level 83.
[09/29/23 00:42:57] heisenbug bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:19:04 from level 83.
[09/30/23 08:39:00] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:34 towards level 83.
[09/30/23 09:56:09] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:41 towards level 83.
[09/30/23 17:47:13] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:47 towards level 83.
[10/02/23 18:05:42] heisenbug, Chuck, and philipp__ [972/1898] have team battled Minus, kzootech, and Sombra [1477/2773] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/23 18:34:06] heisenbug [230/751] has challenged slim [201/954] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:39:44 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/03/23 00:15:05] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:28:55 towards level 84.
[10/03/23 14:03:15] Forud [294/1025] has come upon heisenbug [324/751] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:25:03 is added to Forud's clock.
[10/04/23 22:56:19] sam, spex, and nowz [916/2611] have team battled Tangles, heisenbug, and pwae [924/2518] and lost! 3 days, 05:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/23 13:15:13] heisenbug [344/751] has challenged style [279/578] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:21:05 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/06/23 03:33:27] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:48:46 towards level 84.
[10/08/23 12:58:40] "\@_, kinus, and heisenbug [1651/2645] have team battled Destruia, CodeB, and Cockatrice [1031/2419] and won! 0 days, 01:16:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/23 16:07:23] Lord255, Puff, and Gangsterish [25/2230] have team battled drahthaar, allo, and heisenbug [1038/2435] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/23 16:43:59] heisenbug [491/751] has challenged StalkR [762/1022] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:05:54 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/11/23 11:56:19] heisenbug grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:03:42 towards level 84.
[10/11/23 12:27:26] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:18:44 towards level 84.
[10/12/23 11:11:13] nya and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/23 01:18:18] Neil, heisenbug, and Nuae [2233/2349] have team battled solarsparq, bookworm, and dyvonna [265/2631] and won! 3 days, 03:16:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/23 02:07:38] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/23 02:47:37] heisenbug and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/23 10:28:18] Drin, \dev\ice, and heisenbug [70/2771] have team battled Paganel, scumola, and ter0 [1855/1980] and lost! 5 days, 08:43:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 06:23:05] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:11:55 from level 84.
[10/16/23 08:16:05] heisenbug [369/756] has challenged talisein [588/660] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:04:48 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/18/23 18:30:15] allo [211/819] has challenged heisenbug [494/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:09 is added to allo's clock.
[10/21/23 05:49:12] heisenbug [296/756] has come upon Lord255 [196/755] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:54:58 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/21/23 09:16:30] heisenbug [241/756] has come upon tass [98/830] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:06:26 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/22/23 06:53:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 3 days, 10:19:06 toward level 84.
[10/22/23 16:32:53] adamus1red, pfoley, and heisenbug [2439/2840] have team battled Minus, Tenorman, and pwae [2360/2562] and won! 3 days, 09:37:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/23 17:28:23] heisenbug [238/756] has come upon Bolded [899/1006] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:59:45 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/24/23 19:08:35] heisenbug [610/756] has challenged Acolarh [543/814] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:51:25 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/25/23 03:34:21] heisenbug [335/756] has come upon Wam [21/1104] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:10:46 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/25/23 03:38:10] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:15 towards level 84.
[10/26/23 22:27:35] pvac [192/315] has come upon heisenbug [670/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:52 is added to pvac's clock.
[10/28/23 18:52:27] Faradome, nawcom, and grangerstranger [173/1891] have team battled boscage, Wam, and heisenbug [1002/2680] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/23 06:18:22] heisenbug and Stevland have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/23 04:19:49] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:22 towards level 84.
[10/30/23 10:45:55] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/23 00:50:36] heisenbug [651/762] has challenged Gorek [807/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:38:37 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/01/23 17:25:44] heisenbug [431/762] has challenged Zed_Spiker [180/1092] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:34:03 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/01/23 23:35:53] cornfeedhobo, heisenbug, and tswsl [340/2191] have team battled laama, Yarosh, and Carl [819/2323] and lost! 7 days, 05:20:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/23 11:01:43] sky and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/23 12:11:13] heisenbug [730/762] has challenged ahmubashshir [73/596] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:09:46 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/05/23 02:09:35] heisenbug [698/762] has come upon pwae [802/810] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:21:16 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/06/23 01:13:50] heisenbug [429/762] has come upon grangerstranger [327/384] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:20:29 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/07/23 11:29:12] heisenbug [286/762] has challenged caeli [34/937] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:33:49 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/08/23 02:45:23] bsleep, nawcom, and Paganel [2728/3022] have team battled Stevland, heisenbug, and misha [644/2713] and won! 0 days, 12:37:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/23 09:41:24] heisenbug and CodeB have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/23 10:27:00] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:37:12 from level 85.
[11/08/23 15:32:37] MELOONi [223/978] has challenged heisenbug [593/762] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:29:02 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[11/09/23 20:57:41] heisenbug and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/23 15:55:36] SSLbits, heisenbug, and Tangles [974/2545] have team battled unicron, tsr, and GilbertErik [1034/2382] and lost! 0 days, 07:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/23 15:56:52] blabber [413/1197] has challenged heisenbug [709/762] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:53:02 is added to blabber's clock.
[11/11/23 02:48:37] Yarosh [81/544] has come upon heisenbug [315/762] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:12:09 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[11/11/23 05:04:36] sky, Lilith, and heisenbug [982/2503] have team battled alephnull, philipp__, and Crazycatlady [2315/2409] and lost! 2 days, 02:41:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/23 08:38:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed heisenbug with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 23:12:05 from level 85.
[11/12/23 23:55:57] ColonelPanic001, happymeal, and Lilith [1532/1708] have team battled Celediel, heisenbug, and Cockatrice [463/2125] and won! 1 day, 13:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/23 02:17:43] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:04:50 from level 85.
[11/13/23 05:23:37] noex, Forud, and spex [2597/2637] have team battled SirBummelz, pyre, and heisenbug [624/2386] and won! 3 days, 07:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/23 07:37:03] heisenbug, vectr0n, and Rayke [805/1863] have team battled mzumquadrat, Neil, and happymeal [1288/1771] and lost! 0 days, 12:38:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/23 22:19:14] vectr0n, ahmubashshir, and tswsl [734/2013] have team battled Wam, heisenbug, and ukleinek [863/2878] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/23 22:48:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed heisenbug with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 14:50:02 from level 85.
[11/15/23 21:51:55] heisenbug and BlueJay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/23 02:55:23] nya and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/23 04:39:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 7 days, 21:24:08 toward level 85.
[11/17/23 19:49:20] ptrspt [103/339] has challenged heisenbug [747/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to ptrspt's clock.
[11/18/23 17:26:42] heisenbug slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! heisenbug's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/23 21:13:00] heisenbug [520/755] has come upon DontEvenPeek [57/877] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:46:51 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/21/23 13:49:53] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:10:25 towards level 85.
[11/21/23 22:35:23] heisenbug, jjasghar, gusto, and washclof have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/23 02:33:33] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:37:57 towards level 85.
[11/24/23 00:06:58] pastly [139/485] has challenged heisenbug [439/755] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:24:11 is added to pastly's clock.
[11/25/23 06:02:34] Paganel, DividedByZero, and Wolf [425/2004] have team battled heisenbug, gildarts, and ahmubashshir [1775/2170] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/23 20:11:52] freeboson [560/1023] has come upon heisenbug [346/755] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:09:14 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[11/26/23 03:48:42] jacob1 [823/891] has come upon heisenbug [125/755] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:55:09 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/27/23 13:31:45] kinus and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/23 23:49:56] DontEvenPeek, Ungoliant, and heisenbug [1335/2412] have team battled pastly, apb, and rawgreaze [524/2795] and won! 1 day, 02:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/23 06:57:04] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:44 towards level 85.
[11/28/23 13:20:47] heisenbug met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:12:39 from level 85.
[11/28/23 14:47:00] heisenbug and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/23 10:32:33] heisenbug, vectr0n, and KindOne [362/1954] have team battled bg, DontEvenPeek, and Acolarh [1612/2782] and lost! 2 days, 14:13:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/23 21:11:34] heisenbug, insidesources, and Abe [74/1770] have team battled tass, gildarts, and Theleveler [103/2189] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/23 07:49:34] Gangsterish, spex, and GilbertErik [2082/3030] have team battled insidesources, heisenbug, and Techman [138/2284] and won! 3 days, 15:17:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/23 08:15:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 6 days, 05:25:37 toward level 85.
[12/02/23 02:21:32] ToHellWithGA [743/1250] has come upon heisenbug [589/755] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:13:06 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/02/23 09:04:04] CompanionCube, yNos, and canton7 [2272/2366] have team battled Affliction, heisenbug, and rawgreaze [1820/2897] and won! 0 days, 18:22:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/23 06:05:11] heisenbug [733/755] has challenged DividedByZero [158/358] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:36:00 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/03/23 10:13:06] heisenbug and ter0 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/23 08:11:33] heisenbug and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/23 10:18:31] heisenbug [209/755] has challenged Kachin [527/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:26:25 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/05/23 21:26:13] nickware, \dev\ice, and heisenbug [628/1963] have team battled pfoley, canton7, and Mat [2315/2805] and lost! 0 days, 03:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/23 07:44:02] Minus [62/917] has come upon heisenbug [661/755] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:22:16 is added to Minus's clock.
[12/07/23 11:12:23] heisenbug and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/23 05:00:47] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:22 towards level 85.
[12/08/23 13:55:30] heisenbug got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:57:03 from level 85.
[12/08/23 19:39:21] heisenbug [179/755] has challenged signofzeta [563/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:03:22 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/09/23 23:43:12] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:32 towards level 85.
[12/10/23 01:47:07] heisenbug [594/755] has challenged cadfael [544/750] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:15:05 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/10/23 16:58:10] Malvolio [543/565] has come upon heisenbug [552/755] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:05:02 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/10/23 22:24:58] heisenbug, Celediel, and GRIZZLYMAN [60/2052] have team battled ChowderKeg, Jens, and signofzeta [1249/2731] and lost! 0 days, 06:19:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 00:50:17] Cockroach [123/403] has challenged heisenbug [440/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to Cockroach's clock.
[12/12/23 05:32:19] Faradome [228/609] has come upon heisenbug [665/762] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:59:57 is added to Faradome's clock.
[12/12/23 12:20:04] heisenbug [38/762] has challenged KingPimpCommand [69/441] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:59:08 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[12/13/23 00:08:30] Aksej, pastly, and ChowderKeg [464/2166] have team battled dwfreed, heisenbug, and shikhin [949/2771] and lost! 0 days, 18:50:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/23 11:14:14] fstrelok [181/887] has come upon heisenbug [463/762] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:21:10 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[12/14/23 03:10:09] heisenbug and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/23 04:58:10] Paganel [23/787] has challenged heisenbug [216/762] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:14:38 is added to Paganel's clock.
[12/17/23 07:12:14] sky and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/23 13:22:50] heisenbug [724/762] has come upon yNos [696/946] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:46:02 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/18/23 02:56:24] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:36:10 towards level 86.
[12/19/23 21:04:14] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:30:59 towards level 86.
[12/21/23 03:24:48] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:07:34 towards level 86.
[12/21/23 06:55:14] heisenbug [440/762] has challenged "\@_ [250/1207] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:09:37 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/23/23 07:10:54] heisenbug [341/762] has challenged u4ia [208/531] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:17:08 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/23/23 18:08:23] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:56:42 towards level 86.
[12/26/23 22:59:30] BastelBot, soltys, and Kachin [1406/2938] have team battled alephnull, Tenorman, and heisenbug [962/2342] and won! 0 days, 11:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/23 14:16:31] heisenbug [571/762] has come upon Matthew [300/863] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:21:30 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[12/27/23 17:04:49] eising, happymeal, and DontEvenPeek [1167/2226] have team battled gideonstar, heisenbug, and tmberg [1118/2648] and won! 2 days, 14:06:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/23 04:09:04] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:45 towards level 86.
[12/29/23 20:06:36] V [833/1190] has challenged heisenbug [652/766] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:44:54 is removed from V's clock.
[12/30/23 08:45:54] heisenbug and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/23 01:33:31] canton7 [771/862] has come upon heisenbug [27/766] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:44:27 is removed from canton7's clock.
[12/31/23 04:39:58] TimeWarp [137/812] has come upon heisenbug [76/766] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:58:17 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[12/31/23 13:42:24] heisenbug [193/766] has come upon tmberg [705/1127] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:06:48 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/01/24 01:41:13] KindOne, OobSaco, and MadMan [1371/1602] have team battled Kachin, heisenbug, and sc [800/3013] and won! 1 day, 02:48:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 16:03:28] damyan, "\@_, and ColonelPanic001 [1868/2629] have team battled bobvador, Gorek, and heisenbug [1172/2823] and won! 0 days, 07:23:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 18:32:38] heisenbug and Tangles have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 23:26:58] heisenbug [600/766] has challenged Ecko [715/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:35:56 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/02/24 06:45:41] Dex [18/192] has challenged heisenbug [428/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to Dex's clock.
[01/02/24 11:41:42] heisenbug and Tangles have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/24 05:43:41] heisenbug, hugga, and yano [1254/2516] have team battled sco1, "\@_, and t3chn0 [1344/2681] and lost! 1 day, 06:14:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/24 13:38:00] Fenrik [787/1227] has challenged heisenbug [447/766] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:50:13 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[01/03/24 13:41:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried heisenbug 1 day, 14:10:15 toward level 86.
[01/03/24 17:10:06] heisenbug, Aksej, and caeli [4/2719] have team battled Koffa, GRIZZLYMAN, and Thorael [754/2383] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/24 18:39:20] sam, Sario, and DividedByZero [398/2450] have team battled "\@_, heisenbug, and Puff [2106/2717] and lost! 0 days, 12:58:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/24 02:40:55] heisenbug [279/766] has challenged scumola [162/643] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:15:26 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/04/24 02:40:55] heisenbug has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:15:22 is added to scumola's clock.
[01/04/24 21:40:21] heisenbug and Mat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/24 08:54:13] Cirdan [1059/1127] has challenged heisenbug [744/766] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:32:53 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[01/06/24 14:07:45] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:36 from level 86.
[01/07/24 19:00:48] heisenbug was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:53 from level 86.
[01/08/24 00:23:44] heisenbug met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:51 from level 86.
[01/08/24 08:08:14] pastly [29/433] has challenged heisenbug [344/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:53 is added to pastly's clock.
[01/08/24 23:59:17] heisenbug [177/766] has challenged Wolf [291/870] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:17:02 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/09/24 10:46:16] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:06:34 towards level 87.
[01/10/24 03:42:44] heisenbug fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:54:32 from level 87.
[01/11/24 10:28:04] pastly [374/433] has challenged heisenbug [742/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:49 is added to pastly's clock.
[01/12/24 12:58:51] heisenbug and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 21:53:24] Camembert [170/291] has come upon heisenbug [676/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:35 is added to Camembert's clock.
[01/14/24 03:02:48] heisenbug bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:21:09 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 13:46:30] Nuae [408/900] has challenged heisenbug [214/766] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:18:44 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[01/15/24 05:57:50] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:07:48 towards level 87.
[01/16/24 00:25:49] heisenbug lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:26:39 from level 87.
[01/16/24 02:37:01] CaptainS122, heisenbug, and insidesources [1171/1500] have team battled muirrum, drahthaar, and Celediel [1141/2136] and won! 0 days, 01:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/24 12:45:15] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:41:54 towards level 87.
[01/16/24 15:42:13] heisenbug and olsner have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/24 02:44:26] dosmaen [86/202] has challenged heisenbug [640/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to dosmaen's clock.
[01/17/24 10:13:21] sc [347/1195] has come upon heisenbug [427/773] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:36:15 is added to sc's clock.
[01/17/24 17:15:45] Minus, cadfael, and V [8/2828] have team battled gildarts, heisenbug, and mordac [553/2501] and lost! 1 day, 17:45:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/24 06:11:54] ponzu [92/339] has challenged heisenbug [566/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to ponzu's clock.
[01/18/24 21:20:10] Soulwhisper [28/236] has come upon heisenbug [278/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:49 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[01/20/24 06:06:05] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:50:12 towards level 87.
[01/20/24 09:57:30] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:17:01 towards level 87.
[01/21/24 11:42:24] heisenbug and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/24 14:29:50] Crazycatlady [658/1130] has challenged heisenbug [298/773] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:55:01 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/22/24 04:20:16] Shinzon, heisenbug, and boscage [1172/1887] have team battled Cirdan, csc2ya, and CornFly [920/2847] and won! 0 days, 17:49:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/24 15:19:43] heisenbug found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:24:39 towards level 87.
[01/22/24 19:08:45] Soulwhisper [49/239] has challenged heisenbug [510/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[01/24/24 11:45:13] Omega [351/1120] has challenged heisenbug [681/773] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:22:24 is added to Omega's clock.
[01/24/24 13:45:37] Yarosh [485/546] has come upon heisenbug [707/773] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:07:02 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[01/24/24 17:06:58] heisenbug got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:26:32 from level 87.
[01/24/24 20:32:17] heisenbug [11/773] has come upon justpink [59/289] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:41:34 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/27/24 04:01:11] Crazycatlady [905/1130] has come upon heisenbug [627/773] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:49:01 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/29/24 15:16:33] OobSaco [505/579] has challenged heisenbug [123/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:48:48 is removed from OobSaco's clock.
[01/29/24 20:03:46] mordac [207/905] has come upon heisenbug [41/773] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:54:18 is removed from mordac's clock.
[01/29/24 23:28:57] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:22 towards level 87.
[01/30/24 23:13:47] heisenbug, Kritzefitz, and V [1720/3125] have team battled Cirdan, Lilith, and RussellB [2822/2935] and lost! 4 days, 11:30:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/24 05:26:46] heisenbug [223/773] has challenged Lnk [108/834] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:31:58 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[02/01/24 06:55:34] heisenbug and Zed_Spiker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/24 08:41:13] heisenbug [771/773] has come upon Feras [332/560] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:48:33 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[02/02/24 15:41:43] ZOTTA [847/1244] has challenged heisenbug [579/773] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:35:49 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[02/02/24 22:25:48] heisenbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:38:11 from level 87.
[02/03/24 22:55:55] heisenbug learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:46:48 from level 87.
[02/04/24 02:13:04] heisenbug, DividedByZero, and thatmint [893/2180] have team battled V, pwae, and Sario [2604/3009] and lost! 0 days, 09:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/24 03:51:44] heisenbug [323/773] has come upon Omega [710/1120] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:24:42 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/05/24 01:56:13] heisenbug [336/773] has challenged Forud [1021/1054] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:28:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/08/24 04:26:18] pastly and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 07:16:18] spex [843/1140] has challenged heisenbug [205/773] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:30:39 is removed from spex's clock.
[02/08/24 07:16:18] spex has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:52:09 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/09/24 02:06:33] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:49 towards level 87.
[02/09/24 08:22:53] slim [903/1031] has challenged heisenbug [193/773] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:31:01 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/11/24 01:56:37] tomhek [787/1243] has come upon heisenbug [70/773] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:11:44 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[02/11/24 17:17:05] d4n13L [329/658] has come upon heisenbug [285/773] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:35:58 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[02/13/24 02:51:03] heisenbug, bfft, and pwae [2288/2758] have team battled PanamaCity3003, CaptainS122, and CornFly [852/1666] and won! 3 days, 13:33:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/24 05:06:18] pastly, TheSilentLink, and Nysdar [1303/2644] have team battled Chuck, heisenbug, and pacer [264/1770] and won! 1 day, 14:44:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/24 15:03:55] heisenbug was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:29:57 from level 87.
[02/16/24 21:36:04] heisenbug got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:59:04 from level 87.
[02/17/24 08:44:21] heisenbug invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:46:27 towards level 87.
[02/17/24 20:42:14] heisenbug [136/773] has come upon nathan [465/914] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:21:01 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/18/24 20:19:03] heisenbug [123/773] has challenged Dex [403/474] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:55:05 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/18/24 20:46:12] Daikojun, heisenbug, and CompanionCube [456/2074] have team battled nya, HeavyPodda, and el [1117/2587] and lost! 1 day, 20:34:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/24 21:28:39] JigmeDatse [490/855] has challenged heisenbug [261/773] in combat and won! 30 days, 21:39:33 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[02/22/24 07:34:33] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:25:43 from level 87.
[02/24/24 09:14:27] heisenbug was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:48 from level 87.
[02/25/24 05:00:52] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:21 towards level 87.
[02/25/24 05:55:14] Cockatrice [554/892] has come upon heisenbug [705/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:14:13 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[02/25/24 08:17:46] heisenbug [252/773] has come upon solarsparq [436/821] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:38:13 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/25/24 09:18:17] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:23 towards level 87.
[02/27/24 23:06:28] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:36:10 from level 87.
[02/28/24 16:18:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed heisenbug with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 03:56:26 from level 87.
[02/29/24 11:24:18] yNos [1025/1191] has challenged heisenbug [142/773] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:43:01 is removed from yNos's clock.
[02/29/24 20:22:57] jaxson, nathan, and Puff [1950/2507] have team battled rawgreaze, opcode, and heisenbug [1231/2545] and won! 0 days, 20:21:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 01:24:44] heisenbug invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:33 towards level 87.
[03/02/24 09:59:56] OobSaco [367/597] has challenged heisenbug [410/773] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:24:35 is added to OobSaco's clock.
[03/02/24 20:05:07] PanamaCity3003, Kritzefitz, and heisenbug [2165/2299] have team battled nathan, olsner, and Kurenai [702/2892] and won! 1 day, 17:22:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/24 17:59:44] zifnab06 [23/656] has challenged heisenbug [275/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:15 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[03/04/24 09:37:03] Techman and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/24 15:27:06] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:16 towards level 87.
[03/05/24 00:47:03] eising and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/24 01:38:00] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:44 towards level 87.
[03/08/24 14:57:13] gradator [687/785] has come upon heisenbug [554/785] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:43:43 is removed from gradator's clock.
[03/08/24 15:02:23] heisenbug [209/785] has come upon HeavyPodda [875/982] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:27 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/08/24 16:17:40] heisenbug [726/785] has challenged V [370/1177] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:02:13 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/09/24 03:15:11] noex, sam, and heisenbug [1607/2252] have team battled DojShadow, tass, and EddieT137 [1465/2202] and won! 0 days, 12:19:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 15:42:19] abarat [320/333] has challenged heisenbug [648/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to abarat's clock.
[03/09/24 21:50:22] heisenbug was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:25:40 from level 88.
[03/11/24 12:13:50] heisenbug got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:11:43 towards level 88.
[03/11/24 17:00:34] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/24 06:49:15] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:13:44 towards level 88.
[03/13/24 17:43:04] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:50:08 towards level 88.
[03/15/24 02:01:38] heisenbug [112/792] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [222/742] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:58:13 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/15/24 14:18:07] noex [60/500] has come upon heisenbug [360/792] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:59:39 is added to noex's clock.
[03/15/24 18:25:05] mordac, ToHellWithGA, and Forud [1443/3290] have team battled heisenbug, kptr, and Lord255 [217/2457] and won! 6 days, 00:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/24 20:07:22] Gorek [790/996] has come upon heisenbug [689/792] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:44:13 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[03/17/24 00:54:13] sky and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/24 05:11:15] zbe, elf, and Pinkman [1411/3159] have team battled sky, heisenbug, and DrinkyBird [959/3045] and won! 0 days, 14:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/24 15:54:13] pyre [380/986] has come upon heisenbug [56/792] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:13:16 is removed from pyre's clock.
[03/19/24 11:33:56] heisenbug stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:22:30 towards level 88.
[03/19/24 15:47:40] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:50:41 towards level 88.
[03/20/24 01:26:12] heisenbug has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:05:21 from level 88.
[03/20/24 05:53:24] bookworm [219/890] has challenged heisenbug [212/792] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:38:13 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[03/20/24 15:19:43] heisenbug [748/792] has come upon ToHellWithGA [1213/1309] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:33:11 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/22/24 02:28:59] heisenbug had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:18:01 from level 88.
[03/22/24 12:06:46] heisenbug discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:12:03 towards level 88.
[03/22/24 18:55:46] realguy, heisenbug, and solarsparq [1206/2098] have team battled JackyB, MadMan, and Cirdan [1383/2484] and lost! 0 days, 04:35:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/24 07:58:58] heisenbug has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:20:53 from level 88.
[03/23/24 18:06:38] CompanionCube [344/688] has challenged heisenbug [723/792] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:20:54 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[03/23/24 19:54:18] Matthew, KyloRen, and medivh [730/1950] have team battled heisenbug, ukleinek, and jacob1 [26/2687] and won! 2 days, 15:22:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/24 02:47:59] sam, yNos, and VonToutCourt [1605/3667] have team battled JackyB, heisenbug, and kzootech [2003/2332] and lost! 0 days, 19:15:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/24 10:55:24] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:40:30 from level 88.
[03/26/24 14:34:21] pyre [857/986] has come upon heisenbug [379/792] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:37:44 is removed from pyre's clock.
[03/28/24 13:48:19] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:58 towards level 88.