Player Info

User: jaxson
Class: Extreme
Admin?: No
Level: 75
Next level: 8 days, 20:43:08
Status: Online
Host: jaxson!~jmlogic@user/jaxson
Account Created: Fri Jun 4 23:00:16 2021
Last login: Wed Apr 24 00:45:36 2024
Total time idled: 1015 days, 11:54:05
Current position: [447,72]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 119 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 49
charm: 75
gloves: 47
helm: 27
leggings: 103
ring: 39
shield: 56
tunic: 70 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 341 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 926

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 21 days, 06:43:12
part: None
quest: 6 days, 18:22:38
quit: 463 days, 07:00:39

total: 491 days, 08:06:29

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 04:35:20] jaxson [0/7] has challenged washclof [32/52] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/05/21 04:37:08] kptr [4/58] has challenged jaxson [5/7] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to kptr's clock.
[06/05/21 05:10:09] jaxson [4/18] has challenged Centrixx [31/50] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/05/21 06:26:33] mordac [50/77] has challenged jaxson [15/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/05/21 06:55:22] Wolf [3/4] has challenged jaxson [8/38] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/05/21 10:10:46] jaxson [40/65] has challenged freeboson [72/94] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/05/21 12:44:20] jaxson [25/73] has challenged HeavyPodda [88/101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/05/21 12:44:35] Heisenberg [43/99] has challenged jaxson [62/73] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/05/21 13:14:14] hax404 [0/0] has challenged jaxson [1/73] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to hax404's clock.
[06/05/21 17:48:49] The_Decryptor [72/90] has challenged jaxson [42/107] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from The_Decryptor's clock.
[06/05/21 18:15:40] jaxson [60/116] has challenged jgilchrist [83/156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/06/21 16:14:22] jaxson [106/190] has challenged Russell [126/188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/06/21 22:08:38] Kurenai [152/185] has challenged jaxson [39/190] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[06/06/21 22:31:24] jaxson [119/218] has challenged nCrazed [139/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/07/21 05:48:44] jaxson [161/224] has challenged pfoley [44/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/07/21 06:14:29] KindOne [46/184] has challenged jaxson [122/224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to KindOne's clock.
[06/07/21 13:25:11] jaxson [134/227] has challenged Forud [47/195] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/07/21 15:47:20] Arch [0/10] has challenged jaxson [101/227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Arch's clock.
[06/07/21 19:07:57] jaxson [115/227] has come upon sid3windr [131/181] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:48 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/07/21 20:35:10] t3chn0 [60/237] has challenged jaxson [147/227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[06/07/21 22:08:30] jaxson [57/233] has challenged Misza [60/233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/08/21 09:31:11] jaxson [122/233] has challenged vectr0n [18/161] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/08/21 13:37:26] Sokar [65/256] has challenged jaxson [202/233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Sokar's clock.
[06/08/21 20:59:30] jaxson [91/245] has challenged sc [56/238] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/08/21 22:49:17] sbp [12/150] has challenged jaxson [42/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/09/21 03:54:03] hdm [53/97] has challenged jaxson [163/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to hdm's clock.
[06/09/21 10:17:54] jaxson [8/245] has challenged kline [45/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/09/21 20:52:24] sam [79/321] has challenged jaxson [148/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to sam's clock.
[06/10/21 04:03:27] jaxson [122/246] has challenged Forud [31/283] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/10/21 16:59:37] Neil [95/148] has challenged jaxson [117/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Neil's clock.
[06/10/21 21:57:49] jaxson [150/246] has challenged BMO [187/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/10/21 22:11:22] Jens [126/222] has challenged jaxson [207/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/11/21 04:50:24] sheu [180/345] has challenged jaxson [193/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to sheu's clock.
[06/11/21 07:31:32] adamus1red [143/288] has challenged jaxson [1/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[06/11/21 10:15:10] buzzzzz [49/320] has challenged jaxson [80/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to buzzzzz's clock.
[06/11/21 21:58:53] jaxson [52/267] has challenged smoops [42/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/12/21 14:26:41] jaxson EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:53 from level 35.
[06/12/21 14:59:15] quanticle [101/150] has challenged jaxson [208/267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to quanticle's clock.
[06/12/21 22:27:24] jaxson [195/292] has challenged bookworm [94/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/13/21 02:25:14] nCrazed [160/256] has challenged jaxson [165/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to nCrazed's clock.
[06/13/21 12:28:50] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:07 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 22:26:03] DrinkyBird [264/283] has challenged jaxson [55/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/14/21 00:02:16] gettu [6/107] has challenged jaxson [271/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to gettu's clock.
[06/14/21 01:22:49] jaxson [209/322] has challenged Paperclip [38/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/14/21 05:04:07] samhain [210/264] has come upon jaxson [251/322] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:43 is added to samhain's clock.
[06/14/21 06:32:12] BT [62/79] has challenged jaxson [8/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:11 is removed from BT's clock.
[06/14/21 16:04:27] average [228/272] has challenged jaxson [318/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to average's clock.
[06/15/21 09:27:08] jaxson [199/322] has challenged CompanionCube [91/334] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/15/21 11:16:17] jaxson [307/322] has come upon fattrat [247/281] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:08:53 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/15/21 18:10:23] pwae [250/343] has challenged jaxson [61/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/15/21 19:59:28] jaxson [161/322] has come upon bsleep [72/122] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:37:04 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/15/21 22:45:51] DrWhax [96/296] has come upon jaxson [82/322] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:51 is removed from DrWhax's clock.
[06/16/21 02:18:47] gettu [99/188] has challenged jaxson [245/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to gettu's clock.
[06/16/21 07:35:21] meskio [59/253] has challenged jaxson [164/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to meskio's clock.
[06/16/21 08:47:03] Stella [134/370] has challenged jaxson [131/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Stella's clock.
[06/16/21 10:14:16] canton7 [225/254] has challenged jaxson [151/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:25 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/16/21 17:29:08] jaxson [211/345] has challenged nya [18/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/16/21 18:14:38] hdm [266/293] has challenged jaxson [42/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from hdm's clock.
[06/16/21 22:16:42] jaxson [86/345] has come upon gildarts [233/284] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:39:09 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/17/21 22:08:46] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:51 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 00:43:20] AlexS, A_Dragon, and Rolan [334/710] have team battled ubergeek, jacob1, and jaxson [539/943] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/21 06:26:18] hax404 [254/292] has challenged jaxson [203/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from hax404's clock.
[06/18/21 11:05:48] ubergeek [188/262] has come upon jaxson [254/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:42 is added to ubergeek's clock.
[06/18/21 13:50:03] jaxson [318/359] has challenged Paperclip [263/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/19/21 04:28:21] Snarlack [42/290] has challenged jaxson [299/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Snarlack's clock.
[06/19/21 07:48:03] bsleep [2/368] has challenged jaxson [271/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to bsleep's clock.
[06/19/21 12:44:52] pyre [173/332] has come upon jaxson [123/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:26:05 is removed from pyre's clock.
[06/19/21 12:44:52] pyre has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:11:32 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/19/21 14:33:30] sparrowhawk [24/196] has come upon jaxson [352/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:40 is added to sparrowhawk's clock.
[06/19/21 20:33:49] Nechayev [135/335] has come upon jaxson [135/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:08 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[06/20/21 00:34:53] MsYou [242/345] has challenged jaxson [127/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from MsYou's clock.
[06/20/21 08:59:06] Sergio, sc, and Covid-19 [748/974] have team battled soltys, Hirion, and jaxson [1139/1249] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/21 12:16:50] ubergeek [249/290] has challenged jaxson [168/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from ubergeek's clock.
[06/20/21 18:32:37] jaxson [278/359] has challenged Crazycatlady [107/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:58 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/21/21 14:21:17] elf [266/389] has challenged jaxson [118/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/22/21 20:36:19] jaxson got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:47 from level 41.
[06/22/21 23:44:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 0 days, 02:58:48 toward level 41.
[06/23/21 06:36:12] beefnog [6/32] has challenged jaxson [115/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to beefnog's clock.
[06/23/21 09:10:14] jaxson [361/370] has challenged samhain [154/307] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/23/21 23:12:56] uovobw [45/389] has come upon jaxson [183/370] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:10 is added to uovobw's clock.
[06/24/21 09:44:01] crank [386/577] has challenged jaxson [126/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/24/21 22:55:11] Sparks, damyan, and jaxson [450/1069] have team battled Jens, cremefresh, and beefnog [869/971] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/21 08:03:05] jaxson [197/380] has challenged rfc2549 [227/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/26/21 10:50:26] bg, eising, and canton7 [1123/1251] have team battled jaxson, blackroot, and Notir [638/1103] and won! 0 days, 03:49:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/21 17:33:23] simple [170/397] has come upon jaxson [11/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/26/21 21:14:24] skerm [250/274] has challenged jaxson [62/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from skerm's clock.
[06/27/21 00:06:37] Koffa [59/224] has challenged jaxson [26/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/29/21 11:12:08] meskio [339/358] has challenged jaxson [290/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from meskio's clock.
[06/29/21 12:35:24] jaxson died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:50 from level 43.
[06/30/21 04:04:44] jaxson [173/380] has challenged Majak [106/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/01/21 10:01:30] jokajak [63/306] has challenged jaxson [2/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from jokajak's clock.
[07/01/21 11:19:02] jaxson fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:08 from level 44.
[07/01/21 15:20:09] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:54 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 08:25:10] jaxson set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:19 from level 44.
[07/02/21 11:32:32] jaxson, Forud, and JamCow [1033/1351] have team battled Togra, gdm, and golgy [578/1192] and won! 0 days, 00:29:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/21 23:51:45] jayvee, J-472, and jaxson [669/1261] have team battled Quack, hdm, and el [702/948] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/21 03:09:17] jjasghar [75/182] has challenged jaxson [265/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[07/03/21 17:13:37] jaxson, gettu, and Silvanus_Betrium [809/1030] have team battled vegadark, eggy, and bagels [473/1021] and won! 0 days, 02:57:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/21 01:00:33] iiriix [205/288] has come upon jaxson [156/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:37 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[07/04/21 02:11:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 0 days, 01:07:39 toward level 44.
[07/04/21 09:38:34] jaxson [223/380] has challenged jacob1 [281/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/04/21 10:54:26] Silvanus_Betrium [55/291] has challenged jaxson [180/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[07/04/21 16:11:20] Paganel, Hirion, and jaxson [588/1191] have team battled quanticle, average, and jgn [1261/1290] and lost! 0 days, 04:24:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/21 15:06:13] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:22 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 16:19:52] pwae, jaxson, and CrashOverride [579/1249] have team battled nCrazed, texke, and DrinkyBird [931/983] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/21 21:00:49] Forud [416/465] has challenged jaxson [96/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Forud's clock.
[07/07/21 05:28:27] CrashOverride [438/492] has come upon jaxson [163/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:56:02 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[07/08/21 00:53:46] Covid-19 [104/372] has come upon jaxson [253/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:17 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[07/08/21 01:11:37] jaxson [31/380] has come upon RussellB [272/461] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:36 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/08/21 10:47:37] Misza [93/365] has come upon jaxson [22/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:29:44 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/09/21 02:30:55] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:27 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 15:32:30] The_Decryptor [223/589] has challenged jaxson [259/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to The_Decryptor's clock.
[07/09/21 18:20:22] jaxson [317/380] has challenged BootsNPC [139/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/11/21 03:07:02] d4n13L, jaxson, and Techman [303/1221] have team battled kenyon, foo, and meskio [1084/1132] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/21 23:33:24] jaxson [183/380] has challenged Wolf [100/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:18 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/14/21 01:52:32] jaxson, Crazycatlady, and nawcom [186/1141] have team battled The_Decryptor, Paperclip, and Angelina [544/1605] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/21 09:38:14] anarcat [130/495] has come upon jaxson [262/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:45:35 is added to anarcat's clock.
[07/14/21 17:40:20] jaxson [278/380] has challenged jgn [410/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/14/21 22:15:55] munkis [283/389] has challenged jaxson [284/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to munkis's clock.
[07/15/21 16:53:38] li [76/409] has challenged jaxson [260/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:57:53 is added to li's clock.
[07/16/21 09:08:27] jaxson set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:14 from level 47.
[07/16/21 10:00:59] dave [173/487] has come upon jaxson [302/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:11 is added to dave's clock.
[07/17/21 03:01:16] jaxson [161/380] has challenged BastelBot [465/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:56:31 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/17/21 06:07:33] jaxson [67/380] has come upon edk [80/421] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:34 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/17/21 10:12:55] Angelina [343/429] has come upon jaxson [166/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:42 is removed from Angelina's clock.
[07/17/21 13:59:52] ShiaLabeouf [175/342] has challenged jaxson [349/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to ShiaLabeouf's clock.
[07/17/21 20:04:58] jaxson [55/380] has challenged t3chn0 [164/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:24 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/18/21 15:54:19] nyuszika7h [200/370] has challenged jaxson [158/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[07/19/21 02:22:44] zankore [30/431] has come upon jaxson [166/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:02 is added to zankore's clock.
[07/19/21 09:08:52] jaxson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:19 from level 47.
[07/20/21 08:32:10] jaxson was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:02:03 from level 47.
[07/21/21 19:03:08] Silvanus_Betrium, Tenorman, and simple [145/1277] have team battled jaxson, Crazycatlady, and Sherpard2 [53/1455] and won! 0 days, 17:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 03:27:57] Covid-19 [40/411] has challenged jaxson [67/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:54 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[07/22/21 14:17:51] HellSpawn [95/264] has challenged jaxson [229/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/23/21 13:54:45] jaxson [79/380] has challenged Wolf [381/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/23/21 23:05:05] jaxson [283/380] has come upon gerry666 [3/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:59:16 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/24/21 19:15:37] jaxson [299/380] has challenged d4n13L [365/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:54:56 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/24/21 21:16:03] JamCow [354/536] has challenged jaxson [9/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:48:58 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/25/21 23:20:32] KyloRen, buZz, and jaxson [37/1132] have team battled westoR, pwae, and BMO [444/1040] and lost! 0 days, 10:58:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/21 04:22:33] jaxson [69/380] has challenged Sombra [62/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:31:53 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/26/21 11:38:20] kenyon [418/431] has come upon jaxson [294/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:02 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/26/21 18:08:12] Fenrik [184/444] has come upon jaxson [43/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:19 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[07/27/21 02:27:46] jaxson [281/383] has come upon Quack [42/283] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:25:20 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/27/21 06:28:17] jaxson [124/383] has challenged starlink [315/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:19 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/28/21 15:09:46] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:16 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 15:35:27] jaxson [371/383] has challenged tswsl [344/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:49:07 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/28/21 15:39:43] Majak [145/404] has come upon jaxson [45/383] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:22:24 is removed from Majak's clock.
[07/29/21 16:41:01] Fenrik [408/444] has challenged jaxson [60/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:06:59 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[07/30/21 03:10:34] Sherpard2 [538/640] has challenged jaxson [85/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Sherpard2's clock.
[07/30/21 10:15:39] jaxson [41/409] has challenged Abe [79/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to jaxson's clock.
[08/01/21 03:45:11] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:35:41 from level 49.
[08/01/21 07:20:02] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:33 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 18:13:42] jaxson [370/409] has come upon Phunkle [164/232] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:15:56 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[08/02/21 18:13:42] jaxson has dealt Phunkle a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:16:00 is added to Phunkle's clock.
[08/03/21 00:03:01] popey [266/397] has challenged jaxson [230/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:37 is removed from popey's clock.
[08/19/21 09:13:38] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:16 from level 49.
[08/19/21 15:51:52] io [166/572] has challenged jaxson [254/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to io's clock.
[08/20/21 03:20:43] omero [168/293] has challenged jaxson [213/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to omero's clock.
[08/20/21 23:05:27] jaxson, Lord255, keepermurph, and hax404 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/21 03:19:46] jaxson [23/409] has come upon tomhek [67/394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:15 is added to jaxson's clock.
[08/23/21 12:53:32] sc [308/784] has challenged jaxson [253/409] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:04:06 is removed from sc's clock.
[08/23/21 13:41:54] bananaboat [158/282] has challenged jaxson [67/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/23/21 14:03:38] jaxson [244/409] has come upon buzel [670/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to jaxson's clock.
[08/23/21 14:48:10] jaxson [39/409] has challenged Affliction [300/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to jaxson's clock.
[08/23/21 15:54:12] drahthaar [8/493] has challenged jaxson [372/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:58 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[08/23/21 15:55:58] jaxson stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:44 towards level 50.
[08/23/21 21:10:55] Gorek [502/506] has come upon jaxson [405/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:16:09 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[08/24/21 19:22:07] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:56 towards level 50.
[08/25/21 20:35:15] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/21 05:30:45] CaseDorsett, jaxson, and "\@_ [808/1140] have team battled kiska, crysis, and iiriix [669/1321] and won! 0 days, 04:07:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/21 06:14:55] zbe [86/513] has come upon jaxson [187/413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:49:24 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/27/21 21:21:41] jaxson learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:50 towards level 50.
[08/29/21 03:34:00] kenyon [306/621] has challenged jaxson [412/413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/29/21 11:25:33] starlink [104/454] has challenged jaxson [46/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:26:29 is removed from starlink's clock.
[08/29/21 18:30:10] jaxson misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:59 from level 50.
[09/07/21 11:30:08] QinWentian, drahthaar, and bobvador [207/1130] have team battled Psilocybe, jaxson, and TheSilentLink [878/1408] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/21 19:25:55] jaxson [350/413] has challenged bananaboat [51/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:53:43 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[09/09/21 03:35:25] CornFly [86/497] has come upon jaxson [335/413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/09/21 12:29:22] jaxson [169/413] has challenged Kronan [388/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/09/21 18:56:13] jaxson [234/413] has come upon KeboDK [334/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:24:16 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/10/21 00:37:26] Misza [612/760] has come upon jaxson [47/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:27:22 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/10/21 06:09:52] Misza [92/760] has come upon jaxson [57/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:08:12 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/10/21 13:27:29] The_Decryptor [70/660] has challenged jaxson [312/413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to The_Decryptor's clock.
[09/10/21 21:23:47] jaxson lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:07:35 from level 51.
[09/10/21 21:29:12] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:24 towards level 51.
[09/10/21 23:11:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 7 days, 16:32:12 toward level 51.
[09/11/21 05:10:12] MsYou [357/584] has come upon jaxson [53/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:00:04 is removed from MsYou's clock.
[09/12/21 13:26:29] jaxson [269/413] has come upon CodeGeek [330/663] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:58:36 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/12/21 16:10:33] xbill [406/636] has come upon jaxson [300/413] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:35:29 is removed from xbill's clock.
[09/12/21 19:07:02] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:48 towards level 51.
[09/14/21 19:36:58] jaxson [135/413] has challenged O[_] [184/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/16/21 11:01:10] jaxson, Way, and HellSpawn [1422/1497] have team battled Syloq, twobit, and Arch [501/1305] and won! 0 days, 04:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/21 22:07:48] jaxson, Koffa, ChowderKeg, and CrashOverride have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/21 03:47:04] GilbertErik [343/394] has come upon jaxson [147/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:31:42 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[09/17/21 08:41:36] jaxson lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:51:12 from level 52.
[09/17/21 21:43:34] Silvanus_Betrium, jaxson, and style [768/1528] have team battled bananaboat, M144, and canton7 [868/1182] and lost! 0 days, 17:43:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/21 04:13:43] hax404 [382/419] has challenged jaxson [387/413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to hax404's clock.
[09/18/21 07:07:07] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:11 towards level 52.
[09/18/21 17:59:34] bananaboat, crysis, and Khorne [380/1687] have team battled ukleinek, Asara, and jaxson [166/1278] and won! 0 days, 07:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/21 19:55:44] jaxson [175/413] has challenged Drin [203/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:34:46 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/18/21 21:23:20] Yuhno [32/399] has come upon jaxson [365/413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:34:44 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[09/21/21 02:01:37] jaxson, li, and sbp [594/1182] have team battled TimWolla, d4n13L, and Sergio [990/1659] and lost! 1 day, 06:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/21 09:55:24] Koffa [384/548] has come upon jaxson [286/413] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:00:58 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/22/21 21:40:40] ToHellWithGA, jaxson, and Koffa [1346/1635] have team battled hax404, gerry666, and zankore [898/1640] and won! 1 day, 04:06:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/21 01:00:07] sheu [356/518] has come upon jaxson [95/413] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:50:15 is removed from sheu's clock.
[09/24/21 05:05:38] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:12 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 00:32:39] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:54 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 09:51:52] bagels [190/509] has challenged jaxson [322/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:29:12 is added to bagels's clock.
[09/25/21 21:54:39] apb [540/541] has challenged jaxson [247/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:40 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/27/21 02:18:44] jaxson [260/413] has challenged vegadark [330/583] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/27/21 04:49:52] jaxson invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:10 towards level 53.
[09/27/21 07:21:09] Lenny_, MistahKel, and omero [582/1210] have team battled jaxson, Kritzefitz, and simple [1350/1717] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/21 06:13:11] jaxson, hax404, elf, and ion have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/21 05:48:33] loftyabyss, washclof, and gdm [424/1704] have team battled jaxson, damyan, and MELOONi [115/1544] and won! 0 days, 03:52:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/21 08:01:27] Carl [262/563] has come upon jaxson [106/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:34:07 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/29/21 08:30:23] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:16 towards level 53.
[09/29/21 14:47:01] jaxson [135/413] has challenged aqsd [264/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:14 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/29/21 17:35:08] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:02 towards level 53.
[09/30/21 00:55:54] jaxson learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:14 towards level 53.
[09/30/21 09:14:48] Schmendrick [27/36] has challenged jaxson [210/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Schmendrick's clock.
[09/30/21 14:51:04] jaxson EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:55:53 from level 53.
[10/03/21 09:03:21] eising [13/823] has come upon jaxson [296/413] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:26:48 is added to eising's clock.
[10/03/21 14:20:53] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:57 from level 53.
[10/03/21 19:44:10] jaxson got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:01 from level 53.
[10/04/21 20:40:08] sky [378/418] has come upon jaxson [251/413] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:08:09 is removed from sky's clock.
[10/04/21 21:30:45] jaxson [276/413] has challenged Tor [99/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:39:34 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[10/04/21 21:59:27] jaxson died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:18 from level 53.
[10/07/21 01:41:08] JackyB [0/427] has challenged jaxson [103/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:51:06 is added to JackyB's clock.
[10/08/21 04:25:05] jaxson, Theleveler, and munkis [934/1326] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, Wam, and CodeGeek [754/1625] and won! 0 days, 02:25:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/21 12:57:20] jaxson discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:17 towards level 53.
[10/08/21 14:04:34] jaxson [217/425] has challenged keepermurph [64/367] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:48:34 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[10/09/21 02:30:32] Drin [281/698] has challenged jaxson [286/425] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Drin's clock.
[10/11/21 19:14:06] gildarts, Koffa, and HellSpawn [410/1587] have team battled kline, jaxson, and CompanionCube [51/1715] and won! 2 days, 02:14:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/21 08:06:42] jaxson [60/425] has challenged Yarosh [427/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:46:30 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/12/21 13:53:45] jaxson, A_Dragon, Carl, and allo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/21 16:08:22] bookworm [407/551] has challenged jaxson [192/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:48:18 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[10/13/21 02:54:21] jaxson [299/425] has come upon nya [484/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:27:27 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/13/21 09:53:04] jaxson invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:30 towards level 54.
[10/14/21 01:10:57] quantum_turtle [187/196] has come upon jaxson [45/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:49 is removed from quantum_turtle's clock.
[10/14/21 04:03:32] adamus1red [252/539] has challenged jaxson [181/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:12:19 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[10/15/21 03:05:03] jaxson misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:43:51 from level 54.
[10/16/21 00:49:08] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:21 towards level 54.
[10/16/21 06:24:19] Alarien, pyre, and SCSi [1148/1705] have team battled Theleveler, Koffa, and jaxson [1162/1433] and lost! 0 days, 08:35:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/21 22:21:58] jaxson [368/425] has challenged Faradome [229/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:14:46 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[10/18/21 17:05:32] Paperclip [210/608] has come upon jaxson [69/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:48:34 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[10/19/21 00:49:58] Svetland [326/522] has come upon jaxson [123/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:51:38 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[10/20/21 04:32:59] jaxson [112/425] has challenged MrMagoo [379/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:24 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/21/21 13:09:27] chiastre [329/617] has challenged jaxson [122/425] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from chiastre's clock.
[10/22/21 09:03:31] jaxson [136/425] has challenged Affliction [411/537] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/22/21 11:14:50] Tenorman [75/651] has come upon jaxson [102/425] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:46:39 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[10/22/21 16:45:00] io [337/679] has challenged jaxson [92/425] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:03:57 is removed from io's clock.
[10/22/21 22:27:55] d4n13L, The_Decryptor, and hdm [1742/2031] have team battled munkis, blabber, and jaxson [1179/1319] and won! 1 day, 09:57:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/21 20:07:29] gegenschein [369/511] has challenged jaxson [382/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[10/24/21 10:59:49] rs [451/467] has come upon jaxson [143/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:19:27 is removed from rs's clock.
[10/24/21 10:59:49] rs has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:43:12 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/26/21 09:27:16] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:44 towards level 55.
[10/27/21 07:39:48] munkis, starlink, and jaxson [385/1519] have team battled sheu, Finley, and ShiaLabeouf [287/2095] and won! 1 day, 04:58:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/21 02:47:40] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:22:58 towards level 55.
[10/28/21 14:36:36] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:27 towards level 55.
[10/28/21 23:22:31] Psilocybe [133/595] has challenged jaxson [350/425] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[10/29/21 09:18:21] Carl [128/585] has challenged jaxson [229/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:14:58 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/30/21 10:56:24] jaxson was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:45:27 from level 55.
[10/30/21 15:32:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 5 days, 11:55:48 toward level 55.
[10/31/21 18:30:13] jaxson [395/425] has challenged Bkid [379/427] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:59:06 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/01/21 21:18:35] Fenrik, MetaNova, and Covid-19 [348/1730] have team battled jaxson, Psilocybe, and Quack [1154/1574] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/21 22:32:18] jaxson [159/425] has come upon BastelBot [154/453] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:21:29 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/02/21 22:31:39] jaxson died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:51:55 from level 55.
[11/03/21 23:29:39] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:35 towards level 55.
[11/05/21 15:55:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 0 days, 03:41:20 toward level 55.
[11/06/21 04:29:06] RussellB, jaxson, blabber, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/21 13:11:13] mordac [186/473] has come upon jaxson [295/425] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:56:28 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/06/21 21:17:15] Zeno [238/342] has challenged jaxson [54/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:24 is removed from Zeno's clock.
[11/06/21 21:17:15] Zeno has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:20:09 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/07/21 00:14:44] Lord255, t3chn0, and jaxson [153/1436] have team battled pfoley, Drin, and Covid-19 [1171/1764] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/21 03:49:05] jaxson [203/458] has challenged penguinjoints [137/259] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:56:20 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/07/21 08:19:06] pztrn [354/465] has come upon jaxson [139/458] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:48:27 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[11/09/21 13:15:46] jaxson [259/458] has come upon Affliction [80/537] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:06:15 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/09/21 20:10:43] sc [784/904] has come upon jaxson [369/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:34:47 is removed from sc's clock.
[11/10/21 18:20:28] dwfreed [380/957] has come upon jaxson [288/458] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:58:49 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/12/21 06:09:45] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:52:48 towards level 56.
[11/13/21 21:53:45] jaxson [122/458] has come upon Techman [770/815] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:14:20 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/14/21 19:36:18] jaxson [135/458] has come upon cremefresh [406/691] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:47:22 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/14/21 22:03:49] Kronan [102/679] has challenged jaxson [12/458] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from Kronan's clock.
[11/14/21 22:27:18] jaxson [361/458] has come upon omero [87/543] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:52:13 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/16/21 13:19:58] Togra [385/657] has challenged jaxson [389/458] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Togra's clock.
[11/18/21 14:02:12] mgr [102/328] has challenged jaxson [126/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to mgr's clock.
[11/20/21 18:49:23] nawcom, talisein, and Centrixx [210/1597] have team battled KaterinaUwU, jaxson, and io [1245/1319] and lost! 1 day, 12:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/21 07:01:30] jaxson, TheSilentLink, and Melon [80/1614] have team battled thornrag, fattrat, and hdm [270/2027] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/21 07:32:09] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:45 towards level 56.
[11/21/21 08:58:35] Destruia [221/397] has come upon jaxson [457/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:10:15 is added to Destruia's clock.
[11/24/21 09:54:39] SCSi, _sh, and jaxson [221/1530] have team battled thornrag, blackroot, and Plato [1116/1642] and lost! 0 days, 03:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/21 14:43:13] pants [463/610] has come upon jaxson [300/458] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:48:27 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/25/21 06:24:58] jaxson [373/458] has challenged Phil [61/674] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/25/21 12:50:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 5 days, 02:35:54 toward level 57.
[11/26/21 00:39:18] jaxson [156/458] has challenged Bahhumbug [286/540] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:27:25 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/27/21 05:45:26] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:41:29 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 23:23:20] Nechayev [274/549] has come upon jaxson [215/458] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:35:01 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[11/28/21 08:07:08] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:42 towards level 57.
[11/29/21 15:20:27] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:44 towards level 57.
[11/29/21 21:29:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 1 day, 12:45:27 toward level 57.
[11/30/21 09:02:11] jaxson [423/458] has challenged VOID [176/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:26:43 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/30/21 09:32:02] ToHellWithGA, Kangie, and jaxson [1680/1785] have team battled TimWolla, Thorael, and Silvanus_Betrium [1637/2287] and won! 0 days, 21:14:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/21 21:36:04] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:54 towards level 57.
[12/01/21 23:10:02] Algernon [29/472] has challenged jaxson [298/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:47 is added to Algernon's clock.
[12/02/21 13:29:28] Feltharell [68/312] has challenged jaxson [358/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[12/02/21 19:14:03] jaxson [312/458] has challenged Disruptor [507/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:18 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/03/21 01:15:11] Majak [236/917] has challenged jaxson [230/458] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:30:25 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/05/21 10:21:55] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:17 towards level 57.
[12/05/21 19:07:37] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:39 from level 57.
[12/06/21 00:55:16] jaxson was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:31 from level 57.
[12/06/21 11:26:05] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:17 towards level 57.
[12/06/21 16:41:37] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:35 towards level 57.
[12/06/21 16:50:39] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:51 towards level 57.
[12/06/21 22:19:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 0 days, 01:20:02 toward level 57.
[12/07/21 05:30:51] jaxson got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:37 from level 57.
[12/07/21 09:28:36] jaxson [356/458] has challenged Yuhno [343/443] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[12/10/21 00:21:58] MrMagoo, KeboDK, and jaxson [17/1447] have team battled Melon, laama, and postikana [926/1595] and lost! 1 day, 04:14:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/21 06:08:17] Aksej [240/467] has come upon jaxson [276/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:38:22 is added to Aksej's clock.
[12/11/21 16:56:11] jaxson invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:09:23 towards level 58.
[12/11/21 18:17:30] Nechayev [100/547] has come upon jaxson [439/458] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:54:02 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[12/11/21 20:22:41] Drin [695/758] has come upon jaxson [379/458] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:56:57 is removed from Drin's clock.
[12/13/21 06:33:50] RussellB, jaxson, and CodeGeek [1768/2265] have team battled keepermurph, Alarien, and fattrat [550/1691] and won! 2 days, 20:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 23:34:28] jaxson was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:15:35 from level 58.
[12/14/21 21:13:06] jaxson [359/458] has challenged aqsd [163/531] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:35:09 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[12/15/21 20:17:49] jaxson [71/458] has challenged GyrosGeier [108/580] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:26:09 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/17/21 01:40:13] jaxson [378/458] has come upon average [303/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:55:17 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[12/17/21 02:53:00] pyre [521/564] has come upon jaxson [366/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:40:07 is removed from pyre's clock.
[12/18/21 09:29:38] jaxson [114/458] has come upon Varjatticus [257/410] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:46:43 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/19/21 00:07:22] jaxson [14/458] has come upon MetaNova [66/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:47:36 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/20/21 03:39:06] jaxson [139/458] has challenged nya [96/555] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:20:07 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[12/20/21 06:30:38] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:21 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 12:54:16] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:07 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 23:22:58] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:34 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 15:24:57] jaxson found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:45 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 19:53:18] bananaboat [176/545] has come upon jaxson [123/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:37:53 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/24/21 11:05:13] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/21 14:51:20] Silvanus_Betrium, pants, and Nysdar [872/1797] have team battled jaxson, Bahhumbug, and mrmonday [707/1556] and won! 0 days, 16:04:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 07:17:48] jaxson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:16 from level 58.
[12/26/21 09:42:41] drahthaar, Thorael, and mordac [1042/1968] have team battled Centrixx, sc, and jaxson [1740/1894] and lost! 0 days, 03:01:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/21 07:13:31] jaxson [53/467] has challenged Lord255 [460/621] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/27/21 20:36:58] sbp [429/431] has come upon jaxson [315/467] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:49:10 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/27/21 23:27:49] jaxson, fattrat, and crank [1127/1747] have team battled kinus, misha, and Destruia [1214/1286] and lost! 0 days, 19:52:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/21 02:17:40] Sario [1/2] has challenged jaxson [20/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/29/21 17:23:09] washclof [202/861] has come upon jaxson [237/467] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:36:32 is added to washclof's clock.
[01/01/22 05:37:31] jaxson [104/467] has challenged dCLCp [241/417] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:07:30 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/01/22 17:11:35] unicron [193/668] has challenged jaxson [29/467] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/03/22 11:11:19] sheu [764/766] has challenged jaxson [221/467] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:25:49 is removed from sheu's clock.
[01/04/22 03:09:29] jaxson broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:58:21 from level 59.
[01/04/22 09:43:29] jacob1, coding_monk, and Sario [360/1707] have team battled theZoMBiE, MistahKel, and jaxson [877/1862] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/22 17:17:22] _sh [569/732] has challenged jaxson [364/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:05:19 is removed from _sh's clock.
[01/05/22 07:20:10] jjasghar [467/485] has challenged jaxson [192/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:14:02 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[01/06/22 06:28:56] megubyte [385/528] has come upon jaxson [107/467] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:41:48 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[01/06/22 07:31:57] Wolf, Togra, and jaxson [1238/1615] have team battled scumola, bg, and Feoh [926/1881] and won! 0 days, 00:04:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/22 09:32:58] Ungoliant, omero, and chiastre [1034/1970] have team battled Forud, jaxson, and pants [1916/1921] and lost! 1 day, 03:24:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/22 11:31:37] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:04:04 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 04:39:09] d4n13L [336/419] has challenged jaxson [230/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:14:40 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[01/09/22 05:50:04] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:49:35 towards level 59.
[01/10/22 02:40:25] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:40 towards level 59.
[01/10/22 04:25:49] drahthaar, Bluedog, and gildarts [1135/1979] have team battled jaxson, vectr0n, and Drin [1789/1804] and lost! 0 days, 20:19:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 10:00:35] jaxson, Ecko, and Nechayev [210/1194] have team battled Zaratustra, sam, and bookworm [899/2012] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 12:43:49] Psilocybe [149/738] has come upon jaxson [22/467] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:32:49 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[01/12/22 16:53:52] valek [60/435] has challenged jaxson [333/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to valek's clock.
[01/12/22 16:56:29] Aksej [118/476] has challenged jaxson [218/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:13:40 is added to Aksej's clock.
[01/12/22 19:57:18] jaxson [255/467] has challenged buZz [8/674] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:37:53 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[01/12/22 23:58:11] jaxson [257/467] has challenged CornFly [103/471] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:04:09 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[01/13/22 19:14:47] pyre, tsr, and starlink [936/1963] have team battled Mattusmindus, jaxson, and megubyte [1634/2108] and lost! 2 days, 23:03:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/22 22:33:20] jaxson discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:24 towards level 59.
[01/16/22 13:26:06] jaxson [197/467] has come upon fizz [227/278] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:17:28 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/17/22 06:24:29] DefiantN [226/247] has come upon jaxson [137/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:37 is removed from DefiantN's clock.
[01/18/22 07:35:04] nawcom [137/603] has come upon jaxson [38/467] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:21:24 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[01/18/22 12:33:17] fizz, VonToutCourt, and Wolf [1608/1722] have team battled tomhek, jaxson, and GilbertErik [1414/1845] and won! 0 days, 01:07:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/22 22:05:08] thornrag [595/597] has come upon jaxson [353/467] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:17:26 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[01/19/22 22:26:50] jaxson EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:19:14 from level 59.
[01/23/22 05:39:18] DrinkyBird [251/584] has come upon jaxson [358/467] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:35:40 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/23/22 08:22:18] jaxson, Yarosh, and Aelane [1195/1418] have team battled MELOONi, Forud, and Alys [1931/2486] and lost! 0 days, 03:43:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/22 09:46:44] sc, Susumurata, and el [1369/2147] have team battled jaxson, Sherpard2, and Alys [534/1780] and won! 2 days, 09:28:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/22 10:28:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 4 days, 05:20:01 toward level 59.
[01/23/22 17:49:56] jaxson [55/467] has challenged Cirdan [125/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:46 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/23/22 19:16:17] jaxson [290/467] has come upon Techman [39/880] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:11:14 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[01/24/22 06:12:25] simple [80/924] has come upon jaxson [34/467] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:32:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/25/22 04:34:00] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:23 from level 59.
[01/25/22 21:00:52] Tenedos [2/529] has challenged jaxson [328/467] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[01/25/22 23:00:41] Phil [459/698] has challenged jaxson [114/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:31 is removed from Phil's clock.
[01/26/22 16:15:14] jaxson discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:26 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 16:40:05] cremefresh [102/710] has come upon jaxson [437/467] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:11:37 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[01/28/22 12:16:54] jaxson [293/467] has challenged vegadark [625/631] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/29/22 06:13:52] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:17:06 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 11:55:41] blackroot [183/557] has challenged jaxson [421/467] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:48:02 is added to blackroot's clock.
[01/30/22 02:12:46] Disruptor [200/871] has come upon jaxson [7/467] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:03:24 is removed from Disruptor's clock.
[01/30/22 09:14:16] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:39:54 from level 60.
[01/30/22 11:19:34] jaxson [231/467] has come upon RussellB [79/849] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:14:53 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[01/31/22 15:12:19] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:34 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 03:12:31] jaxson [230/467] has challenged washclof [77/864] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:31:28 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[02/04/22 11:05:16] KeboDK [175/620] has come upon jaxson [210/467] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:44:05 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[02/05/22 20:00:52] heisenbug [50/606] has come upon jaxson [146/467] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:18 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/06/22 18:03:45] noex, cremefresh, and judahnator [208/1538] have team battled anarcat, jaxson, and fattrat [291/2110] and lost! 0 days, 03:26:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/22 11:32:06] SSLbits [129/220] has challenged jaxson [235/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/08/22 01:23:25] bananaboat [316/589] has come upon jaxson [458/467] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:04:23 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/08/22 13:45:57] gradator, Lord255, and Theleveler [416/1894] have team battled Angelina, jaxson, and kzootech [90/1324] and won! 0 days, 21:54:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/22 21:37:27] Omega [25/528] has challenged jaxson [115/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Omega's clock.
[02/11/22 04:13:10] Khorne [568/786] has come upon jaxson [212/467] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:49:49 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/11/22 07:42:04] Susumurata [331/566] has come upon jaxson [342/467] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:46:53 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[02/13/22 12:28:52] jaxson, buzzzzz, pitchshifter, and drahthaar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/22 17:05:10] jaxson [444/467] has challenged sid3windr [180/647] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:27:01 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[02/16/22 15:14:31] simple, Tenorman, and noex [1072/2200] have team battled jaxson, buzel, and _sh [723/2003] and won! 0 days, 15:25:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/22 18:07:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 0 days, 18:51:58 toward level 60.
[02/17/22 00:52:38] buyoq [538/861] has come upon jaxson [345/467] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:12:36 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[02/17/22 04:21:10] Feltharell [335/610] has challenged jaxson [305/467] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:49:53 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[02/17/22 18:15:30] Visse [335/398] has challenged jaxson [149/467] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from Visse's clock.
[02/18/22 04:23:23] jaxson slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jaxson's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/18/22 06:37:19] bookworm [79/664] has come upon jaxson [219/459] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:52:40 is added to bookworm's clock.
[02/18/22 15:27:52] jaxson [220/459] has challenged Koffa [188/603] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:47:46 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[02/19/22 22:12:45] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:33 from level 60.
[02/20/22 06:35:15] aqsd [218/534] has challenged jaxson [3/459] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:51:47 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[02/20/22 12:11:25] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:20 from level 60.
[02/21/22 08:26:23] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:06 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 21:48:04] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:51 towards level 60.
[02/23/22 03:59:55] jaxson [22/459] has come upon fizz [678/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:24:26 is added to jaxson's clock.
[02/24/22 09:52:42] jaxson lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:57 from level 60.
[02/24/22 15:21:02] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:54 towards level 60.
[02/25/22 23:13:00] jaxson [284/459] has challenged womblecat [971/1061] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to jaxson's clock.
[02/28/22 01:37:06] munkis [176/580] has come upon jaxson [226/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:57 is added to munkis's clock.
[03/01/22 02:20:19] jaxson was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:55:23 from level 61.
[03/01/22 11:06:27] Bluedog [548/946] has come upon jaxson [172/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:58 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[03/01/22 21:11:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 37 days, 12:41:05 toward level 61.
[03/02/22 01:54:05] jaxson [248/459] has come upon apb [325/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:06:45 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/02/22 23:26:22] jaxson, eising, and Tangles [284/1798] have team battled xbill, signofzeta, and keepermurph [475/2066] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 03:16:20] ToHellWithGA, solarsparq, and jaxson [1125/2105] have team battled shikhin, Neil, and d4n13L [1028/1458] and won! 0 days, 19:53:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 12:08:50] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:09:18 towards level 61.
[03/08/22 09:08:23] jaxson, zifnab06, Svetland, and crank have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/22 20:14:54] Asara [315/475] has come upon jaxson [255/459] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:09:07 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/09/22 11:31:57] Algernon, Sokar, and tmberg [1326/1925] have team battled DrinkyBird, ukleinek, and jaxson [1534/1773] and lost! 0 days, 12:43:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 12:22:30] jaxson [150/459] has challenged hugga [0/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:18:48 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[03/09/22 14:03:17] jaxson stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:15 towards level 61.
[03/09/22 16:03:30] jaxson [430/459] has come upon ukleinek [288/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:17:09 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[03/09/22 18:23:47] kzootech [363/404] has challenged jaxson [82/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:32:22 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[03/09/22 20:19:21] jaxson [249/459] has come upon V [271/795] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:06:08 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/10/22 14:44:47] Ancalagon, hugga, and jaxson [502/1513] have team battled Chuck, Neil, and Koffa [28/1607] and won! 0 days, 02:57:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/22 01:30:07] jaxson [105/459] has challenged Cockatrice [233/259] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:31 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/11/22 10:36:52] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:28 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 22:59:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 0 days, 15:20:05 toward level 61.
[03/13/22 00:19:12] sky [211/631] has challenged jaxson [273/459] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to sky's clock.
[03/13/22 06:08:29] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:40 towards level 61.
[03/13/22 23:04:51] A_Dragon [413/867] has come upon jaxson [269/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:07 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[03/14/22 18:08:14] Nysdar, crank, and jaxson [1640/1711] have team battled Alarien, Paganel, and Nuae [196/1820] and won! 0 days, 00:40:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/22 20:48:24] jaxson [71/459] has challenged VonToutCourt [319/836] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/15/22 02:10:26] jaxson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:14:49 from level 62.
[03/15/22 11:43:58] cadfael [293/661] has come upon jaxson [129/459] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:05:54 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[03/15/22 12:02:01] TimWolla, jaxson, and Yuhno [1801/2046] have team battled damyan, Nuae, and spex [1269/1633] and won! 0 days, 10:13:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 16:19:42] Khorne, kptr, and Angelina [2142/2205] have team battled jacob1, jaxson, and simple [1307/2365] and won! 2 days, 01:18:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 18:38:41] Bkid, fstrelok, and jaxson [523/1222] have team battled Centrixx, Neil, and thatmint [1488/1525] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/22 21:03:15] jaxson sharpened the edge of their weapon! jaxson's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/22 03:05:00] jaxson was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:45:43 from level 62.
[03/17/22 06:02:00] BUSY [284/455] has come upon jaxson [74/450] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:55:33 is removed from BUSY's clock.
[03/18/22 00:03:25] jaxson [206/450] has challenged Susumurata [34/566] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:22:08 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[03/18/22 19:29:25] csc2ya [615/705] has come upon jaxson [365/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:22:14 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[03/18/22 21:07:37] gradator [511/665] has challenged jaxson [294/450] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:11:18 is removed from gradator's clock.
[03/18/22 23:35:59] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:10:17 towards level 62.
[03/20/22 08:16:47] jaxson saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:55:22 from level 62.
[03/21/22 12:06:27] gradator [57/665] has come upon jaxson [41/450] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:44:16 is removed from gradator's clock.
[03/21/22 23:19:03] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:26:43 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 09:36:24] jaxson [179/450] has come upon aqsd [150/514] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:03:06 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[03/22/22 20:46:41] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:17:30 from level 62.
[03/23/22 22:24:00] spex [242/574] has come upon jaxson [186/450] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:57:38 is removed from spex's clock.
[03/25/22 03:42:22] jaxson [39/450] has challenged iiriix [497/557] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:13:32 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/25/22 21:24:53] Malvolio, pyre, and yano [1077/1897] have team battled jaxson, dyvonna, and t3chn0 [696/1541] and won! 0 days, 17:39:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/22 11:28:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 17 days, 07:02:06 toward level 62.
[03/28/22 20:57:20] blackroot [236/546] has come upon jaxson [375/450] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:20:16 is added to blackroot's clock.
[03/29/22 08:02:31] sheu [526/573] has challenged jaxson [436/450] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:57:26 is removed from sheu's clock.
[03/29/22 12:57:26] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:23 towards level 62.
[03/29/22 13:49:49] jaxson fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:35:59 from level 62.
[03/31/22 10:31:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 13 days, 01:49:56 toward level 62.
[03/31/22 22:50:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 2 days, 04:54:45 toward level 62.
[04/01/22 05:50:22] jaxson saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:49 from level 62.
[04/01/22 12:00:12] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:12 towards level 62.
[04/02/22 23:28:25] jaxson [85/456] has challenged bobvador [155/887] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/03/22 06:42:10] spex [167/575] has come upon jaxson [150/456] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:33:27 is removed from spex's clock.
[04/03/22 22:49:45] jaxson [105/456] has challenged allo [134/677] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:58:52 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/04/22 11:29:34] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:31:35 towards level 63.
[04/04/22 13:30:32] zcy [56/102] has challenged jaxson [7/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:42 is removed from zcy's clock.
[04/05/22 04:13:40] Svetland [632/787] has come upon jaxson [135/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:54:36 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[04/05/22 04:20:39] solarsparq [429/683] has come upon jaxson [40/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:12:19 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[04/06/22 02:52:44] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:20:17 towards level 63.
[04/07/22 04:56:07] TheGreatest [43/274] has challenged jaxson [52/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to TheGreatest's clock.
[04/07/22 18:58:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 6 days, 23:12:07 toward level 63.
[04/07/22 19:37:20] vegadark [828/927] has come upon jaxson [386/456] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:06:22 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/08/22 14:21:15] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:41:38 towards level 63.
[04/08/22 17:16:16] jaxson [159/456] has come upon y [83/200] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:59:13 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[04/10/22 02:24:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 22 days, 11:12:03 toward level 63.
[04/11/22 09:15:37] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:10:57 from level 63.
[04/11/22 09:58:48] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:36 towards level 63.
[04/11/22 14:22:51] Reilly, jaxson, and tomhek [1813/1922] have team battled opcode, Alys, and _sh [586/1761] and won! 0 days, 02:02:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 06:11:15] Way [339/741] has challenged jaxson [63/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:23:13 is removed from Way's clock.
[04/13/22 01:45:47] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:09 towards level 63.
[04/13/22 09:02:25] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:49 towards level 63.
[04/13/22 11:39:37] jaxson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:50 from level 63.
[04/14/22 13:30:08] jaxson had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:51:39 from level 63.
[04/15/22 11:17:01] laama [675/723] has come upon jaxson [428/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:48:12 is removed from laama's clock.
[04/16/22 02:42:37] jacob1 [481/965] has come upon jaxson [241/456] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:55:00 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/16/22 18:27:38] Syloq, jaxson, and ChowderKeg [186/2081] have team battled Asara, invisiblek, and csc2ya [1327/1678] and lost! 0 days, 23:00:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 00:45:45] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:10:22 from level 63.
[04/18/22 10:15:13] Bolded [75/805] has challenged jaxson [26/456] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[04/18/22 14:28:36] Aksej [282/560] has come upon jaxson [140/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:21:07 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[04/18/22 14:28:36] Aksej has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:56:04 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/18/22 18:32:14] jaxson got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:39 from level 63.
[04/18/22 18:53:30] noex [75/367] has come upon jaxson [342/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:49 is added to noex's clock.
[04/18/22 19:32:50] womblecat, jaxson, and CodeGeek [1942/2492] have team battled GilbertErik, Primetime, and rawgreaze [1478/1686] and won! 0 days, 06:26:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/22 00:16:20] jaxson had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:57 from level 63.
[04/19/22 12:50:43] jaxson [169/456] has challenged buyoq [351/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:40:27 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/20/22 05:28:11] ahmubashshir, unicron, and SCSi [606/1655] have team battled Alys, bookworm, and jaxson [37/1818] and won! 0 days, 00:34:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/22 13:18:46] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:49 towards level 63.
[04/24/22 03:05:06] jaxson [83/456] has challenged Hex [27/579] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:38 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[04/24/22 14:20:33] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:18:52 towards level 64.
[04/24/22 14:40:19] jaxson sharpened the edge of their weapon! jaxson's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/22 03:18:02] Drin [454/709] has challenged jaxson [18/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:53:52 is removed from Drin's clock.
[04/25/22 07:28:39] jaxson got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:49:51 from level 64.
[04/26/22 11:05:41] soltys, Tabmow, and bookworm [1131/1876] have team battled jaxson, Malvolio, and Alys [1118/1656] and won! 1 day, 00:37:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/22 00:54:53] noex, Disruptor, and buyoq [1861/2172] have team battled GyrosGeier, Juan, and jaxson [752/1612] and won! 0 days, 14:09:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/22 21:41:24] Paganel [130/665] has challenged jaxson [92/460] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:56:45 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[05/02/22 02:22:45] crysis, BUSY, and jaxson [1481/1671] have team battled "\@_, Aksej, and SirBummelz [970/1909] and won! 0 days, 07:02:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/22 20:48:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jaxson with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 21:02:41 from level 64.
[05/03/22 04:09:25] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:30:22 towards level 64.
[05/03/22 04:54:11] jaxson, SSLbits, and pasquale [584/1429] have team battled eising, drahthaar, and idleevil [883/1703] and lost! 0 days, 19:22:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/22 17:04:53] jaxson [413/460] has challenged Svetland [564/819] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:23:39 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/04/22 20:13:58] opcode [78/537] has challenged jaxson [418/460] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to opcode's clock.
[05/06/22 07:21:43] Togra [562/737] has come upon jaxson [216/460] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:29:28 is removed from Togra's clock.
[05/07/22 06:30:51] CompanionCube, style, and BUSY [954/1877] have team battled jaxson, thatmint, and Ralle [823/1550] and won! 2 days, 01:59:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/22 21:05:07] SSLbits [467/484] has challenged jaxson [417/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/07/22 23:00:55] ahmubashshir [512/525] has challenged jaxson [114/460] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:04:04 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[05/09/22 09:17:14] dwfreed [351/1054] has come upon jaxson [96/460] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:22:44 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[05/09/22 22:34:27] jaxson [405/460] has challenged hugga [447/461] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:36:54 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/10/22 02:51:48] hax404 [134/451] has come upon jaxson [25/460] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:38:00 is removed from hax404's clock.
[05/11/22 04:40:36] jaxson [169/460] has challenged MetaNova [385/504] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:49:41 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/13/22 05:01:55] jaxson [275/460] has come upon ukleinek [441/558] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:00:50 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/13/22 06:25:39] jaxson was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:19:03 from level 64.
[05/14/22 05:18:19] jaxson was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:56:11 from level 64.
[05/14/22 17:43:42] hax404 [252/451] has come upon jaxson [373/460] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:52:43 is added to hax404's clock.
[05/14/22 20:42:31] StalkR, jaxson, and womblecat [1862/2083] have team battled Acolarh, Melon, and blackroot [1747/2168] and won! 5 days, 15:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/22 00:54:33] jaxson [371/460] has come upon Hirion [84/581] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:08:27 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[05/15/22 13:37:38] jaxson stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:41:14 towards level 64.
[05/16/22 22:32:12] jaxson [309/460] has come upon nya [128/784] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:58:21 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[05/18/22 21:16:54] jaxson, solarsparq, postikana, and Ungoliant have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/22 21:23:16] h00k, jaxson, and ahmubashshir [597/1343] have team battled Asara, Vigrid, and Aksej [290/1449] and won! 0 days, 23:24:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/22 17:31:57] jaxson [80/460] has challenged hax404 [401/451] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:29:43 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/21/22 19:25:44] apb, CompanionCube, and pfoley [73/2340] have team battled Acolarh, gildarts, and jaxson [900/1735] and lost! 7 days, 16:19:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/22 14:36:06] TheSilentLink [249/685] has challenged jaxson [119/460] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:59 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/23/22 03:57:39] nya [489/782] has challenged jaxson [126/460] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:04 is removed from nya's clock.
[05/24/22 02:01:55] jaxson [154/460] has challenged allo [354/646] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:51:51 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/24/22 16:56:08] Cah [138/192] has come upon jaxson [71/460] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:33 is removed from Cah's clock.
[05/24/22 21:45:34] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:02:39 towards level 64.
[05/25/22 05:11:14] jaxson bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:01:55 towards level 64.
[05/28/22 08:41:36] Crazycatlady [273/731] has come upon jaxson [160/460] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:08:16 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/29/22 15:33:14] sheu [453/600] has come upon jaxson [220/460] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:39:14 is removed from sheu's clock.
[06/01/22 07:25:53] Wolf, invisiblek, and zbe [2047/2577] have team battled jaxson, caeli, and JigmeDatse [1722/2055] and won! 1 day, 02:22:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/22 11:22:12] jaxson [328/460] has come upon omero [432/526] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:51:28 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/03/22 14:11:43] elf [298/610] has come upon jaxson [96/460] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:32:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/04/22 16:42:01] jaxson discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:30 towards level 64.
[06/05/22 07:26:49] jaxson [449/460] has come upon tomhek [603/807] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:57 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/07/22 05:23:59] TheGreatest [262/517] has challenged jaxson [326/460] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to TheGreatest's clock.
[06/07/22 12:06:53] VonToutCourt [743/1080] has challenged jaxson [447/460] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[06/07/22 19:42:59] washclof, Sleepy_boi, and cfjk [360/1917] have team battled jaxson, idlegood, and bananaboat [1416/1883] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/22 09:28:05] jaxson discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:16:08 towards level 64.
[06/08/22 19:15:44] Wam [145/1029] has come upon jaxson [422/460] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:15:27 is added to Wam's clock.
[06/08/22 23:15:14] ahmubashshir, Kritzefitz, and HeavyPodda [1903/2076] have team battled jaxson, Theleveler, and nyuszika7h [1357/2063] and won! 1 day, 08:14:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/22 13:42:58] TheSilentLink [519/690] has challenged jaxson [25/460] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:20:39 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/09/22 20:42:10] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:51 from level 64.
[06/09/22 23:21:42] Sario, ToHellWithGA, and jayvee [2185/2246] have team battled TimWolla, Asara, and jaxson [235/1763] and won! 0 days, 05:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/22 15:51:56] soltys, Kurenai, and Wam [561/2119] have team battled Algernon, tswsl, and jaxson [1539/1575] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/22 13:52:27] sam [397/691] has challenged jaxson [236/460] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:52:30 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/11/22 21:19:41] Aelane [520/702] has come upon jaxson [130/460] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:40:16 is removed from Aelane's clock.
[06/14/22 02:48:24] jacob1, Nuae, and jaxson [912/1944] have team battled Thorael, dxrt, and cremefresh [2064/2108] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 08:58:38] tswsl, pwae, and postikana [56/1630] have team battled jaxson, Varjatticus, and Lnk [166/1769] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 15:57:16] Cirdan [773/979] has come upon jaxson [294/460] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:05:24 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[06/14/22 16:11:21] Reilly [40/666] has come upon jaxson [66/460] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:14:30 is added to Reilly's clock.
[06/14/22 21:55:47] jaxson discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:12:56 towards level 64.
[06/15/22 08:39:57] GilbertErik, womblecat, and Destruia [120/2437] have team battled jaxson, style, and Ferris [1062/1584] and lost! 3 days, 04:36:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 17:59:40] Fehu, eising, and Psilocybe [638/2171] have team battled slim, AlexS, and jaxson [769/1669] and lost! 3 days, 19:30:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 20:16:01] Hirion, Yarosh, and Fenrik [101/2012] have team battled gradator, sc, and jaxson [729/2131] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 23:08:08] jaxson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:22:24 from level 64.
[06/17/22 10:45:48] jaxson [403/465] has come upon mrmonday [387/614] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:39:23 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/17/22 17:38:18] Forud [194/884] has challenged jaxson [211/465] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:32:13 is added to Forud's clock.
[06/18/22 01:39:56] jaxson [343/465] has challenged sc [506/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:13 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/18/22 11:44:06] bookworm [18/689] has challenged jaxson [237/465] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:21:17 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/18/22 16:36:17] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:13 towards level 64.
[06/19/22 11:28:05] herald, mordac, and kptr [173/1680] have team battled bookworm, jaxson, and yNos [799/1694] and lost! 6 days, 01:46:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/22 12:46:21] Tabmow [128/556] has come upon jaxson [25/465] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:08:13 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[06/20/22 05:52:00] ukleinek [213/576] has challenged jaxson [437/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:22 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[06/22/22 06:39:21] sam [131/691] has come upon jaxson [285/465] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:26:39 is added to sam's clock.
[06/22/22 11:50:29] jaxson [386/465] has come upon pfoley [39/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:10:12 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[06/23/22 17:08:14] jaxson [424/510] has challenged ryp [812/818] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/24/22 01:40:49] achin, tmberg, and tswsl [662/1758] have team battled ahmubashshir, ufo-piloot, and jaxson [318/1252] and won! 0 days, 01:02:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/22 05:59:47] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:17:41 towards level 65.
[06/25/22 04:15:37] Hirion [177/599] has challenged jaxson [65/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:04:41 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[06/25/22 17:13:05] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:04:11 towards level 65.
[06/26/22 21:02:37] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:24 towards level 65.
[06/28/22 12:41:45] bg [757/1099] has come upon jaxson [45/510] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:12:35 is removed from bg's clock.
[06/29/22 09:30:49] vegadark [338/938] has come upon jaxson [96/510] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:28:03 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/29/22 12:42:48] jaxson [407/510] has challenged caeli [911/917] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:42:01 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/30/22 16:53:08] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:39:21 towards level 65.
[07/01/22 06:23:38] cfjk [514/557] has come upon jaxson [289/510] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:41:18 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/01/22 07:30:50] jacob1 [82/948] has come upon jaxson [349/510] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:23:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/02/22 03:55:44] bg [39/1099] has challenged jaxson [409/510] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:27:14 is added to bg's clock.
[07/03/22 02:09:54] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/22 22:13:53] EddieT137, jaxson, and coding_monk [971/1781] have team battled Kachin, CompanionCube, and Ferris [765/2443] and won! 2 days, 05:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/22 02:16:33] Silvanus_Betrium, Nuae, and Pinkman [1401/1999] have team battled jaxson, tswsl, and Techman [883/2034] and won! 2 days, 07:35:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/22 13:30:16] jaxson [207/514] has come upon kptr [159/502] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:23:39 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/05/22 07:16:12] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:17 towards level 65.
[07/06/22 13:17:23] jaxson [53/514] has challenged Tabmow [266/559] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:27:55 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/06/22 19:18:36] jaxson [330/514] has challenged Bkid [137/441] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:01:58 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/07/22 13:18:57] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:11 towards level 65.
[07/08/22 01:38:23] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:52:30 towards level 65.
[07/08/22 11:45:32] GRIZZLYMAN [40/110] has challenged jaxson [20/514] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:46 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[07/08/22 12:56:13] jaxson, Theleveler, and JamCow [1981/2242] have team battled Thorael, MetaNova, and cfjk [699/2113] and won! 0 days, 18:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/22 16:27:54] jaxson [337/514] has challenged t3chn0 [355/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:52:02 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/09/22 07:16:10] jaxson was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:45:46 from level 65.
[07/10/22 05:22:31] ufo-piloot, GilbertErik, and jaxson [1037/1527] have team battled shikhin, Kurenai, and launchd [1150/1717] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/22 13:39:05] jaxson ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:15:16 from level 65.
[07/13/22 13:45:34] signofzeta, gegenschein, and drahthaar [665/2433] have team battled Juan, ion, and jaxson [737/1950] and lost! 0 days, 15:13:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/22 16:52:59] jaxson [44/514] has challenged kptr [132/502] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:53:11 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/14/22 00:02:39] MELOONi, jaxson, and Tabmow [614/1990] have team battled HellSpawn, soltys, and elf [944/2277] and lost! 0 days, 17:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/22 12:12:09] Lnk [677/732] has come upon jaxson [432/514] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:28:42 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[07/14/22 22:59:12] jaxson [477/514] has challenged Pinkman [81/829] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:30:13 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/14/22 22:59:12] In the fierce battle, Pinkman dropped their level 47 pair of gloves! jaxson picks it up, tossing their old level 38 pair of gloves to Pinkman.
[07/16/22 22:09:00] Fenrik [713/912] has challenged jaxson [75/523] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:09:53 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[07/17/22 00:14:03] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:56 towards level 65.
[07/17/22 01:31:48] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:44 towards level 65.
[07/17/22 11:47:45] Tabmow, MadMan, and noex [329/1448] have team battled contyk, jaxson, and Lnk [304/1681] and won! 0 days, 18:14:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/22 11:18:10] Alys, Abe, and "\@_ [729/2013] have team battled jaxson, RussellB, and spex [1359/2143] and lost! 0 days, 06:14:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/22 07:11:30] Fenrik, yano, and jaxson [999/2163] have team battled tomhek, Tangles, and starlink [219/2272] and won! 0 days, 16:18:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/22 14:41:31] xbill [955/1004] has come upon jaxson [218/523] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:23:25 is removed from xbill's clock.
[07/22/22 04:35:05] laama [43/733] has challenged jaxson [52/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:58 is added to laama's clock.
[07/25/22 01:49:20] Cirdan [28/990] has challenged jaxson [295/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:50:45 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[07/25/22 13:41:43] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/22 11:56:30] jaxson [224/528] has challenged cadfael [351/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:58:19 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/27/22 01:03:48] jaxson [172/528] has challenged kenyon [161/987] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/27/22 18:02:51] jaxson [45/528] has challenged Feltharell [556/732] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:15:05 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/28/22 00:11:04] caeli [804/911] has come upon jaxson [296/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:39:48 is removed from caeli's clock.
[07/29/22 17:17:25] Vigrid [195/519] has come upon jaxson [527/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:29:40 is added to Vigrid's clock.
[07/29/22 22:06:19] jaxson fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:17:01 from level 66.
[07/30/22 16:00:28] MELOONi [845/918] has come upon jaxson [54/528] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:19:32 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[07/30/22 23:28:53] AlexS [751/757] has come upon jaxson [510/528] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:54:54 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[07/31/22 03:19:24] TauPan [695/808] has challenged jaxson [18/528] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:00:45 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[07/31/22 03:19:24] TauPan has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 6 days, 04:40:06 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/31/22 08:39:18] gildarts, Tabmow, and io [549/2211] have team battled kptr, jaxson, and GyrosGeier [955/1648] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/22 09:52:24] slim [204/546] has challenged jaxson [239/528] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to slim's clock.
[07/31/22 13:03:31] jaxson left their weapon out in the rain to rust! jaxson's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/01/22 17:54:47] jaxson was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:23:17 from level 66.
[08/02/22 00:30:45] SirBummelz [667/711] has come upon jaxson [113/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:26:57 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[08/02/22 03:42:11] jaxson bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:15:17 from level 66.
[08/02/22 14:21:23] caeli [879/907] has come upon jaxson [446/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:38:45 is removed from caeli's clock.
[08/03/22 18:05:57] Sario, achin, and jaxson [1046/1542] have team battled V, shikhin, and soltys [1863/2391] and lost! 0 days, 03:55:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/22 15:34:41] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:15:12 towards level 66.
[08/05/22 01:43:59] Aksej [45/575] has challenged jaxson [232/523] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:43:44 is added to Aksej's clock.
[08/05/22 23:01:38] mordac [250/518] has come upon jaxson [378/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:30:02 is added to mordac's clock.
[08/08/22 18:42:02] KindOne [310/461] has come upon jaxson [293/523] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 14:41:05 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[08/09/22 21:50:18] jaxson, SirNeo, and Kritzefitz [43/1762] have team battled scumola, nya, and Sergio [410/2555] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/22 02:54:48] cornfeedhobo [545/707] has come upon jaxson [361/523] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:07:14 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/10/22 18:11:45] Tenorman [210/667] has challenged jaxson [187/523] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:40:45 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[08/10/22 21:58:05] jaxson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:46:35 from level 66.
[08/11/22 04:13:52] VonToutCourt [132/1326] has challenged jaxson [132/523] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:41:06 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[08/14/22 07:15:05] ephemer0l [259/675] has come upon jaxson [27/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:14 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[08/14/22 16:41:24] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:59:03 towards level 66.
[08/14/22 22:24:13] t3chn0 [162/906] has come upon jaxson [50/523] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:48:04 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[08/15/22 21:36:48] jaxson [366/523] has challenged Forud [320/901] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:52:10 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[08/16/22 01:34:27] iiriix [115/710] has come upon jaxson [298/523] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:28:50 is added to iiriix's clock.
[08/19/22 03:11:17] misha [76/511] has challenged jaxson [179/523] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to misha's clock.
[08/19/22 11:45:02] jaxson died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:35:39 from level 66.
[08/21/22 07:20:05] xbill, gildarts, and jaxson [412/2359] have team battled Tangles, Wam, and signofzeta [816/2736] and lost! 5 days, 08:01:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/22 00:53:02] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:17:32 towards level 66.
[08/22/22 19:05:06] jaxson, Crazycatlady, and idlegood [1805/1995] have team battled StalkR, ephemer0l, and Xenthys [1850/2293] and lost! 3 days, 17:33:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/22 06:38:38] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:47:38 towards level 66.
[08/24/22 10:00:35] Togra [53/690] has come upon jaxson [232/523] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:04:57 is added to Togra's clock.
[08/25/22 13:32:28] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:21:03 from level 66.
[08/26/22 10:01:15] Paganel, jaxson, and nyuszika7h [150/1837] have team battled nawcom, womblecat, and d4n13L [52/2223] and won! 6 days, 19:19:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 01:32:08] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:29:01 towards level 66.
[08/27/22 11:14:56] cornfeedhobo [189/711] has challenged jaxson [325/523] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/28/22 10:12:53] ion, Sokar, and tomhek [682/2219] have team battled jaxson, soltys, and crank [925/2249] and lost! 6 days, 22:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/22 00:32:47] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:11 towards level 66.
[08/30/22 21:22:29] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:45:44 from level 66.
[08/31/22 09:51:42] blabber [354/837] has come upon jaxson [410/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:14:49 is added to blabber's clock.
[08/31/22 19:04:57] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:51:44 from level 66.
[08/31/22 23:22:41] hdm, Centrixx, and mordac [2299/2318] have team battled sc, jaxson, and elf [592/1975] and won! 1 day, 16:38:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/22 06:58:18] Crazycatlady [265/702] has come upon jaxson [470/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:49:10 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/03/22 14:23:10] Aelane [608/681] has come upon jaxson [33/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:54 is removed from Aelane's clock.
[09/05/22 15:23:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 7 days, 03:42:30 toward level 66.
[09/05/22 16:46:11] Lord255 [502/883] has come upon jaxson [379/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:08:27 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[09/06/22 05:51:55] ecs [8/17] has challenged jaxson [447/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to ecs's clock.
[09/07/22 00:49:12] dyvonna [443/591] has come upon jaxson [173/523] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:20:36 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[09/08/22 11:59:09] womblecat [483/1096] has come upon jaxson [178/523] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:22:17 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[09/09/22 00:29:09] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:25 towards level 66.
[09/09/22 04:38:23] jaxson [357/523] has challenged ToHellWithGA [782/1028] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:31:29 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/10/22 09:43:32] jaxson has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:48:18 from level 66.
[09/12/22 05:58:25] sbp, JigmeDatse, and Cockatrice [670/1680] have team battled jaxson, damyan, and cfjk [480/1639] and won! 0 days, 05:27:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 12:53:29] launchd, Notir, and Psilocybe [1010/2386] have team battled jaxson, Puff, and allo [788/1967] and won! 0 days, 14:17:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 18:43:56] jaxson, Carl, and Psilocybe [1171/2446] have team battled Alarien, jacob1, and Thorael [1661/2576] and lost! 2 days, 02:46:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/22 02:14:28] Centrixx, jaxson, and Algernon [1934/2019] have team battled n0ssh, Aksej, and BUSY [39/1583] and won! 0 days, 06:44:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/22 05:20:47] nya [69/790] has challenged jaxson [363/523] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to nya's clock.
[09/13/22 17:12:44] jaxson [453/523] has come upon bobvador [396/885] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:03:45 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[09/14/22 10:30:50] EddieT137, jaxson, and Kronan [1764/2340] have team battled SuzakuMedli, hax404, and ahmubashshir [956/1625] and won! 1 day, 18:48:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/22 06:51:02] canton7 [4/745] has come upon jaxson [273/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:48:43 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/17/22 00:24:51] Togra, herald, and Elwyn [1044/1740] have team battled jaxson, V, and VOID [1520/2012] and lost! 0 days, 01:26:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/22 02:22:19] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:28 towards level 66.
[09/18/22 10:08:44] zankore [724/779] has come upon jaxson [101/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:18:30 is removed from zankore's clock.
[09/18/22 19:00:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 2 days, 14:40:33 toward level 66.
[09/19/22 03:28:21] jaxson [166/523] has challenged SirNeo [41/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:29 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[09/20/22 21:30:45] jaxson [300/523] has challenged BenDover [307/383] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/22/22 12:24:12] Nuae [453/680] has come upon jaxson [218/523] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:17:14 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[09/22/22 23:13:32] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:56:09 towards level 67.
[09/23/22 16:36:39] jaxson had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:07:40 from level 67.
[09/23/22 17:01:11] jaxson found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:09:21 towards level 67.
[09/24/22 00:39:09] jaxson broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:52:34 from level 67.
[09/24/22 22:04:04] jaxson, achin, and womblecat [109/2341] have team battled CodeGeek, Cirdan, and ChowderKeg [1017/2751] and lost! 0 days, 15:15:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/22 06:08:19] womblecat [837/1096] has come upon jaxson [140/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:20:55 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[09/27/22 18:12:00] jaxson [310/523] has challenged Ungoliant [440/738] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:27:44 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/29/22 15:13:20] jaxson, zbe, Ankhers, and cornfeedhobo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/22 21:42:33] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:38:44 towards level 67.
[10/02/22 07:11:20] Acolarh [763/880] has come upon jaxson [0/523] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:24:00 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[10/02/22 12:40:57] iiriix, golgy, and TimWolla [1669/2374] have team battled Feltharell, kenyon, and jaxson [2174/2175] and lost! 1 day, 08:43:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/22 03:12:29] DrinkyBird, Centrixx, and Minus [2068/2527] have team battled jaxson, hugga, and CodeGeek [623/2089] and won! 2 days, 02:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/22 20:37:28] Sario [78/608] has come upon jaxson [255/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:19:53 is added to Sario's clock.
[10/03/22 23:36:30] MetaNova [454/646] has come upon jaxson [469/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:16:20 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/03/22 23:48:24] dwfreed [535/865] has come upon jaxson [476/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:47:08 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/04/22 07:40:08] jaxson, munkis, jacob1, and CrashOverride have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/22 02:34:44] cornfeedhobo, KindOne, and Platonides [1698/2017] have team battled cfjk, Ferris, and jaxson [1689/1816] and won! 1 day, 23:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 04:17:55] SirNeo [473/489] has come upon jaxson [42/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:21:30 is removed from SirNeo's clock.
[10/05/22 05:50:09] bobvador [65/965] has challenged jaxson [260/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:52 is added to bobvador's clock.
[10/05/22 14:52:04] jaxson [333/523] has challenged Wolf [436/817] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:18:15 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/06/22 00:01:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 9 days, 02:25:25 toward level 67.
[10/06/22 05:55:15] jaxson [513/523] has challenged ephemer0l [604/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:18:35 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/06/22 14:11:26] Covid-19 [534/1060] has come upon jaxson [20/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:55:26 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[10/06/22 16:01:10] jaxson had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:01:23 from level 67.
[10/08/22 22:31:01] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:44:06 towards level 67.
[10/08/22 22:44:41] Finley [217/607] has come upon jaxson [318/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:33:35 is added to Finley's clock.
[10/09/22 10:09:43] Nuae [532/680] has come upon jaxson [421/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:45:13 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[10/10/22 02:39:14] Silvanus_Betrium, CompanionCube, and tsr [659/2311] have team battled JigmeDatse, jaxson, and jacob1 [868/2273] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/22 15:19:33] judahnator [212/506] has challenged jaxson [490/523] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to judahnator's clock.
[10/10/22 15:26:41] jaxson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:32:08 from level 67.
[10/11/22 03:06:14] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:57:23 towards level 67.
[10/11/22 13:55:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 2 days, 19:46:31 toward level 67.
[10/12/22 22:51:31] jaxson bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:34 towards level 67.
[10/13/22 23:24:38] jaxson stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:18 towards level 67.
[10/15/22 19:50:32] jaxson was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:22:26 from level 67.
[10/16/22 00:54:47] Techman, <rainchick>, and dwfreed [1895/2610] have team battled Kritzefitz, jaxson, and Fenrik [1553/2727] and won! 4 days, 20:54:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 12:48:00] Fehu [296/547] has challenged jaxson [304/523] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:57:58 is added to Fehu's clock.
[10/16/22 16:58:39] jaxson, EddieT137, and DrinkyBird [2158/2364] have team battled bobvador, enteral, and GRIZZLYMAN [1270/1953] and won! 1 day, 13:36:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/22 02:50:56] zifnab06 [468/572] has challenged jaxson [275/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:07 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[10/18/22 07:47:47] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:35:27 towards level 67.
[10/18/22 20:38:40] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:49:06 towards level 67.
[10/21/22 00:27:48] Forud, jaxson, and ChowderKeg [1919/2209] have team battled canton7, pwae, and V [1436/2418] and won! 1 day, 19:38:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/22 18:14:29] Carl [496/844] has challenged jaxson [105/523] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:25:51 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/21/22 20:27:51] soltys, jaxson, and nyuszika7h [798/2122] have team battled pfoley, SuzakuMedli, and d4n13L [1493/1841] and lost! 1 day, 06:54:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/22 00:25:56] dwfreed [860/897] has come upon jaxson [194/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:44:06 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/23/22 17:26:06] jaxson [53/523] has challenged golgy [467/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:38:48 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/24/22 02:35:35] jaxson, CrashOverride, and kinus [698/1917] have team battled Minus, golgy, and Alarien [594/2270] and won! 1 day, 04:48:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/22 12:32:25] HellSpawn, jaxson, and dwfreed [237/2365] have team battled simple, Kurenai, and nya [2090/3044] and lost! 0 days, 21:03:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/22 10:45:07] Koffa, keepermurph, and jaxson [1450/1754] have team battled Drin, yano, and TauPan [1279/2191] and won! 0 days, 20:50:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/22 02:01:19] kzootech [457/582] has come upon jaxson [292/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:24:19 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[10/27/22 05:23:36] hdm [695/944] has challenged jaxson [486/523] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:42:12 is removed from hdm's clock.
[10/27/22 07:46:29] ramdac, pwae, and Notir [641/2132] have team battled Asara, VonToutCourt, and jaxson [488/2548] and won! 0 days, 00:08:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/22 04:28:11] Aksej [102/588] has challenged jaxson [145/523] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:00:54 is added to Aksej's clock.
[10/28/22 18:44:05] binaryhermit [517/567] has come upon jaxson [85/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:37:29 is removed from binaryhermit's clock.
[10/29/22 06:24:39] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:54 towards level 67.
[10/30/22 06:00:57] ephemer0l [13/682] has come upon jaxson [389/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:23 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[10/31/22 01:18:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 0 days, 13:21:57 toward level 67.
[11/01/22 00:25:22] jaxson, Arch, and DownAndUp [1636/1797] have team battled slim, talisein, and kzootech [906/1874] and won! 0 days, 00:20:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/22 01:47:40] jaxson [495/528] has challenged pyre [520/823] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/01/22 14:51:11] aqsd [86/794] has come upon jaxson [416/528] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:23:30 is added to aqsd's clock.
[11/01/22 21:47:23] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:57:37 towards level 68.
[11/02/22 07:25:42] unicron [447/705] has come upon jaxson [0/528] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:45:59 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/04/22 22:04:43] jaxson [145/528] has challenged sbp [311/425] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:13:14 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/06/22 07:48:01] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:27:35 towards level 68.
[11/06/22 14:04:53] zbe [680/1030] has come upon jaxson [224/528] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:33:36 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/06/22 15:08:06] jaxson walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:19:22 from level 68.
[11/07/22 10:35:06] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:32:27 towards level 68.
[11/08/22 06:31:15] jaxson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:26:04 from level 68.
[11/08/22 16:07:43] contyk, jaxson, and starlink [41/2033] have team battled Yarosh, Tangles, and talisein [279/1929] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/22 18:05:25] Fenrik [948/1196] has come upon jaxson [332/528] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:06:23 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[11/09/22 12:09:34] enteral [251/662] has come upon jaxson [113/528] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:39:38 is removed from enteral's clock.
[11/10/22 15:34:02] jaxson, caeli, and bananaboat [1399/2337] have team battled crank, Berserker, and Destruia [1444/1890] and lost! 5 days, 05:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/22 20:39:39] Platonides [107/836] has come upon jaxson [265/528] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:53:17 is added to Platonides's clock.
[11/11/22 12:32:21] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:37:07 towards level 68.
[11/11/22 23:45:08] jaxson [267/531] has challenged linear [82/341] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:43:55 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/11/22 23:45:08] In the fierce battle, linear dropped their level 37 amulet! jaxson picks it up, tossing their old level 36 amulet to linear.
[11/13/22 01:10:31] CrashOverride, buyoq, and jaxson [1542/2335] have team battled Wolf, Affliction, and bookworm [1489/2419] and won! 11 days, 01:12:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/22 07:32:02] jaxson [330/532] has come upon Arch [150/656] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:16:44 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/14/22 00:26:56] bg, Silvanus_Betrium, and solarsparq [1586/2445] have team battled Techman, jaxson, and jayvee [4/2284] and won! 5 days, 21:54:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 13:24:48] canton7 [117/816] has come upon jaxson [452/532] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:39:42 is added to canton7's clock.
[11/16/22 01:38:09] mordac, jaxson, and TimWolla [506/1988] have team battled Techman, Bolded, and muirrum [1762/2331] and lost! 0 days, 10:58:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/22 15:14:31] LeD [346/625] has challenged jaxson [485/532] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:01:06 is added to LeD's clock.
[11/18/22 02:44:01] jayvee [54/783] has come upon jaxson [117/532] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:15:14 is added to jayvee's clock.
[11/18/22 09:27:16] rawgreaze, Kachin, and pfoley [2420/2626] have team battled adamus1red, tomhek, and jaxson [77/2160] and won! 0 days, 05:22:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/22 12:49:01] linear [122/394] has come upon jaxson [143/532] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:21 is added to linear's clock.
[11/18/22 12:50:07] nowz, Yarosh, and Aylat [306/1248] have team battled jaxson, zifnab06, and bg [456/2195] and lost! 0 days, 02:09:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/22 11:24:09] jaxson [481/532] has challenged HeavyPodda [568/608] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:08:43 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/19/22 20:26:06] buyoq [233/939] has challenged jaxson [445/532] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:26:20 is added to buyoq's clock.
[11/21/22 03:00:45] jaxson [105/532] has come upon AlinConstantin [123/391] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:19:30 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/21/22 17:20:22] jaxson died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:26:46 from level 68.
[11/22/22 00:52:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 3 days, 18:53:04 toward level 68.
[11/23/22 01:10:53] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:32:15 from level 68.
[11/23/22 06:08:02] Ankhers [181/723] has come upon jaxson [65/532] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:43:48 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[11/23/22 10:44:27] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:25:06 towards level 68.
[11/24/22 07:16:19] jaxson was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:43:00 from level 68.
[11/24/22 11:15:44] jaxson [104/532] has come upon tomhek [587/797] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:57:47 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/24/22 11:34:06] Affliction, ChowderKeg, and Tangles [27/2378] have team battled slim, zcy, and jaxson [591/1709] and lost! 2 days, 01:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/22 02:50:17] eising [168/925] has challenged jaxson [453/532] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to eising's clock.
[11/25/22 11:54:38] wowbagger [332/433] has come upon jaxson [83/532] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:50:11 is removed from wowbagger's clock.
[11/25/22 12:30:31] jaxson learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:52:39 from level 68.
[11/25/22 19:57:42] gusto [450/560] has challenged jaxson [190/532] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:56:43 is removed from gusto's clock.
[11/26/22 11:07:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 31 days, 03:56:11 toward level 68.
[11/26/22 19:28:35] Platonides [497/833] has come upon jaxson [165/532] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:50:17 is removed from Platonides's clock.
[11/27/22 08:50:08] jaxson [223/532] has come upon Tangles [495/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:17:34 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/28/22 08:52:15] jaxson EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:02:30 from level 68.
[11/28/22 21:14:17] jaxson [120/532] has challenged nawcom [313/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:58:36 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/29/22 11:17:27] Chuck [102/690] has challenged jaxson [362/532] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:45:39 is added to Chuck's clock.
[11/29/22 21:54:05] Drin [151/738] has come upon jaxson [33/532] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 10:11:40 is removed from Drin's clock.
[11/30/22 01:20:43] jaxson [390/532] has challenged Arch [117/649] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:05:35 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/30/22 19:41:28] Abe, dwfreed, and jaxson [854/2243] have team battled MetaNova, Dutchgriffon, and Drin [1225/1680] and lost! 1 day, 11:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/22 23:25:57] jaxson [331/532] has challenged zifnab06 [84/576] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:13:09 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[12/01/22 20:35:28] dwfreed, \dev\ice, and jaxson [391/1802] have team battled jayvee, Arch, and Thorael [2075/2400] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/22 17:00:36] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:21 towards level 68.
[12/03/22 01:10:38] Mochi [2/39] has challenged jaxson [25/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Mochi's clock.
[12/03/22 09:32:03] Gonpael [0/1] has challenged jaxson [400/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to Gonpael's clock.
[12/04/22 19:18:15] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:40 towards level 68.
[12/05/22 15:51:58] cfjk [36/627] has challenged jaxson [158/532] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:28:11 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/06/22 10:38:43] damyan, TheSilentLink, and Aksej [902/2565] have team battled AlinConstantin, jaxson, and achin [343/1726] and won! 1 day, 00:26:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/22 02:47:56] jaxson, tswsl, and AlinConstantin [636/1689] have team battled gildarts, cornfeedhobo, and jjasghar [2378/2475] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/22 12:41:40] jaxson got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:41 from level 68.
[12/07/22 21:42:41] jaxson, elf, and ZOTTA [1590/2040] have team battled HellSpawn, Tangles, and zcy [299/2281] and won! 1 day, 11:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/22 09:00:43] csc2ya, ZOTTA, and Platonides [1383/2424] have team battled buzel, jaxson, and d4n13L [1613/1797] and lost! 4 days, 02:10:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/22 22:34:14] jaxson learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:00 from level 68.
[12/09/22 11:05:43] Jens [122/608] has come upon jaxson [151/532] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:52:40 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/09/22 22:43:38] Acolarh [41/884] has come upon jaxson [122/532] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:24:08 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[12/10/22 21:22:16] munkis [613/844] has challenged jaxson [295/532] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:29:16 is removed from munkis's clock.
[12/11/22 00:27:04] Covid-19, Forud, and idleevil [1063/2674] have team battled n0ssh, jaxson, and bananaboat [1547/1840] and lost! 0 days, 13:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/22 21:13:01] munkis, jaxson, and pasquale [1757/2294] have team battled shikhin, adamus1red, and solarsparq [1883/2490] and lost! 0 days, 13:16:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/22 02:53:28] ChowderKeg [811/852] has come upon jaxson [237/532] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:28:30 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[12/16/22 04:55:53] jaxson [50/532] has challenged buzel [276/712] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/17/22 03:25:13] Tabmow, shikhin, and jaxson [739/2343] have team battled Destruia, psychoid, and ukleinek [596/1603] and won! 1 day, 00:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/22 16:23:22] vegadark, slim, and ahmubashshir [1168/2045] have team battled jaxson, Ganonk, and tsr [1332/1748] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/22 06:35:06] gegenschein [740/1106] has come upon jaxson [7/532] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:18:12 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[12/21/22 15:04:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 3 days, 17:24:32 toward level 69.
[12/22/22 14:04:00] jaxson [380/532] has come upon yNos [1/641] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:01:31 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[12/23/22 04:00:29] paramourn [29/46] has challenged jaxson [346/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to paramourn's clock.
[12/23/22 05:34:55] jaxson [230/532] has challenged wowbagger [447/485] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:20:44 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/23/22 08:59:35] ChowderKeg, Centrixx, and jaxson [1094/2438] have team battled nawcom, Malvolio, and GilbertErik [627/1852] and won! 1 day, 16:54:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 09:34:22] jaxson, cfjk, Koffa, and rs have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/22 16:12:19] Paganel [686/766] has come upon jaxson [391/532] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:47:53 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[12/24/22 01:36:54] DownAndUp, jaxson, and caeli [1421/2099] have team battled misha, vadas, and io [353/2452] and won! 1 day, 00:51:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 04:02:49] jaxson [239/532] has come upon gildarts [562/843] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:01:56 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/24/22 21:44:02] jaxson [276/532] has challenged SirBummelz [236/831] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:53:19 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[12/25/22 00:39:03] Malvolio, herald, and vegadark [805/1940] have team battled aqsd, shikhin, and jaxson [237/2307] and won! 0 days, 18:11:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 05:03:34] jaxson spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jaxson's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/25/22 15:50:44] jaxson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:29:13 from level 69.
[12/27/22 14:26:31] allo [330/684] has come upon jaxson [71/523] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 06:10:25 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/01/23 08:24:33] Khorne [395/1043] has challenged jaxson [15/523] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:42:13 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[01/01/23 11:25:14] jaxson [56/523] has challenged ufo-piloot [43/543] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:45:54 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[01/01/23 18:09:56] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:50 towards level 69.
[01/01/23 21:27:31] iiriix [340/762] has challenged jaxson [307/523] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:24:33 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[01/01/23 23:25:54] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:18:53 towards level 69.
[01/03/23 07:47:10] SirBummelz, anarcat, and Comnenus [1137/2593] have team battled iiriix, muirrum, and jaxson [2/1700] and won! 0 days, 07:44:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/23 21:07:49] DrinkyBird [687/1118] has come upon jaxson [157/523] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:28:21 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/04/23 01:28:36] jaxson [458/523] has come upon tomhek [245/765] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:13:51 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[01/05/23 23:24:57] jaxson was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:58:51 from level 69.
[01/06/23 19:54:44] Notir [306/1102] has challenged jaxson [138/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:41 is removed from Notir's clock.
[01/06/23 20:24:28] jaxson bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:42:32 from level 69.
[01/08/23 08:03:06] jaxson [238/529] has challenged Theleveler [701/837] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:43:27 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/09/23 11:56:17] bg, CrashOverride, and TimeWarp [1378/2695] have team battled cfjk, jaxson, and anarcat [392/2339] and won! 2 days, 07:37:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/23 13:03:36] dwfreed [877/1142] has come upon jaxson [208/529] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:39:46 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/12/23 12:02:26] Crazycatlady [635/722] has come upon jaxson [307/529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:33:34 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/13/23 03:13:35] Berserker, jaxson, and TauPan [265/1831] have team battled washclof, idleevil, and Destruia [591/2665] and lost! 1 day, 13:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/23 07:30:47] vectr0n [58/623] has challenged jaxson [193/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:55:46 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[01/13/23 15:41:28] jaxson was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:02:04 from level 69.
[01/13/23 18:42:49] Koffa, _sh, and aqsd [2239/2246] have team battled jaxson, kinus, and bookworm [283/1711] and won! 0 days, 18:21:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/23 23:13:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jaxson with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 11:16:10 from level 69.
[01/17/23 11:54:22] megubyte [220/578] has challenged jaxson [417/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:34:55 is added to megubyte's clock.
[01/18/23 01:48:09] Pricey, Varjatticus, and Forud [1056/2150] have team battled jayvee, jaxson, and Berserker [1312/2002] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/23 20:32:20] rawgreaze [180/1008] has come upon jaxson [38/529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:59:38 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[01/19/23 12:04:45] SirBummelz [294/858] has come upon jaxson [183/529] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:58:15 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[01/19/23 20:08:48] Luca [222/280] has challenged jaxson [378/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Luca's clock.
[01/21/23 15:42:55] jaxson [195/529] has come upon RussellB [35/956] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:39:42 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[01/22/23 07:32:03] Acolarh, jaxson, and washclof [1344/2523] have team battled Pinkman, RussellB, and bobvador [2647/2828] and lost! 2 days, 17:53:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/23 02:04:44] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:53:35 towards level 69.
[01/25/23 04:27:53] 0x00 [204/335] has challenged jaxson [95/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from 0x00's clock.
[01/25/23 09:07:09] Wolf [204/815] has come upon jaxson [420/529] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:26:08 is added to Wolf's clock.
[01/25/23 15:34:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 1 day, 20:45:46 toward level 69.
[01/25/23 15:41:05] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:19 towards level 69.
[01/25/23 20:29:01] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:46:53 towards level 69.
[01/26/23 01:00:46] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:19 towards level 69.
[01/26/23 23:38:53] jaxson EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:23:25 from level 69.
[01/27/23 12:02:27] Kurenai [269/920] has come upon jaxson [71/529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:30:17 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[01/27/23 15:05:27] jaxson [93/529] has challenged confunctius [146/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:28:05 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/27/23 15:52:46] io, KingPimpCommand, and Merluzo [71/1894] have team battled Pinkman, Wolf, and jaxson [1211/2202] and lost! 0 days, 08:13:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/23 07:08:53] ChowderKeg [115/852] has challenged jaxson [516/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:54:09 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[01/28/23 21:13:30] idlegood, Ankhers, and jaxson [1001/2012] have team battled simple, Sombra, and bookworm [626/2713] and won! 2 days, 06:02:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/23 07:59:01] Dan [224/639] has challenged jaxson [150/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:26 is removed from Dan's clock.
[01/30/23 19:49:56] Sherpard2, jaxson, and pyre [811/2018] have team battled Thorael, solarsparq, and kzootech [1431/1966] and lost! 0 days, 05:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/23 08:24:50] jaxson [134/529] has come upon thornrag [648/707] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:32:24 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/31/23 22:51:13] jaxson stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:25:12 towards level 69.
[02/01/23 18:18:02] jaxson [240/529] has challenged CodeGeek [697/1059] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:57:48 is added to jaxson's clock.
[02/02/23 10:52:57] SSLbits, Sario, and jaxson [1122/1797] have team battled Dan, DrinkyBird, and zgrep [1880/2522] and lost! 3 days, 13:26:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/23 04:25:01] tswsl [89/678] has challenged jaxson [497/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:06 is added to tswsl's clock.
[02/05/23 06:35:09] TimeWarp [459/835] has challenged jaxson [523/529] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:05:54 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[02/05/23 07:42:47] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:36:27 towards level 69.
[02/06/23 00:40:26] hub [166/169] has challenged jaxson [238/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to hub's clock.
[02/06/23 03:58:32] binaryhermit, ahmubashshir, and io [2571/2794] have team battled jaxson, xbill, and Dan [248/2142] and won! 0 days, 09:00:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/23 06:22:23] washclof [1074/1080] has challenged jaxson [347/529] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:10:56 is removed from washclof's clock.
[02/07/23 14:25:12] bananaboat [492/851] has come upon jaxson [177/529] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:57:24 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/08/23 07:52:02] TimWolla, RanTanRan, and Comnenus [39/1932] have team battled jaxson, GilbertErik, and herald [1484/2016] and lost! 0 days, 20:29:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/23 04:21:35] kptr, Lord255, and ToHellWithGA [2282/2342] have team battled Nysdar, jaxson, and xbill [1411/2080] and won! 0 days, 04:18:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/23 20:42:07] CompanionCube [48/674] has come upon jaxson [91/529] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:20:13 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[02/18/23 11:39:39] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:34:18 towards level 69.
[02/19/23 14:26:35] jaxson, popey, and kinus [590/1520] have team battled kptr, Togra, and scumola [1538/2134] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/23 19:06:10] happymeal [149/318] has challenged jaxson [292/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to happymeal's clock.
[02/19/23 23:48:24] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:22:16 from level 69.
[02/20/23 05:15:32] gusto [463/641] has come upon jaxson [247/529] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:11:50 is removed from gusto's clock.
[02/20/23 05:15:32] gusto has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 3 days, 06:12:43 is added to jaxson's clock.
[02/21/23 10:25:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 13 days, 00:28:50 toward level 69.
[02/22/23 08:19:06] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:23 towards level 69.
[02/23/23 14:03:39] V [269/872] has challenged jaxson [477/529] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:02:37 is added to V's clock.
[02/23/23 22:05:14] Thorael [194/673] has challenged jaxson [340/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:37 is added to Thorael's clock.
[02/25/23 18:46:11] shikhin, sc, and jaxson [2310/2337] have team battled Togra, "\@_, and Puff [1420/2566] and won! 0 days, 02:32:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/23 04:56:10] jaxson [598/614] has challenged Minus [600/878] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to jaxson's clock.
[02/26/23 05:42:13] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:09:05 towards level 70.
[02/26/23 07:32:53] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:55:39 towards level 70.
[02/28/23 12:26:29] jaxson [516/614] has challenged Wam [427/1052] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:41:03 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[03/01/23 16:42:27] arkie [182/215] has challenged jaxson [422/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to arkie's clock.
[03/02/23 02:45:19] cfjk [10/611] has come upon jaxson [508/614] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:33:58 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/02/23 11:51:07] jaxson spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jaxson's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/23 22:16:46] kevkev, pyre, and caeli [1173/1853] have team battled allo, SirBummelz, and jaxson [80/2244] and won! 0 days, 00:37:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/23 15:39:59] particleflux [19/23] has challenged jaxson [464/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to particleflux's clock.
[03/05/23 05:44:13] pants [513/1211] has come upon jaxson [595/606] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:42:53 is added to pants's clock.
[03/06/23 02:53:19] jaxson [365/606] has challenged Notir [713/1098] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:19:07 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/06/23 06:38:13] particleflux [28/241] has challenged jaxson [385/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to particleflux's clock.
[03/07/23 11:38:15] Jens, vegadark, and pyre [92/2103] have team battled jaxson, achin, and gildarts [95/2257] and lost! 1 day, 04:23:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/23 21:35:50] GilbertErik [446/777] has come upon jaxson [530/606] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:58:48 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/12/23 11:20:05] dwfreed, bobvador, and BastelBot [1788/2984] have team battled SSLbits, TauPan, and jaxson [214/2099] and won! 4 days, 22:11:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/23 13:16:07] jaxson fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! jaxson's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/13/23 06:05:28] Kachin [617/1017] has come upon jaxson [563/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:07:33 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[03/13/23 07:52:18] Jens [114/604] has come upon jaxson [260/593] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:51:03 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/13/23 23:58:29] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:11:20 from level 70.
[03/14/23 04:46:31] jaxson [254/593] has challenged Gorek [647/1020] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:45:21 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/15/23 06:10:54] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:18:42 towards level 70.
[03/15/23 12:09:25] jaxson got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:28:52 from level 70.
[03/15/23 19:02:59] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:45:09 towards level 70.
[03/16/23 15:40:14] hdm [527/998] has come upon jaxson [389/593] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:39:59 is removed from hdm's clock.
[03/17/23 19:04:38] Puff [340/691] has challenged jaxson [529/593] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:12:09 is added to Puff's clock.
[03/18/23 12:08:16] jaxson [228/593] has challenged RussellB [711/952] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:20:13 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/19/23 18:01:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 19 days, 21:33:16 toward level 70.
[03/20/23 15:04:29] jaxson, munkis, and nowz [797/1943] have team battled arkie, zbe, and TimeWarp [217/2318] and won! 0 days, 03:29:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 16:44:17] tscherer [111/404] has challenged jaxson [557/593] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to tscherer's clock.
[03/21/23 00:51:37] el [222/699] has come upon jaxson [23/593] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:33:17 is removed from el's clock.
[03/21/23 13:21:54] jaxson [429/593] has come upon Varjatticus [529/633] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:49:33 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/22/23 04:51:07] bfft [153/597] has come upon jaxson [207/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:35:51 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/22/23 20:20:06] HellSpawn, jaxson, and slim [547/2076] have team battled cadfael, V, and Acolarh [574/2631] and lost! 5 days, 20:13:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/23 12:38:36] jaxson [370/593] has challenged drahthaar [538/1222] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:07:02 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/25/23 03:05:52] washclof, jaxson, and Bolded [2257/2637] have team battled CodeB, vectr0n, and bfft [93/1693] and won! 5 days, 18:32:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/23 20:55:32] shikhin [667/955] has challenged jaxson [407/593] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:23:27 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[03/28/23 11:25:23] jaxson, bananaboat, and ukleinek [19/2022] have team battled VOID, ToHellWithGA, and EddieT137 [2308/2950] and lost! 1 day, 12:10:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/23 01:28:31] Gorek [713/1043] has come upon jaxson [465/593] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 15:05:49 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[03/29/23 09:06:57] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:37:43 towards level 70.
[03/29/23 10:54:33] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:47:32 towards level 70.
[03/29/23 10:59:46] pyre [548/781] has come upon jaxson [89/593] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:44:43 is removed from pyre's clock.
[03/30/23 23:11:38] JamCow [163/733] has challenged jaxson [183/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:51 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/01/23 01:35:15] unicron [654/658] has come upon jaxson [384/593] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:38:02 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/02/23 08:23:39] crank [504/634] has challenged jaxson [273/593] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:46:53 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/02/23 10:48:53] ToHellWithGA, jaxson, and nowz [1714/2233] have team battled gradator, Mat, and cfjk [1366/1680] and won! 4 days, 02:25:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/23 16:25:15] jaxson [333/593] has challenged tsr [197/725] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:58:47 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[04/03/23 00:13:53] heisenbug [580/727] has come upon jaxson [277/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:44:03 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/03/23 04:16:44] laama, Cirdan, and yNos [793/2649] have team battled n0ssh, dwfreed, and jaxson [685/2387] and won! 1 day, 04:02:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/23 04:45:14] tsr, jaxson, and Wolf [2049/2130] have team battled CrashOverride, Dan, and Ganonk [697/1821] and won! 2 days, 13:57:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/23 16:13:30] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:35 towards level 70.
[04/03/23 21:31:18] jaxson [520/593] has challenged bg [521/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:12:59 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/03/23 23:02:53] jaxson burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jaxson's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/23 23:16:22] jaxson [418/586] has come upon CodeGeek [921/1047] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:45:47 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/05/23 11:19:53] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:58:48 from level 70.
[04/06/23 02:57:37] io [543/1109] has come upon jaxson [437/586] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:22:30 is removed from io's clock.
[04/06/23 12:26:55] kenyon, Chuck, and canton7 [2316/2449] have team battled jaxson, d4n13L, and Drin [690/1910] and won! 7 days, 10:57:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/23 00:00:18] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:11:26 towards level 70.
[04/07/23 17:58:39] herald, jaxson, and Queegly [696/1544] have team battled xbill, Fehu, and n0ssh [1302/2249] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/23 22:32:05] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:51 towards level 70.
[04/12/23 08:58:03] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:58 towards level 70.
[04/12/23 17:30:58] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:59 towards level 70.
[04/12/23 23:16:33] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:44 towards level 70.
[04/13/23 06:54:50] jaxson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:51 from level 70.
[04/14/23 07:39:05] pwae [91/777] has come upon jaxson [519/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:58:01 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/14/23 20:44:01] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:55 towards level 70.
[04/15/23 04:42:31] jaxson slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jaxson's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/23 15:42:37] jaxson [152/578] has challenged \dev\ice [687/760] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:47:08 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/15/23 20:40:06] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:16:53 towards level 71.
[04/16/23 11:31:03] jaxson learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:57:11 towards level 71.
[04/17/23 14:43:28] Tenorman, Ecko, and ahmubashshir [998/2438] have team battled VonToutCourt, jaxson, and Cockatrice [515/2906] and won! 0 days, 02:59:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/23 15:03:55] soygirl [274/442] has challenged jaxson [11/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:19 is removed from soygirl's clock.
[04/18/23 17:11:06] caeli, Ankhers, and GilbertErik [2230/2232] have team battled jaxson, EddieT137, and Pricey [1615/2088] and won! 2 days, 03:37:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/23 16:52:04] jaxson, idleneutral, munkis, and BenDover have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/23 04:52:16] jaxson [70/578] has come upon jjasghar [72/1052] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:04:41 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/20/23 13:07:13] hax404, Sombra, and jaxson [1069/2350] have team battled ToHellWithGA, vectr0n, and Arch [1229/2441] and lost! 5 days, 05:59:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/23 15:18:48] talisein [137/627] has come upon jaxson [530/578] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:48:15 is added to talisein's clock.
[04/21/23 23:21:58] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:38:45 towards level 71.
[04/23/23 10:56:32] jaxson [182/578] has come upon Tangles [581/762] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:52:11 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/24/23 04:24:34] Stevland [142/1023] has come upon jaxson [47/578] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:59:14 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[04/24/23 14:10:23] ZOTTA [347/802] has challenged jaxson [201/578] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[04/27/23 15:11:13] crank [229/617] has come upon jaxson [254/578] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:34:34 is added to crank's clock.
[04/28/23 03:35:28] jaxson got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:03:51 from level 71.
[04/28/23 16:15:54] SirBummelz, jaxson, and TimWolla [1749/2438] have team battled Cirdan, Jens, and damyan [2443/2527] and lost! 1 day, 03:48:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/23 17:40:23] jaxson [507/578] has challenged Faradome [75/597] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:03:21 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[04/29/23 12:44:26] Techman [519/968] has challenged jaxson [465/578] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:41:50 is removed from Techman's clock.
[05/02/23 21:05:54] Ungoliant [267/764] has challenged jaxson [272/578] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:20:04 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[05/03/23 16:02:00] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:37:04 towards level 71.
[05/04/23 18:18:16] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:39:48 towards level 71.
[05/06/23 10:36:54] KindOne [522/525] has come upon jaxson [457/578] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:38:49 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/07/23 11:16:07] spex, talisein, and Silvanus_Betrium [2578/2712] have team battled Centrixx, jaxson, and sky [2163/2602] and won! 0 days, 19:45:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/23 11:58:31] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:16:05 towards level 71.
[05/08/23 00:52:25] jaxson got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:06:40 from level 71.
[05/08/23 01:16:52] VonToutCourt, Russell, and zbe [380/3542] have team battled jaxson, pants, and Drin [1020/2530] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/23 14:40:56] JigmeDatse [272/784] has challenged jaxson [8/578] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:26:33 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[05/09/23 23:39:24] gradator [102/543] has come upon jaxson [70/578] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:32:34 is removed from gradator's clock.
[05/10/23 15:03:59] eising [906/986] has come upon jaxson [213/566] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:39:42 is removed from eising's clock.
[05/10/23 15:55:03] caeli, Cockatrice, and Angelina [924/2409] have team battled eroc1990, jaxson, and kenyon [1062/2224] and lost! 2 days, 19:46:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/23 19:47:26] jaxson [21/535] has challenged hdm [467/993] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:42:22 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/11/23 00:27:25] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:55:39 towards level 71.
[05/11/23 07:35:37] jaxson [500/535] has come upon nawcom [361/909] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:59:07 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[05/12/23 12:56:30] V [504/953] has challenged jaxson [142/535] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:38:38 is removed from V's clock.
[05/12/23 20:10:03] jaxson learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:59:30 towards level 71.
[05/14/23 04:36:28] Arch, SuzakuMedli, and Destruia [1668/2480] have team battled kevkev, Kritzefitz, and jaxson [639/2047] and won! 1 day, 12:02:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/23 00:19:38] washclof [59/1097] has challenged jaxson [434/535] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:28:04 is added to washclof's clock.
[05/18/23 01:42:10] jaxson sharpened the edge of their weapon! jaxson's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/23 02:33:05] jaxson [288/539] has come upon megubyte [329/569] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:32:55 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/18/23 06:43:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jaxson with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 16:26:22 from level 71.
[05/20/23 05:56:18] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:22:07 towards level 71.
[05/23/23 15:07:42] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:33:30 towards level 71.
[05/24/23 05:18:12] Carl, aqsd, and noex [1001/2174] have team battled Kritzefitz, scumola, and jaxson [587/2533] and won! 1 day, 05:58:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/23 06:56:50] thornrag, jaxson, and d4n13L [1154/1821] have team battled gusto, alexlehm, and Lord255 [2010/2163] and lost! 1 day, 11:28:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/23 13:09:03] Ka [21/66] has challenged jaxson [511/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Ka's clock.
[05/25/23 00:01:41] Acolarh [384/984] has come upon jaxson [258/539] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:50:01 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[05/25/23 01:03:43] jaxson [276/539] has challenged olsner [110/914] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:35:20 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[05/25/23 01:03:43] jaxson has dealt olsner a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:32:28 is added to olsner's clock.
[05/27/23 12:17:28] jaxson [331/539] has challenged vegadark [557/733] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:38:20 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/27/23 14:00:12] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:08:27 towards level 71.
[05/27/23 19:19:03] bfft [652/814] has challenged jaxson [464/539] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:53:12 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/30/23 00:30:24] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:43:28 towards level 71.
[05/30/23 07:41:56] idlegood [534/735] has come upon jaxson [376/539] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:06:12 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[05/30/23 12:25:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 9 days, 02:07:59 toward level 71.
[05/31/23 00:56:01] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:05:31 towards level 71.
[05/31/23 06:56:50] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:07:10 towards level 71.
[06/01/23 10:40:33] jaxson invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:08:52 towards level 71.
[06/01/23 22:47:52] Pricey [156/520] has challenged jaxson [101/539] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:13:01 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[06/02/23 04:06:53] MetaNova, JamCow, and happymeal [701/1836] have team battled jaxson, SuzakuMedli, and idlegood [2052/2379] and lost! 0 days, 11:40:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/23 15:39:15] "mchonedev" [8/342] has challenged jaxson [409/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to "mchonedev"'s clock.
[06/03/23 00:11:58] canton7 [795/892] has come upon jaxson [448/539] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:26:07 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/03/23 20:22:58] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:09:13 towards level 71.
[06/05/23 03:52:37] Dan [392/779] has challenged jaxson [432/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:58 is added to Dan's clock.
[06/07/23 08:26:45] jaxson [264/533] has come upon Affliction [541/668] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:18:21 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/07/23 11:08:26] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:02:24 towards level 71.
[06/07/23 17:21:09] Kachin [1/1009] has come upon jaxson [229/533] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:04:34 is added to Kachin's clock.
[06/08/23 03:09:16] TimeWarp [605/775] has challenged jaxson [502/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:02:59 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[06/08/23 03:09:16] TimeWarp has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:16:28 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/08/23 06:15:07] jaxson had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:22:45 from level 71.
[06/09/23 05:15:38] Crazycatlady [544/796] has challenged jaxson [405/533] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:04:55 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/09/23 07:27:23] Khorne [462/1112] has come upon jaxson [521/533] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:18:26 is added to Khorne's clock.
[06/09/23 15:18:58] brycec, TheSilentLink, and Notir [425/3290] have team battled jaxson, Forud, and Nuae [226/2352] and won! 0 days, 15:24:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/23 06:23:19] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:10:40 towards level 71.
[06/12/23 01:36:57] yano [353/829] has come upon jaxson [47/533] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:34:41 is removed from yano's clock.
[06/13/23 00:46:35] Zed_Spiker [283/508] has challenged jaxson [333/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[06/14/23 22:36:50] jaxson sharpened the edge of their weapon! jaxson's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/23 19:37:59] jaxson, KingPimpCommand, and pants [2016/2164] have team battled idleneutral, GilbertErik, and Affliction [1400/2185] and won! 0 days, 16:59:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/23 20:19:54] jaxson, Acolarh, and anarcat [757/2703] have team battled ZOTTA, ahmubashshir, and blabber [2568/2649] and lost! 1 day, 19:03:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/23 20:57:16] ahmubashshir, megubyte, and jaxson [501/1805] have team battled nya, jayvee, and Finley [1/2569] and won! 0 days, 13:58:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/23 22:34:09] vegadark [654/751] has come upon jaxson [1/537] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:06:21 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/19/23 10:55:45] jaxson [20/537] has come upon yNos [354/837] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:52:43 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/19/23 17:32:17] apb [160/985] has challenged jaxson [111/537] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:20:25 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/20/23 02:46:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 23 days, 12:16:47 toward level 71.
[06/20/23 12:37:00] tass [166/389] has come upon jaxson [24/537] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:14:05 is removed from tass's clock.
[06/20/23 20:13:07] jaxson was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:19:54 from level 71.
[06/22/23 04:55:31] soltys [792/1009] has come upon jaxson [141/537] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:27:19 is removed from soltys's clock.
[06/22/23 08:45:13] GRIZZLYMAN [417/670] has come upon jaxson [102/537] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:25:57 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[06/23/23 01:26:00] Acolarh [898/984] has come upon jaxson [252/537] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:00:02 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[06/23/23 03:55:19] Morguaii [23/271] has challenged jaxson [513/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Morguaii's clock.
[06/25/23 22:53:49] ion, vegadark, and jaxson [2053/2168] have team battled Thorael, Matthew, and dbx12 [1407/2031] and won! 0 days, 19:07:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/23 17:18:56] adamus1red, Paganel, and pwae [153/2489] have team battled exergy, jaxson, and blabber [880/2121] and lost! 3 days, 16:02:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/23 20:58:55] Succulents, solarsparq, and "\@_ [281/2143] have team battled JigmeDatse, jaxson, and confunctius [1338/2339] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/23 08:24:03] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:10 towards level 71.
[06/29/23 15:31:57] jaxson misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:47 from level 71.
[06/29/23 19:43:19] Omega [1011/1029] has challenged jaxson [228/537] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:58:12 is removed from Omega's clock.
[06/29/23 19:43:19] Omega has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:34:38 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/30/23 01:34:23] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:38 towards level 71.
[07/02/23 23:09:55] bobvador, GilbertErik, and MetaNova [492/2599] have team battled jaxson, scumola, and t3chn0 [1762/2378] and lost! 4 days, 21:14:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/23 11:45:37] drahthaar [455/833] has come upon jaxson [283/537] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:23:38 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[07/04/23 05:45:43] jaxson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:01 from level 71.
[07/04/23 18:35:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 0 days, 03:15:25 toward level 71.
[07/05/23 05:10:09] freeboson [656/994] has come upon jaxson [4/537] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:08:17 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/05/23 07:27:03] jaxson, Lord255, and Destruia [1748/2030] have team battled scumola, MetaNova, and TimeWarp [1071/2419] and won! 0 days, 00:23:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/23 09:01:57] jaxson [21/576] has challenged freeboson [842/994] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/06/23 12:54:05] MELOONi [713/945] has come upon jaxson [217/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:37:30 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[07/08/23 13:33:36] hugga [271/720] has challenged jaxson [377/582] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:05:44 is added to hugga's clock.
[07/09/23 06:43:02] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:51:47 towards level 72.
[07/10/23 16:39:49] sam, jaxson, and ZOTTA [1769/2394] have team battled el, HeavyPodda, and eising [2166/2384] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/23 22:52:49] jaxson [318/582] has challenged alephnull [446/491] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:43:05 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/12/23 00:42:59] t3chn0 [775/948] has come upon jaxson [251/582] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:57:06 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[07/12/23 06:24:20] signofzeta [850/1015] has challenged jaxson [477/582] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[07/12/23 12:57:35] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:03:40 from level 72.
[07/14/23 21:38:41] gradator [396/584] has come upon jaxson [324/582] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:24:22 is removed from gradator's clock.
[07/14/23 22:28:27] jaxson got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:05:39 from level 72.
[07/17/23 05:35:53] jaxson bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 17:27:44 from level 72.
[07/18/23 16:21:30] jaxson [371/582] has challenged misha [304/886] in combat and won! 23 days, 11:14:40 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/19/23 19:39:05] jaxson was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:03:17 from level 72.
[07/20/23 11:08:09] mzumquadrat [100/249] has challenged jaxson [172/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to mzumquadrat's clock.
[07/20/23 18:47:28] mordac, Koffa, and canton7 [1291/2211] have team battled t3chn0, idlegood, and jaxson [245/2339] and won! 3 days, 04:51:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/23 22:26:12] jaxson, CodeGeek, and KindOne [1807/2355] have team battled t3chn0, TimWolla, and Fenrik [1718/3241] and won! 4 days, 03:28:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/23 05:35:04] Daikojun [337/586] has challenged jaxson [470/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:20:24 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[07/21/23 16:15:15] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:59:03 towards level 72.
[07/22/23 06:40:33] freeboson [286/1005] has challenged jaxson [315/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:52:48 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/22/23 15:17:50] jaxson [492/582] has come upon aqsd [61/766] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 22:15:31 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/23/23 21:49:06] shikhin [635/982] has challenged jaxson [378/582] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:55:15 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[07/25/23 07:20:02] signofzeta, jaxson, and Bluedog [871/2490] have team battled MetaNova, RussellB, and Kachin [2225/2728] and lost! 0 days, 19:04:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/23 07:49:27] jaxson learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:35:00 from level 72.
[07/25/23 10:10:46] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:05:01 towards level 72.
[07/26/23 21:41:57] blobdog, Russell, and Ecko [1544/2257] have team battled Fehu, allo, and jaxson [473/2026] and won! 0 days, 01:03:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/23 11:35:13] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:58:50 towards level 72.
[07/27/23 19:10:37] jaxson [390/582] has challenged Gorek [146/1075] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:47:46 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/29/23 01:12:56] Nysdar [640/740] has come upon jaxson [526/582] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:24:03 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[07/29/23 07:18:48] EddieT137 [405/1010] has challenged jaxson [58/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:48:39 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[07/30/23 20:27:12] jaxson [99/582] has challenged Jens [34/828] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:33:48 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/31/23 11:09:51] jaxson [216/582] has come upon bobvador [10/1077] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:13:07 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/31/23 17:31:56] kinus [43/811] has challenged jaxson [150/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:18:14 is added to kinus's clock.
[08/02/23 21:13:23] tass, jaxson, and gildarts [1352/2045] have team battled h00k, tomhek, and signofzeta [2424/2595] and lost! 0 days, 18:39:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/23 20:39:31] linear, CompanionCube, and jaxson [818/1978] have team battled damyan, unicron, and style [279/2060] and won! 2 days, 13:08:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/23 09:54:30] jaxson [325/582] has come upon fstrelok [409/754] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:43:20 is added to jaxson's clock.
[08/05/23 16:34:22] gradator, bananaboat, and gildarts [2456/2518] have team battled io, ChowderKeg, and jaxson [21/2481] and won! 1 day, 22:55:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 04:37:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 14 days, 02:32:35 toward level 72.
[08/07/23 04:41:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 28 days, 15:46:37 toward level 72.
[08/08/23 03:11:28] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:54:22 towards level 72.
[08/08/23 07:01:23] Lilith [134/183] has challenged jaxson [403/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Lilith's clock.
[08/09/23 08:34:59] apb [1053/1256] has challenged jaxson [69/582] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/09/23 20:23:39] sc [939/1117] has challenged jaxson [532/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:49 is removed from sc's clock.
[08/10/23 13:15:26] DontEvenPeek [467/853] has come upon jaxson [463/582] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:48:00 is removed from DontEvenPeek's clock.
[08/10/23 23:01:39] scornn, zbe, and Fehu [1952/2221] have team battled jaxson, Acolarh, and pants [1489/2805] and won! 0 days, 09:04:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/23 23:04:51] Przemek [475/590] has come upon jaxson [229/582] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:20:31 is removed from Przemek's clock.
[08/11/23 05:58:01] heisenbug, scornn, and Daikojun [1252/1737] have team battled jaxson, tomhek, and rawgreaze [1412/2634] and lost! 0 days, 04:46:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/23 11:32:51] BenDover [356/477] has challenged jaxson [366/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:45:44 is added to BenDover's clock.
[08/12/23 16:29:03] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:30:48 from level 72.
[08/13/23 05:03:19] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:08:06 towards level 72.
[08/14/23 16:01:17] jaxson bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:21:06 towards level 72.
[08/15/23 20:27:45] washclof, JackyB, and jaxson [554/2154] have team battled Andrio, soltys, and spex [255/2777] and won! 0 days, 00:16:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/23 21:05:37] u4ia, jaxson, and Aksej [895/1954] have team battled RussellB, ter0, and Bluedog [1881/2199] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/23 01:29:24] el, tmberg, and JigmeDatse [903/2474] have team battled jaxson, Theleveler, and damyan [2216/2239] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/23 04:29:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 10 days, 23:58:56 toward level 72.
[08/18/23 16:19:36] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:05:20 from level 72.
[08/20/23 05:22:01] scumola [344/665] has come upon jaxson [59/582] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:25:04 is removed from scumola's clock.
[08/22/23 09:26:50] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:17 towards level 72.
[08/23/23 06:57:36] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:12:41 towards level 72.
[08/25/23 18:47:21] hugga, dwfreed, and VonToutCourt [2826/3280] have team battled jaxson, Tenedos, and d4n13L [798/1778] and won! 2 days, 04:11:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/23 00:01:36] jaxson was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:51:56 from level 72.
[08/26/23 10:06:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jaxson with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 18:18:54 from level 72.
[08/27/23 11:28:15] pfoley, dbx12, and boscage [92/2359] have team battled style, Techman, and jaxson [2043/2179] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/23 21:22:39] jaxson [484/582] has come upon grangerstranger [263/264] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:52:37 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[08/28/23 07:08:24] Khorne [1138/1157] has challenged jaxson [401/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:40:11 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[08/28/23 09:02:40] Asara [381/919] has come upon jaxson [113/582] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:27:49 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/28/23 21:11:59] dwfreed [23/1210] has challenged jaxson [68/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:05:47 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/29/23 22:17:56] blabber [588/1152] has challenged jaxson [68/582] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:42:37 is removed from blabber's clock.
[09/01/23 10:29:25] HeavyPodda, TheSilentLink, and EddieT137 [1009/2981] have team battled jaxson, particleflux, and Puff [1338/1788] and lost! 1 day, 02:13:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/23 02:48:20] Blohsh, jacquesssss, and zifnab06 [490/1507] have team battled style, roosterphant, and jaxson [1327/1495] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/23 20:11:01] gegenschein, vegadark, and tsr [567/2622] have team battled jacquesssss, enteral, and jaxson [790/2026] and lost! 1 day, 14:42:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/23 20:41:26] jaxson has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:08:24 from level 72.
[09/07/23 16:10:58] jaxson [289/582] has challenged Tabmow [167/883] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:42:59 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[09/08/23 05:45:24] BenDover [333/496] has come upon jaxson [283/582] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:39:10 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[09/08/23 16:08:21] Asara [276/933] has come upon jaxson [36/582] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:13:59 is removed from Asara's clock.
[09/08/23 20:25:07] jaxson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:48:35 from level 72.
[09/09/23 06:20:10] yNos [484/881] has challenged jaxson [425/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:17:55 is removed from yNos's clock.
[09/10/23 16:49:32] jaxson [108/582] has come upon nya [989/1181] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:20:27 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/11/23 12:18:47] coolchris [100/279] has challenged jaxson [220/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to coolchris's clock.
[09/11/23 12:33:21] jaxson [482/582] has challenged noex [391/470] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:08:43 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[09/11/23 12:36:03] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:40:48 towards level 72.
[09/12/23 18:58:37] megubyte [398/645] has come upon jaxson [451/582] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:27:28 is added to megubyte's clock.
[09/14/23 05:40:02] jaxson learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:33:44 towards level 72.
[09/14/23 06:14:49] Kesdak [22/349] has challenged jaxson [37/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Kesdak's clock.
[09/14/23 16:20:15] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:10:32 towards level 72.
[09/14/23 23:23:31] jaxson [64/582] has come upon aqsd [87/789] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:01:42 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/15/23 08:37:59] jaxson [423/582] has come upon gildarts [429/873] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:12:39 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/16/23 10:39:02] jaxson got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:55:59 from level 72.
[09/17/23 09:07:05] d4n13L [364/631] has challenged jaxson [113/582] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:03:45 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[09/17/23 12:04:28] Sombra, jaxson, and kzootech [533/2539] have team battled gradator, talisein, and AlexS [552/1780] and lost! 2 days, 10:57:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/23 16:08:42] Forud [831/1025] has challenged jaxson [206/582] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:42:38 is removed from Forud's clock.
[09/18/23 11:54:53] ter0 [33/418] has come upon jaxson [165/582] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:14 is added to ter0's clock.
[09/18/23 14:13:19] freeboson, Sombra, and jaxson [627/2817] have team battled Chuck, dyvonna, and gendish [749/2035] and lost! 2 days, 07:38:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/23 17:38:46] thatmint, gusto, and muirrum [313/1925] have team battled VonToutCourt, jaxson, and Yarosh [1106/2502] and lost! 1 day, 09:07:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/23 19:23:01] jaxson [16/582] has come upon AlexS [467/518] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:31:55 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/18/23 23:32:27] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:49:33 towards level 72.
[09/19/23 19:18:50] jaxson [562/582] has come upon Forud [1013/1025] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:27:36 is added to jaxson's clock.
[09/19/23 23:21:39] DrinkyBird [79/1281] has challenged jaxson [399/582] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:28:57 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/20/23 17:29:33] CodeGeek [1159/1336] has come upon jaxson [282/582] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:18:56 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[09/21/23 16:14:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 2 days, 07:42:21 toward level 72.
[09/21/23 21:29:24] Ecko [591/1050] has come upon jaxson [524/582] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:56:27 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[09/22/23 06:34:53] freeboson [90/925] has challenged jaxson [34/582] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:55:16 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/22/23 14:34:44] tswsl [25/729] has come upon jaxson [184/582] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:50:46 is added to tswsl's clock.
[09/22/23 22:26:11] Drkmirror [102/322] has challenged jaxson [551/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[09/23/23 04:40:08] jacob1 [231/904] has challenged jaxson [111/582] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:59:11 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/23/23 07:58:48] alephnull [493/752] has come upon jaxson [492/582] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:51:28 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[09/23/23 20:24:15] spex [944/1116] has come upon jaxson [111/582] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:56:56 is removed from spex's clock.
[09/25/23 08:32:40] Drin [913/1093] has challenged jaxson [314/582] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:51:44 is removed from Drin's clock.
[09/25/23 18:20:07] jaxson [341/582] has challenged lightstalker [3/485] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:06:15 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[09/26/23 19:23:09] jaxson found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:15:35 towards level 72.
[09/27/23 22:34:03] jaxson was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:08:12 from level 72.
[09/28/23 01:39:46] jaxson [364/582] has come upon Matthew [169/607] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:31:38 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[09/28/23 10:35:30] CodeB [687/777] has challenged jaxson [14/582] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:01:49 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[09/30/23 13:54:24] jaxson [79/582] has come upon tmberg [1007/1115] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:00:16 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/02/23 04:56:20] jaxson [548/582] has challenged vectr0n [256/671] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:07:21 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[10/02/23 18:59:36] jaxson [516/582] has challenged Forud [817/1025] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:51:08 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/04/23 02:27:36] jaxson set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:22:40 from level 72.
[10/04/23 09:18:25] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:43:31 towards level 72.
[10/05/23 22:58:40] jaxson discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:38:09 towards level 72.
[10/07/23 13:08:43] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:44 towards level 72.
[10/08/23 03:29:42] jaxson [101/582] has challenged slim [832/954] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:39:28 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/10/23 06:07:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 8 days, 07:55:36 toward level 72.
[10/10/23 10:22:38] jaxson, nya, and slim [1374/2615] have team battled ToHellWithGA, ukleinek, and pwae [222/2842] and won! 1 day, 06:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/23 12:04:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jaxson with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 19:18:47 from level 72.
[10/12/23 07:47:44] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:37 towards level 72.
[10/12/23 18:56:12] zifnab06 [541/642] has challenged jaxson [320/582] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:52:56 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[10/13/23 10:47:52] Dupcyk [1/8] has challenged jaxson [255/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Dupcyk's clock.
[10/14/23 04:03:54] jaxson [509/582] has challenged Crazycatlady [579/1098] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:32:38 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/15/23 12:53:19] jaxson discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:43 towards level 72.
[10/15/23 18:55:37] dodecahedron [114/425] has come upon jaxson [299/582] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:56 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[10/16/23 01:00:23] jaxson [308/582] has challenged TimWolla [203/1019] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:26:13 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[10/17/23 19:24:40] jaxson [146/582] has challenged alephnull [592/760] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:26:31 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/18/23 14:32:35] jaxson [444/582] has come upon TimWolla [719/1019] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:27:37 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/19/23 03:34:27] jaxson, olsner, and LFC [469/1842] have team battled pyre, Bluedog, and ion [228/2495] and won! 0 days, 05:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/23 13:24:04] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:48:35 towards level 73.
[10/20/23 04:30:19] thornrag, DrinkyBird, and jacob1 [2053/2875] have team battled kzootech, washclof, and jaxson [1431/2344] and won! 0 days, 10:22:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/23 10:06:01] jaxson [574/582] has come upon mzumquadrat [117/570] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:56:14 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[10/27/23 04:42:18] Fenrik, TimeWarp, and EddieT137 [513/3116] have team battled jaxson, Faradome, and mordac [1468/1853] and lost! 0 days, 12:14:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/23 16:05:14] tswsl, Theleveler, and Forud [1153/2405] have team battled jaxson, jfcaron, and VonToutCourt [328/2243] and won! 0 days, 16:56:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/23 21:26:36] zbe [436/1239] has challenged jaxson [321/582] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:36:39 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/27/23 23:45:19] sparogy [365/606] has come upon jaxson [407/582] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:26:08 is added to sparogy's clock.
[10/28/23 03:19:17] Dan, BenDover, and jaxson [441/2013] have team battled Tenorman, Chuck, and Thorael [1726/2170] and lost! 0 days, 20:53:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/23 13:29:21] Lord255, Tenedos, and jaxson [1084/1928] have team battled gusto, MetaNova, and Affliction [1175/2187] and lost! 0 days, 10:27:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/23 19:21:57] ColonelPanic001, Lenny_, and roosterphant [327/1976] have team battled DrinkyBird, "\@_, and jaxson [442/3074] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/23 07:21:40] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:34:08 towards level 73.
[10/29/23 16:36:51] thornrag [446/706] has challenged jaxson [15/588] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:06:40 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[10/31/23 07:42:36] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:29:28 from level 73.
[10/31/23 15:36:41] jaxson got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:02:29 from level 73.
[11/01/23 17:06:54] ion [730/936] has challenged jaxson [454/588] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:25:33 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/01/23 19:55:15] jaxson [303/588] has challenged particleflux [470/522] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:10:18 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/02/23 02:15:12] noex, Notir, and Koffa [129/2503] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Kachin, and jaxson [2683/2839] and lost! 2 days, 11:02:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/23 00:48:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 14 days, 02:44:25 toward level 73.
[11/03/23 14:27:52] jaxson was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:43:56 from level 73.
[11/04/23 06:00:45] jaxson, Matthew, and gideonstar [1169/1884] have team battled CodeB, scumola, and EddieT137 [1505/2565] and lost! 0 days, 13:20:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/23 14:53:59] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:33:30 towards level 73.
[11/06/23 17:06:42] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:12 towards level 73.
[11/07/23 20:51:42] roosterphant, jaxson, and Russell [735/2132] have team battled vectr0n, Dan, and Drin [59/2751] and won! 1 day, 15:22:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/23 23:44:36] BlueJay [26/283] has challenged jaxson [351/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to BlueJay's clock.
[11/07/23 23:59:34] Tenorman, GRIZZLYMAN, and bobvador [2383/2601] have team battled V, ion, and jaxson [1526/2694] and won! 1 day, 09:04:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/23 02:33:03] jaxson [361/588] has challenged Koffa [322/985] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:42:54 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/08/23 02:35:06] KindOne [70/488] has come upon jaxson [471/588] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:14:55 is added to KindOne's clock.
[11/08/23 21:37:42] MELOONi [589/978] has challenged jaxson [332/588] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:57:28 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[11/09/23 00:06:25] jaxson, Faradome, and gusto [1312/1898] have team battled canton7, Chuck, and scumola [14/2196] and won! 0 days, 15:42:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 11:56:06] simple, pfoley, and Matthew [1407/3004] have team battled JigmeDatse, Techman, and jaxson [2077/2440] and lost! 1 day, 00:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/23 22:33:17] jayvee [48/636] has come upon jaxson [114/588] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:14:21 is added to jayvee's clock.
[11/10/23 10:02:08] KingPimpCommand [166/421] has come upon jaxson [320/588] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:01:41 is added to KingPimpCommand's clock.
[11/10/23 18:47:00] jaxson, Tenedos, and elegy [327/1558] have team battled Yarosh, drahthaar, and Destruia [2087/2216] and lost! 0 days, 22:54:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/23 19:54:34] jaxson, mzumquadrat, and Carl [1428/2029] have team battled Tangles, cornfeedhobo, and Khorne [326/2877] and won! 0 days, 05:25:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/23 09:47:46] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:11 towards level 73.
[11/13/23 16:05:09] jaxson [8/588] has challenged sco1 [29/157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:28:06 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/13/23 17:03:02] Koffa, laama, and jaxson [1022/2472] have team battled gildarts, scornn, and insidesources [957/1778] and won! 1 day, 15:21:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/23 12:32:27] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:09 towards level 73.
[11/16/23 01:35:47] kzootech [263/651] has come upon jaxson [456/588] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:48:18 is added to kzootech's clock.
[11/16/23 03:19:24] jaxson [258/588] has challenged Asara [565/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:35 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/16/23 07:12:41] jaxson [192/588] has come upon jjasghar [735/1105] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:04:09 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/17/23 08:49:41] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:15 towards level 73.
[11/18/23 17:36:56] tmberg [436/1123] has challenged jaxson [534/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:33:44 is added to tmberg's clock.
[11/19/23 15:42:06] gildarts [471/834] has challenged jaxson [347/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:41:53 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[11/21/23 05:51:08] jaxson [94/588] has challenged jacob1 [613/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:35:48 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/22/23 00:57:32] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:23 from level 73.
[11/23/23 10:15:30] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:22 towards level 73.
[11/25/23 00:00:15] jaxson [0/588] has come upon ukleinek [956/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:12 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/25/23 16:16:39] Koffa [200/976] has challenged jaxson [476/588] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:02:33 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/25/23 16:50:54] mordac [9/668] has come upon jaxson [432/588] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:36:54 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/26/23 02:19:06] jaxson [240/588] has challenged Forud [7/1026] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:47:41 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/26/23 02:19:06] jaxson has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 5 days, 03:19:31 is added to Forud's clock.
[11/27/23 07:27:38] Asara [850/905] has come upon jaxson [45/588] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:37:33 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/29/23 22:45:19] Kritzefitz [598/1170] has challenged jaxson [508/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:43:45 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[12/01/23 02:44:52] jaxson, washclof, and Carl [1944/2594] have team battled unicron, philipp__, and spex [543/2327] and won! 0 days, 03:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/23 08:09:48] REDXIII [99/235] has challenged jaxson [319/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to REDXIII's clock.
[12/01/23 14:52:31] jaxson [276/588] has challenged tass [321/690] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:49:32 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/01/23 22:06:07] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:16:38 towards level 74.
[12/03/23 22:09:25] Ecko [773/951] has challenged jaxson [417/588] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:39:46 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[12/04/23 07:57:26] blobdog [296/472] has challenged jaxson [267/588] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:45:04 is removed from blobdog's clock.
[12/05/23 07:28:07] jjasghar, jaxson, and ZOTTA [336/2974] have team battled bg, signofzeta, and GilbertErik [1765/2956] and lost! 8 days, 21:16:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/23 05:23:14] alexlehm [71/856] has challenged jaxson [542/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:16:52 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[12/07/23 03:29:02] solarsparq [143/761] has challenged jaxson [386/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:16:50 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[12/08/23 07:35:48] Nysdar, washclof, and canton7 [2129/3131] have team battled jaxson, ukleinek, and elf [2522/2615] and lost! 1 day, 00:31:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/23 08:55:54] jaxson [458/588] has come upon cadfael [301/750] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 01:24:57 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[12/08/23 18:39:04] \dev\ice [634/922] has challenged jaxson [575/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:58 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[12/09/23 14:57:07] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:25:42 from level 74.
[12/09/23 20:14:52] gildarts, jaxson, HeavyPodda, and jacob1 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/23 01:39:05] jaxson was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:15:59 from level 74.
[12/11/23 02:26:53] jaxson bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:58:40 towards level 74.
[12/13/23 09:05:38] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:54 towards level 74.
[12/14/23 09:43:34] jaxson [333/588] has come upon Yarosh [4/549] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:23:59 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[12/14/23 09:43:34] jaxson has dealt Yarosh a Critical Strike! 9 days, 19:14:01 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[12/15/23 13:20:12] gusto [2/699] has challenged jaxson [168/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:53:06 is added to gusto's clock.
[12/15/23 15:28:08] jaxson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:10:27 from level 74.
[12/16/23 09:45:19] ColonelPanic001 [400/595] has come upon jaxson [336/588] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:47:58 is removed from ColonelPanic001's clock.
[12/16/23 10:51:50] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:48:17 towards level 74.
[12/17/23 02:29:33] washclof [756/1124] has challenged jaxson [134/588] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:03:49 is removed from washclof's clock.
[12/18/23 09:13:58] tsr, jaxson, and Lord255 [1635/2070] have team battled MadMan, RussellB, and Platonides [1655/2279] and lost! 7 days, 23:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/23 11:21:11] elf [848/1015] has come upon jaxson [444/588] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:06:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/23/23 01:09:02] jaxson [83/588] has challenged _sh [120/1103] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:48:55 is added to jaxson's clock.
[12/25/23 09:44:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 28 days, 09:24:59 toward level 74.
[12/25/23 20:29:09] Berserker, jaxson, Gorek, and boscage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/23 21:31:52] Chuck [293/665] has challenged jaxson [340/588] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:06:30 is added to Chuck's clock.
[12/26/23 02:33:49] ColonelPanic001 [387/621] has challenged jaxson [471/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:28:52 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[12/26/23 13:08:29] jaxson ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:32:40 from level 74.
[12/26/23 21:47:51] Kurenai, pwae, and hax404 [51/2469] have team battled jaxson, Jens, and GRIZZLYMAN [1238/2443] and lost! 3 days, 09:34:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/23 16:46:29] pants, jaxson, and Tenorman [456/2659] have team battled alephnull, allo, and Sombra [323/2845] and won! 4 days, 02:20:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/23 22:02:13] Melon [463/840] has come upon jaxson [65/588] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:10:55 is removed from Melon's clock.
[12/30/23 13:10:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 1 day, 21:22:04 toward level 74.
[12/31/23 02:06:09] jaxson died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:54 from level 74.
[12/31/23 02:46:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 5 days, 16:33:51 toward level 74.
[12/31/23 04:08:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 2 days, 22:41:56 toward level 74.
[12/31/23 08:08:44] Dex [33/88] has challenged jaxson [211/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Dex's clock.
[12/31/23 20:45:30] Shinzon [13/463] has come upon jaxson [66/588] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:28 is added to Shinzon's clock.
[01/01/24 09:56:43] Puff [375/694] has come upon jaxson [96/588] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:11:27 is removed from Puff's clock.
[01/01/24 18:25:42] popey [463/972] has challenged jaxson [399/588] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:50:44 is removed from popey's clock.
[01/02/24 06:44:44] jaxson broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:36:07 from level 74.
[01/03/24 11:36:50] yano [746/887] has challenged jaxson [306/588] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:45:10 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/04/24 00:05:49] popey [824/972] has come upon jaxson [501/588] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:39:11 is removed from popey's clock.
[01/04/24 14:28:58] jaxson [370/595] has challenged \dev\ice [759/944] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:47:34 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/06/24 11:25:22] Shinzon [266/474] has challenged jaxson [221/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:03 is removed from Shinzon's clock.
[01/07/24 15:06:02] io [455/1269] has come upon jaxson [107/595] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:35:45 is removed from io's clock.
[01/08/24 04:33:52] saynevermore [304/420] has challenged jaxson [28/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:17 is removed from saynevermore's clock.
[01/08/24 17:42:28] jaxson, Zaratustra, \dev\ice, and alephnull have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/24 05:47:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jaxson with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 15:01:31 from level 75.
[01/11/24 21:53:02] jaxson [64/595] has come upon Pinkman [761/937] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:54:13 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/12/24 00:14:17] Pinkman, Forud, and allo [1616/2864] have team battled jaxson, aqsd, and thornrag [347/1995] and won! 0 days, 17:09:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/24 22:37:13] zbe [87/1353] has challenged jaxson [387/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:56:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/14/24 05:13:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 27 days, 21:18:32 toward level 75.
[01/14/24 10:10:21] Gorek [524/983] has come upon jaxson [292/595] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:12:12 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[01/15/24 06:07:46] nowz, bsleep, and Mat [2353/2761] have team battled d4n13L, jaxson, and happymeal [123/1726] and won! 0 days, 12:08:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/24 19:51:58] Celediel, Rayke, and jaxson [31/1635] have team battled k4k0, thatmint, and Tabmow [1425/2036] and lost! 2 days, 12:49:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/24 08:10:37] noex [8/486] has come upon jaxson [177/595] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:28:58 is added to noex's clock.
[01/18/24 10:55:07] jaxson bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:50:20 towards level 75.
[01/18/24 14:37:33] jaxson has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:08:39 from level 75.
[01/18/24 23:12:17] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:26:45 from level 75.
[01/19/24 01:08:25] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/24 04:32:47] jaxson was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:49:37 from level 75.
[01/20/24 04:06:24] t3chn0, jaxson, and Dex [1312/1991] have team battled BlueJay, yang, and zifnab06 [1180/1990] and won! 0 days, 10:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/24 09:21:33] jaxson [147/600] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [7/1136] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:46:10 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[01/20/24 09:21:33] In the fierce battle, Silvanus_Betrium dropped their level 341 weapon! jaxson picks it up, tossing their old level 48 weapon to Silvanus_Betrium.
[01/20/24 16:23:14] jaxson [110/893] has challenged jayvee [65/631] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:04:18 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[01/21/24 14:04:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jaxson with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 13:19:35 from level 75.
[01/22/24 10:05:28] buyoq, jaxson, and RussellB [49/2800] have team battled freeboson, StalkR, and d4n13L [1064/2715] and lost! 0 days, 15:19:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/24 11:49:03] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:37:23 towards level 75.
[01/25/24 22:14:23] vectr0n [684/738] has come upon jaxson [592/893] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:09:19 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[01/26/24 13:30:59] cfjk, n0ssh, and tass [827/2251] have team battled jaxson, MELOONi, and Kritzefitz [1498/3057] and lost! 1 day, 05:05:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/24 03:15:11] Cockatrice [594/883] has come upon jaxson [846/893] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:44:59 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[01/28/24 16:23:54] jaxson bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:21:34 towards level 75.
[01/28/24 18:24:39] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:53 towards level 75.
[01/28/24 20:00:06] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:16:18 towards level 75.
[01/28/24 23:47:26] Acolarh [647/814] has come upon jaxson [442/893] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 22:29:03 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[01/29/24 17:09:40] kzootech [129/650] has come upon jaxson [746/893] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:49:23 is added to kzootech's clock.
[01/31/24 16:23:36] bananaboat [485/1120] has come upon jaxson [597/893] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:43:43 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/02/24 05:30:49] jaxson EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:53:47 from level 75.
[02/02/24 23:35:51] jaxson got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:29:20 from level 75.
[02/05/24 21:10:39] buzel, scornn, and opcode [1093/1999] have team battled CodeGeek, dodecahedron, and jaxson [715/2672] and won! 0 days, 14:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/24 11:34:19] MELOONi [229/998] has come upon jaxson [732/893] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:58:49 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[02/06/24 21:07:03] TheSilentLink [980/1052] has challenged jaxson [253/893] in combat and won! 14 days, 16:22:42 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[02/07/24 02:35:51] Nysdar, Kritzefitz, and nawcom [1070/3301] have team battled bsleep, scornn, and jaxson [684/2307] and won! 8 days, 06:14:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 21:16:49] ter0, blobdog, and jaxson [2111/2139] have team battled Matthew, Platonides, and justpink [1140/1975] and won! 6 days, 06:07:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/24 20:50:31] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:57 towards level 75.
[02/10/24 03:51:48] StalkR, jaxson, and idleevil [2363/2857] have team battled Blohsh, buzel, and Deathgrim [940/1768] and won! 2 days, 00:56:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 00:39:02] jaxson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:24:20 from level 75.
[02/11/24 02:19:31] signofzeta, misha, and tscherer [2251/2498] have team battled olsner, mute, and jaxson [1579/2144] and won! 1 day, 18:55:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 06:04:50] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:01:23 towards level 75.
[02/12/24 04:15:18] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:13 towards level 75.
[02/12/24 15:39:19] Acolarh [528/814] has come upon jaxson [661/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:56 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[02/14/24 03:44:29] dwfreed [210/1139] has come upon jaxson [445/893] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:31:27 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/14/24 22:56:17] Shinzon [91/532] has challenged jaxson [691/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:29:41 is added to Shinzon's clock.
[02/15/24 02:57:14] buzel [179/851] has challenged jaxson [790/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:47:03 is added to buzel's clock.
[02/15/24 10:59:48] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:00:15 from level 75.
[02/15/24 22:53:08] jaxson, DontEvenPeek, freeboson, and Tabmow have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/24 00:24:18] Blohsh, jaxson, and Lord255 [1717/2496] have team battled Fraiyr, Cirdan, and Techman [1458/2432] and won! 0 days, 07:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/24 23:45:08] h00k, mordac, and zifnab06 [526/2122] have team battled yang, kenyon, and jaxson [1380/2405] and lost! 4 days, 05:31:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/24 01:40:59] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:49 towards level 75.
[02/18/24 11:33:33] JENOVA [26/89] has challenged jaxson [847/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to JENOVA's clock.
[02/19/24 21:37:24] jaxson, nathan, and csc [2084/2170] have team battled Blohsh, ToHellWithGA, and HeavyPodda [1511/2790] and won! 0 days, 03:10:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 23:26:07] TheSilentLink, canton7, and jaxson [2269/2810] have team battled Kritzefitz, Affliction, and IFireflyl [667/2953] and won! 0 days, 22:37:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/24 16:47:09] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:04 towards level 75.
[02/20/24 21:38:44] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:29 towards level 75.
[02/21/24 02:29:49] jaxson [882/899] has challenged pyre [851/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:31:04 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[02/21/24 20:32:42] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:33 towards level 75.
[02/22/24 16:59:17] jaxson [238/899] has challenged Celediel [453/608] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to jaxson's clock.
[02/24/24 14:44:35] jaxson has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:10:51 from level 76.
[02/25/24 18:55:36] jaxson [684/899] has come upon ukleinek [222/1023] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:20:08 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[02/26/24 06:20:04] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:33:17 towards level 76.
[02/26/24 08:43:04] Kurenai [315/1046] has come upon jaxson [809/899] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:16:41 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[02/26/24 08:54:58] JigmeDatse, n0ssh, and jaxson [425/2416] have team battled hdm, damyan, and gildarts [715/2716] and lost! 0 days, 14:12:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/24 12:18:30] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:33:43 towards level 76.
[02/27/24 13:21:36] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:11:26 towards level 76.
[02/28/24 17:33:22] Acolarh [264/824] has challenged jaxson [891/899] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:48:33 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[02/29/24 01:38:47] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:48:47 towards level 76.
[02/29/24 20:22:57] jaxson, nathan, and Puff [1950/2507] have team battled rawgreaze, opcode, and heisenbug [1231/2545] and won! 0 days, 20:21:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 20:18:57] jaxson [155/899] has challenged shikhin [823/1205] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:51:31 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/02/24 01:17:40] Carl, Affliction, and pfoley [664/2985] have team battled scornn, ZOTTA, and jaxson [536/2735] and won! 2 days, 08:49:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 10:43:44] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:25:07 towards level 76.
[03/03/24 16:58:48] Crazycatlady [1014/1157] has challenged jaxson [538/899] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:13:07 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/05/24 17:41:56] ion [842/866] has challenged jaxson [670/899] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:44:51 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/07/24 09:17:11] \dev\ice [527/938] has challenged jaxson [661/899] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:58:01 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[03/07/24 11:15:49] Tangles, jaxson, and Blohsh [60/2501] have team battled opcode, csc, and damyan [835/1834] and lost! 3 days, 19:27:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/24 11:58:26] jaxson, ahmubashshir, cfjk, and Minus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/24 17:22:02] jaxson [200/907] has come upon StalkR [566/1054] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:13:45 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/08/24 09:15:12] jaxson [135/907] has come upon Gangsterish [447/1086] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:27:34 is added to jaxson's clock.
[03/09/24 14:53:11] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:06:54 towards level 76.
[03/11/24 07:49:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 8 days, 04:37:28 toward level 76.
[03/13/24 05:50:27] idleneutral [645/658] has challenged jaxson [96/926] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[03/14/24 20:04:31] hdm [383/1114] has come upon jaxson [668/926] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:57:27 is added to hdm's clock.
[03/15/24 04:18:16] DojShadow [128/385] has challenged jaxson [359/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[03/15/24 12:03:24] Misza [193/1064] has come upon jaxson [543/926] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:45:21 is added to Misza's clock.
[03/18/24 01:51:21] TimeWarp, StalkR, and jaxson [1679/2790] have team battled Wilson, fstrelok, and _sh [1768/2624] and lost! 2 days, 15:52:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/24 18:02:11] kptr [563/745] has challenged jaxson [801/926] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:32:29 is added to kptr's clock.
[03/20/24 19:45:53] catte [48/387] has challenged jaxson [773/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to catte's clock.
[03/21/24 22:51:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 2 days, 15:51:05 toward level 76.
[03/22/24 03:12:43] jaxson got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:38:36 towards level 76.
[03/22/24 06:03:33] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:44 towards level 76.
[03/22/24 16:58:54] buzel, vectr0n, and SirBummelz [1537/2303] have team battled ToHellWithGA, ion, and jaxson [3075/3085] and lost! 2 days, 00:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/24 10:16:27] hdm [440/1114] has come upon jaxson [723/926] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:44:30 is added to hdm's clock.
[03/24/24 13:43:24] jaxson, vectr0n, and Kurenai [1974/2740] have team battled TimeWarp, SSLbits, and zifnab06 [1714/2407] and won! 0 days, 23:08:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/24 14:54:04] jaxson, kptr, and Luca [661/2232] have team battled Malvolio, Ecko, and Tabmow [685/2524] and lost! 1 day, 06:20:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/24 12:11:56] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:01 towards level 76.
[03/27/24 21:17:08] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:59 towards level 76.
[03/28/24 02:19:51] chadgpt [44/387] has come upon jaxson [799/926] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:08 is added to chadgpt's clock.
[03/28/24 20:12:12] style [261/723] has challenged jaxson [317/926] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to style's clock.
[03/29/24 19:52:47] jaxson, allo, and gendish [1911/2171] have team battled EddieT137, \dev\ice, and ChowderKeg [2051/2583] and lost! 1 day, 07:03:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/24 00:21:18] Asara, aqsd, and jaxson [308/2600] have team battled Kurenai, sky, and gryphus [874/2122] and lost! 1 day, 19:10:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/24 08:24:00] jaxson grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:55 towards level 76.
[03/31/24 03:33:20] jaxson learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:49:31 from level 76.
[03/31/24 15:25:30] jaxson ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:10:46 from level 76.
[03/31/24 18:27:33] jaxson [879/926] has challenged MELOONi [932/1150] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:10:40 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/01/24 16:33:26] jaxson [201/926] has challenged Zaratustra [138/607] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:45:17 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[04/01/24 17:59:50] zifnab06 [242/656] has come upon jaxson [111/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:08:52 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[04/04/24 03:36:41] DojShadow [265/532] has come upon jaxson [222/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:52:47 is removed from DojShadow's clock.
[04/05/24 07:44:21] tsr [411/1014] has come upon jaxson [854/926] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:06:51 is added to tsr's clock.
[04/05/24 11:29:53] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:45 towards level 76.
[04/06/24 10:30:17] jaxson misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:25:38 from level 76.
[04/06/24 23:47:01] aqsd [735/803] has come upon jaxson [242/926] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:29:19 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[04/07/24 01:11:52] kptr [762/767] has come upon jaxson [817/926] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:33:13 is added to kptr's clock.
[04/07/24 15:22:08] jaxson discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:58 towards level 76.
[04/07/24 18:12:42] Cockroach [438/695] has challenged jaxson [204/926] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:44:33 is removed from Cockroach's clock.
[04/09/24 02:34:14] HeavyPodda, yano, and tmberg [707/3042] have team battled pyre, jaxson, and dbx12 [1061/3080] and lost! 1 day, 09:35:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/24 04:30:14] jaxson [313/926] has challenged freeboson [768/1040] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:15:51 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/10/24 13:32:40] buzel [152/675] has challenged jaxson [140/926] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:47:36 is removed from buzel's clock.
[04/11/24 03:12:13] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:57:09 from level 76.
[04/12/24 20:41:03] jaxson died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:49:42 from level 76.
[04/13/24 05:49:40] jaxson [141/926] has challenged V [494/1180] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:50:46 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/13/24 23:34:13] MetaNova, allo, and Soulwhisper [784/2648] have team battled jaxson, Thorael, and rawgreaze [54/2785] and won! 0 days, 04:19:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/24 01:50:21] yano [354/937] has come upon jaxson [623/926] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:18:44 is added to yano's clock.
[04/15/24 03:01:28] jaxson [740/926] has challenged apb [129/1112] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:07:56 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[04/16/24 02:23:53] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:25:26 towards level 76.
[04/16/24 02:41:32] yano [266/937] has come upon jaxson [135/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:39:57 is removed from yano's clock.
[04/17/24 01:35:50] jaxson was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:34:38 towards level 76.
[04/17/24 06:03:05] jaxson died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:47:24 from level 76.
[04/18/24 16:30:03] Zed_Spiker, VSquad, and jaxson [1802/2365] have team battled washclof, cfjk, and zifnab06 [714/2974] and won! 0 days, 05:44:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/24 12:50:06] jacquesssss [222/459] has come upon jaxson [450/926] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:49:29 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[04/21/24 02:24:58] gildarts, signofzeta, and jaxson [2250/2892] have team battled ColonelPanic001, drahthaar, and el [2312/2621] and lost! 3 days, 11:46:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/24 15:01:52] idleneutral [615/653] has challenged jaxson [678/926] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[04/21/24 17:46:48] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:05:41 towards level 76.
[04/21/24 18:41:04] idlegood [363/495] has come upon jaxson [758/926] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:45:47 is added to idlegood's clock.
[04/22/24 02:32:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jaxson 25 days, 00:24:48 toward level 76.
[04/22/24 16:48:57] Kritzefitz [953/1182] has challenged jaxson [547/926] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:37:04 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[04/23/24 08:18:05] Daikojun [482/697] has come upon jaxson [424/926] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:10:26 is removed from Daikojun's clock.
[04/24/24 04:58:43] Kayn [403/598] has challenged jaxson [147/926] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:44:44 is removed from Kayn's clock.
[04/24/24 18:16:47] jaxson, boscage, and Puff [1748/2199] have team battled gildarts, Gorek, and freeboson [1527/2884] and won! 2 days, 11:21:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/24 22:15:44] jaxson stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:15 towards level 76.