Player Info

User: keepermurph
Class: A King in Yellow
Admin?: No
Level: 59
Next level: 17 days, 22:26:47
Status: Offline
Host: murfman!~murfman@idlerpg/player/murfman
Account Created: Mon Jun 21 09:33:02 2021
Last login: Fri Apr 5 08:19:01 2024
Total time idled: 269 days, 20:58:39
Current position: [285,153]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 36
boots: 37
charm: 40
gloves: 24
helm: 53 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 54
ring: 31
shield: 31
tunic: 81 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 196 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 583

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 06:39:07
part: None
quest: 0 days, 13:16:46
quit: 11 days, 02:17:09

total: 11 days, 22:13:02

Character Modifiers

[06/21/21 19:35:17] uovobw [103/306] has challenged keepermurph [27/73] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from uovobw's clock.
[06/22/21 03:07:50] keepermurph EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:47 from level 18.
[06/23/21 02:45:44] spex, keepermurph, and quanticle [364/887] have team battled brycec, texke, and Fenrik [126/1081] and won! 0 days, 00:03:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/21 08:09:41] keepermurph [160/207] has challenged scornn [77/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[06/23/21 12:03:11] Thorael, ubergeek, and keepermurph [346/838] have team battled fattrat, dnim, and gildarts [614/1149] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/21 14:44:26] keepermurph [17/217] has challenged gradator [38/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[06/23/21 17:02:44] keepermurph left their weapon out in the rain to rust! keepermurph's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/23/21 20:34:34] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:09 towards level 27.
[06/23/21 22:58:15] keepermurph [53/233] has challenged Nysdar [152/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[06/24/21 08:46:46] keepermurph [58/233] has challenged shikhin [9/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:03:48 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[06/24/21 12:43:23] keepermurph invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:23 towards level 29.
[06/24/21 17:50:37] keepermurph [130/270] has challenged Juan [79/134] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[06/24/21 17:50:37] keepermurph has dealt Juan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to Juan's clock.
[06/25/21 05:22:01] keepermurph [46/278] has challenged nicole [222/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[06/25/21 08:45:20] keepermurph was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:22 towards level 31.
[06/25/21 19:36:14] keepermurph [136/278] has challenged Covid-19 [178/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[06/26/21 13:21:49] keepermurph [100/336] has challenged ShinobiChileno [18/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[06/27/21 01:02:56] Togra [15/281] has challenged keepermurph [23/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Togra's clock.
[06/27/21 06:53:04] keepermurph [315/336] has challenged caeli [370/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[06/27/21 08:19:10] keepermurph got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:20 towards level 34.
[06/27/21 10:48:50] A_Dragon [370/506] has come upon keepermurph [189/336] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:15:37 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[06/27/21 14:09:27] texke [254/330] has challenged keepermurph [115/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:51:27 is removed from texke's clock.
[06/27/21 18:00:02] ion [236/445] has challenged keepermurph [127/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:58 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/28/21 04:57:04] Pingerfowder [188/200] has challenged keepermurph [159/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:41 is removed from Pingerfowder's clock.
[06/28/21 05:12:35] keepermurph [36/336] has challenged Alarien [211/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[06/29/21 08:55:49] keepermurph [53/346] has challenged The_Decryptor [443/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[06/29/21 13:57:01] foo [158/296] has come upon keepermurph [104/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:09:04 is removed from foo's clock.
[06/29/21 18:41:29] dave [167/440] has challenged keepermurph [229/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to dave's clock.
[06/29/21 22:46:07] keepermurph ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:55 from level 36.
[06/30/21 04:20:24] keepermurph tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:22 towards level 36.
[06/30/21 17:17:43] keepermurph [169/346] has challenged Majak [316/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[06/30/21 18:29:07] keepermurph was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:53:20 from level 37.
[07/01/21 05:47:43] JeDa, keepermurph, and dnim [886/1217] have team battled Affliction, Sombra, and Destruia [287/1219] and won! 0 days, 03:03:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/21 09:12:15] keepermurph got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:50 towards level 37.
[07/02/21 04:43:21] keepermurph [277/347] has challenged Makhno [64/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[07/03/21 08:09:10] Misza, keepermurph, and Covid-19 [247/1084] have team battled bobvador, Iines, and CrashOverride [1199/1371] and lost! 0 days, 01:47:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/21 17:46:35] keepermurph had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:07 towards level 38.
[07/03/21 18:48:30] keepermurph [14/347] has challenged Angelina [284/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[07/04/21 05:23:27] keepermurph was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:39 towards level 39.
[07/05/21 00:41:13] keepermurph was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:44 from level 39.
[07/05/21 15:36:13] keepermurph lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:16 from level 39.
[07/05/21 19:18:45] keepermurph [214/358] has challenged d4n13L [288/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[07/06/21 08:23:19] Sergio [103/377] has challenged keepermurph [209/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Sergio's clock.
[07/26/21 19:48:11] keepermurph [162/358] has challenged CharlieAngel [95/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[07/27/21 19:49:06] CharlieAngel [338/428] has challenged keepermurph [15/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from CharlieAngel's clock.
[07/28/21 07:03:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 0 days, 05:26:26 toward level 41.
[07/28/21 12:52:39] keepermurph [197/358] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [58/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:03:46 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[07/28/21 21:28:38] keepermurph [207/358] has challenged uovobw [68/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[07/29/21 02:46:33] keepermurph found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:48 towards level 42.
[07/30/21 03:23:30] keepermurph found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:49 towards level 42.
[07/30/21 14:34:35] keepermurph [209/358] has come upon blackroot [384/425] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:09 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[07/31/21 06:49:19] Phil [17/622] has challenged keepermurph [118/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:38 is added to Phil's clock.
[07/31/21 07:41:09] keepermurph [320/358] has challenged A_Dragon [268/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[08/01/21 09:39:21] keepermurph, li, and pfoley [569/1115] have team battled nya, Tor, and Drin [96/1619] and won! 0 days, 09:45:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/21 03:38:05] dxrt, dave, keepermurph, and KyloRen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/21 19:24:52] keepermurph [185/367] has challenged Forud [265/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[08/19/21 13:31:39] heisenbug [206/598] has challenged keepermurph [133/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:36:13 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/20/21 05:03:01] jacob1 [388/685] has challenged keepermurph [259/367] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:18:00 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/20/21 11:58:37] keepermurph gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:22 towards level 44.
[08/20/21 18:20:51] Lenny_, buzel, and TimWolla [1111/1626] have team battled keepermurph, Cjefke, and blackroot [1071/1098] and won! 0 days, 03:34:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/21 23:05:27] jaxson, Lord255, keepermurph, and hax404 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/21 07:49:10] Carl [78/400] has challenged keepermurph [316/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/22/21 08:20:37] keepermurph [23/367] has challenged Alarien [419/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[08/22/21 22:29:20] keepermurph grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:25 towards level 45.
[09/21/21 00:25:48] keepermurph was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:07 from level 45.
[09/21/21 02:51:16] keepermurph [91/367] has come upon CharlieAngel [299/474] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:07 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[09/21/21 03:40:37] keepermurph fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:47 from level 45.
[09/29/21 13:28:49] keepermurph [313/367] has come upon rs [141/449] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:39:00 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[09/30/21 07:53:56] zifnab06 [16/157] has challenged keepermurph [94/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[09/30/21 20:38:07] keepermurph [57/367] has challenged georg [151/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[10/05/21 01:45:59] keepermurph [115/367] has come upon O[_] [428/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:36:17 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[10/06/21 23:36:41] keepermurph found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:45 towards level 46.
[10/07/21 21:45:16] keepermurph [339/367] has challenged Disruptor [179/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:21 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[10/08/21 14:04:34] jaxson [217/425] has challenged keepermurph [64/367] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:48:34 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[10/09/21 01:33:00] BUSY, Phil, and O[_] [1347/1523] have team battled nawcom, keepermurph, and crank [780/1590] and won! 0 days, 14:49:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/21 23:32:27] keepermurph [301/398] has challenged Ancalagon [555/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[10/10/21 08:55:19] keepermurph, d4n13L, and Vroomfondel [644/1430] have team battled JigmeDatse, mrmonday, and spex [829/1573] and lost! 0 days, 21:12:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/21 08:28:01] keepermurph had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:57 towards level 47.
[10/11/21 21:04:26] Alarien [446/540] has challenged keepermurph [165/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:56:03 is removed from Alarien's clock.
[10/12/21 04:27:32] keepermurph [142/398] has come upon MistahKel [335/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:13:42 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[10/12/21 05:42:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed keepermurph with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 10:11:23 from level 47.
[10/12/21 14:31:50] keepermurph had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:07 towards level 47.
[10/12/21 23:08:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed keepermurph with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 07:49:42 from level 47.
[10/12/21 23:09:49] keepermurph [262/398] has challenged Lenny_ [146/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:55:08 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[10/13/21 13:45:22] keepermurph [136/398] has come upon AlexS [379/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:15:46 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[10/13/21 21:48:13] keepermurph, Andrio, and Fenrik [1481/1684] have team battled Finley, Phil, and coding_monk [1545/1578] and lost! 0 days, 12:56:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/21 16:23:40] keepermurph was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:30 towards level 47.
[10/15/21 22:34:07] keepermurph was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:40 towards level 47.
[10/16/21 16:44:22] keepermurph met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:33 from level 47.
[10/16/21 22:08:15] elf, fattrat, and pwae [66/1660] have team battled keepermurph, HeavyPodda, and jacob1 [1195/1744] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/21 02:17:59] chiastre [479/617] has challenged keepermurph [241/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:52:08 is removed from chiastre's clock.
[10/17/21 10:03:55] keepermurph, starlink, and Syloq [231/1501] have team battled talisein, ukleinek, and Wolf [507/1501] and lost! 0 days, 15:56:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/21 13:53:28] blabber, TimWolla, and kenyon [1332/1790] have team battled wille, keepermurph, and BastelBot [1258/1268] and won! 0 days, 01:27:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 22:51:31] keepermurph has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:56 from level 47.
[11/09/21 16:13:52] keepermurph [301/398] has challenged TauPan [108/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:03 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/10/21 07:09:30] Sokar, GilbertErik, and keepermurph [22/1506] have team battled kiska, io, and Theleveler [1587/1684] and lost! 0 days, 02:26:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/21 21:48:49] keepermurph [384/403] has challenged Kritzefitz [347/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/10/21 22:00:45] keepermurph [390/403] has come upon Drin [616/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:51:00 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[11/11/21 09:22:19] keepermurph [367/403] has challenged Nechayev [492/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:52 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[11/12/21 09:53:55] keepermurph [283/403] has come upon gradator [500/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:15:44 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[11/12/21 10:27:35] rs [278/459] has challenged keepermurph [99/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:57:18 is removed from rs's clock.
[11/13/21 00:16:42] kinus [56/282] has challenged keepermurph [200/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to kinus's clock.
[11/13/21 07:02:01] Togra [572/640] has come upon keepermurph [154/403] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:25:46 is removed from Togra's clock.
[11/14/21 02:55:33] KeboDK [273/481] has challenged keepermurph [162/403] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:48:34 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[11/14/21 18:38:57] keepermurph [351/403] has challenged allo [179/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:20:27 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/14/21 21:39:35] Zaratustra [257/446] has challenged keepermurph [402/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/15/21 08:56:25] HeavyPodda, Bahhumbug, and keepermurph [570/1381] have team battled Svetland, yano, and el [1122/1912] and lost! 0 days, 13:31:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/21 02:47:02] keepermurph found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:06 towards level 48.
[11/16/21 16:31:00] keepermurph left their weapon out in the rain to rust! keepermurph's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/21 17:04:15] keepermurph was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:03:04 from level 48.
[11/18/21 13:47:48] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:30 towards level 48.
[11/18/21 15:58:24] keepermurph [300/399] has challenged judahnator [103/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/18/21 21:12:32] JigmeDatse [55/557] has come upon keepermurph [231/399] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:42:58 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[11/20/21 19:55:15] keepermurph grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:59 towards level 49.
[11/21/21 06:14:05] keepermurph [332/399] has challenged Zaratustra [63/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:14:56 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/21/21 13:40:58] keepermurph stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:08 towards level 49.
[11/22/21 14:16:55] CornFly, SCSi, and keepermurph [801/1397] have team battled buyoq, chiastre, and Chuck [1082/2173] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/21 02:24:07] keepermurph [81/399] has challenged kptr [46/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:24 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/23/21 10:06:58] Karen, Zeno, and tswsl [277/1329] have team battled Tenorman, hiding, and keepermurph [1428/1672] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/21 06:40:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 0 days, 10:28:42 toward level 49.
[11/24/21 18:01:44] keepermurph [304/399] has challenged Pinkman [290/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:17 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/24/21 20:39:09] mrmonday, Reilly, and Gorek [183/1930] have team battled Ancalagon, Disruptor, and keepermurph [490/1603] and lost! 0 days, 15:39:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/21 12:48:16] dwfreed [48/965] has come upon keepermurph [106/399] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:08:54 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/26/21 11:09:18] keepermurph grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:03 towards level 50.
[11/27/21 14:59:08] keepermurph invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:17 towards level 50.
[11/27/21 19:36:56] keepermurph [382/399] has come upon MetaNova [467/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:11 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[11/28/21 12:52:24] Gorek [322/731] has challenged keepermurph [191/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:22:33 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[11/28/21 18:52:03] Kritzefitz [196/605] has come upon keepermurph [271/399] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:21:23 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[11/29/21 04:29:32] keepermurph invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:50 towards level 50.
[11/29/21 19:00:38] keepermurph [65/399] has come upon Tenorman [128/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:44:14 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/01/21 09:30:36] keepermurph [142/399] has come upon crank [552/755] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:46 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/01/21 23:12:41] Zaratustra, gegenschein, and Drin [537/1853] have team battled keepermurph, Kangie, and Kachin [1650/1683] and lost! 0 days, 22:05:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 22:08:06] keepermurph [241/410] has challenged Acolarh [371/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/03/21 09:40:41] keepermurph, pfoley, and JamCow [322/1504] have team battled CompanionCube, sparogy, and Affliction [373/1617] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/21 11:17:05] MELOONi [113/722] has challenged keepermurph [3/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:31:03 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[12/03/21 11:17:05] MELOONi has dealt keepermurph a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:17:32 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/03/21 19:18:44] keepermurph [16/410] has challenged bsleep [525/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:59:35 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/04/21 05:20:36] keepermurph [28/410] has challenged aqsd [401/531] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:05:31 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/04/21 05:37:03] keepermurph [72/410] has come upon Nysdar [503/520] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:09:27 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/04/21 10:28:46] keepermurph [128/410] has come upon Sorin [108/723] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:47:03 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[12/04/21 22:44:35] kinus, keepermurph, and anarcat [788/1656] have team battled MetaNova, Ancalagon, and Lnk [1395/2091] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/21 07:44:52] keepermurph [7/410] has come upon talisein [265/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:44:55 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/07/21 13:36:39] kptr [302/540] has challenged keepermurph [226/410] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:08:26 is removed from kptr's clock.
[12/08/21 18:42:34] CodeGeek [519/915] has challenged keepermurph [131/410] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:08:41 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[12/08/21 22:47:46] keepermurph found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:10 towards level 51.
[12/08/21 23:40:58] keepermurph ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:14:58 from level 51.
[12/10/21 17:10:53] mordac [79/515] has come upon keepermurph [235/410] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:42:56 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/10/21 20:13:23] keepermurph was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:27 towards level 51.
[12/10/21 22:24:03] jacob1 [285/940] has come upon keepermurph [374/410] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:43:20 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/11/21 02:49:58] keepermurph ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:03 from level 51.
[12/12/21 21:26:46] adamus1red, bsleep, and blabber [1513/2030] have team battled MrMagoo, el, and keepermurph [942/1530] and won! 0 days, 22:35:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 06:33:50] RussellB, jaxson, and CodeGeek [1768/2265] have team battled keepermurph, Alarien, and fattrat [550/1691] and won! 2 days, 20:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 12:02:18] Fenrik, pwae, and Melon [800/1825] have team battled Bluedog, vegadark, and keepermurph [1981/2057] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/21 15:10:41] keepermurph [278/410] has come upon Bolded [190/390] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:27:29 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[12/13/21 15:54:56] keepermurph [267/410] has come upon DownAndUp [487/630] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:54:38 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/14/21 03:09:24] keepermurph [340/410] has come upon Nechayev [450/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:43:27 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/14/21 12:55:41] starlink, keepermurph, and V [324/1709] have team battled "\@_, BUSY, and nya [459/1635] and lost! 0 days, 21:36:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/21 14:11:45] keepermurph has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:59:01 from level 51.
[12/15/21 07:07:28] keepermurph stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:36 towards level 51.
[12/15/21 08:15:24] keepermurph [359/410] has challenged Sokar [353/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:50:34 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[12/16/21 04:10:06] keepermurph [13/410] has come upon freeboson [208/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:59:18 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/16/21 05:19:53] keepermurph [302/410] has challenged BUSY [147/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:45:42 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[12/16/21 19:52:19] keepermurph found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:22 towards level 51.
[12/16/21 22:29:54] keepermurph stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:29 towards level 51.
[12/17/21 01:08:39] keepermurph [269/410] has come upon Faradome [106/489] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:31 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[12/17/21 01:20:20] keepermurph, megubyte, and Aelane [350/1333] have team battled Yarosh, style, and Wam [287/1483] and won! 0 days, 02:28:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/21 02:24:12] keepermurph [256/410] has challenged VonToutCourt [541/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:01:19 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/17/21 17:27:17] keepermurph [254/410] has challenged Disruptor [590/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/17/21 19:52:29] keepermurph ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:33 from level 51.
[12/18/21 03:41:47] keepermurph invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:23 towards level 51.
[12/18/21 06:21:39] nyuszika7h, Feltharell, and keepermurph [1246/1321] have team battled Norkle, Mattusmindus, and sky [153/2031] and won! 0 days, 00:55:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/21 10:04:46] keepermurph [57/410] has challenged Arch [421/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/18/21 10:31:03] keepermurph [143/410] has come upon adamus1red [230/771] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:36:50 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/21/21 07:22:35] keepermurph gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:02 towards level 52.
[12/22/21 08:29:30] SCSi [169/481] has come upon keepermurph [280/410] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:17:24 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/22/21 09:20:31] mrmonday, drahthaar, and Tenorman [210/1755] have team battled keepermurph, Thorael, and KeboDK [660/1802] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/21 10:50:28] keepermurph [325/410] has challenged canton7 [553/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:21:04 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/23/21 03:12:48] Makhno, keepermurph, and tomhek [680/1651] have team battled Kronan, Feltharell, and sky [485/1827] and won! 0 days, 08:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/21 22:36:43] keepermurph was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:21:46 from level 52.
[12/24/21 05:59:08] keepermurph was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:20:29 from level 52.
[12/24/21 08:59:39] keepermurph [219/410] has challenged cremefresh [82/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:12:17 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[12/25/21 19:50:05] keepermurph was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:59:10 from level 52.
[12/27/21 03:58:10] keepermurph discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:21 towards level 52.
[12/28/21 01:50:55] keepermurph [33/410] has come upon buzel [155/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:01 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[01/18/22 21:52:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 1 day, 02:18:09 toward level 52.
[01/20/22 00:45:54] keepermurph was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:05 towards level 52.
[01/22/22 05:13:55] keepermurph fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! keepermurph's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/23/22 00:39:35] keepermurph discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:08 towards level 52.
[01/23/22 09:05:05] thornrag, Bkid, and jacob1 [227/2036] have team battled Carl, Majak, and keepermurph [628/2084] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/22 11:24:57] keepermurph [360/406] has come upon washclof [744/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:44 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[01/24/22 11:34:53] keepermurph [340/406] has challenged Asara [44/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:08 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[01/25/22 04:09:04] buzel, keepermurph, and Zaratustra [1406/2112] have team battled cadfael, buzzzzz, and wesley [1407/1456] and lost! 2 days, 12:22:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/22 10:07:14] keepermurph [140/411] has come upon "\@_ [627/662] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:30:21 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[01/26/22 03:39:54] Ecko, _sh, and Fabio [615/1407] have team battled keepermurph, style, and O[_] [180/1521] and won! 0 days, 00:05:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/22 20:57:26] keepermurph [203/411] has challenged Sario [96/426] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:09:44 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[02/11/22 23:35:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed keepermurph with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 14:12:41 from level 53.
[02/12/22 01:57:49] keepermurph [91/411] has challenged A_Dragon [749/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:14:15 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[02/12/22 20:04:12] keepermurph bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:01 towards level 53.
[02/13/22 04:01:17] MaxwellSheffield [158/197] has challenged keepermurph [132/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:38 is removed from MaxwellSheffield's clock.
[02/13/22 21:05:54] rawgreaze [462/527] has challenged keepermurph [122/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:23:22 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[02/13/22 23:06:17] V [259/795] has challenged keepermurph [176/411] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:17:53 is removed from V's clock.
[02/15/22 18:46:11] SirBummelz [38/448] has challenged keepermurph [11/411] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[02/15/22 20:14:58] Ankhers [108/633] has challenged keepermurph [73/411] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:55:42 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[02/15/22 20:14:58] Ankhers has dealt keepermurph a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:07:45 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[02/15/22 22:15:34] keepermurph [377/411] has come upon thatmint [96/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:55:41 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[02/16/22 08:54:27] Forud [614/824] has come upon keepermurph [169/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:01 is removed from Forud's clock.
[02/17/22 00:22:45] keepermurph got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:26 towards level 53.
[02/17/22 06:21:31] Ralle [331/345] has challenged keepermurph [29/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:33 is removed from Ralle's clock.
[02/17/22 21:31:47] Ecko [409/425] has challenged keepermurph [152/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:04 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[02/18/22 06:13:21] keepermurph bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:36 towards level 53.
[03/02/22 23:26:22] jaxson, eising, and Tangles [284/1798] have team battled xbill, signofzeta, and keepermurph [475/2066] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/22 10:26:48] keepermurph [165/411] has challenged Techman [932/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:11 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[03/04/22 02:40:44] Drin, Feltharell, and style [245/1949] have team battled keepermurph, Mattusmindus, and aqsd [1873/2062] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/22 00:41:42] keepermurph was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:49 from level 53.
[03/17/22 14:57:47] keepermurph was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:55 towards level 53.
[03/17/22 18:04:40] keepermurph [88/411] has come upon damyan [244/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:20 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[03/17/22 18:39:14] keepermurph was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:36 towards level 53.
[03/18/22 07:11:03] keepermurph [350/421] has challenged hugga [399/412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[03/18/22 21:13:17] keepermurph was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:03 towards level 54.
[03/19/22 09:00:30] Al-bot, keepermurph, and Theleveler [839/1333] have team battled opcode, megubyte, and solarsparq [770/1577] and won! 0 days, 03:28:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/22 10:47:55] style, tomhek, and keepermurph [1010/1734] have team battled pfoley, HellSpawn, and TauPan [1750/1889] and lost! 3 days, 00:50:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/22 21:53:36] opcode [207/348] has challenged keepermurph [118/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from opcode's clock.
[03/20/22 07:45:07] keepermurph, starlink, Ecko, and sc have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/22 21:21:57] Sombra [196/825] has challenged keepermurph [189/421] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:17:07 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/22/22 02:27:49] keepermurph [339/421] has challenged ion [107/723] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:46:28 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[03/22/22 02:27:49] In the fierce battle, ion dropped their level 181 weapon! keepermurph picks it up, tossing their old level 35 weapon to ion.
[03/22/22 03:28:06] keepermurph [364/567] has challenged herald [324/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:36:26 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[03/22/22 07:25:52] Al-bot [251/341] has challenged keepermurph [563/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Al-bot's clock.
[04/05/22 14:23:04] keepermurph tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:26 towards level 54.
[04/06/22 07:00:44] CrashOverride [521/734] has challenged keepermurph [372/567] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:09:55 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[04/06/22 14:16:54] keepermurph [179/567] has come upon nya [362/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:16:20 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[04/07/22 04:15:03] csc2ya [711/720] has come upon keepermurph [45/567] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:56:13 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[04/08/22 18:17:16] pasquale [177/312] has come upon keepermurph [390/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:28:10 is added to pasquale's clock.
[04/08/22 20:21:39] keepermurph was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:52 towards level 54.
[04/09/22 15:15:59] keepermurph [125/567] has challenged kline [534/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:42 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[04/09/22 22:39:45] keepermurph lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:02:35 from level 54.
[04/10/22 22:21:38] TimWolla [9/826] has challenged keepermurph [317/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:31:15 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[04/11/22 08:58:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 0 days, 05:19:23 toward level 54.
[04/12/22 02:29:41] keepermurph [425/567] has come upon Pricey [123/581] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:13 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[05/31/22 15:21:59] Sombra, BastelBot, and yNos [827/1945] have team battled keepermurph, TauPan, and Vigrid [1395/1774] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/22 15:54:59] GyrosGeier, simple, and anarcat [2256/2749] have team battled h00k, keepermurph, and sc [1292/1915] and won! 2 days, 23:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/22 23:23:06] Yarosh, keepermurph, and Centrixx [122/1941] have team battled slim, Ralle, and cfjk [1382/1569] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/22 02:08:49] keepermurph [457/572] has challenged TauPan [367/810] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:26:29 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[06/03/22 11:00:06] keepermurph [480/572] has challenged caeli [627/917] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[06/03/22 16:05:42] keepermurph met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:13:22 from level 55.
[06/05/22 21:12:43] LeD [34/471] has come upon keepermurph [208/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:56:14 is added to LeD's clock.
[06/06/22 03:31:22] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:20:51 towards level 55.
[06/08/22 05:42:08] MELOONi [135/901] has come upon keepermurph [324/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:19:03 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[06/08/22 20:06:29] keepermurph, Vigrid, and misha [660/1480] have team battled pyre, hugga, and StalkR [971/1981] and lost! 0 days, 12:11:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/22 00:41:25] d4n13L, Togra, and Gorek [75/2166] have team battled keepermurph, damyan, and mordac [437/1669] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/22 13:08:26] keepermurph [67/572] has come upon bobvador [766/965] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:49:37 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[09/28/22 03:45:02] keepermurph tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:26 towards level 55.
[09/28/22 06:46:25] keepermurph stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:22:52 towards level 55.
[09/28/22 14:46:57] xbill [612/902] has challenged keepermurph [532/572] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:14:51 is removed from xbill's clock.
[10/17/22 07:35:03] Wam [257/1024] has come upon keepermurph [276/572] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:09:17 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/18/22 11:32:45] washclof, keepermurph, and TimWolla [100/2481] have team battled pallas, Algernon, and Crazycatlady [1588/1810] and lost! 0 days, 11:46:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/22 21:15:10] keepermurph fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:15 from level 55.
[10/19/22 02:25:06] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:39 towards level 55.
[10/19/22 12:03:03] keepermurph [204/572] has challenged Togra [50/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:18:39 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[10/19/22 16:03:54] rawgreaze [420/834] has challenged keepermurph [155/572] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:19:45 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[10/19/22 16:03:54] In the fierce battle, keepermurph dropped their level 181 weapon! rawgreaze picks it up, tossing their old level 179 weapon to keepermurph.
[10/21/22 09:20:54] SirNeo [405/529] has challenged keepermurph [161/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from SirNeo's clock.
[10/22/22 17:20:38] keepermurph spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! keepermurph's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/22 04:20:13] keepermurph saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:23 from level 55.
[10/23/22 04:48:00] keepermurph was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:20 towards level 55.
[10/23/22 21:26:53] keepermurph [490/562] has challenged Finley [407/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:30 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[10/25/22 03:18:22] keepermurph, Pinkman, and ukleinek [317/2016] have team battled freeboson, CornFly, and Acolarh [2146/2393] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/22 03:46:55] keepermurph [38/562] has challenged pyre [512/823] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[10/25/22 10:45:07] Koffa, keepermurph, and jaxson [1450/1754] have team battled Drin, yano, and TauPan [1279/2191] and won! 0 days, 20:50:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/22 01:18:02] RussellB [33/919] has challenged keepermurph [414/562] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:41:03 is added to RussellB's clock.
[10/26/22 02:18:14] keepermurph [284/562] has challenged nawcom [193/676] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:09:20 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[10/28/22 04:21:25] keepermurph [325/562] has come upon muirrum [388/449] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:39:17 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[10/29/22 12:34:26] keepermurph [553/562] has challenged Misza [502/1015] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:42:34 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[10/29/22 18:01:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed keepermurph with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 16:09:53 from level 56.
[10/30/22 01:48:21] Aylat, Berserker, and noex [320/994] have team battled keepermurph, muirrum, and fstrelok [413/1620] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/22 10:04:37] jjasghar [938/956] has challenged keepermurph [2/562] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:39 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[10/30/22 11:51:59] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:55:14 towards level 56.
[10/30/22 16:54:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 7 days, 01:15:12 toward level 56.
[10/30/22 18:40:31] gegenschein [588/1106] has challenged keepermurph [52/562] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:02:38 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[11/02/22 09:52:54] HellSpawn [203/941] has challenged keepermurph [389/562] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:34:54 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/03/22 13:49:26] enteral [655/662] has challenged keepermurph [455/562] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from enteral's clock.
[11/13/22 04:45:32] TauPan, Berserker, and apb [826/2099] have team battled CrashOverride, keepermurph, and laama [1955/2157] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/22 16:53:54] keepermurph [75/562] has challenged Malvolio [81/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:16 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[11/23/22 03:43:15] keepermurph [200/562] has challenged simple [115/1030] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:26:55 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/23/22 05:42:42] TimWolla [714/895] has come upon keepermurph [316/562] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:00:40 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[11/24/22 14:56:37] keepermurph [15/562] has come upon Aylat [134/337] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:07:50 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[11/24/22 15:31:12] keepermurph sharpened the edge of their weapon! keepermurph's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/22 23:30:44] keepermurph [320/579] has challenged crank [277/820] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:06:53 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/26/22 01:59:01] keepermurph [335/579] has challenged style [260/503] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:36:46 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/28/22 06:45:25] Tuxx [114/371] has come upon keepermurph [327/579] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:13 is added to Tuxx's clock.
[11/29/22 06:22:08] keepermurph bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:05 towards level 57.
[11/29/22 21:54:11] keepermurph was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:31:46 from level 57.
[11/30/22 17:24:28] Puff [356/802] has challenged keepermurph [435/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:22:04 is added to Puff's clock.
[12/08/22 18:09:48] keepermurph set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:03:49 from level 57.
[12/08/22 19:28:40] keepermurph was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:43:23 from level 57.
[12/15/22 08:29:51] keepermurph saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:18:41 from level 57.
[12/16/22 09:03:10] keepermurph was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:54:09 from level 57.
[12/16/22 12:58:24] keepermurph, ahmubashshir, and dyvonna [1895/2126] have team battled Abe, Lnk, and Minus [78/2268] and won! 3 days, 09:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/22 00:21:32] el [170/695] has come upon keepermurph [376/585] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:45:33 is added to el's clock.
[12/17/22 12:32:30] keepermurph [495/585] has come upon jjasghar [431/959] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:35:03 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[12/19/22 02:32:35] keepermurph, nya, and Omega [678/2854] have team battled adamus1red, LeD, and CornFly [456/2127] and won! 0 days, 10:18:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/22 11:24:52] keepermurph met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:27:30 from level 57.
[12/19/22 12:40:20] keepermurph learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:31:44 towards level 57.
[12/21/22 15:32:00] keepermurph, Ganonk, and CodeGeek [1441/2124] have team battled Misza, Alarien, and CrashOverride [1402/2421] and won! 0 days, 20:17:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/22 22:26:24] keepermurph was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:35 towards level 57.
[12/23/22 09:35:52] signofzeta [104/1014] has challenged keepermurph [372/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:44 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[12/24/22 20:03:36] keepermurph burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! keepermurph's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/27/22 18:39:49] keepermurph [86/579] has come upon nawcom [218/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:24 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/28/22 08:02:31] nya [192/1229] has challenged keepermurph [578/579] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:20:38 is added to nya's clock.
[12/29/22 23:13:31] keepermurph [409/579] has challenged SirNeo [34/557] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[12/30/22 15:28:49] ToHellWithGA, idlegood, and keepermurph [385/2392] have team battled nawcom, Silvanus_Betrium, and Russell [1389/2618] and lost! 2 days, 21:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/23 16:02:21] keepermurph grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:54:29 towards level 58.
[01/04/23 10:14:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed keepermurph with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 08:53:53 from level 58.
[01/04/23 17:00:09] keepermurph was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:35:46 from level 58.
[01/04/23 20:10:00] StalkR, Yarosh, and h00k [16/1904] have team battled Notir, Faradome, and keepermurph [183/2243] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/23 21:16:45] keepermurph has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:22:38 from level 58.
[01/10/23 19:14:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 16 days, 12:00:54 toward level 58.
[01/12/23 01:46:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 5 days, 18:26:17 toward level 58.
[01/12/23 05:49:47] Platonides, keepermurph, and Aylat [568/1728] have team battled Sario, yano, and pants [1117/2937] and lost! 1 day, 04:07:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/23 00:58:56] VonToutCourt [1102/1419] has come upon keepermurph [23/579] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:33:26 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[01/13/23 06:30:33] Faradome [243/562] has challenged keepermurph [518/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:36:40 is added to Faradome's clock.
[01/13/23 10:43:18] CrashOverride [294/740] has come upon keepermurph [93/579] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:25:42 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[01/14/23 08:36:43] t3chn0 [296/906] has challenged keepermurph [436/579] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:40:52 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[01/18/23 23:18:29] n0ssh [447/601] has challenged keepermurph [33/579] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from n0ssh's clock.
[01/18/23 23:31:43] keepermurph discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:14 towards level 58.
[01/21/23 12:09:48] keepermurph [289/579] has come upon crysis [645/771] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:10:11 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[01/21/23 20:31:56] keepermurph learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:40 towards level 58.
[01/21/23 21:31:04] keepermurph [88/579] has challenged RussellB [487/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:56:18 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[01/21/23 23:07:18] keepermurph invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:05 towards level 58.
[01/21/23 23:38:24] Destruia [714/754] has come upon keepermurph [477/579] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:15:08 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[01/21/23 23:53:51] keepermurph got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:26:29 from level 58.
[01/24/23 08:33:33] pwae [446/743] has come upon keepermurph [347/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:08 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/25/23 07:14:57] mordac [347/664] has come upon keepermurph [536/562] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:03:38 is added to mordac's clock.
[01/26/23 19:12:32] keepermurph ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:24:26 from level 58.
[01/28/23 06:34:10] wille, keepermurph, and wollu [1538/1561] have team battled misha, Stevland, and DrinkyBird [2672/2913] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/23 07:13:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 2 days, 10:03:33 toward level 58.
[01/28/23 13:54:39] vectr0n, V, and thornrag [788/2201] have team battled keepermurph, Khorne, and Stevland [758/2677] and won! 3 days, 05:39:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/23 20:51:44] keepermurph [243/562] has come upon sky [0/896] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:42:43 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[01/29/23 05:26:25] keepermurph [1/562] has challenged unicron [322/658] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[01/30/23 19:45:31] ufo-piloot [282/569] has come upon keepermurph [502/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:14:07 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[01/31/23 06:21:16] gildarts, fstrelok, and rawgreaze [1400/2526] have team battled shikhin, keepermurph, and nya [274/2760] and won! 3 days, 20:50:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/23 11:16:33] keepermurph [175/562] has challenged Sario [504/700] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:43:13 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[02/02/23 18:36:48] Cirdan [306/1029] has come upon keepermurph [399/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:34:48 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[02/03/23 02:48:35] tswsl, h00k, and CompanionCube [210/1877] have team battled enteral, keepermurph, and Togra [1119/1968] and lost! 1 day, 06:53:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/23 03:30:51] RanTanRan, SuzakuMedli, and ion [1385/2147] have team battled keepermurph, bsleep, and _sh [428/2678] and won! 0 days, 02:43:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/23 11:26:23] rawgreaze [597/1008] has challenged keepermurph [109/562] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:15:51 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[02/03/23 17:27:39] keepermurph [349/562] has challenged Paganel [423/775] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:09:14 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[02/03/23 23:28:55] Cockatrice [451/882] has challenged keepermurph [95/562] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:22:05 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[02/04/23 22:33:35] keepermurph [6/562] has challenged ZOTTA [59/818] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:33:12 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[02/05/23 05:15:15] AlinConstantin [183/639] has challenged keepermurph [325/562] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to AlinConstantin's clock.
[02/05/23 06:27:56] caeli [506/982] has come upon keepermurph [312/562] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:05:01 is removed from caeli's clock.
[02/06/23 14:01:14] keepermurph found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:27:17 towards level 59.
[02/07/23 23:59:01] keepermurph [6/562] has come upon Affliction [458/916] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:19:36 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[02/08/23 01:03:10] Erwinstein [103/186] has challenged keepermurph [395/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Erwinstein's clock.
[02/09/23 19:01:46] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:18:46 towards level 59.
[02/10/23 01:07:19] keepermurph was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:00:51 from level 59.
[02/11/23 02:33:14] Paganel [662/775] has come upon keepermurph [426/562] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:27:17 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[02/11/23 12:44:53] keepermurph ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:31:21 from level 59.
[02/12/23 04:25:34] keepermurph [58/562] has come upon dyvonna [534/734] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:51:14 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[02/12/23 12:18:45] keepermurph was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:43:16 towards level 59.
[02/25/23 03:33:25] Covid-19 [110/949] has come upon keepermurph [128/562] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:42:36 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[02/26/23 06:16:01] scumola [151/871] has challenged keepermurph [14/562] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:31:23 is removed from scumola's clock.
[02/26/23 13:17:21] KindOne [75/512] has challenged keepermurph [218/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:47 is added to KindOne's clock.
[02/27/23 02:10:21] keepermurph was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:51:35 towards level 59.
[02/27/23 07:25:23] shikhin, keepermurph, and Thorael [1008/2217] have team battled "\@_, Hatesec, and TheSilentLink [712/2413] and won! 1 day, 03:39:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/23 13:10:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 6 days, 05:57:07 toward level 59.
[02/27/23 14:23:40] cfebsv2 [118/256] has challenged keepermurph [102/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from cfebsv2's clock.
[03/10/23 19:15:24] keepermurph [423/562] has challenged Andrio [621/643] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:57:23 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[03/14/23 22:31:24] ZOTTA [623/822] has come upon keepermurph [451/562] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:20:23 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[03/21/24 11:55:02] Theleveler [253/669] has come upon keepermurph [46/562] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:21:39 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[03/21/24 20:04:29] TheSilentLink, keepermurph, and Mat [1577/2540] have team battled KyloRen, hdm, and Kachin [622/2572] and won! 4 days, 12:39:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/24 04:24:16] Zaratustra, SSLbits, and keepermurph [947/2055] have team battled Thorael, Forud, and hax404 [845/2364] and won! 0 days, 06:37:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/24 16:13:18] keepermurph found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:42:38 towards level 59.
[03/22/24 22:41:19] hdm [254/1114] has come upon keepermurph [152/562] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:29:14 is removed from hdm's clock.
[03/23/24 13:20:46] Brocker [519/762] has come upon keepermurph [18/562] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:56:26 is removed from Brocker's clock.
[03/24/24 08:17:12] el [242/907] has come upon keepermurph [353/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:47:11 is added to el's clock.
[03/24/24 19:48:44] io [917/1156] has come upon keepermurph [296/562] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:00:18 is removed from io's clock.
[03/25/24 01:53:10] hiod [316/322] has come upon keepermurph [155/562] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:38:12 is removed from hiod's clock.
[03/25/24 07:39:43] keepermurph [154/562] has challenged Neil [215/838] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:42:35 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[03/26/24 03:44:36] keepermurph [143/562] has challenged Dex [306/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:05:09 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[03/27/24 14:56:39] keepermurph [60/562] has come upon solarsparq [331/822] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:14:24 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[03/27/24 17:09:42] Acolarh, drahthaar, and keepermurph [969/2252] have team battled Fenrik, gildarts, and Reilly [570/2729] and won! 2 days, 18:05:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/24 01:17:20] keepermurph hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:05 towards level 59.
[03/29/24 05:43:04] Affliction [216/578] has come upon keepermurph [324/562] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:12:15 is added to Affliction's clock.
[03/29/24 16:29:39] JohnMH [247/259] has challenged keepermurph [95/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:36 is removed from JohnMH's clock.
[03/29/24 18:42:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried keepermurph 2 days, 20:53:55 toward level 59.
[03/29/24 22:32:58] mzumquadrat [316/576] has challenged keepermurph [549/562] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to mzumquadrat's clock.
[03/30/24 03:22:52] gradator [251/789] has come upon keepermurph [395/562] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:44:22 is added to gradator's clock.
[03/30/24 08:25:15] keepermurph bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:35 towards level 59.
[03/31/24 12:59:17] keepermurph [346/562] has come upon Kody [136/533] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:04:33 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[03/31/24 17:01:05] noex [37/505] has come upon keepermurph [135/562] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:38:27 is added to noex's clock.
[04/03/24 02:53:02] keepermurph [285/576] has challenged vegadark [544/939] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:20 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[04/06/24 20:43:06] keepermurph discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:06:39 towards level 60.
[04/08/24 18:17:12] Amongusus [60/433] has challenged keepermurph [35/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from Amongusus's clock.
[04/09/24 22:24:54] keepermurph [456/576] has come upon DontEvenPeek [858/958] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:49:00 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[04/11/24 07:40:05] keepermurph fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:59:54 from level 60.
[04/12/24 16:39:22] keepermurph grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:44:29 towards level 60.
[04/14/24 10:11:33] keepermurph, zbe, hiod, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/24 16:59:16] heisenbug, keepermurph, and Minus [370/2170] have team battled Pricey, Puff, and Neil [1111/2041] and lost! 2 days, 00:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/24 08:43:05] keepermurph got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:42:55 towards level 60.
[04/16/24 01:08:24] RussellB, keepermurph, and idleneutral [1106/2232] have team battled yNos, Sario, and Neil [1497/3089] and lost! 0 days, 13:18:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/24 21:59:39] keepermurph was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:21:09 from level 60.
[04/17/24 08:58:21] ZOTTA, wowbagger, and keepermurph [2170/2601] have team battled solarsparq, bsleep, and "\@_ [2007/2350] and won! 5 days, 15:42:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/24 13:59:39] keepermurph was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:00:50 towards level 60.
[04/19/24 18:20:24] BastelBot [263/847] has come upon keepermurph [53/583] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:52:17 is removed from BastelBot's clock.