Player Info

User: kenyon
Class: Human Compiler
Admin?: No
Level: 86
Next level: 16 days, 05:23:11
Status: Online
Host: kenyon!sid496813@id-496813.uxbridge.irccloud.com
Account Created: Sat Jun 5 01:29:42 2021
Last login: Wed Nov 22 10:36:32 2023
Total time idled: 1005 days, 14:39:02
Current position: [249,428]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 51
boots: 289 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 55
gloves: 46
helm: 34
leggings: 78
ring: 71
shield: 82
tunic: 112 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 326 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1144

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 6 days, 03:10:31
quit: 48 days, 08:14:28

total: 54 days, 11:24:59

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 07:20:26] kenyon [9/11] has challenged Andrio [70/77] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/05/21 09:32:19] texke [1/4] has challenged kenyon [1/49] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from texke's clock.
[06/05/21 10:04:21] kenyon [2/53] has challenged _sh [29/93] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/05/21 17:45:34] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:38 towards level 17.
[06/05/21 18:27:27] kenyon [29/120] has challenged freeboson [118/134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/05/21 20:40:52] kenyon [116/135] has challenged t3chn0 [53/138] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/05/21 22:55:24] kenyon [44/135] has challenged Lord255 [115/158] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/06/21 07:05:37] kenyon stole Tor's level 23 shield while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 15 shield behind, which Tor then takes.
[06/06/21 08:10:05] starlink [52/107] has challenged kenyon [81/153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to starlink's clock.
[06/06/21 15:36:28] rawgreaze [13/188] has challenged kenyon [40/162] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[06/06/21 23:48:10] el [168/190] has challenged kenyon [156/165] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from el's clock.
[06/07/21 00:13:13] kenyon [140/165] has challenged Bishop [2/47] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/07/21 01:13:27] kptr [65/203] has challenged kenyon [158/165] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to kptr's clock.
[06/07/21 04:03:31] Oblomov [190/227] has challenged kenyon [45/165] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Oblomov's clock.
[06/07/21 04:16:15] kenyon lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:51 from level 26.
[06/07/21 06:40:12] kenyon [189/191] has challenged elf [10/205] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/07/21 11:11:11] Affliction, buzzzzz, and caeli [462/738] have team battled Makhno, mrmonday, and kenyon [439/638] and won! 0 days, 00:37:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/21 14:01:11] kenyon [49/249] has challenged tsr [165/183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/07/21 16:39:42] adamus1red [265/270] has challenged kenyon [152/249] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[06/07/21 17:45:28] kenyon and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/21 21:27:11] Yarosh [181/227] has challenged kenyon [26/249] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[06/07/21 23:31:28] kenyon [197/268] has challenged Pricey [28/206] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/08/21 00:36:52] crank [114/162] has challenged kenyon [99/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from crank's clock.
[06/08/21 09:24:49] kenyon [63/304] has challenged Misza [28/235] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/08/21 14:38:11] kenyon, DrinkyBird, and ShinobiChileno [291/673] have team battled Sergio, sc, and dwfreed [56/717] and won! 0 days, 00:11:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/21 18:23:19] starlink [229/274] has challenged kenyon [297/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to starlink's clock.
[06/08/21 20:41:45] kenyon [6/304] has challenged Fenrik [191/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/09/21 07:20:55] kenyon and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/21 11:35:10] kenyon [79/322] has challenged vectr0n [66/192] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/10/21 03:01:21] kenyon [262/322] has challenged Wolf [55/221] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/10/21 08:12:28] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:25 towards level 33.
[06/10/21 12:16:20] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:35 from level 33.
[06/10/21 20:48:51] kenyon [158/337] has challenged buzzzzz [131/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/11/21 04:45:56] Bkid [48/203] has challenged kenyon [10/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[06/11/21 06:23:50] kenyon [163/337] has come upon buyoq [131/233] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:03 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/11/21 16:35:39] kenyon [170/337] has challenged Arch [101/229] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/11/21 16:35:39] kenyon has dealt Arch a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:50:44 is added to Arch's clock.
[06/12/21 05:39:01] kenyon, ubergeek, and a [315/668] have team battled _sh, laama, and ChowderKeg [213/939] and won! 0 days, 00:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/21 14:56:26] Ancalagon [127/326] has come upon kenyon [36/276] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:15 is removed from Ancalagon's clock.
[06/12/21 16:35:46] kenyon [343/365] has challenged io [72/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/13/21 17:30:45] MsYou [241/259] has come upon kenyon [38/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:47:02 is removed from MsYou's clock.
[06/13/21 20:16:01] kenyon [302/406] has challenged Wolf [167/236] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/14/21 02:02:04] kenyon [71/406] has come upon "\@_ [135/384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:46 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/14/21 13:03:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 0 days, 08:46:27 toward level 37.
[06/14/21 19:25:19] rabbitear [27/359] has challenged kenyon [73/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to rabbitear's clock.
[06/14/21 21:28:58] kenyon [19/425] has challenged ChowderKeg [196/302] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/14/21 21:45:05] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:00 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 04:27:42] kenyon, MetaNova, and talisein [34/976] have team battled misha, BastelBot, and Gatewayy [398/1196] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:40 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/21 20:06:26] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:16 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 13:55:32] kenyon [64/425] has challenged nyuszika7h [24/303] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/16/21 18:32:20] bobvador, MELOONi, and meti [9/853] have team battled simple, kenyon, and cfebs [865/1036] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/21 09:02:50] blabber [363/366] has challenged kenyon [81/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from blabber's clock.
[06/17/21 19:01:46] kenyon, t3chn0, and buZz [207/1001] have team battled rfc2549, drahthaar, and MsYou [193/974] and won! 0 days, 02:36:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/21 06:11:12] kenyon [225/428] has challenged zbe [250/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/18/21 10:28:32] kenyon, tsr, and sid3windr [1113/1139] have team battled Hirion, Centrixx, and The_Decryptor [932/1211] and won! 0 days, 02:42:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 11:25:18] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:22 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 12:30:44] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:04 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 09:59:40] kenyon [250/428] has challenged Wolf [269/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/20/21 12:38:54] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:26 towards level 41.
[06/20/21 19:33:57] Tor, xbill, kenyon, and BastelBot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/21 21:05:17] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:02 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 06:34:51] kenyon [38/428] has challenged heisenbug [388/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/22/21 15:03:17] Togra [9/187] has challenged kenyon [46/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Togra's clock.
[06/23/21 20:58:12] kenyon, Finley, and Angelina [932/1155] have team battled gerry666, shikhin, and DrWhax [683/1010] and won! 0 days, 01:22:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/21 05:11:17] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:31 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 11:23:17] pwae [256/376] has challenged kenyon [277/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/25/21 07:17:25] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/21 07:17:43] kenyon stole misha's level 26 charm while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 13 charm behind, which misha then takes.
[06/25/21 08:17:59] kenyon [97/400] has challenged Destruia [198/320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/27/21 22:26:38] kenyon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:10 from level 43.
[06/28/21 18:10:39] szczot3k [349/361] has come upon kenyon [119/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:00:47 is removed from szczot3k's clock.
[06/29/21 05:45:58] kenyon [198/413] has challenged podge [128/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:54 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/29/21 07:30:53] kenyon broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:01 from level 44.
[06/29/21 16:48:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:54:28 from level 44.
[06/30/21 03:49:19] kenyon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:39:33 from level 44.
[06/30/21 05:54:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 3 days, 06:55:51 toward level 44.
[06/30/21 12:01:44] CrashOverride [204/448] has come upon kenyon [176/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:00:57 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[06/30/21 20:57:20] kenyon spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! kenyon's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/21 00:23:20] Alarien [162/342] has challenged kenyon [403/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Alarien's clock.
[07/01/21 03:27:16] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:50 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 17:47:53] kenyon [392/425] has challenged Gatewayy [162/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/01/21 17:51:57] Asara [107/345] has come upon kenyon [264/425] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:00 is added to Asara's clock.
[07/01/21 21:01:21] BootsNPC [269/313] has challenged kenyon [18/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from BootsNPC's clock.
[07/02/21 08:02:12] buZz, heisenbug, kenyon, and megubyte have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/21 18:25:33] el [155/334] has come upon kenyon [231/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:26 is added to el's clock.
[07/04/21 06:59:39] Centrixx [343/399] has challenged kenyon [289/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[07/05/21 02:30:07] kenyon [79/520] has challenged CrashOverride [359/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/05/21 05:27:07] kenyon lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:46 from level 46.
[07/05/21 16:00:28] kenyon fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! kenyon's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/21 22:09:07] gerry666 [327/347] has challenged kenyon [321/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from gerry666's clock.
[07/07/21 06:40:22] "\@_ [163/434] has challenged kenyon [309/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[07/09/21 01:10:59] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:47 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 13:22:45] edk and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/21 03:07:02] d4n13L, jaxson, and Techman [303/1221] have team battled kenyon, foo, and meskio [1084/1132] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/21 05:03:00] kenyon [389/415] has challenged drahthaar [200/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/11/21 20:30:46] crysis [8/70] has challenged kenyon [6/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:37 is removed from crysis's clock.
[07/12/21 06:14:45] dwfreed [264/404] has come upon kenyon [405/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:13:03 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/12/21 08:18:13] io, heisenbug, and Carl [1149/1388] have team battled pyre, kenyon, and Ancalagon [103/1381] and won! 0 days, 00:02:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/21 13:36:33] io, zankore, and tmberg [1174/1355] have team battled iiriix, kenyon, and Techman [612/1227] and won! 0 days, 05:14:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/21 22:09:29] ToHellWithGA [296/489] has come upon kenyon [160/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:36:07 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/15/21 23:18:57] buZz [49/360] has come upon kenyon [191/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:54 is added to buZz's clock.
[07/16/21 02:03:08] kenyon, el, and Kachin [330/1318] have team battled t3chn0, Covid-19, and jacob1 [553/1435] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/21 01:54:52] kenyon [320/415] has challenged Sombra [123/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/17/21 14:56:16] Syloq [272/395] has come upon kenyon [88/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:11:07 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[07/17/21 17:24:26] kenyon left their weapon out in the rain to rust! kenyon's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/21 12:06:22] kenyon [127/411] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [191/295] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:43:13 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/20/21 19:08:46] bg [368/399] has challenged kenyon [227/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from bg's clock.
[07/21/21 12:23:35] KindOne, Acolarh, and chiastre [546/1455] have team battled Angelina, jacob1, and kenyon [81/1405] and won! 0 days, 09:34:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/21 01:22:03] Ada [164/255] has challenged kenyon [326/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Ada's clock.
[07/23/21 02:50:53] Asara, laama, and cfebs [1181/1198] have team battled Affliction, kenyon, and zankore [1215/1381] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/21 15:31:26] GilbertErik [164/177] has challenged kenyon [240/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/23/21 21:37:31] kenyon [85/411] has challenged sial [30/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:40 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/24/21 01:01:32] kenyon [282/431] has challenged Angelina [387/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/24/21 01:18:14] pastly [3/213] has challenged kenyon [191/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to pastly's clock.
[07/24/21 02:10:41] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:36 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 09:28:30] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:56 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 01:37:40] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:39 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 02:17:06] aqsd [374/435] has challenged kenyon [319/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:42:00 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[07/26/21 09:18:04] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:26:07 is added to their clock.
[07/26/21 11:38:20] kenyon [418/431] has come upon jaxson [294/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:02 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/26/21 14:11:14] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:02 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 05:29:46] Quack, meti, and nCrazed [479/1049] have team battled kenyon, MetaNova, and krin [1084/1128] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/21 10:55:14] pztrn [372/387] has challenged kenyon [76/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[07/27/21 13:10:22] jacob1, kenyon, bagels, and krin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/21 22:40:39] KindOne [162/400] has come upon kenyon [148/434] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:10:24 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[07/27/21 23:10:21] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:26 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 04:43:22] kenyon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:12 from level 49.
[07/28/21 14:30:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 0 days, 16:52:13 toward level 49.
[07/28/21 23:31:34] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:08:54 is added to their clock.
[07/29/21 03:23:17] kenyon [185/456] has challenged Affliction [513/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/29/21 19:43:45] kenyon [12/456] has come upon tmberg [116/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:50:07 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/29/21 23:48:52] Koffa [512/513] has come upon kenyon [16/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:48 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/30/21 17:07:43] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:31 towards level 50.
[08/01/21 02:14:30] kenyon [148/456] has come upon JamCow [48/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:14:05 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/01/21 18:18:55] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:41 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 13:03:55] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:30 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 02:09:45] Uplime [27/277] has challenged kenyon [342/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Uplime's clock.
[08/03/21 16:01:48] kenyon, popey, and hare [595/1423] have team battled jacob1, Tenorman, and vectr0n [764/1257] and lost! 0 days, 09:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/21 09:15:30] kenyon [248/456] has challenged Reilly [183/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:41 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/06/21 01:19:36] kenyon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:54 from level 50.
[08/06/21 13:17:52] kenyon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:33 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 04:05:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:12:50 from level 50.
[08/07/21 06:40:37] kenyon [483/486] has challenged Zaratustra [3/443] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/08/21 19:38:43] kenyon [311/486] has come upon DrWhax [705/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:33:53 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/08/21 23:28:24] starlink, TimWolla, and xbill [1411/1676] have team battled kenyon, munkis, and mordac [613/1343] and won! 0 days, 03:28:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/21 01:28:19] yano [150/326] has challenged kenyon [172/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to yano's clock.
[08/10/21 10:58:32] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:49 towards level 51.
[08/10/21 19:04:39] kenyon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:36 from level 51.
[08/12/21 12:00:49] Karen, Acolarh, and kenyon [376/1368] have team battled yano, washclof, and canton7 [627/1264] and lost! 0 days, 16:40:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/21 07:24:33] A_Dragon, ToHellWithGA, and kenyon [1397/1620] have team battled Pricey, pastly, and jacob1 [943/1353] and won! 0 days, 13:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/21 07:38:53] Nechayev [403/467] has come upon kenyon [375/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:06:08 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[08/14/21 10:05:27] kenyon broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:32 from level 51.
[08/14/21 17:40:51] kenyon, Ancalagon, and CornFly [1275/1497] have team battled yano, pztrn, and tmberg [675/1097] and won! 0 days, 14:38:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/21 00:53:07] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:52:42 is added to their clock.
[08/15/21 13:29:05] allo, kenyon, and Gorek [414/1544] have team battled el, sbp, and t3chn0 [807/1464] and lost! 0 days, 10:22:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/21 03:16:30] kenyon invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:02 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 23:18:00] Puff [434/464] has challenged kenyon [435/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:26:13 is added to Puff's clock.
[08/17/21 00:25:24] TimWolla [479/583] has challenged kenyon [458/486] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[08/17/21 01:32:12] pants [468/552] has come upon kenyon [175/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:46:43 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/17/21 21:58:47] kenyon [184/613] has challenged idlebot [311/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/19/21 01:28:59] kenyon [543/613] has challenged scornn [203/407] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:20:09 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/19/21 04:22:28] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:46 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 17:32:33] allo [460/559] has challenged kenyon [589/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:29 is added to allo's clock.
[08/19/21 17:43:08] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:22 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 21:01:04] LoSKi [294/385] has challenged kenyon [211/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from LoSKi's clock.
[08/19/21 22:03:11] dwfreed [553/580] has come upon kenyon [86/613] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:26 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/20/21 02:19:14] kenyon [289/613] has come upon chiastre [587/615] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:24:02 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/21/21 09:36:16] kenyon learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:43 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 16:34:18] kenyon bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:42:32 from level 52.
[08/23/21 01:43:49] kenyon misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:42:34 from level 52.
[08/23/21 07:06:53] Covid-19, kenyon, and ToHellWithGA [1419/1605] have team battled Asara, Algernon, and Bkid [532/1353] and won! 0 days, 06:45:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/21 18:17:19] crysis [128/447] has come upon kenyon [180/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:27:12 is added to crysis's clock.
[08/23/21 23:03:45] kenyon was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:21:59 from level 52.
[08/24/21 03:46:25] kenyon, Majak, and freeboson [1225/1521] have team battled hax404, bookworm, and Sirius [1075/1137] and won! 1 day, 07:13:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/21 11:05:59] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:41 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 15:40:34] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:08:32 is added to their clock.
[08/25/21 02:30:38] omero [19/379] has come upon kenyon [523/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:53 is added to omero's clock.
[08/25/21 03:03:06] Beefcan [96/527] has challenged kenyon [387/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/27/21 15:51:33] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:46:33 is added to their clock.
[08/28/21 15:55:54] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:12 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 03:34:00] kenyon [306/621] has challenged jaxson [412/413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/30/21 03:28:39] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:46:12 is added to their clock.
[08/30/21 07:40:48] twobit [64/121] has come upon kenyon [574/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:19 is added to twobit's clock.
[09/01/21 02:35:36] Beefcan [85/520] has come upon kenyon [3/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:50 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/01/21 08:07:40] kenyon died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:05:35 from level 53.
[09/01/21 14:42:52] kenyon [156/621] has challenged Koffa [315/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:02:01 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/02/21 05:49:45] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:19 towards level 53.
[09/02/21 06:19:14] Disruptor [150/391] has challenged kenyon [309/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Disruptor's clock.
[09/05/21 17:24:31] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:30 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 09:10:00] buzzzzz [521/583] has challenged kenyon [516/621] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:30:46 is removed from buzzzzz's clock.
[09/06/21 10:05:37] kenyon [50/621] has come upon scornn [178/403] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:36:53 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/06/21 15:02:52] twobit [216/267] has challenged kenyon [162/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:24 is removed from twobit's clock.
[09/06/21 15:54:31] Hirion, crysis, and kenyon [71/1598] have team battled vectr0n, bg, and sky [1525/1656] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/21 09:38:36] kenyon [51/621] has come upon Arch [434/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:26:38 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/07/21 16:09:03] <P0stMal0ne> [125/219] has challenged kenyon [338/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to <P0stMal0ne>'s clock.
[09/07/21 21:12:27] mrmonday, el, and Kronan [651/1519] have team battled kenyon, GyrosGeier, and Lenny_ [1072/1481] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/21 06:03:28] kenyon [519/621] has come upon HellSpawn [379/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:02:27 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/08/21 08:51:34] kenyon, starlink, and adamus1red [162/1588] have team battled Sherpard2, trashcatt, and The_Decryptor [398/1638] and lost! 1 day, 09:58:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/21 10:23:49] talisein [231/563] has challenged kenyon [436/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:29:41 is added to talisein's clock.
[09/08/21 17:51:50] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:17 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 23:20:46] kenyon EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:38:53 from level 53.
[09/09/21 14:15:53] misha [360/423] has come upon kenyon [203/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:28:15 is removed from misha's clock.
[09/14/21 09:10:45] t3chn0 [516/538] has come upon kenyon [200/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:17:11 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[09/14/21 12:58:50] kenyon stole apb's level 58 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 51 pair of gloves behind, which apb then takes.
[09/14/21 21:18:54] aqsd, MistahKel, and tsr [939/1336] have team battled washclof, Kurenai, and kenyon [265/1464] and won! 0 days, 00:03:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/21 16:43:01] Finley [472/490] has challenged kenyon [125/628] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from Finley's clock.
[09/15/21 20:00:18] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:10 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 21:37:20] Paganel [301/559] has challenged kenyon [614/628] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Paganel's clock.
[09/17/21 03:47:31] kenyon [199/628] has come upon li [155/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:25:14 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/17/21 23:44:05] kenyon misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:58 from level 53.
[09/18/21 14:38:26] BastelBot [76/503] has come upon kenyon [535/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:47:44 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[09/19/21 01:17:39] kenyon [305/649] has challenged buzel [622/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/19/21 03:11:53] kenyon [152/649] has come upon Bkid [125/453] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:12:35 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/20/21 08:04:18] kenyon [209/649] has challenged Lnk [324/995] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:11:05 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/20/21 22:11:56] yano [345/437] has challenged kenyon [456/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to yano's clock.
[09/21/21 07:09:48] Chuck [112/457] has challenged kenyon [32/649] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:36:19 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/24/21 07:13:04] Crazycatlady, womblecat, and Plato [1301/1433] have team battled yano, Affliction, and kenyon [396/1621] and won! 0 days, 07:44:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/21 12:33:18] fmy [121/375] has come upon kenyon [357/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:17 is added to fmy's clock.
[09/25/21 02:29:15] kenyon [434/649] has come upon apb [269/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:09:40 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/26/21 15:12:55] simple, kenyon, and The_Decryptor [1328/2243] have team battled cfjk, eising, and A_Dragon [613/1820] and won! 1 day, 16:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/21 19:38:22] kenyon [562/649] has come upon pastly [397/477] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:02:17 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/28/21 20:42:39] kenyon [276/649] has challenged Carl [104/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:26 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/29/21 10:16:35] gegenschein [141/255] has challenged kenyon [96/649] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[09/30/21 21:31:11] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:16 towards level 54.
[10/01/21 11:50:24] rathel [297/302] has challenged kenyon [89/649] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from rathel's clock.
[10/02/21 10:35:00] kenyon [149/649] has challenged Tor [300/351] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/03/21 08:23:23] kenyon [302/649] has challenged Thorael [546/589] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:14:20 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/04/21 23:55:20] AlexS [36/457] has come upon kenyon [605/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to AlexS's clock.
[10/05/21 08:29:56] kenyon [628/649] has come upon GilbertErik [502/518] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:38:28 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/05/21 12:20:11] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:23:25 is added to their clock.
[10/05/21 14:47:16] kenyon [441/649] has come upon HellSpawn [22/561] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:52:28 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/05/21 18:37:27] Reilly, Alesia, and rathel [438/1107] have team battled drahthaar, signofzeta, and kenyon [671/1549] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/21 06:16:18] SCSi [428/488] has come upon kenyon [523/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:43:43 is added to SCSi's clock.
[10/06/21 07:42:29] sc, Bluedog, and tsr [1326/2341] have team battled tswsl, bsleep, and kenyon [48/1810] and won! 0 days, 08:06:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/21 10:59:57] clubbprez [317/364] has come upon kenyon [358/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:29:20 is added to clubbprez's clock.
[10/08/21 06:32:14] jacob1 [28/903] has come upon kenyon [243/649] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:27:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/08/21 12:40:07] MetaNova [343/500] has challenged kenyon [111/649] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[10/09/21 22:33:40] kenyon stole Gorek's level 181 weapon while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 180 weapon behind, which Gorek then takes.
[10/10/21 19:46:38] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:26:20 towards level 55.
[10/11/21 09:12:39] kenyon, DownAndUp, and buzel [394/1845] have team battled Tenorman, Russell, and BastelBot [211/1535] and won! 0 days, 11:35:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/21 03:10:37] kenyon [360/650] has challenged rawgreaze [351/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:53:48 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/14/21 02:11:36] kenyon [551/650] has come upon pfoley [3/518] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:36:39 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/14/21 02:11:42] kenyon [72/650] has come upon pfoley [268/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:07:25 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/14/21 12:34:45] iiriix [245/403] has come upon kenyon [554/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:16:26 is added to iiriix's clock.
[10/14/21 15:26:35] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:12 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 10:38:32] uovobw [404/536] has come upon kenyon [474/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:03:00 is added to uovobw's clock.
[10/17/21 11:22:31] kenyon found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:24 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 22:06:46] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:34 towards level 55.
[10/18/21 13:53:28] blabber, TimWolla, and kenyon [1332/1790] have team battled wille, keepermurph, and BastelBot [1258/1268] and won! 0 days, 01:27:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/21 04:25:07] kenyon found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:53 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 13:29:54] sky [208/403] has challenged kenyon [477/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:53 is added to sky's clock.
[10/20/21 08:33:48] Chuck [55/491] has challenged kenyon [233/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:23:05 is added to Chuck's clock.
[10/20/21 16:00:10] kenyon [176/650] has challenged TauPan [335/578] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/21/21 07:38:31] kenyon [563/650] has challenged CornFly [466/513] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:19:06 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/22/21 03:00:27] Paganel [572/885] has come upon kenyon [196/650] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:38:15 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[10/22/21 16:49:09] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 19:54:21 is added to their clock.
[10/22/21 17:58:29] wille [273/429] has challenged kenyon [477/650] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to wille's clock.
[10/22/21 18:06:22] Nysdar [238/521] has come upon kenyon [255/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:49:26 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[10/24/21 07:53:08] kenyon [248/650] has challenged Bkid [211/430] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:12:11 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/25/21 03:43:14] kenyon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:34:25 from level 56.
[10/25/21 11:25:40] kenyon [341/650] has come upon joek1337 [65/71] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:32:31 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/25/21 19:42:06] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:58:29 is added to their clock.
[10/26/21 08:01:49] kenyon [178/650] has come upon Forud [528/764] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:14:24 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/27/21 22:11:31] Wam [228/268] has challenged kenyon [487/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/28/21 15:14:35] kenyon [588/650] has challenged vegadark [427/752] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:33:50 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/29/21 04:31:43] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:58 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 05:14:40] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:26 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 09:46:12] kenyon [562/650] has come upon xbill [108/776] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:51:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/31/21 16:40:48] kenyon invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:09 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 06:41:44] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:20 towards level 56.
[11/05/21 16:38:59] kenyon [451/650] has come upon Tangles [207/599] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:25:10 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/06/21 13:31:33] texke, kenyon, and zifnab06 [331/1477] have team battled womblecat, fmy, and rawgreaze [645/1643] and lost! 0 days, 07:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/21 14:59:09] kenyon [270/650] has challenged freeboson [305/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:45 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/06/21 19:42:54] Xenthys [15/198] has challenged kenyon [91/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/07/21 14:03:33] kenyon [397/650] has challenged Pinkman [159/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:57 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/07/21 16:11:58] Covid-19, kenyon, and nawcom [1095/1636] have team battled CornFly, Tangles, and StalkR [966/1860] and won! 0 days, 03:36:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/21 03:28:16] kenyon [597/650] has challenged sid3windr [569/610] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/09/21 03:28:16] In the fierce battle, sid3windr dropped their level 50 pair of boots! kenyon picks it up, tossing their old level 42 pair of boots to sid3windr.
[11/09/21 08:06:43] kenyon invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:27:20 towards level 57.
[11/09/21 16:22:15] kenyon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:04:33 from level 57.
[11/10/21 08:50:36] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:35:26 is added to their clock.
[11/10/21 10:23:51] gildarts [153/490] has challenged kenyon [64/657] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[11/12/21 08:51:31] kenyon was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:35:55 from level 57.
[11/13/21 00:48:00] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:34:56 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 06:22:24] thornrag, heisenbug, and kenyon [653/1809] have team battled simple, coding_monk, and MetaNova [906/1878] and lost! 4 days, 07:41:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/21 16:33:41] O[_] [226/552] has challenged kenyon [76/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:06 is removed from O[_]'s clock.
[11/13/21 22:32:44] kptr [224/536] has come upon kenyon [35/657] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:03:19 is removed from kptr's clock.
[11/14/21 11:38:19] kenyon bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:09:02 from level 57.
[11/15/21 10:44:42] kenyon [386/657] has come upon Sergio [440/668] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:16:38 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/15/21 11:03:30] Tenorman [110/657] has come upon kenyon [156/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:06:29 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[11/15/21 14:30:06] JoeK [252/415] has challenged kenyon [549/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to JoeK's clock.
[11/16/21 10:18:27] eising [419/537] has come upon kenyon [357/657] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:03:23 is removed from eising's clock.
[11/16/21 14:55:32] Koffa [92/549] has come upon kenyon [320/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:40 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/16/21 16:17:19] pwae [66/541] has challenged kenyon [77/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/16/21 19:02:33] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:48 towards level 57.
[11/19/21 23:24:16] CrashOverride [139/639] has come upon kenyon [507/657] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:59:46 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[11/22/21 05:45:38] kenyon, Ancalagon, and GyrosGeier [723/1867] have team battled Sombra, ToHellWithGA, and ion [1742/2029] and lost! 3 days, 08:25:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/21 04:38:18] Hirion, scumola, and cremefresh [814/1680] have team battled kenyon, d4n13L, and TheSilentLink [533/1700] and won! 0 days, 23:38:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/21 14:31:52] drahthaar [385/561] has challenged kenyon [14/657] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:39:01 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[11/26/21 04:48:31] Sombra [199/461] has come upon kenyon [555/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:33:30 is added to Sombra's clock.
[11/26/21 12:44:12] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:58:30 towards level 57.
[11/26/21 15:16:18] Fenrik, kenyon, Yuhno, and CrashOverride have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/21 18:35:49] muirrum, Nuae, and kenyon [490/1296] have team battled Aksej, SCSi, and unicron [121/1577] and won! 0 days, 02:20:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 23:54:42] kenyon [609/657] has challenged eising [453/575] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:25:41 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/29/21 11:57:25] kenyon [486/657] has challenged tswsl [18/465] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:39:42 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/29/21 22:45:39] kenyon was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:54:31 from level 57.
[11/30/21 06:47:44] hugga, kenyon, and tswsl [599/1380] have team battled Techman, Phil, and BastelBot [1898/1981] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 14:02:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 18:29:24 from level 57.
[12/01/21 08:04:45] kenyon learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:21 towards level 57.
[12/01/21 08:49:22] sheu, Disruptor, and munkis [1669/1884] have team battled Paperclip, Feltharell, and kenyon [262/1468] and won! 1 day, 23:48:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/21 17:42:27] kenyon found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:15 towards level 57.
[12/02/21 22:13:37] kenyon learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:04 towards level 57.
[12/03/21 01:05:36] kenyon bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:02:56 from level 57.
[12/03/21 11:41:26] TheSilentLink [281/643] has challenged kenyon [639/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/04/21 11:11:53] el [433/613] has come upon kenyon [610/657] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:34:08 is added to el's clock.
[12/05/21 02:11:46] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:17:50 is added to their clock.
[12/05/21 16:27:27] DownAndUp [514/630] has come upon kenyon [317/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:38:46 is removed from DownAndUp's clock.
[12/05/21 19:10:22] Aksej [217/461] has come upon kenyon [441/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:41 is added to Aksej's clock.
[12/06/21 09:56:42] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:38:19 towards level 57.
[12/07/21 13:54:21] kenyon, cremefresh, and HellSpawn [187/1967] have team battled Ungoliant, kline, and SCSi [1237/1462] and lost! 0 days, 22:30:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/21 02:17:19] Bolded [317/390] has challenged kenyon [645/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Bolded's clock.
[12/13/21 04:55:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 0 days, 06:27:37 toward level 57.
[12/13/21 05:33:49] kenyon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:51 from level 57.
[12/13/21 13:36:47] kenyon [514/657] has challenged kinus [77/426] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:46 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/13/21 20:16:36] VonToutCourt [462/781] has come upon kenyon [539/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:34:42 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[12/13/21 23:38:04] kenyon died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:49:28 from level 58.
[12/14/21 03:01:35] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:10:27 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 08:38:39] SCSi [291/484] has come upon kenyon [573/657] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:29:32 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/14/21 13:17:40] TheSilentLink, cadfael, and kenyon [248/1666] have team battled Tor, pants, and Carl [838/1714] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/21 19:44:03] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:10:51 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 22:13:19] Tor [515/520] has challenged kenyon [622/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:31:54 is added to Tor's clock.
[12/15/21 12:47:18] kenyon [410/657] has come upon brycec [276/833] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:59:54 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/15/21 20:50:42] kenyon learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:43:14 towards level 58.
[12/15/21 21:18:41] kenyon, mgr, and Makhno [423/1586] have team battled Aksej, Svetland, and pwae [1074/1789] and lost! 0 days, 10:35:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/21 03:22:06] kenyon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:29:22 from level 58.
[12/16/21 03:27:10] Notir, wesley, and freeboson [862/1417] have team battled kenyon, TauPan, and Sergio [743/1910] and won! 0 days, 14:38:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/21 08:44:17] sc [400/904] has come upon kenyon [119/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:30:47 is removed from sc's clock.
[12/19/21 20:02:12] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:07:04 towards level 58.
[12/19/21 22:16:48] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:30:45 is added to their clock.
[12/20/21 08:40:05] caeli [382/431] has challenged kenyon [624/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:41:27 is added to caeli's clock.
[12/20/21 12:02:39] elf, Tenorman, and kenyon [1423/1965] have team battled O[_], spex, and dwfreed [869/2143] and won! 2 days, 00:58:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 02:55:02] kenyon learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:46:21 towards level 58.
[12/22/21 11:36:29] Alys, blackroot, and fattrat [1365/1635] have team battled zankore, kenyon, and chiastre [1272/2200] and won! 0 days, 16:50:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 16:28:12] Bahhumbug, MELOONi, and kenyon [1897/1932] have team battled bobvador, Jens, and bananaboat [431/1688] and won! 1 day, 12:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/21 15:29:05] kenyon [615/657] has come upon O[_] [503/598] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:53:18 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/24/21 23:40:27] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:47 towards level 58.
[12/25/21 01:49:20] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:16 towards level 58.
[12/25/21 12:04:48] cfjk [217/462] has challenged kenyon [574/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:27:41 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/26/21 11:35:42] Ancalagon [187/642] has come upon kenyon [203/657] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:57:08 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[12/26/21 12:01:16] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:58 towards level 58.
[12/27/21 21:01:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 0 days, 16:46:31 toward level 58.
[12/28/21 00:16:19] kenyon [287/657] has come upon Bkid [384/478] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:31 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/28/21 01:49:19] sky, sc, and xbill [645/2286] have team battled kenyon, MrMagoo, and Faradome [869/1685] and lost! 2 days, 12:11:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/21 05:53:00] Sombra, edk, and kenyon [221/2397] have team battled Mattusmindus, SCSi, and Aksej [1276/2072] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/21 18:58:54] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:12:25 is added to their clock.
[12/29/21 21:30:28] kline [77/517] has challenged kenyon [374/657] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to kline's clock.
[12/29/21 22:10:42] Scorpio [153/363] has challenged kenyon [395/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Scorpio's clock.
[12/30/21 00:22:01] kenyon [542/657] has challenged idlebot [230/1052] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/30/21 05:43:26] laama, drahthaar, and kenyon [1433/1848] have team battled aqsd, sky, and Centrixx [1115/1676] and won! 1 day, 16:02:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/21 20:17:41] kenyon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:30:59 from level 59.
[12/31/21 21:35:46] kenyon [175/657] has challenged Feltharell [441/550] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:53 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/01/22 06:37:41] kenyon [101/657] has challenged SCSi [42/481] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:22:53 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/01/22 14:25:41] megubyte, MistahKel, and Sherpard2 [647/2029] have team battled kenyon, Nysdar, and cadfael [452/1546] and won! 0 days, 15:49:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 08:22:19] kenyon learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:14 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 17:12:29] kenyon [204/657] has challenged Platonides [130/719] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:31:29 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/04/22 08:34:43] kenyon bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:38:22 towards level 59.
[01/04/22 12:02:37] MELOONi [461/735] has come upon kenyon [119/657] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:26:47 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[01/05/22 04:37:43] Ancalagon, starlink, and kenyon [1183/1963] have team battled Nysdar, Hirion, and "\@_ [1299/1737] and lost! 0 days, 18:51:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/22 18:37:22] kenyon [160/657] has come upon JamCow [161/525] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:58:39 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/06/22 23:37:15] MetaNova, kenyon, and csc2ya [1354/1816] have team battled VOID, zbe, and talisein [1108/1851] and won! 2 days, 05:22:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/22 10:30:43] kenyon [1/657] has challenged drahthaar [477/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:50:02 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/09/22 10:20:55] unicron [448/670] has come upon kenyon [150/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:39:51 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/09/22 17:15:06] kenyon, spex, and vmbox [722/1441] have team battled elf, Crazycatlady, and Alarien [410/1862] and won! 0 days, 00:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 07:06:17] Wam, jjasghar, and TauPan [80/1816] have team battled Mattusmindus, kenyon, and iiriix [845/2345] and lost! 0 days, 09:46:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 17:51:41] Wolf [599/601] has challenged kenyon [610/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:56:34 is added to Wolf's clock.
[01/11/22 22:56:08] blackroot, Notir, and bg [723/1881] have team battled kline, Hirion, and kenyon [96/1726] and won! 2 days, 12:51:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 21:46:04] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:06 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 19:29:54] kenyon [187/657] has come upon MistahKel [557/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:19:00 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/13/22 21:02:30] kenyon [436/657] has challenged Nysdar [200/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:51:43 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/14/22 00:58:05] Pinkman [152/448] has come upon kenyon [641/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:16:31 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[01/14/22 04:54:10] kenyon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:19:18 from level 59.
[01/15/22 13:11:44] kenyon stole tomhek's level 52 pair of boots while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 50 pair of boots behind, which tomhek then takes.
[01/15/22 23:27:58] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:16 towards level 59.
[01/16/22 03:13:24] Affliction [554/572] has challenged kenyon [176/659] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:20:42 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[01/16/22 03:49:42] TheSilentLink [111/674] has come upon kenyon [469/659] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:57 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[01/18/22 23:11:01] Ecko, kenyon, and Nysdar [1302/1483] have team battled Tangles, fattrat, and vegadark [15/1862] and won! 0 days, 01:42:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/22 06:01:36] kenyon [61/659] has challenged Susumurata [20/536] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/19/22 10:37:45] omero [515/567] has challenged kenyon [499/659] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from omero's clock.
[01/20/22 06:37:22] Pinkman [352/448] has come upon kenyon [98/659] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:06 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[01/20/22 09:34:17] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:25:55 towards level 60.
[01/20/22 19:53:27] MadMan, Techman, and kenyon [387/2001] have team battled RussellB, Sario, and theZoMBiE [987/1816] and lost! 3 days, 21:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/22 20:45:47] megubyte [360/523] has challenged kenyon [391/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:59:59 is added to megubyte's clock.
[01/23/22 20:51:51] megubyte [480/523] has come upon kenyon [267/663] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:46:28 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[01/24/22 13:52:17] kenyon invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:34:58 towards level 60.
[01/25/22 16:42:51] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:47:35 towards level 60.
[01/25/22 19:30:28] kenyon [4/663] has come upon bsleep [461/680] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:10:55 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/27/22 04:45:10] kenyon [482/663] has challenged chiastre [61/908] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:46:08 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/28/22 19:32:29] kenyon [496/663] has come upon SirBummelz [34/433] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:47:49 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/28/22 19:32:29] kenyon has dealt SirBummelz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:03:56 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[01/30/22 06:49:50] kenyon, Mattusmindus, and _sh [1848/2514] have team battled CodeGeek, Bkid, and bookworm [1800/2044] and won! 1 day, 13:52:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 10:05:25] Ungoliant [421/488] has come upon kenyon [415/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:19:07 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[01/30/22 10:51:13] kenyon bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:08 towards level 60.
[01/30/22 11:29:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 13:57:17 from level 60.
[02/02/22 17:15:17] kenyon [536/672] has challenged Feltharell [455/589] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:09:29 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/02/22 22:02:08] Arthur [60/204] has challenged kenyon [171/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Arthur's clock.
[02/04/22 16:24:16] kenyon [546/672] has challenged cremefresh [345/710] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:12:26 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/06/22 02:20:57] kenyon fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:52:10 from level 60.
[02/08/22 16:59:13] kenyon was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:58:20 from level 60.
[02/08/22 23:24:20] Feltharell, Abe, and kenyon [427/1710] have team battled KindOne, CompanionCube, and jjasghar [1937/1960] and lost! 1 day, 07:19:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/22 02:51:19] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:42:53 towards level 60.
[02/09/22 07:11:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 9 days, 01:46:11 toward level 60.
[02/09/22 12:44:45] Kachin, MetaNova, and kenyon [1136/2073] have team battled buzzzzz, TheSilentLink, and thornrag [894/1867] and won! 0 days, 15:59:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 12:16:08] kenyon [21/672] has come upon dxrt [278/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:19 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/11/22 03:53:39] solarsparq [390/515] has challenged kenyon [129/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:26 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[02/11/22 11:24:31] kenyon [325/672] has come upon ShiaLabeouf [659/759] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:00:07 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/12/22 10:30:56] herald [370/610] has come upon kenyon [279/672] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:20:41 is removed from herald's clock.
[02/14/22 15:52:03] kenyon [404/672] has challenged Omega [357/528] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:50:12 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/15/22 23:02:46] kptr [376/492] has come upon kenyon [383/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:57:20 is added to kptr's clock.
[02/16/22 15:18:32] kenyon [32/672] has challenged nawcom [123/606] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:38:49 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/17/22 04:47:50] SirBummelz, xbill, and kenyon [132/1898] have team battled jjasghar, _sh, and Misza [2138/2339] and lost! 1 day, 04:30:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/22 12:54:55] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:00:19 towards level 61.
[02/19/22 12:09:20] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:59:10 towards level 61.
[02/19/22 19:21:25] Cirdan, d4n13L, and herald [488/1954] have team battled kenyon, Psilocybe, and Ankhers [53/2068] and won! 0 days, 07:45:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/22 00:33:07] Bolded, zifnab06, and kenyon [194/1733] have team battled allo, texke, and Ferris [236/1695] and lost! 0 days, 13:04:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/22 22:26:21] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:05:11 is added to their clock.
[02/22/22 05:44:17] strife [109/661] has challenged kenyon [392/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:43 is added to strife's clock.
[02/24/22 12:21:21] SCSi [267/490] has come upon kenyon [578/672] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:44:56 is added to SCSi's clock.
[02/25/22 04:57:48] freeboson, Silvanus_Betrium, and kenyon [665/1773] have team battled zbe, pwae, and ukleinek [331/1677] and won! 0 days, 04:06:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 13:04:06] kenyon [469/672] has challenged Zaratustra [322/908] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:27:05 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/26/22 14:25:01] el [92/644] has come upon kenyon [297/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:10 is added to el's clock.
[03/01/22 20:46:09] freeboson, xbill, and kenyon [2038/2158] have team battled eising, TheSilentLink, and _sh [627/2014] and won! 0 days, 12:14:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/22 14:08:41] solarsparq [124/683] has come upon kenyon [20/672] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:01:09 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[03/02/22 20:24:02] Angelina [196/503] has challenged kenyon [177/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:41 is removed from Angelina's clock.
[03/03/22 22:00:53] opcode [171/330] has come upon kenyon [282/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:28 is added to opcode's clock.
[03/04/22 12:31:51] sid3windr [509/645] has challenged kenyon [216/672] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:34:01 is removed from sid3windr's clock.
[03/07/22 01:51:33] ZOTTA [244/387] has challenged kenyon [203/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:00 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[03/07/22 04:05:59] Asara [297/475] has come upon kenyon [197/672] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:55:04 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/07/22 13:45:23] kenyon stole _sh's level 61 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 58 pair of gloves behind, which _sh then takes.
[03/08/22 04:37:35] krin [721/925] has come upon kenyon [549/675] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:24:50 is removed from krin's clock.
[03/08/22 11:15:35] Theleveler [206/580] has come upon kenyon [338/675] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:53:05 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[03/09/22 03:08:51] dyvonna [3/342] has challenged kenyon [58/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[03/09/22 18:19:49] kenyon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:25:56 from level 61.
[03/10/22 01:32:50] kenyon [238/675] has come upon RussellB [45/839] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:37:51 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/11/22 04:32:15] Ecko [138/426] has come upon kenyon [566/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:10:09 is added to Ecko's clock.
[03/11/22 18:21:25] Nysdar [107/536] has challenged kenyon [568/679] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[03/11/22 19:50:31] Cirdan [802/938] has come upon kenyon [384/679] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:44:27 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[03/11/22 22:13:13] gegenschein, washclof, and misha [1674/1972] have team battled scumola, Cockatrice, and kenyon [181/1542] and won! 0 days, 03:24:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/22 12:00:52] popey, spex, and ChowderKeg [878/1754] have team battled gradator, yano, and kenyon [553/2002] and won! 0 days, 16:33:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/22 22:16:56] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:08:06 is added to their clock.
[03/13/22 21:16:32] Helystraza [209/272] has challenged kenyon [519/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Helystraza's clock.
[03/14/22 05:24:04] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:07:39 towards level 61.
[03/14/22 09:30:48] EddieT137 [53/404] has come upon kenyon [662/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:20:51 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[03/14/22 10:46:35] buyoq [688/898] has challenged kenyon [383/679] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:20:19 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[03/14/22 11:39:07] HeavyPodda [427/589] has come upon kenyon [369/679] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:29:57 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/15/22 05:31:11] Cockatrice [291/305] has come upon kenyon [533/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:39:57 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[03/15/22 06:26:46] kenyon set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:30:48 from level 61.
[03/15/22 16:20:54] tomhek [691/805] has come upon kenyon [412/679] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:08:58 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[03/18/22 20:10:54] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:26 towards level 61.
[03/19/22 01:55:12] Techman, herald, and Hirion [297/2137] have team battled kenyon, Ancalagon, and thornrag [1804/1947] and lost! 1 day, 04:15:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/22 09:10:02] washclof [543/863] has challenged kenyon [355/689] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:05:20 is removed from washclof's clock.
[03/19/22 22:53:45] Al-bot [159/337] has challenged kenyon [260/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Al-bot's clock.
[03/21/22 18:18:48] judahnator, SirBummelz, and CornFly [274/1459] have team battled pwae, Aksej, and kenyon [807/1858] and lost! 0 days, 11:59:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/22 00:08:05] Cockatrice [49/359] has come upon kenyon [230/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:08 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[03/24/22 18:26:11] idleevil [3/7] has challenged kenyon [532/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to idleevil's clock.
[03/24/22 21:42:03] kenyon [116/689] has come upon Bluedog [150/957] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:24 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/25/22 02:38:44] pwae [47/618] has come upon kenyon [26/689] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:19:25 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/25/22 05:26:37] kenyon [266/689] has challenged Lord255 [483/632] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/26/22 12:13:31] kenyon found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:03:28 towards level 62.
[03/29/22 00:22:46] Forud, cornfeedhobo, and kenyon [725/2396] have team battled Algernon, Andrio, and sc [352/2149] and won! 1 day, 09:28:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/22 17:07:30] kenyon and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/22 12:44:55] buzel and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/22 07:02:59] kenyon and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/22 12:57:58] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:46:34 towards level 62.
[04/01/22 21:13:08] sheu and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 15:40:11] kenyon, aqsd, vectr0n, and pyre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/22 17:52:06] Kritzefitz, megubyte, and ahmubashshir [1432/1803] have team battled kenyon, Kachin, and Pricey [1892/2369] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/22 17:53:42] kenyon, Abe, and Kritzefitz [838/2246] have team battled Bkid, _sh, and ukleinek [355/1852] and won! 3 days, 11:55:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/22 04:50:17] kenyon got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:20:48 from level 62.
[04/03/22 07:23:14] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:57:33 towards level 62.
[04/04/22 18:26:31] zcy [55/135] has come upon kenyon [364/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:03 is added to zcy's clock.
[04/06/22 06:45:07] Koffa [291/619] has come upon kenyon [198/842] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:03:20 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/06/22 10:41:17] kenyon fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! kenyon's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/22 11:34:13] Destruia [233/708] has come upon kenyon [465/828] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:02:46 is added to Destruia's clock.
[04/07/22 03:43:31] fstrelok, io, and Ungoliant [315/1465] have team battled kenyon, Ralle, and Theleveler [369/2112] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 20:31:41] TheGreatest, kenyon, and Tabmow [1549/1562] have team battled jacob1, t3chn0, and Sombra [1415/2457] and won! 0 days, 01:48:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/22 07:14:25] kenyon [163/833] has challenged buzel [564/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:19:53 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/09/22 07:25:57] Destruia [493/708] has come upon kenyon [415/833] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:40:56 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[04/11/22 05:51:17] kenyon and thatmint have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/22 05:51:56] Carl [15/640] has come upon kenyon [341/833] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:59:00 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/11/22 20:09:21] Sario [337/495] has challenged kenyon [633/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:52 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/12/22 00:36:14] kenyon, cremefresh, and blabber [59/2165] have team battled anarcat, Asara, and womblecat [5/2660] and won! 0 days, 17:27:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/22 06:18:11] kenyon [144/833] has challenged Nuae [83/556] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:00:47 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/13/22 10:58:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 04:59:58 from level 62.
[04/13/22 16:20:09] jacob1 [412/965] has challenged kenyon [112/833] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:56:07 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/15/22 00:22:00] kenyon and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 15:11:45] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:55 towards level 62.
[04/16/22 17:59:39] aqsd [495/514] has come upon kenyon [320/833] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:20:06 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[04/17/22 04:49:25] HeavyPodda [587/594] has come upon kenyon [363/833] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:16:47 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/18/22 23:21:55] blabber [750/830] has come upon kenyon [176/833] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:02:43 is removed from blabber's clock.
[04/19/22 16:23:58] kenyon [74/833] has come upon laama [332/739] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:28 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/20/22 09:51:20] kenyon [554/837] has challenged CompanionCube [90/828] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/21/22 19:20:38] Syloq [502/904] has come upon kenyon [408/837] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:10:01 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[04/21/22 23:18:25] kenyon was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:46:32 from level 63.
[04/21/22 23:45:12] Koffa [2/675] has come upon kenyon [747/837] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:15:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/22/22 03:57:51] LeD [32/443] has come upon kenyon [727/837] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:50:11 is added to LeD's clock.
[04/22/22 14:05:47] Sokar [34/536] has challenged kenyon [37/837] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:52:53 is added to Sokar's clock.
[04/23/22 14:57:04] SCSi [114/546] has come upon kenyon [329/837] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:50:45 is added to SCSi's clock.
[04/24/22 14:32:59] damyan stole kenyon's level 74 ring while they were sleeping! damyan leaves their old level 59 ring behind, which kenyon then takes.
[04/24/22 22:34:00] TheGreatest [383/388] has challenged kenyon [156/820] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from TheGreatest's clock.
[04/25/22 06:18:37] kenyon [580/820] has challenged pyre [225/721] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:46:13 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/25/22 07:33:55] crawlingchaos, KeboDK, and yNos [989/1405] have team battled Fam0r, kenyon, and Affliction [1569/1960] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/22 09:26:12] kenyon [226/820] has come upon wille [82/446] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:20:40 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/26/22 01:38:51] zcy [213/443] has challenged kenyon [122/820] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:44:24 is removed from zcy's clock.
[04/26/22 01:43:25] Disruptor, Sokar, and solarsparq [1328/2075] have team battled kenyon, vectr0n, and Sergio [1970/2242] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/22 12:48:04] Arenlor [2/16] has challenged kenyon [657/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Arenlor's clock.
[04/26/22 14:57:59] sheu and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/22 02:22:00] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:07:33 towards level 63.
[04/27/22 10:34:56] kenyon and Melon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 02:02:27] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:27:34 towards level 63.
[04/30/22 21:46:21] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:04 towards level 63.
[05/01/22 10:48:48] freeboson [187/779] has challenged kenyon [490/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:26 is added to freeboson's clock.
[05/02/22 12:54:13] kenyon [538/815] has challenged Omega [87/743] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:10:25 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/04/22 04:02:14] kenyon [361/815] has challenged Psilocybe [680/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:41:11 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/04/22 09:11:09] kenyon sharpened the edge of their weapon! kenyon's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/22 10:50:59] Sombra [685/845] has come upon kenyon [89/834] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:21:19 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[05/06/22 15:14:10] simple [974/1006] has challenged kenyon [746/834] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:51:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/06/22 16:48:44] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:56 towards level 63.
[05/07/22 01:03:01] kenyon bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:26 from level 63.
[05/08/22 03:12:13] Puff, dwfreed, and kenyon [1483/2657] have team battled adamus1red, anarcat, and caeli [1905/2813] and lost! 1 day, 00:54:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/22 04:37:08] Xenthys [313/815] has come upon kenyon [1/834] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:33:08 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[05/09/22 05:17:08] Svetland, Aelane, and "\@_ [227/2177] have team battled kenyon, tmberg, and Bkid [1792/2114] and lost! 0 days, 13:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/22 03:42:34] allo [448/650] has come upon kenyon [400/834] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:09:50 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/10/22 16:50:39] opcode, crysis, and Hirion [1408/1876] have team battled Carl, kenyon, and Andrio [1607/2190] and lost! 0 days, 16:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/22 11:35:41] JackyB [120/462] has come upon kenyon [309/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:31:56 is added to JackyB's clock.
[05/13/22 13:33:36] kenyon, V, and Sokar [1097/2045] have team battled drahthaar, Yuhno, and Omega [363/2000] and won! 0 days, 17:00:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/22 07:52:00] kenyon and starlink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/22 08:56:02] kenyon [404/834] has challenged zifnab06 [261/803] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:06:48 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/15/22 01:44:47] zcy [570/585] has come upon kenyon [529/834] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:02:30 is removed from zcy's clock.
[05/15/22 22:03:22] kenyon [454/834] has challenged CornFly [13/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:53 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/15/22 22:25:23] kenyon [611/943] has challenged simple [157/1006] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/16/22 00:23:59] buyoq, jacob1, and Lenny_ [759/2424] have team battled VonToutCourt, tomgus1, and kenyon [1335/2022] and lost! 1 day, 11:50:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 06:24:47] kenyon [921/943] has come upon Thorael [10/1039] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:29:38 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/18/22 10:12:36] zbe, kenyon, and gradator [622/2342] have team battled Reilly, Carl, and Algernon [267/1995] and won! 0 days, 07:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/22 16:54:15] kenyon [51/943] has come upon gildarts [437/569] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:51:46 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/22/22 03:33:56] kenyon [561/943] has challenged Centrixx [262/856] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:44:39 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/22/22 03:37:18] spex, HeavyPodda, and Acolarh [924/2125] have team battled ToHellWithGA, kenyon, and _sh [2244/2687] and lost! 2 days, 20:06:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/22 03:52:45] sam [12/675] has come upon kenyon [121/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:43:08 is added to sam's clock.
[05/22/22 14:08:19] kenyon, HeavyPodda, and Alarien [53/2180] have team battled bobvador, Svetland, and tsr [1448/2442] and lost! 4 days, 01:20:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/22 17:33:46] anarcat [199/1139] has come upon kenyon [82/943] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:35:32 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[05/23/22 00:29:37] kenyon, shikhin, and Reilly [1668/2158] have team battled eising, Kritzefitz, and Fehu [1103/2043] and won! 1 day, 22:34:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/22 05:58:01] ryp [131/818] has challenged kenyon [715/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:28:22 is added to ryp's clock.
[05/23/22 17:41:37] h00k [317/346] has come upon kenyon [464/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:55 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/24/22 05:26:57] eroc1990 [369/487] has challenged kenyon [197/943] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from eroc1990's clock.
[05/24/22 07:55:23] bananaboat [368/577] has come upon kenyon [426/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:23:04 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/25/22 23:16:20] kenyon discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:10:57 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 14:42:46] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:36 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 16:45:27] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:38 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 18:02:10] Beefcan [14/671] has come upon kenyon [622/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:10 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/29/22 03:31:44] BastelBot [85/503] has come upon kenyon [941/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:34:23 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[05/30/22 03:54:24] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:29:32 towards level 64.
[05/30/22 20:54:28] ion [518/710] has challenged kenyon [873/949] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:29:35 is added to ion's clock.
[05/31/22 00:55:13] Pricey [306/660] has challenged kenyon [875/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:06 is added to Pricey's clock.
[05/31/22 03:55:44] MadMan [63/464] has challenged kenyon [948/949] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:09:55 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/31/22 16:28:39] kenyon was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:35:27 from level 64.
[06/01/22 13:01:58] kenyon [429/949] has challenged pasquale [274/514] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:28:31 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/03/22 15:38:26] sam, io, and ion [294/2169] have team battled Puff, kenyon, and Asara [1516/2244] and lost! 3 days, 23:46:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/22 19:03:17] golgy, Lord255, and adamus1red [2011/2423] have team battled kenyon, nyuszika7h, and anarcat [924/2782] and won! 0 days, 12:06:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/22 21:17:11] Affliction [410/712] has challenged kenyon [844/949] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:19:41 is added to Affliction's clock.
[06/04/22 23:45:54] canton7 [275/653] has come upon kenyon [834/949] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:52:36 is added to canton7's clock.
[06/07/22 17:30:08] pwae [276/652] has challenged kenyon [249/949] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:24:05 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/07/22 18:01:05] kenyon sharpened the edge of their weapon! kenyon's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 19:01:27] kenyon, scumola, Svetland, and Pricey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/22 17:51:26] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:34 towards level 64.
[06/11/22 22:51:54] kenyon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:21 from level 64.
[06/13/22 05:56:09] TheGreatest [336/517] has come upon kenyon [532/982] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:28:13 is added to TheGreatest's clock.
[06/13/22 17:58:13] CrashOverride, gegenschein, and ryp [1177/2410] have team battled idlegood, kenyon, and slim [1549/2020] and lost! 1 day, 10:50:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 23:58:54] misha [267/496] has come upon kenyon [501/982] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:27:06 is added to misha's clock.
[06/14/22 02:33:49] kenyon [304/982] has challenged pyre [235/906] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/14/22 16:45:11] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:53:48 towards level 65.
[06/15/22 22:36:41] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:02 towards level 65.
[06/15/22 22:44:34] kinus, Floyd, and adamus1red [1373/1667] have team battled Thorael, kenyon, and sc [1186/2989] and won! 0 days, 09:53:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 07:04:19] JigmeDatse, zankore, and kenyon [1678/2539] have team battled Alarien, unicron, and V [1903/2005] and lost! 1 day, 13:01:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 22:39:17] Forud [51/884] has challenged kenyon [8/982] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:00:57 is removed from Forud's clock.
[06/18/22 18:43:35] Fenrik, kenyon, cremefresh, and Ecko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/22 00:46:28] pwae [668/671] has challenged kenyon [933/982] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:25:26 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/19/22 11:10:36] kenyon and starlink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 13:11:46] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:00 towards level 65.
[06/19/22 23:50:40] Beefcan [92/667] has challenged kenyon [38/982] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:25:25 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/22/22 12:08:38] kenyon has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:14:38 from level 65.
[06/23/22 06:30:03] Arch, Crazycatlady, and kenyon [1634/2285] have team battled Koffa, starlink, and golgy [371/2153] and won! 2 days, 00:47:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/22 00:18:12] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:10:01 towards level 65.
[06/24/22 00:58:13] StalkR, CornFly, and kenyon [1914/2275] have team battled csc2ya, HeavyPodda, and Alarien [158/2064] and won! 3 days, 04:22:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/22 23:05:53] Alaric [63/198] has challenged kenyon [687/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Alaric's clock.
[06/25/22 06:16:00] Khorne [647/914] has challenged kenyon [865/982] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:02:24 is added to Khorne's clock.
[06/26/22 06:57:45] eising, zifnab06, kenyon, and nyuszika7h have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/22 09:27:27] cfjk [537/553] has come upon kenyon [346/982] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:22:55 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/26/22 20:13:11] kenyon bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:23 towards level 65.
[06/29/22 17:06:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 0 days, 22:05:51 toward level 65.
[07/02/22 04:35:08] Fehu, MELOONi, and Kritzefitz [2125/2410] have team battled kenyon, A_Dragon, and launchd [736/2245] and won! 0 days, 04:53:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/22 17:02:06] kenyon [758/982] has come upon ukleinek [440/581] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:31 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/02/22 18:47:04] kenyon [313/982] has challenged jacob1 [405/948] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/03/22 20:40:49] tswsl, Melon, and kenyon [963/2458] have team battled EddieT137, Algernon, and elf [1059/1916] and lost! 6 days, 11:33:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/22 21:22:46] contyk [127/131] has challenged kenyon [784/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to contyk's clock.
[07/05/22 22:45:42] hax404, gegenschein, and <rainchick> [789/1830] have team battled eising, buyoq, and kenyon [2042/2495] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/22 00:00:25] contyk [43/150] has challenged kenyon [453/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to contyk's clock.
[07/07/22 03:20:14] CornFly [58/564] has challenged kenyon [276/982] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:54:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/07/22 10:20:08] hugga, tomhek, and egello [903/1471] have team battled ryp, Nechayev, and kenyon [642/2356] and won! 0 days, 00:08:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/22 22:00:59] pwae, EddieT137, and kenyon [486/2340] have team battled apb, TheGreatest, and SirBummelz [2034/2157] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/22 17:33:06] kenyon [120/982] has challenged allo [497/631] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:40:49 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/09/22 21:00:14] kenyon and herald have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 07:40:53] elf, kenyon, and Covid-19 [1599/2172] have team battled spex, brycec, and allo [873/2364] and won! 5 days, 12:23:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/22 03:09:51] EddieT137 [84/684] has come upon kenyon [4/987] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:23:29 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[07/12/22 12:27:23] heisenbug [548/551] has come upon kenyon [793/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:06:50 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/13/22 04:30:27] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:12:49 towards level 66.
[07/14/22 18:58:19] hax404 [370/436] has challenged kenyon [414/987] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:56:37 is added to hax404's clock.
[07/14/22 21:58:41] washclof [522/935] has come upon kenyon [659/987] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:38:30 is added to washclof's clock.
[07/16/22 02:04:51] kenyon [727/987] has challenged pasquale [96/927] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:27:19 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/16/22 14:33:53] kenyon and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/22 07:33:18] KindOne [434/487] has come upon kenyon [166/987] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:38:21 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[07/18/22 18:56:44] kenyon [37/987] has come upon nya [514/803] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:03:09 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/18/22 20:07:58] Lnk [173/732] has come upon kenyon [234/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:45:47 is added to Lnk's clock.
[07/18/22 22:18:51] Lord255 [482/883] has challenged kenyon [220/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:55:29 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[07/19/22 03:41:55] bookworm, idlegood, and Drin [178/2059] have team battled Forud, kenyon, and hugga [2214/2438] and lost! 1 day, 11:40:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/22 07:20:47] buzel [238/701] has challenged kenyon [345/987] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:51:48 is added to buzel's clock.
[07/19/22 10:33:43] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:50:33 towards level 66.
[07/19/22 13:48:17] Thorael, CornFly, and pwae [320/2303] have team battled kenyon, elf, and JigmeDatse [750/2329] and lost! 0 days, 18:39:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/22 16:50:56] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:49 towards level 66.
[07/20/22 12:06:30] kenyon died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:43:19 from level 66.
[07/20/22 12:40:11] VonToutCourt [689/1326] has challenged kenyon [947/987] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[07/20/22 14:01:18] kenyon and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/22 23:39:05] ukleinek and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/22 18:39:09] damyan, pyre, and Sleepy_boi [1380/1977] have team battled CompanionCube, Silvanus_Betrium, and kenyon [1080/2419] and won! 0 days, 00:59:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/22 05:39:03] shikhin, Nuae, and Sergio [1626/2343] have team battled Aelane, canton7, and kenyon [1161/2394] and won! 1 day, 19:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/22 17:42:09] ChowderKeg, kenyon, and StalkR [1284/2434] have team battled SSLbits, hugga, and sc [1358/2123] and lost! 2 days, 01:00:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/22 01:03:48] jaxson [172/528] has challenged kenyon [161/987] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/27/22 02:29:29] kenyon died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:18:44 from level 66.
[07/27/22 09:29:51] kenyon and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/22 12:01:37] kenyon [841/987] has challenged simple [669/1027] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:03:36 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/28/22 13:58:49] Thorael, Puff, and Kachin [2317/2827] have team battled TimWolla, kenyon, and aqsd [785/2287] and won! 0 days, 05:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/22 17:13:22] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:43 towards level 66.
[07/30/22 02:54:46] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:44:03 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 00:18:01] kenyon [374/987] has come upon ahmubashshir [148/568] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:22:46 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/31/22 02:20:22] kenyon [793/987] has come upon Andrio [440/600] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:07:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/31/22 16:44:25] kenyon learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:50 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 20:25:32] sky [709/847] has challenged kenyon [140/987] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from sky's clock.
[08/01/22 18:16:47] ufo-piloot, idleevil, and kenyon [1843/2050] have team battled tmberg, signofzeta, and GyrosGeier [1698/2169] and won! 0 days, 11:12:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/22 05:20:42] ukleinek and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/22 11:28:27] kenyon [24/987] has come upon Togra [154/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:16 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/05/22 11:57:55] caeli, kenyon, and Asara [217/2425] have team battled nyuszika7h, iiriix, and bananaboat [1400/2213] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/22 21:38:24] kenyon [595/987] has challenged Quack [382/586] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:07:52 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/06/22 05:05:39] kenyon bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:22:00 towards level 67.
[08/06/22 10:37:53] kenyon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/22 04:07:02] achin [380/483] has come upon kenyon [215/987] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:55:10 is removed from achin's clock.
[08/08/22 12:07:53] Sleepy_boi and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/22 09:50:35] spex [219/789] has come upon kenyon [702/987] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:37:42 is added to spex's clock.
[08/10/22 03:40:42] kenyon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:10:31 from level 67.
[08/10/22 23:43:04] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:41:17 towards level 67.
[08/11/22 06:14:14] xbill [771/1004] has challenged kenyon [284/987] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:04:14 is removed from xbill's clock.
[08/12/22 15:45:15] kenyon [363/987] has come upon t3chn0 [762/906] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:43:58 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/12/22 20:52:10] mordac [418/518] has come upon kenyon [101/987] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:31:37 is removed from mordac's clock.
[08/12/22 21:40:02] Malvolio, kenyon, and sc [95/2592] have team battled LeD, KyloRen, and vectr0n [1158/1542] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/22 03:36:30] Malvolio [507/551] has come upon kenyon [775/987] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:36:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/14/22 02:50:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 24 days, 01:18:50 toward level 67.
[08/14/22 03:10:34] kenyon and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 14:25:21] t3chn0, SCSi, and kptr [510/1993] have team battled kenyon, Omega, and Puff [663/2816] and lost! 1 day, 13:52:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/22 16:00:27] kenyon saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:02:59 from level 67.
[08/15/22 08:50:13] kenyon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:47:17 from level 67.
[08/15/22 21:00:02] kenyon [259/987] has come upon Gorek [494/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:17:41 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/17/22 09:45:56] Nuae [212/680] has come upon kenyon [608/987] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:11:17 is added to Nuae's clock.
[08/18/22 18:58:33] Ferris, V, and pants [1903/2301] have team battled TimeWarp, kenyon, and KyloRen [721/2054] and won! 1 day, 13:37:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 04:29:21] kenyon left their weapon out in the rain to rust! kenyon's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/20/22 17:00:14] kenyon [797/950] has challenged V [116/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:00:19 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/21/22 07:24:05] Sokar and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/22 13:04:17] kenyon [151/950] has challenged Andrio [498/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:05 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/21/22 21:27:09] kenyon, jello, and crysis [435/2022] have team battled cremefresh, shikhin, and jayvee [2277/2440] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/22 00:24:59] kenyon found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:01 towards level 67.
[08/23/22 19:01:32] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:40 towards level 67.
[08/24/22 15:49:30] kenyon [904/950] has challenged Sokar [445/530] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/25/22 00:26:05] CrashOverride [224/739] has come upon kenyon [340/950] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:22:18 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[08/25/22 11:50:36] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:47 towards level 68.
[08/26/22 07:46:11] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:01:43 towards level 68.
[08/26/22 09:31:21] dyvonna and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 09:34:15] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:26:23 towards level 68.
[08/27/22 19:14:54] SuzakuMedli, drahthaar, and kenyon [1752/2150] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Andrio, and Beefcan [1311/2333] and won! 1 day, 00:19:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/22 10:37:18] Wolf, pasquale, and freeboson [2142/2591] have team battled noex, TimeWarp, and kenyon [620/2098] and won! 0 days, 02:36:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/22 20:52:23] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:31:56 towards level 68.
[08/28/22 22:15:52] soltys, kenyon, and bookworm [1582/2574] have team battled ToHellWithGA, HellSpawn, and GilbertErik [1197/2616] and won! 4 days, 09:46:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/22 04:38:16] zankore, canton7, and tomhek [542/2316] have team battled V, kenyon, and bsleep [1830/2429] and lost! 6 days, 10:28:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/22 16:26:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 15 days, 05:27:14 toward level 68.
[08/30/22 01:01:07] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:07 towards level 68.
[08/30/22 08:22:40] kenyon and Togra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/22 11:18:16] yNos [248/543] has come upon kenyon [577/950] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:11:25 is added to yNos's clock.
[08/30/22 19:07:38] Pinkman [375/860] has come upon kenyon [445/950] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:37:22 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[09/01/22 17:07:28] kenyon, gradator, and sbp [53/2084] have team battled herald, tswsl, and Affliction [1510/2029] and lost! 0 days, 17:52:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/22 01:02:12] kenyon [605/950] has challenged Timaquana [101/303] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:56:13 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/02/22 11:21:23] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:10 towards level 68.
[09/02/22 20:11:31] misha [490/517] has challenged kenyon [122/950] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from misha's clock.
[09/02/22 21:06:24] kenyon [652/950] has challenged "\@_ [212/1097] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:21:01 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/02/22 22:56:04] kenyon [539/950] has come upon Ferris [583/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:03 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/03/22 17:52:20] kenyon bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:09:19 from level 68.
[09/04/22 03:01:43] kenyon [460/950] has come upon nawcom [34/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:54:58 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/04/22 12:40:36] kenyon learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:11 from level 68.
[09/04/22 17:53:28] Koffa [214/670] has challenged kenyon [355/950] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/05/22 08:53:22] kenyon [413/950] has challenged Wam [667/1024] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:37:45 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/08/22 14:04:43] Bolded [764/905] has come upon kenyon [193/950] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:57:45 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[09/09/22 00:37:34] ephemer0l [598/675] has challenged kenyon [168/950] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:31:10 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[09/09/22 05:34:04] iiriix [98/699] has come upon kenyon [691/950] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:03:34 is added to iiriix's clock.
[09/09/22 21:37:38] allo, kenyon, and Sombra [1716/2517] have team battled heisenbug, JamCow, and pfoley [30/2114] and won! 3 days, 18:33:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 23:48:57] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:36:03 towards level 69.
[09/10/22 01:44:12] kenyon [504/950] has come upon Arch [577/620] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:09:32 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/10/22 08:10:30] adamus1red, bobvador, and dwfreed [691/2631] have team battled kenyon, Sherpard2, and Acolarh [272/2244] and won! 2 days, 20:23:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/22 14:24:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 32 days, 11:40:19 toward level 69.
[09/11/22 15:25:54] kenyon was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:00:49 from level 69.
[09/11/22 21:49:59] tmberg, Omega, and kenyon [2317/2630] have team battled Gradios, Russell, and Tangles [882/2061] and won! 4 days, 18:28:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 13:00:19] kenyon and talisein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/22 17:00:57] kenyon [224/950] has challenged Tabmow [523/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:59:27 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/16/22 11:37:34] kenyon [97/950] has come upon StalkR [236/768] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:26:38 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/17/22 04:35:56] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:12 towards level 69.
[09/17/22 10:07:08] kenyon [532/950] has come upon Sokar [477/533] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:34:51 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/18/22 17:51:48] SuzakuMedli [81/601] has challenged kenyon [590/950] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to SuzakuMedli's clock.
[09/20/22 05:06:52] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:01 towards level 69.
[09/20/22 08:14:07] kenyon and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/22 17:36:28] pants [467/942] has challenged kenyon [260/950] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:58 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/20/22 19:55:48] kenyon [508/950] has come upon pfoley [610/696] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:26:33 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/21/22 16:41:26] pfoley [537/696] has challenged kenyon [269/950] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:21:59 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[09/22/22 06:18:45] sc, kenyon, and ahmubashshir [284/2540] have team battled cadfael, Puff, and Asara [929/2216] and lost! 1 day, 04:06:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/22 23:57:24] Chuck, HeavyPodda, and Lord255 [1115/2133] have team battled Yuhno, kenyon, and yano [1904/2383] and lost! 0 days, 15:29:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/22 07:59:14] TimWolla [610/809] has challenged kenyon [328/950] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[09/24/22 00:25:16] kenyon, kzootech, and CompanionCube [1332/2442] have team battled CornFly, Chuck, and SSLbits [139/1798] and won! 0 days, 23:06:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/22 21:17:48] binaryhermit [153/158] has challenged kenyon [141/950] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:22 is removed from binaryhermit's clock.
[09/26/22 04:14:26] tswsl [326/581] has come upon kenyon [599/950] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:36:47 is added to tswsl's clock.
[09/26/22 06:04:24] kenyon [73/950] has challenged Cirdan [570/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:47 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/26/22 09:32:18] kenyon, nyuszika7h, and achin [119/2346] have team battled vegadark, pasquale, and Wam [701/2904] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/22 20:12:18] wowbagger [20/222] has challenged kenyon [411/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[09/28/22 22:29:17] kenyon [127/950] has challenged gradator [428/739] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/28/22 23:06:17] Chuck, simple, and nyuszika7h [1808/2376] have team battled Reilly, kenyon, and allo [145/2268] and won! 5 days, 03:03:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/22 08:14:44] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:27:37 towards level 70.
[09/29/22 15:13:11] TimeWarp [334/775] has come upon kenyon [197/950] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:26:56 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[09/29/22 17:22:34] kenyon [626/915] has come upon bsleep [692/781] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:54:39 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/30/22 13:57:55] kenyon was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:26:00 from level 70.
[10/01/22 05:03:14] yNos [644/677] has challenged kenyon [781/915] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to yNos's clock.
[10/02/22 12:40:57] iiriix, golgy, and TimWolla [1669/2374] have team battled Feltharell, kenyon, and jaxson [2174/2175] and lost! 1 day, 08:43:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/22 15:51:14] el [250/705] has come upon kenyon [282/915] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:24:23 is added to el's clock.
[10/03/22 05:24:12] adamus1red, kenyon, and talisein [2439/2496] have team battled sc, Tenedos, and misha [807/1899] and won! 2 days, 17:39:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 21:53:31] mordac [55/537] has challenged kenyon [205/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:21:18 is added to mordac's clock.
[10/06/22 08:20:44] kenyon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:33:55 from level 70.
[10/06/22 23:59:12] kenyon [823/915] has challenged Pinkman [501/863] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:30:15 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/09/22 11:39:19] Yuhno, misha, and hdm [1839/2144] have team battled pwae, adamus1red, and kenyon [1874/2468] and lost! 1 day, 07:31:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/22 01:09:11] kenyon and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 11:38:01] gusto [161/548] has challenged kenyon [870/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to gusto's clock.
[10/15/22 02:40:42] BenDover [464/474] has come upon kenyon [733/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:07 is added to BenDover's clock.
[10/16/22 04:46:19] golgy [548/864] has challenged kenyon [823/915] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:50:43 is added to golgy's clock.
[10/16/22 17:30:52] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:17:31 towards level 70.
[10/17/22 13:27:40] Finley, noex, and rawgreaze [1667/1896] have team battled StalkR, style, and kenyon [2049/2207] and lost! 0 days, 07:19:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/22 00:48:11] kenyon discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:34:49 towards level 70.
[10/18/22 01:28:43] kenyon invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:22:09 towards level 70.
[10/18/22 05:42:42] pasquale [424/963] has come upon kenyon [606/915] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:06:58 is added to pasquale's clock.
[10/18/22 16:15:54] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:35:34 towards level 70.
[10/18/22 16:35:15] Crazycatlady [157/723] has come upon kenyon [632/915] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:20:23 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/19/22 10:02:39] io [706/1102] has challenged kenyon [786/915] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:26:33 is added to io's clock.
[10/19/22 21:05:18] Drin stole kenyon's level 115 amulet while they were sleeping! Drin leaves their old level 49 amulet behind, which kenyon then takes.
[10/20/22 06:04:53] cornfeedhobo [607/705] has come upon kenyon [464/842] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:41:39 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/21/22 02:09:54] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:03:08 from level 70.
[10/21/22 03:38:05] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:30:07 towards level 70.
[10/21/22 11:21:32] Aksej [301/585] has come upon kenyon [175/842] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:50:39 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[10/21/22 13:06:38] enteral [417/634] has come upon kenyon [233/842] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:56:36 is removed from enteral's clock.
[10/21/22 17:08:02] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:06 towards level 70.
[10/21/22 23:53:31] kenyon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:04:46 from level 70.
[10/22/22 00:29:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 04:48:33 from level 70.
[10/23/22 19:47:51] Minus [68/794] has come upon kenyon [834/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:02:09 is added to Minus's clock.
[10/23/22 21:13:30] Kachin [300/984] has come upon kenyon [74/842] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:49:02 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[10/24/22 05:07:17] kenyon, simple, and judahnator [2327/2371] have team battled thornrag, MELOONi, and ChowderKeg [251/2423] and won! 2 days, 06:03:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/22 14:15:45] kenyon [668/842] has challenged ramdac [165/288] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:33:37 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/25/22 20:17:04] TauPan [655/832] has challenged kenyon [269/842] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:48:57 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[10/27/22 06:40:51] el [66/695] has come upon kenyon [826/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:23 is added to el's clock.
[10/28/22 10:08:09] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:35 towards level 70.
[10/28/22 22:52:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 10 days, 15:34:42 toward level 70.
[10/29/22 07:28:17] kenyon and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/22 20:36:01] kenyon [26/842] has challenged Asara [427/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:33 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/30/22 03:36:43] aqsd [36/794] has come upon kenyon [589/842] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:16:45 is added to aqsd's clock.
[10/30/22 06:19:04] kenyon [116/842] has come upon Affliction [118/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:54:58 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/30/22 14:10:20] pallas [187/384] has challenged kenyon [363/842] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to pallas's clock.
[10/31/22 07:42:44] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:01 towards level 70.
[11/03/22 07:50:56] kenyon learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:49:26 from level 70.
[11/04/22 00:29:33] kenyon sharpened the edge of their weapon! kenyon's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/22 07:29:41] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:44 towards level 70.
[11/05/22 23:21:07] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:51 towards level 70.
[11/06/22 04:53:42] kenyon [20/874] has come upon Misza [197/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:11 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/06/22 15:17:23] kptr [115/481] has challenged kenyon [267/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:28:47 is added to kptr's clock.
[11/06/22 21:53:43] Zaratustra, Cirdan, and buzel [2188/2572] have team battled AlinConstantin, Stevland, and kenyon [1319/1884] and won! 4 days, 16:38:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/22 12:27:27] kenyon [149/874] has challenged pallas [261/388] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:47:08 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/07/22 15:41:42] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:08:59 towards level 71.
[11/07/22 19:11:53] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:06:03 towards level 71.
[11/07/22 23:45:18] kenyon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:23:33 from level 71.
[11/09/22 18:33:21] Stevland [683/792] has challenged kenyon [479/881] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:09:37 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[11/10/22 07:00:28] Kritzefitz, nawcom, and kiska [2000/2701] have team battled t3chn0, kenyon, and laama [906/2515] and won! 0 days, 04:49:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/22 08:27:17] idleneutral [343/593] has come upon kenyon [668/881] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:35:54 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[11/10/22 09:41:51] Misza [556/1011] has come upon kenyon [69/881] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:17:31 is removed from Misza's clock.
[11/12/22 02:14:14] judahnator, Russell, and Techman [178/2497] have team battled Aksej, Kachin, and kenyon [232/2459] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/22 14:18:22] kenyon and Pricey have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/22 18:45:49] buzel, kenyon, tswsl, and slim have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/22 05:33:04] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:39:34 towards level 71.
[11/13/22 20:38:28] kenyon and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/22 11:05:21] VonToutCourt [799/1387] has come upon kenyon [228/885] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:28:46 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[11/14/22 18:51:59] TauPan, kenyon, and Ecko [547/2703] have team battled StalkR, idlegood, and dwfreed [331/2496] and won! 2 days, 21:53:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/22 19:59:48] Thorael [199/685] has challenged kenyon [800/885] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:30:53 is added to Thorael's clock.
[11/15/22 02:25:58] kenyon and Stevland have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 10:06:28] Misza, EddieT137, and kenyon [1190/2841] have team battled judahnator, Asara, and Forud [218/2029] and won! 0 days, 17:31:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 17:34:47] Algernon, aqsd, and ephemer0l [135/2232] have team battled kenyon, contyk, and Arch [293/2314] and lost! 0 days, 23:41:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/22 22:49:27] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:42:20 towards level 71.
[11/17/22 00:31:04] kenyon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:45:48 from level 71.
[11/17/22 04:11:48] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:51:11 from level 71.
[11/17/22 17:35:00] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:58 towards level 71.
[11/17/22 20:34:35] TheSilentLink, linear, and Andrio [1116/1741] have team battled Ganonk, hax404, and kenyon [958/1768] and won! 0 days, 00:25:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/22 05:11:31] kenyon and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/22 01:07:04] TimeWarp, ChowderKeg, and "\@_ [236/2735] have team battled kenyon, zankore, and yano [167/2412] and won! 3 days, 06:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/22 13:24:36] Affliction [376/913] has challenged kenyon [337/885] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:20:34 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[11/20/22 03:27:33] kenyon [232/885] has challenged Psilocybe [581/1110] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:11:16 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/20/22 05:35:34] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:18:42 towards level 71.
[11/20/22 18:10:55] Gorek, Lnk, and Theleveler [2235/2893] have team battled kenyon, brycec, and tswsl [1688/2576] and won! 1 day, 21:19:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/22 07:43:56] apb [740/925] has challenged kenyon [359/885] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/22/22 07:43:56] apb has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:02:37 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/23/22 12:25:10] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:02 towards level 71.
[11/23/22 19:43:05] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:34 towards level 71.
[11/23/22 20:35:26] kenyon [243/885] has come upon StalkR [480/835] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:25:05 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/23/22 21:47:12] heisenbug [128/669] has challenged kenyon [443/885] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:29:50 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/24/22 01:49:18] kenyon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:57:54 from level 71.
[11/24/22 04:57:10] _sh [101/788] has come upon kenyon [494/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:55:21 is added to _sh's clock.
[11/24/22 12:50:38] talisein [448/760] has challenged kenyon [675/885] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:20:35 is added to talisein's clock.
[11/24/22 13:50:51] kenyon [843/885] has challenged AlexS [141/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:28:13 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/25/22 02:58:45] cadfael, Ankhers, and ZOTTA [1443/2248] have team battled kenyon, dwfreed, and jacob1 [2826/3064] and lost! 1 day, 06:07:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/22 05:32:08] Techman, Ganonk, kenyon, and rawgreaze have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/22 08:19:41] blabber [283/861] has come upon kenyon [310/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:23:21 is added to blabber's clock.
[11/25/22 20:25:49] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:19 towards level 71.
[11/26/22 01:50:23] Cirdan, jacob1, and signofzeta [982/3024] have team battled AlexS, iiriix, and kenyon [738/2146] and won! 0 days, 13:55:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/22 05:59:58] kenyon [823/885] has challenged cadfael [349/795] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:04:14 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/26/22 12:02:40] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:49 towards level 71.
[11/26/22 13:07:46] kenyon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:34:16 from level 71.
[11/28/22 00:09:28] kenyon [449/885] has challenged zgrep [475/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:51 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/30/22 21:19:19] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:36 towards level 71.
[11/30/22 23:38:36] hugga [11/587] has come upon kenyon [200/885] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:32:52 is added to hugga's clock.
[12/02/22 23:53:00] mordac [599/649] has come upon kenyon [757/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:28:19 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/03/22 00:52:07] kenyon got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:42 from level 71.
[12/03/22 05:38:12] kenyon [8/885] has come upon gildarts [180/832] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:08 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/04/22 13:49:48] d4n13L, Lord255, and bookworm [521/1839] have team battled kenyon, solarsparq, and Sombra [2035/2561] and lost! 0 days, 13:04:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/22 16:22:59] kenyon [383/885] has challenged jayvee [979/1069] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/06/22 05:54:09] nawcom [29/529] has come upon kenyon [0/885] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:45:28 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[12/06/22 16:12:59] laama [186/744] has challenged kenyon [822/891] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to laama's clock.
[12/06/22 22:15:22] kenyon, spex, and zgrep [422/2595] have team battled scumola, Psilocybe, and slim [1502/2571] and lost! 4 days, 03:22:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/22 02:58:53] nowz and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/22 06:00:58] kenyon [435/891] has challenged ephemer0l [317/747] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:11:22 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/07/22 12:36:02] kenyon and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/22 21:56:35] kenyon and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/22 10:33:48] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:28:15 towards level 72.
[12/09/22 00:45:27] Comnenus [164/251] has challenged kenyon [102/891] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:48 is removed from Comnenus's clock.
[12/09/22 10:50:01] tswsl [212/684] has come upon kenyon [22/891] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:42:53 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[12/09/22 14:31:30] EddieT137 [263/979] has come upon kenyon [418/891] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:28:59 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[12/10/22 07:18:59] washclof [990/1061] has come upon kenyon [43/891] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:50:24 is removed from washclof's clock.
[12/10/22 16:25:14] kenyon and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/22 07:14:53] kenyon, AlinConstantin, and munkis [1258/2330] have team battled Khorne, StalkR, and EddieT137 [2488/2900] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/22 20:34:53] kenyon invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:05:18 towards level 72.
[12/12/22 20:28:45] buzel and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 07:44:05] Chuck, buzel, and Tenedos [770/1957] have team battled Pinkman, kenyon, and wille [588/2355] and won! 1 day, 00:28:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 17:26:20] kenyon and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 19:05:33] kenyon got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:17:54 from level 72.
[12/14/22 11:39:40] zgrep [19/625] has come upon kenyon [646/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:12:20 is added to zgrep's clock.
[12/14/22 16:12:18] kenyon [261/891] has come upon eising [104/882] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:04:04 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/15/22 13:45:21] kenyon [261/891] has come upon Bluedog [141/933] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:31:32 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/16/22 09:37:52] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:22 towards level 72.
[12/17/22 09:31:44] kenyon [717/891] has come upon Matthew [147/293] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:00:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/20/22 04:16:15] kenyon and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/22 08:04:25] Acolarh [167/934] has come upon kenyon [121/891] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:26:36 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[12/20/22 18:05:53] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:36 towards level 72.
[12/22/22 13:24:24] zgrep [331/652] has come upon kenyon [541/891] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:22:05 is added to zgrep's clock.
[12/23/22 02:03:09] kenyon and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 04:44:46] vadas [508/517] has challenged kenyon [379/891] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from vadas's clock.
[12/23/22 11:55:06] cfjk, Matthew, and Hex [330/1590] have team battled soltys, Tangles, and kenyon [1791/2581] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/22 12:42:11] dwfreed [1017/1147] has come upon kenyon [36/891] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:55:58 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[12/23/22 15:35:01] BastelBot, kenyon, and Tabmow [64/2484] have team battled soltys, Drin, and Paganel [1358/2459] and lost! 1 day, 02:25:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/22 21:38:36] kenyon [149/891] has challenged gusto [280/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:34 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/24/22 02:46:17] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:12 towards level 72.
[12/24/22 13:43:10] vegadark [262/650] has come upon kenyon [400/891] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:16:41 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/24/22 15:52:21] Tabmow [714/841] has come upon kenyon [579/891] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:57:52 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[12/24/22 18:06:13] LeD, mordac, and Thorael [545/1937] have team battled kenyon, wowbagger, and Abe [1557/1935] and lost! 1 day, 17:16:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/22 23:46:20] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:29 towards level 72.
[12/25/22 17:54:25] Carl, yano, and CornFly [127/2625] have team battled kenyon, allo, and enteral [1533/2277] and lost! 0 days, 08:07:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/22 18:03:12] contyk, thornrag, and HellSpawn [2169/2399] have team battled kenyon, Khorne, and Carl [2174/2817] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 06:24:13] kenyon, Puff, jacob1, and pasquale have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/22 15:14:31] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:25 towards level 72.
[12/28/22 04:05:18] kenyon found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:17 towards level 72.
[12/28/22 08:18:16] jacob1 [843/1039] has come upon kenyon [823/891] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:04:12 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/28/22 10:17:23] Andrio and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 12:04:35] kenyon, achin, and \dev\ice [1288/2041] have team battled JamCow, vegadark, and fstrelok [894/2268] and won! 0 days, 01:27:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 17:53:51] kenyon [554/905] has challenged munkis [706/844] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/31/22 20:21:18] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:29:12 towards level 73.
[01/02/23 05:33:23] kenyon found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:07:21 towards level 73.
[01/02/23 06:21:02] kenyon, freeboson, and rawgreaze [1110/2870] have team battled thornrag, Bluedog, and kptr [637/2140] and won! 1 day, 17:56:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/23 07:07:18] kenyon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/23 08:38:06] TimeWarp, ahmubashshir, and tomgus1 [1489/2115] have team battled adamus1red, kenyon, and idlegood [846/2749] and won! 1 day, 08:55:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/23 12:53:48] kptr [75/500] has come upon kenyon [576/905] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:29:11 is added to kptr's clock.
[01/03/23 03:34:26] Abe [8/564] has challenged kenyon [602/905] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:07:05 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/03/23 05:59:23] Dan and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/23 22:37:45] sam, kenyon, and vegadark [1449/2498] have team battled Platonides, mordac, and Tenedos [493/2029] and won! 1 day, 19:04:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/23 19:34:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 11 days, 21:30:05 toward level 73.
[01/04/23 20:38:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 13:27:57 from level 73.
[01/06/23 11:42:59] kenyon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:46:35 from level 73.
[01/06/23 16:35:49] jacob1 [438/1042] has come upon kenyon [26/905] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:07:36 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/06/23 19:18:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 29 days, 03:08:17 toward level 73.
[01/08/23 02:31:41] kenyon [619/905] has come upon kinus [228/506] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:44:26 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/08/23 05:48:09] wowbagger [428/486] has come upon kenyon [471/905] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:59:59 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[01/09/23 00:44:44] kenyon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:22:13 from level 73.
[01/09/23 02:34:12] kenyon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/23 14:49:07] Algernon, Puff, and A_Dragon [1762/2605] have team battled kenyon, freeboson, and io [2074/3009] and lost! 0 days, 20:09:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/23 18:40:39] Berserker, kenyon, and hax404 [213/1748] have team battled McMemo, signofzeta, and pyre [1524/2181] and lost! 0 days, 18:44:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/23 19:16:57] kenyon [763/905] has challenged cfjk [612/622] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:03:05 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/13/23 18:10:18] kenyon got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:11:25 from level 73.
[01/14/23 21:43:39] freeboson, bg, and sam [2992/3046] have team battled Forud, magnor, and kenyon [1621/2010] and won! 4 days, 23:22:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/23 19:44:41] sc [456/755] has challenged kenyon [630/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:56:36 is added to sc's clock.
[01/16/23 01:22:49] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:11 towards level 73.
[01/16/23 15:07:44] kenyon and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 13:11:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 08:40:38 from level 73.
[01/17/23 14:23:18] vegadark, sam, and kenyon [40/2492] have team battled DownAndUp, Cirdan, and crysis [2216/2399] and lost! 0 days, 20:46:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/23 17:42:38] kenyon set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:48:53 from level 73.
[01/18/23 21:09:53] kenyon was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:03:00 from level 73.
[01/19/23 04:12:19] Theleveler [260/843] has come upon kenyon [206/905] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:48:05 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[01/19/23 07:04:52] washclof [416/1070] has challenged kenyon [555/905] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:58:51 is added to washclof's clock.
[01/21/23 02:52:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:14:36 from level 73.
[01/21/23 12:00:58] kenyon invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:28 towards level 73.
[01/21/23 18:01:44] CrashOverride, postikana, and cornfeedhobo [912/1943] have team battled Sherpard2, kenyon, and signofzeta [1884/2567] and lost! 0 days, 17:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/23 08:36:33] kenyon [891/905] has challenged Clarth [279/380] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:02:12 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/23/23 23:04:32] kenyon and pyre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/23 04:48:06] kenyon got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:11:04 from level 74.
[01/24/23 15:48:24] SpaceCowboyNeo [224/290] has challenged kenyon [731/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to SpaceCowboyNeo's clock.
[01/25/23 01:50:05] SirNeo [328/557] has challenged kenyon [840/905] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:02:20 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[01/25/23 08:30:05] zgrep [242/761] has come upon kenyon [346/905] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:10:35 is added to zgrep's clock.
[01/25/23 14:28:54] EddieT137, unicron, and kenyon [1057/2579] have team battled pyre, muirrum, and Chuck [1842/1929] and lost! 5 days, 13:41:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 17:48:53] kenyon and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/23 13:25:48] kenyon fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! kenyon's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/28/23 09:47:20] kenyon and SirNeo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/23 21:47:13] RussellB, kenyon, ufo-piloot, and io have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/23 01:01:12] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:25 towards level 74.
[01/29/23 16:51:50] Forud, tomhek, and kenyon [152/2583] have team battled Ganonk, Cockatrice, and achin [1091/2137] and lost! 2 days, 04:54:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/23 03:09:56] kenyon [195/898] has challenged kptr [43/520] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:39:19 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/02/23 01:29:36] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:12:12 towards level 74.
[02/03/23 02:15:54] kenyon [37/898] has come upon Berserker [84/471] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:17:31 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/04/23 06:29:59] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:00:46 towards level 74.
[02/05/23 08:30:39] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:55:24 from level 74.
[02/07/23 07:45:18] kenyon [254/898] has challenged bobvador [821/1014] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:16:20 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/07/23 08:12:21] d4n13L, kzootech, and kenyon [300/2057] have team battled ChowderKeg, CrashOverride, and binaryhermit [1630/2447] and lost! 2 days, 15:30:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/23 17:38:07] kenyon, elf, and CornFly [1065/2441] have team battled zgrep, damyan, and thornrag [1704/2184] and lost! 5 days, 16:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/23 00:22:48] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:38:00 towards level 74.
[02/09/23 12:43:04] washclof [365/1080] has come upon kenyon [594/898] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:25:05 is added to washclof's clock.
[02/10/23 22:20:16] kenyon, Zaratustra, Cockatrice, and blabber have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/23 22:30:09] kenyon discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:39 towards level 74.
[02/11/23 14:45:16] postikana, kenyon, SirNeo, and freeboson have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/23 18:42:50] krustenkaese [115/142] has challenged kenyon [578/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to krustenkaese's clock.
[02/11/23 20:50:27] kenyon lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:46:59 from level 74.
[02/12/23 02:35:39] vectr0n [239/623] has come upon kenyon [216/898] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:26:56 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[02/12/23 02:40:04] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:08 towards level 74.
[02/12/23 18:07:06] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:22 towards level 74.
[02/13/23 00:10:48] tsr [477/730] has come upon kenyon [161/898] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:34:17 is removed from tsr's clock.
[02/13/23 01:52:10] Melon [825/936] has come upon kenyon [249/898] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:46:41 is removed from Melon's clock.
[02/13/23 07:14:56] kenyon [623/898] has challenged nya [1122/1272] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:44:45 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/13/23 08:08:28] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:06 towards level 74.
[02/17/23 13:13:48] xbill, ToHellWithGA, and kenyon [2454/2989] have team battled shikhin, t3chn0, and eroc1990 [2327/2512] and won! 2 days, 18:04:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/23 19:01:41] d4n13L [480/563] has come upon kenyon [666/898] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:40:41 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[02/17/23 21:10:53] kenyon got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:38:07 from level 74.
[02/18/23 02:15:48] kenyon, V, and blabber [1068/2779] have team battled HeavyPodda, Luca, and zbe [1884/2200] and lost! 1 day, 07:10:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/23 04:49:51] kenyon, AlexS, and Khorne [1705/2533] have team battled eroc1990, gildarts, and laama [1401/2425] and won! 2 days, 01:34:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/23 10:43:00] drahthaar [1168/1235] has challenged kenyon [827/898] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:10:41 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/21/23 03:59:24] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:43 towards level 74.
[02/21/23 19:18:54] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:04 towards level 74.
[02/22/23 07:03:38] Wam [804/1052] has come upon kenyon [881/898] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:05:48 is added to Wam's clock.
[02/22/23 23:58:00] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:41 towards level 74.
[02/24/23 22:15:43] kenyon [865/898] has come upon Acolarh [175/939] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:06:44 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/25/23 20:19:24] kenyon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:41 from level 74.
[02/26/23 17:08:06] kenyon [639/898] has challenged bobvador [938/1022] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/26/23 21:03:07] kenyon was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:21:03 from level 75.
[02/27/23 23:28:38] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:40:07 towards level 75.
[03/01/23 16:52:29] kenyon, Acolarh, and MetaNova [1378/2589] have team battled alexlehm, TimeWarp, and hax404 [905/1650] and won! 1 day, 00:55:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/23 19:14:01] kenyon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:56:07 from level 75.
[03/02/23 07:42:51] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:29:30 towards level 75.
[03/04/23 04:26:43] canton7, kenyon, and V [2531/2630] have team battled pfoley, Acolarh, and pyre [1472/2548] and won! 1 day, 19:43:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/23 18:19:52] kenyon got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:26:07 from level 75.
[03/05/23 04:40:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 12 days, 08:29:30 toward level 75.
[03/06/23 01:31:40] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/23 15:18:56] kenyon and Pricey have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/23 16:18:00] Asara, thornrag, and dax [1651/1920] have team battled rawgreaze, kenyon, and crank [2197/2548] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/23 00:53:21] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:55:18 towards level 75.
[03/07/23 05:58:02] jayvee, kenyon, and hugga [140/2860] have team battled Covid-19, Jens, and slim [571/2060] and lost! 0 days, 19:55:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/23 09:53:18] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:16:54 towards level 75.
[03/08/23 06:16:51] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:04:05 towards level 75.
[03/10/23 18:24:17] kenyon died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:33:14 from level 75.
[03/10/23 19:46:14] scumola, bananaboat, and kenyon [69/2626] have team battled dbx12, postikana, and BastelBot [794/1583] and lost! 1 day, 08:29:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/23 18:58:14] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:22 towards level 75.
[03/13/23 18:41:20] kenyon got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:23:27 from level 75.
[03/14/23 06:01:25] tomhek [488/826] has come upon kenyon [850/904] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:15:40 is added to tomhek's clock.
[03/14/23 11:26:45] nawcom, n0ssh, and ichabodiedcrane [1458/1543] have team battled kenyon, nya, and sc [1404/3025] and won! 0 days, 02:25:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/23 22:06:25] kenyon and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/23 14:00:13] Cirdan, buzel, and Kachin [1129/2759] have team battled HellSpawn, kenyon, and unicron [1978/2538] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 16:04:42] kevkev [171/365] has challenged kenyon [899/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to kevkev's clock.
[03/16/23 04:37:03] kenyon broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:30:50 from level 75.
[03/16/23 18:00:44] kenyon and binaryhermit have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/23 19:24:04] kenyon and munkis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/23 22:00:11] TheSilentLink [408/873] has challenged kenyon [622/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:26 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/19/23 02:01:49] binaryhermit [85/828] has come upon kenyon [369/904] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:40:14 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[03/20/23 23:29:31] ukleinek, confunctius, and kenyon [1657/2425] have team battled ToHellWithGA, allo, and Thorael [1774/2609] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/23 11:12:55] cadfael, ChowderKeg, and Techman [682/2675] have team battled t3chn0, kenyon, and JigmeDatse [1494/2610] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/23 14:18:58] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/23 20:30:05] kenyon [30/909] has challenged TimWolla [663/972] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:12:41 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/23/23 02:03:38] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:01 towards level 75.
[03/23/23 21:35:27] LeD [5/656] has challenged kenyon [222/909] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:03:10 is added to LeD's clock.
[03/24/23 03:21:40] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:44 towards level 75.
[03/26/23 21:56:06] kenyon bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:35:13 towards level 75.
[03/27/23 02:34:02] kenyon, Stevland, and soygirl [1535/2128] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, Luca, and Dan [1382/1563] and won! 0 days, 00:55:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/23 11:01:09] kenyon bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:44:51 from level 75.
[03/27/23 23:30:16] talisein, washclof, and Faradome [1837/2274] have team battled kenyon, MadMan, and anarcat [1979/2564] and lost! 3 days, 06:27:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/23 00:24:10] Bolded [221/959] has come upon kenyon [465/909] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:42:19 is added to Bolded's clock.
[03/28/23 21:04:20] kenyon [46/909] has come upon TheSilentLink [273/873] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:00:00 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/28/23 22:36:13] Wolf, kenyon, and unicron [1325/2379] have team battled "\@_, alexlehm, and arkie [2043/2148] and lost! 1 day, 00:53:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/23 07:52:34] Carl [105/890] has come upon kenyon [523/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:36:34 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/30/23 09:14:13] Pricey [208/515] has come upon kenyon [854/909] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:23:36 is added to Pricey's clock.
[03/30/23 10:27:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 2 days, 21:40:04 toward level 75.
[03/31/23 06:46:55] BenDover, n0ssh, and d4n13L [139/1682] have team battled kenyon, Arch, and SirNeo [180/2341] and lost! 0 days, 19:52:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/23 03:46:30] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:10 towards level 75.
[04/01/23 09:08:10] herald [646/715] has challenged kenyon [844/909] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to herald's clock.
[04/01/23 09:24:59] soygirl [81/258] has challenged kenyon [184/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to soygirl's clock.
[04/03/23 12:33:30] bobvador, muirrum, and kenyon [2009/2563] have team battled tomhek, kzootech, and dyvonna [1529/2294] and won! 0 days, 21:16:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 08:02:51] zbe and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 19:32:30] kenyon bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:05:00 from level 75.
[04/04/23 23:27:07] kenyon bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:50 towards level 75.
[04/05/23 02:56:02] kenyon and jayvee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/23 22:40:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 0 days, 08:48:25 toward level 75.
[04/05/23 23:28:48] damyan, kenyon, Wolf, and gradator have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/23 08:22:30] kenyon [399/910] has challenged Wolf [203/812] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:47:22 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/06/23 12:12:58] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:47:29 towards level 76.
[04/06/23 12:26:55] kenyon, Chuck, and canton7 [2316/2449] have team battled jaxson, d4n13L, and Drin [690/1910] and won! 7 days, 10:57:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/23 07:54:06] kenyon [722/917] has challenged SuzakuMedli [669/1112] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:50:28 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/09/23 01:39:56] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:50:09 towards level 76.
[04/09/23 09:43:11] kenyon learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:52:47 towards level 76.
[04/11/23 04:04:31] Gorek, kenyon, MetaNova, and ChowderKeg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/23 01:13:06] kenyon [342/917] has challenged fstrelok [583/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:34:56 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/12/23 11:15:22] kenyon [123/917] has challenged thornrag [462/686] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:40:56 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/12/23 13:17:50] kenyon got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:01:23 from level 76.
[04/12/23 23:15:15] kenyon [59/917] has come upon postikana [278/504] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:23:52 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/13/23 17:22:59] kenyon and Stevland have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/23 22:22:58] kenyon [885/917] has challenged dax [483/487] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:41:17 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/14/23 06:59:16] dax [142/487] has come upon kenyon [786/917] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:45:54 is added to dax's clock.
[04/14/23 15:26:33] kenyon [894/917] has challenged hdm [901/963] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:00:56 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/15/23 22:30:15] ZOTTA, CodeB, and bananaboat [222/2408] have team battled RussellB, SirBummelz, and kenyon [1753/2761] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/23 05:03:09] alephnull [119/227] has challenged kenyon [421/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/17/23 08:47:25] kenyon, GilbertErik, and Przemek [1636/2155] have team battled Ganonk, pants, and Finley [102/2372] and won! 1 day, 20:44:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/23 14:37:08] ukleinek, Acolarh, kenyon, and laama have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/23 17:54:07] gormenghast [110/137] has challenged kenyon [857/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to gormenghast's clock.
[04/19/23 16:53:37] kenyon [34/917] has challenged thatmint [479/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:16:41 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/20/23 13:58:21] kenyon [753/917] has challenged pwae [232/777] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:42 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/20/23 23:32:00] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:07 towards level 76.
[04/21/23 19:55:28] Daikojun [78/325] has challenged kenyon [512/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[04/22/23 08:30:14] kenyon and vadas have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/23 15:35:08] alephnull [90/328] has come upon kenyon [827/917] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:29 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/22/23 23:45:07] apb, kenyon, and Covid-19 [284/2846] have team battled alexlehm, AlexS, and enteral [223/1881] and won! 0 days, 05:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/23 01:49:28] kenyon found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:11 towards level 76.
[04/23/23 02:11:28] kenyon [252/917] has challenged Thorael [409/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:53 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/23/23 20:16:00] Lnk, Tangles, and munkis [936/2409] have team battled Pricey, kenyon, and tsr [2093/2146] and lost! 1 day, 15:06:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/23 00:31:54] kenyon, HeavyPodda, gusto, and drahthaar have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/23 14:10:35] kenyon [655/917] has come upon nya [1156/1196] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:21 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/26/23 00:08:30] kenyon [846/917] has challenged Ankhers [294/722] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/26/23 15:27:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 23 days, 16:52:12 toward level 77.
[04/27/23 16:14:20] apb and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/23 18:23:36] talisein, kenyon, and HellSpawn [143/2520] have team battled soygirl, Asara, and Kachin [1287/2303] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/23 21:12:23] Bluedog, ice303, and Przemek [477/1576] have team battled Minus, olsner, and kenyon [400/2282] and won! 0 days, 03:02:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/23 04:49:59] kenyon [280/917] has challenged hdm [767/993] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:27:01 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/30/23 10:02:14] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:43:38 towards level 77.
[04/30/23 15:55:36] soltys [226/998] has come upon kenyon [797/917] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:40:17 is added to soltys's clock.
[04/30/23 16:34:47] Puff [294/673] has come upon kenyon [484/917] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:39:39 is added to Puff's clock.
[05/01/23 12:51:53] kenyon and AlexS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 17:48:25] blabber, kenyon, and xbill [2094/3067] have team battled KindOne, Fenrik, and Kachin [16/2792] and won! 5 days, 00:38:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 19:51:08] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:32 towards level 77.
[05/02/23 12:24:28] Carl, style, and kenyon [376/2297] have team battled hax404, Kritzefitz, and gildarts [1019/2459] and lost! 3 days, 13:06:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/23 05:31:26] blabber [818/1118] has come upon kenyon [770/917] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:50:31 is removed from blabber's clock.
[05/03/23 18:57:19] Daikojun, happymeal, and kenyon [1241/1814] have team battled Nysdar, IFireflyl, and joes [1141/1457] and won! 0 days, 10:56:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/23 01:56:05] kenyon [556/917] has come upon Techman [620/968] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:11:59 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/05/23 12:21:55] Centrixx [927/1075] has come upon kenyon [204/917] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:30:15 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[05/07/23 04:14:37] Tenorman [417/799] has come upon kenyon [388/917] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:41:58 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/07/23 16:27:28] pwae, tomhek, and JigmeDatse [871/2369] have team battled Bluedog, Techman, and kenyon [147/2718] and won! 3 days, 02:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/23 00:21:16] kenyon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:26:10 from level 77.
[05/08/23 07:54:28] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:35:03 towards level 77.
[05/08/23 14:12:18] el [295/698] has come upon kenyon [251/917] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:59:23 is removed from el's clock.
[05/10/23 05:39:41] kenyon discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:06:19 towards level 77.
[05/10/23 15:55:03] caeli, Cockatrice, and Angelina [924/2409] have team battled eroc1990, jaxson, and kenyon [1062/2224] and lost! 2 days, 19:46:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/23 04:05:02] kenyon [201/917] has come upon bookworm [264/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:23:51 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/12/23 13:56:44] kenyon [407/917] has challenged olsner [266/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:50:47 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/12/23 19:53:57] Fenrik [1045/1258] has challenged kenyon [667/917] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[05/12/23 19:53:57] Fenrik has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:41:18 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/15/23 05:26:08] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:11:11 towards level 77.
[05/15/23 09:06:45] mordac, kenyon, and hdm [132/2574] have team battled GilbertErik, TimWolla, and Covid-19 [1201/2746] and lost! 1 day, 15:12:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/23 13:17:15] kenyon [853/917] has challenged Minus [488/898] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:07:27 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/16/23 19:02:27] CornFly [592/808] has come upon kenyon [29/917] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:26:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/17/23 14:01:30] kinus, kenyon, Malvolio, and Fehu have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/23 16:23:30] hugga [511/918] has challenged kenyon [233/917] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:01:25 is removed from hugga's clock.
[05/19/23 14:40:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 0 days, 06:57:16 toward level 77.
[05/20/23 16:39:39] kenyon [84/917] has challenged sc [783/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:52 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/21/23 20:22:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 0 days, 00:46:01 toward level 77.
[05/21/23 20:45:56] washclof [89/1097] has challenged kenyon [68/917] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:59:01 is removed from washclof's clock.
[05/21/23 21:46:10] Aksej [181/1033] has challenged kenyon [270/917] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:50:18 is added to Aksej's clock.
[05/22/23 00:46:49] kenyon [11/917] has challenged vegadark [183/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:48 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/22/23 01:35:16] kenyon [173/917] has challenged io [90/1138] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:54:34 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/22/23 08:00:30] Tangles and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/23 00:14:30] kenyon and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/23 19:57:32] Gangsterish, canton7, and VonToutCourt [1040/2755] have team battled kenyon, vegadark, and Acolarh [87/2634] and won! 0 days, 00:28:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/23 01:58:20] kenyon [300/917] has challenged megubyte [207/569] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:51:35 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/25/23 08:41:55] t3chn0, olsner, and gildarts [1152/2732] have team battled Ankhers, kenyon, and CodeGeek [2421/2681] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/23 16:48:39] kenyon and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/23 16:29:39] bfft [526/814] has come upon kenyon [414/917] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:46:32 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/29/23 03:26:26] kenyon [637/917] has challenged tass [103/248] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:43:12 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/30/23 05:23:09] bg, misha, and soltys [1559/2636] have team battled thornrag, kenyon, and apb [1344/2552] and won! 0 days, 11:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/23 21:36:29] kenyon [324/917] has challenged mordac [137/664] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:05:42 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/31/23 20:31:52] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:26 towards level 78.
[06/01/23 04:11:45] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:19 towards level 78.
[06/01/23 22:50:35] kenyon, Tabmow, and \dev\ice [2468/2526] have team battled dbx12, Zed_Spiker, and Theleveler [1679/2001] and won! 0 days, 23:40:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/23 02:48:51] TheSilentLink [742/911] has challenged kenyon [383/917] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:32:28 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/02/23 08:50:13] kenyon [795/917] has challenged idlegood [404/735] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:15:25 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/03/23 03:41:19] kenyon and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/23 11:35:32] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:03 towards level 78.
[06/03/23 20:41:08] particleflux [339/524] has challenged kenyon [178/917] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:11:23 is removed from particleflux's clock.
[06/03/23 20:41:08] particleflux has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:16:19 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/04/23 02:19:19] sky [219/953] has come upon kenyon [58/917] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:06:37 is removed from sky's clock.
[06/04/23 05:30:15] kenyon [568/917] has come upon Pricey [120/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:08:41 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/04/23 14:13:49] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:06 towards level 78.
[06/05/23 22:12:25] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:29 towards level 78.
[06/07/23 10:42:30] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:04 towards level 78.
[06/07/23 16:00:08] kenyon [503/917] has come upon Lenny_ [257/862] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:17:07 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/08/23 00:25:13] kenyon, noex, and MadMan [1679/2025] have team battled HeavyPodda, BastelBot, and Matthew [1957/2058] and lost! 0 days, 16:46:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/23 18:43:50] kenyon and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/23 23:14:10] Theleveler [71/884] has challenged kenyon [867/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:28:40 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[06/09/23 09:29:58] kptr [0/557] has come upon kenyon [560/917] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:03:07 is added to kptr's clock.
[06/10/23 06:17:04] kenyon [741/917] has come upon Gangsterish [405/478] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:49:21 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/11/23 09:32:17] kenyon [828/917] has come upon pwae [604/805] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:32:53 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/11/23 16:08:17] kenyon [633/917] has challenged Wolf [47/820] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:28:10 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/12/23 05:37:11] bg [191/1074] has challenged kenyon [342/917] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:30:09 is added to bg's clock.
[06/12/23 15:40:09] Daikojun [455/548] has challenged kenyon [461/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:05 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[06/12/23 20:15:04] kenyon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:40:42 from level 79.
[06/12/23 21:04:03] kenyon and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/23 18:16:38] kenyon [269/917] has come upon tass [43/382] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:06:36 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/15/23 05:37:13] sc [544/1111] has come upon kenyon [21/917] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:58:07 is removed from sc's clock.
[06/17/23 02:12:55] kenyon [65/917] has challenged Blohsh [101/435] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:03:13 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/17/23 15:16:47] kenyon [47/917] has challenged ufo-piloot [297/589] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:24:12 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/18/23 04:10:26] VonToutCourt [1171/1412] has come upon kenyon [380/917] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:09:58 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[06/18/23 14:52:51] brycec, caeli, and kenyon [1524/2995] have team battled Cirdan, StalkR, and slim [1157/2694] and won! 0 days, 14:35:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/23 17:34:27] tsr, kenyon, and jacquesssss [1545/2082] have team battled Fenrik, Jens, and Tabmow [1323/2981] and won! 1 day, 08:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/23 02:35:00] MadMan [6/595] has challenged kenyon [525/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:39:44 is added to MadMan's clock.
[06/20/23 03:11:34] kenyon [72/917] has come upon dyvonna [140/1032] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:46:10 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/21/23 09:16:25] Crazycatlady [63/796] has come upon kenyon [315/917] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:53:05 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/21/23 09:41:31] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:14:24 towards level 79.
[06/21/23 14:48:50] kenyon had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:37:39 from level 79.
[06/21/23 19:37:01] kenyon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 14:42:57] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:40:43 towards level 79.
[06/24/23 03:27:48] kenyon, Succulents, and Carl [1705/1882] have team battled pfoley, tomgus1, and cfjk [738/2175] and won! 0 days, 00:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/23 22:23:04] Wam [332/1039] has come upon kenyon [603/917] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:14:07 is added to Wam's clock.
[06/25/23 08:39:06] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/23 00:33:39] kenyon EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:33:48 from level 79.
[06/29/23 05:39:52] talisein [170/613] has challenged kenyon [262/924] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:50:37 is added to talisein's clock.
[06/29/23 11:51:29] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:47:51 towards level 79.
[06/30/23 00:09:24] kenyon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:31:55 towards level 79.
[06/30/23 19:23:32] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:21:35 towards level 79.
[07/04/23 08:58:06] canton7, solarsparq, and Jens [594/2422] have team battled brycec, kenyon, and laama [2863/3177] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/23 20:05:30] io [380/1131] has come upon kenyon [85/924] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:15:53 is removed from io's clock.
[07/07/23 14:27:58] kenyon learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:14:55 towards level 79.
[07/07/23 16:44:26] kenyon burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kenyon's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/23 07:44:12] vegadark, Matthew, and Affliction [55/2134] have team battled Luca, kenyon, and megubyte [1983/2155] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/23 09:12:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 2 days, 20:54:22 toward level 79.
[07/10/23 01:32:57] cornfeedhobo [535/710] has come upon kenyon [587/915] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:21:52 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/11/23 01:39:41] canton7, Luca, and kenyon [1202/2356] have team battled MELOONi, Tabmow, and scumola [2026/2501] and lost! 4 days, 05:58:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/23 23:53:04] DrinkyBird [664/1231] has challenged kenyon [654/915] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:38:44 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/12/23 16:36:22] kenyon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:48:32 from level 79.
[07/13/23 23:26:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 14:21:25 from level 79.
[07/17/23 10:14:43] kenyon [626/915] has challenged MetaNova [563/735] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:43:23 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/18/23 07:26:49] Covid-19 and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 18:08:06] bananaboat, hax404, and apb [902/2764] have team battled shikhin, Forud, and kenyon [1975/2901] and lost! 1 day, 21:18:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/23 01:46:46] alexlehm [752/822] has come upon kenyon [396/915] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:11:02 is removed from alexlehm's clock.
[07/20/23 05:24:40] jayvee [236/694] has come upon kenyon [360/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:44:05 is added to jayvee's clock.
[07/21/23 08:21:26] TheSilentLink, mordac, and buzel [2068/2287] have team battled kenyon, sc, and cadfael [2923/2960] and lost! 1 day, 08:57:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/23 06:49:14] Ecko [114/1017] has come upon kenyon [666/915] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:30:35 is added to Ecko's clock.
[07/22/23 11:01:29] DontEvenPeek, damyan, and laama [1960/2381] have team battled alexlehm, kenyon, and Omega [681/2769] and won! 0 days, 15:01:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/23 16:58:54] Luca [12/569] has come upon kenyon [290/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:49:35 is added to Luca's clock.
[07/24/23 11:39:02] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:02 towards level 79.
[07/25/23 16:06:30] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:30 towards level 79.
[07/26/23 01:41:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 4 days, 15:56:19 toward level 79.
[07/26/23 19:52:29] jacquesssss [165/421] has come upon kenyon [329/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:24:31 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[07/27/23 17:19:08] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:24 towards level 79.
[07/30/23 10:24:58] kenyon [396/919] has challenged JigmeDatse [492/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:57 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/30/23 14:02:29] kenyon [6/1180] has challenged IFireflyl [102/541] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:54:20 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/30/23 16:59:00] nowz and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/23 21:27:25] kzootech [191/641] has challenged kenyon [922/1180] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:22:59 is added to kzootech's clock.
[07/31/23 20:08:56] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:55:13 towards level 80.
[08/01/23 10:44:07] ahmubashshir and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/23 00:18:08] ramdac [260/471] has challenged kenyon [169/1180] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:15 is removed from ramdac's clock.
[08/02/23 00:20:03] kenyon discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:58:43 towards level 80.
[08/02/23 11:46:26] Ungoliant, rawgreaze, and EddieT137 [1337/2762] have team battled soltys, kenyon, and ukleinek [2094/2925] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/23 21:43:01] kenyon lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:03:41 from level 80.
[08/04/23 01:14:08] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:17:42 towards level 80.
[08/04/23 12:07:58] drahthaar [587/861] has challenged kenyon [952/1180] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:50:25 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[08/05/23 03:47:13] blobdog [274/290] has challenged kenyon [479/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to blobdog's clock.
[08/05/23 05:28:47] oolzz [126/173] has challenged kenyon [898/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to oolzz's clock.
[08/05/23 05:59:27] fork, gegenschein, and HeavyPodda [833/2381] have team battled soltys, kenyon, and io [1816/3362] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/23 20:26:16] hax404 [341/506] has come upon kenyon [3/1180] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:23:58 is removed from hax404's clock.
[08/06/23 00:13:59] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:50:34 towards level 80.
[08/06/23 07:16:43] heisenbug and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 11:42:22] kenyon, ter0, and tomgus1 [1788/1928] have team battled canton7, damyan, and Covid-19 [1519/2607] and won! 0 days, 00:07:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/23 11:30:39] gideonstar, cornfeedhobo, and bobvador [2161/2374] have team battled ZOTTA, style, and kenyon [1889/2803] and won! 1 day, 20:24:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/23 15:17:43] GRIZZLYMAN, kenyon, and "\@_ [736/3071] have team battled dbx12, arcade_droid, and allo [1504/1869] and lost! 6 days, 17:55:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/23 03:15:31] kenyon EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:08:06 from level 80.
[08/11/23 08:16:34] nawcom, cfjk, and blobdog [386/2165] have team battled kenyon, linear, and Garg [2067/2287] and lost! 0 days, 13:03:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/23 23:59:59] kenyon got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:17:53 from level 80.
[08/13/23 01:30:33] Asara, kenyon, and TimeWarp [524/2900] have team battled Khorne, CodeGeek, and ufo-piloot [2278/3011] and lost! 0 days, 10:19:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/23 04:44:41] kenyon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:27:37 from level 80.
[08/13/23 17:28:11] ion, kenyon, Ankhers, and Crazycatlady have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/23 18:45:40] kenyon [1113/1180] has challenged Cockatrice [612/916] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:25:44 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/14/23 01:34:56] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:24:56 towards level 80.
[08/15/23 12:55:28] kenyon [1008/1180] has challenged bananaboat [338/1048] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:28:47 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/16/23 13:23:12] kenyon got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:22 from level 80.
[08/16/23 15:01:31] kenyon [1153/1180] has challenged Ankhers [68/728] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:06:59 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/16/23 17:12:42] thornrag [614/728] has come upon kenyon [422/1180] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:25:14 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[08/17/23 02:25:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 10 days, 14:34:19 toward level 80.
[08/18/23 03:09:50] kenyon [1035/1186] has challenged Platonides [470/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:29 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/18/23 06:07:04] Platonides, kenyon, and gegenschein [1733/3077] have team battled signofzeta, pants, and jayvee [2064/2963] and lost! 0 days, 11:44:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/23 12:47:23] kenyon and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/23 10:22:40] kenyon [377/1186] has challenged gildarts [359/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:11 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/20/23 20:33:57] kenyon [1060/1186] has challenged gendish [332/377] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:40:09 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/20/23 22:11:16] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/23 08:51:38] kenyon saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:08:38 from level 81.
[08/23/23 16:19:12] ahmubashshir and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/23 05:45:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 33 days, 21:12:53 toward level 81.
[08/25/23 19:31:19] kenyon, bookworm, and Platonides [128/2738] have team battled KindOne, caeli, and Kesdak [1410/1532] and lost! 4 days, 18:23:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/23 00:58:14] Gangsterish, kenyon, and Yarosh [325/2475] have team battled dbx12, yano, and Acolarh [1146/2458] and lost! 0 days, 19:42:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/23 20:18:47] kenyon [942/1194] has come upon bobvador [1035/1090] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:09:18 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/28/23 04:11:57] kenyon lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:41:32 from level 81.
[08/29/23 14:54:05] kenyon and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/23 12:05:45] jacob1 [46/904] has come upon kenyon [1178/1194] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:31:51 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/30/23 18:01:49] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:17:32 towards level 81.
[08/31/23 00:24:15] kenyon [76/1194] has challenged StalkR [889/1015] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:02:19 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/31/23 09:21:47] SSLbits [127/675] has come upon kenyon [822/1194] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:00:09 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/31/23 15:35:14] style [515/590] has challenged kenyon [857/1194] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to style's clock.
[08/31/23 15:48:17] ahmubashshir [461/632] has come upon kenyon [398/1194] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:09:39 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[09/02/23 12:54:48] Bolded [289/998] has come upon kenyon [634/1194] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:07:21 is added to Bolded's clock.
[09/02/23 21:56:26] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:56 towards level 81.
[09/02/23 23:28:37] kenyon and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/23 14:25:04] kenyon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:57:44 from level 81.
[09/04/23 03:01:48] BenDover [442/496] has come upon kenyon [975/1194] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:38:30 is added to BenDover's clock.
[09/04/23 08:58:47] boscage [761/807] has come upon kenyon [1101/1194] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:57:49 is added to boscage's clock.
[09/04/23 17:10:49] TimWolla [136/1036] has come upon kenyon [922/1194] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:44:22 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[09/05/23 02:44:25] JigmeDatse [766/841] has come upon kenyon [871/1194] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:50:16 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[09/05/23 04:48:04] kenyon and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/23 13:28:52] GRIZZLYMAN [617/667] has come upon kenyon [1126/1194] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:10:12 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[09/06/23 20:06:12] yNos [191/881] has challenged kenyon [399/1194] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:44:15 is added to yNos's clock.
[09/07/23 19:38:25] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:19:44 towards level 81.
[09/09/23 12:21:42] nawcom [685/920] has challenged kenyon [1161/1194] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:25:31 is added to nawcom's clock.
[09/09/23 20:56:24] Crazycatlady, megubyte, and Russell [1587/2591] have team battled ChowderKeg, popey, and kenyon [890/2941] and won! 4 days, 03:15:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/23 16:10:12] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:02 towards level 81.
[09/11/23 11:54:36] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:30 towards level 81.
[09/11/23 23:03:26] dyvonna and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/23 01:36:38] kenyon [751/1185] has challenged VonToutCourt [468/1366] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:31:38 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/13/23 13:13:36] boscage [706/807] has challenged kenyon [125/1185] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:40:59 is removed from boscage's clock.
[09/16/23 08:19:53] kenyon [1035/1185] has come upon kinus [443/697] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:08:24 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/16/23 19:03:48] Drin [697/1093] has challenged kenyon [880/1185] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:19:07 is added to Drin's clock.
[09/17/23 16:05:14] kenyon [514/1185] has come upon nawcom [130/920] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:34:44 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/17/23 23:42:15] coolchris [213/322] has come upon kenyon [652/1185] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:50 is added to coolchris's clock.
[09/18/23 11:59:13] cornfeedhobo, bsleep, and CompanionCube [2289/2600] have team battled hugga, kenyon, and dull [693/2068] and won! 0 days, 23:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/23 19:20:41] kenyon [416/1185] has challenged scornn [336/426] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:52:39 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/20/23 06:10:36] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:40 towards level 81.
[09/20/23 10:58:40] Pinkman [517/894] has come upon kenyon [235/1185] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:58:09 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[09/22/23 13:18:10] kenyon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:12 from level 81.
[09/23/23 11:46:38] kenyon [465/1212] has challenged Rayke [147/246] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:15:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/24/23 04:13:39] EddieT137, bfft, and el [2659/2871] have team battled kenyon, V, and Forud [264/3389] and won! 0 days, 00:32:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/23 04:37:12] kenyon found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:25:33 towards level 82.
[09/25/23 09:11:40] kenyon and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 23:02:17] canton7 [90/859] has come upon kenyon [1079/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:56:35 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/26/23 23:57:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 3 days, 06:00:54 toward level 82.
[09/28/23 15:40:16] o_be_one [3/8] has challenged kenyon [57/1212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to o_be_one's clock.
[09/28/23 17:13:10] Bluedog, kenyon, and Nysdar [1645/3076] have team battled Lenny_, dodecahedron, and tmberg [1620/2604] and won! 3 days, 09:30:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/23 04:12:45] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:43:59 towards level 82.
[10/01/23 05:15:27] sparogy [67/627] has come upon kenyon [698/1212] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:19:08 is added to sparogy's clock.
[10/02/23 11:11:26] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:10:54 towards level 82.
[10/04/23 04:22:52] kenyon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:11:31 from level 82.
[10/04/23 20:11:11] kenyon [405/1212] has challenged Ankhers [63/828] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:16:54 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/07/23 11:30:54] Mat [402/895] has come upon kenyon [128/1212] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:20:48 is removed from Mat's clock.
[10/08/23 05:30:11] HeavyPodda [238/954] has challenged kenyon [803/1212] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:45:11 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/09/23 00:29:31] olsner, cadfael, and Crazycatlady [1951/2742] have team battled Kachin, freeboson, and kenyon [307/3200] and won! 0 days, 14:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/23 09:03:52] kenyon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:59:02 from level 82.
[10/10/23 14:17:26] GRIZZLYMAN, nawcom, and io [1926/2825] have team battled elf, kenyon, and JigmeDatse [3102/3105] and lost! 3 days, 23:59:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/23 15:49:26] kenyon [100/1212] has challenged cadfael [215/753] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:59:06 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/12/23 13:24:28] kenyon bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:59:25 from level 82.
[10/13/23 04:58:16] CodeB [532/777] has come upon kenyon [1126/1212] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:45:25 is added to CodeB's clock.
[10/14/23 02:03:24] kenyon [30/1212] has challenged OobSaco [121/414] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:09:41 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/14/23 06:37:14] Kat [373/390] has challenged kenyon [1079/1212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Kat's clock.
[10/14/23 23:32:48] kenyon [270/1212] has come upon Neil [23/712] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:44:23 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/15/23 19:46:10] tomhek, hdm, and brycec [3439/3528] have team battled kenyon, StalkR, and Neil [2381/2946] and won! 1 day, 17:07:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/23 04:20:59] damyan [156/768] has challenged kenyon [600/1212] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:02:26 is added to damyan's clock.
[10/17/23 09:22:11] BastelBot [576/784] has challenged kenyon [633/1212] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:41:19 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[10/21/23 06:14:42] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:44 towards level 82.
[10/21/23 18:00:05] sky and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/23 19:10:03] Rayke [274/383] has come upon kenyon [42/1212] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:15:21 is removed from Rayke's clock.
[10/22/23 15:40:36] Visievion [263/313] has come upon kenyon [1174/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:50 is added to Visievion's clock.
[10/23/23 22:12:07] Pinkman [840/894] has come upon kenyon [1027/1212] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:07:56 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[10/24/23 02:01:56] kenyon, mordac, and StalkR [2341/2906] have team battled nathan, Bluedog, and Kurenai [951/2351] and won! 1 day, 07:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/23 11:27:15] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/23 00:13:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 6 days, 18:18:57 toward level 82.
[10/25/23 21:48:07] kenyon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:26 from level 82.
[10/26/23 03:49:47] kenyon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:34 from level 82.
[10/27/23 17:41:31] kenyon [748/1218] has challenged alexlehm [596/851] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:53:28 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/28/23 02:27:48] kenyon [600/1218] has challenged dyvonna [951/1008] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:10:13 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/31/23 07:48:25] kenyon [652/1218] has come upon Daikojun [289/590] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:26:03 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/31/23 12:24:55] misha [473/906] has come upon kenyon [620/1218] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:22 is added to misha's clock.
[10/31/23 19:37:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 06:29:43 from level 83.
[11/01/23 18:18:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 27 days, 09:23:50 toward level 83.
[11/01/23 18:51:53] anarcat [611/1257] has come upon kenyon [970/1218] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:50:48 is added to anarcat's clock.
[11/01/23 20:04:41] slim, JigmeDatse, and roosterphant [2171/2275] have team battled Lnk, kenyon, and Notir [1070/2853] and won! 1 day, 00:20:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/23 08:17:15] ledregion [237/332] has challenged kenyon [410/1218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to ledregion's clock.
[11/02/23 11:22:02] cornfeedhobo, MetaNova, and CodeB [2056/2167] have team battled Kritzefitz, kenyon, and freeboson [495/3412] and won! 0 days, 20:04:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/23 15:52:16] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:39:52 towards level 83.
[11/04/23 04:47:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 18 days, 15:33:19 toward level 83.
[11/04/23 19:22:30] SirNeo, Tangles, and bsleep [2519/3146] have team battled particleflux, scornn, and kenyon [852/2166] and won! 1 day, 01:12:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/23 05:24:18] Techman, tomhek, and freeboson [490/3233] have team battled kenyon, eising, and Kurenai [2324/3053] and lost! 0 days, 19:13:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/23 13:57:57] kenyon [946/1218] has come upon Susumurata [578/740] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:00:58 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/05/23 20:19:18] signofzeta [104/1065] has challenged kenyon [209/1218] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:05:25 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[11/05/23 21:24:04] vegadark [141/933] has come upon kenyon [857/1218] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:38:41 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/06/23 00:26:24] kenyon got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:37:34 from level 83.
[11/06/23 05:36:18] kenyon [621/1218] has come upon cadfael [280/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:10:54 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/06/23 15:08:26] JackyB [437/838] has come upon kenyon [829/1218] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:54:54 is added to JackyB's clock.
[11/08/23 15:41:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 06:05:45 from level 83.
[11/10/23 16:05:00] kenyon bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:20 from level 83.
[11/11/23 07:29:04] Cockatrice [394/899] has come upon kenyon [980/1218] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:06:30 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[11/12/23 06:10:51] kenyon [834/1218] has come upon StalkR [498/996] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:49:46 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/12/23 09:28:23] kenyon [504/1218] has come upon adamus1red [180/965] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:19:30 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/13/23 04:09:19] xarvatium [190/309] has challenged kenyon [472/1218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to xarvatium's clock.
[11/13/23 08:10:28] kenyon [1047/1218] has challenged VonToutCourt [476/1381] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:04:24 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/13/23 13:04:23] kenyon [219/1218] has challenged Kachin [791/1026] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:56:22 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/14/23 21:38:47] kenyon and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/23 15:12:16] kenyon [473/1218] has come upon tomhek [953/1191] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:14:29 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/16/23 10:12:15] gegenschein [956/1014] has come upon kenyon [763/1228] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:00:33 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[11/17/23 04:29:42] Kurenai, "\@_, and kenyon [1958/3442] have team battled StalkR, gegenschein, and CodeGeek [1049/3217] and won! 3 days, 19:18:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/23 09:35:09] GilbertErik [752/812] has challenged kenyon [555/1228] in combat and won! 21 days, 14:49:02 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[11/18/23 17:29:21] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:36:29 towards level 84.
[11/19/23 10:40:57] kenyon [983/1228] has challenged _sh [2/1095] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:08:52 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/21/23 09:52:07] kenyon [401/1228] has challenged Cockatrice [56/899] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:12:32 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/22/23 03:07:11] kenyon and BlueJay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/23 04:41:54] kenyon, insidesources, and nathan [2062/2179] have team battled KindOne, DrinkyBird, and TimWolla [52/2726] and won! 0 days, 10:52:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/23 02:56:02] Khorne [299/985] has come upon kenyon [406/1228] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:33:49 is added to Khorne's clock.
[11/24/23 04:59:29] kenyon broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:59:49 from level 84.
[11/25/23 13:09:42] Malvolio, kenyon, and gegenschein [2013/2807] have team battled Tangles, mordac, and DividedByZero [1602/2028] and won! 3 days, 06:55:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/23 15:16:24] kenyon [130/1228] has challenged adamus1red [725/954] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:07 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/26/23 11:21:12] eroc1990 [418/815] has challenged kenyon [1002/1228] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:15:10 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[11/26/23 23:06:01] Wam, RussellB, and kenyon [2687/3351] have team battled ChowderKeg, Kritzefitz, and dbx12 [268/2585] and won! 2 days, 20:17:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/23 01:54:25] Zaratustra [498/808] has come upon kenyon [273/1228] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:57:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/28/23 02:52:33] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:13:47 towards level 84.
[11/30/23 06:50:35] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:37:23 from level 84.
[12/02/23 18:05:53] Nuae [656/898] has come upon kenyon [457/1228] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:34:42 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[12/03/23 05:26:26] Abe stole kenyon's level 61 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Abe leaves their old level 46 pair of gloves behind, which kenyon then takes.
[12/03/23 22:52:32] Techman [408/1050] has come upon kenyon [818/1212] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:05:38 is added to Techman's clock.
[12/04/23 00:56:02] nya and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/23 08:11:48] kenyon [665/1212] has challenged drahthaar [100/911] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:14:47 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/04/23 17:45:35] Cockatrice, BenDover, and unicron [1951/2315] have team battled kenyon, Tabmow, and Ecko [1343/3099] and won! 1 day, 15:01:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/23 14:17:32] Kurenai, Destruia, and _sh [693/2870] have team battled kenyon, bookworm, and buzel [558/2877] and won! 2 days, 06:03:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/23 07:58:47] alexlehm [361/856] has come upon kenyon [1123/1212] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:17:20 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[12/07/23 10:55:07] kenyon fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:38:02 from level 84.
[12/09/23 03:12:07] sam [190/1012] has come upon kenyon [740/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:41:03 is added to sam's clock.
[12/09/23 07:33:00] kenyon saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:05:29 from level 84.
[12/09/23 20:15:19] tswsl [607/661] has come upon kenyon [91/1212] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:51:51 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[12/10/23 19:09:02] Forud, CodeGeek, and kenyon [51/3445] have team battled EddieT137, hax404, and thornrag [953/2357] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 22:04:35] kenyon [593/1212] has challenged Koffa [288/988] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:52:49 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/13/23 07:31:35] kenyon [916/1212] has come upon solarsparq [613/761] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:09:07 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/13/23 12:11:31] kenyon invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:16 towards level 84.
[12/13/23 19:57:19] pyre [552/768] has come upon kenyon [1005/1212] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:44:36 is added to pyre's clock.
[12/14/23 16:25:56] BenDover, allo, and Silvanus_Betrium [1345/2461] have team battled kenyon, Paganel, and slim [1184/2991] and won! 0 days, 06:55:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/23 16:00:17] kenyon and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/23 22:46:40] pastly, gradator, and kenyon [2240/2414] have team battled KindOne, dwfreed, and Blohsh [1530/2071] and won! 0 days, 08:00:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/23 12:16:07] yNos and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/23 15:10:52] kenyon [572/1212] has come upon "\@_ [196/1211] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:26:44 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/17/23 08:14:26] TimWolla, Blohsh, and signofzeta [1467/2540] have team battled particleflux, caeli, and kenyon [1071/2601] and won! 3 days, 00:20:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/23 03:00:37] kenyon and Stevland have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/23 07:08:48] roosterphant, Lord255, and freeboson [140/2025] have team battled pyre, kenyon, and DrinkyBird [1486/3217] and lost! 0 days, 19:39:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/23 08:53:20] kenyon [601/1212] has challenged HeavyPodda [339/949] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:52:24 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/20/23 09:44:03] Lilith [505/790] has come upon kenyon [683/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:12 is added to Lilith's clock.
[12/21/23 01:40:09] kenyon, caeli, and pastly [796/2515] have team battled Shinzon, particleflux, and Bluedog [1200/1744] and lost! 1 day, 22:02:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/23 19:14:26] TheSilentLink, kenyon, spex, and VonToutCourt have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/23 13:35:19] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:03:16 towards level 85.
[12/22/23 21:58:47] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:47 towards level 85.
[12/22/23 23:18:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 11 days, 18:28:36 toward level 85.
[12/22/23 23:32:10] kenyon, Daikojun, and Lnk [2199/2696] have team battled jacob1, Thorael, and Kody [272/2037] and won! 1 day, 09:53:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/23 15:18:02] saynevermore [264/292] has challenged kenyon [590/1212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to saynevermore's clock.
[12/24/23 14:21:09] Matthew and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/23 05:16:56] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:36:54 is added to their clock.
[12/26/23 01:41:55] happymeal, pfoley, and ukleinek [286/2577] have team battled kenyon, Thorael, and tomhek [240/2879] and won! 2 days, 16:09:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/23 16:52:58] jacob1, gildarts, and kinus [1955/2433] have team battled kenyon, adamus1red, and scumola [1566/2603] and won! 0 days, 23:13:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/23 22:55:56] Pinkman, aqsd, and Kody [1294/2166] have team battled wille, Affliction, and kenyon [2461/2671] and lost! 1 day, 17:35:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/23 03:53:41] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:07 towards level 85.
[12/28/23 19:58:22] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:28 towards level 85.
[12/29/23 12:40:21] BlueJay [244/449] has come upon kenyon [606/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:26:10 is added to BlueJay's clock.
[12/29/23 19:58:55] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:08 towards level 85.
[12/30/23 11:55:11] kenyon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:57:42 from level 85.
[12/31/23 09:01:18] kenyon got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:12:51 from level 85.
[01/03/24 12:12:42] kenyon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:53:47 from level 85.
[01/05/24 21:06:05] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:58 towards level 85.
[01/07/24 07:24:42] gendish, damyan, and CompanionCube [1640/1773] have team battled RussellB, kenyon, and wille [2/2644] and won! 0 days, 13:34:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/24 20:20:34] Cockroach, ukleinek, and Ungoliant [1765/2260] have team battled bsleep, A_Dragon, and kenyon [209/3495] and won! 1 day, 10:07:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/24 11:10:07] CodeGeek [1132/1217] has challenged kenyon [647/991] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:25:05 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[01/08/24 12:01:02] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:37:15 is added to their clock.
[01/09/24 08:13:52] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:26 towards level 85.
[01/09/24 15:01:47] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:05 towards level 85.
[01/09/24 23:41:30] VonToutCourt, Ungoliant, and ukleinek [2407/3187] have team battled BlueJay, TimeWarp, and kenyon [1019/2421] and won! 6 days, 03:19:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/24 09:25:34] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:25 towards level 85.
[01/10/24 11:02:45] kenyon bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:55 towards level 85.
[01/10/24 11:29:39] Carl [376/879] has come upon kenyon [780/991] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:32:32 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/11/24 02:38:13] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:11 towards level 85.
[01/11/24 16:03:39] Khorne [298/976] has come upon kenyon [927/991] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 08:42:52 is added to Khorne's clock.
[01/11/24 19:30:26] kenyon [179/991] has challenged blabber [335/1190] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:22 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/12/24 20:57:58] kenyon [583/991] has challenged Fenrik [604/1227] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/13/24 02:24:39] kenyon, kinus, and particleflux [1514/2230] have team battled HeavyPodda, Tenorman, and BlueJay [626/2344] and won! 2 days, 15:51:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 20:42:26] kenyon [844/991] has challenged Techman [551/1052] in combat and won! 16 days, 23:47:46 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/14/24 01:49:26] kenyon discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:26:55 towards level 86.
[01/14/24 16:47:13] kenyon [338/991] has challenged JackyB [662/847] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:22:50 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/15/24 19:47:57] cfjk, Nysdar, and kenyon [1663/2981] have team battled k4k0, hdm, and kptr [538/1836] and won! 0 days, 18:09:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/24 19:56:23] fangyuan [77/107] has challenged kenyon [706/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to fangyuan's clock.
[01/20/24 01:32:15] kenyon misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:48:13 from level 86.
[01/21/24 07:27:22] kenyon EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:36:47 from level 86.
[01/21/24 13:30:40] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/24 15:12:57] kenyon [339/998] has come upon Shinzon [399/514] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:16:28 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/21/24 23:32:03] Misza, fstrelok, and Bolded [86/2910] have team battled sam, Fyrgor, and kenyon [1574/2535] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 05:09:14] Sombra, tswsl, and kenyon [2069/2889] have team battled StalkR, fstrelok, and ion [2748/2768] and lost! 6 days, 09:00:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 08:32:41] t3chn0 [998/1035] has challenged kenyon [239/998] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:25:30 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[01/22/24 17:28:44] kenyon [156/1003] has come upon Tenedos [125/585] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 09:05:39 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/23/24 01:07:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 22 days, 18:01:14 toward level 86.
[01/23/24 04:37:31] kenyon [488/1003] has challenged Kurenai [324/1006] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:53:43 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/23/24 14:55:52] kenyon was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:54:59 from level 86.
[01/23/24 21:12:25] kenyon has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:10:41 from level 86.
[01/25/24 07:03:56] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:24:20 is added to their clock.
[01/26/24 09:13:53] kenyon, Minus, idlegood, and sco1 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/24 12:53:05] ahmubashshir [25/580] has come upon kenyon [946/1003] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:41:36 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[01/27/24 15:14:38] kenyon discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:56:09 towards level 86.
[01/29/24 20:53:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenyon 2 days, 20:23:52 toward level 86.
[01/30/24 13:48:12] happymeal [87/491] has come upon kenyon [566/1009] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:58 is added to happymeal's clock.
[01/30/24 17:28:07] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:11 towards level 86.
[01/31/24 19:48:34] kenyon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:30:49 from level 86.
[02/01/24 03:32:40] kenyon [351/1018] has challenged muirrum [490/606] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:53:05 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/02/24 14:12:44] kenyon saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:25:19 from level 86.
[02/02/24 15:00:17] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:37:57 towards level 86.
[02/03/24 02:16:19] kenyon lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:55:14 from level 86.
[02/03/24 22:51:21] kenyon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:04:01 from level 86.
[02/04/24 08:22:33] dwfreed [184/1139] has come upon kenyon [516/1018] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:39:15 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/04/24 13:35:58] kenyon stole sc's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 60 ring behind, which sc then takes.
[02/04/24 19:54:46] Cockroach [389/672] has challenged kenyon [699/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:28 is added to Cockroach's clock.
[02/05/24 06:31:07] VonToutCourt [281/1391] has come upon kenyon [308/1028] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:06:04 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[02/05/24 19:03:05] kenyon bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:09 towards level 86.
[02/06/24 03:59:37] kenyon [8/1028] has come upon "\@_ [675/955] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:31:56 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/06/24 08:03:49] io [277/1294] has challenged kenyon [215/1028] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:21:02 is removed from io's clock.
[02/06/24 23:07:32] kenyon [228/1028] has challenged roosterphant [248/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:52:30 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/07/24 02:06:20] kenyon got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:04 towards level 86.
[02/12/24 17:01:53] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:14 towards level 86.
[02/12/24 18:58:42] kenyon stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:23 towards level 86.
[02/12/24 23:05:04] canton7 [810/855] has come upon kenyon [649/1028] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:41:19 is removed from canton7's clock.
[02/13/24 01:28:37] nawcom [427/968] has come upon kenyon [404/1028] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 00:38:58 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[02/14/24 04:12:36] Wolf, pwae, and zbe [682/3152] have team battled vegadark, kenyon, and Zed_Spiker [1605/3082] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/24 13:45:17] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:58 towards level 86.
[02/14/24 19:14:18] GRIZZLYMAN [676/727] has come upon kenyon [269/1028] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:29:15 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[02/15/24 00:56:45] t3chn0 [526/1035] has challenged kenyon [307/1028] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:19:41 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[02/15/24 23:04:23] kenyon was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:49 from level 86.
[02/16/24 02:41:06] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:23:32 is added to their clock.
[02/16/24 12:38:17] kinus, dwfreed, and kenyon [1422/2884] have team battled pfoley, mordac, and Fraiyr [976/2298] and won! 0 days, 08:03:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/24 20:46:04] Nuae [639/883] has come upon kenyon [350/1028] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:09:10 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[02/17/24 20:52:08] kenyon [352/1028] has challenged vectr0n [353/766] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:42:46 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/17/24 23:45:08] h00k, mordac, and zifnab06 [526/2122] have team battled yang, kenyon, and jaxson [1380/2405] and lost! 4 days, 05:31:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/24 00:09:16] kenyon [664/1028] has come upon arch_il [241/258] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:20:36 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/19/24 08:25:31] kenyon, ZOTTA, and simple [1906/3426] have team battled misha, Omega, and damyan [714/2792] and won! 1 day, 02:10:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 23:08:40] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:09:53 towards level 87.
[02/20/24 02:24:05] Crazycatlady [237/1130] has challenged kenyon [816/1028] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:17:44 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/21/24 15:32:55] gideonstar [79/858] has challenged kenyon [975/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:15 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[02/22/24 15:07:24] ZOTTA [968/1275] has challenged kenyon [90/1028] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:38:13 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[02/23/24 10:03:46] BlueJay, Xenthys, and gideonstar [1065/2655] have team battled VonToutCourt, bfft, and kenyon [3205/3574] and lost! 0 days, 06:42:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/24 11:52:19] zifnab06, Tangles, and DojShadow [1849/2025] have team battled kenyon, MetaNova, and Puff [2342/2691] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/24 21:58:50] kenyon [435/1028] has challenged DojShadow [231/321] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:06:53 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/26/24 20:04:26] Affliction [625/999] has challenged kenyon [382/1028] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:21:36 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[02/26/24 23:36:28] kenyon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:57:11 from level 87.
[02/28/24 05:46:30] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:34:46 towards level 87.
[02/28/24 11:54:56] Bluedog, pyre, and kenyon [366/2895] have team battled yano, washclof, and soltys [2350/3100] and lost! 1 day, 21:23:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/24 15:15:34] VonToutCourt [7/1393] has come upon kenyon [176/1028] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:25:56 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[02/28/24 21:03:12] kenyon was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:33:30 towards level 87.
[02/29/24 02:41:30] Fyrgor [503/610] has challenged kenyon [106/1028] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:14:24 is removed from Fyrgor's clock.
[03/01/24 03:03:15] solarsparq [429/821] has challenged kenyon [665/1028] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:05:59 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[03/01/24 12:37:41] kenyon [523/1028] has come upon "\@_ [195/914] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:36:28 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/01/24 13:23:37] Ankhers, tass, and kenyon [1067/2602] have team battled Lilith, Affliction, and nowz [768/2617] and won! 0 days, 03:16:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 20:40:56] kenyon [298/1028] has challenged Butch [234/288] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:35:28 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/03/24 19:00:37] kenyon [535/1028] has challenged d4n13L [639/651] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:43:49 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/05/24 00:50:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kenyon with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 16:23:57 from level 87.
[03/06/24 13:52:23] V [1069/1177] has come upon kenyon [279/1028] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:30:36 is removed from V's clock.
[03/07/24 03:11:49] kenyon misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:54:13 from level 87.
[03/08/24 07:05:23] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:22:58 towards level 87.
[03/08/24 21:42:38] Koffa, cfjk, and soltys [1293/2911] have team battled kenyon, RussellB, and yano [270/2956] and won! 2 days, 00:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 01:54:01] kenyon [111/1028] has challenged Wolf [856/954] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:13:21 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/11/24 08:16:09] Sombra [519/1213] has come upon kenyon [195/1028] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:43:36 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/12/24 22:12:30] kenyon stole pastly's level 34 helm while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 33 helm behind, which pastly then takes.
[03/12/24 23:41:52] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 16:12:50 is added to their clock.
[03/14/24 20:05:44] Wolf [394/954] has come upon kenyon [477/1029] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:39:28 is added to Wolf's clock.
[03/14/24 20:20:21] allo [329/831] has come upon kenyon [162/1029] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 23:27:50 is removed from allo's clock.
[03/15/24 18:40:47] kenyon learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:18:05 towards level 87.
[03/15/24 20:32:26] buzel, kenyon, and thornrag [170/2324] have team battled StalkR, Pinkman, and Ankhers [1169/2823] and lost! 1 day, 23:32:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/24 19:55:48] kenyon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:31:10 from level 87.
[03/19/24 01:38:28] bird [224/394] has come upon kenyon [856/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:25:45 is added to bird's clock.
[03/19/24 02:10:46] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:47:20 towards level 87.
[03/19/24 08:00:54] misha [130/921] has come upon kenyon [882/1029] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:36:53 is added to misha's clock.
[03/19/24 23:45:41] kenyon [482/1029] has challenged kptr [158/745] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:54:46 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/20/24 00:23:48] tomhek [165/1243] has come upon kenyon [358/1029] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 00:32:13 is added to tomhek's clock.
[03/20/24 11:56:32] Lnk [294/822] has challenged kenyon [395/1029] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:40:04 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/20/24 15:39:25] Pinkman, EddieT137, and ahmubashshir [1846/2692] have team battled Wam, hax404, and kenyon [1719/2848] and won! 5 days, 07:43:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/24 06:45:43] Fischmiep [244/409] has come upon kenyon [747/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:56 is added to Fischmiep's clock.
[03/22/24 12:37:58] kenyon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:50:41 from level 87.
[03/23/24 01:07:18] kenyon [199/1029] has come upon Matthew [317/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:13:01 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/23/24 06:36:03] kenyon grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:46 towards level 87.
[03/23/24 14:34:17] Butch, zuper, and nathan [263/1707] have team battled signofzeta, Cockatrice, and kenyon [2746/3069] and lost! 0 days, 05:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/24 17:44:04] kptr [328/745] has come upon kenyon [250/1029] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 00:17:50 is removed from kptr's clock.
[03/25/24 22:37:08] kenyon got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:11 from level 87.
[03/26/24 05:57:58] kenyon is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:03:50 is added to their clock.
[03/26/24 08:45:55] gusto [804/863] has challenged kenyon [641/1029] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:29:44 is removed from gusto's clock.
[03/27/24 06:23:31] thatmint, Nuae, and nya [1376/2554] have team battled cadfael, kenyon, and misha [650/2706] and won! 0 days, 06:33:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/24 06:45:38] vegadark [916/939] has come upon kenyon [423/1029] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:03:59 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/27/24 09:47:16] kenyon fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:55:03 from level 87.
[03/27/24 23:23:46] CornFly [818/1005] has come upon kenyon [116/1029] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:48:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/28/24 03:04:21] Aksej [478/1133] has come upon kenyon [76/1029] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 04:14:31 is removed from Aksej's clock.