Player Info

User: simple
Class: Code Monkey
Admin?: Yes
Level: 81
Next level: 46 days, 12:24:25
Status: Online
Host: simp1e!~skralg@user/simple
Account Created: Fri Jun 4 19:55:27 2021
Last login: Wed Dec 27 08:46:18 2023
Total time idled: 765 days, 21:44:28
Current position: [429,60]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 160 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 297 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 44
gloves: 51
helm: 55 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 46
ring: 57 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 41
tunic: 149 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 223 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 1123

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 11:14:07
part: None
quest: 14 days, 06:12:21
quit: 74 days, 06:45:47

total: 89 days, 00:12:15

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 01:05:05] misha [3/11] has challenged simple [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:16 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/05/21 02:04:16] simple [5/15] has challenged Fenrik [23/24] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to simple's clock.
[06/05/21 02:05:50] Psilocybe [24/25] has challenged simple [7/15] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[06/05/21 02:37:22] jacob1 [12/41] has challenged simple [15/23] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/05/21 05:14:21] simple [56/59] has challenged nCrazed [12/61] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/05/21 07:01:20] simple [14/87] has challenged jgilchrist [1/110] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/05/21 08:05:24] simple [19/87] has challenged remyabel [32/67] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to simple's clock.
[06/05/21 11:59:54] V [60/90] has challenged simple [117/119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to V's clock.
[06/05/21 13:36:38] Iines [18/19] has challenged simple [130/131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Iines's clock.
[06/05/21 14:09:21] Affliction, CrashOverride, and A_Dragon [164/432] have team battled simple, Hirion, and Nysdar [386/396] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/21 18:16:20] DrinkyBird [114/165] has challenged simple [16/207] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/06/21 18:26:28] simple [53/207] has challenged mooo [1/27] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/07/21 00:46:36] simple [35/237] has challenged J-472 [99/170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to simple's clock.
[06/07/21 00:53:40] TimWolla [102/189] has challenged simple [178/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[06/07/21 09:13:57] simple [0/237] has challenged Ancalagon [192/242] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to simple's clock.
[06/07/21 19:02:29] simple [10/269] has challenged washclof [54/233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to simple's clock.
[06/07/21 23:14:25] krin [18/57] has challenged simple [211/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to krin's clock.
[06/08/21 02:04:10] szczot3k [141/204] has challenged simple [36/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from szczot3k's clock.
[06/08/21 06:25:09] simple [52/269] has challenged nya [221/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to simple's clock.
[06/08/21 09:27:44] lastmikoi [114/240] has challenged simple [111/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from lastmikoi's clock.
[06/08/21 19:37:17] simple [52/273] has challenged sheu [267/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to simple's clock.
[06/09/21 01:21:18] talisein [49/53] has challenged simple [196/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to talisein's clock.
[06/09/21 02:01:35] krin [59/204] has challenged simple [207/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to krin's clock.
[06/09/21 05:42:27] lastmikoi, Heisenberg, and simple [703/784] have team battled iiriix, kptr, and sheu [481/767] and won! 0 days, 00:13:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/21 05:43:03] dnim [146/337] has challenged simple [262/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to dnim's clock.
[06/09/21 10:42:29] simple [187/284] has challenged pwae [7/150] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/09/21 18:24:53] laama [48/295] has challenged simple [93/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to laama's clock.
[06/09/21 20:29:57] simple [66/284] has come upon cremefresh [4/284] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:23:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/10/21 00:29:06] MrGlass [42/257] has challenged simple [113/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[06/10/21 01:44:57] simple [237/284] has challenged anarcat [111/169] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/10/21 09:35:04] Beefcan, pants, and smoops [223/640] have team battled RussellB, simple, and MadMan [787/808] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/21 10:00:34] szczot3k, xbill, and simple [951/1004] have team battled li, Beefcan, and buzzzzz [132/775] and won! 0 days, 01:32:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/21 15:35:23] jayvee [140/390] has come upon simple [114/284] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:29 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[06/10/21 18:07:14] simple [146/284] has challenged nya [18/300] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/11/21 12:42:14] Affliction [314/379] has challenged simple [129/284] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[06/11/21 14:31:08] mordac [224/295] has challenged simple [180/284] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/11/21 14:53:27] simple [96/308] has challenged Destruia [257/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to simple's clock.
[06/11/21 16:47:03] blackroot [170/266] has challenged simple [306/308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to blackroot's clock.
[06/11/21 18:02:02] Nechayev, buZz, and simple [696/718] have team battled Angelina, edk, and V [103/1037] and won! 0 days, 00:48:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/21 23:07:40] ubergeek [102/104] has challenged simple [241/308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to ubergeek's clock.
[06/12/21 01:30:39] simple [210/308] has come upon Andrio [78/277] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:19:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/12/21 16:47:55] simple [33/308] has challenged rabbitear [110/276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to simple's clock.
[06/13/21 10:06:04] Silvanus_Betrium [68/236] has come upon simple [31/308] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:08 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[06/13/21 20:43:10] Stella [262/363] has challenged simple [123/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from Stella's clock.
[06/14/21 01:02:55] simple [116/308] has challenged nCrazed [124/256] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to simple's clock.
[06/14/21 01:37:28] li [35/302] has challenged simple [82/308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to li's clock.
[06/14/21 02:41:22] BT [35/36] has challenged simple [223/308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to BT's clock.
[06/14/21 03:12:57] MetaNova [159/258] has challenged simple [183/308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[06/14/21 22:40:03] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:02 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 16:46:37] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/21 00:00:47] meti [24/222] has challenged simple [3/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from meti's clock.
[06/16/21 01:14:28] simple [138/306] has challenged Kaani [350/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to simple's clock.
[06/16/21 07:26:07] meti [109/238] has challenged simple [72/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from meti's clock.
[06/16/21 16:48:54] misha [329/334] has challenged simple [176/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/16/21 18:32:20] bobvador, MELOONi, and meti [9/853] have team battled simple, kenyon, and cfebs [865/1036] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/21 04:19:28] Kite [166/308] has challenged simple [6/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Kite's clock.
[06/17/21 08:22:38] cremefresh [15/393] has challenged simple [135/306] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[06/17/21 20:42:01] simple [34/386] has challenged charitwo [156/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to simple's clock.
[06/18/21 05:01:52] gildarts [139/319] has challenged simple [42/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[06/18/21 16:47:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 05:07:01 toward level 39.
[06/19/21 17:46:31] simple [216/397] has challenged mrmonday [126/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/19/21 21:20:03] meti [178/284] has challenged simple [274/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to meti's clock.
[06/20/21 06:56:51] Oblomov [327/336] has come upon simple [307/397] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:34:10 is removed from Oblomov's clock.
[06/21/21 19:17:31] simple [306/397] has challenged aqsd [304/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/22/21 04:32:22] ChowderKeg [130/380] has come upon simple [322/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:05:26 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[06/22/21 05:57:36] edef [170/318] has challenged simple [166/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from edef's clock.
[06/22/21 22:33:22] golgy [109/353] has come upon simple [347/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:26 is added to golgy's clock.
[06/23/21 01:35:36] pfoley, Nocebo, and buzzzzz [275/1001] have team battled gradator, V, and simple [728/1327] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/21 04:13:01] nya [186/506] has challenged simple [120/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from nya's clock.
[06/23/21 17:22:40] kptr, shikhin, and Fenrik [162/1134] have team battled Otto, simple, and t3chn0 [932/1111] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/21 04:06:41] simple [162/397] has challenged Fenrik [135/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/24/21 10:05:00] eising, laama, and Theleveler [334/1357] have team battled CharlieAngel, Yarosh, and simple [352/975] and lost! 0 days, 06:31:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/21 11:09:24] podge [10/211] has challenged simple [10/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from podge's clock.
[06/26/21 09:00:41] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:17 from level 42.
[06/26/21 17:33:23] simple [170/397] has come upon jaxson [11/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/26/21 22:46:59] simple [34/397] has challenged J-472 [261/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to simple's clock.
[06/28/21 08:53:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 05:31:19 toward level 43.
[06/28/21 21:49:14] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:57 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 04:20:03] adamus1red, Lord255, simple, and CompanionCube have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/21 09:39:08] simple [280/419] has challenged nicole [215/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/01/21 03:51:14] simple, drahthaar, and Silvanus_Betrium [925/1057] have team battled Juan, Affliction, and jjasghar [96/854] and won! 0 days, 04:55:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/21 04:33:15] Ancalagon, hockpa2e, and Paganel [151/1031] have team battled simple, Finley, and DrWhax [300/1337] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/21 05:40:38] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:21 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 17:25:47] simple [359/419] has challenged sc [253/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/02/21 17:33:33] trashicus, MightyDrv, and canton7 [1150/1196] have team battled pants, _sh, and simple [949/1204] and won! 0 days, 01:56:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/21 03:35:49] TBB [92/160] has challenged simple [291/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to TBB's clock.
[07/05/21 03:20:56] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/21 03:39:42] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:59 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 14:41:34] simple [331/422] has come upon Sokar [34/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:16:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/09/21 02:10:41] simple [135/554] has challenged pztrn [318/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to simple's clock.
[07/09/21 03:22:48] JamCow [327/536] has challenged simple [345/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/09/21 03:31:38] simple [486/554] has come upon bsleep [80/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:03:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/09/21 14:20:54] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:02 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 16:24:03] thornrag [120/271] has challenged simple [245/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to thornrag's clock.
[07/12/21 04:51:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 08:46:23 toward level 46.
[07/13/21 01:48:54] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:50 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 04:12:43] allo [292/414] has come upon simple [375/554] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:11:35 is added to allo's clock.
[07/13/21 11:50:55] Faradome [161/205] has challenged simple [530/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Faradome's clock.
[07/13/21 18:22:20] simple [484/557] has challenged pwae [152/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/14/21 00:44:38] simple [10/557] has challenged RussellB [85/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:05 is added to simple's clock.
[07/14/21 06:47:06] MadMan, simple, and Globbs [478/1379] have team battled crank, CornFly, and io [1078/1409] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/21 14:36:25] Bkid [396/462] has challenged simple [52/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[07/14/21 19:06:43] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:06 from level 47.
[07/15/21 04:59:30] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:29:19 from level 47.
[07/15/21 15:02:28] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:07:39 from level 47.
[07/15/21 17:41:15] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:08 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 06:08:54] simple got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:41 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 10:12:26] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:04 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 21:16:55] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:32 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 12:27:02] simple [552/557] has come upon sbp [219/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:34:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/17/21 13:33:08] unicron [176/300] has challenged simple [491/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/18/21 00:12:50] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:56 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 10:03:40] simple [366/568] has challenged Geoff [90/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/19/21 13:03:30] Sombra, lightstalker, and simple [1198/1442] have team battled edk, aqsd, and vectr0n [561/1243] and won! 0 days, 14:44:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/21 19:03:08] Silvanus_Betrium, Tenorman, and simple [145/1277] have team battled jaxson, Crazycatlady, and Sherpard2 [53/1455] and won! 0 days, 17:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 01:04:36] simple, gradator, and Ancalagon [1030/1566] have team battled popey, jokajak, and Andrio [761/1081] and won! 0 days, 12:43:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 16:17:27] Sombra [293/437] has challenged simple [445/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Sombra's clock.
[07/22/21 19:31:28] simple [71/568] has challenged MELOONi [59/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/23/21 09:25:46] gerry666 [218/353] has challenged simple [87/568] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from gerry666's clock.
[07/24/21 00:23:35] simple [75/568] has challenged hax404 [241/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to simple's clock.
[07/24/21 20:25:58] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:49 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 14:19:36] simple [387/568] has challenged Syloq [357/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:45:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/25/21 14:19:36] In the fierce battle, Syloq dropped their level 107 tunic! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 95 tunic to Syloq.
[07/26/21 03:22:59] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:40:26 from level 49.
[07/26/21 21:20:52] simple [134/580] has come upon chiastre [492/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:58:58 is added to simple's clock.
[07/26/21 21:45:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 01:17:07 toward level 49.
[07/27/21 02:24:54] oxzi [69/330] has challenged simple [441/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to oxzi's clock.
[07/27/21 03:11:28] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:29 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 07:28:31] simple [301/580] has challenged io [374/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:57 is added to simple's clock.
[07/27/21 15:16:15] Faradome [211/284] has challenged simple [163/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from Faradome's clock.
[07/28/21 08:01:56] eising, rfc2549, and simple [985/1743] have team battled xbill, bsleep, and Sherpard2 [1642/1755] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/21 14:35:32] pants [8/531] has challenged simple [236/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to pants's clock.
[07/29/21 13:53:21] iiriix [293/309] has come upon simple [299/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:37:18 is added to iiriix's clock.
[07/29/21 13:58:25] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:42 from level 49.
[07/30/21 11:47:29] pztrn [350/390] has come upon simple [194/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:49 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[07/30/21 16:37:37] simple [40/580] has come upon Techman [36/453] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:39:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/30/21 21:57:18] simple [59/850] has challenged TBB [206/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to simple's clock.
[07/31/21 22:45:24] Ankhers [363/492] has challenged simple [673/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[08/01/21 16:23:07] adamus1red [201/429] has challenged simple [833/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[08/02/21 01:54:23] simple [321/850] has come upon Thorael [268/511] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:31:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/03/21 10:46:08] Crazycatlady, Russell, and hare [1208/1793] have team battled cfebs, Sherpard2, and simple [855/1938] and won! 0 days, 01:08:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/21 11:20:55] DownAndUp [131/273] has challenged simple [657/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[08/05/21 02:13:41] simple [427/850] has come upon DownAndUp [61/273] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:20:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/05/21 19:32:37] Affliction, thornrag, and nya [33/1754] have team battled pztrn, simple, and pants [1551/1788] and lost! 0 days, 16:14:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/21 22:05:46] simple [174/850] has come upon Yarosh [138/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:09:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/05/21 22:46:06] szczot3k [535/559] has challenged simple [812/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to szczot3k's clock.
[08/06/21 06:20:00] nCrazed [229/389] has challenged simple [477/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:48 is added to nCrazed's clock.
[08/06/21 13:14:18] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:31:47 from level 50.
[08/07/21 00:43:14] Andrio, simple, and coding_monk [655/1521] have team battled gettu, nawcom, and Misza [735/1434] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/21 01:19:42] Sergio, bg, and gdm [1443/1575] have team battled fmy, simple, and crysis [1304/1537] and won! 0 days, 07:38:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/21 10:44:44] fattrat, MsYou, and hare [429/1624] have team battled edk, simple, and hdm [140/2039] and won! 0 days, 04:47:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/21 14:28:42] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:31 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 17:41:50] simple [46/850] has come upon GyrosGeier [101/454] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:22 is added to simple's clock.
[08/08/21 05:06:55] MELOONi, chiastre, and simple [1173/1844] have team battled elf, vegadark, and HeavyPodda [253/1554] and won! 0 days, 01:15:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/21 07:46:00] simple [694/856] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [79/337] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/10/21 15:02:04] drahthaar, DrWhax, and freeboson [853/1734] have team battled simple, sid3windr, and sbp [1539/1852] and lost! 1 day, 11:39:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/21 09:01:45] pants, CrashOverride, and Andrio [1500/1509] have team battled simple, Thorael, and pwae [1790/1896] and lost! 0 days, 05:24:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/21 02:10:32] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/21 17:01:07] Silvanus_Betrium, heisenbug, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/21 19:23:25] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:02 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 00:44:46] t3chn0 [194/511] has challenged simple [451/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[08/14/21 03:50:31] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:26 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 10:47:57] simple [453/859] has come upon crank [368/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:01:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/15/21 05:09:09] Oblomov, BastelBot, and Disruptor [748/1056] have team battled thornrag, simple, and Hirion [394/1854] and won! 0 days, 00:21:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/21 06:55:16] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:48 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 13:18:34] Majak [321/451] has come upon simple [674/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:45 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/16/21 17:36:28] yano [87/333] has come upon simple [234/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:59 is added to yano's clock.
[08/16/21 18:52:03] csc2ya [75/356] has come upon simple [447/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:02 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[08/17/21 03:14:15] simple [86/859] has challenged Togra [438/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to simple's clock.
[08/17/21 08:59:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 6 days, 05:32:14 toward level 52.
[08/17/21 22:23:07] simple [88/859] has challenged CompanionCube [353/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:46:20 is added to simple's clock.
[08/17/21 23:46:07] pztrn [50/390] has challenged simple [142/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to pztrn's clock.
[08/18/21 22:11:11] simple [272/859] has come upon Geoff [37/491] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/19/21 02:09:00] simple [806/859] has come upon Sorin [251/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:13:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/19/21 07:36:18] simple [214/859] has come upon szczot3k [291/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:58:31 is added to simple's clock.
[08/21/21 13:39:44] simple [108/859] has come upon edk [484/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:49:11 is added to simple's clock.
[08/21/21 15:14:40] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:58 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 21:34:32] VonToutCourt [6/427] has come upon simple [280/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:06 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[08/22/21 06:47:00] ShinobiChileno, simple, and DrinkyBird [1120/1710] have team battled fattrat, DrWhax, and talisein [872/1876] and won! 0 days, 13:08:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/21 23:50:28] CodeGeek [567/640] has challenged simple [398/859] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:51:09 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[08/23/21 14:57:21] simple [39/859] has come upon Ancalagon [425/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:42 is added to simple's clock.
[08/24/21 06:57:36] simple [560/859] has challenged Psilocybe [382/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:41:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/24/21 12:05:21] simple [683/859] has challenged Majak [219/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/24/21 13:47:40] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:03 towards level 53.
[08/25/21 08:54:41] Drin [139/429] has come upon simple [693/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Drin's clock.
[08/26/21 02:51:56] dave [540/570] has come upon simple [502/859] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:10:35 is removed from dave's clock.
[08/26/21 03:07:37] simple [396/859] has challenged edk [531/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:11:59 is added to simple's clock.
[08/26/21 16:05:16] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/21 12:00:02] PiotrekD, crank, and dwfreed [1610/1821] have team battled simple, BUSY, and li [143/1684] and won! 0 days, 02:07:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/21 10:38:13] Tenorman, Paperclip, and TheSilentLink [383/1457] have team battled CornFly, jjasghar, and simple [500/1708] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/21 11:05:27] simple, O[_], and Tor [630/1524] have team battled KindOne, V, and Crazycatlady [926/1616] and lost! 0 days, 06:17:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/21 06:30:03] bobvador [403/417] has challenged simple [61/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:35:18 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[08/30/21 06:46:17] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:45 towards level 53.
[08/30/21 06:51:15] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:06 towards level 53.
[08/30/21 12:31:26] simple [545/848] has challenged The_Decryptor [593/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:26:56 is added to simple's clock.
[09/01/21 05:26:16] simple [657/848] has come upon SCSi [333/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:05:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/01/21 09:46:33] simple [540/848] has come upon Kronan [412/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:13:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/01/21 18:52:31] pfoley, Majak, and simple [1743/1853] have team battled Sorin, Nechayev, and mrmonday [1349/1520] and won! 0 days, 18:52:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/21 13:02:55] Kachin [577/580] has challenged simple [605/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Kachin's clock.
[09/05/21 08:56:48] simple [366/848] has challenged Yuhno [67/402] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/05/21 14:21:20] HellSpawn, thornrag, V, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/21 14:54:24] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:06:45 from level 54.
[09/06/21 00:07:47] allo [379/574] has challenged simple [103/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:51:48 is removed from allo's clock.
[09/06/21 05:50:06] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:44 towards level 54.
[09/06/21 06:37:27] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:08 towards level 54.
[09/07/21 08:00:17] bananaboat [302/368] has challenged simple [40/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/07/21 21:19:59] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/21 22:21:04] simple [503/845] has challenged Koffa [42/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:02:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/07/21 23:05:28] t3chn0 [351/538] has challenged simple [806/845] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[09/08/21 00:21:32] Notir [1/480] has challenged simple [43/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:36 is added to Notir's clock.
[09/08/21 03:00:14] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:45 towards level 54.
[09/09/21 11:29:38] simple [714/845] has challenged JackyB [137/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:17:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/09/21 23:20:45] Majak [141/488] has come upon simple [7/845] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:21 is removed from Majak's clock.
[09/10/21 16:03:42] Destruia, HellSpawn, and Fenrik [950/1346] have team battled Wolf, Syloq, and simple [1762/1908] and lost! 0 days, 14:37:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/21 20:28:05] ChowderKeg, Hirion, and RussellB [918/2189] have team battled bg, CodeGeek, and simple [292/2226] and won! 0 days, 23:25:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/21 23:54:19] simple [440/845] has come upon twobit [47/267] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:59:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/11/21 04:56:06] simple [429/845] has come upon munkis [434/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:50 is added to simple's clock.
[09/12/21 15:47:47] simple [392/845] has challenged vegadark [445/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:36 is added to simple's clock.
[09/13/21 02:22:40] simple [186/845] has come upon Thorael [142/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:30:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/13/21 21:58:22] Nysdar, QinWentian, and MetaNova [611/1210] have team battled zbe, damyan, and simple [1220/1771] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 08:32:12] simple [439/845] has challenged QinWentian [108/275] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:22:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/14/21 22:39:20] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:28:04 from level 55.
[09/15/21 06:52:00] Carl [175/557] has challenged simple [825/845] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/15/21 11:53:29] simple [241/845] has come upon tswsl [296/463] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:19:22 is added to simple's clock.
[09/16/21 02:39:56] simple [266/845] has challenged Tor [236/429] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:17:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/16/21 09:55:27] simple [833/845] has come upon cornfeedhobo [357/367] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:32:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/16/21 17:12:59] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:27:37 from level 55.
[09/17/21 15:45:24] bobvador, li, and Koffa [969/1336] have team battled HellSpawn, simple, and blabber [1338/1823] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/21 18:50:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 9 days, 15:42:40 toward level 55.
[09/17/21 23:50:58] Bahhumbug [28/473] has challenged simple [122/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:33 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[09/18/21 04:52:08] AlexS [418/453] has challenged simple [140/845] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:52:17 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[09/18/21 04:52:08] AlexS has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:51:29 is added to simple's clock.
[09/18/21 07:39:53] womblecat [258/364] has challenged simple [375/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to womblecat's clock.
[09/18/21 13:31:20] Ungoliant [221/253] has challenged simple [192/845] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[09/18/21 21:56:13] BastelBot [349/503] has challenged simple [153/845] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:50:02 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[09/19/21 01:22:31] JigmeDatse [37/476] has come upon simple [564/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:44 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[09/19/21 21:41:43] t3chn0, vegadark, and meti [879/1572] have team battled starlink, MadMan, and simple [630/1705] and won! 0 days, 02:29:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/21 06:49:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 22:08:56 toward level 55.
[09/23/21 03:33:43] sheu [326/518] has come upon simple [340/845] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:58:14 is added to sheu's clock.
[09/23/21 05:53:17] simple [629/909] has challenged kline [96/452] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/23/21 08:30:17] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:18 towards level 56.
[09/25/21 07:51:27] yano [236/437] has challenged simple [715/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:32 is added to yano's clock.
[09/26/21 02:09:06] Chuck [100/467] has come upon simple [234/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:47:23 is added to Chuck's clock.
[09/26/21 15:12:55] simple, kenyon, and The_Decryptor [1328/2243] have team battled cfjk, eising, and A_Dragon [613/1820] and won! 1 day, 16:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 07:21:09] Lenny_, MistahKel, and omero [582/1210] have team battled jaxson, Kritzefitz, and simple [1350/1717] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/21 06:52:35] simple [61/909] has come upon MrMagoo [167/237] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:52:49 is added to simple's clock.
[09/28/21 11:45:48] talisein [211/583] has come upon simple [174/909] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:50:48 is removed from talisein's clock.
[09/28/21 13:14:42] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:24 towards level 56.
[09/29/21 17:20:20] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:06 towards level 56.
[09/30/21 22:40:52] t3chn0, fattrat, Platonides, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/21 14:24:07] Schmendrick [32/181] has challenged simple [243/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Schmendrick's clock.
[10/01/21 15:55:13] bobvador, simple, and Covid-19 [920/1815] have team battled Asara, Nechayev, and Sherpard2 [952/1655] and lost! 1 day, 10:08:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/21 08:07:40] simple [847/909] has come upon blackroot [53/527] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:31:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/02/21 11:51:59] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:37 towards level 56.
[10/07/21 12:46:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 11:24:51 toward level 56.
[10/08/21 00:45:50] jjasghar [174/427] has challenged simple [762/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:18:21 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[10/08/21 23:50:22] simple [130/909] has challenged gdm [501/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:55 is added to simple's clock.
[10/09/21 03:44:14] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:33 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 21:05:53] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/21 03:45:40] simple [852/912] has challenged Ancalagon [32/640] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/10/21 03:45:40] In the fierce battle, Ancalagon dropped their level 40 charm! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 27 charm to Ancalagon.
[10/11/21 06:50:07] simple [899/925] has come upon style [153/496] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:12:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/11/21 20:32:00] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:10:20 towards level 57.
[10/15/21 04:35:53] Sherpard2, mordac, and Finley [1457/1590] have team battled DownAndUp, cremefresh, and simple [571/2057] and won! 0 days, 04:55:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 22:05:32] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:19 towards level 57.
[10/17/21 02:04:47] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:27 towards level 57.
[10/17/21 03:16:04] Haqur [130/198] has challenged simple [423/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to Haqur's clock.
[10/17/21 07:18:57] eising [218/823] has challenged simple [186/925] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:32:48 is removed from eising's clock.
[10/17/21 18:35:40] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:30 towards level 57.
[10/18/21 23:05:36] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:56 towards level 57.
[10/18/21 23:27:08] Sokar [249/541] has challenged simple [130/925] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:44:39 is removed from Sokar's clock.
[10/19/21 01:31:46] Techman, Aksej, MrMagoo, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/21 06:01:13] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:45:20 from level 57.
[10/19/21 18:16:13] hiding [259/262] has challenged simple [93/925] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from hiding's clock.
[10/19/21 18:47:01] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/21 20:31:18] simple [841/940] has come upon BastelBot [252/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:50:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/20/21 18:49:58] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:47 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 23:26:24] vegadark [465/592] has come upon simple [50/940] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:55:29 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/21/21 03:37:45] simple [801/940] has challenged Ankhers [563/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/21/21 03:38:12] NorthCore [142/386] has come upon simple [154/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:20 is added to NorthCore's clock.
[10/21/21 18:40:40] simple [606/940] has challenged CrashOverride [598/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:04:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/22/21 11:12:52] Gerlo, hiding, and elf [310/1192] have team battled GyrosGeier, eising, and simple [106/2334] and won! 0 days, 01:42:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/21 18:53:40] simple [744/940] has challenged gettu [405/502] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/24/21 06:01:22] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:49:24 towards level 58.
[10/26/21 12:26:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 3 days, 14:07:35 toward level 58.
[10/27/21 09:54:09] Russell [297/858] has come upon simple [55/940] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:59:34 is removed from Russell's clock.
[10/28/21 10:13:33] simple [325/940] has challenged bananaboat [431/489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:26:47 is added to simple's clock.
[10/30/21 19:44:02] bg [435/734] has challenged simple [607/940] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to bg's clock.
[10/31/21 02:30:15] gegenschein [229/520] has challenged simple [518/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[11/01/21 19:35:25] simple [522/940] has challenged xbill [224/776] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:07:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/02/21 23:06:13] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:25 towards level 58.
[11/03/21 05:42:29] jacob1 [180/904] has challenged simple [731/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:33:28 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/04/21 15:49:23] gdm [519/560] has challenged simple [8/940] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:45 is removed from gdm's clock.
[11/04/21 16:49:35] aqsd [153/531] has challenged simple [742/940] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:58:17 is added to aqsd's clock.
[11/04/21 19:39:01] simple [243/940] has come upon thornrag [44/572] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:48:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/06/21 18:05:09] shikhin [341/517] has challenged simple [90/940] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[11/06/21 21:00:18] Hirion [235/539] has challenged simple [138/940] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:11:35 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[11/07/21 07:08:13] simple [721/940] has come upon Arch [291/554] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:58:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/09/21 02:18:26] simple [786/940] has come upon sheu [227/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:07:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/09/21 21:43:19] simple [736/940] has come upon pants [190/610] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:32:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/10/21 13:20:19] simple [336/940] has challenged Psilocybe [286/604] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/11/21 07:31:43] simple, VonToutCourt, and Theleveler [1644/2068] have team battled Mattusmindus, allo, and MadMan [1414/1820] and won! 0 days, 10:58:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/21 13:31:09] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:05:12 from level 59.
[11/13/21 06:22:24] thornrag, heisenbug, and kenyon [653/1809] have team battled simple, coding_monk, and MetaNova [906/1878] and lost! 4 days, 07:41:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/21 02:40:38] RussellB [191/883] has challenged simple [605/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:54 is added to RussellB's clock.
[11/15/21 22:12:38] wesley [7/12] has challenged simple [309/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to wesley's clock.
[11/16/21 10:47:30] Svetland [761/789] has challenged simple [36/940] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:38:56 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[11/16/21 14:59:42] di0nysus [238/424] has challenged simple [574/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to di0nysus's clock.
[11/16/21 15:26:08] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:32:14 towards level 59.
[11/16/21 18:15:25] Jens, simple, Phil, and Centrixx have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/21 21:25:18] unicron, di0nysus, and simple [863/1981] have team battled zifnab06, damyan, and freeboson [331/1394] and won! 0 days, 00:27:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/21 22:55:49] simple [629/940] has come upon fattrat [217/530] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:17:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/19/21 23:15:48] di0nysus [289/435] has challenged simple [794/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to di0nysus's clock.
[11/20/21 15:49:07] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:03 towards level 59.
[11/21/21 08:14:30] apb [94/841] has challenged simple [710/940] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:55:15 is added to apb's clock.
[11/21/21 19:25:15] simple [369/940] has come upon tomhek [216/749] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:18:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/22/21 06:19:25] simple [707/940] has challenged mrmonday [183/540] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:26:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/22/21 06:21:20] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:46 towards level 59.
[11/22/21 07:36:46] muirrum [154/268] has challenged simple [810/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to muirrum's clock.
[11/23/21 16:52:21] Bolded [249/341] has challenged simple [534/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Bolded's clock.
[11/24/21 20:18:20] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:12:45 from level 59.
[11/24/21 20:45:59] simple [741/940] has come upon Wam [81/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:19:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/25/21 05:03:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 17:42:53 toward level 59.
[11/26/21 02:43:33] Haqur, MetaNova, and Algernon [8/1379] have team battled Nysdar, simple, and JackyB [394/1916] and lost! 1 day, 01:06:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/21 09:23:48] Svetland [519/789] has come upon simple [1/940] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:57:54 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[11/26/21 11:11:34] yNos [201/324] has challenged simple [322/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to yNos's clock.
[11/26/21 21:59:21] Bolded [63/360] has challenged simple [122/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Bolded's clock.
[11/27/21 07:28:15] simple, nawcom, and eising [646/2011] have team battled StalkR, Arch, and Feltharell [975/1504] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/21 17:16:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 13:26:16 toward level 59.
[11/27/21 17:50:22] mordac, mrmonday, and cfjk [1333/1509] have team battled Tangles, simple, and Lord255 [20/2139] and won! 1 day, 21:04:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 22:59:15] simple [420/940] has come upon Haqur [270/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:24:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/27/21 22:59:15] simple has dealt Haqur a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:37:16 is added to Haqur's clock.
[11/28/21 01:29:22] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:50 from level 59.
[11/29/21 13:56:33] simple [305/940] has challenged tswsl [103/465] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/29/21 21:17:20] Psilocybe [73/591] has challenged simple [763/940] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[12/03/21 17:18:19] simple [789/940] has challenged edk [751/938] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:35:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/03/21 23:44:03] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:34:07 from level 60.
[12/04/21 00:51:06] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:28:57 towards level 60.
[12/05/21 23:40:01] simple [928/940] has come upon Quack [508/583] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:46:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/06/21 11:02:28] simple [307/940] has come upon drahthaar [411/557] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:45:04 is added to simple's clock.
[12/06/21 12:15:42] simple [142/940] has come upon nya [267/552] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:54:49 is added to simple's clock.
[12/08/21 09:40:47] simple [680/940] has challenged zifnab06 [79/461] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:41:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/08/21 09:56:20] judahnator, Tor, zbe, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/21 08:15:51] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:51 towards level 60.
[12/09/21 13:46:32] SCSi [100/484] has challenged simple [417/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:26 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/11/21 05:55:04] simple [308/940] has challenged CompanionCube [108/797] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:43:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/11/21 15:54:16] simple [546/940] has come upon BastelBot [144/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:02:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/12/21 01:59:11] gildarts [378/516] has challenged simple [684/940] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:01:14 is added to gildarts's clock.
[12/12/21 03:24:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 18:39:48 toward level 60.
[12/12/21 05:44:17] simple, chiastre, and Jens [1668/2264] have team battled JoeK, Syloq, and d4n13L [655/1393] and won! 0 days, 12:26:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 21:47:19] Svetland, BastelBot, and Koffa [1087/1790] have team battled HellSpawn, pfoley, and simple [2054/2125] and lost! 1 day, 23:43:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/21 12:21:58] simple [561/940] has come upon jjasghar [429/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/14/21 04:59:21] simple [672/940] has challenged vectr0n [192/562] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:41:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/20/21 06:12:37] simple [836/940] has come upon kinus [337/426] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:45:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/20/21 11:40:41] ToHellWithGA [847/945] has challenged simple [329/940] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:23 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/20/21 13:40:35] Malvolio [28/237] has challenged simple [702/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/21/21 09:37:17] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:15:32 from level 61.
[12/21/21 12:23:15] drahthaar, brycec, and simple [672/2389] have team battled canton7, zankore, and Psilocybe [422/1840] and won! 4 days, 20:18:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 05:49:29] Sombra [756/793] has challenged simple [39/940] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:58:00 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[12/22/21 08:29:18] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:25:30 from level 61.
[12/23/21 10:51:25] simple, Mattusmindus, and Tor [2278/2483] have team battled Xenthys, sam, and Khorne [1069/1797] and won! 0 days, 15:57:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 20:17:55] buzzzzz, yNos, and sky [1331/1638] have team battled MrMagoo, TheSilentLink, and simple [543/2115] and won! 0 days, 04:44:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 02:45:55] pyre [339/564] has come upon simple [0/940] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:49:59 is removed from pyre's clock.
[12/27/21 04:21:02] simple fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! simple's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/27/21 05:49:13] Crazycatlady [605/652] has come upon simple [714/929] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:15:45 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/27/21 11:46:21] Nuae [53/501] has come upon simple [390/929] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:22:00 is added to Nuae's clock.
[12/28/21 05:59:25] simple [11/929] has come upon cadfael [30/356] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:04:46 is added to simple's clock.
[12/28/21 21:40:14] Sario [54/128] has challenged simple [397/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/30/21 17:13:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 09:01:24 from level 61.
[12/31/21 03:52:46] simple, Yuhno, and postikana [1398/1797] have team battled Russell, buZz, and Affliction [1790/2118] and lost! 3 days, 20:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/21 04:32:19] Majak [869/1081] has challenged simple [124/929] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:30:54 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/31/21 09:39:41] bobvador, ion, and Ungoliant [255/1893] have team battled laama, TimWolla, and simple [1711/2302] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/22 04:58:05] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:47:09 towards level 61.
[01/03/22 22:01:39] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:50 towards level 61.
[01/04/22 06:59:00] Sario [157/312] has challenged simple [331/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/06/22 18:27:32] simple [215/924] has challenged Yuhno [412/446] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:34:12 is added to simple's clock.
[01/06/22 22:01:09] Sergio [490/804] has challenged simple [704/924] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Sergio's clock.
[01/08/22 03:58:06] simple [94/924] has come upon The_Decryptor [19/912] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:32:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/22 19:25:43] wille, GilbertErik, simple, and Crazycatlady have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/22 17:53:58] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:43:46 from level 61.
[01/11/22 00:08:34] Koffa [289/526] has come upon simple [227/924] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:06:29 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/12/22 06:47:54] Melon, AlexS, and zifnab06 [1386/1691] have team battled Feoh, MistahKel, and simple [1221/2443] and won! 1 day, 23:46:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 11:27:33] Silvanus_Betrium, simple, and Kachin [1445/2455] have team battled womblecat, Disruptor, and Chuck [1981/2163] and lost! 2 days, 14:07:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/22 14:56:04] simple [187/924] has challenged Lnk [27/952] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:23:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/13/22 14:02:39] simple, blabber, and buzzzzz [333/2078] have team battled Makhno, Geoff, and kline [548/1532] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/22 23:37:07] Destruia, Varjatticus, and ChowderKeg [325/1921] have team battled BastelBot, JackyB, and simple [1812/2190] and lost! 0 days, 17:59:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/22 06:43:12] adamus1red [157/742] has challenged simple [158/924] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[01/14/22 12:19:49] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:45 towards level 61.
[01/15/22 05:51:00] control-z [236/383] has challenged simple [618/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to control-z's clock.
[01/15/22 09:06:58] Ecko [274/286] has challenged simple [739/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Ecko's clock.
[01/15/22 16:02:42] yano [155/519] has come upon simple [917/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:57 is added to yano's clock.
[01/16/22 00:46:58] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:10 towards level 61.
[01/17/22 10:14:37] EddieT137, Notir, and Yarosh [33/1430] have team battled Crazycatlady, simple, and Hirion [953/2207] and lost! 0 days, 23:37:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/22 06:23:37] simple [786/924] has challenged meti [352/784] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:41:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/18/22 08:28:58] Omega [4/5] has challenged simple [301/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Omega's clock.
[01/18/22 11:34:19] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:36 towards level 61.
[01/19/22 07:46:04] el [20/611] has come upon simple [34/924] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:27:09 is added to el's clock.
[01/19/22 23:30:57] simple [588/924] has come upon cadfael [60/356] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/20/22 03:32:36] simple [688/924] has challenged Asara [101/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/20/22 04:32:57] Aksej, simple, and ToHellWithGA [1589/2340] have team battled Tor, valek, and Melon [9/1717] and won! 0 days, 00:40:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/22 04:50:43] Bahhumbug, Paganel, and caeli [748/1814] have team battled Gorek, simple, and thornrag [2340/2427] and lost! 1 day, 04:32:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/22 19:04:14] Acolarh, simple, Svetland, and CompanionCube have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/22 21:31:05] simple [721/924] has challenged laama [557/644] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/22/22 16:06:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 08:35:31 from level 62.
[01/23/22 10:28:27] simple [575/924] has come upon megubyte [238/523] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:30:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/24/22 01:54:29] Asara [299/464] has come upon simple [731/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:05:11 is added to Asara's clock.
[01/24/22 06:12:25] simple [80/924] has come upon jaxson [34/467] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:32:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/26/22 16:04:08] simple [779/924] has challenged The_Decryptor [776/918] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:45:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/22 05:30:33] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:46 towards level 62.
[01/28/22 05:47:01] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:00:37 from level 62.
[01/28/22 07:57:08] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:52:29 towards level 62.
[01/28/22 20:53:33] yano, gildarts, and simple [1328/1918] have team battled style, Theleveler, and TimWolla [1698/1879] and lost! 4 days, 09:45:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/22 10:55:29] The_Decryptor [901/918] has challenged simple [656/924] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:09:37 is removed from The_Decryptor's clock.
[01/31/22 12:09:06] simple [690/924] has come upon Paganel [102/675] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:41:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/31/22 18:52:57] simple, xbill, and Asara [696/2163] have team battled Ralle, Abe, and Hirion [154/1310] and won! 0 days, 02:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/22 14:44:53] Acolarh, Pinkman, and sam [61/1742] have team battled ion, simple, and io [421/2281] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/22 21:35:01] strife [68/634] has come upon simple [736/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:26 is added to strife's clock.
[02/03/22 05:17:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 15:53:17 toward level 62.
[02/03/22 17:02:28] Geoff, simple, and Thorael [638/2560] have team battled Syloq, aqsd, and tswsl [1022/1975] and lost! 2 days, 13:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 05:26:46] Aelane [135/504] has challenged simple [43/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:39:10 is removed from Aelane's clock.
[02/05/22 15:15:57] simple, Neil, and HeavyPodda [275/1923] have team battled MrMagoo, Andrio, and StalkR [1508/1811] and lost! 1 day, 21:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/22 21:37:00] texke, Acolarh, and apb [2157/2201] have team battled coding_monk, simple, and MistahKel [1717/2259] and won! 0 days, 12:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/22 14:24:44] Fehu [428/536] has come upon simple [774/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:44:56 is added to Fehu's clock.
[02/09/22 21:05:55] simple [801/924] has come upon CornFly [422/476] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:39:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/10/22 11:51:18] SCSi, Puff, and omero [1003/1736] have team battled Visse, zifnab06, and simple [593/1782] and won! 1 day, 05:33:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 20:52:33] simple [61/924] has challenged Asara [240/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:10 is added to simple's clock.
[02/11/22 18:04:58] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:27 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 20:41:50] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:00 towards level 62.
[02/12/22 01:50:02] simple [556/924] has come upon Zaratustra [560/908] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:39:46 is added to simple's clock.
[02/12/22 14:14:58] GyrosGeier, Yarosh, and DefiantN [822/1373] have team battled Ecko, simple, and womblecat [1093/2110] and lost! 0 days, 21:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/22 15:42:34] Omega, bookworm, and simple [1155/2116] have team battled megubyte, zgrep, and MistahKel [1662/2062] and lost! 0 days, 19:11:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/22 15:14:31] simple, Tenorman, and noex [1072/2200] have team battled jaxson, buzel, and _sh [723/2003] and won! 0 days, 15:25:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/22 07:57:34] simple [128/924] has come upon Ecko [291/425] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:28 is added to simple's clock.
[02/19/22 08:58:22] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:19 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 13:20:04] simple [736/924] has challenged Zaratustra [396/908] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/26/22 15:19:46] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:54:03 from level 63.
[02/28/22 03:47:09] simple got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:23 towards level 63.
[02/28/22 13:00:05] Acolarh, Primetime, simple, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/22 00:20:19] laama, Algernon, and gegenschein [1293/1901] have team battled simple, style, and herald [1236/2063] and won! 3 days, 05:01:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/22 14:50:38] simple [284/924] has come upon GyrosGeier [128/578] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:40:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/22 23:47:15] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/22 20:25:03] simple [458/941] has come upon The_Decryptor [748/937] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:42:18 is added to simple's clock.
[03/15/22 16:19:42] Khorne, kptr, and Angelina [2142/2205] have team battled jacob1, jaxson, and simple [1307/2365] and won! 2 days, 01:18:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/22 00:38:05] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 06:08:31] VonToutCourt [103/836] has challenged simple [588/968] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[03/21/22 16:15:27] Ferris [304/587] has challenged simple [19/978] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:04:04 is removed from Ferris's clock.
[03/21/22 16:15:27] Ferris has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 3 days, 09:35:37 is added to simple's clock.
[03/22/22 11:08:09] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:32:02 from level 63.
[03/22/22 17:30:52] coding_monk [318/581] has challenged simple [975/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:45 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[03/23/22 07:33:44] simple [219/978] has challenged Yuhno [78/735] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:13:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/23/22 14:32:17] simple [401/978] has come upon Thorael [387/1042] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:53:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/23/22 22:36:38] simple [883/978] has challenged Helystraza [290/340] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:27:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/25/22 20:21:15] idlegood [190/206] has challenged simple [259/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to idlegood's clock.
[03/26/22 19:30:11] simple [894/978] has come upon Ungoliant [110/467] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:03:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/27/22 06:03:17] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:32:31 from level 63.
[03/27/22 21:03:45] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:03 towards level 63.
[03/28/22 10:36:30] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:33:38 from level 63.
[03/29/22 13:52:35] ZOTTA [243/415] has challenged simple [420/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[03/30/22 06:17:41] signofzeta, Ecko, and mordac [1432/1617] have team battled simple, Kritzefitz, and Ralle [211/2534] and won! 0 days, 06:23:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/22 15:01:31] io [506/697] has come upon simple [486/982] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:07:27 is removed from io's clock.
[04/01/22 19:19:36] simple [857/982] has challenged io [292/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:50:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/02/22 23:07:38] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:18 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 00:59:39] simple [515/982] has come upon megubyte [282/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:49:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/03/22 04:07:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 14:16:45 toward level 63.
[04/03/22 21:45:03] ChowderKeg [359/717] has come upon simple [177/982] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:07:02 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[04/03/22 21:49:34] simple [339/982] has challenged elf [397/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:36 is added to simple's clock.
[04/04/22 06:24:47] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/22 23:47:04] simple [663/1002] has challenged ukleinek [388/609] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:03:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/07/22 10:24:12] Bolded [641/809] has challenged simple [130/1002] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:33 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[04/07/22 23:08:21] Kachin [876/946] has challenged simple [476/1002] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:10:19 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[04/08/22 00:08:32] Acolarh [460/720] has challenged simple [593/1002] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:26:51 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[04/10/22 02:42:51] simple [929/1002] has come upon y [210/213] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:40:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/10/22 17:07:27] simple [20/1002] has come upon Reilly [164/659] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:54:14 is added to simple's clock.
[04/12/22 23:37:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 26 days, 17:38:50 toward level 64.
[04/13/22 07:14:15] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:49 towards level 64.
[04/13/22 21:50:24] simple [543/1002] has come upon bsleep [607/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:35:27 is added to simple's clock.
[04/18/22 17:59:56] simple [798/1002] has come upon BUSY [53/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:52:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/19/22 09:51:17] simple [659/1002] has come upon Tangles [518/778] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:01:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/19/22 14:27:28] Bahhumbug [536/714] has come upon simple [806/1002] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:08:59 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[04/21/22 19:00:39] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:50 from level 64.
[04/21/22 20:02:08] simple [42/1002] has challenged hax404 [52/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:58 is added to simple's clock.
[04/22/22 08:28:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 10:13:07 from level 64.
[04/23/22 13:58:20] simple [815/1002] has challenged Tenorman [264/936] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/23/22 20:11:46] simple [280/1002] has challenged Hirion [472/578] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:33:32 is added to simple's clock.
[04/24/22 05:41:05] simple [355/1002] has come upon Arch [192/617] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:56:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/24/22 09:14:23] simple [433/1002] has challenged caeli [582/938] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:14:42 is added to simple's clock.
[04/25/22 12:19:50] Pricey [139/585] has challenged simple [427/1006] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:28:56 is added to Pricey's clock.
[04/25/22 22:36:26] Abe, ChowderKeg, and Lord255 [1276/2010] have team battled ToHellWithGA, simple, and solarsparq [618/2659] and won! 1 day, 07:02:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/22 01:35:20] simple [689/1006] has come upon pwae [101/651] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:53:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/27/22 16:57:15] Ankhers [79/653] has challenged simple [940/1006] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[04/27/22 17:09:06] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:05:07 from level 65.
[04/28/22 07:10:24] Covid-19 [219/546] has come upon simple [329/1006] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:24:33 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[04/28/22 23:39:45] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:54:28 towards level 65.
[04/29/22 05:49:18] Melon, Primetime, and xbill [2105/2257] have team battled simple, TheGreatest, and y [681/1891] and won! 0 days, 10:23:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 06:56:02] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:40:04 towards level 65.
[04/30/22 14:43:43] simple [75/1006] has come upon TimWolla [782/826] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:45:33 is added to simple's clock.
[04/30/22 23:46:36] CompanionCube [222/833] has challenged simple [952/1006] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:19:24 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[05/03/22 15:07:24] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:58:34 from level 65.
[05/04/22 05:19:26] Aelane, idleevil, and simple [662/2266] have team battled blackroot, anarcat, and Vigrid [639/2039] and won! 0 days, 15:51:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/22 06:47:33] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:31 towards level 65.
[05/04/22 10:36:14] rawgreaze, bananaboat, and simple [614/2186] have team battled yNos, crawlingchaos, and sky [1006/1548] and lost! 1 day, 21:07:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/22 14:55:14] sc, JamCow, and idleevil [1901/2222] have team battled ToHellWithGA, simple, and Syloq [1057/2875] and won! 0 days, 03:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 15:14:10] simple [974/1006] has challenged kenyon [746/834] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:51:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/07/22 02:01:53] simple had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:36:23 from level 65.
[05/07/22 11:34:24] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:05:26 from level 65.
[05/08/22 03:36:09] crysis, bobvador, and O[_] [2139/2304] have team battled ion, damyan, and simple [1981/2267] and won! 1 day, 18:57:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/22 17:28:38] simple [579/1006] has challenged Andrio [185/608] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:36:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/10/22 01:22:26] womblecat [689/1068] has come upon simple [286/1006] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:42:07 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[05/10/22 20:33:49] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:26:28 from level 65.
[05/11/22 02:18:07] eising, V, and Forud [2048/2127] have team battled misha, simple, and omero [374/2015] and won! 1 day, 09:46:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/22 17:42:45] simple [235/1006] has come upon KindOne [444/487] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:55:05 is added to simple's clock.
[05/12/22 21:33:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 11 days, 01:44:44 toward level 65.
[05/13/22 02:18:23] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:01:40 from level 65.
[05/13/22 19:25:05] idlegood, Alarien, and simple [1133/2215] have team battled Fam0r, damyan, and Pricey [1461/1803] and lost! 0 days, 18:47:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/22 18:04:12] simple [377/1006] has come upon Yarosh [81/493] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:44:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/15/22 01:47:12] simple [103/1006] has come upon Fam0r [460/612] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:14:26 is added to simple's clock.
[05/15/22 17:07:06] jayvee [630/755] has come upon simple [935/1006] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:20:15 is added to jayvee's clock.
[05/15/22 21:17:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 5 days, 09:51:01 toward level 65.
[05/15/22 22:25:23] kenyon [611/943] has challenged simple [157/1006] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/17/22 08:13:38] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:02 from level 65.
[05/18/22 09:15:47] Nechayev [135/550] has challenged simple [539/1006] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:54:45 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[05/18/22 10:36:28] buzel, Sombra, and bsleep [2206/2343] have team battled sam, simple, and iiriix [1795/2348] and won! 1 day, 18:27:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/22 06:47:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 15:21:58 toward level 65.
[05/21/22 06:49:29] simple [883/1006] has challenged Tabmow [469/521] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:48:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/21/22 18:17:48] talisein [399/771] has come upon simple [644/1006] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:56:35 is added to talisein's clock.
[05/22/22 02:33:43] simple [200/1006] has challenged ZOTTA [132/604] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:01:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/23/22 10:38:02] simple [354/1006] has come upon herald [579/645] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:38:19 is added to simple's clock.
[05/24/22 04:02:20] simple [777/1006] has challenged Ferris [188/629] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:38:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/24/22 14:04:18] pasquale [146/514] has challenged simple [258/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:44:48 is added to pasquale's clock.
[05/26/22 20:36:14] simple [100/1006] has challenged spex [772/822] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:03:45 is added to simple's clock.
[05/29/22 02:55:17] simple [788/1006] has come upon jjasghar [475/725] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:45:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/29/22 10:49:14] zcy [373/600] has challenged simple [147/1006] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from zcy's clock.
[05/30/22 02:07:16] Sokar, SSLbits, simple, and zcy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/22 01:42:44] achin [60/185] has challenged simple [215/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to achin's clock.
[05/31/22 10:29:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 12:44:59 toward level 66.
[05/31/22 11:42:54] talisein [145/771] has come upon simple [389/1006] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:25:41 is added to talisein's clock.
[05/31/22 15:54:59] GyrosGeier, simple, and anarcat [2256/2749] have team battled h00k, keepermurph, and sc [1292/1915] and won! 2 days, 23:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/22 18:12:51] pasquale [279/514] has challenged simple [95/1006] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:07 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[06/02/22 08:48:45] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:07 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 19:26:11] simple [497/1006] has come upon Tangles [573/817] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:05:15 is added to simple's clock.
[06/03/22 20:48:36] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:02 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 18:16:40] CodeGeek [788/960] has challenged simple [910/1006] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:07:39 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[06/04/22 23:10:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 23:30:39 from level 66.
[06/05/22 20:30:24] simple, pasquale, and Sleepy_boi [564/1971] have team battled tsr, hax404, and opcode [153/1765] and won! 0 days, 12:35:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/22 23:51:13] simple [213/1006] has come upon cremefresh [577/731] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:16:18 is added to simple's clock.
[06/06/22 10:22:39] ahmubashshir, gradator, and JigmeDatse [1446/1901] have team battled Ferris, simple, and Yarosh [1710/2149] and lost! 1 day, 06:15:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/22 14:36:02] hdm [641/965] has come upon simple [85/1006] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:39:04 is removed from hdm's clock.
[06/13/22 21:21:07] HellSpawn, simple, and unicron [782/2644] have team battled tswsl, Drin, and Covid-19 [514/1812] and won! 2 days, 05:39:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/22 00:25:22] simple [611/1006] has challenged ukleinek [321/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:08:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/15/22 01:26:17] style, Theleveler, and simple [2038/2411] have team battled V, Aelane, and blabber [89/2213] and won! 0 days, 18:32:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/22 11:27:15] sky, brycec, Beefcan, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/22 13:27:53] Kachin [882/971] has challenged simple [966/1006] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:18:28 is added to Kachin's clock.
[06/18/22 00:48:48] simple [479/1006] has come upon damyan [57/540] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:29:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/18/22 08:43:34] dyvonna [64/606] has challenged simple [53/1006] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:06 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[06/21/22 16:40:27] simple [732/1015] has challenged caeli [644/917] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/21/22 16:40:27] simple has dealt caeli a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:55:25 is added to caeli's clock.
[06/21/22 20:13:56] simple [114/1015] has come upon SirBummelz [619/682] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:56:18 is added to simple's clock.
[06/22/22 00:32:31] simple [866/1015] has come upon yNos [316/540] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:09:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/22/22 01:28:24] Wolf [107/839] has challenged simple [896/1015] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/22/22 02:54:01] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:44:50 towards level 67.
[06/30/22 05:46:19] Wolf [68/839] has challenged simple [280/1026] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:53:27 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/30/22 19:15:47] simple [208/1026] has come upon eroc1990 [408/561] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:58:35 is added to simple's clock.
[07/01/22 15:43:51] simple got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:32:49 towards level 67.
[07/21/22 21:40:56] simple [294/1026] has come upon "\@_ [245/848] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:29:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/24/22 04:45:04] simple [534/1026] has challenged zifnab06 [593/858] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:50:49 is added to simple's clock.
[07/24/22 12:31:28] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:24:17 towards level 67.
[07/25/22 05:51:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 10 days, 05:20:18 toward level 67.
[07/25/22 11:36:54] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:37:04 from level 67.
[07/26/22 04:21:15] simple [300/1026] has come upon Abe [50/497] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:48:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/26/22 16:57:37] simple [929/1027] has challenged Aelane [446/693] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:28:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/27/22 08:57:14] xbill, signofzeta, and adamus1red [943/2528] have team battled Omega, simple, and cfjk [1055/2606] and lost! 1 day, 23:15:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/22 12:01:37] kenyon [841/987] has challenged simple [669/1027] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:03:36 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/27/22 17:50:07] IRCd [128/132] has challenged simple [60/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:23:08 is removed from IRCd's clock.
[07/28/22 00:04:05] Sergio [249/840] has challenged simple [471/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:16 is added to Sergio's clock.
[07/29/22 01:31:01] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:19:01 from level 67.
[07/31/22 01:30:23] simple learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:56:10 from level 67.
[08/01/22 17:32:06] simple [469/1027] has come upon Pricey [439/683] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:48:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/13/22 01:01:04] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:13 from level 67.
[08/13/22 04:53:43] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:51 towards level 67.
[08/14/22 00:58:29] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:14 towards level 67.
[08/15/22 18:30:40] LeD [41/521] has challenged simple [904/1027] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to LeD's clock.
[08/15/22 23:29:27] simple [770/1027] has come upon sam [642/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:05:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/16/22 16:58:48] simple [636/1027] has come upon cadfael [358/888] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/17/22 03:41:05] simple got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:19 towards level 67.
[08/17/22 08:50:36] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:46 towards level 67.
[08/17/22 19:20:27] simple [811/1027] has challenged pasquale [352/927] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/18/22 03:08:32] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:29:33 towards level 68.
[08/18/22 06:48:33] achin [280/719] has challenged simple [791/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:59:40 is added to achin's clock.
[08/19/22 03:33:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 14:09:18 from level 68.
[08/19/22 21:04:30] Tangles, Feltharell, DownAndUp, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/22 01:23:41] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:40:32 from level 68.
[08/20/22 05:58:02] simple [12/1027] has challenged Sario [471/549] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:11:19 is added to simple's clock.
[08/20/22 19:50:15] tswsl, signofzeta, and crank [1196/2345] have team battled talisein, simple, and t3chn0 [577/2694] and won! 2 days, 20:42:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/22 13:33:26] simple [853/1027] has come upon Juan [525/558] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:59:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/21/22 13:33:26] simple has dealt Juan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:42:49 is added to Juan's clock.
[08/22/22 06:42:38] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:03:30 from level 68.
[08/22/22 11:29:52] washclof [509/962] has come upon simple [328/1027] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:05:37 is removed from washclof's clock.
[08/22/22 12:11:54] el, Lnk, and d4n13L [1441/1971] have team battled simple, idleneutral, and Jens [289/2163] and won! 0 days, 09:12:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/22 10:13:36] Algernon [203/602] has challenged simple [259/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:20:13 is added to Algernon's clock.
[08/23/22 13:35:45] simple [330/1027] has come upon Covid-19 [637/715] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:44:02 is added to simple's clock.
[08/23/22 15:28:27] tmberg, A_Dragon, and simple [1549/2659] have team battled Sherpard2, pwae, and pyre [766/2228] and won! 4 days, 06:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/22 22:16:11] Geoff [223/599] has challenged simple [937/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:07 is added to Geoff's clock.
[08/24/22 02:17:05] A_Dragon [145/937] has challenged simple [838/1027] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:05:45 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[08/24/22 02:47:43] simple [575/1027] has come upon gradator [623/715] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:22:16 is added to simple's clock.
[08/24/22 18:55:25] herald [30/707] has come upon simple [482/1027] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:04 is added to herald's clock.
[08/24/22 20:15:48] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:45:47 towards level 68.
[08/27/22 02:38:31] Gradios [46/52] has challenged simple [783/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Gradios's clock.
[08/27/22 10:35:12] simple [523/1027] has come upon Jens [309/574] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:05:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/22 21:35:06] simple [701/1027] has come upon pfoley [317/694] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:04:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/22 21:54:01] simple [882/1027] has come upon Bolded [535/808] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:40:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/28/22 08:35:00] GilbertErik [615/649] has come upon simple [230/1027] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:13:13 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[08/28/22 13:23:59] MetaNova, d4n13L, and simple [1836/2196] have team battled Thorael, Platonides, and Sombra [676/2812] and won! 4 days, 13:51:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/22 14:48:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 11 days, 13:16:23 toward level 68.
[09/02/22 20:37:46] zbe, ukleinek, and "\@_ [1592/2433] have team battled gusto, tsr, and simple [824/1916] and won! 0 days, 16:19:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 03:30:19] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:27:27 from level 68.
[09/07/22 01:25:21] simple [853/1023] has come upon Ungoliant [263/731] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:57:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/09/22 09:48:45] anarcat [590/1160] has come upon simple [353/1023] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:58:17 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[09/09/22 21:43:52] <rainchick> [517/617] has challenged simple [101/1023] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from <rainchick>'s clock.
[09/10/22 09:21:46] simple [879/1023] has come upon dyvonna [448/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:09:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/10/22 22:35:53] simple, idlegood, and idleevil [2135/2533] have team battled Alarien, Algernon, and yano [118/1970] and won! 0 days, 19:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/22 22:47:16] simple [554/1023] has challenged bg [718/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:27 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/22 04:28:17] Kritzefitz [253/999] has come upon simple [859/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:12:46 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[09/12/22 17:56:11] washclof [947/1036] has challenged simple [126/1023] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:23:10 is removed from washclof's clock.
[09/13/22 07:19:35] simple [141/1023] has come upon achin [486/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:32 is added to simple's clock.
[09/13/22 09:55:58] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:04 from level 68.
[09/13/22 13:02:30] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:01 towards level 68.
[09/14/22 01:19:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 04:27:33 toward level 68.
[09/14/22 08:17:50] simple [648/1023] has challenged launchd [231/482] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/15/22 23:23:59] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:11:25 from level 69.
[09/17/22 00:22:33] simple [283/1023] has come upon achin [614/718] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:19:56 is added to simple's clock.
[09/17/22 04:08:54] jayvee [681/765] has challenged simple [1008/1023] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/21/22 12:13:28] Wolf, Ankhers, A_Dragon, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/22 11:02:19] Yuhno [190/683] has challenged simple [528/1023] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[09/25/22 04:24:04] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:03:17 from level 69.
[09/26/22 00:33:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 08:57:49 toward level 69.
[09/27/22 08:41:14] simple [776/1023] has come upon vectr0n [572/615] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:02:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/28/22 10:38:16] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:35:01 towards level 69.
[09/28/22 23:06:17] Chuck, simple, and nyuszika7h [1808/2376] have team battled Reilly, kenyon, and allo [145/2268] and won! 5 days, 03:03:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/22 05:19:32] simple [790/1023] has challenged tsr [623/710] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:45:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/30/22 18:49:40] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:57:02 from level 69.
[10/01/22 01:42:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 02:40:27 toward level 69.
[10/01/22 13:26:47] simple [753/1023] has come upon yano [47/750] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:22:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/01/22 14:28:50] simple [893/1023] has come upon Nuae [401/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:05:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/01/22 20:13:53] Thorael, aqsd, and simple [915/2525] have team battled JigmeDatse, Drin, and A_Dragon [212/2313] and won! 0 days, 01:37:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/22 07:11:29] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:11 towards level 69.
[10/03/22 22:41:44] simple [290/1023] has come upon Platonides [480/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:28:40 is added to simple's clock.
[10/05/22 02:03:14] io, buzel, and simple [2860/2941] have team battled Drin, hugga, and KindOne [1088/1591] and won! 0 days, 19:47:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/22 21:07:56] vegadark [596/642] has come upon simple [577/1023] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:09:53 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/07/22 21:31:04] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:48 from level 69.
[10/09/22 10:56:44] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:10 towards level 69.
[10/09/22 13:18:08] simple [100/1023] has come upon bookworm [539/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:42:16 is added to simple's clock.
[10/09/22 16:20:59] TauPan, tsr, and Kritzefitz [2114/2549] have team battled simple, heisenbug, and starlink [1584/2286] and won! 3 days, 05:45:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/22 09:56:44] simple [733/1023] has challenged "\@_ [8/1125] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/10/22 20:16:52] simple, rawgreaze, and Ecko [1602/2809] have team battled TauPan, CompanionCube, and Aelane [749/2456] and won! 0 days, 07:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 12:32:42] elf [601/727] has challenged simple [249/1023] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:57:30 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/13/22 15:16:36] Finley [577/614] has challenged simple [786/1023] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to Finley's clock.
[10/13/22 16:33:39] simple [595/1023] has challenged Faradome [321/511] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:51:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/13/22 18:50:18] unicron, TheSilentLink, and JamCow [2012/2268] have team battled MadMan, Drin, and simple [105/2045] and won! 0 days, 15:05:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 19:45:46] megubyte, simple, and spex [2248/2643] have team battled Cirdan, zbe, and nowz [769/2354] and won! 5 days, 19:36:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/22 20:18:59] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:15:17 towards level 70.
[10/15/22 18:25:56] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:06:51 from level 70.
[10/16/22 01:12:23] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:07:43 towards level 70.
[10/16/22 10:20:11] simple [126/1023] has come upon "\@_ [742/1125] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:50:33 is added to simple's clock.
[10/18/22 04:46:03] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:23:18 towards level 70.
[10/19/22 17:29:23] Ferris, caeli, and simple [2510/2702] have team battled el, Koffa, and Alarien [200/1986] and won! 4 days, 20:15:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/22 02:14:11] simple [124/1023] has come upon Aelane [626/701] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:30:19 is added to simple's clock.
[10/20/22 03:57:26] simple [977/1023] has come upon TauPan [389/832] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:39:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/20/22 07:22:34] simple, Sario, and Platonides [847/2475] have team battled idleneutral, laama, and Tabmow [596/2164] and won! 1 day, 13:00:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/22 22:10:14] herald [374/720] has challenged simple [926/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:31 is added to herald's clock.
[10/21/22 04:11:28] Russell [753/1017] has challenged simple [549/1023] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:57:00 is removed from Russell's clock.
[10/22/22 05:16:51] zcy [9/651] has challenged simple [1015/1023] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:58:22 is added to zcy's clock.
[10/22/22 17:21:26] Arch [533/656] has challenged simple [560/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:18 is added to Arch's clock.
[10/22/22 20:52:50] Centrixx [406/847] has come upon simple [900/1023] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:51 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[10/23/22 00:09:23] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:20:55 towards level 70.
[10/23/22 11:12:00] simple [486/1023] has come upon Geoff [532/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:20:58 is added to simple's clock.
[10/24/22 05:07:17] kenyon, simple, and judahnator [2327/2371] have team battled thornrag, MELOONi, and ChowderKeg [251/2423] and won! 2 days, 06:03:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/22 11:29:36] simple [683/1023] has challenged pyre [691/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:59:11 is added to simple's clock.
[10/24/22 12:32:25] HellSpawn, jaxson, and dwfreed [237/2365] have team battled simple, Kurenai, and nya [2090/3044] and lost! 0 days, 21:03:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/22 13:51:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 3 days, 03:23:54 toward level 70.
[10/25/22 01:58:15] simple [559/1023] has come upon Drin [89/606] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:33:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/25/22 05:02:15] simple [476/1023] has come upon yano [479/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:22:54 is added to simple's clock.
[10/25/22 07:01:34] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:58 from level 70.
[10/27/22 01:26:04] simple [444/1023] has come upon apb [921/941] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:40:09 is added to simple's clock.
[10/27/22 12:38:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:08:15 from level 70.
[10/27/22 18:41:41] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:45 from level 70.
[10/30/22 02:04:21] cornfeedhobo, Wam, and bg [2303/2804] have team battled Sario, VonToutCourt, and simple [711/3106] and won! 0 days, 12:06:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/22 13:50:19] aqsd, washclof, and TimWolla [1316/2707] have team battled simple, Lord255, and ukleinek [244/2159] and won! 0 days, 23:03:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/22 03:18:48] simple [148/1019] has challenged canton7 [584/812] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to simple's clock.
[11/03/22 13:17:00] simple [109/1031] has come upon vectr0n [251/615] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:19:26 is added to simple's clock.
[11/03/22 16:02:11] signofzeta [69/1014] has come upon simple [471/1031] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:50:55 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[11/03/22 16:58:59] tswsl [526/680] has challenged simple [556/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:56 is added to tswsl's clock.
[11/04/22 03:04:07] Sombra, noex, and Aylat [133/1759] have team battled RussellB, Chuck, and simple [905/2614] and lost! 0 days, 07:34:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/22 21:36:05] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:20:10 from level 71.
[11/07/22 01:03:06] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:13:49 towards level 71.
[11/07/22 06:29:32] simple misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:41:48 from level 71.
[11/08/22 17:34:34] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:33:01 from level 71.
[11/10/22 05:35:47] pyre [153/823] has challenged simple [627/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:36:25 is added to pyre's clock.
[11/11/22 07:59:17] anarcat [1071/1169] has come upon simple [632/1031] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:59:51 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[11/11/22 12:32:30] signofzeta [655/1014] has come upon simple [584/1031] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:00:24 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[11/11/22 20:44:27] simple [104/1031] has challenged Koffa [592/669] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:01:27 is added to simple's clock.
[11/12/22 00:43:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 6 days, 09:45:28 toward level 71.
[11/12/22 21:26:32] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:42:00 towards level 71.
[11/13/22 18:54:19] Fehu [451/566] has challenged simple [554/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to Fehu's clock.
[11/14/22 07:00:40] simple left their weapon out in the rain to rust! simple's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/22 18:26:40] io [137/1128] has come upon simple [521/1008] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:36:06 is added to io's clock.
[11/16/22 12:08:34] simple [216/1008] has challenged DownAndUp [569/599] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:05:16 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/22 07:21:49] simple [536/1008] has come upon Tabmow [789/840] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:55:02 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/22 13:51:50] _sh, Tangles, and Hex [1076/2102] have team battled heisenbug, zifnab06, and simple [1310/2253] and lost! 5 days, 01:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/22 15:32:12] style, pyre, and Malvolio [79/1892] have team battled buzel, simple, and Ecko [2495/2805] and lost! 0 days, 16:17:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/22 03:43:15] keepermurph [200/562] has challenged simple [115/1030] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:26:55 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[11/23/22 05:20:11] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:13:58 towards level 71.
[11/26/22 17:13:41] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:44:34 towards level 71.
[11/27/22 09:10:09] HeavyPodda [5/608] has come upon simple [282/1030] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 05:03:46 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/27/22 21:43:36] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:45:16 towards level 71.
[11/29/22 05:16:07] simple [266/1030] has challenged SSLbits [432/563] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:58:47 is added to simple's clock.
[11/29/22 14:59:54] AlinConstantin [375/448] has challenged simple [961/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to AlinConstantin's clock.
[11/30/22 09:35:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 11:14:47 from level 71.
[11/30/22 14:40:01] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:38:46 towards level 71.
[12/01/22 10:25:55] simple, CodeGeek, and idlegood [2851/2873] have team battled TheSilentLink, Nuae, and GilbertErik [550/2372] and won! 1 day, 08:20:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/22 06:48:01] SSLbits, simple, and soltys [72/2529] have team battled Feras, solarsparq, and ion [896/1916] and lost! 1 day, 00:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/22 18:13:54] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:42:51 towards level 71.
[12/03/22 12:40:16] simple [904/1030] has challenged aqsd [426/790] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:29:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/04/22 20:53:30] simple [473/1030] has come upon solarsparq [105/689] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:50:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/05/22 09:19:44] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:41:52 towards level 71.
[12/05/22 19:30:19] Comnenus [13/22] has challenged simple [885/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to Comnenus's clock.
[12/06/22 07:15:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 13 days, 07:32:02 toward level 71.
[12/06/22 11:08:35] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:18 towards level 71.
[12/06/22 20:08:32] Dan [118/169] has challenged simple [361/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to Dan's clock.
[12/07/22 01:55:08] simple [634/1030] has come upon Feras [46/367] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:51:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/07/22 13:58:33] golgy [504/864] has come upon simple [506/1030] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:13:16 is added to golgy's clock.
[12/08/22 06:30:18] Gorek, simple, and io [2376/3095] have team battled Tangles, TimWolla, and elf [2211/2375] and won! 2 days, 03:16:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 14:37:58] brycec [564/992] has challenged simple [358/1030] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:33:00 is removed from brycec's clock.
[12/18/22 08:06:07] simple [168/1030] has challenged wille [480/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:24 is added to simple's clock.
[12/18/22 09:52:48] ukleinek, MetaNova, and io [1957/2346] have team battled simple, CornFly, and psychoid [691/2116] and won! 1 day, 03:34:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/22 14:35:39] simple [318/1030] has come upon hdm [185/960] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:33:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/18/22 20:23:55] norrland [11/216] has challenged simple [577/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to norrland's clock.
[12/19/22 05:08:11] d4n13L, dwfreed, and simple [402/2730] have team battled pants, Algernon, and elf [380/2662] and won! 0 days, 13:05:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/22 07:39:12] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:03 towards level 71.
[12/20/22 07:07:32] simple, Wolf, and herald [1289/2565] have team battled Fenrik, eroc1990, and LeD [1935/2424] and lost! 0 days, 04:16:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/22 10:19:14] Thorael [579/657] has challenged simple [81/1030] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:18:14 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[12/21/22 05:23:36] simple [596/1030] has challenged io [187/1128] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/21/22 08:10:41] simple [745/1030] has challenged zbe [86/1078] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:37:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/21/22 09:24:31] StalkR [385/887] has challenged simple [91/1030] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:27:43 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[12/21/22 23:44:13] munkis, tomhek, and hugga [794/2261] have team battled simple, confunctius, and eising [1413/2205] and lost! 1 day, 07:06:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/22 06:15:49] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:04:58 towards level 72.
[12/23/22 17:45:58] Psilocybe, Cirdan, and nya [686/3331] have team battled Algernon, simple, and DownAndUp [554/2382] and won! 0 days, 18:28:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 01:58:10] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:49:45 from level 72.
[12/24/22 07:17:30] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:34 towards level 72.
[12/24/22 20:43:47] simple [737/1030] has challenged Kurenai [566/899] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:38:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/25/22 04:21:02] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:24:15 towards level 72.
[12/26/22 16:43:18] GilbertErik, DownAndUp, and spex [1137/2451] have team battled ufo-piloot, simple, and _sh [87/2360] and won! 3 days, 12:54:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 03:55:50] io, Centrixx, and confunctius [2683/2790] have team battled simple, slim, and crysis [1272/2310] and won! 0 days, 14:33:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 05:21:49] ukleinek [211/499] has challenged simple [773/1030] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/28/22 07:20:41] dwfreed, tomhek, and simple [1707/2940] have team battled talisein, munkis, and Stevland [2081/2257] and lost! 3 days, 02:44:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/22 08:42:07] simple [542/1030] has come upon laama [595/744] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:53:31 is added to simple's clock.
[12/28/22 12:12:43] MetaNova, pants, and Yarosh [2043/2396] have team battled MrMagoo, iiriix, and simple [1863/2471] and won! 0 days, 04:17:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/22 00:06:08] brycec [808/1226] has challenged simple [1017/1030] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:38:54 is added to brycec's clock.
[12/29/22 21:13:33] el, Alarien, and simple [642/2368] have team battled jacob1, AlinConstantin, and Dan [593/2209] and won! 1 day, 13:26:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/22 23:17:38] simple [376/1030] has come upon Varjatticus [604/623] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:19:19 is added to simple's clock.
[12/29/22 23:28:16] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:48:05 towards level 72.
[12/30/22 01:14:07] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:39:21 towards level 72.
[12/30/22 19:16:11] simple [803/1030] has challenged Matthew [282/499] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:16:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/31/22 13:03:40] AlinConstantin, Cirdan, and zcy [83/2299] have team battled Tenedos, Cockatrice, and simple [1313/2338] and lost! 0 days, 09:06:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/23 03:33:57] ahmubashshir [828/859] has challenged simple [233/1030] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[01/02/23 14:44:09] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:53:02 towards level 72.
[01/02/23 20:50:11] Misza [852/1087] has come upon simple [68/1030] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:40:00 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/03/23 00:52:30] simple [22/1030] has come upon nya [587/1229] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:30:03 is added to simple's clock.
[01/03/23 21:52:40] Russell [202/1060] has come upon simple [629/1030] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:25:30 is added to Russell's clock.
[01/05/23 00:38:44] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:13 towards level 72.
[01/05/23 14:42:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 11 days, 06:07:48 toward level 72.
[01/05/23 19:49:14] h00k [343/489] has challenged simple [851/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:23:21 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/07/23 13:54:01] simple [731/1030] has come upon SuzakuMedli [667/872] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:12:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/08/23 22:25:59] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:14 towards level 72.
[01/09/23 03:21:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 10:09:45 toward level 72.
[01/10/23 07:50:06] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:44 towards level 72.
[01/13/23 01:11:32] simple [16/1030] has challenged TauPan [420/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to simple's clock.
[01/13/23 11:31:45] simple [97/1030] has challenged Yarosh [351/528] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:15:01 is added to simple's clock.
[01/15/23 20:44:55] Jens [368/597] has challenged simple [943/1030] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:17:28 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/16/23 13:25:09] rawgreaze [221/1008] has come upon simple [105/1030] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:42:46 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[01/16/23 15:25:09] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:46:39 towards level 73.
[01/16/23 23:48:17] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:40:08 from level 73.
[01/17/23 05:02:53] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:16:03 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 19:38:10] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:30:05 from level 73.
[01/18/23 13:22:03] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:02:35 from level 73.
[01/19/23 23:17:48] lotus [0/202] has challenged simple [223/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to lotus's clock.
[01/21/23 06:58:50] Hex, Destruia, and gusto [688/1979] have team battled pfoley, DownAndUp, and simple [1628/2398] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 09:54:49] cadfael, sky, and simple [19/2746] have team battled Pinkman, el, and nowz [1473/2054] and lost! 2 days, 00:31:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/23 07:13:42] Madelaine [228/234] has challenged simple [334/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Madelaine's clock.
[01/22/23 12:45:52] Chuck, washclof, and SirNeo [1840/2303] have team battled StalkR, simple, and brycec [1095/3216] and won! 0 days, 01:56:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/23 05:17:43] Notir, thornrag, and Sherpard2 [852/2442] have team battled muirrum, Affliction, and simple [1240/2361] and lost! 0 days, 13:06:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 01:29:45] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:12:57 towards level 73.
[01/25/23 15:26:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 18 days, 03:51:23 toward level 73.
[01/27/23 03:00:42] Koffa [648/672] has challenged simple [519/1040] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:54:55 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/28/23 20:31:42] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:03:39 towards level 73.
[01/28/23 21:13:30] idlegood, Ankhers, and jaxson [1001/2012] have team battled simple, Sombra, and bookworm [626/2713] and won! 2 days, 06:02:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/23 03:04:21] Sario, Crazycatlady, and eising [47/2339] have team battled Alarien, HeavyPodda, and simple [866/2324] and lost! 1 day, 23:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/23 12:00:13] simple [653/1040] has come upon Ganonk [395/505] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:05:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/30/23 14:17:26] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:43:25 towards level 73.
[01/30/23 14:33:09] gegenschein, wollu, and jayvee [1188/2492] have team battled DownAndUp, vadas, and simple [873/2159] and won! 0 days, 00:05:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/23 22:00:39] KingPimpCommand [22/257] has challenged simple [762/1040] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to KingPimpCommand's clock.
[02/02/23 20:23:20] gradator [4/540] has challenged simple [533/1040] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:31:13 is added to gradator's clock.
[02/04/23 02:54:56] simple [708/1040] has come upon Zaratustra [297/742] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:16:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/23 12:03:57] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:33:16 towards level 73.
[02/04/23 14:31:57] simple [347/1040] has challenged Comnenus [113/627] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:11:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/23 16:46:04] nawcom, anarcat, and drahthaar [209/3102] have team battled simple, Pinkman, and SirBummelz [1925/2758] and lost! 3 days, 08:04:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/23 21:38:13] simple [806/1040] has challenged Nuae [677/844] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:08:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/06/23 15:56:33] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:31 towards level 73.
[02/07/23 14:07:53] TimWolla, mordac, and Comnenus [356/2248] have team battled slim, kinus, and simple [968/2048] and lost! 0 days, 19:33:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/23 14:57:24] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:18 towards level 73.
[02/09/23 22:34:57] Jens, simple, and kptr [632/2164] have team battled Ganonk, Acolarh, and adamus1red [2286/2540] and lost! 1 day, 12:58:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/23 06:50:30] Erwinstein [69/302] has challenged simple [519/1040] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Erwinstein's clock.
[02/12/23 17:38:19] _sh, simple, and megubyte [965/2412] have team battled caeli, Covid-19, and postikana [848/2435] and won! 1 day, 06:57:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/23 06:51:19] simple [659/1040] has come upon "\@_ [849/1173] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:03:41 is added to simple's clock.
[02/14/23 06:19:24] Togra [274/702] has challenged simple [133/1040] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:01:13 is removed from Togra's clock.
[02/14/23 12:20:23] simple [627/1040] has challenged Thorael [469/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:31:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/14/23 17:01:09] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/14/23 22:22:13] simple [79/1036] has challenged shikhin [731/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:26:00 is added to simple's clock.
[02/15/23 16:25:34] Arch [315/664] has challenged simple [121/1040] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:30:28 is removed from Arch's clock.
[02/15/23 19:21:24] fucktard [0/1] has challenged simple [215/1040] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to fucktard's clock.
[02/15/23 20:25:03] popey [253/488] has come upon simple [690/1040] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:22:15 is added to popey's clock.
[02/16/23 13:50:26] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:53 towards level 73.
[02/16/23 20:33:21] caeli, Omega, and anarcat [2644/3189] have team battled kinus, xbill, and simple [1970/2580] and won! 2 days, 06:17:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/23 23:48:13] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:19 towards level 73.
[02/17/23 13:36:42] simple [615/1040] has come upon el [657/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:20 is added to simple's clock.
[02/17/23 16:41:21] simple, pwae, and TimeWarp [985/2572] have team battled rawgreaze, n0ssh, and xbill [537/2646] and won! 0 days, 02:19:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/23 21:32:54] CodeB, Berserker, and kinus [873/1243] have team battled simple, Thorael, and SirNeo [1820/2267] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/23 02:00:36] simple [475/1047] has challenged crank [480/628] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to simple's clock.
[02/18/23 17:27:51] washclof [149/1080] has come upon simple [266/1047] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:17:53 is added to washclof's clock.
[02/18/23 20:09:38] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:51:46 towards level 74.
[02/19/23 08:49:58] kevkev [69/112] has challenged simple [833/1047] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to kevkev's clock.
[02/19/23 20:46:58] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:03:13 towards level 74.
[02/20/23 11:47:59] simple [968/1047] has challenged allo [471/691] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:31:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/20/23 14:21:18] TimeWarp [585/835] has challenged simple [834/1047] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[02/20/23 18:08:57] sc, hax404, and Nysdar [1481/2187] have team battled misha, simple, and Wam [2761/2904] and lost! 4 days, 02:37:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/23 19:04:09] simple [345/1047] has come upon slim [53/502] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:08:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/21/23 23:55:58] simple [66/1047] has challenged Crazycatlady [533/720] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:05:25 is added to simple's clock.
[02/22/23 14:08:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 26 days, 22:15:39 toward level 74.
[02/22/23 14:30:56] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:14 towards level 74.
[02/24/23 00:43:29] jayvee, Stevland, Wam, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/23 00:39:15] simple, CompanionCube, and muirrum [1762/2316] have team battled RussellB, Gangsterish, and Minus [901/2191] and won! 0 days, 11:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/23 07:45:58] simple [481/1047] has come upon Aksej [158/994] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:09:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/28/23 09:39:47] simple [54/1047] has come upon Berserker [469/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:01 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/23 22:50:33] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:31 towards level 74.
[03/01/23 05:29:50] simple [703/1047] has challenged slim [89/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:35:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/23 05:54:47] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:42 towards level 74.
[03/03/23 08:20:07] sky, cadfael, and Aksej [2352/2734] have team battled simple, rawgreaze, and buzel [360/2778] and won! 0 days, 22:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/23 16:35:26] simple [224/1047] has challenged Asara [529/855] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/23 19:28:28] simple [166/1047] has come upon MetaNova [120/752] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 21:13:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/05/23 03:06:32] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:09:53 towards level 75.
[03/05/23 16:22:59] jayvee [355/1038] has come upon simple [770/1047] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:42:11 is added to jayvee's clock.
[03/06/23 03:48:15] simple [157/1047] has come upon pfoley [252/738] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:47:52 is added to simple's clock.
[03/07/23 08:59:17] simple [992/1047] has challenged AlexS [494/536] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:58:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/07/23 17:28:31] Acolarh [296/943] has come upon simple [171/1047] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:47:46 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[03/29/23 16:34:46] Wam, DontEvenPeek, and simple [2643/2677] have team battled Yarosh, Forud, and Theleveler [1166/2355] and won! 0 days, 22:13:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/23 09:08:39] simple [30/1047] has challenged cadfael [192/797] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:33:11 is added to simple's clock.
[03/31/23 05:53:07] Lenny_, apb, and postikana [428/2122] have team battled simple, MELOONi, and pwae [1351/2774] and lost! 2 days, 08:31:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/23 22:16:30] simple [510/1047] has challenged Covid-19 [662/949] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:16:45 is added to simple's clock.
[04/01/23 12:19:29] simple [184/1047] has challenged buzel [36/718] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:37:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/01/23 18:32:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 23 days, 01:56:35 toward level 75.
[04/04/23 06:39:17] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:44 towards level 75.
[04/04/23 14:44:58] simple [353/1047] has come upon MetaNova [337/763] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:23:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/05/23 03:23:52] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:38 towards level 75.
[04/06/23 04:45:53] vadas, idleneutral, and kzootech [759/1799] have team battled Lnk, simple, and Paganel [180/2621] and won! 0 days, 09:30:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/23 12:57:13] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:12 towards level 75.
[04/06/23 15:28:58] Omega, eroc1990, and Faradome [661/2403] have team battled simple, alexlehm, and launchd [214/2269] and won! 0 days, 04:27:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/23 18:17:26] simple [741/1047] has come upon MELOONi [888/950] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:29:00 is added to simple's clock.
[04/09/23 03:58:15] Paganel [145/757] has challenged simple [214/1047] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:16:15 is added to Paganel's clock.
[04/09/23 09:57:23] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:32 towards level 75.
[04/09/23 22:02:02] simple [437/1047] has challenged Fenrik [126/1252] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:20:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/10/23 01:05:51] simple [684/1047] has come upon HeavyPodda [91/664] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:24:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/10/23 05:34:16] tomhek, Kurenai, and Puff [2359/2418] have team battled simple, adamus1red, and drahthaar [57/3189] and won! 0 days, 00:54:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/23 06:40:08] TimeWarp [572/819] has come upon simple [472/1047] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:17:26 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[04/10/23 10:58:28] simple [841/1047] has come upon damyan [574/736] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:53:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/10/23 23:34:33] simple [493/1047] has come upon sky [302/949] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:58:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/12/23 15:16:11] hugga [923/931] has challenged simple [1044/1047] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:40:25 is added to hugga's clock.
[04/12/23 21:17:31] simple [711/1047] has challenged cadfael [364/796] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:22:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/13/23 13:09:53] simple [907/1047] has come upon sky [365/949] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:51:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/13/23 13:09:53] simple has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:40:00 is added to sky's clock.
[04/13/23 21:39:41] simple [57/1047] has challenged bobvador [512/1063] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to simple's clock.
[04/14/23 02:34:31] simple [655/1047] has come upon apb [570/977] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 08:11:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/14/23 13:00:37] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/23 01:43:37] simple [215/1035] has come upon IFireflyl [125/508] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:14:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/07/23 17:19:24] simple [477/1035] has come upon solarsparq [150/699] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:59:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/08/23 10:39:44] simple [18/1035] has come upon canton7 [569/892] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:53:53 is added to simple's clock.
[06/08/23 19:56:20] bg [845/1105] has come upon simple [690/1035] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:18:55 is removed from bg's clock.
[06/08/23 20:33:21] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:53:54 towards level 76.
[06/09/23 04:46:13] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:05:14 towards level 76.
[06/10/23 04:23:07] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/23 16:51:04] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:26:56 towards level 76.
[06/13/23 22:18:58] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:36:03 from level 76.
[06/14/23 09:53:28] simple [674/1038] has challenged Thorael [80/679] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:08:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/14/23 10:24:55] Garg [90/296] has challenged simple [137/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/16/23 02:05:33] damyan [131/761] has challenged simple [309/1048] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:26:08 is added to damyan's clock.
[06/17/23 08:37:20] vegadark [283/739] has come upon simple [354/1048] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:07:42 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/10/23 20:53:39] Cockatrice [42/900] has challenged simple [758/1048] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[07/12/23 05:39:37] alephnull [118/491] has come upon simple [169/1048] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:11:58 is added to alephnull's clock.
[07/12/23 18:05:35] GilbertErik [453/793] has come upon simple [20/1048] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:53:54 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[07/12/23 21:32:27] simple, talisein, and JamCow [1267/2627] have team battled BastelBot, Centrixx, and CompanionCube [926/2660] and won! 4 days, 21:08:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/23 09:13:38] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:59 towards level 76.
[08/06/23 22:23:19] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:16 towards level 76.
[08/07/23 03:03:04] Ungoliant [160/764] has challenged simple [305/1048] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[08/07/23 21:23:15] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:14:49 from level 76.
[08/08/23 20:17:56] Matthew [197/624] has challenged simple [381/1048] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:29:53 is added to Matthew's clock.
[08/09/23 10:27:51] idleneutral, Matthew, and misha [1027/2181] have team battled canton7, u4ia, and simple [842/2324] and won! 0 days, 10:43:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/23 17:25:50] simple [996/1059] has come upon hax404 [199/506] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:21:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/11/23 02:30:42] Kachin [79/1032] has challenged simple [574/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:07:52 is added to Kachin's clock.
[08/11/23 11:40:23] el, cfjk, and tomhek [1107/2618] have team battled simple, nya, and Techman [573/3236] and won! 1 day, 15:04:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/23 15:46:54] simple [414/1059] has come upon buzel [267/844] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:13:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/12/23 18:57:27] Tenedos, caeli, simple, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/23 10:43:49] simple [358/1059] has challenged Tenedos [215/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:02:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/14/23 17:34:19] simple [954/1059] has come upon Garg [109/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:47:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/16/23 18:02:14] simple [151/1059] has challenged RussellB [708/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:34:11 is added to simple's clock.
[08/17/23 18:09:32] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:41 towards level 76.
[08/17/23 19:49:29] simple [58/1059] has challenged MetaNova [193/735] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to simple's clock.
[08/18/23 18:37:22] Khorne, bfft, and Carl [1358/2854] have team battled simple, Gangsterish, and Pinkman [16/2696] and won! 3 days, 22:30:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/23 11:27:22] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:52:14 towards level 77.
[08/21/23 16:44:16] canton7 [444/871] has challenged simple [934/1059] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to canton7's clock.
[08/22/23 11:40:15] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:16:50 from level 77.
[08/23/23 23:14:18] ion, idlegood, simple, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/23 15:25:20] \dev\ice, simple, and Forud [1426/2888] have team battled heisenbug, caeli, and Drin [1043/2542] and won! 3 days, 11:57:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/23 12:52:43] GRIZZLYMAN [583/667] has challenged simple [108/1059] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:23:14 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[08/25/23 12:52:43] GRIZZLYMAN has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:04:59 is added to simple's clock.
[08/25/23 18:42:23] simple burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/23 08:55:30] GRIZZLYMAN, Nysdar, and dyvonna [1126/2649] have team battled bfft, scumola, and simple [2037/2592] and lost! 2 days, 04:35:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/23 02:13:12] simple [368/1053] has challenged Fenrik [355/1216] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:10:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/30/23 18:07:00] nya, nawcom, and bfft [914/2975] have team battled simple, eising, and blobdog [424/2277] and won! 3 days, 23:29:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/23 22:23:45] simple [89/1065] has challenged KindOne [190/515] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:30:39 is added to simple's clock.
[08/31/23 02:21:38] scornn, KindOne, rawgreaze, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/23 19:50:13] gildarts, Puff, and \dev\ice [1931/2372] have team battled ahmubashshir, simple, and IFireflyl [200/2242] and won! 0 days, 09:37:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/23 18:59:30] simple [407/1065] has come upon adamus1red [284/941] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:12:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/02/23 20:11:03] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:46 towards level 77.
[09/02/23 21:41:13] simple [504/1065] has challenged Sario [574/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:44:31 is added to simple's clock.
[09/04/23 08:49:33] simple [1056/1065] has challenged hax404 [209/506] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:10:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/06/23 22:22:19] simple [847/1065] has come upon jayvee [167/696] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:15:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/07/23 09:38:38] simple [422/1065] has come upon TimWolla [93/1036] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:09:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/21/23 21:32:44] simple [378/1065] has challenged gendish [221/441] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:35:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/22/23 03:34:08] Tabmow [539/919] has challenged simple [885/1065] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:50:30 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[09/22/23 17:11:35] IFireflyl, StalkR, and simple [592/2838] have team battled Fenrik, GilbertErik, and Garg [2135/2529] and lost! 1 day, 16:43:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/23 23:09:43] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:11 towards level 77.
[09/23/23 23:19:13] simple got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:57 towards level 77.
[09/25/23 21:48:42] elegy [139/267] has challenged simple [226/1065] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to elegy's clock.
[10/23/23 19:06:06] simple, JackyB, and Visievion [472/1872] have team battled elf, randalth0r, and Bluedog [314/2170] and won! 0 days, 05:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/23 14:34:48] simple [495/1065] has come upon bobvador [209/1115] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:04:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/24/23 18:43:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 19:26:04 toward level 77.
[11/03/23 22:09:43] LetMeKnow [0/39] has challenged simple [727/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to LetMeKnow's clock.
[11/05/23 04:27:05] idlegood, dwfreed, and sc [2329/2885] have team battled simple, signofzeta, and gradator [2056/2746] and won! 0 days, 02:54:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/23 03:45:27] simple [386/1078] has come upon SirNeo [634/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:15:51 is added to simple's clock.
[11/07/23 08:36:23] simple, Drin, and vectr0n [2226/2893] have team battled zbe, Chuck, and anarcat [1065/3233] and won! 1 day, 16:06:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 11:56:06] simple, pfoley, and Matthew [1407/3004] have team battled JigmeDatse, Techman, and jaxson [2077/2440] and lost! 1 day, 00:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/23 12:15:37] simple [323/1078] has come upon Forud [901/1026] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:14:56 is added to simple's clock.
[11/20/23 08:40:20] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:16 towards level 77.
[11/20/23 16:42:01] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:54 towards level 77.
[11/21/23 21:27:57] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/22/23 15:14:58] simple, EddieT137, and Omega [714/3226] have team battled Bluedog, idlegood, and t3chn0 [870/2570] and lost! 1 day, 04:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/23 23:01:04] simple [917/1073] has challenged dbx12 [178/814] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:29:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/22/23 23:01:04] simple has dealt dbx12 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:07:44 is added to dbx12's clock.
[11/24/23 05:03:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 21:35:05 toward level 77.
[12/28/23 05:34:40] idlegood, Kritzefitz, and _sh [2400/2796] have team battled Lord255, simple, and cadfael [198/2418] and won! 0 days, 14:45:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/23 23:25:46] yang [250/394] has challenged simple [744/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to yang's clock.
[12/29/23 05:35:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 22:34:56 toward level 77.
[12/29/23 13:01:49] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:06 towards level 77.
[12/29/23 15:17:54] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:36 towards level 77.
[12/30/23 02:08:23] simple [1052/1073] has challenged Minus [120/917] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:09:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/30/23 03:20:23] bt [4/15] has challenged simple [950/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to bt's clock.
[12/31/23 19:52:44] simple [446/1073] has challenged happymeal [49/491] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:05:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/31/23 20:20:05] simple [21/1073] has challenged Pinkman [756/937] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:40:55 is added to simple's clock.
[01/03/24 07:20:26] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:44:04 towards level 78.
[01/03/24 16:25:11] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:47:02 towards level 78.
[01/06/24 17:30:05] bobvador, Misza, Wolf, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/24 07:08:08] HollowWasp [173/231] has challenged simple [38/1073] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from HollowWasp's clock.
[01/08/24 04:19:32] k4k0 [146/224] has challenged simple [14/1073] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:06 is removed from k4k0's clock.
[01/08/24 04:19:32] k4k0 has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:20:42 is added to simple's clock.
[01/09/24 03:14:15] simple [739/1073] has challenged cfjk [169/852] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:00:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/24 08:33:50] eising [287/823] has challenged simple [520/1073] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:12:01 is added to eising's clock.
[01/09/24 18:51:40] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 23:06:02] vegadark [214/903] has come upon simple [889/1076] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 03:40:41 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/10/24 20:32:08] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:14:29 from level 78.
[01/11/24 07:27:19] simple [419/1076] has come upon nawcom [142/968] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:15:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/11/24 17:29:56] jacob1 [781/907] has challenged simple [422/1076] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:22:59 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/11/24 23:12:57] washclof [749/1134] has come upon simple [679/1076] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 20:22:08 is removed from washclof's clock.
[01/12/24 00:18:00] simple [676/1076] has come upon GRIZZLYMAN [117/719] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:10:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/12/24 00:33:01] roosterphant, Berserker, and alexlehm [601/1709] have team battled simple, Bolded, and tmberg [1258/3179] and lost! 3 days, 22:23:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/24 08:02:03] simple [941/1076] has come upon bookworm [450/882] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:31:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/14/24 02:42:21] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:28:58 from level 78.
[01/15/24 19:16:31] simple [886/1076] has come upon Jens [991/1157] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:23:41 is added to simple's clock.
[01/16/24 00:40:14] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:55 towards level 78.
[01/16/24 15:04:51] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:50 towards level 78.
[01/16/24 18:21:05] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:48:45 from level 78.
[01/17/24 16:55:43] jabuxas [9/15] has challenged simple [804/1076] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to jabuxas's clock.
[01/18/24 09:48:21] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:42:34 towards level 78.
[01/19/24 05:39:22] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:12 towards level 78.
[01/19/24 06:00:04] Butch, simple, and blobdog [733/2051] have team battled dyvonna, TheSilentLink, and OobSaco [1521/2563] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/24 06:14:41] VonToutCourt [25/1391] has challenged simple [219/1076] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:25 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[01/19/24 10:55:02] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:06 towards level 78.
[01/20/24 02:44:53] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:34:45 from level 78.
[01/20/24 03:51:15] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:23:36 from level 78.
[01/22/24 05:31:59] jacquesssss [336/421] has challenged simple [334/1090] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:01:36 is removed from jacquesssss's clock.
[01/22/24 11:18:04] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:43 towards level 78.
[01/22/24 14:14:54] simple [1016/1090] has come upon bt [226/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:25:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/23/24 10:56:25] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:59 towards level 78.
[01/23/24 15:29:52] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:42 from level 78.
[01/24/24 02:34:03] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:51 towards level 78.
[01/24/24 23:53:18] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:59 towards level 78.
[01/25/24 08:50:23] simple [17/1090] has challenged slim [221/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:29 is added to simple's clock.
[01/25/24 22:44:03] simple, zbe, and aqsd [2022/3229] have team battled spex, bg, and rawgreaze [420/3398] and won! 0 days, 09:42:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/24 05:05:43] simple [326/1090] has come upon Fenrik [249/1227] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/24 11:51:53] simple [981/1090] has challenged Techman [837/1052] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:40:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/29/24 11:56:15] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:59:52 towards level 79.
[01/29/24 19:20:09] simple [1033/1090] has come upon SirNeo [64/883] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:45:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/31/24 08:35:39] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:06:31 from level 79.
[02/01/24 02:13:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 18 days, 02:06:35 toward level 79.
[02/02/24 10:58:27] simple, k4k0, and Ecko [381/2384] have team battled Bolded, ahmubashshir, and Blohsh [1671/2138] and lost! 0 days, 08:43:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/24 05:15:03] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:15:59 towards level 79.
[02/03/24 06:38:52] simple, ColonelPanic001, and Erwinstein [1776/2524] have team battled thornrag, justpink, and DividedByZero [1470/1500] and won! 0 days, 00:20:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/24 13:02:15] simple [883/1103] has come upon el [615/845] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:03:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/05/24 17:46:35] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:08 towards level 79.
[02/06/24 22:33:30] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/24 10:43:31] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:30 towards level 79.
[02/07/24 12:49:43] simple [108/1123] has come upon Tangles [328/1023] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:20:05 is added to simple's clock.
[02/08/24 00:07:16] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:52 towards level 79.
[02/08/24 06:46:11] Xenthys, pfoley, and dbx12 [264/2833] have team battled GilbertErik, simple, and idlegood [299/2420] and lost! 1 day, 13:20:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/24 08:37:38] justpink [185/416] has challenged simple [107/1123] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:54:41 is removed from justpink's clock.
[02/08/24 16:00:32] simple [148/1123] has come upon hax404 [390/649] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:26:22 is added to simple's clock.
[02/09/24 02:29:38] simple [935/1123] has come upon \dev\ice [279/938] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:17:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/09/24 05:21:44] Cirdan [74/1064] has challenged simple [302/1123] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:39:20 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[02/09/24 07:34:03] jayvee, bg, and Aksej [1478/2878] have team battled roosterphant, Asara, and simple [256/2388] and won! 2 days, 09:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/24 09:11:26] Mithian [22/67] has challenged simple [267/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Mithian's clock.
[02/11/24 22:19:11] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:01 towards level 79.
[02/12/24 23:11:18] simple [759/1123] has come upon Carl [747/900] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:53:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/24 09:58:10] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:14 towards level 79.
[02/14/24 16:15:47] Acolarh [458/814] has come upon simple [189/1123] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:26:44 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[02/14/24 21:30:47] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:19 from level 79.
[02/15/24 15:23:03] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:51 towards level 79.
[02/17/24 03:14:00] simple [428/1123] has come upon Lilith [245/927] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:19:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/17/24 12:07:32] Forud, BastelBot, crysis, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/24 05:02:38] simple [434/1123] has challenged ColonelPanic001 [684/870] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:54:20 is added to simple's clock.
[02/19/24 08:25:31] kenyon, ZOTTA, and simple [1906/3426] have team battled misha, Omega, and damyan [714/2792] and won! 1 day, 02:10:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 18:53:14] Chuck, BastelBot, and DividedByZero [848/2059] have team battled simple, yang, and Malvolio [2164/2187] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/24 13:24:08] Jens, simple, and Koffa [214/3271] have team battled pfoley, ColonelPanic001, and style [2123/2531] and lost! 6 days, 21:23:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/24 20:17:29] simple [607/1123] has come upon misha [513/900] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 23:58:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/23/24 03:30:13] Carl, Reilly, and simple [1162/2687] have team battled "\@_, style, and nya [96/2290] and won! 1 day, 20:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/24 12:55:33] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:30:58 towards level 80.
[02/24/24 05:01:15] Garg, pyre, and Brocker [470/1878] have team battled vegadark, ToHellWithGA, and simple [2037/3359] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/24 17:44:44] t3chn0, thornrag, and drahthaar [2422/2555] have team battled jacquesssss, simple, and Dex [1602/2188] and won! 3 days, 12:16:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/24 16:11:26] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:32:17 towards level 80.
[02/26/24 18:17:09] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:05 towards level 80.
[02/27/24 04:20:14] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:40:16 from level 80.
[03/01/24 07:39:55] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:56:02 towards level 80.
[03/02/24 16:37:13] simple [1044/1123] has challenged alephnull [551/809] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:25:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/24 10:13:59] simple [992/1123] has challenged ZOTTA [1050/1307] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:12:51 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/24 07:08:54] anarcat, simple, and Fenrik [2945/3682] have team battled ZOTTA, Zaratustra, and apb [2333/3076] and won! 3 days, 06:41:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/24 08:39:25] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:52:33 towards level 80.
[03/05/24 09:26:09] simple [85/1123] has come upon gendish [58/429] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:18:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/05/24 09:26:09] simple has dealt gendish a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:34:44 is added to gendish's clock.
[03/06/24 03:16:04] simple [745/1123] has come upon Tabmow [197/922] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:21:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/06/24 19:50:11] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:46:48 towards level 80.
[03/09/24 11:36:52] Crazycatlady, signofzeta, and eising [1997/3145] have team battled thatmint, JigmeDatse, and simple [348/2822] and won! 0 days, 01:12:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 14:30:07] simple [1119/1123] has come upon Wolf [637/954] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:44:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/10/24 00:56:16] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:23 from level 80.
[03/10/24 12:57:40] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:36:00 from level 80.
[03/13/24 07:23:30] Pinkman [850/935] has challenged simple [280/1123] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:19:44 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[03/14/24 07:45:17] PanamaCity3003 [188/351] has challenged simple [135/1123] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:16 is removed from PanamaCity3003's clock.
[03/16/24 02:59:28] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:30 towards level 80.
[03/17/24 18:48:25] simple [858/1123] has come upon pfoley [538/1080] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:41:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/18/24 04:55:48] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:06 towards level 80.
[03/19/24 04:28:35] simple [1097/1123] has challenged Mat [445/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:25:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/20/24 03:11:36] RussellB, muirrum, and tswsl [79/2310] have team battled kzootech, dyvonna, and simple [1451/2677] and lost! 3 days, 17:25:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/24 08:57:44] simple [232/1123] has challenged bobvador [542/1060] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:55:13 is added to simple's clock.
[03/22/24 15:24:37] simple [429/1123] has come upon BastelBot [302/847] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 02:47:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/22/24 20:01:38] simple [275/1123] has come upon RussellB [320/998] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:32:52 is added to simple's clock.
[03/23/24 02:04:11] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:18:55 from level 81.
[03/23/24 06:56:48] simple [884/1123] has challenged pyre [210/986] in combat and won! 15 days, 02:44:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/25/24 10:54:05] wowbagger, sc, and Fenrik [1463/3134] have team battled Fyrgor, simple, and aqsd [372/2516] and won! 1 day, 08:44:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/24 16:30:58] simple [1043/1123] has come upon Frosty [259/351] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:34:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/26/24 03:14:33] Nehi [154/368] has come upon simple [946/1123] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:28 is added to Nehi's clock.
[03/26/24 06:41:26] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:50:42 towards level 81.
[03/26/24 16:43:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 21 days, 04:35:36 toward level 81.
[03/29/24 10:08:35] simple [301/1123] has come upon kinus [138/731] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:15:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/29/24 21:52:44] xikeon [123/167] has challenged simple [262/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to xikeon's clock.
[03/30/24 10:55:53] simple [945/1123] has come upon EddieT137 [720/1088] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:01:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/30/24 20:36:55] hugga [786/996] has come upon simple [120/1123] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 21:55:56 is removed from hugga's clock.
[03/31/24 01:29:48] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:48 towards level 81.
[04/02/24 08:43:04] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:44:31 from level 81.
[04/04/24 11:59:03] simple [1015/1123] has come upon Luca [264/561] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:34:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/04/24 15:22:07] simple [876/1123] has come upon VSquad [185/259] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:16:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/04/24 23:18:10] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:05 towards level 81.
[04/05/24 08:57:20] simple [1075/1123] has challenged hax404 [230/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:18:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/05/24 16:28:53] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:18 towards level 81.
[04/06/24 18:06:26] gegenschein [615/818] has challenged simple [11/1123] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:21:19 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[04/07/24 02:15:38] simple [542/1123] has come upon zuper [296/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:35:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/07/24 19:43:21] JohnMH [340/344] has challenged simple [156/1123] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from JohnMH's clock.
[04/08/24 01:48:00] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:46 towards level 81.
[04/08/24 14:32:01] simple [60/1123] has challenged Neil [429/838] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:54:46 is added to simple's clock.
[04/09/24 10:42:08] pyre [905/992] has come upon simple [86/1123] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:08:49 is removed from pyre's clock.
[04/11/24 05:19:00] simple [772/1123] has come upon Cirdan [762/1112] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 23:21:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/12/24 13:01:36] tsr [588/1014] has come upon simple [282/1123] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:56:31 is removed from tsr's clock.
[04/12/24 21:07:20] medivh [161/681] has challenged simple [643/1123] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to medivh's clock.
[04/14/24 05:45:38] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:52:51 towards level 82.
[04/14/24 23:35:36] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:02:28 from level 82.
[04/16/24 16:54:20] bobvador, simple, and tomhek [916/3428] have team battled Butch, shikhin, and kevkev [1357/2090] and lost! 1 day, 16:17:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/24 08:31:11] simple [238/1123] has come upon wowbagger [92/725] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:51:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/17/24 14:05:45] jra [39/398] has challenged simple [64/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to jra's clock.