Player Info

User: slim
Class: wastrel
Admin?: No
Level: 76
Next level: 5 days, 12:28:46
Status: Online
Host: slimbo!~slim@user/meow/slim
Account Created: Thu Apr 28 16:27:16 2022
Last login: Mon Apr 8 17:38:22 2024
Total time idled: 696 days, 16:25:43
Current position: [129,105]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 118 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 261 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 64
gloves: 43
helm: 63
leggings: 63
ring: 70 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 53
tunic: 79
weapon: 377 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1191

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 12:48:29
part: None
quest: 4 days, 08:16:40
quit: 32 days, 04:17:46

total: 37 days, 01:22:55

Character Modifiers

[04/28/22 22:17:59] slim [9/12] has challenged CompanionCube [84/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to slim's clock.
[04/29/22 03:36:51] slim [22/94] has challenged KindOne [280/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to slim's clock.
[04/29/22 06:11:04] slim [40/107] has challenged nya [669/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to slim's clock.
[04/29/22 07:51:07] slim [9/122] has challenged tomgus1 [22/42] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to slim's clock.
[04/29/22 17:03:12] slim [89/177] has challenged Tenorman [81/936] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:11 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/30/22 03:56:14] slim [18/203] has challenged megubyte [116/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to slim's clock.
[04/30/22 15:31:40] slim [180/253] has challenged starlink [426/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to slim's clock.
[04/30/22 22:53:07] slim [174/253] has challenged tmberg [354/846] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to slim's clock.
[05/01/22 04:47:36] buzel [456/712] has challenged slim [121/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:11 is removed from buzel's clock.
[05/01/22 04:47:36] buzel has dealt slim a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:22:03 is added to slim's clock.
[05/01/22 07:47:15] slim [20/274] has challenged laama [733/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to slim's clock.
[05/01/22 17:46:45] slim [124/274] has challenged nyuszika7h [457/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to slim's clock.
[05/02/22 05:22:11] slim [22/277] has challenged xbill [530/1042] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to slim's clock.
[05/02/22 18:48:53] slim [103/286] has challenged Ralle [607/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to slim's clock.
[05/03/22 10:48:19] slim [267/286] has challenged Disruptor [79/852] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/04/22 00:54:49] slim [196/286] has challenged Wam [178/990] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/04/22 17:28:18] slim [145/306] has challenged buyoq [393/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to slim's clock.
[05/04/22 20:05:33] GyrosGeier, golgy, and HeavyPodda [1227/1721] have team battled hugga, slim, and cfjk [664/1283] and won! 0 days, 02:55:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/22 22:11:56] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:27 towards level 34.
[05/05/22 16:14:05] slim [208/321] has challenged aqsd [395/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to slim's clock.
[05/05/22 23:10:58] SSLbits [149/484] has challenged slim [92/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:04:26 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/06/22 20:12:52] slim [184/326] has challenged gradator [365/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to slim's clock.
[05/08/22 01:25:22] GilbertErik [516/631] has challenged slim [39/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:52:50 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/08/22 05:58:58] slim [241/327] has challenged Sorin [33/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/08/22 08:54:46] GilbertErik [371/631] has come upon slim [49/327] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:57:14 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/08/22 18:57:39] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:01 towards level 37.
[05/09/22 10:15:47] slim [93/327] has challenged tomhek [764/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to slim's clock.
[05/10/22 07:37:48] wille, slim, and Thorael [552/1815] have team battled csc2ya, sc, and allo [1943/2368] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/22 04:40:48] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:56 towards level 38.
[05/11/22 11:16:21] slim [44/359] has challenged caeli [450/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to slim's clock.
[05/11/22 16:27:36] pfoley, crank, and Helystraza [1275/1768] have team battled tsr, slim, and zbe [1128/1823] and won! 0 days, 09:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/22 03:50:03] crank [261/715] has challenged slim [254/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:33 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/13/22 14:24:10] slim [299/376] has challenged tswsl [431/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to slim's clock.
[05/14/22 02:04:12] slim died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:06 from level 40.
[05/14/22 07:45:20] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:14 towards level 40.
[05/15/22 15:21:37] apb, slim, and Covid-19 [1325/1770] have team battled JigmeDatse, Togra, and jacob1 [2026/2362] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 03:58:55] slim [153/407] has challenged HellSpawn [689/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to slim's clock.
[05/16/22 09:51:25] Gorek and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/22 13:40:50] JackyB, Tenorman, and slim [834/1789] have team battled blabber, Pinkman, and soltys [1050/2289] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/22 04:45:29] slim, invisiblek, and kzootech [1238/1793] have team battled Syloq, xbill, and Thorael [856/2982] and won! 0 days, 03:27:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 18:36:43] slim [55/407] has challenged Drin [549/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to slim's clock.
[05/19/22 18:05:07] slim [39/407] has come upon Sokar [111/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:54 is added to slim's clock.
[05/21/22 16:32:29] slim [83/407] has come upon adamus1red [213/787] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:47 is added to slim's clock.
[05/21/22 21:12:06] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:54 towards level 42.
[05/22/22 04:19:14] slim was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:54 from level 42.
[05/22/22 08:20:55] slim [311/407] has challenged kinus [436/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to slim's clock.
[05/22/22 13:01:16] kline [352/540] has come upon slim [171/407] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:01:36 is removed from kline's clock.
[05/22/22 23:56:56] TheSilentLink [29/685] has challenged slim [257/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:44 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/23/22 08:47:12] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:53 towards level 43.
[05/24/22 04:51:53] slim invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:01 towards level 43.
[05/26/22 04:40:22] slim and thatmint have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/22 05:27:52] slim [234/407] has challenged cadfael [737/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to slim's clock.
[05/26/22 16:08:47] slim found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:36 towards level 44.
[05/27/22 14:20:30] Aelane [226/702] has challenged slim [81/407] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:29:02 is removed from Aelane's clock.
[05/28/22 01:06:34] slim spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! slim's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/22 20:14:11] slim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:55 towards level 44.
[05/30/22 00:47:52] slim got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:14 from level 44.
[05/30/22 07:32:07] jayvee [675/742] has come upon slim [254/405] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:29:25 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/30/22 07:32:07] jayvee has dealt slim a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:07:45 is added to slim's clock.
[05/30/22 08:09:25] slim and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/22 08:40:36] slim [370/425] has challenged Lenny_ [297/539] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:01 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/30/22 14:21:41] slim discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:37 towards level 45.
[05/30/22 18:46:47] slim fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! slim's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/01/22 01:31:46] yano [84/728] has challenged slim [96/422] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to yano's clock.
[06/02/22 05:33:30] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:53 towards level 45.
[06/02/22 23:23:06] Yarosh, keepermurph, and Centrixx [122/1941] have team battled slim, Ralle, and cfjk [1382/1569] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/22 04:17:25] slim [355/426] has challenged noex [182/418] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from slim's clock.
[06/04/22 18:25:29] slim and sparogy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/22 20:38:22] slim broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:07:17 from level 46.
[06/05/22 19:19:10] Sario [184/496] has come upon slim [425/426] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:31:32 is added to Sario's clock.
[06/05/22 21:53:57] Abe and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 05:23:14] jacob1 [53/962] has challenged slim [95/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:47 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/06/22 08:23:44] sc [758/1002] has challenged slim [29/426] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:59:27 is removed from sc's clock.
[06/06/22 15:11:20] slim [70/426] has come upon tomhek [244/807] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:59 is added to slim's clock.
[06/07/22 02:27:13] slim [356/426] has challenged Destruia [470/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:05 is added to slim's clock.
[06/07/22 09:10:26] slim, Feltharell, and bananaboat [1150/1983] have team battled Drin, xbill, and Omega [32/2797] and won! 0 days, 02:58:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 10:28:14] slim and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 11:16:55] Ecko, slim, and Hex [1782/1922] have team battled JigmeDatse, bookworm, and Disruptor [749/2510] and won! 0 days, 01:47:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 18:26:12] opcode [498/572] has come upon slim [360/426] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:56 is removed from opcode's clock.
[06/07/22 18:27:06] slim [49/426] has challenged Reilly [494/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to slim's clock.
[06/08/22 00:33:33] slim bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:56 from level 47.
[06/09/22 02:39:03] feuerrot [3/19] has challenged slim [49/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to feuerrot's clock.
[06/09/22 07:44:46] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:18 towards level 47.
[06/09/22 09:53:09] slim lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:02:11 from level 47.
[06/10/22 08:02:40] slim and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/22 15:34:16] brycec and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/22 23:18:42] slim and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/22 03:17:41] slim invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:42 towards level 47.
[06/11/22 22:41:58] Malvolio [256/543] has come upon slim [115/426] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:07:18 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/12/22 09:04:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 1 day, 02:13:27 toward level 47.
[06/12/22 22:11:20] slim [66/444] has challenged Geoff [181/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to slim's clock.
[06/13/22 12:54:59] slim sharpened the edge of their weapon! slim's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/22 15:13:52] gradator [182/671] has come upon slim [318/447] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:51:51 is added to gradator's clock.
[06/13/22 17:58:13] CrashOverride, gegenschein, and ryp [1177/2410] have team battled idlegood, kenyon, and slim [1549/2020] and lost! 1 day, 10:50:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 07:16:48] Minus, mrmonday, and Thorael [151/2112] have team battled allo, noex, and slim [1356/1497] and lost! 0 days, 17:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 17:59:40] Fehu, eising, and Psilocybe [638/2171] have team battled slim, AlexS, and jaxson [769/1669] and lost! 3 days, 19:30:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 23:45:24] Thorael and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 09:56:22] CodeGeek, Gorek, and V [2522/2612] have team battled slim, Ralle, and xbill [687/2105] and won! 0 days, 00:12:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 13:25:33] Omega [145/1013] has come upon slim [432/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:46:44 is added to Omega's clock.
[06/16/22 13:52:23] slim got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:46:06 from level 48.
[06/16/22 18:33:47] slim [158/447] has challenged gradator [525/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:14:19 is added to slim's clock.
[06/17/22 14:37:40] slim [373/447] has challenged adamus1red [683/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:15 is added to slim's clock.
[06/17/22 20:39:49] slim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:43:32 from level 48.
[06/17/22 22:53:59] slim and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/22 17:30:13] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:21 towards level 48.
[06/19/22 13:31:01] t3chn0, Kachin, and Alarien [704/2536] have team battled Asara, slim, and Affliction [1307/1696] and lost! 2 days, 13:43:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/22 02:51:18] Nuae [431/585] has challenged slim [260/447] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:15:30 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[06/20/22 09:58:35] Erwinstein [26/33] has challenged slim [309/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Erwinstein's clock.
[06/20/22 15:59:05] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:34 towards level 48.
[06/21/22 06:13:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed slim with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 17:21:07 from level 48.
[06/21/22 20:59:43] slim [399/447] has challenged LeD [28/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:33:46 is removed from slim's clock.
[06/22/22 12:01:25] Asara [449/531] has come upon slim [250/447] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:40:14 is removed from Asara's clock.
[06/23/22 01:57:14] slim [69/454] has challenged shikhin [0/834] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from slim's clock.
[06/23/22 23:31:10] SSLbits, jayvee, and Sombra [302/2156] have team battled slim, CrashOverride, and tswsl [829/1763] and lost! 2 days, 02:20:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/22 07:41:44] io [471/792] has come upon slim [285/454] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:34:57 is removed from io's clock.
[06/24/22 18:40:58] slim was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:17 towards level 49.
[06/25/22 21:22:34] slim, postikana, and noex [1093/1315] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, jacob1, and Jens [522/2173] and won! 0 days, 09:49:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 06:26:04] slim [134/454] has come upon ukleinek [421/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:08 is added to slim's clock.
[06/26/22 19:23:07] slim [132/454] has challenged yNos [476/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:57:01 is added to slim's clock.
[06/27/22 07:25:56] mrmonday and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/22 19:11:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 0 days, 05:14:33 toward level 49.
[06/28/22 11:27:42] cremefresh [9/741] has challenged slim [355/454] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:44:44 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[06/28/22 17:12:07] slim burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! slim's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/22 18:16:18] TimWolla [148/772] has challenged slim [68/448] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:33:50 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[06/28/22 22:47:48] Ferris [486/635] has come upon slim [270/448] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:51:06 is removed from Ferris's clock.
[06/29/22 07:15:18] Hirion and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/22 17:33:38] slim [286/480] has challenged bg [553/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to slim's clock.
[06/29/22 22:21:14] TauPan, A_Dragon, and BUSY [1517/2257] have team battled signofzeta, ZOTTA, and slim [705/1859] and won! 3 days, 18:23:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/22 22:44:55] slim [216/480] has challenged ion [481/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:04:53 is added to slim's clock.
[07/01/22 01:06:08] slim and munkis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/22 07:15:28] slim and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/22 17:53:41] slim [192/480] has challenged dwfreed [462/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:23:49 is added to slim's clock.
[07/02/22 00:02:52] Silvanus_Betrium [193/647] has come upon slim [320/480] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:29:35 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[07/02/22 14:14:09] slim and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/22 16:53:31] slim and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/22 02:11:26] slim learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:04 from level 50.
[07/05/22 06:52:25] slim and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 01:40:17] slim [333/480] has come upon tomhek [608/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:42:10 is added to slim's clock.
[07/07/22 23:56:41] digitalpunk [135/264] has challenged slim [192/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to digitalpunk's clock.
[07/08/22 12:38:03] kinus and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/22 20:12:50] slim [10/495] has challenged d4n13L [423/540] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to slim's clock.
[07/10/22 02:34:56] Beefcan [563/667] has challenged slim [44/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:54 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/12/22 11:58:52] Lnk [430/732] has come upon slim [312/495] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:45:17 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[07/12/22 20:11:24] TauPan [473/808] has come upon slim [349/495] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:09:44 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[07/13/22 09:56:31] yNos and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/22 12:50:08] tmberg, io, and Lnk [2364/2407] have team battled crank, blackroot, and slim [1523/1798] and won! 0 days, 08:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/22 19:21:38] Paganel [101/669] has come upon slim [304/495] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:32:32 is added to Paganel's clock.
[07/15/22 02:51:27] slim was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:31:14 from level 51.
[07/15/22 13:08:32] slim, MELOONi, and Xenthys [244/2292] have team battled Kachin, Carl, and Chuck [1933/2393] and lost! 0 days, 14:15:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/22 19:44:59] slim [284/495] has come upon bookworm [550/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:39:19 is added to slim's clock.
[07/18/22 05:15:19] slim [245/495] has challenged Beefcan [411/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:33:48 is added to slim's clock.
[07/18/22 23:44:35] slim and Pricey have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/22 12:07:57] slim and Angelina have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/22 16:43:39] slim [421/542] has challenged ToHellWithGA [87/1009] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:40:49 is removed from slim's clock.
[07/22/22 19:35:47] vectr0n, CornFly, and nyuszika7h [530/1866] have team battled digitalpunk, Beefcan, and slim [1058/1640] and lost! 0 days, 10:15:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/22 00:47:08] slim [396/542] has come upon megubyte [233/547] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:53:23 is removed from slim's clock.
[07/24/22 13:42:45] BastelBot, tswsl, and slim [1372/1544] have team battled Vigrid, shikhin, and ahmubashshir [993/1906] and won! 1 day, 14:05:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/22 22:02:06] slim, Tenorman, and DrinkyBird [1379/2089] have team battled aqsd, pants, and tomgus1 [1646/1780] and lost! 1 day, 04:48:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/22 05:04:02] Sombra [408/915] has challenged slim [301/542] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[07/26/22 05:10:31] slim and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/22 05:36:38] bananaboat, dwfreed, and laama [2316/2463] have team battled thornrag, slim, and Paganel [13/1921] and won! 0 days, 04:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/22 10:44:46] slim reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! slim's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/22 03:21:07] Techman [717/972] has challenged slim [315/546] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:26 is removed from Techman's clock.
[07/31/22 09:52:24] slim [204/546] has challenged jaxson [239/528] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to slim's clock.
[07/31/22 13:53:55] slim and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/22 05:14:04] eising [473/613] has come upon slim [25/546] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:49:24 is removed from eising's clock.
[08/02/22 23:33:42] slim [459/546] has challenged Pinkman [665/807] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:14:33 is added to slim's clock.
[08/04/22 23:39:33] slim and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/22 03:44:24] ukleinek [521/587] has challenged slim [452/546] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:13:24 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/05/22 08:33:38] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:51 towards level 53.
[08/05/22 18:23:50] munkis, vectr0n, and Lenny_ [215/2039] have team battled idleneutral, yano, and slim [1471/1833] and lost! 2 days, 04:40:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/22 12:55:49] slim [45/546] has challenged Nechayev [281/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:47:52 is added to slim's clock.
[08/09/22 21:07:27] slim [390/546] has challenged SCSi [99/596] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:11:52 is removed from slim's clock.
[08/10/22 09:03:43] Thorael and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/22 12:14:51] slim was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:47:40 from level 53.
[08/10/22 17:42:33] slim was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:37:20 from level 53.
[08/11/22 02:47:39] slim was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:15:04 from level 53.
[08/11/22 04:34:47] mordac [83/518] has come upon slim [475/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:27 is added to mordac's clock.
[08/11/22 23:54:03] slim got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:06 from level 53.
[08/12/22 11:17:51] slim [541/546] has come upon eising [46/609] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:04:21 is removed from slim's clock.
[08/12/22 12:20:22] dwfreed [285/902] has challenged slim [395/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:31:36 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/12/22 12:26:29] slim [338/546] has come upon eising [369/609] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:16:40 is added to slim's clock.
[08/13/22 11:27:59] d4n13L [288/534] has come upon slim [29/546] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:03:08 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[08/13/22 13:50:42] slim [294/546] has come upon <rainchick> [569/592] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:22 is added to slim's clock.
[08/14/22 02:26:31] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:58 towards level 53.
[08/14/22 04:18:26] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:25 towards level 53.
[08/14/22 15:40:06] shikhin and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/22 01:36:36] slim has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:46 from level 53.
[08/15/22 16:19:20] ZOTTA [270/711] has challenged slim [292/546] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[08/16/22 08:40:50] slim [25/546] has challenged hugga [541/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to slim's clock.
[08/16/22 13:37:02] slim and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 00:42:26] slim [296/546] has challenged pyre [452/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:17:44 is added to slim's clock.
[08/17/22 14:26:24] slim, Yuhno, and Techman [491/2198] have team battled TimWolla, Crazycatlady, and KyloRen [49/1860] and won! 0 days, 13:55:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 16:36:20] elf, slim, and sbp [470/1593] have team battled damyan, kiska, and _sh [995/2388] and lost! 3 days, 08:56:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/22 22:38:05] slim and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 04:47:22] slim was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:45:17 from level 54.
[08/21/22 00:39:49] MELOONi, pwae, and slim [169/2175] have team battled CornFly, Psilocybe, and Ungoliant [193/2380] and lost! 3 days, 10:35:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/22 04:24:45] slim slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! slim's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/22 17:51:29] slim, misha, SSLbits, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/22 17:51:56] SSLbits [469/538] has come upon slim [481/540] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:09:37 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/22/22 08:34:54] slim [537/540] has come upon Bolded [185/808] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:10:06 is removed from slim's clock.
[08/22/22 20:38:41] slim was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:29 from level 54.
[08/22/22 23:15:05] muirrum, LeD, and xbill [1287/1911] have team battled slim, crank, and nya [38/2141] and won! 0 days, 14:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/22 09:39:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 4 days, 20:51:20 toward level 54.
[08/23/22 09:59:39] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:08 towards level 54.
[08/24/22 11:36:08] KyloRen, zifnab06, and nyuszika7h [307/1941] have team battled HellSpawn, slim, and vectr0n [1751/2104] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/22 21:55:14] Kritzefitz [73/998] has come upon slim [184/540] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:41:15 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/25/22 09:33:39] Russell [900/1021] has come upon slim [61/540] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:27:45 is removed from Russell's clock.
[08/25/22 21:35:08] slim and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/22 02:32:42] aqsd, buyoq, and Wolf [889/2283] have team battled Kritzefitz, slim, and pyre [37/2420] and won! 0 days, 02:31:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/22 07:05:09] slim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:34 towards level 54.
[08/26/22 23:31:54] Gradios [6/12] has challenged slim [223/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Gradios's clock.
[08/27/22 21:15:17] slim [519/540] has come upon fstrelok [114/367] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:56:42 is removed from slim's clock.
[08/27/22 23:10:18] slim and DownAndUp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/22 06:55:40] slim [539/545] has challenged VOID [311/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from slim's clock.
[08/31/22 04:31:09] Wam, drahthaar, and scumola [332/2540] have team battled slim, Pinkman, and Kemikals [958/1852] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/22 11:54:28] n0ssh [159/251] has challenged slim [34/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from n0ssh's clock.
[09/01/22 23:16:02] slim spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! slim's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/22 18:50:28] slim and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 11:05:16] slim caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:26:41 towards level 55.
[09/03/22 14:09:49] washclof [545/1036] has challenged slim [11/540] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:21:59 is removed from washclof's clock.
[09/03/22 17:40:42] slim EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:08:01 from level 55.
[09/04/22 09:42:18] ion and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/22 10:46:07] MetaNova [179/635] has come upon slim [470/540] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:25:12 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[09/05/22 15:20:18] slim [173/540] has challenged golgy [67/802] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:21:37 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/05/22 20:38:46] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:15 towards level 55.
[09/06/22 11:50:20] slim has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:33 from level 55.
[09/06/22 12:13:37] slim discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:44 towards level 55.
[09/06/22 17:28:42] VOID, tomhek, and yNos [855/2142] have team battled caeli, slim, and ToHellWithGA [506/2549] and won! 2 days, 12:41:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/22 05:28:17] slim [158/540] has challenged Platonides [731/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:37:12 is added to slim's clock.
[09/07/22 09:41:45] io [36/805] has come upon slim [435/540] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:54:53 is added to io's clock.
[09/07/22 11:16:05] slim, rawgreaze, and hdm [1464/2306] have team battled Psilocybe, Beefcan, and gusto [1273/2028] and won! 0 days, 22:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/22 01:56:44] ChowderKeg [45/782] has come upon slim [188/540] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:17:47 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[09/08/22 16:52:47] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:56 towards level 55.
[09/09/22 15:59:28] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:56 towards level 55.
[09/10/22 09:52:01] Thorael and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/22 19:43:42] slim [337/545] has challenged elf [406/640] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to slim's clock.
[09/11/22 05:39:18] heisenbug and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 09:49:33] Puff [316/808] has challenged slim [94/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:33 is removed from Puff's clock.
[09/12/22 03:58:15] slim was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:37:13 towards level 56.
[09/13/22 06:57:00] ToHellWithGA [40/1028] has come upon slim [338/545] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:18:53 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[09/13/22 08:19:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 2 days, 15:35:33 toward level 56.
[09/13/22 13:10:44] slim [8/545] has come upon SirNeo [380/546] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:00:17 is added to slim's clock.
[09/13/22 23:41:02] slim [410/545] has come upon zifnab06 [575/897] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:12:19 is added to slim's clock.
[09/13/22 23:44:36] Ganonk [215/238] has challenged slim [357/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Ganonk's clock.
[09/15/22 05:08:16] slim [224/545] has come upon gusto [177/278] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:48:47 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/16/22 06:22:17] slim, Sario, and postikana [729/1603] have team battled ChowderKeg, Alarien, and aqsd [268/2199] and won! 1 day, 19:13:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/22 08:05:55] yano [525/750] has come upon slim [186/545] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:12:20 is removed from yano's clock.
[09/17/22 13:00:11] Puff [619/808] has come upon slim [111/545] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:13:28 is removed from Puff's clock.
[09/18/22 02:49:49] slim was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:07:00 from level 56.
[09/18/22 17:26:20] slim [513/545] has challenged BenDover [185/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:03:54 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/19/22 09:22:04] slim was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:53:27 from level 56.
[09/22/22 14:50:59] crank [246/809] has challenged slim [43/545] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:53:15 is removed from crank's clock.
[09/23/22 14:35:35] slim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:49:27 from level 56.
[09/26/22 07:04:38] KyloRen [200/400] has challenged slim [396/545] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:55:52 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[09/26/22 13:22:31] slim, vegadark, and "\@_ [2153/2587] have team battled StalkR, Destruia, and Yuhno [1541/2170] and won! 0 days, 23:40:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/22 23:17:18] signofzeta [370/971] has come upon slim [441/545] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:50:28 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[09/27/22 06:54:41] nya and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 09:04:17] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:29 towards level 56.
[09/28/22 18:06:47] slim and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/22 10:03:38] Feras [331/363] has challenged slim [2/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from Feras's clock.
[09/30/22 23:40:06] slim [275/545] has challenged KyloRen [376/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to slim's clock.
[10/01/22 10:43:34] slim, Ankhers, and spex [1756/2279] have team battled tmberg, muirrum, and sam [1051/1836] and won! 0 days, 02:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/22 15:07:43] TheSilentLink, Cirdan, and Abe [1664/2248] have team battled Cockatrice, MetaNova, and slim [7/1934] and won! 0 days, 17:11:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/22 15:24:35] enteral [519/635] has challenged slim [384/545] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from enteral's clock.
[10/06/22 22:05:14] slim slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! slim's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/22 21:42:39] bananaboat [620/823] has come upon slim [207/539] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:11:10 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/08/22 06:14:27] shikhin and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 22:49:50] slim was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:12:18 from level 57.
[10/09/22 06:19:50] slim, DownAndUp, and Notir [1429/1999] have team battled idleevil, n0ssh, and caeli [1800/2233] and lost! 2 days, 18:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/22 08:20:29] cadfael, brycec, slim, and pasquale have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/22 09:21:32] slim [28/539] has challenged nya [365/1210] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:27:46 is added to slim's clock.
[10/13/22 14:33:11] slim [516/539] has challenged eising [417/614] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:11:48 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/13/22 21:50:50] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:14 towards level 57.
[10/16/22 06:30:22] MELOONi [639/936] has come upon slim [215/539] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:20:29 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[10/16/22 07:18:50] slim and enteral have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 15:24:26] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:29 towards level 57.
[10/18/22 01:58:59] slim left their weapon out in the rain to rust! slim's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/22 13:52:43] gegenschein [99/1065] has come upon slim [366/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:30:48 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[10/18/22 17:31:09] slim [346/534] has come upon bsleep [807/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:44 is added to slim's clock.
[10/18/22 18:49:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 0 days, 15:55:53 toward level 57.
[10/19/22 19:05:26] slim was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:57:58 from level 57.
[10/19/22 20:19:47] Cirdan, buzel, and slim [542/2368] have team battled Ungoliant, GilbertErik, and bookworm [750/2173] and lost! 1 day, 04:44:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/22 23:05:23] slim [169/534] has challenged tswsl [173/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:57:58 is added to slim's clock.
[10/20/22 18:38:16] KyloRen [411/412] has come upon slim [226/534] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:33:57 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[10/21/22 05:11:41] slim [229/534] has challenged allo [488/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:39:08 is added to slim's clock.
[10/21/22 15:16:53] slim invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:02 towards level 57.
[10/22/22 01:47:48] slim [329/534] has come upon MadMan [169/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:33:47 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/22/22 20:06:20] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:22 towards level 57.
[10/24/22 21:04:44] slim [374/534] has come upon cadfael [343/797] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:56 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/25/22 18:16:40] RussellB [747/904] has challenged slim [332/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:32:53 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[10/25/22 18:16:40] In the fierce battle, slim dropped their level 79 tunic! RussellB picks it up, tossing their old level 64 tunic to slim.
[10/25/22 19:16:53] slim [404/518] has challenged Asara [613/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:46 is added to slim's clock.
[10/26/22 10:16:27] slim [313/520] has challenged tswsl [54/680] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:47:01 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/27/22 15:08:21] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:55:03 from level 58.
[10/28/22 14:26:50] Khorne [613/1023] has come upon slim [296/520] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:18:22 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[10/29/22 11:34:13] cadfael [662/792] has challenged slim [382/520] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:54:16 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[10/29/22 23:33:37] Crazycatlady [29/723] has come upon slim [216/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:40:05 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/30/22 06:07:13] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:00 towards level 58.
[10/30/22 07:26:10] slim [381/520] has come upon Feltharell [239/880] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:26:44 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/30/22 11:01:45] pants [1128/1165] has come upon slim [430/520] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:22:33 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/31/22 06:57:07] slim bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:42:26 from level 58.
[10/31/22 09:32:36] Kronan and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/22 10:03:05] slim and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/22 11:34:04] slim [382/520] has come upon solarsparq [602/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:12:40 is added to slim's clock.
[11/01/22 00:25:22] jaxson, Arch, and DownAndUp [1636/1797] have team battled slim, talisein, and kzootech [906/1874] and won! 0 days, 00:20:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/22 05:06:17] slim bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:43:09 towards level 58.
[11/02/22 10:57:26] slim [296/520] has come upon damyan [360/690] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:13:18 is added to slim's clock.
[11/02/22 13:13:19] launchd, slim, and nyuszika7h [156/1650] have team battled Carl, pwae, and pants [726/2755] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/22 18:44:34] slim [47/520] has come upon Sario [177/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:00:41 is added to slim's clock.
[11/03/22 04:07:16] slim and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/22 08:39:04] Malvolio [460/566] has come upon slim [14/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:42:12 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/03/22 16:54:53] slim was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:43:50 from level 58.
[11/04/22 07:01:47] slim [144/520] has challenged judahnator [248/506] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:50:01 is added to slim's clock.
[11/04/22 11:59:48] slim [359/520] has come upon Tangles [173/679] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:17:10 is removed from slim's clock.
[11/04/22 18:25:26] dyvonna and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/22 18:52:52] Thorael, Kurenai, and gdm [1484/2048] have team battled slim, pallas, and Arch [749/1560] and won! 0 days, 04:42:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/22 04:48:55] SSLbits [547/588] has come upon slim [478/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:16:58 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/05/22 10:11:26] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:11 towards level 58.
[11/05/22 18:33:29] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:31 towards level 58.
[11/05/22 19:07:29] Techman and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/22 00:04:18] slim found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:15 towards level 58.
[11/06/22 00:09:46] slim [58/520] has challenged Thorael [529/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:53:35 is added to slim's clock.
[11/06/22 00:21:18] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:24 towards level 58.
[11/06/22 18:35:03] buzel [239/855] has challenged slim [507/520] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to buzel's clock.
[11/08/22 22:26:49] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:43 towards level 58.
[11/10/22 05:06:38] Sombra [53/971] has come upon slim [511/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:19:01 is added to Sombra's clock.
[11/10/22 05:07:48] Sombra [942/971] has come upon slim [257/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:56:46 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[11/10/22 09:38:14] slim, xbill, and pyre [2164/2286] have team battled cadfael, crank, and idleevil [919/2421] and won! 0 days, 22:57:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/22 04:54:10] slim [448/520] has come upon "\@_ [648/1127] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:31:51 is added to slim's clock.
[11/11/22 20:40:35] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:56 towards level 58.
[11/12/22 18:45:49] buzel, kenyon, tswsl, and slim have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/22 08:58:41] spex [852/1062] has come upon slim [334/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:52:06 is removed from spex's clock.
[11/13/22 20:56:27] slim [530/533] has challenged V [700/891] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to slim's clock.
[11/14/22 17:33:44] SSLbits, slim, and JamCow [1541/1957] have team battled ZOTTA, pfoley, and SuzakuMedli [415/2380] and won! 2 days, 23:59:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/22 20:10:18] t3chn0 [661/900] has challenged slim [219/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:34:42 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[11/17/22 10:34:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 14 days, 11:05:01 toward level 59.
[11/17/22 13:14:46] slim discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:48:27 towards level 59.
[11/17/22 17:48:39] tmberg, gradator, and thornrag [907/2187] have team battled talisein, aqsd, and slim [313/2083] and won! 0 days, 22:40:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/22 21:11:28] LeD [135/625] has come upon slim [47/533] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:08:16 is removed from LeD's clock.
[11/19/22 15:25:02] muirrum [13/459] has challenged slim [397/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:43 is added to muirrum's clock.
[11/20/22 08:59:49] slim and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/22 09:01:55] slim learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:31:53 towards level 59.
[11/21/22 03:14:08] Ankhers stole slim's level 47 charm while they were sleeping! Ankhers leaves their old level 35 charm behind, which slim then takes.
[11/21/22 10:02:34] heisenbug [589/669] has challenged slim [138/520] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:39:04 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/23/22 17:51:46] slim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:42 towards level 59.
[11/24/22 11:34:06] Affliction, ChowderKeg, and Tangles [27/2378] have team battled slim, zcy, and jaxson [591/1709] and lost! 2 days, 01:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/22 05:26:01] Jens, fstrelok, and HeavyPodda [664/1812] have team battled SirBummelz, slim, and pants [122/2516] and won! 0 days, 22:07:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/22 07:04:56] slim [280/520] has come upon zifnab06 [385/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:14:23 is added to slim's clock.
[11/25/22 07:54:57] slim [433/520] has challenged TauPan [60/895] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:00:39 is removed from slim's clock.
[11/25/22 14:18:09] slim and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/22 10:55:29] muirrum, rs, and Yarosh [889/1485] have team battled slim, tmberg, and MadMan [41/1746] and won! 3 days, 01:58:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/22 18:13:34] slim [466/520] has challenged nawcom [198/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:01:32 is removed from slim's clock.
[11/29/22 04:15:53] slim [477/520] has challenged pants [661/1165] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:46 is added to slim's clock.
[11/29/22 15:27:47] slim and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/22 23:58:23] pasquale, gradator, and slim [1749/1975] have team battled Psilocybe, LeD, and Pricey [1361/2360] and won! 0 days, 09:54:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/22 07:23:28] HellSpawn [170/937] has challenged slim [393/520] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/30/22 09:30:46] MadMan and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/22 08:51:52] slim was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:56 towards level 59.
[12/01/22 11:28:53] slim [367/520] has challenged idleneutral [216/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:59 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/01/22 22:50:41] slim [133/520] has challenged nya [50/1233] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/02/22 01:26:01] MrMagoo [100/679] has come upon slim [487/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:39:28 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[12/02/22 21:29:36] hdm [489/954] has come upon slim [382/520] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:59:08 is removed from hdm's clock.
[12/03/22 20:12:38] slim was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:41:03 from level 60.
[12/04/22 14:22:40] anarcat, Aksej, and slim [195/2641] have team battled drahthaar, Pinkman, and Feras [1120/2217] and lost! 3 days, 15:39:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/22 01:05:36] ahmubashshir and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/22 13:09:03] slim bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:13:19 from level 60.
[12/06/22 13:57:07] slim [483/520] has challenged binaryhermit [438/569] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:51:56 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/06/22 14:57:21] Stevland [606/792] has challenged slim [438/520] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:34:07 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[12/06/22 20:58:47] slim [509/520] has challenged idleneutral [122/584] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:00:23 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/06/22 22:15:22] kenyon, spex, and zgrep [422/2595] have team battled scumola, Psilocybe, and slim [1502/2571] and lost! 4 days, 03:22:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/22 17:23:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 3 days, 11:35:49 toward level 60.
[12/08/22 13:16:24] Comnenus [125/232] has challenged slim [271/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Comnenus's clock.
[12/09/22 06:59:34] slim was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:58:02 from level 60.
[12/09/22 13:15:49] TauPan stole slim's level 70 helm while they were sleeping! TauPan leaves their old level 61 helm behind, which slim then takes.
[12/10/22 19:21:17] confunctius [179/300] has challenged slim [443/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/10/22 19:48:18] sc, Misza, and MetaNova [2455/2525] have team battled crank, ahmubashshir, and slim [32/2220] and won! 0 days, 14:36:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/22 09:25:02] pfoley [329/772] has challenged slim [40/510] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:38:21 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[12/12/22 15:12:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 11 days, 14:30:31 toward level 60.
[12/12/22 21:33:45] Nuae [173/674] has challenged slim [253/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:01 is added to Nuae's clock.
[12/13/22 10:37:05] slim [75/510] has challenged crank [203/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:09 is added to slim's clock.
[12/13/22 20:42:26] slim, MadMan, and dwfreed [1717/2139] have team battled pwae, Dan, and h00k [394/1410] and won! 0 days, 16:18:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/22 04:41:29] slim [13/510] has challenged eising [616/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:32:16 is added to slim's clock.
[12/14/22 10:15:07] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:04 towards level 60.
[12/14/22 17:20:26] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:23 towards level 60.
[12/15/22 15:47:32] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:31 towards level 60.
[12/16/22 05:11:29] slim invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:45 towards level 60.
[12/16/22 16:57:27] hdm, slim, and tomhek [1350/2236] have team battled zcy, yNos, and hugga [1917/1968] and lost! 0 days, 15:31:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/22 03:15:05] Paganel [653/733] has come upon slim [20/510] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:08:12 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[12/17/22 03:53:59] slim, linear, binaryhermit, and Theleveler have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/22 12:25:14] DownAndUp, io, and EddieT137 [1524/2695] have team battled Covid-19, slim, and bananaboat [1926/2303] and lost! 0 days, 21:33:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/22 16:23:22] vegadark, slim, and ahmubashshir [1168/2045] have team battled jaxson, Ganonk, and tsr [1332/1748] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/22 22:26:16] DrinkyBird [351/1118] has come upon slim [417/502] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:30:27 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/20/22 07:05:59] slim [291/502] has challenged bookworm [397/686] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to slim's clock.
[12/21/22 13:20:25] vegadark [563/650] has come upon slim [448/502] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:34:09 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/22/22 08:47:36] slim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:55:21 towards level 61.
[12/22/22 11:10:52] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:47:29 from level 61.
[12/23/22 20:27:20] slim [217/502] has come upon Gorek [57/940] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:16:40 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/24/22 20:13:35] slim [137/502] has come upon Tenedos [281/562] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:24:16 is added to slim's clock.
[12/25/22 01:44:59] slim [71/502] has challenged Sombra [984/992] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:43:35 is added to slim's clock.
[12/25/22 05:07:02] gusto, slim, and hdm [71/2088] have team battled thornrag, kptr, and gdm [1252/1715] and lost! 3 days, 17:24:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 02:30:45] slim and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/22 02:50:37] Misza [232/1087] has challenged slim [324/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:29 is added to Misza's clock.
[12/26/22 12:24:10] washclof, laama, and Stevland [685/2608] have team battled JigmeDatse, Psilocybe, and slim [1208/2347] and lost! 1 day, 18:38:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/22 03:55:50] io, Centrixx, and confunctius [2683/2790] have team battled simple, slim, and crysis [1272/2310] and won! 0 days, 14:33:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 08:57:23] slim [283/502] has challenged Misza [48/1087] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:30:57 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/27/22 14:59:23] slim and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 18:59:38] Centrixx [294/1063] has challenged slim [107/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:25:23 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[12/29/22 14:00:16] slim and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/22 02:47:47] SuzakuMedli [248/869] has challenged slim [434/502] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to SuzakuMedli's clock.
[01/01/23 18:12:47] slim [301/502] has come upon BastelBot [129/752] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:36:46 is removed from slim's clock.
[01/01/23 21:37:13] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:56:03 towards level 61.
[01/03/23 14:18:55] heisenbug [529/665] has come upon slim [146/502] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:49:48 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/04/23 01:44:18] TauPan [520/903] has challenged slim [296/502] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[01/05/23 15:38:05] vegadark [555/655] has come upon slim [400/502] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:51:59 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/06/23 18:52:04] slim [343/502] has come upon drahthaar [1172/1230] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:46:32 is added to slim's clock.
[01/07/23 19:33:12] bananaboat [443/841] has come upon slim [194/502] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:36:57 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/08/23 08:12:47] ZeroG [112/297] has come upon slim [105/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:30 is removed from ZeroG's clock.
[01/08/23 08:22:38] slim and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/23 18:05:22] slim [202/502] has challenged Asara [824/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:13:50 is added to slim's clock.
[01/09/23 22:12:00] V [133/868] has challenged slim [149/502] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:36:42 is added to V's clock.
[01/10/23 01:27:45] nowz [477/499] has challenged slim [263/502] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from nowz's clock.
[01/10/23 08:46:25] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:07 towards level 61.
[01/11/23 12:50:58] d4n13L, SuzakuMedli, and solarsparq [568/2137] have team battled slim, xbill, and idleevil [1528/2290] and lost! 1 day, 12:03:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/23 20:27:36] Kurenai, slim, and Cirdan [536/2439] have team battled AlexS, HeavyPodda, and tswsl [1521/1824] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/23 09:20:02] ufo-piloot, crysis, and pyre [472/2149] have team battled sc, slim, and crank [815/1884] and lost! 2 days, 05:21:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/23 10:31:51] slim [234/502] has come upon Lenny_ [480/553] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:52:10 is added to slim's clock.
[01/16/23 14:33:12] slim [366/502] has come upon Aksej [839/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:32:40 is added to slim's clock.
[01/17/23 01:08:57] Andrio and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 03:04:08] slim [353/502] has come upon Arch [546/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:01:03 is added to slim's clock.
[01/17/23 19:04:32] slim invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:40 towards level 61.
[01/18/23 17:10:39] slim [464/502] has come upon brycec [173/1269] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:08:44 is removed from slim's clock.
[01/20/23 19:13:25] Pricey [536/608] has challenged slim [302/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:20:01 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[01/21/23 02:49:17] slim grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:54 towards level 61.
[01/21/23 03:19:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 1 day, 14:55:43 toward level 61.
[01/21/23 18:16:39] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:56 towards level 61.
[01/22/23 08:34:04] slim discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:38 towards level 61.
[01/22/23 14:32:52] binaryhermit [499/832] has come upon slim [243/502] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:19:08 is removed from binaryhermit's clock.
[01/22/23 21:13:56] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:20 from level 61.
[01/22/23 21:28:06] canton7 [201/855] has come upon slim [499/502] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:47:28 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/23/23 04:31:12] slim [278/502] has challenged Lord255 [429/771] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to slim's clock.
[01/23/23 07:38:34] Covid-19, CornFly, and Kurenai [453/2533] have team battled Matthew, slim, and signofzeta [1514/2108] and lost! 1 day, 04:24:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/23 12:34:45] Cirdan [737/1029] has come upon slim [372/502] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:38:44 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[01/23/23 19:00:22] JigmeDatse, Ungoliant, and Alarien [1712/2116] have team battled nya, Sherpard2, and slim [1307/2370] and won! 1 day, 09:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/23 22:03:06] "\@_, ttrs, and Angelina [1862/2241] have team battled idleneutral, slim, and ZOTTA [738/1880] and won! 0 days, 06:04:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/23 23:01:55] slim [481/502] has come upon unicron [104/655] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:27:17 is removed from slim's clock.
[01/23/23 23:44:04] GilbertErik [699/766] has challenged slim [257/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:52:15 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[01/26/23 17:57:11] herald, slim, and Sherpard2 [1428/1855] have team battled achin, dwfreed, and jayvee [1127/2966] and won! 2 days, 04:27:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 11:03:23] slim and DownAndUp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 17:09:57] Dan [381/639] has come upon slim [177/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:31:22 is removed from Dan's clock.
[02/06/23 22:20:30] nya and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/23 01:48:01] slim and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/23 14:07:53] TimWolla, mordac, and Comnenus [356/2248] have team battled slim, kinus, and simple [968/2048] and lost! 0 days, 19:33:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/23 19:04:33] achin [193/755] has come upon slim [374/502] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:57:53 is added to achin's clock.
[02/09/23 04:59:25] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:29:26 towards level 62.
[02/09/23 14:56:49] unicron [333/658] has challenged slim [38/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:40:22 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/10/23 03:02:38] Tabmow [130/844] has come upon slim [197/502] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:46:36 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[02/10/23 04:11:15] slim was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:21:44 from level 62.
[02/10/23 07:00:12] slim [473/502] has challenged zifnab06 [503/600] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:43:48 is added to slim's clock.
[02/11/23 02:19:08] washclof [126/1080] has come upon slim [34/502] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:09:54 is removed from washclof's clock.
[02/11/23 07:11:03] Ecko [128/925] has come upon slim [293/502] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:57:40 is added to Ecko's clock.
[02/12/23 21:31:22] slim, zifnab06, and Clarth [881/1503] have team battled csc2ya, krustenkaese, and AlinConstantin [100/1634] and won! 0 days, 18:07:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/23 22:12:56] KindOne [229/512] has come upon slim [232/502] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:07:46 is added to KindOne's clock.
[02/13/23 00:40:00] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:40:35 towards level 62.
[02/14/23 12:17:08] Kurenai [115/931] has challenged slim [419/502] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[02/14/23 14:25:39] sc, slim, and caeli [838/2301] have team battled Minus, gusto, and dyvonna [1636/2253] and lost! 0 days, 16:04:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/23 23:22:25] slim [262/502] has challenged Thorael [138/673] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:07:24 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/15/23 05:55:44] popey [417/488] has come upon slim [308/502] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:23:15 is removed from popey's clock.
[02/15/23 06:47:59] Tabmow, zcy, and scumola [605/2412] have team battled alexlehm, slim, and Arch [1162/1448] and lost! 1 day, 17:45:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/23 20:14:52] Nysdar [797/823] has come upon slim [22/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:38:20 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[02/16/23 00:40:18] HeavyPodda, Lnk, and Kurenai [2103/2404] have team battled "\@_, slim, and jayvee [1165/2749] and won! 2 days, 20:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/23 01:50:21] Tabmow [549/844] has come upon slim [123/502] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:53:01 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[02/16/23 08:28:33] slim [56/502] has challenged SuzakuMedli [373/1055] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:19:00 is added to slim's clock.
[02/16/23 09:15:59] eroc1990 [440/631] has come upon slim [39/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:44:39 is removed from eroc1990's clock.
[02/16/23 14:02:13] ToHellWithGA, CrashOverride, and pyre [602/2650] have team battled Nysdar, why-are-you-here, and slim [1420/1699] and lost! 0 days, 08:28:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/23 20:46:39] TauPan [438/907] has come upon slim [101/502] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:59:06 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/17/23 00:50:23] CompanionCube [604/674] has come upon slim [450/502] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:22:03 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[02/18/23 06:54:46] caeli, slim, and Asara [1405/2072] have team battled misha, scumola, and washclof [2354/2797] and lost! 1 day, 10:05:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/23 13:10:32] slim and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/23 19:04:09] simple [345/1047] has come upon slim [53/502] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:08:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/22/23 16:59:34] slim [242/502] has challenged Nuae [310/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:13:52 is added to slim's clock.
[02/23/23 15:33:14] LeD [570/651] has come upon slim [416/502] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:25:48 is removed from LeD's clock.
[02/24/23 04:13:24] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:12 towards level 62.
[02/25/23 07:04:19] slim, alexlehm, and MetaNova [550/1567] have team battled Kurenai, Nysdar, and Berserker [531/2278] and won! 0 days, 02:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/23 13:12:50] slim got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:10 from level 62.
[02/27/23 12:38:26] HeavyPodda, allo, and slim [1259/1938] have team battled gradator, bananaboat, and Asara [2088/2234] and lost! 2 days, 17:38:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/23 18:46:55] t3chn0, cfjk, and slim [1065/2031] have team battled kptr, StalkR, and bfft [1300/1866] and lost! 1 day, 04:44:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/23 20:23:24] elf [398/695] has challenged slim [68/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:17:59 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/27/23 20:56:54] slim and xbill have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/23 05:29:50] simple [703/1047] has challenged slim [89/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:35:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/23 03:38:12] slim [90/507] has come upon shikhin [745/982] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:04:44 is added to slim's clock.
[03/03/23 05:53:47] slim discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:21 towards level 62.
[03/03/23 11:40:33] shikhin [565/982] has challenged slim [484/507] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:37:19 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[03/03/23 13:49:10] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:44 towards level 62.
[03/04/23 06:44:32] gradator [514/524] has challenged slim [338/507] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:09:43 is removed from gradator's clock.
[03/05/23 03:30:16] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:11 towards level 62.
[03/05/23 12:32:48] slim broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:31:27 from level 62.
[03/06/23 14:53:06] slim was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:38 towards level 62.
[03/07/23 05:58:02] jayvee, kenyon, and hugga [140/2860] have team battled Covid-19, Jens, and slim [571/2060] and lost! 0 days, 19:55:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/23 22:02:19] slim invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:17 towards level 62.
[03/09/23 09:03:31] slim and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/23 05:38:22] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:46 towards level 62.
[03/11/23 22:35:19] slim and herald have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/23 07:27:45] ichabodiedcrane [194/224] has challenged slim [340/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to ichabodiedcrane's clock.
[03/13/23 08:42:56] slim [270/507] has challenged yNos [493/635] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to slim's clock.
[03/13/23 09:39:10] Aksej, slim, and KindOne [1413/2031] have team battled ufo-piloot, RussellB, and Ecko [2010/2426] and lost! 2 days, 17:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/23 11:38:23] binaryhermit [491/832] has come upon slim [172/507] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:37:50 is removed from binaryhermit's clock.
[03/13/23 20:18:56] slim learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:09:35 towards level 63.
[03/14/23 19:42:37] Crazycatlady [281/712] has come upon slim [153/507] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:03:04 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/15/23 03:12:19] kptr and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/23 15:36:40] slim grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:03:42 towards level 63.
[03/17/23 01:37:21] Lord255 and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/23 04:51:01] Faradome [145/562] has challenged slim [231/507] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to Faradome's clock.
[03/17/23 10:02:42] slim [52/507] has challenged Tabmow [664/844] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:32:47 is added to slim's clock.
[03/17/23 15:40:41] slim fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:26:04 from level 63.
[03/17/23 21:05:36] gradator [266/530] has challenged slim [495/507] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:08:57 is added to gradator's clock.
[03/18/23 02:11:24] slim and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/23 22:10:22] slim [32/507] has challenged Wam [1030/1052] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:26:11 is added to slim's clock.
[03/19/23 22:30:18] DrinkyBird, vadas, and pyre [1036/2600] have team battled Zaratustra, hax404, and slim [721/1758] and won! 0 days, 11:24:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 01:24:57] slim ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:29:17 from level 63.
[03/21/23 00:28:47] tmberg, "\@_, slim, and Faradome have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/23 20:20:06] HellSpawn, jaxson, and slim [547/2076] have team battled cadfael, V, and Acolarh [574/2631] and lost! 5 days, 20:13:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/23 14:26:06] CompanionCube, vectr0n, and slim [979/1835] have team battled KindOne, eroc1990, and gusto [1177/1940] and lost! 1 day, 12:51:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/23 08:21:04] VOID, Yarosh, and aqsd [1495/2090] have team battled vegadark, Angelina, and slim [1179/1888] and won! 0 days, 18:24:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/23 20:35:15] slim was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:12:22 towards level 63.
[03/27/23 04:30:00] slim [352/414] has come upon soygirl [101/194] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:53:32 is removed from slim's clock.
[03/27/23 18:15:07] slim, JamCow, and SirNeo [1281/1721] have team battled happymeal, kevkev, and ChowderKeg [695/1559] and won! 0 days, 06:39:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/23 19:20:09] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:25:17 is added to their clock.
[03/29/23 01:01:43] slim [34/414] has challenged apb [281/977] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:34:50 is added to slim's clock.
[03/29/23 11:03:47] slim [412/414] has challenged Khorne [113/1119] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:36:24 is removed from slim's clock.
[03/29/23 11:09:54] MELOONi, \dev\ice, and n0ssh [1759/2314] have team battled drahthaar, BastelBot, and slim [902/2410] and won! 1 day, 13:57:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/23 23:07:54] kptr, pants, and Dan [93/2283] have team battled CrashOverride, rawgreaze, and slim [1609/2189] and lost! 0 days, 17:35:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/23 02:07:03] slim found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:27:18 towards level 63.
[03/31/23 14:43:04] slim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:03:48 towards level 63.
[04/01/23 10:21:37] CrashOverride, io, and slim [207/2266] have team battled MistahKel, DrinkyBird, and JamCow [2754/2766] and lost! 3 days, 17:47:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/23 12:53:16] Covid-19 [734/949] has come upon slim [111/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:05:38 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[04/01/23 22:35:59] tomhek [368/826] has come upon slim [0/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:00:37 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[04/02/23 01:47:46] SuzakuMedli, A_Dragon, and Silvanus_Betrium [3059/3172] have team battled V, slim, and Yarosh [1748/1846] and won! 0 days, 13:37:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 13:34:41] allo [638/793] has challenged slim [85/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:45:37 is removed from allo's clock.
[04/04/23 17:30:47] d4n13L, pwae, and slim [920/1768] have team battled Fehu, Theleveler, and pyre [1915/2241] and lost! 3 days, 02:32:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/23 00:20:40] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:12 towards level 63.
[04/05/23 03:12:54] idleevil [877/900] has challenged slim [355/414] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[04/05/23 03:25:26] slim [307/414] has come upon pwae [631/777] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:15:23 is added to slim's clock.
[04/05/23 15:47:30] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:32:03 from level 63.
[04/06/23 01:47:50] slim stole alexlehm's level 37 amulet while they were sleeping! slim leaves their old level 34 amulet behind, which alexlehm then takes.
[04/08/23 22:57:13] canton7 [0/865] has challenged slim [251/423] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:18:10 is added to canton7's clock.
[04/10/23 17:20:21] slim [384/423] has come upon eroc1990 [157/769] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:00:05 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/11/23 18:28:47] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:49:04 towards level 63.
[04/11/23 19:55:17] slim [330/423] has come upon ukleinek [223/698] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:31:35 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/14/23 02:25:52] SirNeo, slim, and nya [1939/2394] have team battled Faradome, cfjk, and noex [958/1746] and won! 0 days, 19:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/23 19:36:55] jacob1 [700/1118] has come upon slim [127/423] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:34:24 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/14/23 20:09:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 2 days, 21:36:29 toward level 63.
[04/14/23 23:58:51] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:33:19 is added to their clock.
[04/15/23 18:01:03] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:01 towards level 63.
[04/17/23 03:13:14] cateye [19/281] has challenged slim [306/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to cateye's clock.
[04/17/23 09:41:04] Kachin [905/1009] has challenged slim [263/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:32 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[04/17/23 15:29:24] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:45 towards level 63.
[04/18/23 15:17:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed slim with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:40:12 from level 63.
[04/19/23 23:55:11] slim [161/427] has challenged Asara [785/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:36 is added to slim's clock.
[04/20/23 03:56:04] slim [399/427] has challenged particleflux [92/443] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:23:38 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/20/23 10:00:38] io, slim, and alephnull [1528/1829] have team battled washclof, apb, and Andrio [793/2689] and won! 0 days, 01:00:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/23 22:17:11] slim [412/427] has challenged solarsparq [313/676] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/22/23 01:06:02] slim [113/427] has challenged shikhin [749/961] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:50:59 is added to slim's clock.
[04/22/23 19:46:01] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:44:15 from level 64.
[04/23/23 14:13:59] Thorael [688/700] has challenged slim [39/427] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:05:28 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[04/24/23 18:02:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 37 days, 14:21:48 toward level 64.
[04/25/23 01:07:04] cpli [240/251] has challenged slim [303/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to cpli's clock.
[04/25/23 01:42:47] slim reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! slim's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/23 00:31:43] Matthew [32/679] has challenged slim [267/432] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:38:29 is added to Matthew's clock.
[04/27/23 01:11:10] Techman, kptr, and TimeWarp [1141/2280] have team battled crysis, Przemek, and slim [517/1842] and won! 1 day, 11:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/23 07:37:13] Tenorman [153/799] has come upon slim [94/432] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:58:03 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/27/23 13:07:03] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:40 towards level 64.
[04/28/23 14:09:53] elf, _sh, and Theleveler [2703/2921] have team battled tsr, slim, and Yarosh [105/1685] and won! 2 days, 03:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/23 15:38:28] slim found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:42:18 towards level 64.
[04/29/23 01:05:50] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:55 towards level 64.
[04/29/23 20:18:02] Berserker, misha, and slim [906/1681] have team battled Finley, achin, and Destruia [8/2154] and won! 1 day, 00:39:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/23 12:07:40] scumola, slim, achin, and crank have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/23 04:18:14] slim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:07 towards level 64.
[05/01/23 04:28:07] MELOONi, slim, and idleneutral [1835/2042] have team battled \dev\ice, Notir, and kinus [1983/2360] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/23 05:12:00] spex [719/1076] has come upon slim [390/432] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:40:55 is removed from spex's clock.
[05/04/23 21:45:06] bobvador, slim, MetaNova, and drahthaar have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/23 04:56:31] slim [303/449] has challenged GilbertErik [617/781] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to slim's clock.
[05/06/23 06:39:17] slim stole nya's level 81 amulet while they were sleeping! slim leaves their old level 56 amulet behind, which nya then takes.
[05/06/23 21:38:16] slim [83/471] has come upon eising [142/941] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:17:11 is added to slim's clock.
[05/07/23 00:27:33] bg [16/1105] has challenged slim [352/471] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:37:23 is added to bg's clock.
[05/07/23 01:35:49] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 04:57:34 is added to their clock.
[05/07/23 10:26:13] slim [179/471] has come upon bobvador [174/1063] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:18:57 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/07/23 18:14:39] Omega [337/1053] has come upon slim [388/471] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:23:06 is added to Omega's clock.
[05/07/23 20:31:46] slim [401/471] has challenged JigmeDatse [68/784] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:15:52 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/09/23 00:38:26] slim [92/471] has come upon nya [605/1182] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:03:09 is added to slim's clock.
[05/10/23 15:46:31] postikana [465/497] has challenged slim [8/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:41 is removed from postikana's clock.
[05/11/23 01:37:38] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:25:52 from level 65.
[05/11/23 21:02:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed slim with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 15:07:21 from level 65.
[05/13/23 18:05:29] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:48:05 towards level 65.
[05/13/23 22:51:00] slim [58/471] has come upon CodeGeek [418/1038] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:36:44 is added to slim's clock.
[05/14/23 16:23:13] slim, KindOne, and elf [231/2044] have team battled hdm, unicron, and Ankhers [801/2394] and lost! 1 day, 06:42:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/23 21:03:00] slim bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:21:43 towards level 65.
[05/17/23 09:21:36] eroc1990 [183/772] has challenged slim [271/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:12:39 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[05/17/23 14:40:03] slim was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:13:34 from level 65.
[05/19/23 02:31:20] Cockatrice [820/914] has challenged slim [453/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:33:05 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[05/20/23 02:15:00] Dan [260/555] has come upon slim [355/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:55 is added to Dan's clock.
[05/20/23 20:40:33] gegenschein [60/1037] has come upon slim [434/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:51 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[05/21/23 19:08:58] slim [217/471] has come upon krustenkaese [181/510] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:21:38 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/22/23 13:49:47] slim [137/471] has challenged BenDover [399/480] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:26:13 is added to slim's clock.
[05/22/23 16:01:30] slim learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:49:56 towards level 65.
[05/23/23 06:27:18] slim [118/471] has come upon m00m00 [15/320] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:21:19 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/23/23 13:55:31] slim [281/471] has challenged Fehu [188/638] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:46:48 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/23/23 21:54:16] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:14:49 is added to their clock.
[05/23/23 22:06:55] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:52:11 from level 65.
[05/24/23 03:58:48] slim [291/471] has challenged nya [92/1185] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:52:19 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/24/23 10:06:38] slim bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:25:25 towards level 65.
[05/24/23 23:03:17] slim [107/471] has come upon Bluedog [36/842] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:24:54 is removed from slim's clock.
[05/24/23 23:47:54] slim [2/471] has come upon Bluedog [474/842] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:29:13 is added to slim's clock.
[05/25/23 02:52:19] DrinkyBird [606/1237] has come upon slim [229/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:14:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/29/23 19:15:47] eising [378/764] has challenged slim [236/471] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:58:43 is removed from eising's clock.
[05/30/23 04:38:12] slim [375/471] has come upon Tangles [382/766] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:45:07 is added to slim's clock.
[05/31/23 05:30:51] slim EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:21:48 from level 65.
[05/31/23 08:26:32] slim stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:50:17 towards level 65.
[06/01/23 09:44:53] slim [0/471] has challenged jacob1 [763/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:44:43 is added to slim's clock.
[06/03/23 07:48:32] gideonstar [133/254] has come upon slim [19/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:02:28 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[06/04/23 13:51:41] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:39:11 is added to their clock.
[06/04/23 22:19:27] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:48:54 is added to their clock.
[06/06/23 03:55:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 7 days, 09:46:51 toward level 65.
[06/08/23 06:18:10] slim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:08 towards level 65.
[06/08/23 13:27:54] tswsl, damyan, and Covid-19 [2050/2450] have team battled "\@_, sam, and slim [1552/2611] and won! 1 day, 08:04:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/23 16:01:01] slim [152/471] has come upon HellSpawn [615/958] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:22:41 is added to slim's clock.
[06/08/23 23:41:30] jacob1, _sh, and mordac [2151/2539] have team battled slim, idlegood, and dyvonna [962/2260] and won! 10 days, 10:25:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/23 04:15:23] SirBummelz [824/873] has challenged slim [203/471] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:08:12 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[06/10/23 10:43:20] boogledoo [37/72] has challenged slim [27/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:00 is removed from boogledoo's clock.
[06/10/23 10:43:20] boogledoo has dealt slim a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:52:53 is added to slim's clock.
[06/13/23 10:05:39] slim [367/749] has challenged laama [109/932] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from slim's clock.
[06/13/23 18:54:57] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:30:07 towards level 66.
[06/13/23 19:49:00] slim [562/749] has challenged fork [212/354] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:47:46 is removed from slim's clock.
[06/15/23 11:57:22] vegadark [16/739] has come upon slim [640/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:29:27 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/15/23 16:58:40] Yarosh, idlegood, and bg [1005/2348] have team battled t3chn0, Notir, and slim [1039/2773] and lost! 6 days, 04:53:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/23 07:29:16] gildarts, GilbertErik, and ion [1335/2559] have team battled dbx12, buzel, and slim [1050/2184] and won! 2 days, 23:46:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/23 10:57:46] slim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:52:15 towards level 66.
[06/16/23 15:30:32] mordac [258/664] has come upon slim [108/749] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:54:22 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/18/23 14:52:51] brycec, caeli, and kenyon [1524/2995] have team battled Cirdan, StalkR, and slim [1157/2694] and won! 0 days, 14:35:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/23 13:12:23] dyvonna, alexlehm, and MetaNova [2074/2544] have team battled Garg, Wolf, and slim [994/1872] and won! 1 day, 09:50:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/23 00:59:14] slim bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:44:02 from level 66.
[06/20/23 03:09:49] solarsparq [580/704] has challenged slim [200/749] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[06/20/23 13:50:13] shikhin, pants, and kptr [2633/2763] have team battled slim, Theleveler, and Cockatrice [1054/2549] and won! 0 days, 02:15:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 15:20:40] theZoMBiE [156/577] has come upon slim [429/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:58:23 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/23/23 07:13:04] slim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:55:33 towards level 66.
[06/24/23 00:53:25] Succulents [58/67] has challenged slim [145/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to Succulents's clock.
[06/25/23 18:40:58] slim found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:43:35 towards level 66.
[06/25/23 20:56:27] vectr0n, Garg, and TimeWarp [602/1772] have team battled fstrelok, gideonstar, and slim [60/1858] and won! 0 days, 14:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/23 19:22:50] slim [489/749] has challenged rawgreaze [786/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:32:08 is added to slim's clock.
[06/26/23 21:22:20] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:21:52 towards level 66.
[06/27/23 07:14:27] slim got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:42:24 from level 66.
[06/29/23 11:57:28] medivh [244/616] has come upon slim [663/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:45 is added to medivh's clock.
[06/29/23 15:59:06] brycec, bookworm, and slim [1473/2723] have team battled Nysdar, Puff, and bg [1707/2768] and lost! 2 days, 01:06:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/23 23:25:17] slim found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:37 towards level 66.
[06/30/23 09:26:23] heisenbug, tomhek, and Cockatrice [902/2673] have team battled Ankhers, slim, and Destruia [1245/2229] and lost! 0 days, 14:43:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/23 08:37:19] slim got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:42:25 from level 66.
[07/02/23 05:17:42] confunctius [692/996] has come upon slim [560/749] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:35:50 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/02/23 14:14:22] pwae, el, and RussellB [213/2449] have team battled laama, slim, and bobvador [727/2780] and lost! 0 days, 23:50:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/23 04:38:33] JigmeDatse [789/806] has come upon slim [21/749] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:56:46 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[07/03/23 22:09:42] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:40:02 towards level 66.
[07/04/23 13:57:32] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:55 towards level 66.
[07/06/23 10:27:28] slim, Arch, and TimWolla [932/2370] have team battled Kritzefitz, CodeGeek, and \dev\ice [435/2813] and won! 1 day, 08:20:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/23 22:51:10] talisein [176/617] has come upon slim [300/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:11:57 is added to talisein's clock.
[07/07/23 03:06:13] slim, tass, and pyre [209/2120] have team battled signofzeta, Abe, and rawgreaze [2371/2625] and lost! 0 days, 20:05:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/23 10:56:12] kzootech [77/641] has come upon slim [715/749] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:37:31 is added to kzootech's clock.
[07/07/23 11:31:05] slim [90/749] has come upon Tenedos [427/570] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:19:56 is added to slim's clock.
[07/07/23 18:17:23] EddieT137, Aksej, and Cirdan [2269/3043] have team battled slim, Ankhers, and ChowderKeg [1310/2295] and won! 2 days, 12:19:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/23 09:34:19] blabber [972/1147] has come upon slim [423/749] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:38:48 is removed from blabber's clock.
[07/08/23 17:13:32] slim [722/749] has come upon kinus [409/778] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:09:53 is removed from slim's clock.
[07/10/23 11:44:28] Malvolio [203/421] has challenged slim [223/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:26:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/10/23 18:12:17] slim was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:49 towards level 66.
[07/10/23 19:46:23] ahmubashshir [407/647] has challenged slim [459/749] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:36:20 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[07/11/23 20:05:14] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:41:08 is added to their clock.
[07/13/23 02:51:39] slim [699/749] has challenged buzel [112/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:35 is removed from slim's clock.
[07/13/23 02:51:39] slim has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 5 days, 01:45:29 is added to buzel's clock.
[07/13/23 14:54:19] Przemek [81/590] has challenged slim [242/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:12:34 is added to Przemek's clock.
[07/13/23 17:47:36] slim was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:27:16 from level 66.
[07/14/23 05:02:21] Fenrik, Ankhers, and jacquesssss [248/2330] have team battled slim, eising, and Kritzefitz [1665/2572] and lost! 2 days, 01:41:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/23 12:59:22] slim [340/749] has challenged Thorael [599/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:59 is added to slim's clock.
[07/14/23 22:52:38] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:59:59 is added to their clock.
[07/15/23 10:09:10] slim [314/749] has come upon sky [570/959] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:18 is added to slim's clock.
[07/15/23 12:13:28] slim stole ion's level 63 helm while they were sleeping! slim leaves their old level 61 helm behind, which ion then takes.
[07/16/23 15:37:27] slim [244/751] has come upon tswsl [148/745] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:20:40 is removed from slim's clock.
[07/17/23 01:28:39] Crazycatlady [738/815] has come upon slim [656/751] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:41:48 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/17/23 12:13:23] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:35:56 is added to their clock.
[07/18/23 03:47:50] slim [577/751] has challenged signofzeta [951/1015] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to slim's clock.
[07/18/23 13:16:18] slim [622/751] has come upon yNos [659/876] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:00:46 is added to slim's clock.
[07/19/23 05:17:36] ahmubashshir, bfft, and _sh [1909/2530] have team battled misha, slim, and Omega [49/2669] and won! 1 day, 06:01:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 18:27:23] slim [541/751] has challenged particleflux [260/534] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:43:28 is removed from slim's clock.
[07/20/23 23:16:18] tsr [238/828] has come upon slim [445/751] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:41:25 is added to tsr's clock.
[07/21/23 05:55:03] slim slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! slim's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/23 22:32:42] misha, freeboson, and aqsd [274/2657] have team battled Covid-19, slim, and sam [1706/2654] and lost! 1 day, 03:34:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/23 19:59:42] slim [318/747] has challenged bfft [808/858] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:01:45 is added to slim's clock.
[07/26/23 07:02:13] ahmubashshir [366/631] has challenged slim [143/747] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:40:53 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[07/26/23 10:22:20] slim [402/747] has come upon Cockatrice [412/905] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:57:41 is added to slim's clock.
[07/26/23 12:03:21] thornrag [576/725] has challenged slim [43/747] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:32:58 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[07/27/23 14:06:20] slim was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:19:07 from level 67.
[07/27/23 15:14:18] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:01:50 from level 67.
[07/29/23 01:54:46] Gangsterish, slim, and hdm [1913/2229] have team battled bfft, sc, and Kachin [185/3007] and won! 1 day, 10:38:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/23 10:19:31] slim [78/747] has challenged alexlehm [73/822] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:43:17 is removed from slim's clock.
[07/29/23 21:29:06] tomhek [401/1053] has come upon slim [130/747] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:10:05 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[07/31/23 16:52:42] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:46:09 from level 67.
[08/02/23 11:38:01] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:13:47 from level 67.
[08/02/23 23:52:39] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 10:52:13 is added to their clock.
[08/03/23 05:35:48] b4d63r [24/28] has challenged slim [619/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to b4d63r's clock.
[08/05/23 16:50:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 30 days, 00:23:21 toward level 67.
[08/06/23 19:21:05] spex [521/1081] has challenged slim [674/750] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to spex's clock.
[08/07/23 01:10:39] buzel, StalkR, and ukleinek [444/2356] have team battled Omega, slim, and CodeGeek [169/3070] and won! 0 days, 10:13:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/23 20:12:20] Acolarh [425/972] has challenged slim [34/750] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:07 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[08/08/23 13:16:21] slim [569/750] has challenged el [385/704] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:26:03 is removed from slim's clock.
[08/08/23 16:26:52] slim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:47:11 towards level 67.
[08/09/23 12:28:31] Ankhers, blabber, and TheSilentLink [1903/2844] have team battled Techman, slim, and allo [1490/2506] and won! 7 days, 03:33:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/23 00:17:55] washclof [232/1105] has come upon slim [154/750] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:00:58 is removed from washclof's clock.
[08/12/23 12:09:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 5 days, 19:43:24 toward level 67.
[08/13/23 05:42:37] TheSilentLink [135/958] has challenged slim [54/750] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:55:44 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/13/23 09:43:34] noex [214/494] has come upon slim [335/750] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:00:03 is added to noex's clock.
[08/13/23 09:43:34] tswsl [363/711] has challenged slim [708/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:26:01 is added to tswsl's clock.
[08/13/23 11:29:19] slim was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:00 from level 67.
[08/13/23 13:16:33] kinus [164/811] has challenged slim [407/750] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:37:58 is added to kinus's clock.
[08/13/23 17:50:19] gendish [66/182] has challenged slim [722/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to gendish's clock.
[08/13/23 20:46:00] Wam, Theleveler, and gusto [717/2637] have team battled drahthaar, CornFly, and slim [1236/2545] and lost! 0 days, 22:12:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/23 04:19:47] Forud [351/1014] has come upon slim [95/750] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:42:50 is removed from Forud's clock.
[08/17/23 17:30:21] damyan, Neil, and drahthaar [896/2297] have team battled slim, ChowderKeg, and talisein [1922/2176] and lost! 7 days, 21:04:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/23 18:07:44] slim [280/750] has challenged blabber [53/1152] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:11:06 is removed from slim's clock.
[08/18/23 20:54:27] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:20:21 is added to their clock.
[08/20/23 12:00:45] nathan, yano, and elf [94/2334] have team battled Nuae, Algernon, and slim [2301/2590] and lost! 0 days, 12:19:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/23 21:30:28] olsner [520/925] has challenged slim [541/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:33:38 is added to olsner's clock.
[08/23/23 04:27:53] slim [274/750] has come upon Gangsterish [314/748] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:55:43 is added to slim's clock.
[08/24/23 19:53:26] slim [323/750] has come upon Neil [635/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:32:40 is added to slim's clock.
[08/26/23 01:41:47] slim, DontEvenPeek, and caeli [230/2307] have team battled tsr, Platonides, and heisenbug [2258/2436] and lost! 0 days, 11:42:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/23 02:40:26] slim bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:14:05 from level 67.
[08/27/23 09:03:05] slim [218/750] has challenged apb [1244/1252] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:47 is added to slim's clock.
[08/28/23 03:32:48] Lilith [265/389] has come upon slim [288/750] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:16:31 is added to Lilith's clock.
[08/28/23 14:52:02] VonToutCourt [77/1350] has come upon slim [116/750] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:11:08 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[08/28/23 19:10:00] t3chn0 [175/1016] has come upon slim [12/750] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:33:28 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[08/29/23 10:41:50] slim [731/954] has challenged Techman [594/996] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:16:24 is removed from slim's clock.
[08/29/23 11:17:26] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:58:48 from level 68.
[08/29/23 14:16:03] sky [145/941] has challenged slim [904/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:56 is added to sky's clock.
[08/30/23 11:37:45] slim had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:21:10 from level 68.
[08/30/23 18:39:45] vegadark, spex, and alephnull [2281/2624] have team battled slim, misha, and Nuae [2394/2773] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/23 03:30:49] BenDover [204/496] has challenged slim [841/954] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:29:24 is added to BenDover's clock.
[09/01/23 05:40:08] JigmeDatse, jjasghar, and slim [120/2868] have team battled apb, sc, and GRIZZLYMAN [550/3029] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/23 16:19:12] idlegood [142/750] has come upon slim [434/954] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:58:33 is added to idlegood's clock.
[09/01/23 17:38:41] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:31:40 towards level 68.
[09/01/23 21:21:34] zbe [225/1259] has come upon slim [738/954] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:38:46 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/02/23 23:13:13] Ecko, Kesdak, and slim [762/2328] have team battled popey, Affliction, and misha [1548/2713] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/23 01:31:38] slim bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:32:53 towards level 68.
[09/03/23 07:31:58] JackyB [159/467] has come upon slim [919/954] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:42:49 is added to JackyB's clock.
[09/04/23 06:23:54] Acolarh, slim, and bookworm [1564/2406] have team battled ToHellWithGA, gusto, and blabber [1928/3068] and lost! 1 day, 17:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/23 06:00:36] slim [585/954] has challenged Bolded [995/998] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:12:05 is added to slim's clock.
[09/06/23 18:22:03] slim [314/954] has come upon Andrio [484/672] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:17:22 is added to slim's clock.
[09/06/23 19:16:24] BastelBot, slim, and sam [1305/2728] have team battled tmberg, RussellB, and KindOne [2472/2591] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/23 04:27:57] Ungoliant [196/767] has come upon slim [250/954] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:49:44 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[09/07/23 15:06:49] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:53 towards level 68.
[09/07/23 16:03:26] Omega, thornrag, and anarcat [373/3011] have team battled zbe, Celediel, and slim [1668/2611] and lost! 1 day, 09:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/23 16:38:55] tomhek, Destruia, and slim [2678/2810] have team battled Neil, happymeal, and Kachin [1819/2238] and won! 0 days, 21:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/23 03:14:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 30 days, 21:52:09 toward level 68.
[09/09/23 10:14:15] slim [7/954] has come upon CodeGeek [1149/1336] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:53:35 is added to slim's clock.
[09/09/23 17:06:43] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:45:57 from level 68.
[09/10/23 17:25:49] slim, Yarosh, and Omega [1844/2538] have team battled VonToutCourt, Gorek, and pyre [2080/3195] and lost! 1 day, 06:22:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/23 20:25:05] Sombra [1122/1310] has come upon slim [624/954] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:11:48 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[09/12/23 00:36:21] pyre [397/776] has challenged slim [259/954] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:54:45 is removed from pyre's clock.
[09/12/23 12:07:33] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:38 towards level 68.
[09/13/23 20:58:27] vectr0n [243/650] has come upon slim [412/954] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:00:32 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[09/14/23 04:09:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 7 days, 17:21:36 toward level 68.
[09/14/23 22:32:14] mordac, Bolded, and Kritzefitz [298/2735] have team battled Khorne, Techman, and slim [574/3152] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/23 10:57:25] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:05 towards level 68.
[09/17/23 21:40:18] slim invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:06 towards level 68.
[09/18/23 08:19:58] slim [636/954] has come upon Thorael [290/678] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:32:08 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/18/23 14:43:17] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:53 towards level 68.
[09/19/23 00:21:09] sparogy, GilbertErik, and BenDover [1807/1928] have team battled slim, caeli, and damyan [324/2426] and won! 0 days, 02:47:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/23 11:25:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 0 days, 07:08:11 toward level 68.
[09/19/23 14:53:13] slim [860/954] has come upon BastelBot [560/784] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:58:35 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/19/23 14:58:12] Koffa, zifnab06, and gendish [856/2009] have team battled slim, Lenny_, and ZOTTA [1352/3071] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/23 21:21:12] slim [133/954] has challenged \dev\ice [106/815] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:48:57 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/20/23 01:58:36] slim [855/954] has challenged zbe [442/1259] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/20/23 11:24:09] slim, fstrelok, and laama [1563/2746] have team battled AlexS, ter0, and philipp__ [356/1416] and won! 0 days, 20:22:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/23 12:32:57] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:45:43 towards level 69.
[09/22/23 08:03:45] slim lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:14:42 from level 69.
[09/22/23 22:39:20] elegy [226/250] has challenged slim [44/954] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from elegy's clock.
[09/23/23 10:54:10] slim was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:45:09 towards level 69.
[09/24/23 00:17:38] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:32:12 towards level 69.
[09/25/23 01:16:03] slim [539/954] has challenged Rayke [273/277] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:59:01 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/26/23 02:22:01] Nysdar [724/962] has challenged slim [139/954] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:47:14 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[09/26/23 08:04:42] gideonstar [591/642] has come upon slim [859/954] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:55:50 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[09/26/23 13:06:06] slim [224/954] has come upon TheSilentLink [892/956] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:28:49 is added to slim's clock.
[09/27/23 10:29:39] slim [34/954] has challenged ukleinek [245/789] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:53:21 is added to slim's clock.
[09/27/23 16:16:18] Khorne, bananaboat, and scumola [212/2925] have team battled slim, adamus1red, and Bolded [1244/2914] and lost! 4 days, 16:37:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/23 17:31:18] slim [692/954] has challenged tsr [813/831] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:10:31 is added to slim's clock.
[09/28/23 01:43:08] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:33 towards level 69.
[09/28/23 10:36:21] slim [492/954] has come upon Blohsh [314/462] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:00:07 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/29/23 13:41:48] slim [571/954] has challenged caeli [39/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:24:55 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/02/23 03:33:08] slim [30/954] has come upon scumola [254/665] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:34:50 is added to slim's clock.
[10/02/23 09:03:20] Lnk, slim, and Kachin [236/2643] have team battled tmberg, ter0, and bfft [1800/2569] and lost! 0 days, 08:52:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/23 18:34:06] heisenbug [230/751] has challenged slim [201/954] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:39:44 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/03/23 05:33:47] signofzeta [454/1042] has come upon slim [293/954] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:12:07 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[10/03/23 20:35:39] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:56:39 is added to their clock.
[10/04/23 10:16:24] Asara, Algernon, and Lilith [1227/2403] have team battled Ecko, slim, and BastelBot [1627/2788] and lost! 1 day, 05:17:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/23 03:29:42] jaxson [101/582] has challenged slim [832/954] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:39:28 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/08/23 16:31:47] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:24:08 is added to their clock.
[10/09/23 00:32:05] slim [32/954] has come upon roosterphant [138/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:29:36 is added to slim's clock.
[10/10/23 10:22:38] jaxson, nya, and slim [1374/2615] have team battled ToHellWithGA, ukleinek, and pwae [222/2842] and won! 1 day, 06:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/23 14:09:51] freeboson, bsleep, and slim [2806/3194] have team battled Gangsterish, cadfael, and Ungoliant [820/2319] and won! 0 days, 05:42:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/23 06:07:11] io, Lnk, and soltys [1512/2918] have team battled kptr, Dan, and slim [911/2366] and won! 0 days, 17:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/23 14:49:29] sky, gusto, and DrinkyBird [486/2995] have team battled hugga, bobvador, and slim [2664/2790] and lost! 1 day, 17:39:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/23 14:59:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 3 days, 22:33:26 toward level 69.
[10/13/23 01:59:28] slim slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! slim's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/13/23 19:01:47] brycec [572/1336] has challenged slim [754/951] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:26:11 is added to brycec's clock.
[10/14/23 06:45:40] dodecahedron, slim, and olsner [2147/2301] have team battled talisein, dyvonna, and BenDover [326/2219] and won! 0 days, 16:47:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/23 08:59:53] unicron, tswsl, slim, and hax404 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/23 19:15:57] slim stole dyvonna's level 62 ring while they were sleeping! slim leaves their old level 47 ring behind, which dyvonna then takes.
[10/15/23 01:03:03] solarsparq, GilbertErik, and blabber [2194/2689] have team battled slim, Kat, and Neil [1119/2066] and won! 0 days, 00:56:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/23 23:16:13] slim [706/964] has challenged cornfeedhobo [651/710] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/17/23 09:52:57] HeavyPodda [726/954] has come upon slim [56/964] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:13:13 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/19/23 01:21:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 35 days, 10:04:02 toward level 70.
[10/19/23 16:35:33] slim [239/964] has challenged hax404 [263/526] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:10:40 is added to slim's clock.
[10/20/23 10:43:22] slim was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:41:00 from level 70.
[10/21/23 00:43:09] Aksej [628/867] has challenged slim [354/964] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:10:14 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[10/22/23 13:55:51] slim [546/964] has come upon gradator [14/603] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:26:32 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/25/23 07:30:57] slim [289/964] has come upon Daikojun [103/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:18:20 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/26/23 03:54:12] slim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:56 from level 70.
[10/26/23 16:10:56] Rayke [266/383] has challenged slim [575/964] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Rayke's clock.
[10/27/23 07:49:58] slim, vegadark, and Tangles [1710/2848] have team battled CornFly, Affliction, and elf [352/2821] and won! 0 days, 18:43:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/23 20:48:08] gradator [203/603] has come upon slim [926/964] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:36:30 is added to gradator's clock.
[10/28/23 09:49:56] slim, Nuae, and io [2847/3042] have team battled washclof, Pinkman, and u4ia [1829/2517] and won! 0 days, 09:46:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 22:01:09] boscage, CompanionCube, and psycho [219/1740] have team battled slim, MELOONi, and bfft [105/2870] and won! 0 days, 14:29:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/23 11:03:06] ledregion [172/297] has challenged slim [52/964] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:56 is removed from ledregion's clock.
[10/29/23 17:48:16] Melon [631/936] has come upon slim [638/964] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:38:11 is added to Melon's clock.
[10/30/23 00:56:34] slim [535/964] has challenged jjasghar [567/1098] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to slim's clock.
[10/30/23 08:57:44] fstrelok, Kritzefitz, and slim [657/3028] have team battled tmberg, tsr, and bananaboat [1599/3046] and lost! 0 days, 23:46:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/23 11:00:32] Cirdan [33/1039] has challenged slim [48/964] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[11/01/23 20:04:41] slim, JigmeDatse, and roosterphant [2171/2275] have team battled Lnk, kenyon, and Notir [1070/2853] and won! 1 day, 00:20:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/23 16:14:20] slim [275/964] has come upon TimWolla [288/1019] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:31:14 is added to slim's clock.
[11/04/23 23:06:44] slim, Kachin, and dyvonna [163/2998] have team battled DontEvenPeek, Bolded, and Sombra [1925/3033] and lost! 1 day, 04:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/23 20:20:36] ZOTTA [301/1067] has challenged slim [592/964] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[11/07/23 12:15:03] psycho [32/394] has challenged slim [941/964] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to psycho's clock.
[11/09/23 06:52:53] slim, Garg, and Xenthys [855/2384] have team battled Pinkman, Tenedos, and pyre [763/2236] and won! 0 days, 02:48:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 09:26:01] CompanionCube [408/565] has challenged slim [301/964] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:44:32 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[11/10/23 12:43:29] slim grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:47:55 towards level 71.
[11/10/23 17:25:32] DividedByZero, buzel, and elegy [630/1479] have team battled unicron, slim, and pastly [170/2149] and won! 0 days, 01:03:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/23 06:46:12] DividedByZero [137/254] has come upon slim [317/964] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:06 is added to DividedByZero's clock.
[11/11/23 12:47:28] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:42:22 towards level 71.
[11/12/23 21:06:27] slim got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:53:16 from level 71.
[11/13/23 12:04:09] BastelBot [782/784] has challenged slim [307/959] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:49:48 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[11/13/23 20:23:33] pwae, HeavyPodda, and slim [2638/2718] have team battled ZOTTA, Jens, and Gorek [2619/2936] and won! 11 days, 14:32:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/23 11:09:52] ToHellWithGA [351/1235] has challenged slim [139/959] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:42:10 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/16/23 08:36:58] slim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:14:10 towards level 71.
[11/16/23 11:21:19] Xenthys [387/896] has challenged slim [81/959] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:59:50 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[11/16/23 18:26:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 22 days, 11:29:54 toward level 71.
[11/16/23 20:52:23] ahmubashshir [279/596] has come upon slim [539/959] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:55:57 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[11/17/23 12:53:22] slim discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:21 towards level 71.
[11/18/23 13:46:04] slim sharpened the edge of their weapon! slim's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/23 14:00:55] Cirdan [919/1079] has come upon slim [307/990] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:42:39 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[11/21/23 12:52:53] spex [728/1136] has challenged slim [286/990] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:42:46 is removed from spex's clock.
[11/22/23 02:31:33] slim, Minus, and SSLbits [2501/2758] have team battled tomhek, VonToutCourt, and dyvonna [3158/3513] and lost! 1 day, 02:58:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/23 02:56:17] EddieT137 [1028/1102] has challenged slim [49/990] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:49:04 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[11/22/23 05:54:21] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 18:21:41 is added to their clock.
[11/23/23 19:09:25] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:01 towards level 71.
[11/24/23 20:04:07] Tangles, anarcat, and slim [2415/3294] have team battled sky, shikhin, and Yarosh [1733/2453] and won! 2 days, 10:24:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/23 06:25:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 1 day, 05:01:44 toward level 71.
[11/27/23 01:46:16] Sombra [751/1171] has come upon slim [842/990] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:19:32 is added to Sombra's clock.
[11/27/23 04:28:11] slim set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:47:15 from level 71.
[11/27/23 17:19:28] solarsparq, dodecahedron, and slim [1585/2204] have team battled dbx12, JigmeDatse, and scumola [1066/2284] and won! 0 days, 01:50:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/23 10:24:40] signofzeta, Wolf, and misha [1418/2822] have team battled slim, HeavyPodda, and VonToutCourt [2461/3322] and lost! 0 days, 15:03:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/23 00:45:48] slim [500/992] has challenged OobSaco [462/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:30:24 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/01/23 09:23:22] unicron, Yarosh, and OobSaco [180/1761] have team battled Carl, \dev\ice, and slim [1636/2809] and lost! 0 days, 09:54:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/23 04:31:55] slim got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:01 towards level 71.
[12/03/23 12:06:46] slim [300/992] has challenged Khorne [319/985] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:05:02 is added to slim's clock.
[12/04/23 02:38:11] Pinkman, yano, and washclof [2123/2911] have team battled slim, bsleep, and zifnab06 [2731/2964] and lost! 0 days, 04:52:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/23 09:29:05] slim [826/992] has come upon adamus1red [526/954] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 20:57:18 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/06/23 00:53:36] slim was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:08:14 from level 72.
[12/08/23 01:42:27] BenDover [406/498] has come upon slim [16/992] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:07:55 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[12/08/23 14:02:52] slim [599/992] has come upon Matthew [64/829] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:42:17 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/09/23 11:11:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 22 days, 21:42:33 toward level 72.
[12/11/23 04:53:46] slim [302/992] has challenged pfoley [213/1074] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:28:42 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/11/23 14:23:19] slim [128/992] has come upon MetaNova [332/683] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:48:04 is added to slim's clock.
[12/12/23 01:59:12] slim, eising, and CornFly [1473/2805] have team battled Lenny_, Koffa, and Crazycatlady [1769/3184] and lost! 0 days, 09:22:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 02:56:11] slim invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:13:07 towards level 72.
[12/12/23 20:04:00] hdm, allo, and idleneutral [367/2486] have team battled slim, Lnk, and nya [109/2597] and won! 2 days, 08:22:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/23 14:22:28] brycec, slim, Tenorman, and JackyB have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/23 16:25:56] BenDover, allo, and Silvanus_Betrium [1345/2461] have team battled kenyon, Paganel, and slim [1184/2991] and won! 0 days, 06:55:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/23 11:45:05] slim has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:33:29 from level 72.
[12/17/23 17:33:13] elf [347/1015] has challenged slim [607/992] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:17:20 is added to elf's clock.
[12/18/23 02:53:56] sam, slim, and eising [537/2836] have team battled Russell, bobvador, and unicron [2838/3060] and lost! 1 day, 17:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/23 08:57:03] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:32:54 towards level 72.
[12/19/23 03:54:33] slim stole idlegood's level 64 charm while they were sleeping! slim leaves their old level 33 charm behind, which idlegood then takes.
[12/19/23 14:44:27] yNos [462/946] has challenged slim [387/1020] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:10:32 is removed from yNos's clock.
[12/19/23 16:44:58] slim [139/1020] has challenged Carl [617/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:48:18 is added to slim's clock.
[12/19/23 16:59:04] slim, ToHellWithGA, misha, and jacob1 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/23 21:16:15] vegadark [287/938] has come upon slim [1018/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:52:34 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/22/23 10:28:39] Zed_Spiker [30/1100] has come upon slim [622/1020] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:41:17 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[12/24/23 11:19:52] slim [959/1025] has challenged DividedByZero [110/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:43:21 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/24/23 16:10:24] VonToutCourt [636/1346] has come upon slim [288/1025] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 17:29:22 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[12/25/23 13:28:37] slim [117/1025] has challenged Kachin [59/1052] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:32 is removed from slim's clock.
[12/25/23 23:14:57] slim [192/1025] has challenged Zed_Spiker [647/1100] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:08:44 is added to slim's clock.
[12/26/23 18:13:59] el [243/847] has come upon slim [612/1025] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:08:05 is added to el's clock.
[12/27/23 14:20:17] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:30:29 towards level 73.
[12/27/23 16:22:33] talisein [423/683] has come upon slim [296/1025] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:35:49 is removed from talisein's clock.
[12/27/23 18:55:18] zbe, slim, and popey [75/3344] have team battled gildarts, allo, and Cockatrice [1067/2575] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/23 05:53:25] slim lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:33:16 from level 73.
[12/29/23 00:07:18] Sario, slim, and TimeWarp [1097/2828] have team battled ion, popey, and Khorne [360/2825] and won! 0 days, 16:21:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/23 16:56:31] BlueJay, BenDover, and slim [1246/1984] have team battled Wam, yang, and wowbagger [588/2328] and won! 0 days, 13:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/23 21:36:22] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:56:31 towards level 73.
[12/29/23 23:55:30] ZOTTA [1065/1270] has come upon slim [648/1031] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:41:47 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[12/30/23 08:11:05] sco1 [64/389] has challenged slim [968/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to sco1's clock.
[12/30/23 10:12:20] freeboson, ChowderKeg, and io [1398/2882] have team battled Susumurata, slim, and gideonstar [1708/2530] and lost! 1 day, 07:31:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/23 08:17:02] hdm [301/998] has challenged slim [853/1031] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:54:09 is added to hdm's clock.
[12/31/23 20:55:32] bt [132/207] has challenged slim [107/1031] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from bt's clock.
[01/01/24 14:48:41] tmberg, HellSpawn, and ToHellWithGA [450/3464] have team battled CornFly, "\@_, and slim [1427/3271] and lost! 1 day, 12:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/24 11:30:28] CompanionCube [225/621] has challenged slim [500/1031] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:17:09 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[01/02/24 12:15:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed slim with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 05:52:22 from level 73.
[01/03/24 13:37:20] slim [627/1031] has challenged MadMan [301/575] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:12:38 is removed from slim's clock.
[01/03/24 20:39:20] slim [133/1031] has challenged Daikojun [403/686] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:41:46 is added to slim's clock.
[01/04/24 06:22:07] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:12:06 towards level 73.
[01/04/24 23:27:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 4 days, 22:30:40 toward level 73.
[01/06/24 19:56:59] slim [41/1031] has challenged vectr0n [501/738] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:39:19 is added to slim's clock.
[01/10/24 07:51:37] buyoq, Bolded, and Erwinstein [102/2443] have team battled jacquesssss, TimeWarp, and slim [1764/2264] and lost! 0 days, 07:58:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/24 15:12:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 36 days, 08:22:53 toward level 73.
[01/12/24 02:29:08] Wam [315/1145] has come upon slim [482/1031] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:28:45 is added to Wam's clock.
[01/12/24 07:54:00] slim ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:16:18 from level 73.
[01/12/24 23:03:47] wille, ukleinek, and Techman [2325/2726] have team battled slim, eising, and yNos [1861/2797] and won! 0 days, 22:53:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 09:27:39] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:32:49 towards level 73.
[01/15/24 07:58:37] sky [550/1004] has challenged slim [119/1031] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:08:45 is removed from sky's clock.
[01/16/24 16:58:49] slim [309/1031] has challenged boscage [162/600] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:12:15 is removed from slim's clock.
[01/16/24 21:44:12] slim [263/1031] has come upon t3chn0 [391/1035] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:31:26 is added to slim's clock.
[01/17/24 02:08:41] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:40:32 is added to their clock.
[01/18/24 09:24:54] pwae, slim, and Notir [1442/2891] have team battled VonToutCourt, Ankhers, and bfft [678/3166] and won! 2 days, 07:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/24 14:30:41] Luca, DontEvenPeek, and PanamaCity3003 [617/1737] have team battled slim, Nuae, and thatmint [1087/2809] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/24 22:02:09] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:27 towards level 73.
[01/19/24 22:18:52] crysis [920/959] has challenged slim [919/1031] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:45:43 is removed from crysis's clock.
[01/20/24 00:40:15] slim was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:09 from level 73.
[01/20/24 06:20:51] slim [948/1031] has challenged munkis [678/830] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:48:57 is removed from slim's clock.
[01/21/24 04:02:50] slim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:05:57 from level 73.
[01/21/24 10:13:37] slim was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:00 towards level 73.
[01/21/24 22:24:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 1 day, 19:00:31 toward level 73.
[01/24/24 01:42:43] slim [932/1031] has challenged Puff [435/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:35 is removed from slim's clock.
[01/24/24 12:24:43] slim [19/1031] has challenged Daikojun [433/679] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to slim's clock.
[01/24/24 20:32:53] fangyuan [111/205] has challenged slim [800/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to fangyuan's clock.
[01/24/24 22:04:48] nawcom, slim, and buyoq [1043/2915] have team battled alexlehm, idleneutral, and dodecahedron [401/2018] and won! 0 days, 05:09:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/24 08:50:23] simple [17/1090] has challenged slim [221/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:29 is added to simple's clock.
[01/27/24 00:36:30] thornrag [339/614] has come upon slim [438/1031] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:25:10 is added to thornrag's clock.
[01/27/24 06:16:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 43 days, 03:10:26 toward level 74.
[01/29/24 00:42:53] sco1, slim, and CaptainS122 [1187/1873] have team battled TimeWarp, muirrum, and idlegood [662/1908] and won! 0 days, 01:51:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/24 03:13:17] slim [603/1031] has challenged Kayn [93/277] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:50:51 is removed from slim's clock.
[01/29/24 15:28:27] slim got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:26:58 from level 74.
[01/29/24 21:22:37] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:29:06 towards level 74.
[01/30/24 02:39:09] slim was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:08 towards level 74.
[01/30/24 17:33:17] Feras [54/560] has come upon slim [791/1031] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:44:03 is added to Feras's clock.
[01/30/24 22:20:13] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:53 towards level 74.
[01/31/24 03:43:54] sco1, ColonelPanic001, and pwae [1381/2236] have team battled slim, scumola, and fstrelok [1720/2584] and lost! 0 days, 12:55:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/24 07:38:55] JigmeDatse [643/827] has come upon slim [758/1031] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:24:52 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[01/31/24 17:42:20] Dex [345/396] has come upon slim [802/1031] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:28:08 is added to Dex's clock.
[02/01/24 10:34:26] slim [645/1031] has challenged CodeGeek [139/1263] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:46:42 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/01/24 13:35:15] slim [978/1031] has challenged Feras [185/560] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:43:59 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/01/24 13:57:12] slim was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:36:00 from level 74.
[02/02/24 10:46:45] slim [949/1031] has come upon MadMan [114/575] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:19:10 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/03/24 03:54:33] slim [647/1031] has come upon damyan [724/772] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:18:57 is added to slim's clock.
[02/04/24 21:57:07] vegadark [307/946] has come upon slim [689/1031] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:27:40 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/05/24 00:07:35] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:03 towards level 74.
[02/05/24 13:17:40] slim fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:19 from level 74.
[02/05/24 14:24:06] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:57:07 is added to their clock.
[02/06/24 04:27:47] pyre, slim, and roosterphant [995/2479] have team battled Fenrik, Pinkman, and scornn [857/2690] and won! 0 days, 15:47:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 06:32:43] slim lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:26 from level 74.
[02/08/24 18:19:53] slim [84/1031] has come upon gendish [125/429] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:09 is added to slim's clock.
[02/09/24 08:22:53] slim [903/1031] has challenged heisenbug [193/773] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:31:01 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/09/24 12:43:33] Bluedog [689/875] has come upon slim [613/1031] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:46:45 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[02/09/24 14:22:54] misha [381/900] has come upon slim [15/1031] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:48:29 is removed from misha's clock.
[02/10/24 11:55:34] hax404 [193/649] has come upon slim [961/1031] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:59 is added to hax404's clock.
[02/11/24 03:33:09] Garg [244/577] has challenged slim [844/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:32 is added to Garg's clock.
[02/13/24 04:42:51] slim [192/1031] has come upon kzootech [399/650] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:07:27 is added to slim's clock.
[02/13/24 09:32:50] kptr, slim, and boscage [1865/2231] have team battled Abe, Mat, and Aksej [1624/2658] and won! 3 days, 05:47:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/24 12:47:30] slim [825/1031] has challenged nowz [60/639] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:58:25 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/13/24 13:54:04] slim stole pyre's level 118 amulet while they were sleeping! slim leaves their old level 81 amulet behind, which pyre then takes.
[02/14/24 18:59:34] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:38:18 towards level 75.
[02/17/24 00:46:30] slim, VonToutCourt, and chadgpt [1522/2802] have team battled Ancalagon, jacob1, and dbx12 [1797/2446] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/24 21:55:57] Soulwhisper [278/291] has challenged slim [327/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[02/19/24 06:13:04] slim, scornn, and kptr [1402/2231] have team battled Fyrgor, Daikojun, and Minus [1268/2077] and won! 6 days, 00:48:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 07:57:30] Bluedog [522/875] has come upon slim [521/1064] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:23:47 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[02/19/24 10:22:58] slim [262/1064] has come upon nawcom [681/972] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:02:54 is added to slim's clock.
[02/20/24 04:44:53] slim [308/1064] has come upon Thorael [18/664] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:00:50 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/20/24 22:28:54] slim [837/1064] has challenged jacquesssss [409/421] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:53:51 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/21/24 05:37:47] yano [423/930] has come upon slim [1045/1064] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:29 is added to yano's clock.
[02/21/24 11:31:54] slim [691/1064] has challenged RussellB [877/998] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:53:46 is added to slim's clock.
[02/22/24 17:42:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 20 days, 06:05:54 toward level 75.
[02/23/24 04:44:32] slim fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:37 from level 75.
[02/23/24 21:13:56] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:42 towards level 75.
[02/24/24 10:42:56] slim [209/1064] has come upon buzel [627/851] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:18:52 is added to slim's clock.
[02/26/24 02:17:31] mordac [682/908] has come upon slim [562/1064] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:24:36 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/27/24 02:34:44] allo [183/831] has come upon slim [875/1064] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:13:04 is added to allo's clock.
[02/27/24 05:32:04] eising, yNos, and slim [1261/2885] have team battled DrinkyBird, tomhek, and idleevil [2385/3608] and lost! 0 days, 10:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/24 08:36:10] Fenrik, u4ia, and Cockroach [2326/2441] have team battled Matthew, slim, and sc [2616/3112] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/24 21:04:17] slim was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:05:47 from level 75.
[02/27/24 23:15:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed slim with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:21:28 from level 75.
[02/28/24 11:22:27] slim [139/1064] has come upon bsleep [452/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:43:06 is added to slim's clock.
[02/29/24 11:48:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 0 days, 14:32:49 toward level 75.
[03/02/24 04:01:24] V, ion, and slim [1940/3094] have team battled boscage, nawcom, and abarat [23/1843] and won! 0 days, 05:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/24 17:41:35] n0ssh [299/662] has come upon slim [640/1064] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:34:28 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[03/03/24 21:51:25] fstrelok, slim, and JackyB [2641/2716] have team battled idleevil, Notir, and scumola [1452/3022] and won! 0 days, 00:23:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/24 23:26:42] slim [454/1064] has challenged Nehi [291/325] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:57:10 is removed from slim's clock.
[03/06/24 07:52:24] slim [465/1064] has come upon Daikojun [142/686] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:20:52 is removed from slim's clock.
[03/06/24 15:33:53] slim fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:50:08 from level 76.
[03/07/24 22:12:38] Sombra [1083/1213] has come upon slim [325/1064] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:12:54 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/09/24 03:59:22] Brocker, slim, bfft, and Notir have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/24 01:38:35] rs, style, and ToHellWithGA [2361/2441] have team battled Minus, slim, and gradator [2518/2637] and lost! 0 days, 07:52:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/24 02:25:03] slim got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:55:01 from level 76.
[03/12/24 21:31:16] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 18:54:27 is added to their clock.
[03/13/24 19:03:16] style, caeli, and Tabmow [248/2374] have team battled ChowderKeg, slim, and Forud [153/2676] and won! 0 days, 21:10:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/24 07:55:35] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:07:09 towards level 76.
[03/17/24 03:32:03] freeboson, chadgpt, and blobdog [1894/2172] have team battled bookworm, slim, and Bolded [2065/2928] and lost! 1 day, 14:56:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/24 05:51:38] slim misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:14:10 from level 76.
[03/17/24 11:37:13] Aaron [23/33] has challenged slim [820/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Aaron's clock.
[03/18/24 03:06:41] soltys [987/1070] has challenged slim [692/1064] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:07 is removed from soltys's clock.
[03/20/24 10:25:55] Bolded, HollowWasp, and slim [5/2644] have team battled noex, fstrelok, and allo [2083/2218] and lost! 2 days, 01:52:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/24 19:00:17] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:30:41 towards level 76.
[03/20/24 23:57:37] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:10 towards level 76.
[03/23/24 01:38:27] slim [235/1064] has come upon Daikojun [645/686] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:08:54 is added to slim's clock.
[03/23/24 03:58:45] Kachin [704/1036] has come upon slim [221/1064] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:03:47 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[03/23/24 11:18:18] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:46:36 is added to their clock.
[03/24/24 14:24:50] yano [867/930] has challenged slim [971/1064] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:01:18 is added to yano's clock.
[03/25/24 10:18:38] slim has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:37:12 from level 76.
[03/26/24 12:35:44] slim, MetaNova, CornFly, and mzumquadrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/24 12:58:29] slim [609/1064] has come upon Brocker [46/762] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:18:20 is removed from slim's clock.
[03/27/24 21:56:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 10 days, 12:39:57 toward level 76.
[03/28/24 00:01:00] slim was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:28:28 from level 76.
[03/28/24 02:54:37] Ankhers, slim, and Yarosh [2434/2446] have team battled Minus, Daikojun, and jacob1 [90/2362] and won! 2 days, 04:51:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/24 09:05:38] slim [847/1064] has challenged Drin [199/1058] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:59:32 is removed from slim's clock.
[03/29/24 17:26:29] bg [126/1096] has challenged slim [610/1064] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:50:12 is added to bg's clock.
[03/30/24 19:33:32] slim learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:57 towards level 76.
[03/31/24 05:02:11] dwfreed, slim, and Aksej [2643/3304] have team battled style, bookworm, and Mat [1227/2548] and won! 0 days, 07:14:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/24 02:59:32] slim bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:34 from level 76.
[04/01/24 05:37:53] GilbertErik [632/796] has come upon slim [645/1064] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:15:03 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[04/02/24 17:17:18] Thorael, slim, alexlehm, and Nysdar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/24 00:23:11] slim found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:31 towards level 76.
[04/03/24 01:01:48] slim [1044/1064] has come upon Cockatrice [125/888] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:06 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/03/24 11:44:35] slim [803/1064] has challenged laama [93/926] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:35:49 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/06/24 00:33:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slim 16 days, 04:08:42 toward level 77.
[04/06/24 10:25:31] slim is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 16:44:49 is added to their clock.
[04/06/24 14:47:53] slim [738/1064] has come upon Brocker [644/776] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:09:29 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/08/24 09:27:36] Kayn, hugga, and xbill [1231/2567] have team battled zifnab06, slim, and nowz [1504/2400] and lost! 0 days, 09:21:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/24 13:17:43] slim [851/1064] has challenged Daikojun [639/697] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:23:57 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/08/24 15:26:44] slim invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:30:40 towards level 77.
[04/08/24 16:18:31] slim [775/1064] has challenged SSLbits [555/907] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:15:10 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/10/24 07:40:20] boscage, slim, and Malvolio [647/2259] have team battled BlueJay, nathan, and Wolf [2234/2755] and lost! 0 days, 17:50:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/24 11:24:16] Cockatrice [139/888] has come upon slim [84/1064] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:03:09 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[04/11/24 05:25:22] slim stole allo's level 70 ring while they were sleeping! slim leaves their old level 62 ring behind, which allo then takes.
[04/11/24 05:36:43] pwae [848/857] has challenged slim [301/1071] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:46:40 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/11/24 06:28:35] slim [404/1071] has come upon ion [131/845] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:53:57 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/12/24 13:47:48] bananaboat [175/1109] has come upon slim [443/1071] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:35 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/12/24 15:00:07] OobSaco, Crazycatlady, and CodeGeek [2386/3115] have team battled pfoley, slim, and Affliction [1171/2782] and won! 0 days, 08:42:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/24 19:44:17] slim [171/1071] has come upon adamus1red [745/856] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:10:55 is added to slim's clock.
[04/14/24 15:38:19] slim was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:01:59 from level 77.
[04/17/24 23:19:28] slim [1037/1071] has challenged muirrum [496/610] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:06:05 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/18/24 17:40:36] gendish, slim, Wam, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/24 22:21:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed slim with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:08:39 from level 77.