Player Info

User: unicron
Class: Chaos-Bringer
Admin?: No
Level: 72
Next level: 57 days, 12:25:51
Status: Offline
Host: unicron!~unicron@idlerpg/player/unicron
Account Created: Thu Jul 8 22:43:43 2021
Last login: Fri Dec 8 19:08:36 2023
Total time idled: 644 days, 06:49:39
Current position: [349,97]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 120 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 298 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 46
gloves: 75
helm: 68 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 78
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 38
tunic: 28
weapon: 187 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1005

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 1 day, 00:21:28
mesg: None
nick: 5 days, 12:03:25
part: None
quest: 1 day, 03:03:55
quit: 28 days, 16:14:17

total: 36 days, 07:43:05

Character Modifiers

[07/09/21 03:53:44] unicron [0/1] has challenged kline [85/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/09/21 04:19:36] unicron [3/7] has challenged shikhin [72/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/09/21 05:15:28] unicron [8/21] has challenged MetaNova [120/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/10/21 21:19:37] unicron [207/208] has challenged bobvador [282/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/11/21 01:54:00] DrinkyBird [4/312] has come upon unicron [2/208] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:20:29 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/11/21 04:36:59] unicron [185/208] has challenged bookworm [219/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/11/21 13:04:20] unicron [1/208] has challenged BastelBot [256/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/11/21 18:32:20] Phil [383/537] has challenged unicron [196/208] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:33:29 is removed from Phil's clock.
[07/11/21 22:52:51] unicron [13/239] has challenged buZz [272/360] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/12/21 10:15:32] unicron [204/218] has challenged Puff [261/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/12/21 23:27:26] unicron [206/228] has challenged szczot3k [193/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/13/21 12:11:30] unicron [70/241] has challenged xbill [496/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/13/21 23:44:24] shikhin [377/403] has challenged unicron [124/241] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:12 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[07/14/21 02:00:51] crysis [219/252] has challenged unicron [41/241] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from crysis's clock.
[07/14/21 02:00:51] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped their level 33 pair of boots! crysis picks it up, tossing their old level 29 pair of boots to unicron.
[07/14/21 02:39:19] Affliction, dwfreed, and unicron [128/1164] have team battled munkis, starlink, and _sh [522/1357] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/21 06:36:37] unicron [84/263] has challenged style [29/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/14/21 23:56:19] unicron [85/263] has challenged Psilocybe [248/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/15/21 10:58:10] unicron ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:38 from level 34.
[07/15/21 17:40:09] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:08 towards level 34.
[07/16/21 00:59:38] unicron [101/275] has challenged gerry666 [219/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/16/21 03:33:48] Psilocybe, crysis, and unicron [713/995] have team battled meti, Sokar, and canton7 [137/1348] and won! 0 days, 02:16:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/21 13:33:08] unicron [176/300] has challenged simple [491/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/17/21 20:54:35] unicron was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:16 from level 36.
[07/18/21 13:05:25] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:38 towards level 36.
[07/18/21 18:46:57] Tenorman [320/398] has come upon unicron [281/300] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:24:00 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/18/21 19:57:51] trashicus [329/569] has challenged unicron [126/300] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:10 is removed from trashicus's clock.
[07/18/21 22:11:09] unicron [94/300] has challenged Covid-19 [200/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/19/21 10:27:24] crysis [253/321] has challenged unicron [35/300] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from crysis's clock.
[07/19/21 10:27:24] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped their level 45 helm! crysis picks it up, tossing their old level 43 helm to unicron.
[07/19/21 16:26:08] unicron ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:01 from level 37.
[07/19/21 17:16:27] meskio, popey, and unicron [547/1059] have team battled Covid-19, jgn, and Drin [379/1290] and won! 0 days, 03:54:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/21 08:54:39] unicron [135/298] has challenged crank [57/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/20/21 12:12:26] trashicus [505/569] has come upon unicron [264/298] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:23:58 is removed from trashicus's clock.
[07/21/21 03:44:04] oxzi, HeavyPodda, and talisein [338/1180] have team battled drahthaar, TBB, and unicron [1044/1071] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/21 04:52:27] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:19:14 is added to their clock.
[07/21/21 07:24:01] JeDa, unicron, and gerry666 [907/1122] have team battled ShiaLabeouf, MELOONi, and t3chn0 [627/1243] and won! 0 days, 02:45:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/21 17:55:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 00:17:51 toward level 38.
[07/21/21 18:09:36] unicron [60/298] has challenged PiotrekD [247/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/22/21 06:02:43] hdm [15/494] has challenged unicron [130/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to hdm's clock.
[07/22/21 14:16:12] westoR [0/4] has challenged unicron [38/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to westoR's clock.
[07/23/21 11:37:19] Acolarh [321/469] has challenged unicron [18/298] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:03:18 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[07/23/21 20:21:06] unicron [122/298] has challenged eggy [62/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/23/21 21:55:41] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:13 from level 40.
[07/24/21 23:29:26] unicron, Tor, and Finley [158/1205] have team battled sc, jokajak, and MELOONi [709/1111] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/21 05:09:56] vectr0n [10/389] has come upon unicron [135/298] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:27:55 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[07/26/21 06:06:19] unicron [68/298] has challenged laama [132/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/26/21 17:30:07] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:32 towards level 41.
[07/27/21 08:28:45] Hirion [74/481] has challenged unicron [10/298] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:38 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[07/28/21 19:28:06] unicron [78/298] has challenged uovobw [371/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/29/21 22:48:52] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:32:59 is added to their clock.
[07/30/21 00:03:10] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:31:23 is added to their clock.
[07/30/21 05:00:51] hare [433/562] has challenged unicron [72/298] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from hare's clock.
[07/30/21 16:20:49] unicron, elf, A_Dragon, and sc have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/21 19:45:04] unicron [266/311] has challenged Quack [179/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:34 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/01/21 00:11:31] jjasghar [216/348] has come upon unicron [251/311] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:01 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[08/01/21 03:24:46] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:21:31 is added to their clock.
[08/01/21 16:48:30] Endust, Algernon, and Silvanus_Betrium [1066/1072] have team battled Nechayev, himuraken, and unicron [507/962] and won! 0 days, 05:00:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/21 22:15:04] unicron, aqsd, and HellSpawn [738/1103] have team battled Russell, Abe, and wille [955/1251] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/21 22:30:31] style [292/417] has come upon unicron [249/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:36:24 is removed from style's clock.
[08/03/21 04:24:14] eising [514/700] has come upon unicron [35/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:15:08 is removed from eising's clock.
[08/04/21 05:27:43] Tenorman [293/414] has come upon unicron [132/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:07:02 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[08/04/21 05:59:29] unicron [300/311] has challenged starlink [365/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/05/21 06:27:11] mordac [363/420] has come upon unicron [229/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:25:58 is removed from mordac's clock.
[08/06/21 03:01:14] Tor [282/443] has come upon unicron [170/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:00:56 is removed from Tor's clock.
[08/06/21 13:38:20] adamus1red, Gorek, and meskio [1066/1301] have team battled nya, MELOONi, and unicron [1286/1468] and lost! 0 days, 18:56:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/21 11:32:30] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:30 towards level 44.
[08/08/21 03:35:54] heisenbug [494/598] has challenged unicron [178/311] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:42 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/12/21 15:42:30] unicron [244/311] has challenged pastly [354/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/12/21 21:52:11] ion [295/499] has come upon unicron [290/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:20:01 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/14/21 00:35:50] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:07 towards level 45.
[08/14/21 02:42:26] sheu [403/518] has challenged unicron [270/311] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:31:48 is removed from sheu's clock.
[08/14/21 17:02:48] Khorne, washclof, and yano [108/1376] have team battled unicron, Yuhno, and BastelBot [973/1206] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/21 22:18:24] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:35 towards level 45.
[08/15/21 14:22:02] Kritzefitz [40/243] has challenged unicron [252/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/16/21 02:31:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 17:51:38 from level 45.
[08/16/21 14:16:35] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:58 towards level 45.
[08/16/21 19:21:09] canton7, KyloRen, and laama [508/1225] have team battled TimWolla, unicron, and Platonides [961/1256] and lost! 0 days, 04:59:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/21 20:12:31] unicron [174/378] has challenged Gorek [26/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/17/21 23:00:07] pfoley, Algernon, and sid3windr [755/1611] have team battled jjasghar, unicron, and hax404 [978/1161] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/21 04:31:43] szczot3k [229/559] has come upon unicron [48/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:42:33 is removed from szczot3k's clock.
[08/18/21 10:26:47] unicron stole Wolf's level 43 charm while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 16 charm behind, which Wolf then takes.
[08/19/21 03:37:57] t3chn0 [385/511] has come upon unicron [86/402] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:03 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[08/19/21 03:46:23] sheu, yano, and heisenbug [379/1468] have team battled unicron, AlexS, and Drin [1229/1340] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/21 16:30:04] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:26:50 is added to their clock.
[08/21/21 10:18:42] unicron [130/402] has come upon cornfeedhobo [283/340] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/22/21 18:49:14] average [300/499] has challenged unicron [124/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:54:34 is removed from average's clock.
[08/22/21 20:39:19] unicron [61/402] has challenged Finley [92/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/23/21 01:46:50] yano, GyrosGeier, and unicron [942/1249] have team battled Finley, Platonides, and ToHellWithGA [1035/1393] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/21 04:34:28] Kritzefitz [183/380] has challenged unicron [240/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/26/21 07:59:53] shikhin [331/467] has come upon unicron [374/413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:15:05 is added to shikhin's clock.
[08/26/21 13:41:31] texke [381/387] has come upon unicron [299/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:30 is removed from texke's clock.
[08/27/21 03:38:46] unicron [88/413] has come upon MadMan [421/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:41:13 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/28/21 05:46:23] Sombra, unicron, and bobvador [203/1289] have team battled Asara, ion, and jjasghar [766/1309] and lost! 0 days, 09:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/21 16:46:35] sid3windr, ukleinek, and pztrn [1259/1387] have team battled unicron, bagels, and Yarosh [990/1209] and won! 0 days, 00:22:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/21 11:14:15] Nysdar [230/501] has challenged unicron [242/413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[08/30/21 01:47:18] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:12:43 is added to their clock.
[08/30/21 12:36:24] unicron [334/492] has challenged DownAndUp [96/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/31/21 18:11:53] edk [45/700] has challenged unicron [17/492] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from edk's clock.
[08/31/21 18:58:13] misha [139/382] has come upon unicron [422/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:59 is added to misha's clock.
[09/01/21 08:11:13] bagels [318/400] has come upon unicron [149/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:18:15 is removed from bagels's clock.
[09/01/21 22:15:55] Andrio [404/436] has challenged unicron [144/492] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[09/02/21 05:53:16] DownAndUp [96/414] has come upon unicron [447/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:05:28 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[09/02/21 06:40:13] RussellB, Quack, and Acolarh [145/1694] have team battled bookworm, unicron, and Hirion [604/1439] and lost! 1 day, 18:01:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/21 12:58:49] sc, CaseDorsett, and HeavyPodda [1237/1546] have team battled iiriix, crank, and unicron [429/1622] and won! 0 days, 01:52:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/21 15:07:39] unicron, mrmonday, and li [232/1460] have team battled canton7, Affliction, and Disruptor [965/1378] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/21 15:39:44] unicron got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:03:22 from level 48.
[09/02/21 22:29:02] Khorne, unicron, and iiriix [78/1438] have team battled Ankhers, MetaNova, and zankore [473/1392] and lost! 0 days, 19:12:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/21 01:37:37] zankore [61/436] has come upon unicron [281/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:53:49 is added to zankore's clock.
[09/03/21 14:31:29] Koffa [58/508] has come upon unicron [409/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:33:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/03/21 22:18:59] unicron [155/492] has come upon "\@_ [117/434] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:40:58 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/04/21 05:30:02] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:47 towards level 48.
[09/06/21 04:45:10] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:16:58 is added to their clock.
[09/06/21 05:02:24] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:39:40 is added to their clock.
[09/06/21 05:09:02] unicron [124/492] has challenged Oblomov [435/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/07/21 17:09:19] unicron [442/503] has challenged el [453/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/08/21 08:46:24] coding_monk [264/377] has challenged unicron [433/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[09/10/21 07:25:33] Chuck, talisein, and unicron [1375/1512] have team battled zankore, TimWolla, and pyre [1282/1700] and won! 0 days, 12:55:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/21 14:11:30] Covid-19, talisein, and KeboDK [893/1508] have team battled TheSilentLink, caeli, and unicron [1308/1431] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/21 23:36:24] unicron [366/503] has come upon trashcatt [126/357] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:42:13 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/11/21 10:07:01] Feoh [122/150] has challenged unicron [264/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Feoh's clock.
[09/12/21 00:00:05] <P0stMal0ne> [165/316] has challenged unicron [155/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from <P0stMal0ne>'s clock.
[09/13/21 07:51:47] unicron [147/503] has challenged Wolf [69/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:04:14 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/13/21 14:49:06] tomhek, popey, and ion [703/1345] have team battled Plato, The_Decryptor, and unicron [1504/1508] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 17:20:25] Abe, gradator, and tswsl [906/1448] have team battled Cirdan, pwae, and unicron [1235/1494] and lost! 1 day, 20:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/21 00:08:38] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:08:14 is added to their clock.
[09/15/21 14:08:37] unicron [413/503] has challenged d4n13L [243/411] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/16/21 00:32:17] Pingerfowder [149/385] has challenged unicron [108/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Pingerfowder's clock.
[09/16/21 04:14:40] unicron [161/503] has come upon MadMan [192/402] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:47:58 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/17/21 10:49:41] Lord255 [319/393] has challenged unicron [292/503] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[09/17/21 11:22:10] Bahhumbug, Hirion, and t3chn0 [201/1442] have team battled Sombra, unicron, and talisein [30/1525] and won! 0 days, 03:16:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/21 20:19:46] ion [158/550] has challenged unicron [305/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to ion's clock.
[09/30/21 16:08:24] Iines [64/788] has come upon unicron [177/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:53:53 is added to Iines's clock.
[09/30/21 22:56:50] unicron [392/503] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [439/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:22 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/01/21 06:14:54] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:50 towards level 50.
[10/07/21 05:41:54] unicron [226/503] has challenged Wolf [593/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:39 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/07/21 11:18:04] Phil, MadMan, and PiotrekD [1499/1886] have team battled unicron, kline, and MetaNova [1383/1472] and won! 0 days, 00:15:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/21 09:03:48] unicron stole scornn's level 59 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 34 pair of gloves behind, which scornn then takes.
[10/09/21 19:22:25] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:34 towards level 50.
[10/09/21 21:19:32] unicron ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:32 from level 50.
[10/10/21 04:37:16] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:57 towards level 50.
[10/10/21 06:28:14] Vroomfondel, unicron, and Carl [328/1677] have team battled Centrixx, Sokar, and VonToutCourt [627/1529] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/21 07:49:24] unicron set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:05:03 from level 50.
[10/10/21 20:23:21] pztrn, jokajak, and buzel [795/1587] have team battled sc, Carl, and unicron [1666/1961] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/21 21:13:05] unicron [264/525] has challenged O[_] [503/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/13/21 00:03:14] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:38 towards level 51.
[10/14/21 07:04:09] unicron [516/525] has challenged VonToutCourt [331/489] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:09:51 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/14/21 11:50:29] NorthCore [123/172] has challenged unicron [190/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to NorthCore's clock.
[10/15/21 15:23:11] Russell, anarcat, and RanTanRan [788/1779] have team battled Acolarh, unicron, and Hirion [1543/1652] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/21 22:51:37] Visse, Crazycatlady, and rs [137/1447] have team battled BastelBot, unicron, and Lnk [1123/1879] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/21 06:37:41] Aksej [153/366] has come upon unicron [223/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:27 is added to Aksej's clock.
[10/20/21 03:42:58] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:55:49 from level 51.
[10/21/21 05:38:09] xbill [308/776] has challenged unicron [413/525] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:05 is added to xbill's clock.
[10/21/21 11:14:56] Kritzefitz, Bluedog, and gdm [96/2065] have team battled buyoq, TauPan, and unicron [373/1645] and lost! 0 days, 22:12:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/21 13:18:38] unicron was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:37 from level 51.
[10/21/21 19:30:36] gegenschein [88/511] has come upon unicron [155/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:13:47 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[10/22/21 16:49:37] JackyB [404/464] has challenged unicron [245/525] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[10/23/21 00:41:46] Centrixx, bg, and shikhin [1756/1767] have team battled xbill, unicron, and adamus1red [348/1843] and won! 0 days, 02:21:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/21 05:49:56] unicron [447/525] has challenged TauPan [183/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/23/21 22:51:19] Notir [547/566] has challenged unicron [14/525] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:39:51 is removed from Notir's clock.
[10/24/21 16:55:00] Mattusmindus [183/455] has challenged unicron [520/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:46 is added to Mattusmindus's clock.
[10/25/21 06:53:07] hax404 [288/477] has come upon unicron [73/525] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:03:02 is removed from hax404's clock.
[10/27/21 13:04:49] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:25:47 is added to their clock.
[10/27/21 20:30:54] Togra [332/632] has come upon unicron [143/525] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:29:06 is removed from Togra's clock.
[10/29/21 06:34:54] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:26 towards level 52.
[10/29/21 08:54:28] unicron [391/525] has come upon edk [299/799] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:31:44 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/30/21 07:18:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 1 day, 20:20:51 toward level 52.
[10/31/21 04:02:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 12:55:20 toward level 52.
[10/31/21 04:27:21] unicron [206/525] has challenged gegenschein [197/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:16 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/31/21 10:33:38] unicron [357/525] has challenged BastelBot [164/453] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/31/21 13:46:16] AlexS [278/456] has challenged unicron [261/525] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[10/31/21 20:01:37] crank, hiding, and edk [57/2001] have team battled unicron, Scorpio, and Wolf [339/1131] and lost! 0 days, 08:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/21 14:52:18] bananaboat [233/495] has come upon unicron [11/525] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:15:21 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/02/21 22:29:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 6 days, 23:52:03 toward level 53.
[11/03/21 09:35:47] unicron was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:59:56 from level 53.
[11/04/21 19:19:02] blackroot [335/525] has come upon unicron [56/525] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:34:14 is removed from blackroot's clock.
[11/05/21 01:56:30] CompanionCube, MetaNova, and unicron [1762/1785] have team battled munkis, sial, and Paperclip [1002/1430] and won! 0 days, 10:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/21 05:52:16] buyoq [350/790] has challenged unicron [309/525] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:50 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[11/05/21 07:52:23] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:13 towards level 53.
[11/05/21 08:43:53] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:23 towards level 53.
[11/05/21 19:26:27] unicron [164/525] has come upon Faradome [71/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:33:35 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/06/21 03:59:38] Reilly [426/655] has come upon unicron [471/525] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:44:42 is added to Reilly's clock.
[11/06/21 12:34:15] unicron [49/629] has challenged t3chn0 [49/587] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/07/21 07:02:12] Tenedos [261/526] has challenged unicron [431/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:58:16 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[11/08/21 03:20:39] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:47:13 is added to their clock.
[11/08/21 10:19:32] unicron fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! unicron's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/21 23:10:25] unicron [320/617] has challenged edk [719/799] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:06:19 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/09/21 11:48:02] unicron met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:34:54 from level 54.
[11/13/21 20:37:25] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:42:39 towards level 54.
[11/15/21 19:04:49] misha [379/420] has come upon unicron [404/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:10:55 is added to misha's clock.
[11/17/21 22:05:16] pyre, unicron, and xbill [1335/1957] have team battled Alarien, zbe, and Nysdar [1301/1855] and won! 0 days, 00:15:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/21 11:37:59] Covid-19, unicron, and Nechayev [608/1658] have team battled soltys, Makhno, and Visse [394/1368] and won! 1 day, 08:09:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/21 07:04:00] csc2ya [138/643] has challenged unicron [317/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:28:26 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[11/19/21 12:47:29] unicron, Makhno, and gradator [984/1709] have team battled sc, Bolded, and apb [1606/1984] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/21 21:25:18] unicron, di0nysus, and simple [863/1981] have team battled zifnab06, damyan, and freeboson [331/1394] and won! 0 days, 00:27:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/21 11:09:58] unicron [37/617] has challenged buZz [216/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:13:27 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/20/21 19:37:15] mrmonday, unicron, and Nechayev [925/1706] have team battled BastelBot, krin, and Pinkman [20/1585] and won! 0 days, 14:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/21 06:15:54] Makhno [11/464] has come upon unicron [367/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:47 is added to Makhno's clock.
[11/21/21 14:41:00] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:25 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 10:04:53] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:20 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 10:10:27] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:52 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 16:45:25] Gorek [311/731] has come upon unicron [277/617] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:07:59 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[11/22/21 17:11:29] unicron stole Alarien's level 60 charm while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 43 charm behind, which Alarien then takes.
[11/23/21 08:00:33] unicron [391/632] has come upon edk [344/895] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:29:20 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/23/21 22:43:21] unicron [182/632] has come upon cornfeedhobo [139/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:16:09 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/24/21 06:28:06] unicron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:52 from level 54.
[11/24/21 10:43:32] sparogy [37/176] has challenged unicron [60/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to sparogy's clock.
[11/24/21 17:25:12] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:00 towards level 54.
[11/24/21 20:57:55] unicron [232/632] has challenged YeKong [66/453] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:27:32 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/25/21 06:17:11] KaterinaUwU [68/330] has challenged unicron [76/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to KaterinaUwU's clock.
[11/25/21 12:36:40] Syloq [533/547] has challenged unicron [236/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:21 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[11/27/21 10:00:45] muirrum [3/296] has come upon unicron [139/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:36 is added to muirrum's clock.
[11/27/21 18:35:49] muirrum, Nuae, and kenyon [490/1296] have team battled Aksej, SCSi, and unicron [121/1577] and won! 0 days, 02:20:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 01:01:35] unicron burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! unicron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/21 17:53:27] unicron [83/628] has challenged DownAndUp [33/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:15:09 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/06/21 17:21:01] Feltharell [194/343] has challenged unicron [59/628] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[12/06/21 17:32:36] unicron [350/628] has challenged judahnator [327/365] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:31:00 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/06/21 22:12:46] Aelane [130/244] has challenged unicron [231/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Aelane's clock.
[12/08/21 04:31:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 5 days, 19:52:02 toward level 55.
[12/08/21 16:36:32] res0nat0r [48/99] has challenged unicron [577/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to res0nat0r's clock.
[12/09/21 10:38:55] Ungoliant [38/474] has come upon unicron [375/638] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:45 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[12/09/21 21:45:52] MadMan [674/737] has challenged unicron [223/638] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[12/11/21 00:25:06] unicron [259/638] has come upon kinus [36/426] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:00 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/11/21 00:54:01] unicron [94/638] has challenged Feltharell [263/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:43 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/11/21 03:40:26] unicron, Nechayev, and zbe [162/1760] have team battled Hirion, sheu, and O[_] [1698/1872] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/21 04:32:32] unicron [451/638] has challenged nawcom [57/571] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/13/21 09:59:09] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 18:12:53 is added to their clock.
[12/13/21 14:50:29] unicron [213/638] has come upon edk [498/946] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:29:53 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/15/21 03:03:09] unicron [580/638] has come upon Visse [153/398] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:24:06 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/15/21 09:15:36] unicron [277/638] has challenged sbp [417/432] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:31:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/15/21 17:35:34] blabber, krin, and unicron [248/1972] have team battled nyuszika7h, CrashOverride, and Bolded [713/1614] and lost! 1 day, 02:11:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/21 21:07:20] unicron died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:18:44 from level 56.
[12/17/21 17:02:53] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:04 towards level 56.
[12/21/21 08:57:36] VOID [360/665] has come upon unicron [87/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:14:45 is removed from VOID's clock.
[12/21/21 11:21:31] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:54 towards level 56.
[12/22/21 11:53:38] zifnab06 [204/461] has come upon unicron [253/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:14:41 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[12/22/21 15:42:58] unicron [401/635] has come upon RussellB [79/892] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:11:29 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/22/21 21:50:20] unicron, gegenschein, and JamCow [1219/1846] have team battled crank, judahnator, and Xenthys [876/1513] and won! 0 days, 05:21:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/21 10:00:21] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:34 towards level 56.
[12/24/21 16:00:58] unicron [199/668] has challenged Bkid [298/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:13:51 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/27/21 00:05:39] unicron [397/668] has come upon MetaNova [294/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:15:56 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/27/21 11:48:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 11:53:57 from level 56.
[12/27/21 13:14:15] bobvador [89/729] has challenged unicron [303/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:45 is added to bobvador's clock.
[12/27/21 16:14:51] MistahKel [180/847] has challenged unicron [566/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:57:16 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[12/27/21 23:16:13] blackroot [519/531] has challenged unicron [221/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:27:12 is removed from blackroot's clock.
[12/28/21 01:21:29] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:16 towards level 56.
[12/29/21 15:25:09] unicron [214/668] has come upon Haqur [84/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:05:27 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/29/21 18:21:21] unicron [445/668] has come upon zifnab06 [311/461] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:10:48 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/30/21 05:27:29] jjasghar [0/440] has challenged unicron [216/668] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:43:36 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[12/30/21 06:05:58] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:20 from level 56.
[12/30/21 22:56:13] unicron [114/668] has come upon Thorael [349/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:10 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/31/21 09:33:19] omero [45/564] has challenged unicron [517/668] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:12:58 is added to omero's clock.
[12/31/21 14:58:16] unicron [273/668] has come upon gildarts [414/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:32 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/01/22 17:11:35] unicron [193/668] has challenged jaxson [29/467] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/02/22 04:42:15] unicron [334/668] has challenged apb [362/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:45:15 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/03/22 16:50:16] unicron reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! unicron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/22 17:55:13] chiastre, unicron, CompanionCube, and Kritzefitz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/22 14:01:57] unicron got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:31:55 from level 57.
[01/04/22 18:30:42] unicron [516/670] has come upon bsleep [97/689] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:19:56 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/05/22 12:09:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 9 days, 14:15:59 toward level 57.
[01/06/22 00:07:24] Alys, Ungoliant, and Affliction [237/1678] have team battled unicron, crank, and BastelBot [1217/1877] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/22 13:31:18] unicron [97/670] has challenged Psilocybe [115/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:46 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/07/22 14:31:30] unicron [16/670] has challenged cfjk [66/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:18 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/07/22 21:55:04] unicron lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:42 from level 57.
[01/09/22 10:20:55] unicron [448/670] has come upon kenyon [150/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:39:51 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/09/22 21:34:13] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:57:46 is added to their clock.
[01/10/22 04:22:25] unicron [421/670] has come upon Togra [495/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:23:03 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/26/22 22:53:27] unicron [213/670] has come upon omero [129/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/27/22 02:33:52] anarcat, style, and unicron [929/2293] have team battled zifnab06, Grimbeorn, and postikana [117/1198] and won! 0 days, 06:18:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 11:08:17] unicron [23/670] has challenged dwfreed [570/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/27/22 13:58:55] unicron stole Melon's level 44 shield while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 28 shield behind, which Melon then takes.
[02/28/22 03:11:19] unicron [492/684] has challenged yNos [100/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:52 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/28/22 04:50:48] unicron [491/684] has challenged Zaratustra [388/908] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/01/22 00:00:22] Yuhno [449/765] has come upon unicron [647/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:38 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[03/01/22 12:02:06] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:15:49 from level 58.
[03/02/22 01:38:05] A_Dragon, Ecko, and Helystraza [599/1480] have team battled unicron, aqsd, and Tenorman [2051/2124] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/22 03:52:06] brycec, Cirdan, and io [531/2510] have team battled "\@_, unicron, and sc [1471/2346] and lost! 0 days, 06:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/22 16:58:00] unicron met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:23:10 from level 58.
[03/03/22 22:49:23] ZOTTA [258/277] has challenged unicron [214/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[03/03/22 23:29:24] Mattusmindus [719/1126] has challenged unicron [452/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:15:37 is removed from Mattusmindus's clock.
[03/06/22 09:01:15] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:34:19 towards level 58.
[03/06/22 12:41:01] Puff [13/745] has challenged unicron [269/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:23:29 is added to Puff's clock.
[03/08/22 06:52:07] Visse [216/403] has come upon unicron [274/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:05 is added to Visse's clock.
[03/08/22 06:55:59] Visse [317/403] has come upon unicron [309/684] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:24:41 is removed from Visse's clock.
[03/10/22 10:53:58] CompanionCube [207/819] has come upon unicron [605/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:24 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[03/12/22 01:23:50] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:10:58 towards level 58.
[03/14/22 20:48:30] Paganel [406/665] has challenged unicron [238/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:56:51 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[03/15/22 01:55:44] sc, postikana, and cfjk [729/1907] have team battled ToHellWithGA, KeboDK, and unicron [257/2291] and won! 5 days, 06:21:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 06:08:27] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:36 towards level 58.
[03/16/22 09:51:23] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:23 towards level 58.
[03/17/22 04:29:55] kzootech, signofzeta, and Al-bot [1299/1338] have team battled ChowderKeg, bookworm, and unicron [74/2062] and won! 0 days, 00:32:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/22 22:03:00] heisenbug [379/541] has challenged unicron [226/684] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:07:21 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/18/22 23:09:50] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:15:05 is added to their clock.
[03/19/22 02:08:39] ion [698/708] has challenged unicron [538/684] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:05:23 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/19/22 02:08:39] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped their level 60 charm! ion picks it up, tossing their old level 41 charm to unicron.
[03/19/22 02:41:09] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:46 towards level 58.
[03/20/22 07:24:14] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:59 from level 58.
[03/26/22 04:01:54] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:22 towards level 58.
[03/26/22 12:03:53] opcode, unicron, and Fenrik [554/1897] have team battled tswsl, nyuszika7h, and Wolf [177/1980] and won! 0 days, 00:29:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/22 00:51:28] unicron [285/667] has challenged talisein [562/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:09:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/27/22 08:16:16] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:10:22 is added to their clock.
[03/30/22 18:46:06] unicron [464/667] has challenged Asara [11/475] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/30/22 23:07:38] unicron [99/667] has come upon idleevil [160/281] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:22:19 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/31/22 05:22:42] unicron stole Mattusmindus's level 68 helm while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 43 helm behind, which Mattusmindus then takes.
[04/01/22 04:21:26] Alarien, unicron, and cadfael [10/2021] have team battled bananaboat, opcode, and t3chn0 [955/1618] and lost! 5 days, 02:09:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/22 15:18:43] unicron [177/690] has challenged cation [127/274] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:50:47 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/02/22 23:11:48] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:18:27 towards level 59.
[04/03/22 07:15:45] unicron got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:53:44 from level 59.
[04/04/22 21:48:41] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:55:39 towards level 59.
[04/05/22 10:28:33] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:46:29 from level 59.
[04/07/22 07:05:15] unicron [604/690] has challenged nyuszika7h [130/655] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:07:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/07/22 09:08:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 03:34:53 from level 59.
[04/07/22 10:04:18] idleneutral [46/329] has come upon unicron [472/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:26 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[04/08/22 07:48:15] zcy [68/272] has challenged unicron [392/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to zcy's clock.
[04/08/22 09:26:57] cremefresh [262/759] has come upon unicron [121/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:47:21 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[04/09/22 10:15:02] unicron [310/690] has challenged pasquale [66/312] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:08:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/09/22 17:16:21] caeli [866/895] has challenged unicron [554/690] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:11:04 is removed from caeli's clock.
[04/09/22 22:17:18] pwae [593/621] has challenged unicron [439/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:57:15 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/12/22 05:11:02] SCSi [148/524] has challenged unicron [411/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:13 is added to SCSi's clock.
[04/13/22 06:05:36] unicron was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:18:10 from level 59.
[04/14/22 13:26:41] unicron [527/690] has challenged CrashOverride [43/731] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:44:19 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/15/22 16:12:17] Ankhers, MetaNova, and canton7 [768/1804] have team battled GyrosGeier, unicron, and krin [1099/2215] and lost! 4 days, 13:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/22 17:41:23] adamus1red, unicron, Carl, and Omega have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/22 08:14:21] unicron bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:13:27 from level 59.
[04/19/22 15:29:04] unicron [170/690] has come upon Jens [402/435] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:22:39 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/19/22 15:39:27] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:33 towards level 59.
[04/20/22 05:28:11] ahmubashshir, unicron, and SCSi [606/1655] have team battled Alys, bookworm, and jaxson [37/1818] and won! 0 days, 00:34:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/22 06:44:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 1 day, 06:42:05 toward level 59.
[04/20/22 14:44:22] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:02:54 is added to their clock.
[04/20/22 15:35:01] DrinkyBird [288/830] has come upon unicron [147/690] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/21/22 11:00:19] unicron [461/690] has challenged buyoq [649/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:03:23 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/21/22 20:25:10] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:39 towards level 59.
[04/22/22 15:05:47] Pricey [341/585] has challenged unicron [461/690] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Pricey's clock.
[04/23/22 02:45:58] caeli [721/900] has come upon unicron [159/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:42:10 is removed from caeli's clock.
[04/23/22 16:19:48] anarcat, apb, and thatmint [1805/2451] have team battled Ecko, hax404, and unicron [1108/1569] and won! 0 days, 20:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/22 20:59:54] hax404 [274/451] has come upon unicron [214/690] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:44:43 is removed from hax404's clock.
[04/24/22 08:52:55] misha, Hex, and CompanionCube [330/1902] have team battled unicron, Togra, and Yarosh [209/1915] and won! 1 day, 01:17:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 10:15:38] TimWolla, blackroot, and texke [1890/2091] have team battled sam, h00k, and unicron [1322/1667] and won! 2 days, 01:52:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 20:41:49] Theleveler [331/673] has come upon unicron [273/690] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:02:30 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[04/26/22 23:23:09] drahthaar [386/577] has come upon unicron [473/690] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:53:08 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[04/27/22 05:04:15] pasquale [149/485] has come upon unicron [82/690] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:16:53 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[04/27/22 18:26:06] unicron [559/690] has come upon Andrio [558/583] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:15:30 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/28/22 00:15:23] CornFly, buyoq, and unicron [588/2131] have team battled nyuszika7h, fstrelok, and Nechayev [1273/1528] and lost! 0 days, 13:37:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/22 17:20:54] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:45 towards level 59.
[04/30/22 22:36:32] Alarien [9/628] has come upon unicron [272/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:19 is added to Alarien's clock.
[05/01/22 03:08:34] golgy [329/590] has come upon unicron [666/690] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:51:34 is added to golgy's clock.
[05/01/22 06:24:29] jacob1 [573/965] has come upon unicron [211/690] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:18:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/03/22 00:40:48] unicron [547/690] has challenged nya [596/762] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/04/22 05:02:25] unicron [347/690] has challenged soltys [341/667] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:17:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/04/22 10:32:07] Acolarh, dwfreed, and Sokar [491/2295] have team battled Xenthys, unicron, and washclof [1234/2413] and lost! 3 days, 06:29:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/22 18:31:01] pants [878/914] has come upon unicron [478/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:54:45 is removed from pants's clock.
[05/05/22 05:47:58] unicron learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:05:29 towards level 60.
[05/07/22 16:55:31] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:51:48 towards level 60.
[05/07/22 19:30:16] unicron, Gorek, JamCow, and JackyB have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/22 02:50:09] Asara [255/508] has come upon unicron [396/690] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:18:26 is added to Asara's clock.
[05/08/22 03:25:46] texke [120/718] has challenged unicron [498/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:45:44 is added to texke's clock.
[05/11/22 16:32:07] tswsl [337/534] has come upon unicron [250/690] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:03:16 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[05/12/22 11:38:06] unicron, yano, and Andrio [952/1977] have team battled io, Acolarh, and xbill [819/2520] and won! 3 days, 15:19:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/22 17:47:59] unicron [138/690] has challenged Lenny_ [384/539] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:26:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/13/22 05:29:09] Alarien, unicron, and Feltharell [1100/2056] have team battled HellSpawn, t3chn0, and jacob1 [2193/2818] and lost! 2 days, 07:27:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/22 11:16:53] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:33 towards level 60.
[06/12/22 15:49:41] cfjk [115/553] has come upon unicron [141/690] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:03:18 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/13/22 21:21:07] HellSpawn, simple, and unicron [782/2644] have team battled tswsl, Drin, and Covid-19 [514/1812] and won! 2 days, 05:39:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/22 18:20:50] Geoff [543/596] has come upon unicron [373/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:53:05 is removed from Geoff's clock.
[06/15/22 14:04:34] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:21:42 is added to their clock.
[06/15/22 15:28:17] unicron [333/690] has challenged Misza [632/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:58:22 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/16/22 02:50:12] starlink, cornfeedhobo, and Togra [373/2163] have team battled xbill, unicron, and herald [2224/2397] and lost! 0 days, 23:07:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 04:35:45] Tabmow, unicron, and d4n13L [365/1747] have team battled Affliction, allo, and Asara [1444/1874] and lost! 0 days, 06:22:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 07:04:19] JigmeDatse, zankore, and kenyon [1678/2539] have team battled Alarien, unicron, and V [1903/2005] and lost! 1 day, 13:01:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 06:36:10] unicron [393/690] has challenged Xenthys [437/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:52:10 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/18/22 12:00:41] Cah [10/409] has challenged unicron [201/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Cah's clock.
[06/19/22 05:47:20] Aelane [359/702] has challenged unicron [317/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:44 is removed from Aelane's clock.
[06/20/22 18:05:01] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:44:02 is added to their clock.
[06/20/22 18:53:54] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:19 towards level 60.
[06/21/22 13:23:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 2 days, 09:42:04 toward level 60.
[06/22/22 11:30:13] unicron [632/690] has come upon Thorael [51/1034] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:17:57 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/22/22 12:25:18] ChowderKeg [405/715] has come upon unicron [187/690] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:21:29 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[06/22/22 15:31:06] unicron, bookworm, and tswsl [299/1915] have team battled sam, Xenthys, and CodeGeek [2237/2554] and lost! 0 days, 06:51:40 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/22 15:39:23] unicron, buyoq, and sc [2104/2611] have team battled womblecat, Forud, and pasquale [2117/2462] and lost! 0 days, 08:12:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/22 01:08:07] TimWolla [482/772] has come upon unicron [399/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:34:16 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[06/24/22 16:53:28] unicron [409/690] has challenged RussellB [396/835] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/25/22 07:25:42] unicron, CodeGeek, eroc1990, and Aelane have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/22 23:01:58] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:34:12 towards level 61.
[06/27/22 13:42:00] zifnab06 [526/831] has come upon unicron [222/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:19:23 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[06/27/22 13:42:00] zifnab06 has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 4 days, 23:32:02 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/28/22 02:31:25] unicron [3/690] has challenged DrinkyBird [402/898] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:13:43 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/28/22 03:40:15] apb [868/929] has challenged unicron [604/690] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/28/22 11:22:53] Sokar, csc2ya, and unicron [1329/2078] have team battled RussellB, shikhin, and MadMan [1291/2133] and won! 1 day, 00:42:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/22 12:18:01] unicron, hax404, and golgy [1503/1906] have team battled TauPan, postikana, and Aksej [1114/1836] and won! 1 day, 14:12:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 22:12:46] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:22 towards level 61.
[07/01/22 05:51:11] unicron [111/690] has challenged Vigrid [268/492] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:08:21 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/01/22 22:41:01] launchd, yano, and unicron [799/1784] have team battled bobvador, kptr, and SuzakuMedli [712/1639] and won! 0 days, 05:43:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/22 00:41:07] unicron was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:30:58 from level 61.
[07/03/22 10:21:02] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:47 towards level 61.
[07/04/22 08:06:25] nyuszika7h [574/705] has challenged unicron [178/690] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:19:24 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[07/04/22 21:20:37] unicron stole hax404's level 67 ring while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 54 ring behind, which hax404 then takes.
[07/06/22 15:56:47] heisenbug [515/556] has come upon unicron [262/702] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:07:58 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/06/22 16:23:40] SCSi [96/597] has come upon unicron [568/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:06:12 is added to SCSi's clock.
[07/07/22 11:30:20] SSLbits [465/520] has come upon unicron [194/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:10:34 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/09/22 05:27:39] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 01:22:49 is added to their clock.
[07/09/22 19:23:31] Althair [8/46] has challenged unicron [395/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Althair's clock.
[07/10/22 01:37:35] EddieT137 [618/684] has challenged unicron [490/702] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[07/10/22 07:38:25] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:32:40 towards level 61.
[07/11/22 18:40:53] EddieT137 [266/684] has come upon unicron [522/702] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:06:21 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[07/12/22 02:10:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 4 days, 01:27:22 toward level 61.
[07/12/22 07:23:29] unicron [461/702] has come upon Feltharell [673/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:41:04 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/12/22 16:48:02] unicron [525/702] has challenged jayvee [398/742] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:58:23 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/12/22 19:48:38] Lnk [566/732] has challenged unicron [311/702] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:51:21 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[07/13/22 00:23:02] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:07 towards level 61.
[07/13/22 07:03:51] unicron [283/702] has come upon Malvolio [353/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:47 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/13/22 08:51:21] MrMagoo [206/675] has challenged unicron [635/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:38:43 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[07/13/22 09:25:57] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:10 towards level 61.
[07/13/22 19:53:38] Silvanus_Betrium [94/593] has challenged unicron [432/702] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:46:55 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[07/15/22 11:07:17] allo [46/644] has come upon unicron [373/702] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:07:10 is added to allo's clock.
[07/16/22 19:17:06] blabber [685/843] has come upon unicron [65/702] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:13:23 is removed from blabber's clock.
[07/17/22 01:07:01] unicron, StalkR, and ephemer0l [151/2109] have team battled JamCow, CornFly, and MrMagoo [1223/2082] and lost! 1 day, 06:02:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/22 02:54:50] Crazycatlady, Techman, and unicron [2146/2346] have team battled dyvonna, washclof, and contyk [1581/1966] and won! 1 day, 11:41:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/22 19:13:14] unicron [80/702] has challenged Psilocybe [727/1061] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:22:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/18/22 05:11:36] unicron [292/702] has come upon Sorin [182/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:11:01 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/18/22 06:06:05] unicron [209/702] has come upon Sorin [196/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:11 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/19/22 00:19:22] Paganel [257/669] has challenged unicron [0/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:42 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[07/20/22 04:34:29] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:01 towards level 61.
[07/20/22 22:18:56] pfoley, unicron, Gorek, and Beefcan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/22 08:24:55] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:15 towards level 61.
[07/21/22 14:44:50] unicron [29/702] has challenged heisenbug [413/551] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/21/22 20:32:35] yano [605/728] has come upon unicron [166/702] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:07:25 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/22/22 12:59:55] t3chn0 [365/902] has come upon unicron [312/702] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:35:22 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[07/23/22 09:30:23] unicron [41/712] has come upon StalkR [710/732] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:00:32 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/23/22 18:57:41] Aksej [343/574] has come upon unicron [698/712] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:18:02 is added to Aksej's clock.
[07/23/22 20:02:38] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:04:45 towards level 62.
[07/24/22 15:47:17] drahthaar [288/605] has challenged unicron [86/712] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:49:01 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[07/24/22 19:00:48] unicron was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:28:27 from level 62.
[07/24/22 20:38:46] spex [48/785] has come upon unicron [184/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:52:02 is added to spex's clock.
[07/25/22 16:43:58] Wolf [197/809] has come upon unicron [297/712] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:21:55 is added to Wolf's clock.
[07/25/22 18:52:59] washclof [581/962] has challenged unicron [573/712] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:42:53 is removed from washclof's clock.
[07/26/22 10:56:18] unicron [693/712] has challenged fstrelok [3/348] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:09:18 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/27/22 09:01:00] bobvador [310/895] has challenged unicron [319/712] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:48:56 is added to bobvador's clock.
[07/27/22 09:37:17] unicron, idlegood, blackroot, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/22 17:17:51] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:01:47 towards level 62.
[07/28/22 10:43:49] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:44:50 towards level 62.
[07/31/22 12:50:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 7 days, 16:23:43 toward level 62.
[08/01/22 07:20:05] anarcat [611/1160] has challenged unicron [446/712] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[08/01/22 11:27:15] unicron EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:26:30 from level 62.
[08/01/22 12:38:00] unicron [408/712] has come upon Aksej [29/574] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:21:53 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/02/22 05:19:57] Misza [278/965] has come upon unicron [198/712] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:11:17 is removed from Misza's clock.
[08/02/22 12:31:19] unicron [701/712] has challenged HeavyPodda [397/603] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:15:18 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/02/22 22:33:30] unicron [109/712] has challenged Aksej [467/575] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:08:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/03/22 03:03:32] unicron burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! unicron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/22 09:35:44] MetaNova [158/507] has challenged unicron [267/705] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:25:33 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[08/05/22 02:47:28] Omega [5/1018] has come upon unicron [612/705] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:13:38 is added to Omega's clock.
[08/05/22 23:40:16] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:26:09 is added to their clock.
[08/06/22 14:47:43] SirNeo [0/1] has challenged unicron [268/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[08/06/22 15:28:33] unicron [529/705] has come upon Omega [645/1036] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:25:03 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/08/22 13:08:50] yNos, SCSi, and <rainchick> [342/1731] have team battled unicron, MetaNova, and TimeWarp [404/1883] and lost! 0 days, 14:08:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/22 13:58:48] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:22 towards level 62.
[08/08/22 21:04:04] pyre [496/894] has come upon unicron [232/705] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:31:22 is removed from pyre's clock.
[08/09/22 16:19:09] vegadark, unicron, and brycec [317/2538] have team battled A_Dragon, damyan, and fstrelok [1394/1819] and lost! 1 day, 06:18:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/22 20:15:35] vectr0n [87/625] has come upon unicron [463/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:29:02 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[10/12/22 08:59:28] kzootech, Jens, and Algernon [1160/1906] have team battled unicron, kptr, and Centrixx [439/2059] and won! 2 days, 16:00:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/22 14:27:52] unicron [661/705] has challenged TimWolla [400/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:47:06 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/13/22 16:47:54] Russell [871/1017] has come upon unicron [228/705] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:31:40 is removed from Russell's clock.
[10/13/22 18:50:18] unicron, TheSilentLink, and JamCow [2012/2268] have team battled MadMan, Drin, and simple [105/2045] and won! 0 days, 15:05:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/22 21:07:36] unicron fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:00 from level 62.
[10/15/22 06:40:59] starlink, allo, and bsleep [2229/2291] have team battled nowz, ukleinek, and unicron [1386/1616] and won! 0 days, 04:23:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 00:09:13] bsleep [1/948] has challenged unicron [127/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to bsleep's clock.
[10/16/22 09:33:38] unicron [656/705] has challenged pasquale [76/963] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:28 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/18/22 06:04:14] bananaboat [245/823] has come upon unicron [4/705] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:22:13 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/18/22 08:29:43] noex [370/448] has come upon unicron [99/705] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:41 is removed from noex's clock.
[10/18/22 16:30:42] unicron was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:25:04 from level 63.
[10/19/22 20:01:16] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:50:09 towards level 63.
[10/23/22 07:20:04] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:10:33 towards level 63.
[10/23/22 21:09:58] unicron learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:50 towards level 63.
[10/25/22 13:15:33] freeboson [464/919] has challenged unicron [280/705] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:08:07 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/25/22 16:16:10] tomhek [217/843] has challenged unicron [584/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:41:09 is added to tomhek's clock.
[10/26/22 23:22:24] unicron [590/705] has challenged Hex [292/630] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:16:04 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/27/22 05:24:30] CrashOverride, zcy, and unicron [2100/2217] have team battled megubyte, womblecat, and starlink [905/2419] and won! 2 days, 06:53:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/22 13:51:42] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:34 towards level 63.
[10/28/22 05:08:42] unicron died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:35:19 from level 63.
[10/28/22 20:35:04] xbill [188/943] has come upon unicron [643/705] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:19:51 is added to xbill's clock.
[10/29/22 02:42:37] ion, judahnator, and cfjk [406/1977] have team battled launchd, unicron, and Covid-19 [1481/2263] and lost! 0 days, 09:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/22 04:32:54] CrashOverride [738/861] has challenged unicron [53/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:56:22 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[11/01/22 13:56:21] StalkR, d4n13L, and unicron [314/2046] have team battled thornrag, Minus, and binaryhermit [1564/2063] and lost! 1 day, 17:25:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/22 07:25:42] unicron [447/705] has come upon jaxson [0/528] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:45:59 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/03/22 04:51:27] Bolded, pfoley, and CodeGeek [277/2625] have team battled Gorek, unicron, and apb [2230/2531] and lost! 0 days, 23:42:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/22 12:55:29] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:55 towards level 63.
[11/03/22 17:59:11] unicron [17/705] has challenged cfjk [151/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:07:31 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/03/22 21:29:36] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:55 towards level 63.
[11/03/22 22:26:55] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:25:47 towards level 63.
[11/05/22 06:41:13] linear, enteral, and BastelBot [67/1268] have team battled bg, bsleep, and unicron [2031/2733] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/22 18:39:26] washclof [944/1061] has come upon unicron [703/705] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:51:54 is removed from washclof's clock.
[11/23/22 18:39:26] washclof has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:54:51 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/25/22 11:49:28] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:23:06 from level 63.
[11/28/22 01:05:40] Aksej, tomhek, and CrashOverride [1324/2363] have team battled Cockatrice, unicron, and wowbagger [1496/1881] and lost! 0 days, 14:49:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/22 19:13:47] AlexS [438/513] has challenged unicron [117/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:03:07 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[11/29/22 07:23:46] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:08 towards level 63.
[11/30/22 20:09:50] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:23 towards level 63.
[12/01/22 03:26:08] tenkuu [1/54] has challenged unicron [577/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to tenkuu's clock.
[12/01/22 12:03:18] MrMagoo, unicron, and spex [334/2463] have team battled Tuxx, AlexS, and Ecko [1756/1808] and lost! 0 days, 06:36:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/22 14:44:05] el [331/695] has come upon unicron [696/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:52:40 is added to el's clock.
[12/02/22 18:36:11] unicron [395/705] has challenged pfoley [172/772] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:27:20 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/03/22 02:14:43] unicron [668/705] has challenged nowz [175/454] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:02:25 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/03/22 04:14:46] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:52:22 towards level 64.
[12/03/22 05:30:28] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:35:14 towards level 64.
[12/03/22 08:10:21] Wolf [519/811] has come upon unicron [577/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:24:55 is added to Wolf's clock.
[12/05/22 19:57:42] unicron had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:07:55 from level 64.
[12/05/22 22:50:41] apb, CrashOverride, and unicron [1952/2494] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, drahthaar, and Stevland [2409/2720] and lost! 6 days, 00:53:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/22 09:29:42] dwfreed [309/1147] has come upon unicron [468/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:19 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/08/22 16:09:13] sky [334/886] has challenged unicron [569/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:25:37 is added to sky's clock.
[12/09/22 15:15:49] binaryhermit [229/587] has challenged unicron [105/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from binaryhermit's clock.
[12/09/22 15:15:49] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped their level 107 tunic! binaryhermit picks it up, tossing their old level 45 tunic to unicron.
[12/10/22 15:14:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 6 days, 08:31:54 toward level 64.
[12/10/22 19:57:15] muirrum, unicron, and TimeWarp [1340/1918] have team battled blabber, HellSpawn, and Minus [522/2825] and won! 0 days, 02:22:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/22 13:47:38] unicron learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:16 towards level 64.
[12/11/22 19:26:12] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 15:35:25 is added to their clock.
[12/12/22 01:30:43] zbe, unicron, and yano [2471/2491] have team battled damyan, GilbertErik, and Chuck [1698/2143] and won! 0 days, 09:11:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/22 14:27:40] AlinConstantin, unicron, Carl, and Khorne have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/23 05:37:49] nawcom [252/550] has come upon unicron [430/649] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:55:05 is added to nawcom's clock.
[01/01/23 10:01:44] canton7 [748/817] has come upon unicron [575/649] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:59:30 is removed from canton7's clock.
[01/01/23 10:48:18] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:14:58 towards level 64.
[01/01/23 20:45:34] CornFly [570/683] has come upon unicron [280/649] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:24:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/02/23 10:46:11] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:49:26 is added to their clock.
[01/05/23 23:18:20] pwae [640/743] has come upon unicron [277/649] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:34:44 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/07/23 12:58:46] jacob1 [331/1042] has challenged unicron [566/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:39 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/08/23 07:02:53] tsr [489/725] has challenged unicron [402/649] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:49:19 is removed from tsr's clock.
[01/08/23 10:04:49] GilbertErik [320/766] has challenged unicron [186/649] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[01/08/23 12:37:45] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:37:10 towards level 64.
[01/10/23 12:15:18] _sh [140/801] has challenged unicron [60/649] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:35:34 is removed from _sh's clock.
[01/10/23 17:22:24] eising, spex, and unicron [407/2584] have team battled n0ssh, mordac, and heisenbug [391/1930] and won! 0 days, 08:19:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/23 19:35:40] gdm [337/543] has come upon unicron [94/649] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:28:54 is removed from gdm's clock.
[01/14/23 02:41:35] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:42 towards level 64.
[01/14/23 11:28:45] Drin [423/758] has come upon unicron [126/649] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:07:36 is removed from Drin's clock.
[01/14/23 13:32:21] buzel, pyre, and enteral [878/2263] have team battled unicron, achin, and ion [830/2292] and won! 2 days, 20:11:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/23 16:05:18] Tenedos [285/565] has challenged unicron [26/649] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from Tenedos's clock.
[01/16/23 01:12:29] unicron fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! unicron's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/23 04:01:13] unicron learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:15 towards level 64.
[01/17/23 10:41:52] SSLbits, contyk, and elf [1207/2051] have team battled unicron, Susumurata, and solarsparq [920/2052] and won! 0 days, 00:24:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/23 05:55:22] allo, Fehu, and drahthaar [830/2505] have team battled gegenschein, unicron, and Kurenai [1543/2577] and lost! 2 days, 17:52:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/23 03:21:33] Sherpard2, Misza, and unicron [902/2357] have team battled Clarth, crank, and Dan [587/1623] and won! 0 days, 05:30:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/23 01:23:53] unicron [47/655] has challenged Nysdar [115/546] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/20/23 01:38:44] unicron was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:24:19 from level 65.
[01/21/23 00:09:15] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:11:47 towards level 65.
[01/21/23 03:52:22] buzel, cornfeedhobo, and BastelBot [640/2190] have team battled pyre, Sario, and unicron [1534/2187] and lost! 6 days, 13:18:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 16:41:39] unicron [95/655] has come upon Matthew [192/577] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:44:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/22/23 04:12:17] Gangsterish [216/256] has challenged unicron [304/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Gangsterish's clock.
[01/23/23 06:43:40] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:13:48 towards level 65.
[01/23/23 23:01:55] slim [481/502] has come upon unicron [104/655] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:27:17 is removed from slim's clock.
[01/25/23 12:53:53] unicron got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:25:19 from level 65.
[01/25/23 14:28:54] EddieT137, unicron, and kenyon [1057/2579] have team battled pyre, muirrum, and Chuck [1842/1929] and lost! 5 days, 13:41:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 17:14:14] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:26:53 towards level 65.
[01/25/23 18:48:38] nya, unicron, and xbill [704/2864] have team battled Faradome, Minus, and signofzeta [122/2456] and won! 5 days, 13:47:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/23 13:11:45] unicron [208/658] has come upon tmberg [213/677] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:59:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/26/23 16:12:10] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:13:13 from level 65.
[01/26/23 23:08:20] herald, sam, and crysis [2193/2423] have team battled unicron, muirrum, and kinus [1548/1579] and won! 4 days, 04:49:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/23 01:32:36] unicron [636/658] has come upon SuzakuMedli [185/887] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:38:49 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/29/23 02:26:49] brycec, dwfreed, and unicron [1470/3099] have team battled ufo-piloot, MetaNova, and Sherpard2 [1300/1941] and won! 0 days, 06:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/23 05:26:25] keepermurph [1/562] has challenged unicron [322/658] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[01/29/23 12:04:02] unicron [344/658] has come upon wollu [159/386] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:38:50 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/30/23 07:49:13] nowz [75/501] has come upon unicron [421/658] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:28:28 is added to nowz's clock.
[01/30/23 20:08:15] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:50 towards level 65.
[01/31/23 20:53:49] unicron was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:47:54 from level 65.
[02/01/23 13:17:00] unicron [418/658] has challenged Omega [525/1032] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:38:03 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/01/23 13:50:28] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:04:55 towards level 65.
[02/03/23 19:30:21] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 23:55:52 is added to their clock.
[02/04/23 16:00:44] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:06:49 towards level 65.
[02/05/23 13:12:18] jacob1 [163/1058] has come upon unicron [389/658] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:47:55 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/06/23 05:54:29] dwfreed [64/1142] has come upon unicron [635/658] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:33:14 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/06/23 06:01:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 4 days, 20:06:47 toward level 65.
[02/06/23 15:40:00] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:14 towards level 65.
[02/06/23 19:49:55] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:51:43 is added to their clock.
[02/08/23 04:26:56] h00k [317/525] has come upon unicron [561/658] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:55:44 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/08/23 12:41:24] unicron got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:31:12 from level 65.
[02/09/23 14:56:49] unicron [333/658] has challenged slim [38/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:40:22 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/11/23 13:24:43] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:03 towards level 65.
[02/11/23 22:53:25] Fehu [410/589] has come upon unicron [623/669] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:07:26 is added to Fehu's clock.
[02/12/23 14:39:25] unicron was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:36 from level 65.
[02/13/23 06:57:56] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:00:36 is added to their clock.
[02/16/23 22:31:19] sc [96/817] has challenged unicron [610/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:11 is added to sc's clock.
[02/17/23 06:17:05] Drin [11/747] has come upon unicron [350/669] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:45:22 is added to Drin's clock.
[02/17/23 07:01:45] SirBummelz [742/861] has come upon unicron [393/669] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:40:28 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[02/17/23 07:32:52] SirBummelz [565/861] has come upon unicron [177/669] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:12:13 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[02/17/23 16:42:19] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:01 towards level 65.
[02/17/23 20:42:04] Thorael, scumola, and unicron [106/2254] have team battled CrashOverride, Affliction, and zbe [1684/2796] and lost! 1 day, 22:05:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/23 02:41:26] Nysdar [688/876] has challenged unicron [313/669] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:27:07 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[02/20/23 17:10:40] washclof [1019/1080] has come upon unicron [435/669] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:50:24 is removed from washclof's clock.
[02/21/23 00:50:57] unicron [380/669] has challenged alexlehm [246/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:01:54 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/21/23 12:47:02] Drin [197/747] has come upon unicron [254/669] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:03:59 is added to Drin's clock.
[02/22/23 02:15:47] allo [659/777] has come upon unicron [641/669] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:37:16 is removed from allo's clock.
[02/22/23 03:56:52] hax404 [414/485] has challenged unicron [26/669] in combat and won! 15 days, 11:14:14 is removed from hax404's clock.
[02/22/23 10:16:05] HeavyPodda [379/651] has come upon unicron [37/669] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:25 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/22/23 18:59:56] unicron [61/669] has challenged toxicfem69 [169/191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/22/23 20:00:08] TauPan [327/907] has challenged unicron [116/669] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:46:54 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/24/23 09:10:21] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:40 towards level 65.
[02/24/23 09:55:51] CompanionCube, unicron, and ChowderKeg [2102/2222] have team battled canton7, alexlehm, and Drin [1606/1906] and won! 0 days, 20:25:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/23 02:45:22] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:19 towards level 65.
[02/25/23 09:20:09] anarcat, DontEvenPeek, and CodeB [367/2129] have team battled unicron, Chuck, and sc [662/2170] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/23 19:01:05] crank [175/628] has come upon unicron [387/675] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:26:11 is added to crank's clock.
[02/26/23 06:59:03] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:55 from level 65.
[02/26/23 20:28:25] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:48 towards level 65.
[02/27/23 03:42:41] unicron [261/675] has come upon MetaNova [523/752] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/27/23 04:22:01] heisenbug, BastelBot, and pyre [1100/2305] have team battled Kurenai, unicron, and bsleep [89/2938] and won! 2 days, 00:17:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/23 16:00:49] unicron [72/675] has challenged BastelBot [482/765] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/28/23 02:30:00] yano [929/1133] has come upon unicron [264/675] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:42:46 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/28/23 06:11:13] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:35:36 towards level 66.
[03/01/23 13:07:58] xbill [947/1037] has come upon unicron [288/675] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:12:37 is removed from xbill's clock.
[03/02/23 12:16:42] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 02:08:12 is added to their clock.
[03/02/23 12:16:45] Omega, Przemek, and d4n13L [754/1816] have team battled unicron, Koffa, and thatmint [1031/1822] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/23 12:43:02] Nuae [660/848] has come upon unicron [213/675] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:30:47 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[03/02/23 12:43:02] Nuae has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:13:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/03/23 14:41:11] unicron [5/675] has challenged tsr [334/725] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:09:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/03/23 15:41:23] gradator [72/524] has challenged unicron [602/675] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:22:54 is added to gradator's clock.
[03/04/23 04:32:18] Jens, V, and damyan [586/2208] have team battled pants, unicron, and Ecko [1398/2799] and lost! 0 days, 11:14:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/23 17:46:43] unicron [114/675] has challenged jayvee [139/1038] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:26:34 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/05/23 08:49:44] unicron [269/675] has challenged rawgreaze [117/1013] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:19:53 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/07/23 02:42:43] unicron left their weapon out in the rain to rust! unicron's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/08/23 11:25:28] unicron [320/658] has come upon Zaratustra [429/755] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:55:55 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/09/23 01:17:36] Acolarh [453/943] has come upon unicron [499/658] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:32:10 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[03/09/23 16:10:52] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:06:31 towards level 66.
[03/10/23 22:15:58] postikana [307/504] has challenged unicron [393/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:07 is added to postikana's clock.
[03/11/23 19:20:18] unicron [54/658] has come upon drahthaar [718/1227] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:08:37 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/12/23 16:24:03] dyvonna [60/1010] has come upon unicron [476/658] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:18:06 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[03/12/23 21:39:57] unicron [493/658] has challenged Koffa [22/632] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:03:01 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/12/23 22:11:40] unicron [339/658] has come upon ukleinek [510/566] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:27:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/13/23 07:44:59] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:33:30 towards level 66.
[03/15/23 14:00:13] Cirdan, buzel, and Kachin [1129/2759] have team battled HellSpawn, kenyon, and unicron [1978/2538] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 16:20:34] yNos, unicron, Ecko, and laama have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/23 23:00:24] Notir [592/1098] has challenged unicron [576/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:14:34 is removed from Notir's clock.
[03/17/23 06:34:15] ukleinek, kptr, and Wolf [1018/1912] have team battled Notir, unicron, and pants [1052/2967] and lost! 0 days, 16:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 19:41:01] washclof, unicron, and tomgus1 [604/2293] have team battled Abe, herald, and Affliction [1413/1987] and lost! 2 days, 11:44:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/23 03:23:30] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:52:21 from level 66.
[03/18/23 16:09:07] bsleep [118/1332] has challenged unicron [336/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:25 is added to bsleep's clock.
[03/18/23 23:10:33] apb [616/977] has challenged unicron [112/658] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:40:19 is removed from apb's clock.
[03/20/23 08:16:00] caeli, dwfreed, and unicron [537/2589] have team battled t3chn0, bookworm, and Cockatrice [91/2470] and won! 3 days, 05:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 19:15:06] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:57:02 towards level 66.
[03/21/23 09:22:36] unicron [130/658] has challenged gusto [130/641] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:09:30 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/21/23 10:41:28] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:16:11 from level 66.
[03/23/23 07:59:04] unicron [20/658] has come upon munkis [423/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:51:05 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/23/23 08:32:38] unicron [41/658] has challenged scumola [333/871] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:15:51 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/23/23 10:57:02] unicron fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:26:59 from level 66.
[03/24/23 05:37:09] unicron [429/658] has challenged Jens [123/604] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:38:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/25/23 12:21:43] Mat, exergy, and Paganel [152/1437] have team battled unicron, Forud, and binaryhermit [1923/2450] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/23 17:15:37] damyan, unicron, alexlehm, and Przemek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/23 03:46:54] postikana [10/504] has challenged unicron [575/658] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:00:44 is added to postikana's clock.
[03/26/23 03:56:00] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:56 towards level 66.
[03/26/23 04:47:08] unicron [485/658] has challenged Destruia [71/760] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:22:01 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/26/23 14:26:36] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:14:47 towards level 66.
[03/26/23 14:49:13] unicron [626/658] has challenged Affliction [154/658] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:34:02 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/27/23 03:59:57] apb, allo, and jacquesssss [328/2097] have team battled bobvador, unicron, and Yarosh [1721/2242] and lost! 0 days, 18:26:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/23 14:52:08] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:55 from level 66.
[03/27/23 20:09:11] unicron [657/658] has come upon Pricey [305/515] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:44:12 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/27/23 20:26:26] xbill, Angelina, and confunctius [2091/2713] have team battled unicron, Drin, and jacob1 [1634/2455] and won! 0 days, 15:43:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/23 19:45:46] MELOONi [103/950] has come upon unicron [93/658] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:06:50 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[03/28/23 22:36:13] Wolf, kenyon, and unicron [1325/2379] have team battled "\@_, alexlehm, and arkie [2043/2148] and lost! 1 day, 00:53:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/23 00:09:13] binaryhermit [259/816] has come upon unicron [465/658] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:54:09 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[04/01/23 01:35:15] unicron [654/658] has come upon jaxson [384/593] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:38:02 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/02/23 06:39:15] el [547/704] has come upon unicron [394/658] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:50:04 is removed from el's clock.
[04/02/23 08:20:26] Luca, Faradome, and unicron [1282/1808] have team battled Zaratustra, \dev\ice, and Blohsh [74/1652] and won! 0 days, 06:11:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/23 17:25:27] unicron [455/658] has challenged tomhek [242/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:08 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/03/23 06:15:57] unicron [378/658] has challenged Techman [532/995] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/07/23 17:31:10] misha [49/754] has come upon unicron [11/658] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:16:13 is removed from misha's clock.
[04/07/23 21:58:17] Omega, unicron, and MELOONi [1787/2665] have team battled Bolded, crank, and caeli [1167/2344] and won! 0 days, 12:04:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/23 23:16:57] unicron stole ion's level 48 shield while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 44 shield behind, which ion then takes.
[04/08/23 15:55:46] unicron [589/662] has challenged aqsd [732/767] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:47:10 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/11/23 12:09:12] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:39:16 towards level 67.
[04/12/23 04:40:49] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:41:15 from level 67.
[04/13/23 09:00:53] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:05:14 is added to their clock.
[04/14/23 12:44:42] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:34:18 towards level 67.
[04/14/23 18:34:48] unicron learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:34:11 towards level 67.
[04/15/23 04:18:55] SSLbits [286/604] has come upon unicron [297/662] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:31:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/15/23 12:54:37] brycec, Tangles, and idleneutral [320/2748] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, unicron, and popey [1813/2164] and lost! 0 days, 18:34:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/23 16:32:06] Affliction [462/651] has challenged unicron [199/662] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:01:51 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[04/15/23 22:09:14] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:56:00 towards level 67.
[04/16/23 04:32:48] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:42:27 towards level 67.
[04/16/23 12:37:42] Nuae [18/855] has come upon unicron [272/662] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:36:40 is added to Nuae's clock.
[04/17/23 06:55:19] Przemek [228/457] has challenged unicron [539/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Przemek's clock.
[04/20/23 01:47:12] blabber [120/1118] has come upon unicron [267/662] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:53:30 is added to blabber's clock.
[04/20/23 07:30:50] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:33:03 towards level 67.
[04/20/23 12:20:03] yano, Kachin, and jacob1 [276/3206] have team battled tomgus1, unicron, and Andrio [945/1853] and lost! 6 days, 04:45:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/23 23:28:05] unicron, Arch, and JamCow [1886/2040] have team battled Lord255, Wam, and CrashOverride [39/2596] and won! 6 days, 05:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/23 19:59:35] arkie, ahmubashshir, and Nysdar [689/1992] have team battled Carl, unicron, and anarcat [1927/2731] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/23 12:16:31] HellSpawn [779/976] has come upon unicron [215/662] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:48:29 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/23/23 08:00:36] unicron [111/662] has come upon Cockatrice [630/914] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:50:34 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/23/23 18:57:56] TheSilentLink [614/876] has come upon unicron [172/662] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:04:51 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/24/23 03:39:54] _sh [230/1008] has come upon unicron [448/662] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:00:47 is added to _sh's clock.
[04/25/23 04:27:43] boscage [27/318] has challenged unicron [164/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to boscage's clock.
[04/25/23 05:58:04] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:06:08 from level 67.
[04/25/23 14:53:45] Crazycatlady [728/775] has come upon unicron [313/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:50:22 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/26/23 06:22:31] SSLbits, HellSpawn, and caeli [956/2324] have team battled DontEvenPeek, unicron, and SirNeo [932/2029] and won! 0 days, 09:47:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/23 07:16:49] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:57 towards level 67.
[04/29/23 08:43:34] bobvador [993/1063] has challenged unicron [468/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:36:18 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[04/29/23 11:09:44] Puff, dyvonna, and unicron [1966/2352] have team battled nya, Togra, and Forud [1531/2845] and won! 3 days, 05:52:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/23 11:50:21] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:00:42 from level 67.
[04/29/23 19:05:03] unicron stole talisein's level 71 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 59 pair of gloves behind, which talisein then takes.
[04/30/23 09:32:11] Affliction, sc, and soygirl [189/1961] have team battled Matthew, boscage, and unicron [668/1700] and lost! 0 days, 13:49:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/23 18:51:27] herald [429/680] has challenged unicron [224/673] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from herald's clock.
[05/01/23 04:35:29] herald, Przemek, and Theleveler [1813/2008] have team battled gildarts, Fenrik, and unicron [2128/2815] and lost! 0 days, 19:10:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/23 09:38:10] Cirdan [1068/1077] has come upon unicron [412/673] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:17:36 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[05/03/23 10:04:18] jacob1 [570/847] has come upon unicron [40/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:29:17 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/03/23 12:40:54] jacob1 [424/847] has come upon unicron [148/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:35:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/04/23 08:57:38] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:01:17 is added to their clock.
[05/04/23 13:54:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:06:26 from level 67.
[05/04/23 18:08:56] gusto, VonToutCourt, and Carl [1683/2925] have team battled unicron, xbill, and Tenorman [223/2504] and won! 0 days, 18:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/23 08:18:49] Affliction [418/676] has challenged unicron [569/684] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:33:28 is added to Affliction's clock.
[05/05/23 21:23:58] CompanionCube, Chuck, and Arch [1302/1956] have team battled MetaNova, unicron, and pwae [597/2243] and won! 0 days, 13:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/23 00:13:48] unicron set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:48:20 from level 67.
[05/07/23 13:58:10] ChowderKeg [521/885] has come upon unicron [561/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:22:01 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[05/07/23 14:30:31] unicron [110/684] has challenged shikhin [127/961] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:05:28 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/07/23 18:51:56] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:38 towards level 67.
[05/07/23 21:29:20] csc2ya [582/827] has challenged unicron [427/684] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:22:43 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[05/08/23 06:53:57] unicron spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! unicron's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/23 23:09:52] tsr, Andrio, and Drin [1761/2111] have team battled pants, unicron, and pyre [1076/2718] and won! 6 days, 21:11:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/23 01:38:02] kinus [762/812] has challenged unicron [67/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:26:21 is removed from kinus's clock.
[05/09/23 02:38:15] Thorael [74/679] has challenged unicron [459/680] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:08:31 is added to Thorael's clock.
[05/10/23 04:28:56] StalkR, zbe, and Wolf [2642/2844] have team battled Bluedog, unicron, and buzel [930/2215] and won! 1 day, 19:15:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/23 20:47:38] unicron [307/680] has challenged alephnull [373/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:39:07 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/10/23 22:41:33] bg [588/1105] has come upon unicron [621/680] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:32:17 is added to bg's clock.
[05/11/23 08:23:00] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:58:15 is added to their clock.
[05/12/23 10:50:29] Gorek, dwfreed, and unicron [962/2891] have team battled freeboson, Russell, and washclof [2968/3062] and lost! 1 day, 10:31:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/23 15:23:33] unicron spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! unicron's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/14/23 01:53:29] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:45 towards level 67.
[05/14/23 13:20:06] gegenschein [110/1037] has come upon unicron [106/675] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:05:11 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[05/14/23 16:23:13] slim, KindOne, and elf [231/2044] have team battled hdm, unicron, and Ankhers [801/2394] and lost! 1 day, 06:42:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/23 00:02:04] bananaboat [361/979] has come upon unicron [387/675] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:17:55 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/17/23 04:20:31] unicron [480/675] has challenged noex [226/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:13:29 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/17/23 09:25:31] bfft [366/802] has come upon unicron [415/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:16:42 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/18/23 15:28:53] drahthaar [1113/1151] has challenged unicron [188/675] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:12:04 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[05/18/23 19:09:13] unicron, Wolf, and Crazycatlady [1287/2293] have team battled CornFly, nowz, and blabber [195/2422] and won! 0 days, 06:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/23 23:30:41] V [749/953] has challenged unicron [579/675] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:49:43 is removed from V's clock.
[05/19/23 19:15:57] unicron [533/675] has challenged StalkR [863/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/19/23 22:24:07] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 06:39:26 is added to their clock.
[05/20/23 02:51:16] pfoley, Techman, unicron, and rawgreaze have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/23 20:12:23] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:38:12 from level 68.
[05/20/23 22:31:16] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:37:58 towards level 68.
[05/21/23 11:43:56] unicron [51/675] has challenged Ankhers [629/726] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:56:35 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/23/23 07:35:43] unicron sharpened the edge of their weapon! unicron's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/23 03:13:52] Lnk [766/817] has come upon unicron [495/690] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:41:33 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[05/25/23 14:58:39] unicron, Ganonk, and Tabmow [87/2125] have team battled Stevland, pyre, and pfoley [874/2573] and lost! 1 day, 11:28:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/23 23:16:16] CompanionCube [125/854] has come upon unicron [271/690] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:23:30 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[05/26/23 19:13:31] particleflux [289/494] has challenged unicron [314/690] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:00:15 is added to particleflux's clock.
[06/02/23 06:18:34] Paganel [402/757] has come upon unicron [654/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:27:43 is added to Paganel's clock.
[06/02/23 15:41:28] caeli [454/771] has come upon unicron [344/690] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:01:52 is removed from caeli's clock.
[06/03/23 12:11:21] Covid-19 [797/958] has come upon unicron [277/690] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:08:40 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[06/03/23 14:10:31] unicron learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:01:33 towards level 68.
[06/04/23 04:36:44] ChowderKeg, Tenorman, and Garg [285/1810] have team battled MadMan, ufo-piloot, and unicron [359/1874] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/23 22:37:40] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:46:29 towards level 68.
[06/05/23 23:56:46] unicron [670/690] has challenged ufo-piloot [198/589] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:38:06 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/06/23 02:56:28] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:03:34 from level 68.
[06/06/23 17:12:23] dyvonna [30/1054] has come upon unicron [421/690] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:25:09 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[06/07/23 06:40:04] el [76/698] has come upon unicron [659/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:12 is added to el's clock.
[06/07/23 07:14:27] Ungoliant, fstrelok, and Ankhers [2047/2228] have team battled Garg, Tenorman, and unicron [1079/1712] and won! 2 days, 00:35:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/23 09:10:43] unicron [34/690] has challenged eroc1990 [625/791] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:33:40 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/09/23 06:01:20] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:34:23 from level 68.
[06/09/23 08:09:04] Notir [934/1076] has come upon unicron [274/690] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:02:39 is removed from Notir's clock.
[06/10/23 08:22:25] allo [126/801] has challenged unicron [488/690] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:37:50 is added to allo's clock.
[06/10/23 14:01:06] gideonstar, gildarts, and unicron [830/1816] have team battled eroc1990, gusto, and Berserker [462/1974] and won! 0 days, 14:52:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 15:28:07] unicron misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:43:42 from level 68.
[06/13/23 04:04:16] Cockatrice, Tenorman, and Tabmow [1062/2542] have team battled alephnull, tsr, and unicron [1083/1995] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/23 04:13:48] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:46:22 towards level 68.
[06/14/23 08:11:52] unicron [456/690] has come upon canton7 [876/881] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:14:12 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/15/23 07:59:58] unicron [548/690] has challenged heisenbug [96/765] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:21:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/17/23 19:38:08] cornfeedhobo, idlegood, and signofzeta [2179/2460] have team battled anarcat, Blohsh, and unicron [430/2307] and won! 6 days, 21:44:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/23 12:23:14] cfjk [422/860] has challenged unicron [131/690] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:42:54 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/18/23 21:56:36] noex, Cockatrice, and Carl [801/2304] have team battled unicron, Ecko, and MetaNova [2415/2433] and lost! 1 day, 03:42:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/23 03:59:47] Fenrik, V, and tswsl [1545/3022] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, unicron, and Ungoliant [1455/2114] and won! 1 day, 14:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/23 08:38:38] unicron set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:51:01 from level 68.
[06/22/23 02:51:00] unicron [177/690] has challenged TimeWarp [523/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:38:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/22/23 07:07:05] sc, unicron, and washclof [1255/2897] have team battled boscage, ion, and Warson [960/1883] and won! 0 days, 05:29:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/23 20:18:31] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:28:31 towards level 68.
[06/23/23 20:58:24] unicron was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:46 from level 68.
[06/24/23 02:06:23] n0ssh, pfoley, and unicron [1934/2059] have team battled sam, d4n13L, and io [2174/2693] and lost! 1 day, 18:02:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/23 05:52:29] JamCow, unicron, and Russell [1141/2377] have team battled solarsparq, ToHellWithGA, and n0ssh [2029/2534] and lost! 1 day, 22:09:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/23 10:13:21] Asara [218/897] has challenged unicron [80/690] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:03:08 is removed from Asara's clock.
[06/26/23 09:21:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 14 days, 20:10:14 toward level 68.
[06/29/23 06:49:35] TimWolla, sc, and BastelBot [1183/2867] have team battled Kurenai, signofzeta, and unicron [1380/2666] and lost! 2 days, 05:57:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/23 13:41:50] unicron [606/690] has challenged RussellB [86/971] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:29:56 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/01/23 13:19:06] unicron [283/690] has come upon Tabmow [779/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:37 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/01/23 22:55:48] unicron [282/690] has challenged scornn [374/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:35 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/02/23 04:58:10] ion [561/893] has come upon unicron [520/690] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:10:11 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/02/23 05:11:41] unicron [124/690] has challenged nawcom [368/926] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/03/23 19:04:23] aqsd [698/766] has come upon unicron [32/690] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:28:02 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[07/04/23 10:10:11] unicron [103/690] has challenged fork [239/387] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:39:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/05/23 07:57:44] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:19:46 towards level 69.
[07/06/23 15:12:22] zifnab06, mordac, and unicron [1768/1974] have team battled Tenedos, BastelBot, and confunctius [978/2348] and won! 1 day, 08:53:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/23 22:24:31] rawgreaze [561/1017] has challenged unicron [626/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:20:11 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[07/08/23 02:58:06] unicron, Nysdar, and h00k [963/2194] have team battled eising, n0ssh, and kzootech [562/2041] and won! 2 days, 04:38:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/23 23:35:54] jacob1 [549/863] has challenged unicron [349/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:14:27 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/09/23 07:41:08] alexlehm [689/794] has come upon unicron [410/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:23:27 is removed from alexlehm's clock.
[07/10/23 15:24:10] fork [166/418] has challenged unicron [76/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from fork's clock.
[07/11/23 13:14:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 8 days, 22:20:55 toward level 69.
[07/17/23 09:14:30] unicron [175/690] has challenged jjasghar [884/1052] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:38:24 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/17/23 17:11:19] kzootech [224/641] has come upon unicron [686/690] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:39:55 is added to kzootech's clock.
[07/19/23 12:54:42] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:30:27 towards level 69.
[07/19/23 22:40:05] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:54:04 towards level 69.
[07/20/23 02:18:28] Berserker, Lenny_, and unicron [1834/2319] have team battled 0x00, jjasghar, and canton7 [438/2291] and won! 1 day, 19:59:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/23 22:22:26] happymeal, unicron, and Theleveler [405/2012] have team battled sky, EddieT137, and misha [1780/2855] and lost! 1 day, 19:48:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/23 05:07:33] Mat, dyvonna, and Forud [2629/2658] have team battled unicron, Destruia, and canton7 [881/2316] and won! 4 days, 03:59:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/23 12:50:36] misha [869/886] has come upon unicron [237/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:42:00 is removed from misha's clock.
[07/22/23 15:38:58] unicron ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:57:13 from level 69.
[07/23/23 07:43:38] Kurenai [752/1001] has come upon unicron [564/677] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:54:43 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[07/24/23 14:52:58] unicron [250/677] has challenged Thorael [44/687] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:14:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/25/23 05:56:27] unicron [158/677] has challenged zbe [386/1156] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:25:38 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/25/23 11:47:16] unicron [320/677] has come upon Arch [378/623] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:04:02 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/26/23 01:01:05] io, unicron, and Tenedos [1936/2378] have team battled HeavyPodda, idleneutral, and jayvee [1061/2277] and won! 5 days, 15:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/23 01:26:29] Asara, unicron, and TimeWarp [2014/2397] have team battled adamus1red, u4ia, and Wam [764/2095] and won! 4 days, 00:28:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/23 17:38:36] unicron, Ankhers, and apb [2145/2638] have team battled Neil, Misza, and brycec [2392/3058] and lost! 4 days, 14:08:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/23 02:00:12] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:07:59 towards level 69.
[07/29/23 10:20:49] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:16:12 is added to their clock.
[07/30/23 00:17:57] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:38:57 towards level 69.
[07/30/23 07:39:08] thornrag [461/725] has come upon unicron [362/677] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:30:26 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[07/30/23 14:04:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 12:37:55 from level 69.
[07/31/23 03:42:49] unicron [361/677] has come upon kptr [15/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:22:11 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/02/23 06:36:55] kptr, tmberg, and anarcat [529/2717] have team battled Khorne, Minus, and unicron [297/2731] and won! 1 day, 19:04:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/23 14:42:29] unicron [252/677] has challenged caeli [517/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:21:29 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/03/23 20:39:31] linear, CompanionCube, and jaxson [818/1978] have team battled damyan, unicron, and style [279/2060] and won! 2 days, 13:08:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/23 16:59:46] unicron, ahmubashshir, and tomgus1 [609/1884] have team battled ZOTTA, A_Dragon, and misha [2102/3082] and lost! 2 days, 15:19:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/23 18:07:13] unicron, Yarosh, and GRIZZLYMAN [1081/1880] have team battled Kurenai, Malvolio, and allo [62/2247] and won! 3 days, 03:45:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 02:37:47] unicron was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:27:09 from level 69.
[08/05/23 10:55:59] Chuck [388/693] has come upon unicron [259/677] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:34:37 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[08/07/23 09:58:16] unicron, Tenedos, and Matthew [1491/1871] have team battled ramdac, CodeB, and CodeGeek [158/2495] and won! 0 days, 05:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/23 20:52:39] unicron learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:21 towards level 69.
[08/09/23 21:04:47] AbleBacon [9/16] has challenged unicron [302/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to AbleBacon's clock.
[08/10/23 09:40:18] unicron, Ecko, and zifnab06 [1871/2338] have team battled Minus, Matthew, and canton7 [2344/2430] and lost! 1 day, 09:27:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/23 14:27:50] unicron [465/690] has challenged VonToutCourt [394/1416] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:13:48 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/12/23 04:10:12] Thorael, Tabmow, and signofzeta [1185/2585] have team battled unicron, yano, and Garg [277/2107] and won! 2 days, 07:59:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/23 00:24:44] CompanionCube [53/562] has come upon unicron [330/690] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:22:22 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[08/13/23 07:09:08] Cirdan [284/1047] has come upon unicron [149/690] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:56:36 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[08/15/23 01:42:47] unicron [10/690] has come upon pfoley [653/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/15/23 12:42:46] Crazycatlady [458/851] has come upon unicron [60/690] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:52:58 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/15/23 18:56:50] StalkR [491/1015] has challenged unicron [336/690] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:10:44 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[08/16/23 08:04:58] unicron, JamCow, and tmberg [2138/2593] have team battled Matthew, Lenny_, and gradator [227/2295] and won! 0 days, 05:14:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/23 09:47:34] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:00 from level 69.
[08/17/23 00:03:36] CompanionCube [285/566] has challenged unicron [454/690] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:52 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[08/17/23 06:25:45] unicron [435/690] has challenged gideonstar [222/592] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/17/23 06:25:45] unicron has dealt gideonstar a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:00:35 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[08/17/23 10:43:54] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:08:16 from level 70.
[08/17/23 22:44:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 4 days, 22:23:17 toward level 70.
[08/20/23 15:28:19] Chuck [62/693] has come upon unicron [287/690] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:43:47 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/20/23 15:28:22] Chuck [421/693] has come upon unicron [294/690] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:30:17 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[08/21/23 11:46:35] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:43:12 towards level 70.
[08/22/23 13:54:25] dbx12, tswsl, and Aksej [2379/2438] have team battled alexlehm, unicron, and Garg [1768/2005] and won! 1 day, 16:52:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/23 04:03:27] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:21:00 towards level 70.
[08/24/23 13:30:22] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:43 towards level 70.
[08/25/23 03:01:24] unicron stole Wolf's level 57 pair of boots while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 41 pair of boots behind, which Wolf then takes.
[08/25/23 12:46:00] Lord255, philipp__, and Stevland [295/2059] have team battled unicron, u4ia, and mzumquadrat [632/1619] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/23 22:00:22] Russell [585/1023] has challenged unicron [433/704] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:59:54 is removed from Russell's clock.
[08/27/23 06:00:09] unicron [156/704] has come upon Kesdak [69/327] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:15:04 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/28/23 03:16:53] vegadark [227/764] has come upon unicron [197/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:29:09 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/29/23 03:15:39] unicron, Carl, vectr0n, and BastelBot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/23 22:00:36] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:08:02 towards level 70.
[08/31/23 14:27:41] Chuck [98/693] has challenged unicron [147/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:42 is added to Chuck's clock.
[09/01/23 07:31:51] Lilith [234/389] has challenged unicron [261/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Lilith's clock.
[09/01/23 10:32:32] Carl [220/871] has challenged unicron [623/704] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:43:00 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/01/23 18:24:55] Cirdan [961/1048] has come upon unicron [270/704] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:46:28 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[09/01/23 21:35:12] unicron [53/704] has challenged Sario [358/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:22:21 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/10/23 06:34:54] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:39:53 towards level 70.
[09/11/23 22:35:50] thatmint [412/617] has challenged unicron [151/704] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:41:50 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[09/13/23 00:42:17] unicron [212/704] has challenged BastelBot [214/784] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:31:37 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/13/23 02:03:47] OobSaco [17/289] has come upon unicron [264/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:20 is added to OobSaco's clock.
[09/13/23 08:31:27] ColonelPanic001 [156/235] has challenged unicron [0/704] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:29 is removed from ColonelPanic001's clock.
[09/13/23 08:31:27] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped their level 39 tunic! ColonelPanic001 picks it up, tossing their old level 26 tunic to unicron.
[09/27/23 01:27:33] unicron [193/693] has challenged JackyB [324/493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:16:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/07/23 08:59:20] Sario [630/763] has come upon unicron [47/693] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:24:25 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/07/23 18:28:45] unicron learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:09 towards level 70.
[10/08/23 02:29:26] unicron [41/693] has challenged eising [769/798] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:02:25 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/09/23 08:15:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 13 days, 07:38:18 toward level 70.
[10/10/23 07:58:19] unicron lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:39:48 from level 70.
[10/10/23 14:49:04] el [130/853] has come upon unicron [491/693] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:06:42 is added to el's clock.
[10/10/23 16:27:10] ZOTTA, HeavyPodda, and dwfreed [77/3238] have team battled MELOONi, unicron, and bsleep [1470/2933] and lost! 2 days, 11:49:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/23 04:35:19] unicron [456/693] has come upon apb [726/1271] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/14/23 08:59:53] unicron, tswsl, slim, and hax404 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/23 02:09:05] ahmubashshir [458/596] has challenged unicron [493/693] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:24:58 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[10/15/23 21:48:12] Mat, VonToutCourt, and insidesources [2108/2634] have team battled TimWolla, unicron, and elf [2452/2764] and lost! 0 days, 05:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 23:27:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 12:02:57 toward level 70.
[10/17/23 04:24:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 00:39:44 toward level 70.
[10/17/23 10:22:15] unicron [341/693] has challenged Gorek [75/1043] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:40:24 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/18/23 12:36:38] unicron, CodeB, and philipp__ [22/1989] have team battled dwfreed, particleflux, and Ungoliant [504/2554] and lost! 0 days, 04:05:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/23 13:29:01] Wam [66/1082] has challenged unicron [356/693] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:53:51 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/19/23 21:50:58] randalth0r [171/227] has come upon unicron [113/693] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:55 is removed from randalth0r's clock.
[10/20/23 00:04:07] unicron, gideonstar, and washclof [2306/2493] have team battled Malvolio, canton7, and CompanionCube [863/1980] and won! 0 days, 04:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/23 15:06:12] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:27:18 towards level 71.
[10/23/23 05:54:03] \dev\ice, ukleinek, and adamus1red [1884/2715] have team battled io, ion, and unicron [2095/2737] and lost! 2 days, 07:03:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/23 08:00:18] spex [824/1123] has challenged unicron [18/693] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:44:25 is removed from spex's clock.
[10/24/23 01:56:33] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:03:11 towards level 71.
[10/24/23 13:35:18] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:24:46 towards level 71.
[10/24/23 13:49:13] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:19:35 from level 71.
[10/24/23 20:07:28] HeavyPodda, "\@_, and unicron [903/2878] have team battled kinus, zbe, and kzootech [1382/2587] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/23 04:21:45] StalkR, unicron, and OobSaco [1067/2177] have team battled caeli, Acolarh, and \dev\ice [1782/2434] and lost! 1 day, 08:17:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/23 09:27:47] allo [519/830] has come upon unicron [283/693] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:08:42 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/26/23 17:37:00] unicron [669/693] has come upon Zaratustra [304/796] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:27:36 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/27/23 02:15:29] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:28:01 towards level 71.
[10/27/23 17:44:47] unicron stole talisein's level 42 charm while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 41 charm behind, which talisein then takes.
[10/28/23 12:56:13] unicron [219/693] has come upon gildarts [844/877] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:46:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/29/23 00:36:53] Stevland [680/1025] has come upon unicron [586/693] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:55:21 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[11/01/23 11:13:56] Asara, dyvonna, and unicron [2105/2634] have team battled _sh, adamus1red, and blabber [1767/3266] and won! 5 days, 01:26:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/23 08:54:36] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:36 towards level 71.
[11/02/23 09:58:44] tass [145/667] has challenged unicron [558/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:17 is added to tass's clock.
[11/02/23 13:37:03] tass, Paganel, and unicron [1356/2147] have team battled zbe, Rayke, and psycho [578/1985] and won! 0 days, 18:40:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/23 10:57:21] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:27 towards level 71.
[11/03/23 17:23:01] unicron reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! unicron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/23 01:40:41] roosterphant [256/452] has challenged unicron [318/700] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[11/10/23 15:55:36] SSLbits, heisenbug, and Tangles [974/2545] have team battled unicron, tsr, and GilbertErik [1034/2382] and lost! 0 days, 07:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/23 17:25:32] DividedByZero, buzel, and elegy [630/1479] have team battled unicron, slim, and pastly [170/2149] and won! 0 days, 01:03:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/23 12:53:12] unicron lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:54:44 from level 71.
[11/16/23 02:09:10] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:41 towards level 71.
[11/16/23 02:19:10] Wolf [222/867] has challenged unicron [104/700] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:32:02 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[11/16/23 06:20:07] rawgreaze [599/1012] has challenged unicron [303/700] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:12:40 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[11/27/23 01:47:25] io [119/1211] has come upon unicron [548/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:35:15 is added to io's clock.
[11/27/23 06:25:40] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:00 towards level 71.
[11/27/23 09:54:58] unicron stole nya's level 38 shield while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 37 shield behind, which nya then takes.
[11/27/23 17:54:51] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:41 towards level 71.
[11/28/23 07:47:08] "\@_, allo, and unicron [1233/2750] have team battled nathan, aqsd, and damyan [824/2177] and won! 1 day, 07:31:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/23 12:33:48] unicron [27/701] has challenged mordac [292/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:56 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/29/23 05:17:09] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:56 from level 71.
[11/29/23 09:05:21] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:27 towards level 71.
[11/29/23 09:19:22] unicron [373/701] has come upon ukleinek [570/1006] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:51:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/29/23 11:52:00] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:55 towards level 71.
[11/29/23 23:04:48] TimeWarp, unicron, and Lord255 [714/2278] have team battled vegadark, mordac, and Kritzefitz [1360/2771] and lost! 0 days, 14:33:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/23 08:18:14] unicron, ion, bookworm, and Omega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/23 16:11:53] ColonelPanic001 [14/481] has come upon unicron [618/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:35:27 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[11/30/23 17:37:59] Chuck [675/694] has come upon unicron [294/701] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:32:57 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/01/23 02:44:52] jaxson, washclof, and Carl [1944/2594] have team battled unicron, philipp__, and spex [543/2327] and won! 0 days, 03:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/23 09:23:22] unicron, Yarosh, and OobSaco [180/1761] have team battled Carl, \dev\ice, and slim [1636/2809] and lost! 0 days, 09:54:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/23 18:35:00] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:54 towards level 71.
[12/03/23 19:34:10] unicron [637/918] has challenged Thorael [516/653] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:32:58 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/04/23 17:45:35] Cockatrice, BenDover, and unicron [1951/2315] have team battled kenyon, Tabmow, and Ecko [1343/3099] and won! 1 day, 15:01:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/23 00:13:57] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:06:48 towards level 72.
[12/05/23 11:18:45] zbe [739/1237] has challenged unicron [497/918] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:22:48 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/05/23 11:18:45] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped their level 159 amulet! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 120 amulet to unicron.
[12/07/23 21:24:47] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:12:20 towards level 72.
[12/09/23 04:03:56] unicron [542/882] has come upon idleevil [391/887] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:46:29 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/09/23 07:08:57] Kurenai, unicron, and Lenny_ [172/2955] have team battled Cockroach, kptr, and vegadark [500/1806] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/23 18:00:32] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:39:26 towards level 72.
[12/10/23 21:11:55] unicron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:29:29 from level 72.
[12/11/23 06:54:16] unicron [365/882] has challenged tsr [61/870] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:47:12 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/11/23 18:39:08] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:23 towards level 72.
[12/12/23 14:11:38] u4ia, jacquesssss, and mordac [562/1608] have team battled Sario, Kritzefitz, and unicron [123/3036] and won! 0 days, 09:38:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/23 22:48:10] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:46:45 is added to their clock.
[12/13/23 07:52:26] elf [623/1015] has come upon unicron [281/889] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:22:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/13/23 10:09:57] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:42:48 is added to their clock.
[12/13/23 12:08:03] unicron [790/889] has challenged kinus [68/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:04:34 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/13/23 13:43:09] unicron got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:56:43 towards level 72.
[12/14/23 15:46:49] BenDover, Acolarh, and ChowderKeg [555/1897] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, unicron, and gradator [679/2320] and lost! 7 days, 11:38:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/23 16:02:56] tswsl, particleflux, and dodecahedron [505/1633] have team battled pants, Acolarh, and unicron [2980/2993] and lost! 1 day, 11:27:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/23 18:23:01] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:54 towards level 72.
[12/15/23 20:56:50] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:42 towards level 72.
[12/16/23 00:29:32] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:06:39 towards level 72.
[12/16/23 04:52:49] wille [96/655] has come upon unicron [720/889] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 14:21:34 is added to wille's clock.
[12/16/23 09:22:01] unicron stole dbx12's level 187 weapon while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 176 weapon behind, which dbx12 then takes.
[12/17/23 09:25:58] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:09 towards level 72.
[12/17/23 19:15:37] \dev\ice [538/922] has come upon unicron [729/899] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:58:51 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/17/23 20:27:42] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:02 towards level 72.
[12/18/23 02:53:56] sam, slim, and eising [537/2836] have team battled Russell, bobvador, and unicron [2838/3060] and lost! 1 day, 17:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/23 14:50:37] unicron [59/899] has challenged mordac [276/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:41:16 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/20/23 14:51:01] unicron, pyre, bfft, and dbx12 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/23 04:31:24] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:13 towards level 72.
[12/21/23 05:37:52] Tangles [375/1023] has come upon unicron [526/899] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:02:19 is added to Tangles's clock.
[12/21/23 15:16:04] SSLbits [609/828] has come upon unicron [442/899] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:23:29 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/22/23 00:20:50] unicron lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:52 from level 72.
[12/22/23 06:22:22] Platonides, allo, and Chuck [1305/2204] have team battled Fehu, Bolded, and unicron [2029/2528] and lost! 0 days, 19:07:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/23 08:57:22] unicron [439/899] has challenged zbe [870/1312] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:57:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/23/23 19:58:42] tsr, Minus, and bg [2812/3013] have team battled Fehu, unicron, and Puff [411/2216] and won! 1 day, 03:45:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/23 20:57:35] unicron was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:54:22 from level 73.
[12/24/23 03:00:58] unicron learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:12:51 towards level 73.
[12/25/23 16:11:26] dbx12 [181/801] has come upon unicron [151/899] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:09:50 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[12/26/23 05:07:33] unicron stole jayvee's level 75 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 71 pair of gloves behind, which jayvee then takes.
[12/27/23 05:55:20] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 23:51:06 is added to their clock.
[12/28/23 03:48:07] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:40:56 towards level 73.
[12/30/23 05:04:35] unicron bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:06:19 from level 73.
[12/30/23 07:14:18] ColonelPanic001 [29/621] has come upon unicron [85/902] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:34:24 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[12/30/23 09:56:49] io [337/1269] has come upon unicron [103/902] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:41:48 is removed from io's clock.
[12/30/23 14:11:20] thatmint [52/878] has come upon unicron [390/902] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:41:21 is added to thatmint's clock.
[12/30/23 15:44:37] Fyrgor [244/492] has challenged unicron [288/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Fyrgor's clock.
[12/30/23 21:13:57] jacquesssss [53/421] has challenged unicron [409/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:55:16 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[12/31/23 18:24:34] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:22:54 towards level 73.
[12/31/23 18:35:04] GilbertErik, unicron, and BlueJay [1503/2154] have team battled RussellB, particleflux, and bfft [1501/2457] and won! 0 days, 00:30:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 22:32:23] unicron, TimWolla, and DividedByZero [2333/2388] have team battled Misza, Nuae, and Yarosh [416/2494] and won! 1 day, 05:48:25 is removed from their clocks.