Player Info

User: HellSpawn
Class: Kicker.of.Ass
Admin?: No
Level: 74
Next level: 6 days, 09:20:54
Status: Offline
Host: Ozzy!TrashMan@nastycode.com
Account Created: Sun Jul 18 15:52:08 2021
Last login: Fri Mar 22 15:40:15 2024
Total time idled: 702 days, 09:29:59
Current position: [399,212]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 104 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 269 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 45
gloves: 39
helm: 74 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 29
ring: 69 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 42
tunic: 76 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 340 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1087

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 0 days, 16:26:26
mesg: None
nick: 9 days, 22:29:08
part: 6 days, 20:24:29
quest: 1 day, 04:55:58
quit: 74 days, 04:59:02

total: 92 days, 21:15:03

Character Modifiers

[07/18/21 21:27:12] HellSpawn [6/8] has challenged el [441/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/18/21 22:47:24] HellSpawn [22/31] has challenged Affliction [132/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/19/21 00:28:27] HellSpawn [13/55] has challenged The_Decryptor [408/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/19/21 05:34:59] HellSpawn [87/101] has challenged Misza [232/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/19/21 09:01:38] HellSpawn [72/107] has challenged rfc2549 [18/460] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:42 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/20/21 14:23:18] HellSpawn [167/199] has challenged caeli [275/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/20/21 19:38:12] trashicus [452/569] has come upon HellSpawn [174/199] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:43:02 is removed from trashicus's clock.
[07/20/21 21:40:40] HellSpawn [13/223] has challenged Tor [126/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/21/21 06:07:59] HellSpawn [174/223] has challenged pztrn [231/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/21/21 15:56:29] HellSpawn [98/247] has challenged sial [227/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/21/21 16:18:38] hare [70/114] has challenged HellSpawn [57/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from hare's clock.
[07/22/21 03:19:10] HellSpawn [127/247] has challenged Drin [2/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/22/21 14:17:51] HellSpawn [95/264] has challenged jaxson [229/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/23/21 00:32:34] zbe [150/448] has challenged HellSpawn [228/264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/23/21 05:36:27] HellSpawn [212/271] has challenged Geoff [441/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/23/21 18:36:45] texke [39/346] has challenged HellSpawn [26/271] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:31:50 is removed from texke's clock.
[07/23/21 23:22:02] HellSpawn [103/278] has challenged spex [231/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/24/21 03:57:24] csc2ya [80/299] has challenged HellSpawn [211/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[07/24/21 20:04:32] HellSpawn [257/298] has challenged cfebs [445/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/24/21 20:39:28] Kachin [46/370] has come upon HellSpawn [113/298] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:34:26 is added to Kachin's clock.
[07/25/21 05:29:25] MELOONi [80/404] has challenged HellSpawn [220/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[07/25/21 16:46:46] HellSpawn [20/298] has come upon Lord255 [334/455] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:24 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/25/21 20:11:47] HellSpawn [63/298] has challenged Juan [86/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/26/21 23:55:00] HellSpawn [291/298] has challenged MetaNova [171/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/27/21 04:36:37] HellSpawn [286/298] has come upon cremefresh [358/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:32:37 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/27/21 06:08:12] soltys [59/488] has come upon HellSpawn [248/298] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:55 is added to soltys's clock.
[07/27/21 18:35:09] HellSpawn, dwfreed, and Sokar [349/1279] have team battled canton7, GilbertErik, and mrmonday [568/1169] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/21 20:36:51] HeavyPodda, gettu, and Zaratustra [417/1277] have team battled HellSpawn, pants, and Fenrik [1078/1245] and lost! 1 day, 07:58:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/21 06:07:53] HellSpawn [282/310] has challenged CompanionCube [353/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/28/21 20:39:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 0 days, 08:25:25 toward level 37.
[07/29/21 11:00:30] HellSpawn [172/344] has challenged kptr [98/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/29/21 19:03:00] womblecat, rfc2549, and Russell [1183/1207] have team battled HellSpawn, postikana, and crank [230/1324] and won! 0 days, 00:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/21 11:12:09] CornFly [127/447] has challenged HellSpawn [295/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/30/21 22:35:41] HellSpawn [229/344] has challenged Paganel [125/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/31/21 04:10:57] HellSpawn died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:59 from level 39.
[07/31/21 04:14:28] HellSpawn [33/344] has come upon popey [185/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:39 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/01/21 22:57:07] HellSpawn [6/344] has challenged kptr [438/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/02/21 22:15:04] unicron, aqsd, and HellSpawn [738/1103] have team battled Russell, Abe, and wille [955/1251] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/21 09:04:58] cremefresh [176/479] has challenged HellSpawn [53/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:06:07 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[08/03/21 14:37:24] HellSpawn, zgrep, and Endust [308/1182] have team battled bagels, kptr, and eggy [370/1139] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/21 02:42:41] HellSpawn burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HellSpawn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/21 09:05:58] HellSpawn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:38 from level 40.
[08/04/21 18:25:19] HellSpawn [7/342] has challenged Thorael [99/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/05/21 02:57:48] megubyte, pyre, and HellSpawn [394/1364] have team battled t3chn0, misha, and psycho [610/1052] and lost! 0 days, 11:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/21 14:16:33] CharlieAngel [43/428] has challenged HellSpawn [298/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:50 is added to CharlieAngel's clock.
[08/05/21 20:34:54] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:15 towards level 41.
[08/05/21 22:00:48] HellSpawn learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:27 towards level 41.
[08/06/21 21:50:30] Thorael [66/556] has challenged HellSpawn [165/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Thorael's clock.
[08/07/21 11:00:29] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:38 towards level 41.
[08/07/21 15:45:16] HellSpawn [92/342] has challenged idlebot [290/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/08/21 04:50:03] HellSpawn fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:05:43 from level 42.
[08/08/21 22:52:38] HellSpawn [223/342] has come upon TimWolla [334/554] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:01:33 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/09/21 04:06:23] GilbertErik [89/363] has challenged HellSpawn [298/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[08/09/21 18:35:24] Nechayev [208/467] has challenged HellSpawn [306/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[08/11/21 17:32:29] HellSpawn [100/342] has challenged freeboson [152/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/15/21 00:56:05] HellSpawn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:45 towards level 43.
[08/16/21 03:30:11] HellSpawn [341/342] has challenged HeavyPodda [270/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/16/21 16:18:14] MistahKel [69/119] has challenged HellSpawn [111/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[08/17/21 18:14:39] Sokar [535/537] has come upon HellSpawn [14/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:53:11 is removed from Sokar's clock.
[08/28/21 05:16:47] HellSpawn [223/342] has challenged Puff [281/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/28/21 08:22:00] Pingerfowder, "\@_, and canton7 [938/1269] have team battled nyuszika7h, Majak, and HellSpawn [635/1352] and won! 0 days, 00:25:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/21 04:24:02] meti [412/413] has challenged HellSpawn [36/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:58:41 is removed from meti's clock.
[08/29/21 06:09:40] HellSpawn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:53 towards level 45.
[08/30/21 12:59:18] Oblomov, Abe, and HellSpawn [232/1216] have team battled Paganel, Sherpard2, and Yarosh [1387/1552] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/21 13:54:47] HellSpawn [235/342] has come upon MsYou [63/584] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:05:17 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/01/21 21:10:50] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:46 towards level 45.
[09/01/21 21:52:59] sc [690/764] has come upon HellSpawn [205/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:39:27 is removed from sc's clock.
[09/02/21 02:19:27] HellSpawn [261/344] has come upon clubbprez [10/87] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:18:30 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/02/21 17:29:03] buyoq [155/251] has challenged HellSpawn [16/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[09/02/21 19:42:32] HellSpawn [217/358] has challenged nya [769/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/04/21 02:48:34] trashcatt [8/273] has challenged HellSpawn [265/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to trashcatt's clock.
[09/04/21 03:24:01] Misza [435/760] has come upon HellSpawn [226/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:13:21 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/04/21 23:57:54] cryptolightning [5/268] has challenged HellSpawn [34/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to cryptolightning's clock.
[09/05/21 14:21:20] HellSpawn, thornrag, V, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/21 09:45:51] Notir [345/480] has come upon HellSpawn [239/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:27:28 is removed from Notir's clock.
[09/06/21 19:00:59] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:45 towards level 46.
[09/07/21 10:56:03] dwfreed, cornfeedhobo, and sky [531/1332] have team battled HellSpawn, scornn, and anarcat [31/1530] and won! 0 days, 01:11:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 19:28:02] HellSpawn [55/523] has challenged buzel [712/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/08/21 04:31:04] Iines, sc, and HellSpawn [1899/2079] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Abe, and dave [1359/1631] and won! 0 days, 21:43:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/21 06:03:28] kenyon [519/621] has come upon HellSpawn [379/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:02:27 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/08/21 18:27:07] HellSpawn [181/523] has come upon kline [429/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:23:20 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/09/21 19:51:16] HellSpawn [111/523] has come upon Pricey [466/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:11:53 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/10/21 13:19:27] HellSpawn [0/523] has come upon Thorael [502/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:44 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/10/21 16:03:42] Destruia, HellSpawn, and Fenrik [950/1346] have team battled Wolf, Syloq, and simple [1762/1908] and lost! 0 days, 14:37:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/21 07:55:14] Yuhno, ToHellWithGA, and Ancalagon [969/1655] have team battled HellSpawn, hockpa2e, and Ankhers [247/1569] and won! 1 day, 09:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/21 03:50:45] HellSpawn [245/523] has challenged Misza [545/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:46 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/13/21 08:25:07] BastelBot, Hirion, and RanTanRan [203/1320] have team battled io, HellSpawn, and Makhno [382/1483] and lost! 0 days, 05:30:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/21 22:55:24] HellSpawn [51/525] has challenged gdm [209/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:40 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/14/21 05:57:03] HellSpawn [317/525] has challenged Algernon [267/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:36 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/15/21 09:08:32] HellSpawn [514/544] has challenged golgy [134/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/15/21 12:58:38] HellSpawn [493/544] has come upon bobvador [16/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:09:50 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/15/21 15:32:06] HellSpawn, Sombra, and zankore [318/1584] have team battled gildarts, signofzeta, and A_Dragon [193/1288] and won! 1 day, 02:07:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/21 23:39:10] HellSpawn [334/544] has challenged Varjatticus [155/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:42:42 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/16/21 09:15:22] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:56 towards level 48.
[09/16/21 11:01:10] jaxson, Way, and HellSpawn [1422/1497] have team battled Syloq, twobit, and Arch [501/1305] and won! 0 days, 04:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/21 22:33:03] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:32 towards level 48.
[09/17/21 04:30:54] scumola [12/353] has challenged HellSpawn [429/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to scumola's clock.
[09/17/21 15:45:24] bobvador, li, and Koffa [969/1336] have team battled HellSpawn, simple, and blabber [1338/1823] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/21 13:07:37] HellSpawn was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:10 from level 48.
[09/19/21 00:02:20] HellSpawn [87/561] has challenged ToHellWithGA [426/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/19/21 01:42:26] HellSpawn set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:22:12 from level 49.
[09/19/21 04:57:52] Kritzefitz [215/389] has challenged HellSpawn [110/561] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:24:54 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[09/19/21 04:57:52] Kritzefitz has dealt HellSpawn a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:17:13 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/19/21 07:52:10] Jones [30/214] has challenged HellSpawn [130/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Jones's clock.
[09/19/21 21:31:11] HellSpawn [213/561] has come upon Reilly [143/651] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:06:41 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/21/21 07:19:44] HellSpawn [518/561] has come upon Bahhumbug [410/473] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:12:03 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/22/21 08:26:31] bookworm [387/413] has come upon HellSpawn [466/561] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:29:12 is added to bookworm's clock.
[09/22/21 16:28:39] HellSpawn [537/561] has come upon "\@_ [358/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:45:44 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/23/21 04:05:03] Mlajzuk [386/417] has challenged HellSpawn [291/561] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from Mlajzuk's clock.
[09/23/21 19:41:33] Jens [189/380] has challenged HellSpawn [40/561] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:36:01 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/24/21 08:01:12] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:27:51 from level 49.
[09/24/21 21:39:50] HellSpawn [42/561] has come upon blabber [354/434] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:48 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/26/21 08:07:06] Visse [158/211] has challenged HellSpawn [542/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Visse's clock.
[09/28/21 13:16:22] HellSpawn [29/561] has challenged Fenrik [523/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/28/21 23:43:21] Platonides [47/618] has challenged HellSpawn [42/561] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:56 is removed from Platonides's clock.
[09/29/21 04:24:32] womblecat, Iines, and hdm [256/1834] have team battled HellSpawn, dwfreed, and brycec [708/1977] and lost! 0 days, 03:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/21 10:46:06] t3chn0 [257/561] has challenged HellSpawn [520/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:37:39 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[09/29/21 16:45:07] Allie [163/207] has challenged HellSpawn [17/561] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from Allie's clock.
[09/30/21 12:24:20] dwfreed, sid3windr, and caeli [446/2025] have team battled Sherpard2, Carl, and HellSpawn [1731/1785] and lost! 1 day, 19:41:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/21 03:46:05] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:05 towards level 50.
[10/02/21 23:07:24] HellSpawn [159/561] has challenged Togra [267/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:55 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/04/21 03:12:36] Makhno, cryptolightning, and krin [736/1346] have team battled HellSpawn, mordac, and pants [1503/1591] and lost! 0 days, 09:39:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/21 03:27:08] HellSpawn [54/561] has challenged TheSilentLink [320/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:11:00 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/05/21 11:19:00] GyrosGeier, Sorin, and ShiaLabeouf [187/1933] have team battled HellSpawn, M144, and Tor [835/1490] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/21 14:47:16] kenyon [441/649] has come upon HellSpawn [22/561] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:52:28 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/06/21 17:38:40] HellSpawn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:07 towards level 50.
[10/07/21 01:37:56] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:44 from level 50.
[10/07/21 11:01:54] Wam [52/72] has challenged HellSpawn [316/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/07/21 19:44:47] HellSpawn [465/561] has challenged gildarts [449/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:13 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/07/21 21:09:48] Finley [164/495] has come upon HellSpawn [542/561] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:43:47 is added to Finley's clock.
[10/07/21 23:58:38] HellSpawn [264/561] has come upon Yarosh [386/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:41 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/08/21 12:48:12] HellSpawn [22/561] has challenged scornn [39/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:34 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/08/21 23:32:25] texke [162/424] has challenged HellSpawn [365/561] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to texke's clock.
[10/09/21 05:15:10] HellSpawn [38/561] has challenged Bluedog [967/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/09/21 05:44:37] Lnk [49/926] has come upon HellSpawn [95/561] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:52:20 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/09/21 16:13:22] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:01 towards level 51.
[10/09/21 20:55:01] HellSpawn was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:16 from level 51.
[10/10/21 19:56:37] t3chn0, gettu, and Ankhers [175/1736] have team battled HellSpawn, Finley, and Carl [207/1593] and lost! 0 days, 22:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/21 07:27:27] HellSpawn, "\@_, and womblecat [22/1485] have team battled cornfeedhobo, pants, and Tor [240/1419] and lost! 0 days, 21:44:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/21 19:14:06] gildarts, Koffa, and HellSpawn [410/1587] have team battled kline, jaxson, and CompanionCube [51/1715] and won! 2 days, 02:14:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/21 10:22:31] Crazycatlady [365/635] has come upon HellSpawn [387/561] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:42:00 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/12/21 18:27:20] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:29 towards level 51.
[10/14/21 00:53:41] HellSpawn [148/561] has come upon brycec [305/478] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:19 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/14/21 16:28:21] adamus1red, io, and HellSpawn [899/1776] have team battled bg, MrMagoo, and Notir [751/1691] and won! 1 day, 02:51:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/21 22:55:30] HellSpawn got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:57 towards level 51.
[10/16/21 06:15:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 1 day, 02:12:35 toward level 51.
[10/17/21 11:34:24] HellSpawn was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:22 from level 51.
[10/17/21 15:55:53] HellSpawn [444/561] has challenged meti [297/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/17/21 17:20:58] HellSpawn [223/561] has challenged Koffa [367/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:34:17 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/19/21 22:13:11] HellSpawn [15/561] has come upon MadMan [12/691] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:01:06 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/21/21 01:54:24] Destruia [146/389] has come upon HellSpawn [488/561] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:01:44 is added to Destruia's clock.
[10/21/21 23:41:42] HellSpawn [337/561] has challenged soltys [251/514] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:27 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/22/21 09:17:36] HellSpawn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:36 towards level 52.
[10/23/21 00:46:44] HellSpawn [43/561] has challenged Togra [309/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:07 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/23/21 09:27:50] theZoMBiE, Finley, and Abe [570/1327] have team battled d4n13L, Tenedos, and HellSpawn [1440/1497] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/21 10:01:51] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:12 towards level 52.
[10/24/21 11:20:20] HellSpawn, Kangie, and Jens [777/1042] have team battled RussellB, buzzzzz, and DrinkyBird [305/1932] and won! 0 days, 00:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/21 21:16:09] HellSpawn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:14 towards level 52.
[10/25/21 12:58:37] HellSpawn [274/561] has come upon Plato [159/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:17:14 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/26/21 17:33:12] HellSpawn [426/561] has come upon hare [272/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:42:15 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/27/21 06:03:08] HellSpawn [52/561] has challenged Visse [223/381] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/27/21 10:22:41] Kangie [91/203] has challenged HellSpawn [315/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Kangie's clock.
[10/28/21 12:01:16] HellSpawn, nawcom, coding_monk, and CompanionCube have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/21 06:17:00] Kangie [254/286] has challenged HellSpawn [529/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Kangie's clock.
[10/29/21 18:12:33] HellSpawn sharpened the edge of their weapon! HellSpawn's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/21 23:19:46] V, bananaboat, and Forud [1522/1941] have team battled Affliction, damyan, and HellSpawn [1326/1609] and won! 1 day, 01:20:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/21 03:47:54] V [157/642] has come upon HellSpawn [313/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:28:52 is added to V's clock.
[10/31/21 21:09:32] vegadark [634/752] has come upon HellSpawn [446/580] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:08:36 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/01/21 07:32:12] sheu [684/732] has come upon HellSpawn [226/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:03:50 is removed from sheu's clock.
[11/01/21 23:36:16] V [638/642] has challenged HellSpawn [333/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:10:10 is removed from V's clock.
[11/01/21 23:59:32] Kangie, thornrag, and HellSpawn [736/1460] have team battled scumola, zbe, and Iines [1046/1869] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/21 16:52:10] tswsl [109/460] has come upon HellSpawn [499/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:16:13 is added to tswsl's clock.
[11/02/21 22:01:24] Zeno, Algernon, and Melon [251/1038] have team battled pants, HellSpawn, and TheSilentLink [1230/1816] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/21 01:12:20] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:08 towards level 53.
[11/03/21 03:19:44] penguinjoints [0/6] has challenged HellSpawn [497/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to penguinjoints's clock.
[11/05/21 00:20:15] HellSpawn, d4n13L, and yano [316/1458] have team battled Hirion, DownAndUp, and xbill [1539/1786] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/21 19:44:36] kptr [299/520] has come upon HellSpawn [252/580] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:19:07 is removed from kptr's clock.
[11/08/21 15:52:14] HellSpawn [126/580] has come upon ukleinek [330/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:56 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/09/21 11:28:22] HellSpawn [498/580] has challenged womblecat [749/759] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/10/21 07:22:02] HellSpawn [230/580] has come upon megubyte [468/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:09:41 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/10/21 11:17:45] HeavyPodda [189/447] has challenged HellSpawn [40/580] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:26:20 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/11/21 04:36:53] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:22 towards level 54.
[11/12/21 07:52:07] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:58:12 towards level 54.
[11/12/21 22:25:26] HellSpawn, JigmeDatse, and zbe [97/1713] have team battled brycec, Tenedos, and V [1513/1979] and lost! 0 days, 23:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/21 23:49:30] el, HellSpawn, and pwae [1397/1633] have team battled Alys, Psilocybe, and Tenorman [270/1661] and won! 0 days, 20:47:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 05:46:15] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:13 towards level 54.
[11/13/21 16:13:28] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:00 towards level 54.
[11/14/21 04:07:10] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:03 towards level 54.
[11/15/21 01:40:25] edk [537/877] has challenged HellSpawn [357/580] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:18:23 is removed from edk's clock.
[11/15/21 06:06:35] Hirion, HellSpawn, and JoeK [830/1530] have team battled buyoq, Yarosh, and Psilocybe [344/1851] and won! 0 days, 02:05:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 11:32:58] HellSpawn [303/580] has come upon womblecat [408/759] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:22:13 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/15/21 12:17:49] HellSpawn [467/580] has come upon Drin [104/753] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:26:46 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/15/21 14:57:08] HellSpawn [571/580] has come upon CodeGeek [430/850] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:09:14 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/15/21 20:00:00] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:04:26 from level 54.
[11/16/21 16:56:05] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:06 towards level 54.
[11/17/21 04:51:15] bg [307/734] has challenged HellSpawn [27/580] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:18:03 is removed from bg's clock.
[11/17/21 05:07:45] HellSpawn [541/580] has come upon cremefresh [182/691] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:10:43 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/17/21 18:34:11] soul [173/499] has challenged HellSpawn [264/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to soul's clock.
[11/17/21 20:19:09] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:52 towards level 54.
[11/18/21 12:33:43] HellSpawn saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:44:59 from level 54.
[11/18/21 22:12:08] Silvanus_Betrium, HellSpawn, Asara, and Bahhumbug have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/21 23:10:33] Scorpio [208/278] has come upon HellSpawn [528/582] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:59 is added to Scorpio's clock.
[11/21/21 03:06:31] yNos [250/272] has challenged HellSpawn [272/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to yNos's clock.
[11/21/21 11:14:52] HellSpawn [407/582] has challenged hax404 [220/467] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/21/21 11:14:52] In the fierce battle, hax404 dropped their level 53 charm! HellSpawn picks it up, tossing their old level 30 charm to hax404.
[11/21/21 18:54:36] t3chn0, HellSpawn, JoeK, and el have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/21 13:01:54] HellSpawn [559/605] has come upon sky [325/629] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:10:19 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/22/21 19:33:14] cfjk [19/472] has come upon HellSpawn [453/605] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:10 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/23/21 11:23:57] Crazycatlady [568/652] has come upon HellSpawn [447/605] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:48:24 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/23/21 11:23:57] Crazycatlady has dealt HellSpawn a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:35:18 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/24/21 04:17:57] HellSpawn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:29 towards level 55.
[11/24/21 08:32:32] hax404 [365/446] has come upon HellSpawn [41/605] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:01:11 is removed from hax404's clock.
[11/24/21 23:33:54] HellSpawn [259/605] has challenged soul [30/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:35:51 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/25/21 02:28:27] HellSpawn [476/605] has come upon MetaNova [211/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:43:14 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/26/21 10:35:23] nyuszika7h, misha, and CornFly [621/1478] have team battled Kachin, blackroot, and HellSpawn [1196/2038] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/21 12:42:08] HellSpawn [11/608] has challenged herald [87/194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:25 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/27/21 20:57:58] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:27 towards level 55.
[11/28/21 22:00:45] HellSpawn burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HellSpawn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/29/21 20:02:16] hugga [108/258] has challenged HellSpawn [124/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to hugga's clock.
[12/02/21 02:10:39] "\@_ [331/535] has challenged HellSpawn [229/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:32:13 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[12/02/21 06:32:26] HellSpawn, Paganel, and sbp [926/1712] have team battled spex, judahnator, and kptr [415/1454] and won! 0 days, 03:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/21 18:35:39] HellSpawn [474/604] has challenged YeKong [35/470] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:57 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/04/21 02:16:13] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:48 towards level 56.
[12/04/21 14:10:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 7 days, 15:30:50 toward level 56.
[12/04/21 22:18:56] HellSpawn discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:42:48 towards level 56.
[12/05/21 16:39:17] HellSpawn [571/604] has come upon talisein [33/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:57:53 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/06/21 05:29:58] postikana [365/417] has challenged HellSpawn [226/604] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:11:40 is removed from postikana's clock.
[12/06/21 11:24:46] sbp [348/432] has come upon HellSpawn [280/604] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:57:42 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/06/21 14:16:49] ToHellWithGA, JeDa, and Kronan [354/2675] have team battled HellSpawn, VOID, and Feltharell [31/1400] and won! 1 day, 09:23:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/21 20:27:21] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:39 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 03:36:49] dCLCp, HellSpawn, and xbill [303/1648] have team battled CompanionCube, chiastre, and MadMan [1066/2403] and lost! 0 days, 08:00:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/21 05:41:53] kptr [498/540] has come upon HellSpawn [539/604] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:40:31 is added to kptr's clock.
[12/07/21 07:58:58] HellSpawn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:11 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 13:54:21] kenyon, cremefresh, and HellSpawn [187/1967] have team battled Ungoliant, kline, and SCSi [1237/1462] and lost! 0 days, 22:30:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/21 04:23:04] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:30 towards level 56.
[12/09/21 08:45:33] HellSpawn [142/604] has challenged Sergio [192/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:56:12 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/09/21 18:16:57] Cirdan, judahnator, and laama [1583/1867] have team battled HellSpawn, Lord255, and tmberg [1434/1925] and won! 0 days, 01:55:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/21 15:52:04] HellSpawn [184/604] has challenged kiska [518/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:21 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/10/21 20:53:07] HellSpawn [283/604] has challenged talisein [187/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:41:17 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/10/21 21:53:20] HellSpawn [72/604] has challenged Lenny_ [88/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:32 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/10/21 22:31:44] Chuck [435/513] has come upon HellSpawn [237/604] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:24:23 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/11/21 12:46:12] HellSpawn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:56 towards level 56.
[12/12/21 04:48:44] HellSpawn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:13 towards level 56.
[12/12/21 21:47:19] Svetland, BastelBot, and Koffa [1087/1790] have team battled HellSpawn, pfoley, and simple [2054/2125] and lost! 1 day, 23:43:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/21 03:04:19] HellSpawn [46/604] has challenged pwae [510/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:52 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/13/21 11:35:42] HellSpawn [486/687] has challenged heisenbug [125/580] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/13/21 15:30:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 15 days, 16:41:40 toward level 57.
[12/14/21 21:34:19] HellSpawn got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:37 towards level 57.
[12/15/21 16:25:01] HellSpawn [601/687] has come upon cremefresh [322/706] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:51:21 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/16/21 01:22:43] drahthaar [307/557] has challenged HellSpawn [352/687] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[12/17/21 01:11:19] Hirion, tsr, and munkis [137/1505] have team battled Yuhno, JamCow, and HellSpawn [424/1550] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/21 01:53:57] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:50 towards level 57.
[12/17/21 08:02:09] MistahKel, gildarts, and Arch [236/1935] have team battled HellSpawn, Plato, and Yarosh [1309/1699] and lost! 0 days, 17:45:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/21 19:20:40] HellSpawn [344/687] has come upon tswsl [465/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:47 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/18/21 07:04:30] Forud, BUSY, and HellSpawn [511/1942] have team battled heisenbug, Phil, and CornFly [1946/1968] and lost! 0 days, 07:31:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/21 14:55:58] HellSpawn [347/687] has come upon Acolarh [407/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:29:06 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/20/21 05:56:04] Wolf [153/493] has come upon HellSpawn [575/687] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:48:48 is added to Wolf's clock.
[12/20/21 12:11:13] HellSpawn [142/687] has come upon mrmonday [294/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:24 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/20/21 12:45:27] el, DrinkyBird, and HellSpawn [848/1840] have team battled mrmonday, krin, and gildarts [1062/1848] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 01:19:29] Chuck [309/513] has come upon HellSpawn [663/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:50:11 is added to Chuck's clock.
[12/21/21 06:08:01] HellSpawn [84/695] has challenged Pinkman [172/440] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/21/21 17:56:44] HellSpawn EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:25:08 from level 58.
[12/23/21 08:50:32] HellSpawn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:53:16 from level 58.
[12/23/21 20:49:35] JigmeDatse [505/562] has come upon HellSpawn [306/695] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:41:29 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[12/23/21 21:06:23] HellSpawn was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:36:22 from level 58.
[12/24/21 17:49:45] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:48 towards level 58.
[12/25/21 09:12:03] HellSpawn [502/695] has come upon Tor [382/425] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:25:32 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/25/21 14:21:49] buzel, Kachin, and Zaratustra [679/2426] have team battled HellSpawn, jacob1, and Lenny_ [313/2050] and won! 2 days, 06:59:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/21 09:03:13] Chuck [522/530] has come upon HellSpawn [434/695] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:55:34 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/28/21 15:31:31] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:24:28 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 18:37:31] HellSpawn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:40 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 23:19:10] HellSpawn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:06 towards level 58.
[12/29/21 15:24:30] HellSpawn [390/695] has challenged EddieT137 [294/382] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:36:37 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/30/21 01:18:11] HellSpawn [125/695] has come upon bg [571/762] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:47:33 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/30/21 15:52:27] Asara [322/437] has challenged HellSpawn [427/695] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/31/21 11:36:23] HellSpawn, jayvee, and Sergio [104/2089] have team battled Feltharell, bananaboat, and res0nat0r [73/1458] and won! 2 days, 00:37:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/22 04:14:43] megubyte [158/528] has challenged HellSpawn [606/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:51:55 is added to megubyte's clock.
[01/04/22 06:04:23] HellSpawn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:44:46 from level 58.
[01/05/22 08:40:19] golgy [265/543] has come upon HellSpawn [302/695] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:42:10 is added to golgy's clock.
[01/06/22 18:43:59] Fenrik [267/750] has come upon HellSpawn [385/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:53:19 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[01/07/22 15:51:52] HellSpawn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:03 towards level 58.
[01/08/22 17:46:18] V [726/800] has come upon HellSpawn [203/695] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:51:15 is removed from V's clock.
[01/11/22 05:27:19] VonToutCourt, crysis, and Andrio [1100/2116] have team battled Platonides, TimWolla, and HellSpawn [577/2222] and won! 0 days, 11:07:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 15:52:55] soltys [333/641] has come upon HellSpawn [257/695] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:57:16 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/13/22 19:14:59] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:43 from level 58.
[01/13/22 23:26:08] KeboDK [335/475] has come upon HellSpawn [17/695] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:08:17 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[01/14/22 06:04:19] bananaboat [112/569] has challenged HellSpawn [4/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:24:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/14/22 08:22:13] HellSpawn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HellSpawn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/22 03:08:38] Feoh [568/670] has challenged HellSpawn [265/690] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:35:18 is removed from Feoh's clock.
[01/15/22 08:38:31] HellSpawn [532/690] has come upon Chuck [18/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:36:01 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/15/22 18:36:55] The_Decryptor, theZoMBiE, and tswsl [1494/1990] have team battled HellSpawn, Covid-19, and Sario [587/1602] and won! 0 days, 16:07:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/22 23:25:48] KeboDK, blabber, and Ecko [1117/1325] have team battled HellSpawn, bg, and shikhin [1512/1975] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/22 09:45:53] soltys [102/649] has challenged HellSpawn [679/690] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/18/22 13:37:30] thornrag [404/597] has come upon HellSpawn [684/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:32:13 is added to thornrag's clock.
[01/18/22 15:07:37] HellSpawn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:25 towards level 58.
[01/19/22 08:02:44] HellSpawn [7/690] has challenged Destruia [506/751] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/19/22 21:37:07] shikhin, HellSpawn, and Omega [543/1475] have team battled megubyte, buyoq, and tomhek [1058/2098] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/22 11:41:58] HellSpawn [58/690] has come upon O[_] [510/606] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:08:05 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/22/22 15:47:45] HellSpawn broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:53:34 from level 59.
[01/23/22 03:43:01] thatmint [121/294] has challenged HellSpawn [606/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to thatmint's clock.
[01/23/22 09:10:31] HellSpawn, Cirdan, and Acolarh [897/2244] have team battled style, Feltharell, and Ralle [132/1398] and won! 5 days, 04:19:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/22 22:56:25] HellSpawn discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:54:33 towards level 59.
[01/24/22 09:22:29] misha [297/458] has come upon HellSpawn [394/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:27 is added to misha's clock.
[01/24/22 11:11:04] HellSpawn, DefiantN, and Fabio [536/1060] have team battled V, xbill, and Bluedog [121/2523] and won! 0 days, 00:01:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/22 10:02:58] HellSpawn [659/690] has challenged Wolf [710/789] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:52:45 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/26/22 14:24:36] HellSpawn [203/690] has come upon popey [231/404] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:10:14 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/27/22 07:45:42] HellSpawn [322/690] has challenged drahthaar [264/564] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:57:39 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/27/22 12:02:00] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:01:38 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 12:35:04] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:02:36 from level 59.
[01/27/22 18:47:52] Visse [379/398] has challenged HellSpawn [387/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:26 is added to Visse's clock.
[01/30/22 08:59:44] Zaratustra [182/908] has challenged HellSpawn [303/690] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:08:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/30/22 13:00:02] HellSpawn was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:21:28 from level 59.
[01/30/22 13:33:47] HellSpawn [421/690] has come upon A_Dragon [267/854] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:57:09 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[02/01/22 02:40:05] CrashOverride, SCSi, and Asara [210/1607] have team battled tsr, HellSpawn, and hax404 [1798/1956] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/22 04:07:59] HellSpawn [494/690] has challenged A_Dragon [799/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:12:46 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[02/03/22 15:59:44] HellSpawn has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:39:57 from level 59.
[02/06/22 17:01:11] HellSpawn invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:56:27 towards level 59.
[02/09/22 07:02:00] Techman, signofzeta, and buzzzzz [1223/2181] have team battled Gorek, jjasghar, and HellSpawn [347/2260] and won! 0 days, 05:51:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/22 16:41:22] HellSpawn, Lnk, and nyuszika7h [305/2282] have team battled Angelina, d4n13L, and dwfreed [892/1871] and lost! 3 days, 10:45:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/22 23:50:15] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:49 towards level 59.
[02/11/22 18:55:03] Bkid, sky, and SirBummelz [1404/1549] have team battled HellSpawn, Nysdar, and krin [210/2144] and won! 0 days, 16:11:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/22 07:20:43] sbp [28/427] has challenged HellSpawn [481/690] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/13/22 09:56:50] MadMan, signofzeta, and Lnk [476/2108] have team battled Feltharell, HellSpawn, and golgy [249/1817] and won! 1 day, 17:20:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/22 15:41:10] Kritzefitz [161/915] has come upon HellSpawn [136/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:05:49 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[02/13/22 21:05:33] MaxwellSheffield [143/229] has challenged HellSpawn [24/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from MaxwellSheffield's clock.
[02/15/22 06:29:01] sky, HellSpawn, and Tangles [1189/2070] have team battled Sokar, commie, and jacob1 [1054/1929] and won! 0 days, 06:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/22 20:18:46] HellSpawn got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:53:39 towards level 59.
[02/17/22 11:37:47] DrinkyBird [795/812] has come upon HellSpawn [592/690] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:48:06 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/17/22 18:13:54] HellSpawn [239/690] has come upon A_Dragon [563/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:45:14 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[02/20/22 01:34:19] HellSpawn [610/690] has challenged kinus [413/470] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:43:08 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[02/20/22 21:59:48] HellSpawn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:10 towards level 59.
[02/21/22 08:58:54] HellSpawn [362/690] has come upon bobvador [760/886] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:02:35 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[02/23/22 05:02:05] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:30 towards level 59.
[02/23/22 09:07:11] HellSpawn bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:43 from level 59.
[02/25/22 00:56:02] HellSpawn, Sherpard2, and Kazador [1539/1575] have team battled vegadark, pants, and Carl [1501/1927] and won! 0 days, 01:43:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/22 04:53:29] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:21 towards level 59.
[02/25/22 19:02:45] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:56 towards level 59.
[02/26/22 08:03:07] HellSpawn [568/690] has challenged ion [196/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:46 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[02/26/22 12:38:22] zbe [472/583] has come upon HellSpawn [611/690] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:58:05 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/26/22 18:30:46] HellSpawn [360/690] has challenged Sorin [216/737] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[02/26/22 22:55:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 12 days, 20:08:03 toward level 60.
[02/27/22 07:07:35] Ungoliant [454/493] has challenged HellSpawn [602/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:41 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[02/27/22 07:35:09] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:26 towards level 60.
[02/27/22 09:07:56] Tangles [64/770] has challenged HellSpawn [601/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:58:53 is added to Tangles's clock.
[03/02/22 07:47:50] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:22 towards level 60.
[03/03/22 07:00:02] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:43 towards level 60.
[03/04/22 03:27:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 7 days, 12:56:51 toward level 60.
[03/05/22 17:32:22] HellSpawn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:14 towards level 60.
[03/06/22 20:30:18] HellSpawn, csc2ya, and mordac [1684/1913] have team battled nya, washclof, and talisein [741/2473] and won! 1 day, 01:17:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/22 15:27:11] Cockatrice [69/227] has challenged HellSpawn [352/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[03/08/22 18:09:42] JamCow, sky, and Theleveler [798/1892] have team battled caeli, HellSpawn, and jacob1 [1517/2504] and lost! 1 day, 00:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/22 20:29:03] HellSpawn [548/690] has challenged allo [376/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:46 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/11/22 03:38:23] HellSpawn [141/690] has challenged vegadark [165/656] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/11/22 11:48:07] HellSpawn [171/690] has come upon TauPan [192/598] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:09:11 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/12/22 05:49:32] Thorael, "\@_, and rawgreaze [2209/2238] have team battled HellSpawn, SCSi, and anarcat [884/2291] and won! 1 day, 08:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/22 08:47:36] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:18:09 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 17:27:03] HellSpawn [492/690] has come upon Lnk [630/1001] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:51:57 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/13/22 00:35:03] HellSpawn misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:35:37 from level 61.
[03/13/22 09:16:37] HellSpawn, freeboson, and csc2ya [298/2161] have team battled invisiblek, Centrixx, and JigmeDatse [1283/1361] and lost! 1 day, 14:44:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/22 19:39:22] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:19:02 towards level 61.
[03/15/22 09:10:36] signofzeta, Platonides, and misha [537/1773] have team battled HellSpawn, DrinkyBird, and sheu [887/2075] and lost! 0 days, 14:13:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/22 12:14:27] Asara [49/475] has come upon HellSpawn [637/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:58:10 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/15/22 12:14:27] Asara [285/475] has come upon HellSpawn [470/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:41:14 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/16/22 19:13:37] HellSpawn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:42:32 towards level 61.
[03/17/22 03:45:11] crank, bsleep, and Malvolio [1675/1882] have team battled Khorne, gegenschein, and HellSpawn [512/2398] and won! 0 days, 06:10:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 12:41:31] csc2ya [316/705] has come upon HellSpawn [459/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:33:47 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[03/18/22 21:24:37] h00k [136/207] has challenged HellSpawn [175/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/19/22 10:47:55] style, tomhek, and keepermurph [1010/1734] have team battled pfoley, HellSpawn, and TauPan [1750/1889] and lost! 3 days, 00:50:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/22 17:16:45] DrinkyBird [148/815] has come upon HellSpawn [678/690] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:56:18 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/20/22 05:26:39] HellSpawn [671/690] has come upon Khorne [627/1094] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:14:17 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/20/22 17:18:57] HellSpawn [481/690] has challenged ZOTTA [184/415] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:55:05 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/20/22 21:04:25] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:37:46 towards level 61.
[03/21/22 03:19:21] HellSpawn discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:43:59 towards level 61.
[03/21/22 06:23:46] Misza [626/940] has challenged HellSpawn [614/690] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:36:19 is removed from Misza's clock.
[03/21/22 13:53:13] pyre, V, and HellSpawn [1607/2050] have team battled golgy, Sario, and zbe [254/1591] and won! 1 day, 02:24:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/22 17:10:19] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:46:14 towards level 61.
[03/21/22 17:12:50] Abe, KeboDK, and Hirion [718/1667] have team battled HellSpawn, coding_monk, and pants [1242/2137] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/22 10:43:48] HellSpawn [471/690] has challenged soltys [463/649] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:09:06 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/26/22 00:32:34] Tangles [517/778] has challenged HellSpawn [406/690] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[03/27/22 01:07:56] gegenschein [390/628] has come upon HellSpawn [515/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:09:57 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[03/27/22 15:09:31] HellSpawn [232/690] has come upon Togra [201/682] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:36:52 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/28/22 07:21:15] idleneutral [195/269] has come upon HellSpawn [240/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:06 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[03/28/22 14:49:13] ryp [382/432] has challenged HellSpawn [282/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:35 is removed from ryp's clock.
[03/28/22 15:54:54] Ancalagon, gegenschein, and signofzeta [1904/1954] have team battled Yarosh, cfjk, and HellSpawn [1486/1660] and won! 0 days, 21:15:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/22 23:26:12] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:13 towards level 61.
[03/31/22 15:01:30] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:20 towards level 61.
[03/31/22 15:08:56] HellSpawn EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:33 from level 61.
[04/01/22 02:47:00] LeD [44/70] has challenged HellSpawn [78/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to LeD's clock.
[04/01/22 04:43:26] postikana [422/441] has challenged HellSpawn [4/690] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from postikana's clock.
[04/01/22 08:04:03] VonToutCourt, Koffa, and HellSpawn [1326/2134] have team battled HeavyPodda, Bahhumbug, and coding_monk [1449/1889] and lost! 1 day, 08:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/22 18:53:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 4 days, 00:23:07 toward level 61.
[04/02/22 01:20:51] Arch [320/617] has challenged HellSpawn [10/690] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:01:10 is removed from Arch's clock.
[04/02/22 15:34:16] eising, Angelina, and HellSpawn [670/1909] have team battled Disruptor, Ancalagon, and misha [301/1982] and won! 0 days, 13:39:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 16:59:12] HellSpawn [647/690] has come upon kobld [151/191] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:43:32 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/02/22 17:18:18] megubyte [254/553] has challenged HellSpawn [119/690] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[04/04/22 18:42:40] HellSpawn [141/705] has challenged golgy [308/567] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/04/22 20:54:05] Sorin [241/737] has challenged HellSpawn [551/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:41 is added to Sorin's clock.
[04/05/22 11:39:16] HellSpawn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:46:50 towards level 62.
[04/05/22 17:27:36] HellSpawn [536/705] has come upon tmberg [631/846] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:02:31 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/07/22 01:40:30] HellSpawn learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:35:33 towards level 62.
[04/08/22 05:57:42] Centrixx [61/786] has come upon HellSpawn [667/705] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:46:00 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[04/09/22 07:45:02] nya, Lenny_, and HellSpawn [1051/1898] have team battled anarcat, Lord255, and TheGreatest [1378/2049] and lost! 0 days, 23:21:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/22 12:50:27] cornfeedhobo, Cirdan, and Pinkman [728/2406] have team battled HellSpawn, SCSi, and drahthaar [1081/1797] and lost! 3 days, 13:23:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/22 01:56:25] idleneutral [311/329] has challenged HellSpawn [58/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[04/15/22 09:58:29] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:37:45 from level 62.
[04/15/22 16:32:17] SirBummelz [161/682] has challenged HellSpawn [31/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:29:53 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[04/16/22 10:35:53] HellSpawn [6/705] has challenged Paganel [77/665] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:30:45 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/16/22 14:46:16] tswsl, Ungoliant, and heisenbug [1279/1584] have team battled blabber, el, and HellSpawn [450/2170] and won! 0 days, 00:14:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/22 23:08:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 34 days, 10:33:12 toward level 62.
[04/18/22 23:24:25] vegadark, Fam0r, and ZOTTA [225/1930] have team battled HellSpawn, kptr, and Techman [2119/2150] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/22 23:31:29] texke, HellSpawn, and jayvee [284/2171] have team battled omn0mn0m, Koffa, and Lenny_ [689/1470] and lost! 3 days, 16:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/22 05:55:45] Sario [241/500] has come upon HellSpawn [499/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:37:34 is added to Sario's clock.
[04/20/22 12:07:06] kptr, womblecat, and pwae [195/2214] have team battled ephemer0l, HellSpawn, and nyuszika7h [1099/1944] and lost! 5 days, 10:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/22 18:10:38] Psilocybe, Wolf, and HellSpawn [1546/2505] have team battled el, damyan, and Kachin [1428/2116] and won! 3 days, 20:24:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/22 14:20:05] Juan, Fam0r, and HellSpawn [213/1798] have team battled adamus1red, starlink, and sc [795/2426] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/22 23:12:56] ToHellWithGA, Bluedog, and BUSY [608/2380] have team battled Arch, HellSpawn, and Destruia [1529/2030] and lost! 0 days, 23:06:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/22 16:17:02] HellSpawn [657/705] has come upon CodeGeek [887/968] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:23:59 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/24/22 17:14:05] HellSpawn [605/705] has come upon CodeGeek [422/968] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:16:00 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/24/22 17:14:05] HellSpawn has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:17:05 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[04/24/22 23:40:34] idlegood [14/559] has come upon HellSpawn [561/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:31:32 is added to idlegood's clock.
[04/25/22 06:33:26] thornrag, Pinkman, and Nuae [1533/1973] have team battled Covid-19, HellSpawn, and Bolded [1358/2051] and won! 0 days, 01:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 09:12:24] opcode [104/528] has come upon HellSpawn [497/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:09 is added to opcode's clock.
[04/25/22 09:17:34] Svetland, Cirdan, and HellSpawn [238/2463] have team battled blackroot, Tabmow, and tmberg [601/1920] and lost! 2 days, 04:37:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/22 16:51:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 3 days, 01:57:53 toward level 62.
[04/25/22 23:14:46] HellSpawn got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:34 from level 62.
[04/26/22 17:22:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed HellSpawn with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 07:46:33 from level 62.
[04/27/22 14:40:18] HellSpawn was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:54:44 from level 62.
[04/30/22 18:20:06] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:20 towards level 62.
[05/01/22 10:06:43] HellSpawn [595/705] has come upon scumola [433/656] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:12:45 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/02/22 02:52:05] HellSpawn [478/705] has challenged Psilocybe [6/1006] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:28:57 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/03/22 00:11:57] Tabmow, t3chn0, and Centrixx [1419/2288] have team battled HellSpawn, Pinkman, and Xenthys [1457/2288] and lost! 0 days, 19:53:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/22 05:04:39] HellSpawn learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:04 towards level 62.
[05/05/22 08:07:53] blackroot [452/553] has challenged HellSpawn [61/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:25:50 is removed from blackroot's clock.
[05/05/22 10:08:17] HellSpawn [486/705] has challenged KindOne [464/487] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:50:30 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/05/22 20:46:11] HellSpawn has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:05:39 from level 62.
[05/07/22 21:53:13] HellSpawn was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:40 from level 62.
[05/08/22 16:05:02] HellSpawn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:48 towards level 62.
[05/09/22 07:30:02] HellSpawn [401/705] has come upon eising [7/568] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:53:20 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/10/22 01:18:19] HellSpawn [261/705] has come upon bobvador [33/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:05 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/10/22 08:33:34] enyc [63/323] has challenged HellSpawn [276/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to enyc's clock.
[05/10/22 10:33:33] csc2ya [518/725] has come upon HellSpawn [1/705] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:05:00 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[05/10/22 21:50:38] HellSpawn lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:05 from level 62.
[05/11/22 08:33:13] HellSpawn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:29 towards level 62.
[05/12/22 14:32:48] HellSpawn [160/945] has challenged Lenny_ [49/539] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:28 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/13/22 05:29:09] Alarien, unicron, and Feltharell [1100/2056] have team battled HellSpawn, t3chn0, and jacob1 [2193/2818] and lost! 2 days, 07:27:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/22 13:19:48] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:13:37 towards level 63.
[05/15/22 21:57:18] krin, pasquale, and TheSilentLink [1754/2077] have team battled Sombra, HellSpawn, and Chuck [1736/2496] and won! 0 days, 14:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/22 02:22:37] omero, MadMan, HellSpawn, and Tabmow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/22 03:58:55] slim [153/407] has challenged HellSpawn [689/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to slim's clock.
[05/17/22 10:01:36] Togra, blabber, and vegadark [2232/2492] have team battled scumola, HellSpawn, and Ferris [1304/2230] and won! 1 day, 09:08:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/22 13:46:07] Puff [395/769] has come upon HellSpawn [674/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:35:32 is added to Puff's clock.
[05/17/22 17:57:31] HellSpawn, zifnab06, and DrinkyBird [494/2582] have team battled tmberg, Disruptor, and Alarien [523/2333] and lost! 1 day, 21:33:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/22 19:57:16] HellSpawn [43/945] has come upon adamus1red [7/787] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:57:09 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/18/22 05:14:58] brycec [468/920] has challenged HellSpawn [76/945] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:35:13 is removed from brycec's clock.
[05/18/22 09:31:41] Malvolio [475/539] has come upon HellSpawn [837/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:50 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/18/22 09:33:03] Malvolio [454/539] has come upon HellSpawn [919/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/19/22 01:00:28] buzel, Forud, and HellSpawn [1454/2541] have team battled el, Acolarh, and hdm [391/2317] and won! 1 day, 02:07:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/22 04:33:03] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:38:03 towards level 63.
[05/21/22 02:58:09] HellSpawn was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:19:44 from level 63.
[05/22/22 10:20:51] crank [327/715] has come upon HellSpawn [298/945] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:00:44 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/23/22 20:50:04] hax404 [413/451] has come upon HellSpawn [750/945] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:37:27 is added to hax404's clock.
[05/25/22 18:59:32] HellSpawn got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:20 towards level 63.
[05/27/22 10:57:32] HellSpawn was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:16:33 from level 63.
[05/28/22 10:50:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 5 days, 23:30:59 toward level 63.
[05/30/22 09:12:02] TheSilentLink [384/685] has come upon HellSpawn [151/948] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:10:25 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/31/22 13:14:19] HellSpawn broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:16 from level 63.
[06/02/22 05:43:29] TheSilentLink [357/685] has come upon HellSpawn [590/948] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:05:41 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/02/22 08:39:31] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:57 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 22:00:13] el [475/643] has come upon HellSpawn [877/948] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:41:13 is added to el's clock.
[06/04/22 00:14:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 0 days, 01:46:03 toward level 63.
[06/04/22 03:31:17] HellSpawn [814/948] has challenged Malvolio [17/543] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:38 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/05/22 19:20:58] ukleinek, Crazycatlady, and heisenbug [720/1894] have team battled Ralle, anarcat, and HellSpawn [596/2703] and won! 0 days, 19:26:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 02:50:30] HellSpawn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:01:57 towards level 64.
[06/06/22 13:05:19] HellSpawn was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:33:14 from level 64.
[06/06/22 14:16:31] HellSpawn [390/948] has come upon CornFly [445/559] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:38:19 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/08/22 21:10:28] Sokar, herald, and HellSpawn [1970/2203] have team battled Aelane, pwae, and bobvador [721/2244] and won! 2 days, 17:33:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/22 20:08:04] Jens [345/529] has come upon HellSpawn [414/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:02:43 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/11/22 20:58:25] jayvee [548/742] has come upon HellSpawn [842/948] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:32:54 is added to jayvee's clock.
[06/12/22 19:58:28] ephemer0l [342/665] has challenged HellSpawn [21/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:04:39 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[06/13/22 05:00:22] HellSpawn [333/948] has challenged hdm [211/965] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:18:13 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/13/22 19:40:16] AlexS, SirBummelz, and jacob1 [485/2382] have team battled talisein, HellSpawn, and Alarien [2105/2353] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 21:21:07] HellSpawn, simple, and unicron [782/2644] have team battled tswsl, Drin, and Covid-19 [514/1812] and won! 2 days, 05:39:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/22 23:36:29] blabber, anarcat, and jayvee [1658/2717] have team battled HellSpawn, Ferris, and el [1164/2222] and won! 5 days, 22:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 02:27:26] Covid-19, BastelBot, and allo [204/1621] have team battled achin, HellSpawn, and dwfreed [1484/2201] and lost! 2 days, 07:24:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 08:31:48] HellSpawn [317/948] has challenged Paganel [139/667] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:39:38 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/16/22 08:49:04] HellSpawn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:45:16 towards level 64.
[06/16/22 14:30:13] Alys [301/674] has come upon HellSpawn [285/948] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:37:58 is removed from Alys's clock.
[06/16/22 19:00:52] tmberg, HellSpawn, and Reilly [2179/2468] have team battled bookworm, jayvee, and Vigrid [370/1910] and won! 0 days, 03:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 22:54:56] ZOTTA, misha, and HellSpawn [1366/2119] have team battled Psilocybe, hugga, and Sombra [1427/2456] and lost! 0 days, 23:56:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 03:35:38] AlexS [542/757] has challenged HellSpawn [566/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:44:53 is added to AlexS's clock.
[06/17/22 19:38:41] ephemer0l [175/665] has challenged HellSpawn [161/948] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:08:57 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[06/18/22 10:54:52] HellSpawn, zankore, and Affliction [408/2551] have team battled zifnab06, hax404, and elf [1025/1905] and lost! 2 days, 01:42:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/22 16:49:14] signofzeta [86/708] has come upon HellSpawn [129/948] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:17:41 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[06/18/22 22:12:40] HellSpawn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:50:32 towards level 64.
[06/19/22 02:46:37] HellSpawn met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:50:49 from level 64.
[06/20/22 15:00:32] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:18:25 from level 64.
[06/20/22 19:54:50] HellSpawn [926/948] has challenged canton7 [36/653] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:53:39 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/20/22 22:01:46] Misza [249/913] has come upon HellSpawn [13/948] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:28:45 is removed from Misza's clock.
[06/21/22 07:30:25] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:11 towards level 64.
[06/22/22 09:39:51] HellSpawn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:03 towards level 64.
[06/22/22 14:55:16] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:49:17 from level 64.
[06/23/22 06:06:26] Gorek [627/977] has challenged HellSpawn [354/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:12:24 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[06/24/22 03:41:35] idleevil, HellSpawn, and Omega [2197/2537] have team battled gildarts, washclof, and dwfreed [1290/2400] and won! 1 day, 04:00:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/22 11:32:19] canton7 [267/653] has challenged HellSpawn [51/948] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/26/22 10:21:20] Chuck [232/602] has challenged HellSpawn [328/948] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:13:46 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/27/22 05:47:39] HellSpawn [665/948] has come upon t3chn0 [405/902] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:50:40 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/28/22 13:57:37] HellSpawn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HellSpawn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/22 21:40:36] HellSpawn [639/943] has come upon ToHellWithGA [996/1009] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:07 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/01/22 07:44:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 5 days, 22:31:03 toward level 64.
[07/01/22 14:06:04] Ankhers [205/657] has come upon HellSpawn [275/943] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:36:32 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[07/01/22 19:54:06] HellSpawn [439/943] has challenged CodeGeek [806/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:48:46 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/02/22 16:53:46] buyoq [16/932] has come upon HellSpawn [221/943] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:52:08 is added to buyoq's clock.
[07/03/22 00:36:44] HellSpawn [573/943] has come upon bg [358/1099] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:40:12 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/03/22 08:31:06] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:52 towards level 64.
[07/03/22 11:29:52] anarcat [38/1166] has challenged HellSpawn [884/943] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to anarcat's clock.
[07/04/22 08:38:04] SirBummelz [637/711] has challenged HellSpawn [345/943] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[07/04/22 09:43:59] HellSpawn [931/943] has challenged Sombra [263/891] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/04/22 18:42:07] HellSpawn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:10:30 towards level 65.
[07/07/22 03:20:26] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:10:03 towards level 65.
[07/07/22 18:23:25] HellSpawn [114/943] has challenged Beefcan [485/667] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:16:39 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/07/22 20:23:51] HellSpawn [880/943] has challenged Ungoliant [282/475] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:39:50 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/07/22 22:42:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 22 days, 20:33:20 toward level 65.
[07/08/22 06:05:26] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:32 towards level 65.
[07/08/22 22:28:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 2 days, 07:52:45 toward level 65.
[07/10/22 03:32:29] GilbertErik, io, and HellSpawn [1092/2404] have team battled nyuszika7h, Khorne, and mordac [1334/2139] and lost! 1 day, 17:49:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/22 07:36:13] Sombra, BastelBot, and HellSpawn [1244/2353] have team battled bookworm, Affliction, and noex [864/1801] and won! 2 days, 01:23:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 12:37:00] Cirdan [733/983] has challenged HellSpawn [794/943] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:25:23 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[07/11/22 11:41:24] HellSpawn [119/943] has come upon Aksej [514/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:33:22 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/11/22 20:42:05] damyan, Psilocybe, and d4n13L [239/2135] have team battled ion, HellSpawn, and TauPan [1547/2458] and lost! 0 days, 17:00:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/22 07:35:17] HellSpawn [927/943] has come upon Tabmow [300/559] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:12:16 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/12/22 23:01:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed HellSpawn with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 10:07:04 from level 65.
[07/14/22 00:02:39] MELOONi, jaxson, and Tabmow [614/1990] have team battled HellSpawn, soltys, and elf [944/2277] and lost! 0 days, 17:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/22 15:57:43] cremefresh [47/744] has challenged HellSpawn [429/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:22:02 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[07/14/22 16:57:54] HellSpawn [30/943] has challenged Pinkman [216/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:18 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/15/22 03:00:01] AlexS [258/757] has challenged HellSpawn [843/943] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:08:10 is added to AlexS's clock.
[07/16/22 13:37:14] KindOne [63/487] has come upon HellSpawn [888/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:20:55 is added to KindOne's clock.
[07/16/22 13:43:15] VOID, signofzeta, and HellSpawn [385/2410] have team battled Beefcan, munkis, and Vigrid [325/2046] and won! 0 days, 11:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/22 11:19:09] Misza [226/968] has come upon HellSpawn [355/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:13:13 is added to Misza's clock.
[07/17/22 15:03:20] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:49 towards level 65.
[07/18/22 02:23:11] munkis [598/861] has challenged HellSpawn [319/943] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from munkis's clock.
[07/18/22 07:38:15] HellSpawn [821/943] has come upon MadMan [228/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:06 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/18/22 09:18:33] HellSpawn [613/943] has challenged ToHellWithGA [547/1009] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/18/22 15:17:23] HellSpawn [498/943] has challenged GyrosGeier [553/616] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:23:54 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/18/22 15:24:45] HellSpawn has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:40:31 from level 66.
[07/20/22 02:13:34] HellSpawn [865/943] has come upon talisein [438/770] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:41:08 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/20/22 09:26:06] apb [724/929] has challenged HellSpawn [387/943] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:44:43 is removed from apb's clock.
[07/22/22 18:10:54] HellSpawn [449/943] has come upon bg [293/1101] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:01:23 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/24/22 15:23:44] HellSpawn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:35:33 from level 66.
[07/25/22 01:55:15] VonToutCourt, HellSpawn, and A_Dragon [920/3162] have team battled Sleepy_boi, io, and Sombra [359/2278] and won! 0 days, 01:59:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/22 22:41:11] SuzakuMedli [300/439] has challenged HellSpawn [20/943] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[07/26/22 07:31:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed HellSpawn with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 16:49:08 from level 66.
[07/26/22 19:38:39] Alys, HellSpawn, and cornfeedhobo [367/2324] have team battled nya, buyoq, and adamus1red [2503/2541] and lost! 6 days, 23:07:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/22 01:15:26] csc2ya [2/824] has come upon HellSpawn [128/943] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:58:34 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[07/31/22 15:25:19] apb [436/925] has come upon HellSpawn [466/943] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:19:32 is added to apb's clock.
[08/01/22 09:05:44] HellSpawn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:43:30 from level 66.
[08/01/22 11:26:00] HellSpawn [118/943] has challenged cfjk [373/561] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:19:51 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/01/22 15:58:33] HellSpawn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:53:33 towards level 66.
[08/01/22 17:49:04] HellSpawn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:41:28 towards level 66.
[08/02/22 05:53:22] Juan [226/558] has come upon HellSpawn [533/943] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:30:27 is added to Juan's clock.
[08/03/22 21:38:14] Arch [286/586] has challenged HellSpawn [753/943] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:09:16 is added to Arch's clock.
[08/03/22 23:16:32] HellSpawn was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:12:06 from level 66.
[08/07/22 03:57:39] HellSpawn, JamCow, and _sh [1067/2582] have team battled buyoq, Kemikals, and Tenorman [646/1930] and won! 4 days, 05:28:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/22 12:33:56] bookworm, HellSpawn, and ZOTTA [909/2341] have team battled hax404, _sh, and nyuszika7h [982/1889] and lost! 0 days, 12:44:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/22 04:01:52] CrashOverride [632/748] has come upon HellSpawn [763/939] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:17:10 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[08/09/22 12:05:39] EddieT137 [472/686] has challenged HellSpawn [458/939] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:41:57 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[08/10/22 02:07:11] Notir [146/817] has come upon HellSpawn [16/939] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:25:16 is removed from Notir's clock.
[08/10/22 15:44:10] HellSpawn, tswsl, and SSLbits [41/1964] have team battled AlexS, hugga, and iiriix [1873/2051] and lost! 0 days, 20:24:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/22 15:16:05] Omega [736/1036] has challenged HellSpawn [400/939] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:52:48 is removed from Omega's clock.
[08/11/22 20:17:16] HellSpawn got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:59:56 towards level 66.
[08/11/22 21:42:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 2 days, 23:06:29 toward level 66.
[08/11/22 22:57:42] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:49:08 towards level 66.
[08/13/22 03:16:35] HellSpawn lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:57:30 from level 66.
[08/13/22 15:18:47] noex, sam, and Cirdan [507/2146] have team battled HellSpawn, beasty, and ahmubashshir [485/1925] and won! 0 days, 07:25:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 02:40:25] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:56:40 towards level 66.
[08/14/22 22:50:57] megubyte, Nuae, and MELOONi [1264/2150] have team battled StalkR, HellSpawn, and cornfeedhobo [157/2381] and won! 1 day, 02:33:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/22 18:32:07] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:59 towards level 66.
[08/15/22 21:48:46] thornrag, rawgreaze, and hdm [1003/2468] have team battled SCSi, HellSpawn, and eising [883/2138] and won! 1 day, 06:28:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/22 23:07:56] HellSpawn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:21 towards level 66.
[08/16/22 01:52:42] cadfael, HellSpawn, and shikhin [732/2701] have team battled Tabmow, Russell, and vectr0n [1995/2428] and lost! 2 days, 18:36:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/22 03:09:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 5 days, 07:28:20 toward level 66.
[08/17/22 05:12:56] BUSY [215/674] has come upon HellSpawn [524/939] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:49:26 is added to BUSY's clock.
[08/17/22 07:21:31] HellSpawn [605/939] has come upon jello [183/272] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:24:53 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/17/22 13:20:50] kinus, nawcom, and HellSpawn [363/2062] have team battled spex, SirNeo, and VonToutCourt [48/2765] and won! 1 day, 19:27:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 14:51:20] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:44 from level 66.
[08/18/22 07:53:19] nawcom [67/613] has come upon HellSpawn [330/939] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:58:10 is added to nawcom's clock.
[08/19/22 07:26:15] io [789/825] has come upon HellSpawn [167/939] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:12:51 is removed from io's clock.
[08/19/22 14:24:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 3 days, 03:45:22 toward level 66.
[08/21/22 09:03:25] pants, zbe, and HellSpawn [642/2633] have team battled Gorek, Paganel, and jello [1737/1973] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/22 16:35:25] HellSpawn [703/939] has challenged buzel [650/701] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/24/22 00:46:44] HellSpawn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:09:45 towards level 67.
[08/24/22 11:36:08] KyloRen, zifnab06, and nyuszika7h [307/1941] have team battled HellSpawn, slim, and vectr0n [1751/2104] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/22 04:45:02] Aksej, HellSpawn, and pants [166/2447] have team battled Kritzefitz, t3chn0, and scumola [1564/2786] and lost! 1 day, 08:04:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/22 10:36:27] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:59:51 towards level 67.
[08/26/22 05:27:58] CompanionCube [707/839] has challenged HellSpawn [890/939] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:43:44 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[08/27/22 10:18:54] pasquale [890/927] has come upon HellSpawn [37/939] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:58:43 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[08/28/22 03:49:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 2 days, 03:31:34 toward level 67.
[08/28/22 04:37:46] HellSpawn [664/939] has challenged Pricey [664/683] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:54:02 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/28/22 20:27:02] beasty [329/543] has challenged HellSpawn [912/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to beasty's clock.
[08/28/22 22:15:52] soltys, kenyon, and bookworm [1582/2574] have team battled ToHellWithGA, HellSpawn, and GilbertErik [1197/2616] and won! 4 days, 09:46:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/22 10:44:03] HellSpawn [669/939] has challenged GilbertErik [82/649] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:30:51 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/29/22 15:10:15] HellSpawn misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:45:29 from level 67.
[08/31/22 01:32:10] HellSpawn lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:53:34 from level 67.
[09/02/22 11:04:14] HellSpawn [46/939] has challenged rawgreaze [170/827] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:10:49 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/04/22 14:10:32] HellSpawn [303/939] has come upon CornFly [25/585] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:15:53 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/05/22 02:01:55] HellSpawn [580/939] has come upon Disruptor [64/1168] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:24:19 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/06/22 07:23:31] yano [493/750] has challenged HellSpawn [494/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:52 is added to yano's clock.
[09/07/22 08:06:45] HellSpawn [392/939] has come upon Thorael [937/954] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:53:15 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/08/22 19:19:08] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:30 towards level 67.
[09/09/22 00:56:38] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:33:09 towards level 67.
[09/11/22 11:28:42] HellSpawn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:53 from level 67.
[09/11/22 14:50:35] HellSpawn [367/939] has challenged Psilocybe [636/1075] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:12:39 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/12/22 03:16:47] xbill, Sombra, and Disruptor [2755/3099] have team battled HellSpawn, Fenrik, and bobvador [1986/2759] and won! 0 days, 01:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 15:55:45] CornFly [258/585] has challenged HellSpawn [166/939] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:44:29 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/13/22 09:56:25] HellSpawn [332/939] has come upon Ungoliant [678/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:52:52 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/14/22 05:30:08] HellSpawn [415/939] has come upon ahmubashshir [37/609] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:29:36 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/14/22 18:26:28] Cockatrice, HellSpawn, and zbe [714/2685] have team battled sbp, Forud, and hugga [1830/1899] and lost! 1 day, 01:02:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/22 20:24:14] ChowderKeg, Psilocybe, and HellSpawn [1262/2803] have team battled Aksej, Nuae, and ion [1890/2140] and lost! 1 day, 05:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 01:07:49] bg [910/1068] has challenged HellSpawn [908/939] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:33:45 is removed from bg's clock.
[09/17/22 03:08:02] HellSpawn set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:33:27 from level 67.
[09/17/22 09:19:44] HellSpawn [341/939] has challenged Geoff [172/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:35:32 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/18/22 01:00:48] vegadark [662/943] has come upon HellSpawn [876/939] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:55:08 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/18/22 11:19:15] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:18 towards level 67.
[09/19/22 04:47:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 0 days, 04:19:12 toward level 67.
[09/19/22 05:46:45] blabber, HellSpawn, and rawgreaze [1351/2604] have team battled Reilly, CodeGeek, and bananaboat [2285/2507] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/22 08:16:03] Platonides, Wam, and SirBummelz [2192/2585] have team battled HellSpawn, launchd, and ToHellWithGA [1332/2449] and won! 2 days, 14:22:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/22 01:31:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 0 days, 09:41:43 toward level 67.
[09/23/22 05:59:23] Sario, bookworm, and io [991/2126] have team battled HellSpawn, <rainchick>, and Ankhers [2045/2258] and lost! 0 days, 23:11:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/22 05:07:38] HellSpawn [196/939] has challenged sky [771/847] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/25/22 22:04:18] HellSpawn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:01:53 towards level 68.
[09/26/22 17:06:43] HellSpawn [351/939] has challenged JamCow [265/859] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:08:21 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/27/22 02:05:41] HellSpawn learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:06:35 towards level 68.
[09/27/22 12:59:34] HellSpawn slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! HellSpawn's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/22 18:44:40] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:42:43 towards level 68.
[09/27/22 20:33:25] HellSpawn [774/933] has come upon Yarosh [333/498] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:59:40 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[09/28/22 09:15:11] tmberg [288/695] has challenged HellSpawn [284/933] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:00:28 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[09/28/22 12:15:48] herald [405/719] has challenged HellSpawn [700/933] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:31:49 is added to herald's clock.
[09/28/22 14:45:18] Jens [92/609] has challenged HellSpawn [31/933] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/29/22 09:57:45] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:54:56 towards level 68.
[09/30/22 08:53:26] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:21:27 towards level 68.
[09/30/22 15:03:50] Togra [566/680] has challenged HellSpawn [713/933] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to Togra's clock.
[09/30/22 19:10:45] pwae [107/734] has come upon HellSpawn [544/933] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:37:47 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/01/22 00:30:56] HellSpawn, TheSilentLink, and VonToutCourt [2720/2968] have team battled Ankhers, Reilly, and sc [1345/2213] and won! 0 days, 00:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/22 15:36:53] tsr [455/710] has challenged HellSpawn [11/933] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:35:08 is removed from tsr's clock.
[10/04/22 14:42:38] MELOONi [312/936] has come upon HellSpawn [47/933] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:21:15 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[10/04/22 19:35:15] Centrixx [77/844] has come upon HellSpawn [468/933] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:53:06 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[10/04/22 20:48:11] zifnab06 [128/572] has challenged HellSpawn [483/933] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:05:07 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[10/06/22 15:26:17] t3chn0, LeD, and Yarosh [1535/1933] have team battled jacob1, ChowderKeg, and HellSpawn [151/2732] and won! 0 days, 03:53:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/22 02:49:14] Kronan [253/909] has come upon HellSpawn [387/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:42 is added to Kronan's clock.
[10/07/22 04:44:33] HellSpawn was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:35:01 towards level 68.
[10/07/22 09:23:58] ion [556/875] has come upon HellSpawn [670/933] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:21:44 is added to ion's clock.
[10/09/22 01:15:15] Misza, jacob1, and gegenschein [2354/3090] have team battled RussellB, HellSpawn, and Techman [1032/2792] and won! 0 days, 09:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/22 11:19:12] hdm, HellSpawn, and zifnab06 [146/2449] have team battled EddieT137, Minus, and CornFly [2106/2302] and lost! 1 day, 02:19:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/22 09:55:17] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:32 towards level 68.
[10/11/22 09:47:50] misha, brycec, and SSLbits [1347/2103] have team battled Alys, HellSpawn, and Alarien [390/2219] and won! 1 day, 09:19:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/22 22:03:02] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:44 towards level 68.
[10/12/22 19:44:40] HellSpawn [7/933] has come upon Psilocybe [531/1100] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:01:39 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/13/22 00:57:21] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:06:28 towards level 68.
[10/13/22 08:28:42] HellSpawn reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HellSpawn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/22 03:39:35] HellSpawn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:10 towards level 68.
[10/14/22 06:26:18] Koffa, Alarien, and HellSpawn [1133/2217] have team battled freeboson, Lenny_, and achin [1184/2212] and lost! 2 days, 01:11:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/22 19:14:07] rawgreaze [551/834] has come upon HellSpawn [252/936] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:23:38 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[10/19/22 22:15:42] HellSpawn [664/936] has come upon ZOTTA [243/732] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:07:42 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/20/22 14:24:13] BenDover [295/497] has challenged HellSpawn [104/936] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[10/20/22 14:46:03] HellSpawn ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:31:11 from level 68.
[10/24/22 12:32:25] HellSpawn, jaxson, and dwfreed [237/2365] have team battled simple, Kurenai, and nya [2090/3044] and lost! 0 days, 21:03:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/22 06:45:23] Psilocybe [888/1100] has come upon HellSpawn [417/941] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:03:10 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[10/25/22 18:40:03] ChowderKeg [652/785] has come upon HellSpawn [177/941] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:17:07 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[10/26/22 04:47:13] HellSpawn saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:53 from level 68.
[10/26/22 22:52:03] HellSpawn, Nuae, and MadMan [460/2100] have team battled ahmubashshir, signofzeta, and BastelBot [2112/2380] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/22 09:52:52] canton7, HellSpawn, and el [1470/2426] have team battled KindOne, sky, and Misza [656/2355] and won! 0 days, 06:26:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/22 00:53:51] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:00 towards level 68.
[10/28/22 02:41:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 0 days, 22:50:51 toward level 68.
[10/29/22 14:25:39] HellSpawn [149/941] has challenged blabber [233/861] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/30/22 15:39:59] HellSpawn [169/941] has challenged golgy [570/864] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:03:59 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/31/22 16:53:50] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:05:16 towards level 69.
[11/02/22 09:52:54] HellSpawn [203/941] has challenged keepermurph [389/562] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:34:54 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/03/22 22:00:12] HellSpawn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HellSpawn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/22 23:16:23] Andrio, HellSpawn, and wowbagger [19/1925] have team battled thornrag, Misza, and launchd [775/2314] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/22 01:29:12] HellSpawn set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:47:20 from level 69.
[11/05/22 08:06:38] Chuck [111/672] has challenged HellSpawn [48/937] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:18:09 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[11/06/22 13:23:14] Nuae, style, and buyoq [888/2120] have team battled ZOTTA, HellSpawn, and caeli [1357/2676] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/22 03:54:37] buyoq, LeD, and HellSpawn [903/2414] have team battled Russell, CornFly, and gusto [1106/2240] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/22 03:57:38] pallas [290/388] has challenged HellSpawn [488/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to pallas's clock.
[11/08/22 16:58:02] kptr [454/476] has come upon HellSpawn [8/937] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:39:23 is removed from kptr's clock.
[11/09/22 10:04:09] HellSpawn [307/937] has come upon crank [91/820] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:27:09 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/10/22 02:26:47] HellSpawn, Yarosh, drahthaar, and iiriix have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/22 14:45:17] signofzeta [474/1014] has come upon HellSpawn [778/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:06 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[11/10/22 21:19:24] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:23:54 towards level 69.
[11/11/22 17:28:40] HellSpawn [825/937] has come upon Ankhers [131/712] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:02:43 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/12/22 13:53:32] Misza [614/1011] has come upon HellSpawn [860/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:45:31 is added to Misza's clock.
[11/12/22 15:36:03] HellSpawn [648/937] has come upon ukleinek [60/621] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:05:54 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/13/22 01:29:14] HellSpawn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:41:44 from level 69.
[11/13/22 04:54:41] HellSpawn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:12:15 towards level 69.
[11/13/22 09:52:28] HellSpawn [62/937] has challenged dwfreed [118/908] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:55:24 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/13/22 15:53:41] Bolded [896/903] has challenged HellSpawn [20/937] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:22:17 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[11/14/22 22:53:46] HellSpawn [662/937] has come upon xbill [593/943] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:01:28 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/16/22 05:22:46] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:50 towards level 69.
[11/17/22 09:22:34] HellSpawn [124/937] has come upon pfoley [306/772] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:07:06 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/18/22 10:13:19] vegadark, HellSpawn, and Tuxx [1653/1933] have team battled Fenrik, bookworm, and VonToutCourt [2387/3278] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/22 16:10:27] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:53 towards level 69.
[11/22/22 09:30:45] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:45 towards level 69.
[11/23/22 15:11:43] hdm, blabber, and HellSpawn [964/2747] have team battled idleneutral, TheSilentLink, and EddieT137 [1567/2457] and lost! 1 day, 23:03:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/22 08:34:48] pallas [28/396] has come upon HellSpawn [669/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:19 is added to pallas's clock.
[11/24/22 09:49:57] Kachin [285/990] has challenged HellSpawn [293/937] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:23:01 is added to Kachin's clock.
[11/24/22 17:34:52] HellSpawn [104/937] has come upon tmberg [601/744] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:02:11 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/26/22 06:04:56] HellSpawn [451/937] has come upon adamus1red [93/827] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:13:27 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/26/22 15:23:56] binaryhermit [349/573] has come upon HellSpawn [779/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:59 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[11/26/22 20:14:58] HellSpawn [176/937] has come upon kiska [785/1144] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:58:06 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/27/22 16:12:16] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:15 towards level 69.
[11/27/22 17:55:32] bananaboat, Arch, and golgy [715/2333] have team battled Minus, bookworm, and HellSpawn [343/2463] and won! 0 days, 04:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/22 19:17:45] HellSpawn, 0x00, and Paganel [673/1932] have team battled spex, dwfreed, and Lord255 [2328/2841] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/22 00:20:58] HellSpawn [864/937] has come upon blabber [852/856] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:24:55 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/28/22 18:02:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 3 days, 08:07:20 toward level 69.
[11/29/22 13:33:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed HellSpawn with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 08:08:52 from level 69.
[11/29/22 20:19:32] HellSpawn [229/937] has challenged LeD [165/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:57:10 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/30/22 07:23:28] HellSpawn [170/937] has challenged slim [393/520] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/01/22 07:48:15] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:50:25 towards level 70.
[12/01/22 23:16:38] vadas [180/355] has come upon HellSpawn [654/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:17 is added to vadas's clock.
[12/02/22 02:16:37] \dev\ice [104/128] has challenged HellSpawn [262/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/03/22 12:25:31] Alarien, iiriix, and Tuxx [1406/1755] have team battled heisenbug, HellSpawn, and Andrio [1523/2230] and lost! 0 days, 10:21:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/22 16:59:00] vectr0n [164/623] has come upon HellSpawn [150/937] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:12:33 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[12/03/22 17:41:25] HellSpawn [137/937] has challenged Tangles [2/687] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:45:51 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/04/22 01:43:16] tsr, HellSpawn, and freeboson [2576/2611] have team battled Sombra, Cirdan, and confunctius [1185/2212] and won! 8 days, 04:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/22 04:53:11] HellSpawn set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:31:07 from level 70.
[12/05/22 01:26:32] rs [401/541] has come upon HellSpawn [601/937] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:54:58 is added to rs's clock.
[12/07/22 21:42:41] jaxson, elf, and ZOTTA [1590/2040] have team battled HellSpawn, Tangles, and zcy [299/2281] and won! 1 day, 11:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/22 07:37:21] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:00:40 towards level 70.
[12/08/22 12:00:07] HellSpawn reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HellSpawn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/22 02:32:33] HellSpawn [89/940] has come upon pfoley [520/772] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:33:52 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/09/22 16:01:25] HellSpawn [214/940] has come upon Berserker [78/368] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:51:25 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/10/22 17:29:26] Alarien, tomhek, and BastelBot [285/2139] have team battled hugga, jayvee, and HellSpawn [396/2596] and lost! 1 day, 05:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/22 19:57:15] muirrum, unicron, and TimeWarp [1340/1918] have team battled blabber, HellSpawn, and Minus [522/2825] and won! 0 days, 02:22:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/22 21:17:57] HellSpawn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:18:44 from level 70.
[12/13/22 02:21:26] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:31 towards level 70.
[12/14/22 00:40:31] HellSpawn [910/940] has challenged Koffa [204/652] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:13:59 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/14/22 07:42:09] h00k [294/356] has challenged HellSpawn [466/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/14/22 14:32:10] linear [131/531] has come upon HellSpawn [440/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:03 is added to linear's clock.
[12/14/22 21:18:20] "\@_ [456/1137] has come upon HellSpawn [176/940] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:21:07 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[12/16/22 00:04:48] HellSpawn, Drin, and rawgreaze [486/2702] have team battled BastelBot, Affliction, and drahthaar [1871/2888] and lost! 3 days, 17:45:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/22 04:01:33] DownAndUp [275/588] has come upon HellSpawn [863/940] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:03:06 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[12/16/22 19:58:39] dnc [223/393] has challenged HellSpawn [815/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to dnc's clock.
[12/16/22 20:03:04] JamCow [899/971] has come upon HellSpawn [225/940] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:31:50 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[12/17/22 09:05:45] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:24 towards level 70.
[12/19/22 06:42:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 11 days, 11:20:26 toward level 70.
[12/20/22 10:35:27] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:21:15 towards level 70.
[12/20/22 11:43:43] HellSpawn [831/940] has come upon Lnk [122/848] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:10:58 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/21/22 08:24:18] "\@_ [523/1137] has challenged HellSpawn [218/940] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:11:10 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[12/22/22 01:28:22] pfoley [503/769] has challenged HellSpawn [914/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:56:10 is added to pfoley's clock.
[12/22/22 01:34:35] HellSpawn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:20 towards level 70.
[12/23/22 02:33:07] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:16:57 from level 70.
[12/24/22 22:44:16] talisein [138/619] has challenged HellSpawn [137/940] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:25:32 is removed from talisein's clock.
[12/24/22 23:03:21] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:09:27 towards level 70.
[12/25/22 18:03:12] contyk, thornrag, and HellSpawn [2169/2399] have team battled kenyon, Khorne, and Carl [2174/2817] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 09:52:12] brycec [186/1226] has challenged HellSpawn [491/940] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:33:33 is added to brycec's clock.
[12/27/22 20:14:05] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:00:47 towards level 70.
[12/29/22 15:09:30] hdm [548/992] has challenged HellSpawn [446/940] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:39:18 is removed from hdm's clock.
[12/29/22 17:27:07] DontEvenPeek [3/5] has challenged HellSpawn [794/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[12/30/22 02:09:57] enteral [664/702] has challenged HellSpawn [935/940] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to enteral's clock.
[01/15/23 21:00:22] HellSpawn [731/940] has come upon McMemo [130/360] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:52:43 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/15/23 23:47:29] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:21 towards level 70.
[01/16/23 01:20:51] heisenbug [417/665] has come upon HellSpawn [84/940] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:59:27 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/16/23 18:43:42] HellSpawn, bg, and Pricey [557/2671] have team battled scumola, caeli, and muirrum [2180/2319] and lost! 2 days, 08:17:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/23 22:34:36] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:11:05 towards level 70.
[01/18/23 23:05:25] DrinkyBird [570/1122] has come upon HellSpawn [142/940] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:05:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/19/23 08:05:36] HellSpawn, CrashOverride, and LeD [229/2299] have team battled Kritzefitz, Nuae, and Affliction [1521/2784] and lost! 1 day, 00:49:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/23 12:47:40] HellSpawn learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:09:04 from level 70.
[01/20/23 11:11:29] HellSpawn [882/940] has challenged A_Dragon [612/1071] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:21:35 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/21/23 00:23:08] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:43 towards level 70.
[01/21/23 04:57:53] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:12 towards level 70.
[01/22/23 11:01:32] HellSpawn [501/940] has come upon cornfeedhobo [584/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:34:51 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/22/23 22:28:39] Affliction, muirrum, and d4n13L [1270/1894] have team battled HellSpawn, CompanionCube, and brycec [2575/2896] and lost! 4 days, 03:37:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 15:11:20] HellSpawn [598/940] has come upon Tenedos [563/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:15:18 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/25/23 22:42:59] HellSpawn [691/940] has come upon Zaratustra [241/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:24:35 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/26/23 08:49:32] achin [521/750] has come upon HellSpawn [203/940] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:23:06 is removed from achin's clock.
[01/27/23 02:00:30] HellSpawn [320/940] has challenged V [242/871] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:23 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/27/23 11:33:51] HellSpawn [978/982] has challenged Wolf [572/815] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/27/23 20:39:39] HellSpawn bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:32:48 towards level 71.
[01/29/23 00:35:37] why-are-you-here, Aksej, and Koffa [993/1974] have team battled HellSpawn, bsleep, and kazo [1475/2265] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/23 10:37:35] yano, HellSpawn, and sam [1217/2989] have team battled RussellB, LeD, and vadas [1630/2101] and lost! 1 day, 22:28:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/23 04:29:17] jacob1, idleneutral, and Omega [1936/2676] have team battled HellSpawn, yano, and nya [290/3284] and won! 1 day, 14:16:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/23 01:01:06] V [524/871] has come upon HellSpawn [762/982] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:51:42 is added to V's clock.
[01/31/23 05:10:21] BastelBot [468/765] has challenged HellSpawn [702/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:58:19 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[02/01/23 01:11:24] HellSpawn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:41:11 towards level 71.
[02/01/23 04:15:07] ToHellWithGA [31/1060] has challenged HellSpawn [63/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:11 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/01/23 10:45:36] HellSpawn slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! HellSpawn's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/23 11:26:26] Wolf, HellSpawn, and JamCow [1130/2760] have team battled Comnenus, TheSilentLink, and CodeGeek [1708/2572] and lost! 2 days, 15:02:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/23 14:27:30] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:47:38 towards level 71.
[02/04/23 23:26:18] Lnk [115/839] has come upon HellSpawn [520/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:29 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/07/23 23:48:41] bobvador [778/1014] has challenged HellSpawn [13/976] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:31:57 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[02/08/23 21:32:01] Yarosh [46/536] has come upon HellSpawn [327/976] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:18:35 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[02/12/23 15:58:11] Notir [561/1102] has come upon HellSpawn [975/976] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:25:48 is added to Notir's clock.
[02/13/23 05:10:30] HellSpawn got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:22 towards level 71.
[02/13/23 06:02:18] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:41:05 towards level 71.
[02/13/23 06:23:01] Psilocybe [400/1111] has come upon HellSpawn [441/976] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:05:17 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[02/13/23 09:52:16] HellSpawn was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:38:19 from level 71.
[03/06/23 16:16:17] GilbertErik [441/777] has come upon HellSpawn [737/976] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:16:27 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/06/23 19:58:44] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:00 towards level 71.
[03/07/23 14:48:34] HellSpawn got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:04:32 from level 71.
[03/08/23 11:09:25] apb [447/929] has challenged HellSpawn [809/976] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to apb's clock.
[03/10/23 04:27:56] TimWolla, signofzeta, and tsr [1047/2695] have team battled jjasghar, HellSpawn, and postikana [350/2527] and won! 3 days, 17:15:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/23 04:41:26] yano [65/1133] has challenged HellSpawn [27/976] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:38:01 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/13/23 06:16:05] arkie [83/340] has challenged HellSpawn [507/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to arkie's clock.
[03/13/23 09:46:51] HellSpawn [922/976] has come upon Tabmow [494/844] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:47:18 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/14/23 14:20:53] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:43 towards level 71.
[03/14/23 17:46:02] HellSpawn grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:22:39 towards level 71.
[03/14/23 19:41:24] HellSpawn, Covid-19, and washclof [660/3010] have team battled bookworm, Kurenai, and Tabmow [1747/2426] and lost! 0 days, 11:51:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 02:15:19] HellSpawn discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:31:15 towards level 71.
[03/15/23 14:00:13] Cirdan, buzel, and Kachin [1129/2759] have team battled HellSpawn, kenyon, and unicron [1978/2538] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 14:40:40] Przemek [251/304] has come upon HellSpawn [842/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:30 is added to Przemek's clock.
[03/15/23 19:54:39] HellSpawn [344/976] has challenged Fenrik [198/1227] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:26:25 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/15/23 21:55:06] HellSpawn [168/976] has challenged Stevland [619/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:35:19 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/16/23 02:55:18] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:07 towards level 71.
[03/16/23 09:54:11] HellSpawn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:13 towards level 71.
[03/16/23 10:03:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 3 days, 07:36:13 toward level 71.
[03/16/23 16:07:52] HellSpawn was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:07 from level 71.
[03/20/23 12:11:13] HellSpawn [105/976] has challenged MELOONi [474/950] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/21/23 06:21:58] jayvee [603/1038] has challenged HellSpawn [334/976] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:35:40 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[03/21/23 23:25:36] kzootech [31/456] has challenged HellSpawn [88/976] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:42:09 is added to kzootech's clock.
[03/22/23 02:26:14] tscherer [75/404] has challenged HellSpawn [879/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:01 is added to tscherer's clock.
[03/22/23 10:00:03] talisein, Drin, and TimeWarp [216/2197] have team battled HellSpawn, eroc1990, and MadMan [1744/2221] and lost! 0 days, 23:55:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/23 20:20:06] HellSpawn, jaxson, and slim [547/2076] have team battled cadfael, V, and Acolarh [574/2631] and lost! 5 days, 20:13:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/23 13:40:42] rawgreaze [261/1024] has come upon HellSpawn [584/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:22:49 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[03/23/23 22:25:56] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:58:01 towards level 72.
[03/24/23 10:17:42] HellSpawn found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:37:23 towards level 72.
[03/26/23 02:56:56] Omega [710/1029] has come upon HellSpawn [912/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:39:29 is added to Omega's clock.
[03/26/23 17:39:20] HellSpawn [386/976] has come upon canton7 [189/865] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:47:57 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/27/23 06:31:17] dax, HellSpawn, and Minus [1050/2350] have team battled HeavyPodda, Angelina, and caeli [1378/2150] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/23 22:02:41] dyvonna [220/1007] has challenged HellSpawn [463/976] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[03/30/23 09:46:04] HellSpawn [471/976] has come upon nowz [65/491] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:54:21 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[03/30/23 12:30:29] Stevland, Chuck, and HellSpawn [199/2675] have team battled Mat, thornrag, and t3chn0 [1379/2122] and lost! 0 days, 19:03:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/23 16:26:04] HellSpawn was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:03:37 from level 72.
[04/01/23 18:22:37] HellSpawn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:20:09 towards level 72.
[04/04/23 11:12:13] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:17:05 towards level 72.
[04/04/23 14:28:52] HellSpawn [159/976] has come upon Theleveler [622/866] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:01:10 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/05/23 03:01:51] HellSpawn, Destruia, and Dan [412/2271] have team battled thatmint, Khorne, and arkie [1743/2035] and lost! 1 day, 11:54:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/23 16:25:18] BitchNybble [13/61] has challenged HellSpawn [543/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to BitchNybble's clock.
[04/06/23 01:42:27] noex [247/472] has challenged HellSpawn [759/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:33 is added to noex's clock.
[04/07/23 10:49:31] HellSpawn [141/976] has challenged Tenorman [440/734] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:12:05 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/10/23 10:35:53] HellSpawn has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:30:36 from level 72.
[04/11/23 03:55:38] HellSpawn [286/976] has come upon EddieT137 [664/1010] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:44:46 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/12/23 22:47:21] HellSpawn [238/976] has come upon adamus1red [189/899] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:18:48 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/12/23 22:47:21] HellSpawn has dealt adamus1red a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:36:22 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[04/14/23 04:22:53] BenDover, MELOONi, and RussellB [994/2397] have team battled Khorne, HellSpawn, and Affliction [475/2746] and won! 2 days, 13:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/23 13:34:26] joes [61/245] has challenged HellSpawn [965/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to joes's clock.
[04/15/23 04:54:00] heisenbug [105/732] has come upon HellSpawn [716/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:37 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/16/23 03:55:28] blabber [516/1118] has come upon HellSpawn [506/976] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:47:22 is removed from blabber's clock.
[04/16/23 19:12:14] binaryhermit, soygirl, and misha [332/2026] have team battled buzel, HellSpawn, and KingPimpCommand [1937/2031] and lost! 0 days, 07:18:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/23 00:44:28] HellSpawn [141/976] has challenged A_Dragon [4/1098] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:37:03 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/18/23 00:44:28] HellSpawn has dealt A_Dragon a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:58:38 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[04/18/23 22:49:25] HellSpawn [589/976] has challenged Jens [518/676] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:13:42 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/18/23 23:49:39] Ecko [889/983] has challenged HellSpawn [886/976] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:11:34 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[04/19/23 12:55:41] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:17:43 towards level 72.
[04/19/23 15:18:10] MELOONi [143/938] has come upon HellSpawn [783/976] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:28 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[04/19/23 20:18:47] vegadark [274/728] has come upon HellSpawn [867/976] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:33:03 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/19/23 23:47:39] HellSpawn, Wam, and vegadark [2393/2750] have team battled freeboson, xbill, and canton7 [1190/2906] and won! 1 day, 00:09:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/23 16:59:02] HellSpawn [868/976] has challenged tmberg [206/681] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:25:32 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/20/23 20:34:23] boscage [17/222] has challenged HellSpawn [775/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to boscage's clock.
[04/22/23 12:16:31] HellSpawn [779/976] has come upon unicron [215/662] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:48:29 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/23/23 05:12:05] HellSpawn [824/976] has challenged Wolf [78/812] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:30:18 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/23/23 21:04:53] ion [772/856] has come upon HellSpawn [859/976] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:41:19 is added to ion's clock.
[04/24/23 11:38:38] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:36 towards level 72.
[04/25/23 23:09:42] HellSpawn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:50 towards level 72.
[04/26/23 06:22:31] SSLbits, HellSpawn, and caeli [956/2324] have team battled DontEvenPeek, unicron, and SirNeo [932/2029] and won! 0 days, 09:47:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/23 22:16:14] HellSpawn stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:53 towards level 72.
[04/27/23 18:23:36] talisein, kenyon, and HellSpawn [143/2520] have team battled soygirl, Asara, and Kachin [1287/2303] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/23 20:31:51] HellSpawn [863/976] has challenged bananaboat [259/979] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:06:34 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/28/23 03:52:55] Omega, Thorael, and Koffa [1889/2446] have team battled StalkR, HellSpawn, and bananaboat [2498/2858] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/23 15:31:24] HellSpawn got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:27:47 from level 73.
[04/28/23 16:14:29] heisenbug [490/732] has come upon HellSpawn [714/976] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:51:37 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[05/15/23 15:51:20] style, Theleveler, and HellSpawn [429/2353] have team battled TimWolla, adamus1red, and gusto [342/2737] and won! 1 day, 01:31:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/23 22:42:12] HellSpawn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:54:41 from level 73.
[05/17/23 06:20:57] HellSpawn [39/976] has challenged Thorael [559/679] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:56:46 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[05/19/23 00:29:08] HellSpawn [771/976] has come upon Gorek [966/1056] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:35:59 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[05/19/23 15:31:14] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:59:12 towards level 73.
[05/20/23 13:48:17] HellSpawn left their weapon out in the rain to rust! HellSpawn's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/23 14:44:17] Ecko [440/995] has come upon HellSpawn [933/955] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:52:32 is added to Ecko's clock.
[05/21/23 13:06:41] medivh [220/315] has challenged HellSpawn [674/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to medivh's clock.
[05/21/23 21:50:35] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:25:34 towards level 73.
[05/22/23 06:58:43] JamCow [220/741] has come upon HellSpawn [820/955] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:25:12 is added to JamCow's clock.
[05/22/23 11:37:49] Lord255, gradator, and gegenschein [2350/2423] have team battled TheSilentLink, crysis, and HellSpawn [1069/2798] and won! 3 days, 20:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/23 22:52:00] Koffa [303/693] has challenged HellSpawn [537/955] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:52:29 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/23/23 10:30:46] Cirdan [200/1077] has come upon HellSpawn [925/955] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:19:39 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[05/24/23 10:28:19] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:13:41 towards level 73.
[05/24/23 21:59:43] HellSpawn [918/955] has come upon Matthew [99/679] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:38:37 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/25/23 01:59:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried HellSpawn 9 days, 10:20:20 toward level 73.
[05/25/23 04:24:19] Warson [172/256] has challenged HellSpawn [531/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Warson's clock.
[05/25/23 22:00:00] HellSpawn [205/955] has come upon laama [768/962] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:09:02 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[05/26/23 01:08:05] bananaboat [452/786] has challenged HellSpawn [231/955] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/26/23 19:52:31] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:26 towards level 73.
[05/26/23 20:49:12] Zed_Spiker [217/413] has challenged HellSpawn [541/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[05/27/23 12:28:24] HellSpawn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:27:43 towards level 73.
[05/27/23 22:44:52] t3chn0 [556/948] has challenged HellSpawn [459/955] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[05/30/23 01:45:01] HellSpawn [511/955] has come upon KingPimpCommand [323/404] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:59:56 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/31/23 15:04:53] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:37:42 towards level 73.
[06/01/23 03:50:14] HellSpawn, happymeal, sc, and d4n13L have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/23 01:59:36] HellSpawn [235/955] has challenged Wam [268/1046] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:30:22 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/04/23 16:02:47] HellSpawn [627/955] has challenged SuzakuMedli [206/1115] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:07:41 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/06/23 04:33:29] HellSpawn reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HellSpawn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/23 11:35:17] DontEvenPeek, gildarts, and d4n13L [506/2072] have team battled Bolded, hugga, and HellSpawn [2199/2619] and lost! 0 days, 13:06:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/23 15:02:05] pwae [443/805] has challenged HellSpawn [276/958] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:33 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/07/23 02:53:47] HellSpawn [834/958] has come upon Lenny_ [363/862] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:03:24 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/07/23 09:53:21] Warson [142/331] has challenged HellSpawn [777/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Warson's clock.
[06/08/23 16:01:01] slim [152/471] has come upon HellSpawn [615/958] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:22:41 is added to slim's clock.
[06/09/23 00:10:21] _sh [346/1015] has come upon HellSpawn [730/958] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:01:57 is added to _sh's clock.
[06/10/23 09:22:41] elf [988/1067] has challenged HellSpawn [932/958] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:13:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/10/23 20:09:33] Lnk [330/817] has come upon HellSpawn [696/958] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:32:17 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/11/23 16:33:26] HellSpawn [589/958] has challenged SuzakuMedli [704/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:56 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/12/23 06:18:35] HeavyPodda, alexlehm, and HellSpawn [1678/2420] have team battled apb, tswsl, and Silvanus_Betrium [1238/2716] and won! 0 days, 02:48:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/23 09:04:06] kinus, Paganel, and _sh [1808/2629] have team battled thornrag, scumola, and HellSpawn [462/2570] and won! 3 days, 00:50:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/23 16:48:05] tomhek [96/1014] has challenged HellSpawn [847/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:58 is added to tomhek's clock.
[06/13/23 19:50:27] HellSpawn burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HellSpawn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/23 23:11:56] HellSpawn learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:48 towards level 73.
[06/14/23 18:10:43] HellSpawn met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:23 from level 73.
[06/15/23 20:53:46] tass [324/382] has come upon HellSpawn [318/954] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:31:23 is removed from tass's clock.
[06/16/23 04:31:53] HellSpawn [528/1105] has challenged confunctius [801/996] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/17/23 10:43:30] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:00:30 towards level 74.
[06/17/23 23:14:58] HellSpawn [154/1105] has come upon Pricey [100/522] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:13:40 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/18/23 06:20:55] hax404, Techman, and alexlehm [976/2241] have team battled solarsparq, kinus, and HellSpawn [2316/2593] and lost! 0 days, 19:06:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/23 02:10:19] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:40:46 towards level 74.
[07/17/23 06:36:20] Arch [509/623] has come upon HellSpawn [797/1105] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:11:47 is added to Arch's clock.
[07/17/23 11:37:45] HellSpawn [460/1105] has come upon adamus1red [466/938] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:57:09 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/17/23 14:02:42] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:36:27 towards level 74.
[07/17/23 18:45:08] HellSpawn [136/1105] has come upon kevkev [231/485] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:16:56 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/18/23 17:02:33] HellSpawn fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:50:13 from level 74.
[07/19/23 09:23:43] HellSpawn [1072/1105] has come upon bobvador [771/1077] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:43:21 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/19/23 09:45:18] Omega [34/1032] has challenged HellSpawn [677/1105] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to Omega's clock.
[07/19/23 10:10:50] HellSpawn [102/1105] has come upon buzel [302/704] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:26:55 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/19/23 20:14:15] apb [286/1235] has come upon HellSpawn [910/1105] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:06:52 is added to apb's clock.
[07/19/23 22:28:14] hdm [471/1005] has challenged HellSpawn [206/1105] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:48:56 is removed from hdm's clock.
[07/20/23 02:25:48] bfft [144/858] has come upon HellSpawn [823/1105] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:53:44 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/20/23 22:33:32] HellSpawn [778/1105] has challenged Tabmow [531/878] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:33:13 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/21/23 22:56:32] HellSpawn [297/1105] has come upon solarsparq [593/735] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:02:11 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/22/23 01:39:28] HellSpawn [751/1105] has challenged Carl [506/875] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:44:33 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/22/23 10:05:56] solarsparq, idlegood, and HellSpawn [298/2581] have team battled Garg, talisein, and Mat [255/1638] and won! 2 days, 23:07:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/23 12:04:31] sam [565/972] has come upon HellSpawn [560/1105] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:13:26 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/22/23 15:53:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed HellSpawn with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 07:14:25 from level 74.
[07/22/23 23:09:51] Kesdak [7/22] has challenged HellSpawn [966/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Kesdak's clock.
[07/23/23 04:16:47] Cockatrice [325/905] has come upon HellSpawn [929/1105] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:23:34 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[07/23/23 11:04:36] hdm [56/1005] has come upon HellSpawn [24/1105] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:11:25 is removed from hdm's clock.
[07/23/23 12:46:16] CodeGeek, mzumquadrat, and Sario [741/2231] have team battled noex, DrinkyBird, and HellSpawn [2027/2869] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/23 17:48:09] spex [204/1071] has come upon HellSpawn [200/1105] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:26:36 is removed from spex's clock.
[07/25/23 12:21:36] HellSpawn [526/1105] has come upon Kurenai [760/1017] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:52:33 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/27/23 00:06:09] HellSpawn [447/1105] has challenged tomgus1 [315/575] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:15:25 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/27/23 00:06:09] HellSpawn has dealt tomgus1 a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:40:11 is added to tomgus1's clock.
[11/15/23 01:11:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed HellSpawn with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 03:28:11 from level 74.
[11/15/23 05:23:04] HellSpawn lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:08:44 from level 74.
[11/15/23 11:57:04] HellSpawn was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:22:34 from level 74.
[11/15/23 23:53:47] hugga [396/732] has come upon HellSpawn [763/1105] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:59:23 is added to hugga's clock.
[11/16/23 23:05:02] HellSpawn [996/1105] has come upon eroc1990 [490/806] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:57:18 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/19/23 04:39:34] HellSpawn [237/1105] has challenged Drin [200/1125] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:31:30 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/19/23 04:39:34] HellSpawn has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:19:08 is added to Drin's clock.
[11/19/23 22:25:05] d4n13L [348/637] has come upon HellSpawn [606/1105] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 11:38:42 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[11/20/23 20:05:57] jacob1, HellSpawn, and scumola [2140/2648] have team battled jayvee, Fehu, and ukleinek [93/2225] and won! 1 day, 07:52:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/23 08:51:53] HellSpawn [916/1105] has challenged DontEvenPeek [293/877] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:36:49 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/21/23 09:00:21] bird [53/345] has challenged HellSpawn [66/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to bird's clock.
[11/21/23 20:54:53] Thorael [590/683] has challenged HellSpawn [821/1105] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:41:51 is added to Thorael's clock.
[11/23/23 00:53:35] HellSpawn fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! HellSpawn's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/23/23 15:52:54] HellSpawn [686/1093] has come upon pants [450/1294] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:03:45 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/23/23 17:43:35] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:28 towards level 74.
[11/23/23 20:30:06] ptrspt [60/481] has challenged HellSpawn [661/1093] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to ptrspt's clock.
[11/24/23 15:03:41] HellSpawn was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:19:22 from level 74.
[11/25/23 02:32:56] Nysdar [761/1145] has come upon HellSpawn [1014/1093] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:00 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[11/25/23 23:33:00] Acolarh [64/810] has challenged HellSpawn [568/1093] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:02:12 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[11/26/23 10:06:57] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:40:08 towards level 74.
[11/27/23 02:15:23] caeli, freeboson, and ter0 [938/2433] have team battled HellSpawn, spex, and rawgreaze [1818/3254] and lost! 2 days, 11:29:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/23 02:57:01] HellSpawn [637/1093] has come upon HeavyPodda [277/949] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:54:05 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/28/23 12:52:16] HellSpawn bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:31:09 from level 74.
[11/29/23 03:35:20] HellSpawn [169/1093] has come upon ter0 [146/540] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:00:58 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/29/23 11:03:38] HellSpawn misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:56:32 from level 74.
[11/29/23 14:15:31] ZOTTA [828/1255] has come upon HellSpawn [638/1093] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:13:49 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[11/30/23 13:48:58] "\@_ [688/1211] has challenged HellSpawn [754/1093] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:46:54 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[12/03/23 16:00:42] HellSpawn, boscage, and alexlehm [2178/2548] have team battled jayvee, \dev\ice, and freeboson [1210/2565] and won! 2 days, 10:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/23 04:46:29] HellSpawn [504/1093] has come upon ukleinek [811/1006] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:17:35 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/05/23 05:10:00] CodeGeek, io, and SSLbits [2731/3243] have team battled nickware, roosterphant, and HellSpawn [792/1748] and won! 1 day, 08:40:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/23 08:24:00] HeavyPodda [190/949] has challenged HellSpawn [10/1093] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:51:46 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/06/23 08:43:33] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:10:58 from level 74.
[12/06/23 20:27:12] HellSpawn [1032/1093] has challenged Cirdan [664/1139] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:55:44 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/08/23 17:49:59] JackyB, Puff, and HellSpawn [669/2629] have team battled Nysdar, aqsd, and Forud [280/2966] and won! 0 days, 02:41:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 07:04:26] hiod [158/192] has challenged HellSpawn [761/1093] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to hiod's clock.
[12/09/23 08:42:40] bobvador [479/1069] has challenged HellSpawn [180/1093] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:06 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[12/11/23 20:24:42] kzootech [354/645] has come upon HellSpawn [418/1093] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:58:34 is added to kzootech's clock.
[12/12/23 12:01:34] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:22 towards level 74.
[12/12/23 19:03:46] scumola [508/643] has challenged HellSpawn [420/1093] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:44:24 is removed from scumola's clock.
[12/12/23 19:03:46] scumola has dealt HellSpawn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:24:02 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/13/23 14:36:37] HellSpawn [1010/1093] has challenged jjasghar [357/1116] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:35:09 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/13/23 22:10:38] HellSpawn [564/1093] has challenged idlegood [249/722] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:32:19 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/16/23 04:35:09] washclof [730/1124] has come upon HellSpawn [230/1093] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 15:36:45 is removed from washclof's clock.
[12/16/23 23:39:24] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:54 towards level 75.
[12/17/23 10:51:19] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:07:59 towards level 75.
[12/17/23 18:43:42] Omega [499/1051] has come upon HellSpawn [425/1093] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:34:30 is removed from Omega's clock.
[12/19/23 02:23:39] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:26:22 towards level 75.
[12/20/23 14:19:05] Ungoliant, HellSpawn, and Fehu [87/2496] have team battled ColonelPanic001, io, and TimWolla [432/2819] and lost! 1 day, 11:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/23 10:42:21] HellSpawn, pastly, and Tabmow [740/2445] have team battled pyre, thatmint, and Malvolio [667/1989] and won! 2 days, 06:35:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/23 16:41:56] Lnk, Thorael, and Daikojun [437/2137] have team battled saynevermore, HellSpawn, and bg [2107/2424] and lost! 1 day, 05:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/23 00:56:44] HellSpawn bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:52:09 from level 75.
[12/23/23 06:10:36] alexlehm [69/856] has challenged HellSpawn [987/1093] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:01:29 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[12/23/23 22:08:23] HellSpawn [872/1093] has come upon DontEvenPeek [404/877] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:01:08 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/25/23 08:25:27] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:25:33 towards level 75.
[12/25/23 11:47:20] HellSpawn got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:37:38 from level 75.
[12/26/23 00:34:14] HellSpawn slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! HellSpawn's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/23 00:50:42] HellSpawn [744/1087] has come upon OobSaco [360/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:50:23 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/26/23 05:43:27] HellSpawn discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:22 towards level 75.
[12/28/23 14:16:47] Kalas [0/25] has come upon HellSpawn [99/1087] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:40 is added to Kalas's clock.
[12/28/23 16:07:29] Kalas [29/50] has challenged HellSpawn [312/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Kalas's clock.
[12/29/23 13:02:04] HellSpawn [812/1087] has challenged TimeWarp [246/812] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:03:04 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/30/23 13:33:27] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:39:31 towards level 75.
[01/01/24 01:53:19] DividedByZero [408/455] has challenged HellSpawn [350/1087] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:53 is removed from DividedByZero's clock.
[01/01/24 14:48:41] tmberg, HellSpawn, and ToHellWithGA [450/3464] have team battled CornFly, "\@_, and slim [1427/3271] and lost! 1 day, 12:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/24 15:11:04] HellSpawn [960/1087] has come upon Nysdar [497/1145] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:37:57 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/03/24 08:36:08] thatmint [200/878] has challenged HellSpawn [954/1087] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:26:12 is added to thatmint's clock.
[01/23/24 00:57:34] HellSpawn was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:32:44 from level 75.
[01/24/24 13:42:15] HellSpawn, Celediel, shikhin, and signofzeta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/24 05:15:07] Crazycatlady [68/1130] has come upon HellSpawn [521/1087] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:31:54 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/26/24 09:57:31] pyre, Sombra, and JigmeDatse [2395/3112] have team battled HellSpawn, anarcat, and grangerstranger [2506/2989] and lost! 2 days, 17:23:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/24 10:37:44] drahthaar, HellSpawn, and Lnk [1772/2775] have team battled cfjk, Gorek, and Misza [2613/2952] and lost! 1 day, 10:21:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/24 19:48:52] HellSpawn [68/1087] has come upon MadMan [386/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:41:42 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/23/24 20:49:17] GilbertErik [144/804] has come upon HellSpawn [880/1087] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:22:39 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/24/24 03:59:39] HellSpawn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:24 from level 75.
[03/24/24 04:43:59] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:14 towards level 75.
[03/27/24 15:08:27] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:40 towards level 75.
[03/27/24 21:02:25] HellSpawn [223/1087] has challenged misha [709/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:19:07 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/28/24 07:18:54] Nysdar [300/971] has come upon HellSpawn [112/1087] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:52:33 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[03/28/24 13:20:59] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:47 towards level 75.
[03/28/24 16:28:25] HellSpawn got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:39:58 from level 75.
[03/29/24 08:11:57] Nuae [829/925] has challenged HellSpawn [80/1087] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:41:16 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[03/29/24 13:57:06] HellSpawn learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:10 towards level 75.