Player Info

User: Malvolio
Class: Alchemist
Admin?: No
Level: 76
Next level: 365 days, 20:05:29
Status: Offline
Host: autopilot!~Malvolio@idlerpg/player/Malvolio
Account Created: Wed Jul 28 22:05:36 2021
Last login: Sun Oct 18 08:38:45 2026
Total time idled: 1364 days, 23:13:51
Current position: [394,123]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 99 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 261 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 59
gloves: 56
helm: 63 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 47
ring: 61 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 66
tunic: 108 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 217 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1037

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 4 days, 21:21:12
mesg: None
nick: 392 days, 00:51:43
part: 41 days, 06:13:08
quest: 7 days, 11:20:57
quit: 1085 days, 11:49:13

total: 1531 days, 03:36:13

Character Modifiers

[07/29/21 03:15:37] Malvolio [0/1] has challenged popey [261/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 03:41:30] Malvolio [7/8] has challenged vectr0n [274/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 03:58:13] Malvolio [5/13] has challenged BastelBot [42/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 05:02:58] Malvolio [14/35] has challenged Bkid [450/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 06:06:02] Malvolio [11/48] has challenged Acolarh [344/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 06:46:42] Malvolio [36/53] has challenged sc [318/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 10:33:20] Malvolio [49/81] has challenged pandakekok [157/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/21 15:18:55] Malvolio [40/110] has challenged xbill [514/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/30/21 01:59:18] Malvolio [148/160] has challenged Andrio [241/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/30/21 06:00:52] Malvolio [10/177] has challenged krin [209/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/30/21 06:13:22] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:05 from level 23.
[12/20/21 03:30:01] Malvolio [99/177] has challenged ion [73/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/20/21 13:40:35] Malvolio [28/237] has challenged simple [702/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/03/22 22:37:56] Malvolio, pyre, and Aksej [1151/1268] have team battled Kachin, elf, and vectr0n [1951/2139] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/22 23:44:38] Malvolio [2/270] has challenged tomhek [350/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/22 09:44:07] Malvolio [127/289] has challenged buzzzzz [19/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/22 12:13:43] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:10 from level 28.
[02/06/22 12:20:45] Paganel [404/665] has come upon Malvolio [52/289] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:04:30 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[02/06/22 17:53:19] Malvolio [284/305] has challenged Carl [82/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/10/22 01:21:39] Malvolio [153/320] has challenged Techman [802/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/10/22 03:23:50] Kritzefitz, MadMan, and Lnk [1793/2362] have team battled EddieT137, Reilly, and Malvolio [1071/1385] and won! 3 days, 22:15:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 14:40:58] Malvolio [225/320] has challenged laama [498/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/10/22 17:13:58] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:27 towards level 31.
[03/03/22 05:46:44] ZOTTA [117/256] has challenged Malvolio [8/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[03/03/22 05:46:44] ZOTTA has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:33:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/03/22 08:43:15] Malvolio [152/320] has come upon Neil [290/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/03/22 09:00:04] Malvolio [241/336] has challenged Sorin [312/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/03/22 09:10:35] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:54 towards level 32.
[03/03/22 10:18:10] Paganel [164/662] has come upon Malvolio [138/336] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:01 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[03/03/22 16:27:36] Paganel [204/662] has challenged Malvolio [53/336] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:20:44 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[03/04/22 01:30:05] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:09 towards level 32.
[03/04/22 01:51:55] Malvolio [43/336] has challenged VonToutCourt [136/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/04/22 22:39:31] Malvolio [7/366] has challenged soltys [211/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/05/22 06:26:54] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:23 from level 34.
[03/06/22 00:05:08] Malvolio [301/369] has challenged _sh [221/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/06/22 15:41:35] Angelina [556/641] has challenged Malvolio [279/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:03 is removed from Angelina's clock.
[03/07/22 01:20:29] Malvolio [259/379] has challenged Ecko [361/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/07/22 05:41:28] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:25 towards level 36.
[03/07/22 16:54:45] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:24 towards level 36.
[03/08/22 06:17:01] Malvolio [3/379] has challenged Techman [570/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/08/22 23:27:55] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:14 from level 37.
[03/09/22 08:06:43] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:41 towards level 37.
[03/09/22 13:37:52] bg, zgrep, and Malvolio [189/1749] have team battled hax404, gildarts, and CompanionCube [460/1815] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 22:48:23] Malvolio [27/379] has challenged Lnk [459/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/10/22 06:00:41] Malvolio [61/379] has come upon adamus1red [149/746] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/11/22 22:52:00] Malvolio [323/386] has challenged sheu [280/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/12/22 22:02:05] Asara, Haqur, and sky [762/1557] have team battled Theleveler, Malvolio, and Nechayev [1172/1516] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/22 14:50:20] Malvolio [24/386] has challenged Psilocybe [132/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/13/22 20:44:36] Malvolio, Destruia, and herald [737/1737] have team battled Khorne, golgy, and cfjk [51/2091] and won! 0 days, 08:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 17:49:02] Malvolio [308/504] has challenged BUSY [69/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/17/22 03:45:11] crank, bsleep, and Malvolio [1675/1882] have team battled Khorne, gegenschein, and HellSpawn [512/2398] and won! 0 days, 06:10:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/22 20:56:53] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:01 towards level 41.
[03/17/22 23:39:21] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:42 towards level 41.
[03/18/22 03:31:33] Malvolio [22/521] has challenged gradator [499/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/20/22 00:52:43] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:46 towards level 42.
[03/20/22 22:48:43] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:48 towards level 42.
[03/21/22 08:14:55] Malvolio [186/521] has challenged VonToutCourt [237/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/22/22 13:14:04] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:15 towards level 43.
[03/23/22 05:47:46] Destruia [379/724] has come upon Malvolio [396/521] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:11:48 is added to Destruia's clock.
[03/24/22 20:46:16] idleneutral [0/47] has challenged Malvolio [276/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[03/25/22 00:11:41] pasquale [135/207] has challenged Malvolio [170/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to pasquale's clock.
[03/25/22 03:20:06] Malvolio [292/521] has challenged thornrag [599/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/25/22 21:24:53] Malvolio, pyre, and yano [1077/1897] have team battled jaxson, dyvonna, and t3chn0 [696/1541] and won! 0 days, 17:39:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/22 20:41:12] Tenorman, Malvolio, and cfjk [1416/1939] have team battled buzel, drahthaar, and iiriix [1254/1923] and won! 0 days, 09:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/22 00:31:03] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:08 towards level 44.
[03/28/22 08:05:28] Malvolio [117/521] has challenged CompanionCube [122/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/28/22 13:58:53] drahthaar [481/568] has challenged Malvolio [280/521] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:29:50 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[03/30/22 03:23:19] Malvolio, KindOne, and Ralle [380/1627] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Psilocybe, and csc2ya [493/2385] and lost! 0 days, 16:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/22 03:02:15] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:18 towards level 45.
[03/31/22 18:41:16] Hirion, Malvolio, and opcode [1075/1447] have team battled Al-bot, Paganel, and jacob1 [251/2035] and won! 0 days, 10:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 21:20:57] Malvolio [64/521] has challenged freeboson [732/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/04/22 04:50:54] Malvolio [475/516] has challenged Sorin [230/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:42:50 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/05/22 08:56:32] Malvolio [440/516] has challenged talisein [149/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:11:11 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/05/22 08:56:32] In the fierce battle, talisein dropped their level 46 tunic! Malvolio picks it up, tossing their old level 28 tunic to talisein.
[04/06/22 21:54:06] TheGreatest [74/253] has challenged Malvolio [69/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:09 is removed from TheGreatest's clock.
[04/07/22 00:54:30] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:40 towards level 46.
[04/08/22 00:50:49] Malvolio [482/534] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [356/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:04:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/08/22 11:28:01] Malvolio [286/534] has come upon gildarts [192/594] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:00:53 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/09/22 06:18:37] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:30 towards level 47.
[04/09/22 21:17:07] tmberg [395/846] has challenged Malvolio [6/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:04 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[04/10/22 02:34:46] Malvolio [208/534] has come upon jayvee [326/751] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/10/22 06:43:40] Malvolio [405/534] has come upon elf [191/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/10/22 06:43:40] Malvolio has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:06:45 is added to elf's clock.
[04/12/22 14:20:15] Malvolio [420/534] has come upon ahmubashshir [27/397] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:05 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/12/22 20:25:08] Malvolio [459/534] has challenged necistot [77/216] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:14 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/12/22 21:45:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 01:46:47 from level 48.
[04/13/22 07:11:17] Malvolio [42/534] has come upon GilbertErik [56/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:09:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/14/22 09:25:52] scumola [503/610] has challenged Malvolio [452/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:50 is removed from scumola's clock.
[04/14/22 16:18:43] Malvolio set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:07:16 from level 48.
[04/14/22 23:28:48] Malvolio [58/534] has challenged idleevil [199/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:26:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/15/22 08:30:49] Malvolio [102/534] has come upon buyoq [386/923] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:02:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/16/22 23:38:25] CornFly [393/518] has challenged Malvolio [248/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:11:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/17/22 04:59:50] dyvonna [282/524] has come upon Malvolio [463/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:04 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[04/18/22 01:54:50] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:11:53 from level 48.
[04/18/22 13:39:47] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:09:49 from level 48.
[04/18/22 14:09:02] Crazycatlady, Lenny_, and dwfreed [752/2316] have team battled Aksej, Malvolio, and hax404 [1537/1545] and lost! 5 days, 23:55:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/22 07:09:03] Tabmow [138/524] has challenged Malvolio [416/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[04/20/22 13:55:54] Malvolio [184/534] has challenged xbill [562/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:53 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/21/22 11:01:16] Malvolio [330/534] has come upon Khorne [1081/1202] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:26:39 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/23/22 18:11:23] gegenschein [391/805] has challenged Malvolio [217/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:33:07 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[04/23/22 18:11:23] gegenschein has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:51:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/23/22 23:27:26] bananaboat, Malvolio, and Fam0r [932/1672] have team battled marrrrrrrrrr, Carl, and crawlingchaos [488/1074] and won! 0 days, 13:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 08:33:39] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:58 from level 48.
[04/24/22 16:17:38] SirBummelz [379/682] has challenged Malvolio [224/534] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:27:32 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[04/25/22 03:48:35] vectr0n, apb, and gegenschein [1617/2281] have team battled Drin, Malvolio, and cremefresh [532/1969] and won! 2 days, 17:33:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 09:37:27] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:36 towards level 48.
[04/26/22 11:05:41] soltys, Tabmow, and bookworm [1131/1876] have team battled jaxson, Malvolio, and Alys [1118/1656] and won! 1 day, 00:37:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 17:10:52] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:15 towards level 48.
[04/27/22 00:15:19] postikana [179/441] has challenged Malvolio [30/534] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:28:59 is removed from postikana's clock.
[04/28/22 03:32:43] Yarosh [465/488] has challenged Malvolio [465/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:17:27 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[04/28/22 14:45:32] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/22 19:21:07] Malvolio [346/537] has come upon bookworm [167/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:01:40 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/28/22 20:52:01] Malvolio was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:54 from level 48.
[04/28/22 21:33:02] Malvolio [298/537] has come upon pwae [134/651] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:59:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/01/22 18:51:54] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:04 towards level 48.
[05/03/22 09:54:40] Malvolio [506/537] has challenged gildarts [370/571] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/03/22 09:54:40] Malvolio has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:37:34 is added to gildarts's clock.
[05/06/22 23:15:49] hdm [515/972] has come upon Malvolio [182/537] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:09:14 is removed from hdm's clock.
[05/07/22 23:22:17] Malvolio [429/537] has come upon Destruia [535/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:26:55 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/08/22 10:45:23] Wolf, io, and pasquale [1558/2052] have team battled anarcat, Malvolio, and MELOONi [570/2565] and won! 1 day, 00:13:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/22 21:38:38] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/22 02:52:20] Malvolio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:56 from level 49.
[05/11/22 08:38:17] SCSi, CornFly, and t3chn0 [938/1983] have team battled Malvolio, thatmint, and Nuae [688/1553] and won! 7 days, 15:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/22 03:45:08] Paganel [80/665] has challenged Malvolio [384/536] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:21:54 is added to Paganel's clock.
[05/12/22 06:10:15] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:00 from level 49.
[05/12/22 14:49:45] opcode, Malvolio, and Techman [1404/2058] have team battled SirBummelz, GilbertErik, and ToHellWithGA [1007/2289] and won! 0 days, 11:21:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/22 12:10:10] Cirdan [755/944] has come upon Malvolio [338/536] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:28:37 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[05/14/22 12:14:37] Malvolio [362/536] has challenged Aksej [538/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/14/22 12:23:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 15:24:43 toward level 50.
[05/14/22 14:19:52] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:08 towards level 50.
[05/15/22 12:32:05] Malvolio [192/539] has come upon sky [484/686] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:04:02 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/16/22 13:25:36] tsr, idleneutral, and Paganel [135/1925] have team battled Acolarh, damyan, and Malvolio [310/1804] and lost! 0 days, 19:28:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 15:40:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 15:37:02 toward level 50.
[05/17/22 06:43:06] Covid-19, idleneutral, and Lord255 [363/1900] have team battled zifnab06, buyoq, and Malvolio [1182/2265] and lost! 1 day, 05:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/22 23:37:19] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:59 towards level 50.
[05/18/22 06:06:17] ukleinek, Aksej, and Alarien [1058/1780] have team battled Malvolio, vectr0n, and Sorin [255/1746] and won! 2 days, 08:12:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 09:31:41] Malvolio [475/539] has come upon HellSpawn [837/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:50 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/18/22 09:33:03] Malvolio [454/539] has come upon HellSpawn [919/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/19/22 06:38:14] Bkid, VonToutCourt, and tscherer [567/1656] have team battled tomgus1, Malvolio, and zcy [734/1451] and lost! 1 day, 11:43:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/22 06:44:15] bg [145/793] has challenged Malvolio [156/539] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to bg's clock.
[05/21/22 12:41:44] Malvolio [536/547] has challenged Syloq [588/906] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/22/22 11:35:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 17:26:49 from level 51.
[05/22/22 17:37:08] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:11 towards level 51.
[05/24/22 05:11:33] Lnk, CompanionCube, and rawgreaze [2138/2429] have team battled StalkR, Malvolio, and el [1248/1741] and won! 4 days, 11:18:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/22 03:14:39] Kritzefitz [654/936] has come upon Malvolio [399/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:24:31 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[05/26/22 03:32:57] Malvolio [459/547] has challenged Destruia [578/706] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:19:43 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/27/22 01:37:11] Malvolio [28/547] has challenged SirBummelz [0/682] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:53:03 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/27/22 07:38:20] Malvolio [360/547] has challenged Wolf [561/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:27:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/27/22 22:36:37] Malvolio bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:18:58 from level 51.
[05/28/22 02:42:00] Malvolio [472/547] has challenged tomhek [616/807] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:02:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/28/22 05:42:33] Malvolio [521/547] has challenged aqsd [483/518] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:51 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/28/22 20:56:19] TimeWarp [83/269] has challenged Malvolio [320/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[05/29/22 03:38:12] Lord255 [10/888] has come upon Malvolio [228/547] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:27:01 is added to Lord255's clock.
[05/29/22 14:31:42] Malvolio fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Malvolio's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/29/22 15:49:01] bookworm [111/689] has challenged Malvolio [448/543] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:58:05 is added to bookworm's clock.
[05/30/22 10:54:46] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:34:11 from level 51.
[05/31/22 06:20:20] Malvolio [203/543] has come upon Fenrik [327/912] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:53:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/31/22 20:03:35] Cah, hax404, and Sokar [1287/1358] have team battled Kachin, Lnk, and Malvolio [345/2264] and won! 0 days, 00:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/22 16:06:56] cfjk [106/531] has challenged Malvolio [3/543] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:24:41 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/02/22 20:18:07] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:25:10 from level 51.
[06/03/22 09:15:14] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:37:39 from level 51.
[06/03/22 11:00:00] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:02 towards level 51.
[06/03/22 21:12:34] Malvolio [214/543] has challenged MadMan [59/464] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:24:56 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/03/22 22:55:58] pwae [99/652] has come upon Malvolio [400/543] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:27:13 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/04/22 00:27:43] Kachin, MadMan, and herald [135/2101] have team battled Centrixx, Asara, and Malvolio [660/1937] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/22 03:31:17] HellSpawn [814/948] has challenged Malvolio [17/543] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:38 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[06/04/22 05:14:09] Malvolio [110/543] has challenged dxrt [318/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:17:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/05/22 06:01:43] enteral [58/161] has challenged Malvolio [504/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to enteral's clock.
[06/05/22 06:18:58] Malvolio [199/543] has challenged V [602/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/09/22 18:48:07] Malvolio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:04 from level 51.
[06/09/22 19:38:22] enteral [131/313] has challenged Malvolio [151/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to enteral's clock.
[06/10/22 16:24:06] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:09 towards level 51.
[06/11/22 22:41:58] Malvolio [256/543] has come upon slim [115/426] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:07:18 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/12/22 01:54:14] ZOTTA, gegenschein, and ryp [329/2322] have team battled ukleinek, Khorne, and Malvolio [29/2033] and won! 0 days, 01:59:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 00:28:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 2 days, 08:27:07 toward level 51.
[06/13/22 23:57:57] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:02 towards level 51.
[06/14/22 12:56:55] Malvolio [456/543] has challenged Tabmow [462/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/15/22 06:14:38] Malvolio [249/543] has come upon Varjatticus [168/581] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:24:25 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/15/22 09:14:33] drahthaar, Malvolio, and Tangles [469/1944] have team battled Nuae, iiriix, and canton7 [808/1928] and lost! 1 day, 15:03:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 12:50:01] scumola, Carl, and Geoff [1997/2016] have team battled Cah, BUSY, and Malvolio [1190/1473] and won! 1 day, 17:37:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 11:27:49] Malvolio [252/543] has come upon el [515/651] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:18:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/20/22 11:37:00] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:32 towards level 52.
[06/20/22 18:55:15] Geoff, Wam, and zifnab06 [2251/2456] have team battled MELOONi, ahmubashshir, and Malvolio [260/2013] and won! 0 days, 11:13:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 21:55:15] Nechayev [339/546] has challenged Malvolio [383/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:18 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[06/21/22 00:48:51] Xenthys [362/883] has come upon Malvolio [41/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:41:14 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[06/21/22 17:27:48] "\@_, Malvolio, and muirrum [607/1735] have team battled Jaxxsinn, <rainchick>, and spex [1067/1514] and lost! 0 days, 07:35:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/22 23:36:13] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:55:38 from level 52.
[06/22/22 14:21:31] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:44 from level 52.
[06/22/22 19:50:14] tsr [483/745] has come upon Malvolio [229/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:21:45 is removed from tsr's clock.
[06/23/22 00:24:26] Malvolio [203/543] has come upon thornrag [214/655] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:01:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/24/22 21:40:48] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/22 05:14:39] Malvolio [281/539] has come upon MetaNova [168/495] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:06:20 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/26/22 07:04:02] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:15 towards level 52.
[06/26/22 12:20:03] Malvolio [422/539] has come upon Tabmow [158/556] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:51:03 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/26/22 18:43:32] Minus, Cirdan, and zbe [907/2202] have team battled Sombra, Malvolio, and fstrelok [990/1755] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/22 00:28:18] MetaNova, Feltharell, and MadMan [379/1679] have team battled womblecat, Malvolio, and JigmeDatse [513/2303] and lost! 1 day, 01:08:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/22 22:30:31] Disruptor [657/1142] has challenged Malvolio [220/539] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:21:02 is removed from Disruptor's clock.
[06/29/22 14:14:10] Malvolio [327/539] has come upon elf [3/647] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:42:52 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/30/22 21:08:56] Malvolio [75/539] has come upon Arch [58/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:31:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/01/22 13:23:53] <rainchick> [45/326] has challenged Malvolio [34/539] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from <rainchick>'s clock.
[07/02/22 06:01:36] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:21 from level 52.
[07/02/22 22:51:05] Malvolio [64/539] has challenged cfjk [484/557] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/03/22 00:40:36] heisenbug, Wam, and caeli [1639/2502] have team battled Hirion, GyrosGeier, and Malvolio [1742/1782] and lost! 0 days, 23:27:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/22 00:24:50] Malvolio, KindOne, and BastelBot [187/1545] have team battled Forud, tomhek, and Hex [1648/2267] and lost! 3 days, 03:27:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/22 22:49:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 5 days, 09:57:05 toward level 53.
[07/08/22 06:23:47] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:56 from level 53.
[07/09/22 17:28:44] Malvolio [271/539] has come upon Affliction [639/693] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:35:49 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/09/22 21:25:14] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:20:06 from level 53.
[07/12/22 01:29:47] Malvolio sharpened the edge of their weapon! Malvolio's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/22 13:39:24] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/22 04:27:59] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:42 towards level 53.
[07/13/22 07:03:51] unicron [283/702] has come upon Malvolio [353/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:47 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/22/22 09:58:49] Malvolio [14/551] has come upon pfoley [153/652] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:45:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/27/22 07:00:36] Malvolio [510/551] has challenged TauPan [637/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:13:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/28/22 06:28:10] Malvolio [398/551] has come upon Ungoliant [577/736] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:12:29 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/28/22 10:06:11] CornFly [474/575] has challenged Malvolio [518/551] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:50:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/29/22 12:46:34] EddieT137 [34/686] has come upon Malvolio [301/551] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:57:55 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[08/01/22 03:20:44] Misza, damyan, and Malvolio [1345/2067] have team battled hugga, Wolf, and adamus1red [1153/2195] and won! 1 day, 22:08:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/22 14:12:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 01:15:20 toward level 53.
[08/02/22 07:34:24] Malvolio [195/551] has come upon Tangles [614/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:18:54 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/02/22 07:52:07] caeli [721/907] has challenged Malvolio [416/551] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from caeli's clock.
[08/03/22 04:34:42] Arch [166/575] has challenged Malvolio [136/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:38 is removed from Arch's clock.
[08/03/22 15:18:10] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:00 towards level 53.
[08/05/22 01:48:09] Malvolio [74/551] has challenged enteral [422/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/05/22 11:05:41] Malvolio [237/551] has come upon Techman [685/972] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:01:07 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/05/22 13:34:21] Fehu, gildarts, and Covid-19 [751/2051] have team battled enteral, VOID, and Malvolio [1624/1937] and lost! 6 days, 10:26:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/22 00:10:38] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:08:56 from level 54.
[08/10/22 00:51:14] vegadark [525/918] has come upon Malvolio [210/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:36:56 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/11/22 02:20:31] Alarien [656/661] has come upon Malvolio [52/551] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:27 is removed from Alarien's clock.
[08/11/22 10:54:51] Covid-19 [216/679] has come upon Malvolio [292/551] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:35:50 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[08/11/22 14:48:06] Malvolio [249/551] has come upon Alys [535/674] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:09:55 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/11/22 17:51:41] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:36:03 towards level 54.
[08/12/22 21:40:02] Malvolio, kenyon, and sc [95/2592] have team battled LeD, KyloRen, and vectr0n [1158/1542] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/22 03:36:30] Malvolio [507/551] has come upon kenyon [775/987] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:36:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/14/22 17:44:48] Malvolio [117/551] has come upon adamus1red [25/822] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:57:11 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/15/22 09:46:29] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:55 towards level 54.
[08/15/22 10:10:37] Malvolio [155/551] has come upon SuzakuMedli [275/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:11:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/16/22 23:58:53] Malvolio [476/551] has come upon heisenbug [484/561] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:04:32 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/17/22 04:21:01] Malvolio, pasquale, and elf [514/2101] have team battled KyloRen, cremefresh, and EddieT137 [1275/2117] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/22 08:44:05] tsr [161/693] has challenged Malvolio [279/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:36 is added to tsr's clock.
[08/17/22 15:33:29] contyk [260/490] has challenged Malvolio [190/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from contyk's clock.
[08/18/22 15:41:03] Malvolio [77/551] has come upon Zeno [1/438] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:56:17 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/18/22 16:49:03] Puff, Malvolio, and kptr [1640/1849] have team battled Pinkman, "\@_, and io [38/2775] and won! 0 days, 20:03:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 01:52:26] KindOne [33/461] has challenged Malvolio [171/551] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:29:44 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/20/22 10:54:04] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:51 towards level 54.
[08/20/22 12:59:26] achin [427/719] has challenged Malvolio [284/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:07:04 is removed from achin's clock.
[08/21/22 08:03:13] Malvolio [155/551] has challenged jayvee [557/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:54:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/26/22 18:33:04] Silvanus_Betrium, Pricey, and Aksej [195/1917] have team battled yNos, rawgreaze, and Malvolio [934/1921] and lost! 1 day, 01:26:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/22 06:54:01] Malvolio [259/551] has come upon nawcom [327/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:38:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/30/22 04:56:29] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:42 towards level 54.
[08/30/22 09:05:05] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:38 from level 54.
[08/31/22 22:03:28] Malvolio [407/551] has come upon Khorne [201/1013] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:54:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/01/22 06:07:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 08:18:00 toward level 54.
[09/01/22 12:41:19] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:37 from level 54.
[09/02/22 22:13:26] Malvolio, LeD, and enteral [1528/1694] have team battled Aksej, TheSilentLink, and brycec [193/2248] and won! 0 days, 02:00:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 16:37:11] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:40 towards level 54.
[09/04/22 15:15:17] pfoley [571/694] has challenged Malvolio [434/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:07 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[09/05/22 22:40:01] Malvolio [255/551] has challenged cadfael [1/762] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/06/22 04:18:50] Malvolio [47/551] has come upon crank [379/801] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:03:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/06/22 09:53:52] launchd [289/482] has come upon Malvolio [99/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:25:39 is removed from launchd's clock.
[09/06/22 23:31:52] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:11 towards level 55.
[09/07/22 23:32:23] Malvolio [131/551] has challenged caeli [465/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:59:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/08/22 06:25:50] ecs [133/186] has challenged Malvolio [243/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to ecs's clock.
[09/15/22 16:49:03] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:54:51 from level 55.
[09/16/22 00:12:43] pasquale [230/924] has challenged Malvolio [339/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:57 is added to pasquale's clock.
[09/17/22 15:20:57] Koffa [209/677] has challenged Malvolio [248/551] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:46:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/17/22 21:47:17] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:47 towards level 55.
[09/18/22 11:09:13] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:34:44 from level 55.
[09/19/22 07:53:28] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:05:15 from level 55.
[09/19/22 10:41:41] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:53 towards level 55.
[09/22/22 00:58:34] Malvolio was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:24:23 from level 55.
[09/22/22 01:11:33] Malvolio was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:17 from level 55.
[09/22/22 11:07:47] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:46 towards level 55.
[09/22/22 20:00:59] Malvolio [100/551] has come upon drahthaar [98/995] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:14:54 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/23/22 00:08:11] Malvolio [439/551] has come upon nya [165/790] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:24:19 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/23/22 04:11:08] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:58 towards level 55.
[09/23/22 06:49:36] Malvolio [178/551] has come upon Geoff [275/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:39:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/23/22 20:52:29] Malvolio [223/551] has challenged Misza [260/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:58:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/24/22 20:57:31] Malvolio [248/551] has challenged yano [269/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:29:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/25/22 04:53:59] binaryhermit [66/84] has come upon Malvolio [379/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:50 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[09/25/22 16:06:20] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:04 towards level 55.
[09/25/22 23:20:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 05:42:49 toward level 55.
[09/26/22 09:25:29] Malvolio [398/551] has come upon Tabmow [647/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:19:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/26/22 20:31:55] Malvolio [255/551] has come upon ukleinek [311/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:54:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/28/22 03:23:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 1 day, 13:36:26 toward level 55.
[09/28/22 05:31:40] idleevil, Yuhno, and hdm [1326/2380] have team battled Malvolio, V, and fstrelok [82/1613] and won! 0 days, 17:13:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 11:15:35] cfjk [507/596] has challenged Malvolio [197/551] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:12:26 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/28/22 17:29:37] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:09 towards level 55.
[09/28/22 18:02:38] Malvolio [411/551] has come upon Lord255 [537/552] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/30/22 14:53:57] Malvolio [73/566] has challenged Chuck [495/679] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/04/22 08:07:32] Malvolio [300/566] has come upon hdm [727/944] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:59:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/04/22 18:03:09] Malvolio [45/566] has come upon megubyte [112/565] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:12:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/05/22 13:36:14] Ferris, Malvolio, and Gorek [1663/2217] have team battled buyoq, Psilocybe, and misha [1135/2519] and won! 1 day, 02:32:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 20:39:55] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:00:52 from level 56.
[10/06/22 01:34:07] nawcom, Chuck, and wowbagger [201/1648] have team battled buzel, cfjk, and Malvolio [612/2024] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/22 22:59:29] Malvolio [7/566] has come upon thornrag [475/702] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:17:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/08/22 18:26:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 11 days, 02:59:57 toward level 56.
[10/10/22 07:30:50] Malvolio broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:06:05 from level 56.
[10/10/22 12:36:07] cadfael, shikhin, and bg [662/2827] have team battled DownAndUp, Malvolio, and Notir [708/2026] and lost! 2 days, 14:58:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/22 12:58:59] Malvolio [222/566] has come upon Khorne [463/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:38:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/10/22 19:53:23] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:28:07 towards level 56.
[10/11/22 00:19:41] tsr [407/713] has challenged Malvolio [438/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:12:07 is added to tsr's clock.
[10/11/22 02:11:48] vegadark, Malvolio, and _sh [316/1978] have team battled sc, Aelane, and ephemer0l [249/2202] and won! 1 day, 14:03:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/22 03:13:04] Malvolio [145/566] has come upon RussellB [892/904] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:24:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/12/22 12:42:30] TheSilentLink, Yarosh, and Malvolio [1109/1766] have team battled freeboson, Wam, and kptr [1205/2450] and lost! 4 days, 06:27:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/22 17:47:32] Malvolio [388/566] has come upon Thorael [476/695] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:52:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/14/22 05:16:59] Malvolio [434/566] has come upon Tabmow [436/830] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:19:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/14/22 14:19:22] d4n13L, heisenbug, and kzootech [33/1655] have team battled crysis, Malvolio, and Lnk [2014/2155] and lost! 1 day, 16:32:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/22 02:36:02] Malvolio has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:55:41 from level 56.
[10/15/22 19:44:19] Wolf [369/808] has challenged Malvolio [209/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:15 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[10/16/22 14:02:29] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:29 towards level 56.
[10/16/22 15:26:59] Malvolio [295/566] has come upon Cirdan [355/978] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:03:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/17/22 13:51:08] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:30 towards level 56.
[10/17/22 22:55:13] DrinkyBird [319/927] has challenged Malvolio [358/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:44 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/18/22 21:19:26] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:07:16 towards level 56.
[10/19/22 21:17:54] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:40:22 from level 56.
[10/20/22 00:49:39] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:09 towards level 56.
[10/21/22 17:16:46] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:21 towards level 56.
[10/21/22 23:26:20] binaryhermit, sbp, and Malvolio [243/1392] have team battled Lord255, KindOne, and hax404 [1189/1444] and lost! 0 days, 05:45:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/22 00:15:48] Malvolio [69/566] has challenged binaryhermit [257/404] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:15:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/22/22 13:44:58] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:55:45 from level 56.
[10/22/22 23:38:06] thornrag, Malvolio, and BastelBot [400/1802] have team battled TimeWarp, jjasghar, and talisein [1314/2493] and lost! 1 day, 01:26:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/22 09:14:00] SSLbits, io, and Malvolio [2064/2256] have team battled CodeGeek, CornFly, and signofzeta [516/2546] and won! 3 days, 03:02:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/22 15:32:18] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:25 towards level 56.
[10/26/22 07:49:12] style, Drin, and Malvolio [11/1677] have team battled JigmeDatse, Zaratustra, and ToHellWithGA [837/2476] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/22 17:59:16] CompanionCube [583/679] has come upon Malvolio [226/566] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:29:17 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[10/27/22 03:58:59] Malvolio [185/566] has come upon scumola [156/923] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:09:06 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/30/22 02:19:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 04:14:49 toward level 56.
[10/30/22 15:45:50] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:55 from level 56.
[10/31/22 22:27:37] Malvolio, Zaratustra, and Misza [1128/2311] have team battled ramdac, kiska, and Thorael [1928/2166] and lost! 2 days, 04:43:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/22 06:19:51] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:37 towards level 56.
[11/02/22 07:26:21] Malvolio [248/566] has come upon zbe [652/1030] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:10:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/03/22 08:39:04] Malvolio [460/566] has come upon slim [14/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:42:12 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/05/22 10:07:01] zbe [724/1030] has challenged Malvolio [170/566] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:46:31 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/06/22 01:04:38] Malvolio bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:14:24 from level 56.
[11/09/22 13:32:14] Lnk [580/851] has challenged Malvolio [528/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:50 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/09/22 14:47:57] ToHellWithGA, vegadark, and Chuck [825/2364] have team battled noex, kiska, and Malvolio [799/2182] and won! 0 days, 11:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/22 15:23:03] Kritzefitz [457/1024] has come upon Malvolio [501/566] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:56:29 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[11/09/22 17:44:20] Malvolio [343/566] has come upon hax404 [176/434] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:56:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/09/22 22:00:35] talisein [208/751] has come upon Malvolio [79/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:19:05 is removed from talisein's clock.
[11/11/22 19:44:13] Malvolio [452/566] has challenged rawgreaze [830/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:45:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/11/22 21:28:50] Misza [659/1011] has come upon Malvolio [368/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:17:42 is removed from Misza's clock.
[11/11/22 22:20:42] freeboson, crank, and Algernon [1011/2484] have team battled _sh, Malvolio, and JamCow [1864/2215] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/22 03:20:35] linear [282/355] has challenged Malvolio [308/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to linear's clock.
[11/13/22 00:57:59] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:44:52 from level 56.
[11/13/22 06:32:02] Malvolio [295/566] has come upon shikhin [135/961] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:33:37 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/13/22 16:53:54] keepermurph [75/562] has challenged Malvolio [81/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:16 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[11/13/22 19:23:34] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:10 towards level 56.
[11/14/22 15:51:41] Beefcan, Malvolio, and linear [1004/1640] have team battled Chuck, Crazycatlady, and vegadark [266/2077] and won! 0 days, 04:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/22 17:59:19] Theleveler [484/1152] has challenged Malvolio [532/566] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:47:10 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[11/16/22 22:18:06] Dutchgriffon [6/8] has challenged Malvolio [320/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Dutchgriffon's clock.
[11/17/22 00:11:15] JamCow [427/861] has challenged Malvolio [128/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:03:41 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/17/22 13:14:04] Malvolio [61/566] has challenged Stevland [210/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:23:33 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/18/22 12:32:04] Malvolio [515/566] has come upon cfjk [200/627] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:35:50 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/20/22 00:45:11] Malvolio [8/566] has come upon kptr [100/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:00:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/20/22 00:54:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:09:16 from level 56.
[11/20/22 15:32:12] style, pyre, and Malvolio [79/1892] have team battled buzel, simple, and Ecko [2495/2805] and lost! 0 days, 16:17:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/22 17:38:42] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:54 towards level 56.
[11/22/22 15:19:47] sc [264/742] has come upon Malvolio [295/566] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:40:36 is added to sc's clock.
[11/23/22 04:46:04] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:27 towards level 56.
[11/23/22 22:08:13] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:05 towards level 56.
[11/24/22 10:21:07] canton7, xbill, and Malvolio [99/2326] have team battled Asara, Acolarh, and AlinConstantin [1232/1900] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/22 06:09:23] Malvolio [257/566] has come upon dwfreed [49/1152] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:43:05 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/25/22 18:32:21] Malvolio [480/566] has challenged CrashOverride [174/864] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:06:53 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/25/22 21:28:45] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:24:12 towards level 57.
[11/27/22 18:09:59] bg [577/1095] has come upon Malvolio [436/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:26:05 is removed from bg's clock.
[11/29/22 15:37:22] bananaboat [448/820] has come upon Malvolio [90/566] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:30:36 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/30/22 10:22:49] tmberg [678/744] has challenged Malvolio [207/566] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:42:32 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/01/22 14:05:35] Malvolio [243/566] has come upon ZOTTA [636/763] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:42:43 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/04/22 18:47:02] Malvolio [440/566] has challenged ZOTTA [259/763] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:59:42 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/05/22 02:48:27] \dev\ice [47/278] has challenged Malvolio [93/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/06/22 09:36:19] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:21:58 from level 57.
[12/06/22 23:41:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 07:25:37 from level 57.
[12/07/22 01:36:16] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:02:28 towards level 57.
[12/07/22 06:53:10] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:53:30 towards level 57.
[12/07/22 14:35:47] SirBummelz [319/831] has come upon Malvolio [28/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:49 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[12/09/22 15:58:12] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:45 towards level 57.
[12/11/22 06:56:43] Minus, SSLbits, and anarcat [2136/2615] have team battled MetaNova, dwfreed, and Malvolio [561/2440] and won! 0 days, 08:08:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 09:35:26] ChowderKeg, Cockatrice, and cfjk [30/2209] have team battled Kritzefitz, t3chn0, and Malvolio [1243/2489] and lost! 2 days, 07:02:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/22 20:23:16] EddieT137, Destruia, and Kachin [1393/2717] have team battled brycec, elf, and Malvolio [1883/2291] and lost! 6 days, 17:49:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/22 05:32:24] Dan, Kachin, and Malvolio [50/1873] have team battled MetaNova, CornFly, and el [1607/2105] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/22 15:49:56] sam [555/889] has challenged Malvolio [111/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/17/22 22:24:19] norrland [116/149] has come upon Malvolio [56/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:31 is removed from norrland's clock.
[12/18/22 07:04:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 1 day, 23:21:43 toward level 57.
[12/18/22 07:39:19] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:54 from level 57.
[12/19/22 10:16:03] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:17 towards level 57.
[12/19/22 10:25:14] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:22 towards level 57.
[12/21/22 06:18:36] crysis, SuzakuMedli, and bananaboat [2461/2481] have team battled adamus1red, wowbagger, and Malvolio [1444/1876] and won! 0 days, 09:28:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/22 09:22:40] Malvolio [495/566] has come upon adamus1red [539/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:24:45 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/21/22 12:06:43] Malvolio [355/566] has come upon aqsd [219/793] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:01:58 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/22/22 16:29:46] tsr, pasquale, and Malvolio [1851/2287] have team battled Minus, GilbertErik, and fstrelok [161/2260] and won! 0 days, 18:32:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 08:35:38] HeavyPodda [244/634] has challenged Malvolio [481/566] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:51:10 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/23/22 08:59:35] ChowderKeg, Centrixx, and jaxson [1094/2438] have team battled nawcom, Malvolio, and GilbertErik [627/1852] and won! 1 day, 16:54:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 00:04:25] SuzakuMedli, binaryhermit, and Malvolio [2093/2298] have team battled MetaNova, pasquale, and TimeWarp [406/2557] and won! 0 days, 00:18:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 00:39:03] Malvolio, herald, and vegadark [805/1940] have team battled aqsd, shikhin, and jaxson [237/2307] and won! 0 days, 18:11:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 03:31:17] Malvolio ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:59:26 from level 57.
[12/26/22 10:45:54] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:09 towards level 57.
[12/26/22 21:34:53] sky, Malvolio, and sam [1036/2390] have team battled JigmeDatse, crysis, and Techman [1313/2502] and lost! 0 days, 20:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 22:40:01] Asara [56/852] has come upon Malvolio [546/566] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:19:47 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/27/22 04:43:37] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:03 towards level 57.
[01/10/23 05:43:10] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:39 towards level 57.
[01/14/23 07:36:30] ukleinek [564/566] has challenged Malvolio [97/566] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:36:05 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/14/23 20:39:29] Malvolio [477/566] has challenged canton7 [254/829] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/16/23 07:47:30] Malvolio [450/566] has challenged yNos [236/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:01:44 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/17/23 09:36:37] Malvolio [312/566] has come upon Matthew [155/577] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:19:10 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/17/23 21:11:34] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:55 towards level 57.
[01/18/23 15:39:59] Malvolio, shikhin, and jayvee [988/2656] have team battled sky, Psilocybe, and xbill [274/2953] and won! 0 days, 11:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/23 06:10:16] Malvolio [399/566] has challenged t3chn0 [320/906] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:40 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/20/23 14:12:13] Malvolio [246/566] has challenged Affliction [744/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:51 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/21/23 15:10:34] Malvolio lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:17 from level 57.
[01/22/23 04:02:36] Malvolio [310/566] has come upon wille [571/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/24/23 19:48:46] pants [275/1170] has challenged Malvolio [513/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:02 is added to pants's clock.
[01/26/23 12:14:23] Lnk [381/839] has come upon Malvolio [14/566] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:37:27 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/27/23 19:38:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 09:42:28 toward level 57.
[01/28/23 20:13:53] Malvolio [474/566] has come upon Bluedog [618/833] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/28/23 23:19:50] Algernon, Destruia, and Malvolio [1930/2095] have team battled Kachin, Pinkman, and Fehu [992/2443] and won! 0 days, 00:27:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 01:25:48] bananaboat, Angelina, and Malvolio [518/2138] have team battled Berserker, Affliction, and pants [354/2566] and won! 0 days, 04:58:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 21:20:19] Malvolio [417/587] has challenged Crazycatlady [434/720] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/05/23 09:11:59] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:25:40 from level 58.
[02/05/23 11:06:22] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:43:47 towards level 58.
[02/09/23 03:46:05] Malvolio [467/587] has come upon _sh [498/784] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:10:46 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/11/23 13:23:34] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:00:37 towards level 58.
[02/11/23 16:07:05] Malvolio [297/587] has challenged ttrs [66/398] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:01:19 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/15/23 14:10:57] ChowderKeg, CrashOverride, and Malvolio [534/2202] have team battled Affliction, TimeWarp, and BastelBot [168/2516] and won! 0 days, 17:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/23 22:42:19] Malvolio [65/587] has come upon elf [582/695] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:06:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/16/23 08:20:50] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:08 towards level 58.
[02/18/23 08:37:52] ToHellWithGA [190/1054] has challenged Malvolio [408/587] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:55:30 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/19/23 19:20:10] Malvolio [144/587] has come upon sky [19/896] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:24:57 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/20/23 14:17:02] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:38 towards level 58.
[02/20/23 17:56:33] Malvolio [101/587] has come upon ToHellWithGA [457/1054] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:40:26 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/21/23 17:40:47] toxicfem69 [57/96] has challenged Malvolio [412/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to toxicfem69's clock.
[02/22/23 08:33:09] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:13:49 towards level 58.
[02/25/23 04:12:11] Malvolio, nawcom, and laama [1295/2222] have team battled tomgus1, bananaboat, and Berserker [227/1869] and won! 2 days, 20:12:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/23 19:23:12] Wam [601/1052] has challenged Malvolio [567/587] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:26:30 is removed from Wam's clock.
[02/28/23 14:26:51] Lenny_ [176/634] has challenged Malvolio [539/587] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:15:29 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[03/01/23 02:50:10] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:40:52 from level 58.
[03/01/23 11:15:46] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:49 towards level 58.
[03/02/23 06:41:34] Gangsterish, Malvolio, and hax404 [399/1439] have team battled elf, SuzakuMedli, and Minus [1795/2643] and lost! 0 days, 15:36:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/23 20:37:34] zcy [253/656] has challenged Malvolio [38/587] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:01:41 is removed from zcy's clock.
[03/02/23 22:47:45] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:31:34 from level 58.
[03/04/23 06:55:43] krustenkaese [250/321] has challenged Malvolio [58/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from krustenkaese's clock.
[03/04/23 06:55:43] In the fierce battle, Malvolio dropped their level 178 weapon! krustenkaese picks it up, tossing their old level 15 weapon to Malvolio.
[03/09/23 02:50:32] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:32 towards level 58.
[03/10/23 18:17:24] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:50 towards level 58.
[03/11/23 07:07:27] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:39 towards level 58.
[03/11/23 11:51:39] GRIZZLYMAN [206/437] has come upon Malvolio [155/424] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:49:23 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[03/12/23 23:22:34] Malvolio [348/424] has come upon Aksej [855/994] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:35:39 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/13/23 04:15:36] Asara, pwae, and elf [533/2340] have team battled Ecko, Malvolio, and cfebsv2 [832/1636] and lost! 1 day, 21:55:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/23 08:30:02] ToHellWithGA [78/1153] has come upon Malvolio [223/424] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:12:28 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[03/13/23 11:52:56] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:02:25 towards level 58.
[03/14/23 04:22:02] Malvolio, bfft, and Nysdar [289/1861] have team battled kevkev, Fehu, and dyvonna [656/1964] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/23 21:30:31] talisein, nya, and tomgus1 [450/2448] have team battled Malvolio, shikhin, and ufo-piloot [1288/2014] and lost! 3 days, 09:12:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 00:51:10] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:46:38 towards level 58.
[03/15/23 05:53:45] sc, LeD, and Faradome [876/2057] have team battled alexlehm, Malvolio, and Affliction [529/1607] and won! 0 days, 12:29:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/23 08:14:48] anarcat [81/1179] has come upon Malvolio [286/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:31:41 is added to anarcat's clock.
[03/22/23 02:54:30] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:02:05 from level 58.
[03/22/23 14:57:21] Malvolio [322/428] has come upon thatmint [426/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:17:31 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/22/23 23:48:33] muirrum [166/591] has come upon Malvolio [306/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:04:32 is added to muirrum's clock.
[03/23/23 05:44:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 1 day, 17:57:11 toward level 58.
[03/23/23 18:06:14] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:37 towards level 58.
[03/23/23 21:45:35] Omega, Puff, and gradator [642/2256] have team battled MadMan, Malvolio, and laama [294/1846] and won! 2 days, 09:26:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/23 18:10:49] "\@_, Thorael, and Malvolio [294/2274] have team battled idlegood, crank, and gradator [1727/1942] and lost! 1 day, 20:26:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/23 11:00:12] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:08 towards level 58.
[03/28/23 13:30:51] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:46 towards level 58.
[03/28/23 18:31:32] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:29 towards level 58.
[03/31/23 02:12:17] Malvolio [38/428] has challenged Khorne [719/1119] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:33:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/31/23 23:09:08] Malvolio [143/428] has come upon Thorael [46/673] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:16:32 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/01/23 00:13:15] SSLbits, washclof, and Lnk [1171/2506] have team battled VOID, Malvolio, and hdm [63/2178] and won! 2 days, 23:15:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/23 07:34:19] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:02 towards level 58.
[04/01/23 10:06:13] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:34 towards level 58.
[04/01/23 19:57:10] Blohsh [21/43] has challenged Malvolio [95/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[04/02/23 16:22:26] Berserker, caeli, and "\@_ [555/2435] have team battled postikana, Malvolio, and Wolf [924/1744] and lost! 3 days, 03:23:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/23 19:26:58] enteral, idleneutral, and Malvolio [1721/1801] have team battled shikhin, TheSilentLink, and Abe [1569/2444] and won! 1 day, 02:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/23 10:52:42] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:22 towards level 58.
[04/05/23 22:38:49] Pricey, Acolarh, and fstrelok [46/2188] have team battled herald, Malvolio, and blabber [1711/2226] and lost! 3 days, 12:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/23 13:21:31] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:44 towards level 58.
[04/11/23 06:52:43] Malvolio [28/428] has come upon jacob1 [640/1118] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:05:52 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/18/23 03:32:18] damyan, pwae, and CrashOverride [1861/2260] have team battled Malvolio, ukleinek, and CodeGeek [1266/2173] and won! 9 days, 22:21:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/23 09:30:22] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:34 towards level 58.
[04/24/23 06:53:33] Malvolio, cateye, and gradator [617/1370] have team battled noex, Togra, and ahmubashshir [1601/1975] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/23 11:28:49] Malvolio [152/428] has challenged SuzakuMedli [812/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:30:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/01/23 12:59:03] Malvolio [108/428] has challenged DrinkyBird [605/1228] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:25:17 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/02/23 02:54:33] Acolarh [740/984] has come upon Malvolio [153/428] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:48:51 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[05/02/23 10:06:36] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:11:08 from level 58.
[05/02/23 15:16:09] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:04 towards level 58.
[05/02/23 21:09:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 00:48:18 from level 58.
[05/03/23 10:58:44] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:35 towards level 58.
[05/03/23 13:49:01] cpli [274/278] has come upon Malvolio [186/428] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:50:17 is removed from cpli's clock.
[05/06/23 02:56:28] enteral, Malvolio, and ufo-piloot [1036/1727] have team battled Fehu, canton7, and gusto [1065/2163] and lost! 3 days, 04:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/23 22:27:06] Malvolio [231/428] has challenged JamCow [611/737] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:45:51 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/07/23 04:10:15] washclof [550/1097] has challenged Malvolio [100/428] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:31:52 is removed from washclof's clock.
[05/08/23 01:06:20] washclof, Malvolio, and Togra [1052/2202] have team battled zbe, StalkR, and blabber [2978/3145] and lost! 6 days, 00:16:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/23 01:55:35] Yarosh, Angelina, and Aksej [273/2271] have team battled Mat, Malvolio, and StalkR [946/1881] and lost! 8 days, 21:06:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/23 03:07:30] Malvolio [228/428] has come upon Bluedog [754/847] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:52:53 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/11/23 03:54:03] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:55:52 towards level 58.
[05/12/23 14:56:57] CodeB [305/632] has challenged Malvolio [230/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:56:48 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[05/12/23 16:09:49] Malvolio [248/428] has come upon t3chn0 [254/948] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:10:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/12/23 18:57:50] Kurenai [631/913] has challenged Malvolio [122/428] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:31:24 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[05/12/23 19:33:25] kinus, Nysdar, and Malvolio [257/2073] have team battled Mat, ion, and nowz [145/1883] and won! 1 day, 01:31:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/23 00:59:10] solarsparq [272/676] has challenged Malvolio [15/428] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:50:20 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[05/13/23 16:51:04] enteral [106/695] has come upon Malvolio [126/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:28:29 is added to enteral's clock.
[05/14/23 06:27:22] Malvolio [108/428] has come upon Ankhers [594/726] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:48:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/14/23 14:22:36] Covid-19 [649/958] has come upon Malvolio [313/428] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:54:29 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[05/15/23 04:32:06] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:31:15 towards level 58.
[05/15/23 23:55:02] adamus1red, Asara, and nawcom [821/2857] have team battled Malvolio, Drin, and ufo-piloot [1137/1772] and lost! 1 day, 22:56:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/23 05:34:14] Przemek, Tabmow, and nawcom [936/2216] have team battled Kritzefitz, TimeWarp, and Malvolio [1188/2292] and lost! 2 days, 00:49:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/23 10:54:10] Malvolio slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Malvolio's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/17/23 14:01:30] kinus, kenyon, Malvolio, and Fehu have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/23 20:25:44] \dev\ice, Fenrik, and idleneutral [1491/2680] have team battled Malvolio, scumola, and Dan [1027/1881] and won! 1 day, 04:10:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/23 11:33:42] Malvolio, Ankhers, and Stevland [509/2172] have team battled Bluedog, adamus1red, and EddieT137 [697/2978] and lost! 5 days, 11:46:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/23 16:35:11] Malvolio [80/421] has come upon thornrag [162/696] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:33:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/19/23 02:02:59] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:01:05 towards level 58.
[05/20/23 00:23:00] Asara, Dan, and pwae [1216/2211] have team battled bobvador, HeavyPodda, and Malvolio [799/2140] and won! 0 days, 01:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 06:10:54] Malvolio [237/421] has come upon CornFly [438/808] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:52:50 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/22/23 21:19:19] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:41:03 towards level 58.
[05/23/23 06:22:22] Sorin, JamCow, and RussellB [61/2298] have team battled Malvolio, sam, and Techman [1415/2358] and lost! 1 day, 11:17:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/23 20:55:00] Malvolio [119/421] has come upon Matthew [38/679] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:37:32 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/25/23 08:44:46] Malvolio saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:31:06 from level 58.
[05/25/23 09:38:51] Malvolio died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:46:48 from level 58.
[05/25/23 13:06:31] Malvolio [267/421] has challenged EddieT137 [591/1043] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:46:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/26/23 03:51:34] gideonstar [208/241] has challenged Malvolio [350/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[05/26/23 04:22:38] Malvolio [80/421] has come upon Gorek [507/1060] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:56:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/26/23 23:14:29] Kachin [75/1009] has challenged Malvolio [297/421] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:15:46 is added to Kachin's clock.
[05/28/23 02:30:37] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:08:41 from level 58.
[05/28/23 09:53:49] Malvolio [303/421] has come upon Puff [365/707] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:55:02 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/31/23 07:30:48] Feras, freeboson, Nysdar, and Malvolio have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/23 17:41:05] canton7 [32/892] has challenged Malvolio [342/421] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:10:07 is added to canton7's clock.
[06/02/23 18:58:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 5 days, 18:31:36 toward level 58.
[06/02/23 22:32:00] JamCow, TimeWarp, and cfjk [689/2130] have team battled Malvolio, dwfreed, and Russell [1310/2545] and lost! 1 day, 00:51:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/23 06:31:19] Garg [185/217] has challenged Malvolio [335/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/05/23 23:39:43] Thorael, buzel, Malvolio, and Lnk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/23 23:39:58] Malvolio [82/421] has come upon buzel [317/697] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:49:23 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/06/23 03:50:41] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:45 towards level 58.
[06/06/23 06:48:17] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:29 towards level 58.
[06/07/23 20:11:52] Malvolio, gusto, and d4n13L [761/1670] have team battled boscage, Destruia, and ahmubashshir [1588/1996] and lost! 1 day, 22:29:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/23 02:42:52] noex, nya, and thornrag [2372/2400] have team battled tsr, Malvolio, and SuzakuMedli [926/2355] and won! 1 day, 08:50:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 07:06:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 10 days, 09:47:16 toward level 58.
[06/10/23 23:54:41] bg, Malvolio, and jayvee [914/2206] have team battled EddieT137, allo, and adamus1red [1293/2950] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/23 11:26:06] Malvolio, Bluedog, and mordac [66/1918] have team battled Gorek, MadMan, and Kachin [1614/2661] and lost! 0 days, 20:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/23 04:52:10] Malvolio [136/421] has come upon dyvonna [367/1054] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/13/23 23:50:12] bookworm [82/671] has challenged Malvolio [94/421] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:54:56 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/14/23 01:09:29] Crazycatlady, bg, and Neil [2180/2527] have team battled Malvolio, h00k, and Garg [821/1223] and won! 1 day, 02:44:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/23 11:48:02] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:43 towards level 58.
[06/16/23 03:05:53] Malvolio [95/421] has challenged ToHellWithGA [696/1192] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/16/23 21:46:25] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:00 towards level 58.
[06/20/23 16:23:01] Malvolio [267/421] has come upon ukleinek [317/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:52:26 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/22/23 23:25:36] Malvolio was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:34 from level 58.
[06/24/23 16:08:21] hax404 [469/491] has challenged Malvolio [220/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:12:21 is removed from hax404's clock.
[06/24/23 17:08:38] Malvolio [174/421] has challenged bookworm [159/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:59:57 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/26/23 07:47:10] Malvolio, "\@_, and soltys [2122/2601] have team battled sky, CornFly, and Cirdan [756/2941] and won! 0 days, 10:34:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/23 20:42:04] Nuae, Blohsh, and allo [556/2099] have team battled Malvolio, Luca, and exergy [930/1452] and lost! 0 days, 18:13:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/23 03:34:06] Khorne [171/1116] has come upon Malvolio [108/421] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:43:02 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[06/30/23 18:59:20] Malvolio [362/421] has come upon Blohsh [301/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:09 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/30/23 19:01:53] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:47 towards level 58.
[07/01/23 02:39:22] Malvolio [203/421] has challenged Asara [748/897] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/01/23 02:50:57] Malvolio [125/421] has challenged zbe [1008/1158] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:26:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/01/23 18:15:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 12 days, 22:33:24 toward level 59.
[07/02/23 09:58:35] Malvolio [414/421] has challenged Chuck [291/711] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:54:51 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/03/23 06:16:38] Malvolio misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:30:53 from level 59.
[07/03/23 08:03:50] Malvolio [29/421] has challenged idlebot [1270/1378] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:20:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/08/23 05:06:41] Malvolio [393/421] has come upon hax404 [306/501] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:51:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/09/23 11:55:12] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:48 towards level 59.
[07/09/23 13:52:38] Malvolio [324/421] has come upon Covid-19 [18/935] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:32:27 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/09/23 16:49:12] Acolarh, nya, and Malvolio [649/2619] have team battled IFireflyl, pfoley, and Bluedog [32/2189] and won! 1 day, 21:42:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/23 11:44:28] Malvolio [203/421] has challenged slim [223/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:26:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/10/23 11:57:46] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:47 towards level 59.
[07/10/23 23:38:34] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:33 towards level 59.
[07/12/23 13:14:08] elf [613/1040] has come upon Malvolio [358/421] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:40:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/15/23 03:48:32] Minus [618/927] has challenged Malvolio [371/421] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:12:40 is removed from Minus's clock.
[07/15/23 15:05:12] Malvolio [270/421] has challenged kptr [179/576] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:29:32 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/15/23 18:34:49] Omega, signofzeta, and Russell [1585/3016] have team battled Malvolio, brycec, and Lenny_ [2724/2785] and lost! 0 days, 16:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/23 10:09:23] damyan [198/793] has challenged Malvolio [415/421] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:24:00 is added to damyan's clock.
[07/18/23 15:56:18] Malvolio fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:12:23 from level 59.
[07/19/23 01:05:49] medivh [604/610] has challenged Malvolio [304/421] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from medivh's clock.
[07/19/23 06:22:57] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:07 towards level 59.
[07/19/23 06:36:12] Malvolio fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:58:22 from level 59.
[07/19/23 22:07:21] signofzeta [310/1015] has come upon Malvolio [212/424] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:47:18 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[07/20/23 19:32:50] Malvolio [423/424] has challenged CompanionCube [805/863] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:01:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/21/23 03:34:36] arkie [92/681] has challenged Malvolio [109/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:20:02 is added to arkie's clock.
[07/21/23 05:08:28] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:12 towards level 59.
[07/22/23 07:09:33] Minus, rawgreaze, and Przemek [2260/2534] have team battled Malvolio, ahmubashshir, and happymeal [102/1486] and won! 1 day, 12:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/23 08:21:25] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:06 towards level 59.
[07/22/23 18:09:24] tswsl [334/711] has come upon Malvolio [64/424] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:39:33 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[07/22/23 21:10:09] drahthaar, enteral, and canton7 [1607/2723] have team battled DontEvenPeek, EddieT137, and Malvolio [114/2073] and won! 3 days, 20:16:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/23 23:44:16] Malvolio [56/424] has challenged allo [743/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:04:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/23/23 16:44:54] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:49:07 towards level 59.
[07/25/23 04:33:56] Malvolio [7/424] has come upon MetaNova [36/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:02:03 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/25/23 10:00:01] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:49 towards level 59.
[07/25/23 14:58:32] Malvolio [113/424] has challenged TimWolla [53/1009] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:39:15 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/27/23 12:11:22] Malvolio, Sombra, and "\@_ [328/2903] have team battled Arch, cfjk, and GRIZZLYMAN [1876/2147] and lost! 1 day, 18:30:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/23 21:13:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 2 days, 20:52:37 toward level 59.
[07/30/23 01:03:38] Malvolio lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:38 from level 59.
[07/31/23 12:45:53] scornn [55/445] has come upon Malvolio [233/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:04:21 is added to scornn's clock.
[07/31/23 14:49:14] Andrew [157/191] has challenged Malvolio [38/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Andrew's clock.
[07/31/23 20:32:38] Lnk [687/851] has challenged Malvolio [335/424] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:42:36 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/02/23 09:41:18] Malvolio [341/424] has challenged Matthew [534/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/02/23 14:04:17] Khorne [113/1127] has come upon Malvolio [172/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:27:27 is added to Khorne's clock.
[08/03/23 12:47:50] Malvolio [12/424] has challenged CodeGeek [1175/1295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:03:07 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/04/23 08:55:05] Yarosh, cadfael, and Chuck [1312/2154] have team battled Malvolio, Crazycatlady, and DontEvenPeek [2044/2099] and lost! 2 days, 07:32:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/23 11:02:22] Malvolio [0/424] has come upon h00k [53/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/04/23 18:07:13] unicron, Yarosh, and GRIZZLYMAN [1081/1880] have team battled Kurenai, Malvolio, and allo [62/2247] and won! 3 days, 03:45:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 03:10:40] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:59 towards level 59.
[08/08/23 05:16:14] Kat [113/219] has challenged Malvolio [53/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from Kat's clock.
[08/08/23 14:09:58] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:06 towards level 59.
[08/08/23 20:53:34] nathan [141/282] has challenged Malvolio [117/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from nathan's clock.
[08/08/23 21:40:51] Malvolio [250/424] has challenged Algernon [32/766] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/09/23 12:50:51] ter0 [14/279] has challenged Malvolio [50/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/09/23 21:55:27] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:09:10 towards level 60.
[08/11/23 00:52:31] nawcom, cfjk, and Malvolio [1882/2228] have team battled Covid-19, rawgreaze, and ToHellWithGA [380/3150] and won! 2 days, 11:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/23 16:39:39] anarcat [121/1219] has challenged Malvolio [104/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:14:13 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[08/13/23 19:24:32] Malvolio [104/424] has come upon yNos [833/880] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:02:01 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/14/23 16:15:30] gendish [24/215] has challenged Malvolio [296/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to gendish's clock.
[08/14/23 18:44:31] Malvolio misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:17:00 from level 60.
[08/15/23 03:53:22] TheSilentLink [702/961] has challenged Malvolio [328/424] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:19:51 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/15/23 03:53:22] TheSilentLink has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:42:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/16/23 04:09:07] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:54:21 from level 60.
[08/16/23 07:59:39] gendish [152/249] has challenged Malvolio [328/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to gendish's clock.
[08/16/23 12:02:30] Lilith [225/305] has challenged Malvolio [279/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Lilith's clock.
[08/16/23 22:01:53] Malvolio [127/424] has come upon talisein [465/651] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:39:53 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/17/23 14:02:16] buzel, HeavyPodda, and style [2159/2360] have team battled Malvolio, Omega, and Asara [1495/2393] and won! 0 days, 00:34:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/23 10:33:30] cfjk [658/854] has challenged Malvolio [72/424] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:22:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/19/23 16:32:19] Malvolio, tmberg, and idleevil [2064/2364] have team battled tsr, Kritzefitz, and Tabmow [617/2772] and won! 0 days, 01:35:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/23 02:21:56] Nysdar [14/962] has challenged Malvolio [105/424] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[08/20/23 02:22:02] Lenny_, Malvolio, and cfjk [780/2358] have team battled style, caeli, and sc [1239/2401] and lost! 7 days, 06:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/23 23:25:30] pants [797/1245] has challenged Malvolio [356/424] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:41:51 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/21/23 20:37:59] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:41:08 towards level 60.
[08/23/23 18:12:20] Malvolio [80/424] has come upon Tabmow [747/874] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:21:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/23/23 21:43:31] Malvolio [34/424] has challenged GilbertErik [616/799] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:43:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/24/23 00:44:14] Theleveler [369/653] has challenged Malvolio [9/424] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:48:05 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[08/24/23 04:58:12] Malvolio [353/424] has come upon Kurenai [60/986] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:39:42 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/26/23 08:43:54] Malvolio [242/424] has come upon Destruia [535/749] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:46:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/26/23 15:18:37] Malvolio, ion, and pfoley [1992/2112] have team battled Yarosh, StalkR, and cfjk [314/2402] and won! 0 days, 20:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/23 09:35:47] idleevil [97/855] has challenged Malvolio [23/424] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[08/27/23 15:04:50] roosterphant [4/12] has challenged Malvolio [133/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[08/27/23 23:42:04] Malvolio [22/424] has come upon megubyte [515/671] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:39:07 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/28/23 19:11:28] Asara [295/919] has challenged Malvolio [174/424] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:30:50 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/30/23 00:18:26] "\@_ [70/1208] has challenged Malvolio [167/424] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:43:56 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[08/30/23 08:18:17] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:58:54 towards level 60.
[09/02/23 03:06:29] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:11:07 from level 60.
[09/03/23 04:56:33] Malvolio, ToHellWithGA, and Pinkman [990/2536] have team battled Techman, Carl, and Russell [1724/2902] and lost! 4 days, 09:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/23 22:59:56] Malvolio [334/424] has come upon sky [624/953] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:27:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/05/23 19:58:07] CompanionCube [498/558] has challenged Malvolio [406/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:26:41 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[09/06/23 22:41:32] Aksej, Cirdan, and ChowderKeg [1384/2768] have team battled Russell, aqsd, and Malvolio [168/2248] and won! 4 days, 14:49:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/23 23:41:06] Malvolio [382/424] has come upon jacob1 [552/904] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:52:09 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/09/23 05:15:18] OobSaco [201/221] has challenged Malvolio [253/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to OobSaco's clock.
[09/10/23 18:05:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 10 days, 11:12:45 toward level 60.
[09/11/23 01:30:48] zifnab06 [209/631] has challenged Malvolio [171/424] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:30:45 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[09/12/23 16:23:11] Malvolio [290/424] has come upon ToHellWithGA [366/1226] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:58:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/13/23 20:40:34] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:17:49 towards level 60.
[09/14/23 02:37:12] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:19:01 from level 60.
[09/16/23 12:43:22] Drkmirror [213/287] has come upon Malvolio [187/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:03 is removed from Drkmirror's clock.
[09/16/23 13:47:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 20 days, 19:59:41 toward level 60.
[09/18/23 01:49:52] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:52:43 towards level 60.
[09/19/23 09:02:24] Bluedog [372/918] has challenged Malvolio [375/424] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[09/20/23 15:40:28] Malvolio [205/424] has come upon Lord255 [8/746] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:31:17 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/20/23 22:09:18] Malvolio [4/424] has come upon Yarosh [449/533] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:33:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/22/23 15:07:19] Malvolio, vegadark, and Mat [915/2259] have team battled Crazycatlady, adamus1red, and io [1024/2927] and lost! 2 days, 04:26:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/23 21:57:50] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:23 towards level 60.
[09/23/23 06:40:36] Malvolio [176/424] has challenged Asara [589/933] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/25/23 17:19:52] TheSilentLink [909/964] has challenged Malvolio [224/424] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:37:07 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/26/23 00:19:06] Malvolio [10/424] has come upon gegenschein [150/952] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:00:20 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/26/23 02:24:50] Malvolio [114/424] has come upon tmberg [6/1115] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:06:49 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/26/23 08:57:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 4 days, 12:37:29 toward level 60.
[09/27/23 05:27:36] Malvolio [400/424] has come upon Khorne [540/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:39:42 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/27/23 17:22:33] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:43 towards level 60.
[09/27/23 18:20:41] Malvolio [107/424] has come upon Sario [232/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/28/23 16:25:05] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:56 towards level 60.
[09/28/23 17:37:09] Malvolio [393/424] has challenged gegenschein [36/995] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:08:31 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/29/23 07:27:04] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:46 towards level 60.
[09/30/23 18:31:50] Malvolio [438/562] has challenged Algernon [846/973] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/01/23 23:13:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 34 days, 03:55:35 from level 61.
[10/03/23 15:06:18] Malvolio [243/562] has come upon sparogy [379/627] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:41:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/03/23 21:06:11] Fehu [195/682] has come upon Malvolio [384/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:48:10 is added to Fehu's clock.
[10/05/23 06:19:21] Malvolio [406/562] has come upon idleevil [507/881] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:58:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/05/23 23:58:55] Malvolio [209/562] has come upon idleevil [495/881] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:39:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/06/23 06:07:36] Malvolio [81/562] has come upon blobdog [119/457] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:47:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/06/23 21:13:30] Malvolio [226/562] has come upon enteral [662/1024] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 14:13:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/07/23 06:35:19] tswsl [97/718] has challenged Malvolio [32/562] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:27:18 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[10/08/23 07:54:37] Malvolio [473/562] has come upon Kachin [606/1026] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 20:45:45 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/08/23 08:46:29] zbe, Malvolio, and pyre [84/2572] have team battled Sombra, idlegood, and Minus [1561/2799] and lost! 8 days, 00:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/23 15:54:51] Malvolio [506/562] has come upon kinus [581/697] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 22:02:45 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/08/23 20:35:21] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 09:22:59 from level 61.
[10/08/23 22:30:26] thornrag, Fehu, and sky [990/2394] have team battled caeli, Malvolio, and Thorael [1600/1938] and lost! 3 days, 09:21:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/23 16:10:51] Malvolio [154/562] has come upon idlegood [398/669] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 22:45:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/10/23 01:34:34] Fehu [219/682] has come upon Malvolio [425/562] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:51:59 is added to Fehu's clock.
[10/11/23 21:50:56] Malvolio [231/562] has challenged AlexS [117/518] in combat and won! 33 days, 06:59:43 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/14/23 00:52:08] hdm [190/1001] has come upon Malvolio [166/562] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:56:05 is removed from hdm's clock.
[10/14/23 15:25:48] tsr, talisein, and Kurenai [76/2545] have team battled Daikojun, Malvolio, and gegenschein [1368/2149] and lost! 1 day, 15:33:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 01:14:23] Paganel [270/774] has challenged Malvolio [60/562] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:59:03 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[10/16/23 09:48:48] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:33:00 towards level 61.
[10/17/23 08:01:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 87 days, 11:27:20 toward level 61.
[10/17/23 17:32:13] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/23 18:24:25] Malvolio [410/565] has challenged Cirdan [601/1052] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:43:19 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/19/23 06:33:07] Malvolio [144/565] has challenged misha [383/933] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:29:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/20/23 00:04:07] unicron, gideonstar, and washclof [2306/2493] have team battled Malvolio, canton7, and CompanionCube [863/1980] and won! 0 days, 04:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 02:12:05] Malvolio [441/565] has come upon washclof [1048/1111] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:06:52 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/20/23 05:09:45] Malvolio [156/565] has come upon SirNeo [758/872] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:54:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/21/23 05:00:38] Malvolio [429/565] has come upon Nysdar [943/957] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:06:32 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/25/23 08:32:36] Malvolio [229/565] has come upon sky [373/993] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 15:20:09 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/25/23 22:15:08] vectr0n [363/671] has challenged Malvolio [308/565] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:22:56 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[10/26/23 05:02:34] jacquesssss, Malvolio, and Jens [956/1836] have team battled Drkmirror, Affliction, and ukleinek [2106/2142] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/23 13:40:54] nya, insidesources, and Lenny_ [1939/2550] have team battled Malvolio, kptr, and canton7 [511/2033] and won! 0 days, 17:01:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 17:42:06] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:16:16 from level 61.
[10/30/23 03:39:28] Malvolio [529/565] has challenged ChowderKeg [423/601] in combat and won! 21 days, 23:42:02 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/30/23 10:22:58] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:19:34 towards level 61.
[11/01/23 13:53:46] V [1028/1166] has challenged Malvolio [496/565] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:09:20 is removed from V's clock.
[11/01/23 15:54:16] Malvolio [96/565] has challenged hax404 [312/634] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:02:32 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/02/23 04:59:35] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:55:37 towards level 61.
[11/02/23 06:57:57] Malvolio [328/565] has challenged Kritzefitz [19/1177] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:14:06 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/04/23 08:10:18] Malvolio [438/565] has challenged BenDover [342/496] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:31:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/05/23 19:22:39] Malvolio, VonToutCourt, and ion [1323/2892] have team battled elegy, tsr, and HeavyPodda [1697/2204] and lost! 4 days, 21:19:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/23 08:38:26] Malvolio [162/565] has come upon pfoley [588/1100] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:21:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/06/23 18:13:47] Rayke [34/395] has challenged Malvolio [128/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Rayke's clock.
[11/07/23 00:09:51] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:52:10 towards level 61.
[11/07/23 12:12:51] Malvolio, JigmeDatse, and drahthaar [906/2309] have team battled hax404, Celediel, and bg [1891/2188] and lost! 0 days, 23:07:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/23 14:53:29] Malvolio [86/565] has come upon ToHellWithGA [981/1235] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:49:03 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/10/23 07:45:59] Malvolio [551/565] has challenged GilbertErik [151/812] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:16:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/10/23 07:45:59] Malvolio has dealt GilbertErik a Critical Strike! 4 days, 08:28:32 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[11/11/23 13:57:08] Malvolio [108/565] has come upon Paganel [341/787] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:39:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/11/23 16:53:58] Malvolio [0/565] has challenged tomhek [741/1191] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:02:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/12/23 10:58:15] Rayke [267/395] has challenged Malvolio [188/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:15:39 is removed from Rayke's clock.
[11/12/23 19:06:24] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:18:31 from level 61.
[11/12/23 19:19:27] Malvolio [279/565] has come upon Forud [178/1026] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:29:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/13/23 06:34:12] Celediel, bg, and Sombra [2397/2730] have team battled Malvolio, Neil, and nya [1625/2346] and won! 1 day, 13:26:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/23 09:00:03] Chuck [108/688] has come upon Malvolio [391/565] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:28:43 is added to Chuck's clock.
[11/17/23 09:29:09] ahmubashshir [537/596] has challenged Malvolio [74/565] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:33:18 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[11/18/23 03:33:43] Malvolio [556/565] has challenged pants [371/1294] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:57:46 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/18/23 15:31:28] Malvolio, elf, and dbx12 [1546/2404] have team battled Cockatrice, idleevil, and Gorek [1402/2740] and won! 4 days, 15:33:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/23 21:36:59] Malvolio [307/565] has come upon Aksej [100/1091] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:07:35 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/18/23 21:36:59] Malvolio has dealt Aksej a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:31:24 is added to Aksej's clock.
[11/19/23 06:32:13] jfcaron [63/277] has challenged Malvolio [262/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to jfcaron's clock.
[11/20/23 06:37:26] Malvolio [101/565] has come upon cfjk [789/854] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:25:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/21/23 04:50:53] Malvolio [152/565] has challenged thornrag [274/637] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:27:20 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/21/23 11:12:04] Malvolio [134/565] has come upon brycec [395/1194] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:27:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/22/23 06:59:04] Yarosh, idlegood, and Malvolio [180/1778] have team battled Aksej, Chuck, and Cockatrice [2642/2678] and lost! 3 days, 18:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/23 10:22:46] Omega, Malvolio, and Lnk [1402/2445] have team battled TimWolla, idleneutral, and Techman [1699/2709] and lost! 6 days, 17:23:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/23 12:18:28] Malvolio [469/565] has come upon Kachin [492/1026] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:38:34 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/25/23 13:09:42] Malvolio, kenyon, and gegenschein [2013/2807] have team battled Tangles, mordac, and DividedByZero [1602/2028] and won! 3 days, 06:55:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/23 13:04:59] Ecko, blabber, and Affliction [555/3255] have team battled brycec, Malvolio, and adamus1red [2643/2713] and lost! 0 days, 19:26:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/23 05:03:14] JackyB [311/842] has come upon Malvolio [339/565] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:34:24 is added to JackyB's clock.
[11/29/23 12:34:25] rawgreaze [882/1032] has come upon Malvolio [85/565] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:13:41 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[11/30/23 04:46:47] Malvolio [201/565] has challenged DividedByZero [179/357] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:46:52 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/30/23 23:26:29] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:19 towards level 61.
[12/04/23 01:10:08] Malvolio [45/565] has challenged Fehu [588/612] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:12:43 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/04/23 22:05:27] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:04 towards level 61.
[12/05/23 16:17:34] Acolarh, Aksej, and Malvolio [301/2466] have team battled "\@_, Puff, and thornrag [1104/2537] and lost! 1 day, 21:32:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/23 04:23:00] tomhek [114/1235] has challenged Malvolio [435/565] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:31:53 is added to tomhek's clock.
[12/10/23 01:27:38] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:28 towards level 61.
[12/10/23 04:26:23] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:31:37 towards level 61.
[12/10/23 16:58:10] Malvolio [543/565] has come upon heisenbug [552/755] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:05:02 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/11/23 19:08:52] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:37:57 towards level 61.
[12/12/23 17:03:17] Malvolio [76/565] has challenged elf [843/1015] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:21:49 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/20/23 11:05:43] Malvolio [267/565] has come upon Jens [823/1141] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:04:33 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/21/23 10:42:21] HellSpawn, pastly, and Tabmow [740/2445] have team battled pyre, thatmint, and Malvolio [667/1989] and won! 2 days, 06:35:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/23 07:44:46] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:40 towards level 61.
[12/23/23 08:11:11] Malvolio [59/565] has challenged gusto [242/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:11:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/24/23 02:33:26] Malvolio [72/565] has come upon IFireflyl [164/746] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:17:33 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/25/23 08:36:40] Malvolio [58/565] has come upon brycec [882/1194] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:14:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/25/23 15:24:08] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:28 towards level 61.
[12/25/23 19:39:03] Malvolio [282/565] has come upon Abe [538/632] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:11:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/26/23 01:52:08] io [440/1169] has come upon Malvolio [256/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:56:12 is removed from io's clock.
[12/29/23 00:30:19] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:25:36 from level 61.
[12/29/23 04:04:07] Malvolio fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:17:25 from level 61.
[12/29/23 18:23:22] EddieT137 [756/1080] has come upon Malvolio [393/565] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:38:28 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[12/29/23 23:47:55] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:17:03 from level 61.
[12/31/23 02:00:52] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:52:30 towards level 61.
[12/31/23 04:15:52] Malvolio [233/565] has challenged Affliction [671/1025] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:49:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/31/23 17:35:58] vectr0n [204/733] has come upon Malvolio [173/565] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:32:20 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[01/03/24 08:11:51] Malvolio was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:44:49 from level 61.
[01/03/24 10:28:58] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:48:14 towards level 61.
[01/04/24 05:28:18] Malvolio [368/565] has come upon IFireflyl [165/746] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:23:58 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/04/24 14:43:54] Malvolio [497/565] has challenged kinus [554/694] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:12:08 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/04/24 22:48:04] yang [385/419] has come upon Malvolio [189/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:55:43 is removed from yang's clock.
[01/05/24 02:14:48] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:56:38 from level 61.
[01/05/24 17:39:46] Malvolio [192/565] has come upon cfjk [128/852] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:00:08 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/05/24 18:40:24] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:28:40 towards level 61.
[01/06/24 15:25:14] Malvolio [158/565] has come upon wille [74/662] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:24:48 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/07/24 03:50:26] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:05 towards level 61.
[01/07/24 06:59:46] Malvolio [251/565] has challenged alexlehm [705/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:53:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/07/24 11:40:51] Malvolio [160/565] has come upon solarsparq [30/789] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:29:54 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/07/24 21:03:12] Malvolio [499/565] has challenged Misza [972/1047] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:02:29 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/10/24 13:38:10] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:19 towards level 61.
[01/11/24 02:33:15] gradator [176/800] has challenged Malvolio [180/565] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:25:45 is added to gradator's clock.
[01/11/24 03:20:32] Malvolio [229/565] has come upon Berserker [375/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:33:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/12/24 03:38:16] Malvolio bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:00:18 from level 61.
[01/12/24 16:04:22] HollowWasp [147/297] has challenged Malvolio [325/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[01/13/24 22:49:16] Malvolio [511/565] has come upon Tenorman [57/777] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:59:43 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/14/24 03:13:59] Malvolio [123/565] has come upon "\@_ [184/1211] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:33:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/14/24 06:06:04] Sombra [381/1207] has come upon Malvolio [161/565] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:28:13 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[01/15/24 11:32:25] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:21 towards level 61.
[01/16/24 13:03:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 1 day, 01:18:05 toward level 61.
[01/18/24 10:30:01] Malvolio, Nuae, and particleflux [1816/1989] have team battled zifnab06, CornFly, and Shinzon [805/2162] and won! 0 days, 17:28:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/24 16:35:02] Deathgrim [1/4] has challenged Malvolio [198/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Deathgrim's clock.
[01/18/24 17:54:38] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:01 from level 61.
[01/20/24 17:23:30] ion [795/843] has challenged Malvolio [336/565] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:48:55 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/22/24 07:07:57] Malvolio [408/565] has challenged rawgreaze [910/1136] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/22/24 11:07:09] ukleinek, muirrum, and HeavyPodda [2458/2578] have team battled tass, cfjk, and Malvolio [1606/2149] and won! 3 days, 21:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/24 09:55:32] Malvolio [153/565] has come upon MetaNova [367/704] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:35:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/24/24 01:22:24] bird [262/379] has come upon Malvolio [423/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:56 is added to bird's clock.
[01/24/24 22:52:09] Kayn [112/275] has challenged Malvolio [77/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from Kayn's clock.
[01/25/24 22:48:40] anarcat, MetaNova, and olsner [1522/2938] have team battled idleneutral, Tenedos, and Malvolio [1341/1800] and won! 2 days, 23:37:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/24 05:41:14] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:39:56 towards level 62.
[01/26/24 07:25:04] Malvolio [130/565] has come upon kptr [490/600] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:07:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/27/24 02:45:22] Malvolio [49/565] has come upon idlegood [405/495] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:11:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/27/24 11:29:21] Nuae [232/900] has come upon Malvolio [178/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:08:37 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[01/28/24 04:20:45] Malvolio [112/565] has come upon Zed_Spiker [990/1105] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:50:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/28/24 16:06:02] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:49:36 towards level 62.
[01/29/24 07:14:20] Malvolio [179/565] has challenged bsleep [120/895] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:31:06 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/30/24 14:35:22] Bolded, n0ssh, and Malvolio [653/2203] have team battled rawgreaze, nowz, and freeboson [2432/2812] and lost! 0 days, 07:12:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/24 05:47:51] Malvolio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:48:08 from level 62.
[01/31/24 16:06:23] Malvolio [233/565] has come upon Gangsterish [73/1087] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:26:08 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/01/24 11:34:41] Malvolio [43/565] has challenged el [515/845] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:41:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/01/24 12:57:55] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:30:48 from level 62.
[02/02/24 08:40:13] Wam [604/1145] has challenged Malvolio [129/565] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:44:40 is removed from Wam's clock.
[02/03/24 23:15:53] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:04:34 towards level 62.
[02/04/24 12:53:06] Malvolio [492/565] has challenged GilbertErik [613/802] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:18:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/24 00:24:01] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:14:57 towards level 62.
[02/06/24 11:31:22] nathan [599/911] has come upon Malvolio [494/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:21:23 is removed from nathan's clock.
[02/06/24 20:06:48] Malvolio [158/565] has challenged ion [865/869] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:00:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/24 22:07:17] Malvolio [41/565] has challenged Asara [851/878] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/06/24 23:57:40] Malvolio [30/565] has come upon t3chn0 [1004/1035] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:47:01 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/07/24 04:15:21] Malvolio sharpened the edge of their weapon! Malvolio's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/24 05:04:27] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:48:56 towards level 62.
[02/08/24 04:27:45] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:24:46 towards level 62.
[02/09/24 14:17:04] Malvolio [301/580] has come upon ZOTTA [672/1275] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:25:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/11/24 23:25:50] rawgreaze [1124/1136] has challenged Malvolio [183/580] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[02/12/24 08:31:35] Malvolio [271/580] has come upon Koffa [471/991] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:46:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/13/24 11:16:32] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:02:53 towards level 62.
[02/13/24 14:38:01] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:41:02 towards level 62.
[02/14/24 00:25:09] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:47:54 towards level 62.
[02/14/24 08:01:29] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:31:53 towards level 62.
[02/14/24 08:36:32] Malvolio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:12:43 from level 62.
[02/17/24 03:22:17] idleneutral, Misza, and Malvolio [1873/2294] have team battled Minus, Zed_Spiker, and IFireflyl [2478/2640] and lost! 1 day, 09:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/24 14:25:42] MetaNova [74/975] has challenged Malvolio [53/580] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:25:57 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[02/19/24 18:53:14] Chuck, BastelBot, and DividedByZero [848/2059] have team battled simple, yang, and Malvolio [2164/2187] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/24 16:38:22] Malvolio got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:03:14 from level 62.
[02/21/24 05:30:31] Malvolio [375/580] has challenged d4n13L [165/651] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:12:35 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/21/24 15:32:16] yano [182/930] has challenged Malvolio [202/580] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:16:09 is added to yano's clock.
[02/22/24 02:56:44] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:36:00 towards level 62.
[02/22/24 17:00:26] gildarts, idlegood, and JigmeDatse [586/2173] have team battled Wam, Malvolio, and Kurenai [1071/2781] and lost! 7 days, 20:12:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/24 16:51:41] Malvolio [304/580] has challenged nathan [443/914] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:59:29 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/24/24 18:47:35] Malvolio [380/580] has come upon StalkR [850/1054] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:07:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/26/24 00:05:32] sc [470/1182] has challenged Malvolio [498/580] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:52:09 is added to sc's clock.
[02/26/24 21:45:33] Malvolio [573/580] has come upon Wolf [728/954] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:04:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/27/24 06:54:44] Cirdan, d4n13L, and pfoley [2170/2788] have team battled Malvolio, Tabmow, and DontEvenPeek [778/2448] and won! 0 days, 19:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/24 11:49:41] alexlehm [170/943] has challenged Malvolio [434/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:18:17 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[03/01/24 09:28:52] unlaudable [21/30] has challenged Malvolio [252/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to unlaudable's clock.
[03/01/24 10:07:53] Tangles, Malvolio, and Reilly [646/2297] have team battled KindOne, philipp__, and pfoley [781/2052] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/24 10:31:42] Malvolio [453/580] has challenged OobSaco [471/597] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:58:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/02/24 22:42:13] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:42:58 towards level 62.
[03/02/24 23:43:43] el [755/907] has challenged Malvolio [354/580] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:57:03 is removed from el's clock.
[03/03/24 13:30:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 31 days, 09:01:47 toward level 62.
[03/04/24 09:24:22] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:01 towards level 62.
[03/06/24 05:57:28] Malvolio [332/580] has come upon Nysdar [852/1158] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:55:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/08/24 14:06:28] MetaNova, Bluedog, and Malvolio [2008/2430] have team battled csc, dyvonna, and Blohsh [1770/1884] and won! 0 days, 15:41:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/24 15:44:51] BlueJay [886/894] has challenged Malvolio [519/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:25:09 is removed from BlueJay's clock.
[03/10/24 00:52:46] Tangles, Malvolio, and t3chn0 [842/2663] have team battled spex, Cockatrice, and thornrag [2187/2681] and lost! 2 days, 01:10:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/24 16:35:18] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:30 towards level 62.
[03/11/24 14:16:00] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:34 towards level 62.
[03/12/24 18:39:24] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:31 towards level 62.
[03/13/24 23:37:58] Malvolio [367/580] has challenged dbx12 [982/1139] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:43:40 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/15/24 19:30:59] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:44 towards level 62.
[03/16/24 08:14:35] catte [299/369] has challenged Malvolio [56/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from catte's clock.
[03/17/24 04:01:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 5 days, 22:27:21 toward level 62.
[03/17/24 07:09:41] Wam, ukleinek, and ahmubashshir [1117/2828] have team battled TimeWarp, hdm, and Malvolio [2237/2504] and lost! 3 days, 14:46:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/24 13:33:19] HollowWasp [108/606] has challenged Malvolio [243/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[03/18/24 17:30:11] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:43 towards level 62.
[03/18/24 19:03:24] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:50 towards level 62.
[03/19/24 04:53:59] gendish, cornfeedhobo, Kurenai, and Malvolio have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/24 23:54:59] Fyrgor, Malvolio, and yNos [2136/2392] have team battled Soulwhisper, Paganel, and zuper [1524/1723] and won! 0 days, 04:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/24 03:39:02] Malvolio, KyloRen, and hiod [142/1260] have team battled csc2ya, signofzeta, and Mat [1221/2856] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/24 16:03:43] Malvolio [512/600] has challenged particleflux [294/541] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/21/24 22:37:42] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:42:02 towards level 63.
[03/22/24 04:09:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 06:45:28 from level 63.
[03/22/24 06:36:50] kptr, buzel, and Malvolio [1185/2010] have team battled V, TimWolla, and pyre [2100/3215] and lost! 9 days, 08:26:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/24 03:17:43] Malvolio [183/600] has come upon jacquesssss [423/459] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:20:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/25/24 03:35:56] Malvolio [54/600] has come upon adamus1red [829/869] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:40:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/25/24 08:02:10] Malvolio [353/600] has come upon Omega [108/1126] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 05:44:05 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/25/24 11:13:19] tswsl, Malvolio, and gusto [1885/2169] have team battled jayvee, t3chn0, and Ecko [1049/2677] and won! 3 days, 12:59:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/24 16:52:33] Malvolio [330/600] has come upon Carl [608/913] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:56:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/26/24 14:54:04] jaxson, kptr, and Luca [661/2232] have team battled Malvolio, Ecko, and Tabmow [685/2524] and lost! 1 day, 06:20:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/24 00:32:47] Wam [749/1175] has come upon Malvolio [372/600] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:21:40 is removed from Wam's clock.
[03/28/24 12:11:19] noex [167/505] has come upon Malvolio [26/600] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:01:25 is removed from noex's clock.
[03/28/24 14:06:59] Sombra [318/1253] has challenged Malvolio [11/600] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:27:37 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/28/24 14:06:59] In the fierce battle, Malvolio dropped their level 65 ring! Sombra picks it up, tossing their old level 64 ring to Malvolio.
[03/29/24 08:41:03] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:30:57 towards level 63.
[03/29/24 23:02:30] Malvolio [150/599] has come upon freeboson [949/1060] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:30:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/31/24 03:37:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 43 days, 03:31:21 toward level 63.
[04/01/24 05:17:37] ComputerTech [113/228] has challenged Malvolio [231/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to ComputerTech's clock.
[04/03/24 22:57:57] canton7 [66/889] has come upon Malvolio [33/599] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:08:20 is removed from canton7's clock.
[04/03/24 23:40:25] jra [71/146] has challenged Malvolio [310/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to jra's clock.
[04/05/24 19:34:48] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:33 towards level 63.
[04/07/24 16:52:15] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:59 towards level 63.
[04/08/24 10:16:57] pants [644/1294] has challenged Malvolio [521/602] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:12:19 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/09/24 03:06:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 16:05:18 toward level 63.
[04/10/24 07:40:20] boscage, slim, and Malvolio [647/2259] have team battled BlueJay, nathan, and Wolf [2234/2755] and lost! 0 days, 17:50:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/24 10:31:54] Malvolio [180/602] has challenged pfoley [286/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:36 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/11/24 18:08:17] Malvolio fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Malvolio's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/13/24 00:41:51] "\@_ [149/880] has challenged Malvolio [271/597] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:11:21 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[04/13/24 05:04:25] pants [423/1294] has come upon Malvolio [64/597] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:16:00 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/14/24 05:55:58] gendish [149/409] has challenged Malvolio [115/597] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:59 is removed from gendish's clock.
[04/15/24 12:46:23] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:32 towards level 63.
[04/16/24 09:12:43] Malvolio [501/616] has challenged Thorael [89/682] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/17/24 16:10:44] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:50:22 towards level 64.
[04/17/24 22:54:31] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:03:29 towards level 64.
[04/18/24 01:44:57] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:13:23 towards level 64.
[04/18/24 06:25:13] fork [549/644] has challenged Malvolio [77/616] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from fork's clock.
[04/18/24 10:49:10] Malvolio [294/616] has come upon DojShadow [473/595] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:17:58 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/18/24 13:23:08] Malvolio [427/616] has challenged MadMan [488/580] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:37:47 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/19/24 22:12:07] Malvolio [595/616] has come upon cadfael [715/862] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:06:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/20/24 08:19:35] crysis [644/977] has come upon Malvolio [281/616] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:43:29 is removed from crysis's clock.
[04/20/24 21:08:36] JohnMH [261/446] has challenged Malvolio [313/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to JohnMH's clock.
[04/21/24 10:25:28] Malvolio EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:18:00 from level 64.
[04/21/24 10:56:18] Koffa, idlegood, and gendish [568/1936] have team battled Pinkman, IFireflyl, and Malvolio [556/2370] and won! 3 days, 16:11:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/24 15:58:11] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:37:31 towards level 64.
[04/22/24 01:17:45] cadfael, pants, Malvolio, and dbx12 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/24 13:26:17] Malvolio [384/616] has come upon DontEvenPeek [578/963] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:09:32 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/22/24 15:25:47] pants [538/1294] has challenged Malvolio [482/616] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:51:18 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/23/24 14:12:09] Malvolio [568/616] has come upon Kayn [285/598] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:20:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/25/24 02:27:14] fork [446/644] has come upon Malvolio [296/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:41:03 is removed from fork's clock.
[04/25/24 02:36:25] fork [475/644] has come upon Malvolio [251/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:33:31 is removed from fork's clock.
[04/26/24 23:10:50] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:23 towards level 64.
[04/27/24 09:15:22] Malvolio lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:58:17 from level 64.
[04/27/24 12:51:39] Malvolio was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:13:32 from level 64.
[04/27/24 17:02:04] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:00:47 towards level 64.
[04/29/24 06:07:51] nathan, Bluedog, and CodeGeek [751/3100] have team battled Ganonk, Malvolio, and Xenthys [559/2421] and won! 2 days, 15:18:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/24 21:14:56] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:59:25 from level 64.
[04/30/24 00:36:59] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:10 towards level 64.
[05/01/24 07:44:11] scornn [540/545] has challenged Malvolio [614/616] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:22:46 is added to scornn's clock.
[05/03/24 00:55:31] Malvolio [371/616] has challenged CaptainS122 [231/566] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:53:07 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/03/24 21:25:37] Malvolio spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Malvolio's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/03/24 22:03:28] tsr, Malvolio, and DojShadow [1700/2258] have team battled OobSaco, VonToutCourt, and gendish [913/2388] and won! 2 days, 18:15:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/24 03:14:37] Lilith, Lnk, and Malvolio [2110/2441] have team battled tass, gusto, and io [1684/2877] and won! 0 days, 03:52:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/24 07:37:13] n0ssh, Sombra, and JohnMH [813/2357] have team battled Malvolio, d4n13L, and gideonstar [2072/2216] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/24 12:25:33] pfoley, Misza, and OobSaco [1551/2980] have team battled HollowWasp, Malvolio, and freeboson [1593/2294] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/24 23:25:49] Malvolio [544/609] has come upon Soulwhisper [246/519] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:13:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/06/24 08:24:33] Malvolio [548/609] has come upon apb [1103/1112] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:59:34 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/06/24 18:24:14] rawgreaze, Silvanus_Betrium, and IFireflyl [2649/2818] have team battled Khorne, Brocker, and Malvolio [253/2559] and won! 1 day, 07:27:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/24 22:00:11] Malvolio [76/609] has come upon Ancalagon [257/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:02 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/09/24 22:22:08] Malvolio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:03:03 from level 64.
[05/10/24 13:35:49] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:04 towards level 64.
[05/11/24 22:00:32] V [1163/1170] has challenged Malvolio [140/609] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:27:18 is removed from V's clock.
[05/12/24 15:18:05] Malvolio fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:13:03 from level 64.
[05/15/24 17:15:42] Malvolio [345/609] has challenged JigmeDatse [181/858] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:23:39 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/16/24 14:21:26] aqsd [38/803] has challenged Malvolio [287/609] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:37:08 is added to aqsd's clock.
[05/17/24 03:24:51] Techman [752/999] has challenged Malvolio [75/609] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:35:42 is removed from Techman's clock.
[05/21/24 07:23:20] Tenorman, CrashOverride, and Lnk [429/2474] have team battled MetaNova, Thorael, and Malvolio [797/2784] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/24 00:27:20] scornn, MetaNova, and gryphus [798/2153] have team battled Malvolio, TheSilentLink, and Daikojun [92/2395] and won! 0 days, 05:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/24 11:18:43] CrashOverride [399/826] has come upon Malvolio [424/609] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:52 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[05/25/24 01:18:47] Malvolio set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:08:33 from level 64.
[05/25/24 18:12:07] kevkev, hdm, idleneutral, and Malvolio have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/24 20:04:37] Lord255, el, and CaptainS122 [1483/2648] have team battled allo, Reilly, and Malvolio [1392/2106] and won! 0 days, 02:37:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/24 02:47:14] Malvolio [337/609] has come upon thornrag [215/618] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:29:18 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/27/24 15:33:57] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:20 from level 64.
[05/27/24 18:31:29] nathan [64/928] has challenged Malvolio [143/609] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:39:05 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/28/24 08:35:12] Carl [309/917] has challenged Malvolio [558/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:44 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/28/24 13:36:52] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:20 towards level 64.
[05/29/24 02:23:28] Malvolio [579/609] has challenged bookworm [48/921] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/30/24 04:18:32] Malvolio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:09:00 from level 65.
[05/30/24 14:56:36] Malvolio, Ancalagon, and popey [1451/2460] have team battled Kachin, MELOONi, and aqsd [566/3003] and won! 0 days, 09:11:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/24 09:06:42] Carl [60/917] has challenged Malvolio [183/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:21 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/02/24 14:33:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 2 days, 05:31:35 toward level 65.
[06/04/24 04:44:43] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:13:38 towards level 65.
[06/04/24 10:42:57] CompanionCube, tsr, and shikhin [2138/2940] have team battled Malvolio, Silvanus_Betrium, and Asara [1309/2070] and won! 1 day, 12:33:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/24 20:46:42] _sh, Malvolio, and freeboson [1754/2755] have team battled "\@_, thornrag, and vegadark [1384/2473] and won! 7 days, 21:14:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/24 06:51:18] Malvolio [380/609] has come upon bg [1054/1073] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:37:23 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/05/24 09:21:57] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:41:55 towards level 65.
[06/07/24 17:41:05] Malvolio [173/609] has challenged Luca [118/589] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:02:01 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/08/24 09:05:19] Cockatrice [186/898] has challenged Malvolio [461/609] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[06/08/24 09:54:18] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:06 towards level 65.
[06/09/24 23:51:36] Malvolio [415/609] has come upon pfoley [415/1125] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:06:11 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/10/24 10:06:54] gideonstar, Asara, and particleflux [1888/2133] have team battled Malvolio, jacquesssss, and Notir [178/2007] and won! 2 days, 23:32:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/24 18:02:40] Malvolio [376/609] has challenged nawcom [97/967] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:22:51 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/11/24 01:50:46] Malvolio fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:33:34 from level 65.
[06/11/24 12:11:30] Fehu, Malvolio, and catte [1400/1728] have team battled blobdog, h00k, and sam [25/2356] and won! 0 days, 23:31:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/24 21:05:48] popey [301/1025] has come upon Malvolio [299/609] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:15:52 is removed from popey's clock.
[06/13/24 02:27:59] Malvolio [273/609] has come upon Kachin [360/1033] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:13:39 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/16/24 10:42:29] Malvolio [418/612] has challenged \dev\ice [989/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/16/24 20:36:42] Malvolio, Affliction, and damyan [1043/2166] have team battled Garg, VonToutCourt, and yang [992/2391] and won! 2 days, 10:34:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/24 16:22:15] Malvolio [555/612] has come upon shikhin [620/1224] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:44:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/17/24 16:51:48] Malvolio [192/612] has challenged Fehu [485/606] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:22:31 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/18/24 22:10:49] kinus, BlueJay, Malvolio, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/24 18:44:30] idleneutral, zuper, and CompanionCube [723/1871] have team battled t3chn0, Malvolio, and d4n13L [1430/2305] and lost! 0 days, 16:22:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/24 04:11:51] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:57 towards level 65.
[06/20/24 16:31:08] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:59:40 from level 65.
[06/22/24 00:24:07] Malvolio [214/612] has come upon Sario [558/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:48:23 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/23/24 03:31:12] Malvolio [369/612] has challenged Zed_Spiker [508/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/23/24 21:22:42] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:56:09 from level 65.
[06/24/24 04:37:01] Malvolio, theZoMBiE, and DrinkyBird [190/2495] have team battled pants, gendish, and d4n13L [1939/2435] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/24 07:04:05] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:08 towards level 65.
[06/25/24 08:18:45] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:17 towards level 65.
[06/26/24 08:22:19] tmberg, OobSaco, and Lilith [2245/2992] have team battled DividedByZero, bookworm, and Malvolio [541/2316] and won! 4 days, 07:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/24 04:24:44] Malvolio [265/612] has come upon scumola [596/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:42 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/27/24 07:03:10] Malvolio [70/612] has challenged BastelBot [205/874] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:48:14 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/28/24 00:49:16] arv [46/566] has challenged Malvolio [216/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to arv's clock.
[06/29/24 09:54:34] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:31:28 from level 66.
[06/29/24 16:10:35] jacquesssss, Kritzefitz, and fork [182/2517] have team battled Fischmiep, Drkmirror, and Malvolio [1379/1806] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/24 23:39:07] Malvolio [35/612] has challenged TimWolla [871/905] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:41:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/06/24 04:51:15] Malvolio [592/612] has come upon yNos [1115/1259] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:20:17 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/06/24 11:27:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 24 days, 04:51:03 toward level 66.
[07/06/24 14:01:21] Malvolio [288/612] has challenged adamus1red [640/868] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:50:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/07/24 06:27:21] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:55:29 towards level 66.
[07/07/24 17:43:28] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:55:53 towards level 66.
[07/08/24 01:48:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 33 days, 10:00:36 toward level 66.
[07/08/24 21:17:23] Malvolio [5/612] has challenged kadotux [387/418] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:13:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/11/24 03:43:54] Malvolio [187/612] has come upon Celediel [154/658] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:07:13 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/11/24 21:23:57] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:09:17 towards level 66.
[07/13/24 21:37:07] hcf, Malvolio, and idleneutral [90/1518] have team battled Ankhers, Misza, and Mat [287/2895] and lost! 0 days, 05:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/24 21:49:28] Malvolio [336/612] has challenged Izador [15/125] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:27:20 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/14/24 11:24:08] Malvolio, particleflux, and Cockatrice [110/2065] have team battled BastelBot, GilbertErik, and bsleep [2297/2581] and lost! 1 day, 19:40:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/24 14:48:11] Fenrik [1220/1309] has challenged Malvolio [484/612] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:03:31 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[07/15/24 14:48:11] In the fierce battle, Malvolio dropped their level 56 charm! Fenrik picks it up, tossing their old level 46 charm to Malvolio.
[07/16/24 15:27:06] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:48 towards level 66.
[07/17/24 14:35:44] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:48:51 from level 66.
[07/17/24 15:23:21] CrashOverride [767/794] has challenged Malvolio [429/602] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:32:19 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[07/19/24 07:34:19] Malvolio [384/602] has come upon Fenrik [614/1319] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:58:53 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/19/24 19:58:56] Malvolio [361/602] has come upon adamus1red [754/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:58:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/20/24 11:38:23] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:13 from level 66.
[07/20/24 13:33:44] jayvee [761/799] has challenged Malvolio [579/602] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:41:11 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[07/22/24 13:45:56] heisenbug [684/808] has challenged Malvolio [295/602] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:26:18 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[07/22/24 15:09:22] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:17 towards level 66.
[07/23/24 06:56:25] philipp__ [76/488] has challenged Malvolio [129/602] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to philipp__'s clock.
[07/23/24 09:26:02] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/24 11:21:57] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/24 08:21:46] cadfael, hdm, Malvolio, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/24 08:42:24] Malvolio [225/603] has come upon thornrag [195/843] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:15:18 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/25/24 16:05:31] Kayn [328/639] has challenged Malvolio [247/603] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from Kayn's clock.
[07/26/24 11:23:31] sc [869/1147] has come upon Malvolio [449/603] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:36:51 is removed from sc's clock.
[07/28/24 02:37:34] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:40 towards level 66.
[07/28/24 17:52:49] Fehu [247/606] has come upon Malvolio [24/603] and taken them in combat! 40 days, 21:30:38 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[07/28/24 23:01:09] SSLbits, ahmubashshir, and Malvolio [1831/2267] have team battled blobdog, tswsl, and bg [1733/2615] and won! 0 days, 17:57:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/24 07:36:17] Zaratustra, Susumurata, and apb [2297/2499] have team battled Malvolio, blobdog, and Matthew [1899/2349] and won! 0 days, 05:41:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/24 05:02:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 00:37:28 toward level 66.
[08/05/24 05:23:40] Malvolio [107/677] has challenged Kurenai [125/983] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/05/24 10:23:32] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:16:59 from level 67.
[08/05/24 16:56:38] Malvolio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:59:12 from level 67.
[08/06/24 02:21:51] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:47:47 towards level 67.
[08/06/24 08:18:31] Malvolio [592/677] has challenged hax404 [106/663] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:58:38 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/08/24 17:48:16] Malvolio, alexlehm, and sco1 [1707/2095] have team battled Zed_Spiker, Nysdar, and insidesources [2550/2671] and lost! 5 days, 22:17:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/24 13:36:15] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:56:16 towards level 67.
[08/12/24 22:33:24] Malvolio [188/677] has come upon keepmyshirt [229/472] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:41:26 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/14/24 07:23:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 42 days, 00:37:20 toward level 67.
[08/14/24 14:58:33] Malvolio lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:37:09 from level 67.
[08/14/24 17:45:31] crowll, Malvolio, and spex [228/2209] have team battled EddieT137, tmberg, and dxrt [982/2654] and lost! 0 days, 03:10:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/24 10:33:23] Malvolio [213/677] has come upon Paganel [361/806] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:40:30 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/17/24 08:19:53] pyre, kevkev, and Yarosh [984/2454] have team battled Lord255, Malvolio, and Kayn [1261/2462] and lost! 7 days, 07:02:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/24 14:02:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 5 days, 05:46:48 toward level 67.
[08/17/24 19:31:29] ahmubashshir [466/646] has challenged Malvolio [394/677] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:48:17 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[08/17/24 22:22:17] Malvolio lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:42:56 from level 67.
[08/18/24 03:17:55] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:29:02 from level 67.
[08/18/24 06:34:23] Malvolio [405/677] has challenged jabuxas [187/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:09:21 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/20/24 02:35:37] Malvolio grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:36:51 towards level 67.
[08/20/24 10:19:41] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:58:12 towards level 67.
[08/20/24 23:12:49] dots [16/125] has challenged Malvolio [148/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to dots's clock.
[08/22/24 07:59:21] popey [513/1100] has challenged Malvolio [439/677] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from popey's clock.
[08/22/24 23:04:13] slim [937/1340] has challenged Malvolio [74/677] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:37:34 is removed from slim's clock.
[08/23/24 14:08:18] blobdog [700/839] has challenged Malvolio [328/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:50:48 is removed from blobdog's clock.
[08/24/24 13:49:51] Malvolio [311/677] has come upon catte [490/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/25/24 08:49:01] Malvolio [538/677] has come upon BlueJay [586/668] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:29:50 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/27/24 19:15:00] Cirdan [580/1337] has come upon Malvolio [616/677] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:37:53 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[08/28/24 10:11:52] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:59 towards level 67.
[08/28/24 14:02:56] allo, ponzu, and kinus [1482/2037] have team battled Malvolio, bobvador, and Haxx [696/1965] and won! 0 days, 03:41:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/24 16:53:26] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:56 towards level 67.
[08/29/24 07:46:14] Malvolio [91/677] has challenged ponzu [355/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:17 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/31/24 11:37:49] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:38 towards level 67.
[08/31/24 11:52:08] Bunny [4/247] has challenged Malvolio [151/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Bunny's clock.
[08/31/24 17:32:27] drahthaar, Neil, and Paganel [1524/2512] have team battled Celediel, jaxson, and Malvolio [1414/2328] and won! 3 days, 17:45:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/24 19:56:40] Malvolio [108/677] has come upon Aksej [792/1103] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:52 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/02/24 07:12:27] Daikojun [251/700] has challenged Malvolio [673/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:00 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[09/02/24 14:58:41] Malvolio [364/677] has challenged Neil [371/838] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/06/24 11:15:47] Malvolio [260/677] has come upon jaxson [289/1009] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:50:08 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/07/24 08:02:45] damyan, Malvolio, and Amongusus [1905/2222] have team battled scornn, idleevil, and Daikojun [1829/2739] and won! 0 days, 17:08:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/24 18:07:35] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:07:12 towards level 68.
[09/07/24 22:16:15] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:53:45 towards level 68.
[09/08/24 08:59:29] yNos, GRIZZLYMAN, and Wam [1677/3462] have team battled Malvolio, _sh, and Platonides [1427/2631] and won! 1 day, 06:24:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/24 19:58:42] Malvolio [512/677] has come upon Cirdan [382/1335] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 00:28:09 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/09/24 11:10:48] Malvolio [724/896] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [620/1189] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:36:08 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/09/24 11:10:48] Malvolio has dealt Silvanus_Betrium a Critical Strike! 4 days, 06:11:03 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[09/09/24 15:01:55] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:55:51 towards level 68.
[09/10/24 15:17:49] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:58 towards level 68.
[09/11/24 16:38:11] Malvolio [534/896] has come upon pwae [341/1131] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:12:53 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/11/24 22:17:27] muirrum [650/663] has challenged Malvolio [828/896] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to muirrum's clock.
[09/12/24 01:23:43] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:43:51 towards level 68.
[09/12/24 16:59:23] dwfreed, misha, and Notir [2476/3044] have team battled Malvolio, solarsparq, and ZOTTA [471/2871] and won! 5 days, 01:55:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/24 22:30:09] shikhin [1198/1215] has challenged Malvolio [491/896] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:04:41 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[09/15/24 00:47:38] gideonstar [391/966] has come upon Malvolio [871/896] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:04:41 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[09/16/24 15:48:25] Malvolio [131/896] has challenged Mat [407/954] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:17:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/16/24 18:04:04] urfe [14/28] has challenged Malvolio [367/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to urfe's clock.
[09/17/24 01:02:19] jaxson, Notir, and Kurenai [824/2964] have team battled dots, gildarts, and Malvolio [1842/2129] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/24 17:00:48] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:32:50 towards level 68.
[09/18/24 00:10:34] Malvolio, Diogenes, and CompanionCube [842/1625] have team battled caeli, shikhin, and Daikojun [97/2598] and won! 0 days, 00:47:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/24 02:17:49] Malvolio [556/896] has come upon Tangles [467/884] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:50:54 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/18/24 09:30:59] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:46 towards level 68.
[09/19/24 16:12:49] Quee [26/157] has challenged Malvolio [786/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to Quee's clock.
[09/21/24 07:02:25] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:46:30 towards level 68.
[09/21/24 22:14:16] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:06 towards level 68.
[09/22/24 17:43:59] Kurenai, RussellB, and Malvolio [2803/2908] have team battled allo, Koffa, and jaxson [1417/2920] and won! 0 days, 00:43:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/24 02:14:14] Omega, Blohsh, and Malvolio [1463/2726] have team battled particleflux, HeavyPodda, and dots [478/1871] and won! 1 day, 14:29:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/24 21:58:23] Diogenes [94/252] has challenged Malvolio [708/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Diogenes's clock.
[09/25/24 19:12:48] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:35 towards level 68.
[09/27/24 01:18:10] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:14 from level 68.
[09/27/24 06:14:17] Xenthys, kadotux, and Nono [693/2372] have team battled vegadark, Wolf, and Malvolio [946/2910] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/24 02:32:41] Platonides [283/844] has come upon Malvolio [680/896] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:06:05 is added to Platonides's clock.
[09/28/24 21:05:21] BenDover [69/495] has come upon Malvolio [321/896] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:56:40 is added to BenDover's clock.
[09/29/24 07:16:06] Malvolio [309/896] has challenged edo [171/426] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/29/24 21:57:57] Drin [1012/1098] has come upon Malvolio [156/896] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:04:18 is removed from Drin's clock.
[09/30/24 04:00:42] gryphus, Platonides, and Malvolio [1319/2157] have team battled shikhin, zifnab06, and kinus [959/3037] and won! 0 days, 08:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/24 12:55:42] Acolarh, Garg, and Malvolio [2108/2371] have team battled KindOne, tomhek, and tswsl [1774/2206] and won! 10 days, 08:24:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/24 14:19:21] hugga, yano, and OobSaco [2759/2994] have team battled sam, Lord255, and Malvolio [2567/3106] and won! 2 days, 00:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/24 10:22:02] drahthaar, sparogy, and spawn [1256/1929] have team battled Malvolio, zuper, and SirBummelz [302/2347] and won! 0 days, 02:42:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/24 11:19:56] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:54 towards level 69.
[10/03/24 15:11:49] Blohsh, elf, and damyan [277/2612] have team battled Xenthys, bsleep, and Malvolio [2665/2782] and lost! 0 days, 18:35:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/24 07:10:41] Nuae [107/1014] has come upon Malvolio [775/896] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:37:04 is added to Nuae's clock.
[10/08/24 13:14:04] Malvolio, Fehu, and untz [1169/1774] have team battled OobSaco, Celediel, and Jens [2213/2654] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/24 17:26:03] Haxx, jra, and Malvolio [28/1814] have team battled EddieT137, enteral, and yano [1126/3040] and lost! 0 days, 15:56:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/24 04:26:45] Malvolio [763/896] has come upon drahthaar [551/872] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:04:44 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/09/24 15:39:11] blazed [21/132] has challenged Malvolio [2/896] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:22 is removed from blazed's clock.
[10/10/24 01:25:21] d4n13L [104/728] has come upon Malvolio [519/896] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:23:06 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[10/11/24 13:49:15] bt, Ancalagon, and Malvolio [448/2432] have team battled kevkev, caeli, and QxL [1167/2243] and lost! 1 day, 13:31:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/24 02:20:23] Malvolio [846/896] has come upon bt [169/623] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:27:04 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/12/24 14:47:15] Misza, spawn, and RussellB [222/2551] have team battled Malvolio, particleflux, and ambitious_sloth [113/1982] and won! 0 days, 05:59:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/24 05:23:59] StalkR, przt, and wowbagger [540/2578] have team battled Acolarh, Malvolio, and Garg [1395/2354] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/24 08:43:07] TheSilentLink, idlegood, and Misza [1104/3127] have team battled insidesources, gosu, and Malvolio [1271/1779] and lost! 6 days, 16:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/24 00:06:05] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:14:19 towards level 69.
[10/15/24 00:56:02] idleevil [242/1185] has challenged Malvolio [291/896] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:55:35 is added to idleevil's clock.
[10/15/24 04:29:11] Malvolio [561/896] has come upon Kachin [534/1020] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:58:03 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/15/24 05:22:00] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:31 towards level 69.
[10/17/24 08:08:57] crysis, QxL, and ahmubashshir [83/2282] have team battled nya, Notir, and Malvolio [6/2650] and won! 0 days, 02:30:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/24 02:42:47] Malvolio [474/896] has come upon nax [551/691] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:26:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/19/24 14:08:03] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:07 towards level 69.
[10/22/24 12:06:47] V, Bunny, and zifnab06 [1413/2696] have team battled alexlehm, pfoley, and Malvolio [2207/2966] and lost! 0 days, 10:08:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/24 17:27:25] Malvolio [199/896] has come upon Enapiuz [99/325] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:58:17 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/22/24 19:02:40] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:21 towards level 69.
[10/23/24 00:47:26] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:49 towards level 69.
[10/23/24 12:28:16] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:14 towards level 69.
[10/23/24 23:29:12] Malvolio spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Malvolio's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/24 01:12:34] gradator, cfjk, and ToeCheese [1919/2320] have team battled Sombra, Platonides, and Malvolio [1431/3114] and won! 2 days, 11:39:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/24 01:29:47] HeavyPodda, Malvolio, and DojShadow [979/2604] have team battled JigmeDatse, Luca, and Reilly [779/2130] and won! 1 day, 17:22:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/24 04:53:59] Malvolio stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:18 towards level 69.
[10/24/24 16:29:16] Ecko, sparogy, and wille [962/2260] have team battled Blohsh, Malvolio, and Platonides [1082/2515] and lost! 2 days, 00:46:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/24 20:15:23] Malvolio saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:51:50 from level 69.
[10/26/24 09:49:00] Malvolio [542/889] has come upon RussellB [138/1077] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:21:56 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/13/24 04:01:34] Malvolio [236/889] has challenged soltys [305/1172] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:53:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/13/24 10:22:49] Lnk [659/1152] has come upon Malvolio [150/889] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:51:09 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/14/24 08:24:40] idleneutral, Sario, and Malvolio [1509/2661] have team battled Carl, Affliction, and sky [695/2260] and won! 3 days, 04:46:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/24 04:14:36] hcf [395/428] has challenged Malvolio [611/889] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:50:29 is added to hcf's clock.
[11/16/24 18:11:40] Lord255, Malvolio, and ToHellWithGA [2065/3357] have team battled soltys, V, and mdpv [1099/2780] and won! 2 days, 13:23:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/24 14:39:27] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:48 towards level 69.
[11/20/24 14:53:23] keepmyshirt [39/640] has challenged Malvolio [389/889] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to keepmyshirt's clock.
[11/20/24 23:42:08] Cirdan, jaxson, and Koffa [918/3155] have team battled Malvolio, crysis, and yano [2961/2992] and lost! 1 day, 00:29:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/24 11:40:07] Malvolio, SSLbits, and Platonides [2212/2775] have team battled gildarts, gideonstar, and solarsparq [135/2737] and won! 0 days, 22:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/24 09:22:03] Malvolio [759/889] has come upon HollowWasp [643/846] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:28:43 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/22/24 15:40:53] corvus [200/261] has challenged Malvolio [161/889] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:31 is removed from corvus's clock.
[11/25/24 04:10:01] Malvolio [42/889] has come upon particleflux [92/560] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:57:54 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/25/24 17:19:04] Malvolio bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:32 from level 69.
[11/26/24 08:53:30] crysis [417/1029] has come upon Malvolio [417/889] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:43:25 is removed from crysis's clock.
[11/27/24 05:58:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 00:12:33 toward level 69.
[11/27/24 06:04:20] Malvolio [527/889] has challenged Blohsh [539/690] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/30/24 03:29:32] Malvolio, yang, and Wizard-Of-Paws [1178/2116] have team battled Cirdan, caeli, and spex [3025/3085] and lost! 0 days, 17:24:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/24 05:09:19] Malvolio [12/889] has come upon Bunny [216/429] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:54:34 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/30/24 17:17:29] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:25:58 towards level 70.
[12/02/24 09:43:28] ialokin [99/466] has come upon Malvolio [343/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:47 is added to ialokin's clock.
[12/02/24 23:39:23] Nysdar [574/925] has come upon Malvolio [288/889] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:48:10 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[12/04/24 21:57:22] Malvolio, alephnull, and unicron [233/2790] have team battled Covid-19, OobSaco, and ahmubashshir [2332/2581] and lost! 2 days, 10:00:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/24 22:05:28] ChowderKeg, Acolarh, and Malvolio [1581/2253] have team battled bt, untz, and Techman [1008/2103] and won! 12 days, 10:20:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/24 20:37:27] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/24 02:48:56] Malvolio [159/893] has challenged Reilly [185/710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:02:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/10/24 02:16:25] Malvolio ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:07:19 from level 70.
[12/10/24 07:35:06] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:01:04 towards level 70.
[12/14/24 07:52:23] Malvolio [817/893] has come upon Notir [7/995] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 09:23:34 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/14/24 22:37:01] blazed [391/460] has come upon Malvolio [558/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:16 is added to blazed's clock.
[12/14/24 23:53:35] Malvolio [394/893] has come upon jjasghar [137/1160] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:29:38 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/16/24 15:56:55] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:52:08 towards level 70.
[12/17/24 03:08:06] gusto, Stevland, and Susumurata [1430/2827] have team battled Malvolio, spex, and Bluedog [2671/3058] and lost! 0 days, 13:47:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/24 10:13:00] KyloRen [203/460] has challenged Malvolio [677/893] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[12/17/24 18:41:53] buzel, SSLbits, and Fischmiep [1108/2442] have team battled Lnk, Malvolio, and cfjk [2780/3080] and lost! 2 days, 20:14:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/24 11:11:12] jjasghar [48/1160] has challenged Malvolio [708/893] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[12/18/24 15:10:30] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:27:27 towards level 70.
[12/20/24 19:21:45] brycec, nya, and csc2ya [3245/3512] have team battled Malvolio, washclof, and Affliction [3226/3579] and won! 0 days, 08:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/24 20:42:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 09:13:42 from level 70.
[12/20/24 21:02:58] DrinkyBird, dots, and pyre [100/3105] have team battled Malvolio, xbill, and KindOne [271/2051] and lost! 5 days, 08:10:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/24 01:41:55] figment, benzo, and IFireflyl [136/1656] have team battled jaxson, Malvolio, and Aksej [2640/3172] and lost! 0 days, 05:51:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/24 03:56:15] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:57:10 towards level 70.
[12/26/24 07:28:26] Malvolio [88/893] has come upon dxrt [90/377] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:52:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/26/24 08:50:33] Malvolio [780/893] has challenged Kurenai [938/1019] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:27:30 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/27/24 23:01:25] Malvolio [820/893] has challenged Misanthrobe [404/539] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:34:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/28/24 13:19:32] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:14:04 towards level 70.
[12/30/24 10:49:02] Malvolio [137/893] has come upon Asara [850/869] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:05:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/30/24 16:13:30] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:58:43 from level 70.
[01/01/25 19:24:42] Malvolio [312/893] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [903/1194] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:59:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/01/25 23:34:22] Malvolio [121/893] has come upon Ankhers [525/894] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:36:31 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/02/25 19:28:20] fivehun [334/522] has challenged Malvolio [156/893] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from fivehun's clock.
[01/03/25 00:33:32] Malvolio [799/893] has come upon bt [667/848] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:31:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/03/25 00:33:32] Malvolio has dealt bt a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:48:43 is added to bt's clock.
[01/03/25 01:42:24] Malvolio [319/893] has challenged tass [242/1075] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:27:10 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/10/25 02:26:03] kptr, Wolf, and Misanthrobe [1631/2420] have team battled Malvolio, unicron, and sbp [1523/2575] and won! 0 days, 16:12:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/25 19:35:26] Malvolio [483/897] has challenged ToeCheese [259/579] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:39:15 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/10/25 21:31:34] Tenorman [124/1033] has come upon Malvolio [75/897] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:53:53 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/10/25 21:31:34] Tenorman has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:15:56 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/11/25 02:37:30] Malvolio [442/897] has challenged TimWolla [84/913] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:33:26 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/11/25 05:49:43] sparogy, ZOTTA, and manish [899/2610] have team battled Malvolio, sam, and thatmint [3007/3048] and lost! 1 day, 09:06:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/25 03:17:44] AbrahamLinksys [394/523] has challenged Malvolio [660/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/13/25 12:48:26] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:05:51 towards level 70.
[01/13/25 16:10:48] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:42:45 towards level 70.
[01/15/25 17:09:07] Malvolio [124/897] has challenged Enapiuz [230/405] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:03:55 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/16/25 05:15:15] Malvolio [695/897] has come upon Cockroach [605/941] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:48:22 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/17/25 04:42:04] cadfael [293/795] has challenged Malvolio [130/897] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:03:44 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[01/18/25 10:48:42] Malvolio discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:04:50 towards level 70.
[01/19/25 05:47:54] yano [613/1122] has come upon Malvolio [296/897] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:27:22 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/19/25 08:11:18] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:56:03 towards level 70.
[01/19/25 11:42:54] Garg, gradator, and DojShadow [612/2299] have team battled wille, keepmyshirt, and Malvolio [1535/2255] and lost! 0 days, 17:49:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/25 08:18:12] soltys, slim, and Reilly [514/3164] have team battled Malvolio, nya, and keepmyshirt [927/2526] and lost! 1 day, 07:36:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/25 03:53:06] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:18:17 from level 70.
[01/21/25 15:41:37] Malvolio [211/897] has come upon Ungoliant [750/932] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:50:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/21/25 21:51:53] sky [423/647] has challenged Malvolio [855/897] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:05:40 is added to sky's clock.
[01/22/25 20:27:39] Malvolio fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:03:12 from level 70.
[01/22/25 22:21:25] Malvolio [369/897] has come upon Raithmir [465/576] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:47:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/23/25 01:20:20] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:35 towards level 70.
[01/24/25 01:08:09] Malvolio set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:51:53 from level 70.
[01/26/25 07:03:09] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:05:21 towards level 70.
[01/27/25 07:23:12] Malvolio [32/897] has come upon spex [137/1344] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:24:08 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/27/25 21:19:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 13 days, 02:34:05 toward level 70.
[01/30/25 03:11:55] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:30 towards level 70.
[01/30/25 03:14:47] Malvolio slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Malvolio's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/25 05:49:15] shikhin [609/1375] has challenged Malvolio [208/892] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:06:04 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[01/30/25 21:12:24] cfjk [261/1017] has challenged Malvolio [12/892] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:03:44 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/01/25 20:27:36] Malvolio [806/892] has come upon sbp [309/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:07:39 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/02/25 00:00:37] Malvolio [821/892] has come upon SirNeo [104/1002] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:31:58 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/02/25 21:13:30] Malvolio slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Malvolio's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/25 00:21:42] Malvolio [696/887] has come upon MELOONi [658/1196] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:25:50 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/05/25 20:17:33] zbe, Affliction, and Malvolio [2458/3289] have team battled manish, Bunny, and KyloRen [92/1758] and won! 0 days, 05:50:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/25 03:28:48] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:33 towards level 70.
[02/08/25 03:17:06] Malvolio [99/887] has come upon Kurenai [26/1025] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:12:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/08/25 20:16:47] ToeCheese [404/586] has come upon Malvolio [31/887] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:09:24 is removed from ToeCheese's clock.
[02/09/25 06:23:48] Malvolio [494/887] has challenged ColonelPanic001 [768/849] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/12/25 01:01:33] anarcat, Pinkman, and Malvolio [82/3469] have team battled Sombra, sam, and tass [3075/3534] and lost! 10 days, 18:10:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/25 04:29:16] Eva [0/8] has challenged Malvolio [447/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Eva's clock.
[02/12/25 06:34:51] Malvolio [106/887] has come upon Tabmow [190/882] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 13:01:01 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/12/25 09:01:47] Malvolio [323/887] has come upon dyvonna [48/771] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 22:35:56 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/13/25 06:40:37] Malvolio saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:54:44 from level 71.
[02/13/25 10:07:18] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:04:44 from level 71.
[02/13/25 15:26:25] yNos [655/871] has challenged Malvolio [660/887] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:29:02 is added to yNos's clock.
[02/13/25 20:33:48] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:31:46 towards level 71.
[02/15/25 21:00:18] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:58:46 from level 71.
[02/17/25 10:18:01] Neil, Aksej, and KyloRen [268/2257] have team battled Malvolio, Techman, and Bunny [1265/2110] and lost! 0 days, 21:41:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/25 17:33:08] V, hiod, and Malvolio [752/3172] have team battled IFireflyl, zer0pink, and damyan [864/2089] and lost! 0 days, 13:26:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/25 23:37:24] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:18:40 towards level 71.
[02/18/25 09:11:57] heisenbug, Zaratustra, and OobSaco [1160/2468] have team battled Malvolio, gendish, and unicron [793/2522] and won! 0 days, 17:47:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/25 22:22:06] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:51:42 towards level 71.
[02/19/25 19:04:12] voids [199/391] has come upon Malvolio [238/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:39:01 is added to voids's clock.
[02/19/25 22:01:17] Malvolio [318/887] has come upon hax404 [466/855] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:52:42 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/20/25 03:25:55] Malvolio [397/887] has come upon Kachin [756/994] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:08:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/21/25 08:24:00] Malvolio [860/887] has come upon Techman [409/754] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 11:49:44 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/23/25 03:49:17] tmberg, Theleveler, ChowderKeg, and Malvolio have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/25 13:41:12] Geoff [599/642] has challenged Malvolio [488/887] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:21:47 is removed from Geoff's clock.
[02/25/25 00:44:20] Malvolio [550/887] has challenged jacob1 [568/760] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:43:31 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/26/25 08:42:20] Malvolio [156/887] has come upon kenneth [146/491] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:08:12 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/26/25 13:21:10] thatmint, Theleveler, and BastelBot [2165/2779] have team battled drahthaar, enteral, and Malvolio [1691/2482] and won! 0 days, 06:07:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/25 08:32:45] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:27:26 towards level 71.
[02/27/25 18:19:44] ToHellWithGA [531/1377] has come upon Malvolio [575/887] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:01:39 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/28/25 23:11:44] anarcat [87/1149] has challenged Malvolio [228/887] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:29:44 is added to anarcat's clock.
[03/02/25 15:58:21] Malvolio fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:34:51 from level 71.
[03/02/25 21:58:02] Malvolio [119/889] has come upon nya [287/973] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:34:49 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/03/25 20:52:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 33 days, 01:35:14 toward level 71.
[03/04/25 14:56:12] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:45 towards level 71.
[03/04/25 15:06:17] jaxson, Malvolio, and Tabmow [2182/2978] have team battled canton7, Ecko, and TimWolla [2421/2874] and lost! 0 days, 18:42:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/25 21:00:59] Koffa [354/978] has challenged Malvolio [393/889] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:20:31 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/08/25 07:03:52] Abe [402/972] has challenged Malvolio [612/889] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:32:02 is added to Abe's clock.
[03/10/25 04:06:37] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:13 towards level 71.
[03/10/25 11:42:00] Malvolio died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:57 from level 71.
[03/11/25 06:37:40] Malvolio was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:57:24 from level 71.
[03/12/25 06:45:48] shikhin, brycec, and Tenorman [1076/3894] have team battled popey, Malvolio, and ChowderKeg [2390/2820] and lost! 2 days, 20:43:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/25 17:34:48] allo [955/983] has challenged Malvolio [449/889] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:51:42 is removed from allo's clock.
[03/12/25 18:19:54] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:40 towards level 71.
[03/13/25 02:56:33] vegadark [1264/1421] has come upon Malvolio [47/889] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:37:00 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/13/25 15:41:09] Neil [352/927] has challenged Malvolio [795/889] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:48:28 is added to Neil's clock.
[03/13/25 23:43:32] Malvolio [62/889] has challenged Luca [306/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/16/25 11:40:21] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:58 towards level 71.
[03/18/25 21:17:48] Malvolio [54/892] has challenged gradator [491/883] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:00:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/18/25 22:17:07] Malvolio [664/892] has come upon ColonelPanic001 [684/843] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:41:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/19/25 00:41:29] VonToutCourt, sam, and fnutt [1108/2568] have team battled Malvolio, hugga, and d4n13L [2367/2736] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/25 07:09:18] tswsl [398/672] has come upon Malvolio [623/892] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:08:15 is added to tswsl's clock.
[03/19/25 19:55:15] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:14:05 towards level 72.
[03/19/25 21:14:11] Malvolio [219/892] has come upon HeavyPodda [219/1130] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 23:50:37 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/20/25 16:22:11] NicotheFerret [0/0] has challenged Malvolio [503/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to NicotheFerret's clock.
[03/21/25 19:51:27] Malvolio [673/892] has come upon DrinkyBird [1299/1415] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:56:52 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/22/25 13:54:18] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:33:18 from level 72.
[03/24/25 09:50:46] Flipkabouter [77/535] has come upon Malvolio [637/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:32:03 is added to Flipkabouter's clock.
[03/24/25 11:38:06] Malvolio, xbill, and hdm [1987/2610] have team battled Notir, DrHasenbein, and Raithmir [448/2609] and won! 6 days, 17:42:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/25 05:57:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 11 days, 12:51:30 toward level 72.
[03/25/25 06:10:28] Malvolio, nathan, and freeboson [2241/3069] have team battled Luca, jaxson, and pfoley [1470/3399] and won! 9 days, 05:26:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/25 14:02:43] simple, Malvolio, and washclof [181/3900] have team battled naka, Puff, and shikhin [2494/2509] and lost! 1 day, 12:22:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/25 15:02:42] Malvolio [177/892] has challenged fork [193/1114] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:11:43 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/27/25 04:30:03] Malvolio [245/892] has come upon MetaNova [1180/1284] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:57:45 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/29/25 04:26:49] AbrahamLinksys [62/791] has challenged Malvolio [633/892] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:36:47 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/30/25 05:42:38] Malvolio [173/892] has come upon jra [45/867] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:57:57 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/31/25 08:18:27] seki, Mat, and ToHellWithGA [652/2788] have team battled Stevland, Malvolio, and el [219/3065] and won! 1 day, 03:18:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/25 13:53:16] Malvolio [210/898] has come upon CornFly [340/938] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:06:56 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/31/25 19:22:42] cornfeedhobo, Malvolio, and naka [1134/2214] have team battled gildarts, Ankhers, and Dex [1072/2819] and won! 0 days, 08:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/25 07:12:20] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:23:50 towards level 72.
[04/02/25 14:43:00] tass, KyloRen, and Malvolio [218/2555] have team battled robotsnowfall, ZOTTA, and crysis [1191/2916] and lost! 3 days, 20:23:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/25 00:07:10] Malvolio [690/898] has challenged thatmint [1006/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:06:04 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/04/25 07:14:03] Malvolio fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:24:51 from level 72.
[04/04/25 10:16:28] Malvolio [715/898] has come upon Puff [506/651] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:07:59 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/04/25 16:37:49] vegadark, KindOne, and Paganel [704/2904] have team battled MetaNova, Malvolio, and kptr [254/3119] and won! 1 day, 01:03:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/25 16:48:16] Wanderer, vegadark, and fstrelok [101/2640] have team battled Malvolio, JigmeDatse, and yang [416/2396] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/25 23:19:05] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:29:54 towards level 72.
[04/06/25 00:27:05] Malvolio was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:37:52 from level 72.
[04/06/25 21:27:39] Theleveler [706/1064] has challenged Malvolio [558/898] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:14:43 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[04/06/25 22:27:17] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:45:12 towards level 72.
[04/07/25 20:59:54] CompanionCube, Malvolio, and launchd [883/2114] have team battled anarcat, adamus1red, and thatmint [510/3395] and won! 3 days, 09:26:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/25 03:27:51] Kritzefitz [744/1190] has come upon Malvolio [601/898] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:36:13 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[04/08/25 13:22:43] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:04:35 towards level 72.
[04/09/25 09:22:57] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:05:35 from level 72.
[04/10/25 23:37:28] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:38:16 towards level 72.
[04/12/25 03:13:36] Kachin, Malvolio, and manish [1017/2731] have team battled ukleinek, pfoley, and drahthaar [1421/2985] and lost! 0 days, 20:38:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/25 22:45:37] Lord255 [649/1131] has come upon Malvolio [260/898] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:09:39 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[04/15/25 13:28:49] Mkkt_Bkkt [7/8] has challenged Malvolio [896/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Mkkt_Bkkt's clock.
[04/16/25 11:21:32] Malvolio, io, and Ecko [653/2923] have team battled Ancalagon, vectr0n, and _sh [1943/2346] and lost! 3 days, 18:15:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/25 21:58:03] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:18:48 towards level 72.
[04/17/25 08:28:34] Malvolio [436/898] has come upon dyvonna [415/740] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:10:41 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/17/25 09:42:46] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:15 towards level 72.
[04/18/25 23:58:48] mordac, chadgpt, and Malvolio [1178/2608] have team battled OobSaco, CrashOverride, and yang [206/2337] and won! 1 day, 10:49:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/25 15:38:10] drahthaar [228/787] has challenged Malvolio [520/898] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:14:12 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[04/22/25 01:32:15] Malvolio, DojShadow, and Cirdan [108/2739] have team battled particleflux, dots, and GilbertErik [150/2341] and lost! 2 days, 13:48:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/25 03:35:50] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/23/25 05:19:25] gildarts, adamus1red, and Malvolio [991/2977] have team battled io, Lord255, and idleneutral [749/2833] and won! 2 days, 20:36:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/25 04:25:25] Malvolio [567/895] has challenged CornFly [212/944] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:18:02 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/24/25 12:37:41] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/24/25 19:29:37] Kritzefitz [892/1190] has challenged Malvolio [646/892] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:00:18 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[04/24/25 19:29:37] Kritzefitz has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:28:46 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/26/25 19:23:47] Malvolio [830/892] has come upon hugga [651/1127] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:33:47 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/28/25 02:05:23] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/25 11:08:01] KyloRen [313/527] has come upon Malvolio [465/897] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:50:41 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[04/28/25 14:24:16] BlueJay, canton7, and signofzeta [999/2852] have team battled Garg, CodeGeek, and Malvolio [1952/2899] and lost! 1 day, 20:25:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/25 19:56:25] Malvolio [557/897] has challenged ukleinek [5/1038] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:19:17 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/28/25 19:56:25] Malvolio has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 7 days, 10:25:42 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[04/29/25 07:44:39] ShadowCircuit [0/146] has challenged Malvolio [311/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to ShadowCircuit's clock.
[04/29/25 16:09:34] Malvolio [340/897] has come upon DrinkyBird [544/1425] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:11:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/30/25 12:19:48] Russell [1199/1211] has come upon Malvolio [722/897] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:42:04 is removed from Russell's clock.
[04/30/25 19:53:21] Fischmiep, Malvolio, and sam [2682/2976] have team battled cadfael, HeavyPodda, and DividedByZero [1771/2874] and won! 0 days, 17:34:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/25 03:57:11] Malvolio [284/897] has come upon benoliver999 [51/330] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:13:15 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/01/25 05:28:21] Pamplemousse [204/272] has challenged Malvolio [715/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Pamplemousse's clock.
[05/01/25 14:35:11] tass, gideonstar, and mordac [661/3658] have team battled Malvolio, yano, and gradator [225/2907] and won! 0 days, 22:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/25 14:23:38] Malvolio [255/897] has challenged dyvonna [560/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:04 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/03/25 14:44:34] Malvolio [147/936] has challenged CptKillmor [635/660] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/04/25 09:40:11] Malvolio, freeboson, and crysis [1758/2889] have team battled tass, voids, and dwfreed [3171/3324] and lost! 2 days, 03:24:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/25 12:22:19] ccr0w [501/506] has challenged Malvolio [340/936] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:12:28 is removed from ccr0w's clock.
[05/04/25 20:20:01] io [646/948] has come upon Malvolio [360/936] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:10:03 is removed from io's clock.
[05/04/25 20:20:01] io has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 9 days, 16:19:45 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/05/25 17:08:29] Malvolio fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Malvolio's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/05/25 19:35:41] alexf [19/173] has challenged Malvolio [59/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to alexf's clock.
[05/06/25 08:23:31] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:54:13 towards level 73.
[05/06/25 16:48:58] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:36:21 towards level 73.
[05/06/25 21:06:13] Kurenai, Malvolio, and BlueJay [258/2864] have team battled kenneth, allo, and idleneutral [109/2270] and won! 0 days, 00:15:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/25 03:48:41] Malvolio [182/924] has come upon CornFly [345/944] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:12:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/08/25 16:08:23] Malvolio [522/924] has come upon Pamplemousse [59/332] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:04:50 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/10/25 21:03:21] Malvolio [164/924] has come upon wowbagger [91/1029] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:21:43 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/11/25 18:26:05] Malvolio spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Malvolio's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/25 10:39:45] Malvolio [456/1050] has challenged Gorek [786/1126] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:17:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/16/25 12:09:01] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:47:55 towards level 73.
[05/19/25 00:00:24] _sh, bt, AbrahamLinksys, and Malvolio have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/25 10:39:31] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:54:35 towards level 73.
[05/19/25 15:27:34] naka, Malvolio, and soygirl [708/2517] have team battled Cockroach, Blohsh, and particleflux [651/2235] and won! 2 days, 02:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/25 05:30:33] Malvolio [342/1050] has come upon Syvis [213/385] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:14:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/20/25 19:50:15] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:27:04 towards level 73.
[05/20/25 22:32:41] dots [573/619] has challenged Malvolio [509/1050] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:29:58 is removed from dots's clock.
[05/24/25 01:54:59] Malvolio [31/1050] has challenged CptKillmor [537/945] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:48:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/24/25 06:29:42] Notir, Asara, Kurenai, and Malvolio have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/25 01:07:06] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:54:10 towards level 73.
[05/26/25 20:16:41] CrashOverride [43/728] has come upon Malvolio [584/1050] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:20:10 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[05/27/25 01:33:34] \dev\ice, Malvolio, and Puff [1500/2998] have team battled nathan, drahthaar, and ZOTTA [961/2989] and won! 3 days, 14:53:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/25 18:10:56] Malvolio [124/1050] has come upon Infinity [104/343] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:05:35 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/28/25 02:22:50] aqsd [370/768] has challenged Malvolio [905/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:37 is added to aqsd's clock.
[05/28/25 05:23:43] Malvolio [216/1050] has challenged TheSilentLink [8/1217] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:27:31 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/30/25 05:50:09] fstrelok [725/927] has challenged Malvolio [606/1050] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from fstrelok's clock.
[05/30/25 17:25:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 15:29:31 toward level 73.
[05/30/25 21:54:51] Malvolio, Flipkabouter, and ShadowCircuit [1479/2021] have team battled slim, Finley, and VonToutCourt [1884/3117] and lost! 0 days, 22:52:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/25 16:03:27] Cockatrice [834/916] has come upon Malvolio [947/1050] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:58:04 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[06/01/25 01:30:33] ialokin [589/661] has come upon Malvolio [494/1050] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:50:14 is removed from ialokin's clock.
[06/01/25 07:12:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 10:30:42 from level 73.
[06/01/25 17:00:17] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:00 towards level 73.
[06/02/25 03:10:51] Malvolio, Theleveler, and Matthew [1946/3220] have team battled shikhin, Lord255, and cfebs [1201/3076] and won! 2 days, 02:50:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/25 10:32:14] style, Garg, and Geoff [1332/2032] have team battled Rayke, rawgreaze, and Malvolio [2297/2976] and lost! 6 days, 22:09:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/25 00:26:46] Malvolio [892/1050] has challenged sky [65/896] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:51:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/06/25 15:20:20] tom127, Malvolio, and ToHellWithGA [868/2909] have team battled idleevil, BastelBot, and Plys [401/2685] and won! 0 days, 00:50:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/25 02:35:01] elf [396/853] has challenged Malvolio [91/1050] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:57:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/07/25 05:22:40] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:21 towards level 73.
[06/07/25 22:41:03] IFireflyl [238/778] has challenged Malvolio [905/1050] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:52:21 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[06/08/25 09:16:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 12:13:04 from level 73.
[06/08/25 09:44:29] Tabmow [311/1008] has challenged Malvolio [795/1050] in combat and lost! 20 days, 05:20:52 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[06/08/25 20:41:52] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:26 towards level 73.
[06/09/25 12:45:15] cfjk [678/1007] has challenged Malvolio [256/1050] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:01:33 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/12/25 14:35:28] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:43 towards level 73.
[06/12/25 18:30:25] Malvolio was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:21:30 from level 73.
[06/13/25 07:05:01] Malvolio [145/1050] has come upon GilbertErik [892/1085] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:21:50 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/14/25 13:31:59] Malvolio [765/1050] has come upon ShadowCircuit [130/498] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:01:28 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/14/25 22:08:27] MetaNova, OobSaco, and cadfael [776/3074] have team battled Malvolio, TheSilentLink, and hax404 [2265/3112] and lost! 3 days, 07:47:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/25 12:18:01] SSLbits, brycec, and Misza [3178/3888] have team battled gendish, Malvolio, and Cirdan [144/2559] and won! 2 days, 06:50:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/25 18:38:21] Malvolio [901/1050] has challenged scumola [35/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:42:01 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/15/25 23:07:14] Affliction [104/1240] has challenged Malvolio [426/1050] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:02:12 is added to Affliction's clock.
[06/16/25 09:39:09] Malvolio set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:17:00 from level 73.
[06/16/25 10:43:18] ColonelPanic001 [825/875] has challenged Malvolio [226/1050] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:35:07 is removed from ColonelPanic001's clock.
[06/16/25 14:16:12] Wolf, CptKillmor, and deckflash [839/2898] have team battled Mkkt_Bkkt, CrashOverride, and Malvolio [1709/2447] and lost! 0 days, 23:17:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/25 08:04:16] hdm, Malvolio, and crysis [597/3149] have team battled bg, pants, and d4n13L [1802/3222] and lost! 1 day, 16:00:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/25 22:54:27] sc [420/936] has challenged Malvolio [303/1050] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:36:04 is removed from sc's clock.
[06/19/25 07:42:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 5 days, 08:54:33 toward level 73.
[06/21/25 01:16:43] Malvolio [362/1050] has challenged dyvonna [634/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/21/25 14:28:36] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:10 towards level 73.
[06/21/25 14:46:51] Malvolio [273/1050] has come upon RandomZero [578/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:27:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/23/25 17:29:26] Malvolio [801/1050] has come upon Crooked_Sheriff [13/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:59:21 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/24/25 11:36:29] Malvolio [849/1058] has come upon Misza [117/1153] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:21:50 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/24/25 20:33:01] adamus1red, SirNeo, and kenyon [1622/3628] have team battled Blohsh, Malvolio, and kptr [507/2681] and won! 4 days, 14:25:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/25 09:03:50] Malvolio [128/1058] has challenged sky [752/872] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:39:04 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/25/25 11:21:00] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/25 18:51:01] Malvolio had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:46:26 from level 74.
[06/26/25 08:51:29] pwae, Malvolio, and kinus [609/3271] have team battled spex, wowbagger, and slim [3364/3559] and lost! 3 days, 10:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/25 14:58:42] hax404 [681/816] has challenged Malvolio [498/1063] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:12:23 is removed from hax404's clock.
[06/28/25 12:12:13] Malvolio [766/1063] has challenged dwfreed [388/1113] in combat and won! 19 days, 11:04:51 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/29/25 00:35:48] spew [189/391] has challenged Malvolio [369/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to spew's clock.
[06/29/25 03:16:31] Malvolio [106/1063] has challenged canton7 [560/1051] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:20:26 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/29/25 15:40:36] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:36:35 from level 74.
[06/30/25 10:19:17] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:00:13 from level 74.
[07/03/25 03:27:22] Malvolio [543/1063] has come upon Techman [478/691] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 12:10:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/03/25 22:37:41] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:56:05 towards level 74.
[07/04/25 05:53:16] crysis [880/1025] has challenged Malvolio [373/1063] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:37:46 is removed from crysis's clock.
[07/04/25 05:54:23] Malvolio [728/1063] has come upon yano [1112/1117] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:58:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/07/25 09:27:56] Malvolio learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:51:23 from level 74.
[07/08/25 01:20:17] Malvolio [352/1063] has challenged Varjatticus [729/821] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:07:09 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/08/25 02:40:36] Malvolio [711/1063] has come upon Drin [47/1224] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 13:34:08 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/08/25 10:22:53] Malvolio [143/1063] has challenged ShadowCircuit [410/590] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:11:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/08/25 22:14:59] Malvolio broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:13:49 from level 74.
[07/08/25 23:26:39] apb [351/938] has challenged Malvolio [1001/1072] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:31:14 is added to apb's clock.
[07/09/25 05:07:38] Malvolio lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:32:26 from level 74.
[07/09/25 08:56:30] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:46:22 towards level 74.
[07/10/25 19:27:27] Malvolio [987/1072] has come upon zifnab06 [476/1038] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 13:07:48 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/11/25 15:57:59] Kritzefitz [1112/1197] has come upon Malvolio [652/1072] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:57:44 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[07/12/25 05:50:27] Malvolio [104/1072] has challenged DojShadow [624/800] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:20:39 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/17/25 00:30:57] Malvolio [146/1072] has come upon CptKillmor [273/947] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:38:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/18/25 08:34:59] Malvolio [998/1072] has challenged zer0pink [225/500] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:04:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/20/25 04:51:19] Garg [391/695] has come upon Malvolio [458/1072] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:47:39 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/22/25 01:02:44] Malvolio [136/1072] has challenged unicron [1123/1222] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:53:14 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/22/25 21:34:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 12 days, 19:06:34 toward level 74.
[07/23/25 02:10:31] Malvolio [556/1072] has challenged RanTanRan [151/412] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:05:06 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/23/25 02:41:32] Malvolio [1045/1072] has come upon ahmubashshir [403/1091] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:25:17 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/23/25 06:47:48] thornrag, RandomZero, and buzel [1895/2577] have team battled sco1, pants, and Malvolio [988/3133] and won! 7 days, 04:20:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/25 08:43:26] Malvolio [111/1072] has come upon KindOne [621/733] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:26:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/23/25 19:15:56] Matthew [944/1140] has challenged Malvolio [112/1072] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:16:36 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[07/24/25 06:14:48] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:29:59 from level 74.
[07/25/25 00:50:09] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:10:05 towards level 74.
[07/25/25 18:42:50] Kachin, brycec, and Malvolio [3224/3693] have team battled cadfael, sco1, and HeavyPodda [1577/2672] and won! 6 days, 09:05:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/25 09:36:45] FalseFoxes [97/273] has challenged Malvolio [83/1072] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:44 is removed from FalseFoxes's clock.
[07/26/25 22:20:16] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:16:36 towards level 74.
[08/01/25 05:36:21] dumptrucktaco [182/316] has challenged Malvolio [183/1072] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to dumptrucktaco's clock.
[08/01/25 06:17:04] Malvolio [222/1072] has come upon jayvee [291/1016] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:57:25 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/02/25 07:14:02] MistahKel [402/1054] has challenged Malvolio [184/1072] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:06:21 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[08/02/25 07:28:06] Malvolio [674/1072] has challenged Koffa [394/993] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:41:45 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/02/25 10:31:23] Malvolio slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Malvolio's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/02/25 14:35:43] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:38:57 towards level 74.
[08/04/25 05:51:06] CrashOverride [622/731] has come upon Malvolio [903/1067] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 14:50:40 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[08/05/25 04:09:39] Ghostwolf [243/286] has challenged Malvolio [929/1067] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Ghostwolf's clock.
[08/06/25 03:42:01] Malvolio spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Malvolio's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/25 10:09:55] fork [1215/1219] has come upon Malvolio [109/1056] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:06:36 is removed from fork's clock.
[08/06/25 14:21:53] Varjatticus, Malvolio, and Raithmir [1150/2564] have team battled BastelBot, dyvonna, and DividedByZero [767/2747] and won! 1 day, 01:15:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/25 22:45:54] el, Malvolio, and Asara [160/3192] have team battled TimWolla, LunaRabbit, and crysis [1101/2387] and lost! 3 days, 08:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/25 23:40:01] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:07:01 towards level 74.
[08/12/25 11:07:50] io [28/880] has come upon Malvolio [751/1056] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:32:28 is added to io's clock.
[08/14/25 00:03:59] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:21:21 towards level 74.
[08/14/25 00:29:50] CompanionCube [1/914] has come upon Malvolio [982/1056] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:42:57 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[08/14/25 09:57:39] zbe, fork, and CodeGeek [3524/3543] have team battled Malvolio, io, and Fenrik [927/3343] and won! 1 day, 19:47:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/25 15:34:24] Enigma, Malvolio, and thatmint [356/2518] have team battled slim, crysis, and Dex [1978/2959] and lost! 0 days, 17:17:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/25 15:44:43] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:14:34 towards level 74.
[08/15/25 15:56:28] Malvolio, Aksej, and Paganel [2512/3216] have team battled lelu, BlueJay, and washclof [2514/3144] and lost! 3 days, 20:24:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/25 15:00:33] Malvolio [140/1056] has come upon tom127 [223/919] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:04:09 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/19/25 16:15:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 24 days, 21:24:01 toward level 74.
[08/19/25 22:01:42] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:05 towards level 74.
[08/20/25 00:19:20] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:57:16 towards level 74.
[08/20/25 05:18:34] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:40 towards level 74.
[08/21/25 04:37:22] vegadark, Kurenai, and kenyon [472/3905] have team battled Malvolio, kenneth, and Matthew [414/2872] and won! 1 day, 08:50:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/25 07:32:59] Malvolio [713/1056] has come upon unicron [932/1139] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:13:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/23/25 00:06:55] Lnk [153/905] has come upon Malvolio [489/1056] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:15:12 is added to Lnk's clock.
[08/23/25 01:55:21] Malvolio [707/1056] has come upon FalseFoxes [325/385] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:31:54 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/23/25 02:09:28] pztrn [752/1175] has challenged Malvolio [430/1056] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:37:15 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[08/24/25 00:18:28] kenneth [433/649] has challenged Malvolio [11/1056] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:21:06 is removed from kenneth's clock.
[08/24/25 00:18:28] In the fierce battle, Malvolio dropped their level 64 ring! kenneth picks it up, tossing their old level 61 ring to Malvolio.
[08/24/25 13:50:51] Malvolio EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:16:43 from level 74.
[08/24/25 20:23:17] Malvolio [361/1053] has come upon Plaatjie_uK [22/583] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:17:12 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/25/25 01:37:40] Malvolio [1036/1053] has come upon Brocker [1110/1163] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:23:53 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/25/25 23:17:33] gendish, DrHasenbein, and washclof [1420/3266] have team battled yano, Malvolio, and kenyon [1534/3484] and lost! 0 days, 14:04:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/25 07:59:45] ZOTTA, sky, and Malvolio [983/3148] have team battled drahthaar, shikhin, and OMagus [1766/2216] and lost! 1 day, 16:07:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/25 15:40:35] ToeCheese [99/775] has challenged Malvolio [990/1053] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:43:23 is added to ToeCheese's clock.
[08/26/25 18:34:37] Malvolio, Fenrik, and signofzeta [2510/3324] have team battled theZoMBiE, Pamplemousse, and Susumurata [1627/2321] and won! 1 day, 22:49:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/25 23:43:24] thatmint [174/1010] has challenged Malvolio [888/1053] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:52:38 is added to thatmint's clock.
[08/28/25 01:27:06] Duwende [25/247] has challenged Malvolio [914/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Duwende's clock.
[08/28/25 10:11:09] binaryfox [308/426] has challenged Malvolio [207/1053] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:36 is removed from binaryfox's clock.
[08/28/25 22:14:36] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:57 towards level 74.
[08/31/25 11:59:26] Malvolio [707/1053] has come upon ZOTTA [602/1254] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:54:02 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/31/25 23:02:53] charizard, binaryfox, and TimWolla [215/1821] have team battled io, ialokin, and Malvolio [2031/2307] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/25 11:21:16] Malvolio [70/1053] has come upon thatmint [78/999] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:40:32 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/06/25 04:38:52] OverClockMage, swiftRaccoon, and Malvolio [191/2450] have team battled apb, Reilly, and Affliction [820/2719] and lost! 1 day, 02:19:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/25 23:48:02] vegadark [657/1435] has challenged Malvolio [553/1063] in combat and won! 17 days, 20:27:57 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[09/08/25 00:34:35] Malvolio has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:04:17 from level 74.
[09/08/25 23:23:53] allo [899/1064] has challenged Malvolio [986/1063] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:20:24 is added to allo's clock.
[09/09/25 07:26:09] Malvolio [379/1063] has challenged soltys [336/1168] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:48:12 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/09/25 20:43:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 20:29:26 from level 74.
[09/11/25 11:56:56] scumola, Ghostwolf, and shikhin [619/2146] have team battled Malvolio, Duwende, and pyre [874/2511] and lost! 0 days, 05:33:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/25 16:20:30] el, keepmyshirt, and Malvolio [145/3222] have team battled Kritzefitz, CompanionCube, and Notir [795/3412] and lost! 1 day, 04:06:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/25 16:30:29] Malvolio [337/1063] has come upon thatmint [166/999] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:42:50 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/13/25 02:28:40] Malvolio [541/1063] has come upon Pinkman [572/1471] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:38:06 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/18/25 22:55:14] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:18:29 from level 74.
[09/22/25 01:00:15] SSLbits [175/1143] has challenged Malvolio [1035/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:11:36 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/22/25 13:45:57] Malvolio [842/1063] has come upon Kurenai [1022/1129] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:01:03 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/24/25 16:07:35] Malvolio [288/1063] has come upon Affliction [1242/1247] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:43:50 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/27/25 00:23:30] Hugsbox [263/398] has challenged Malvolio [930/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Hugsbox's clock.
[09/27/25 08:14:55] Malvolio [611/1063] has come upon Bunny [553/561] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:51:20 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/29/25 13:33:26] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:30:33 towards level 74.
[09/30/25 23:51:19] TimeWarp [150/1101] has come upon Malvolio [227/1072] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:32:11 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[10/01/25 08:46:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 10:59:01 from level 74.
[10/01/25 12:50:35] Malvolio [506/964] has challenged kinus [331/1131] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:30:48 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/01/25 15:06:11] Malvolio [348/964] has come upon washclof [1198/1916] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:00:26 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/01/25 19:54:28] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:23:32 towards level 74.
[10/02/25 19:58:52] Malvolio [630/964] has challenged hugga [737/1147] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:43:42 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/05/25 20:15:07] Malvolio [676/964] has come upon Russell [243/1224] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:04:42 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/07/25 05:01:31] Malvolio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:25:06 from level 74.
[10/07/25 07:48:34] Reilly [449/682] has come upon Malvolio [510/964] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:31:16 is added to Reilly's clock.
[10/07/25 09:39:18] KindOne [184/750] has challenged Malvolio [754/964] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:24:52 is added to KindOne's clock.
[10/07/25 19:13:36] crysis [371/1179] has challenged Malvolio [655/964] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:02:12 is added to crysis's clock.
[10/10/25 20:07:47] Malvolio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:02:34 from level 74.
[10/11/25 05:32:42] Malvolio [1010/1072] has come upon ShadowCircuit [609/837] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:24:56 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/11/25 21:14:31] Stevland [351/896] has challenged Malvolio [255/1072] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:16:22 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[10/13/25 12:20:10] Malvolio, fnutt, and Zaratustra [6/2595] have team battled anarcat, v0lta, and Cirdan [1693/2559] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/25 15:09:24] Malvolio, drahthaar, and dyvonna [303/2757] have team battled jaxson, Fritzl, and manish [2939/3045] and lost! 2 days, 21:06:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/25 20:30:15] Techman [326/669] has challenged Malvolio [726/1072] in combat and lost! 18 days, 06:42:33 is added to Techman's clock.
[10/14/25 23:58:40] Malvolio [764/1072] has come upon Pinkman [1291/1453] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:23:07 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/16/25 23:48:12] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:50:01 towards level 74.
[10/17/25 00:42:20] elf, OverClockMage, and sky [2238/2505] have team battled kinus, Malvolio, and Notir [743/3450] and won! 1 day, 07:04:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/25 02:50:37] Malvolio [478/1072] has come upon fnutt [742/901] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:08:42 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/19/25 05:03:40] mordac, Lnk, and Malvolio [532/2903] have team battled Tenedos, sco1, and jayvee [2464/2500] and lost! 0 days, 12:37:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/25 15:16:02] Malvolio [965/1072] has challenged canton7 [848/1070] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:47:42 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/20/25 06:24:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 15 days, 20:48:12 toward level 74.
[10/20/25 18:57:43] Malvolio [940/1072] has come upon fstrelok [870/938] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:22:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/21/25 16:32:10] jacob1, Malvolio, and Ecko [2434/2881] have team battled MistahKel, thatmint, and Orderwire [496/2833] and won! 2 days, 00:29:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/25 10:49:10] Sombra, AbrahamLinksys, and Ungoliant [836/3094] have team battled Cirdan, Douwd, and Malvolio [3043/3069] and lost! 5 days, 04:20:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/25 05:50:24] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:48 towards level 74.
[10/25/25 01:16:03] Malvolio [801/1081] has come upon Crazycatlady [1016/1192] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:09:54 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/25/25 21:50:42] Malvolio [414/1081] has come upon CodeGeek [820/1489] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:55:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/28/25 03:27:18] Malvolio [917/1081] has come upon Carl [80/895] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:08:49 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/29/25 14:31:15] Malvolio [108/1081] has come upon Kody [287/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:18:59 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/01/25 07:58:46] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:18 towards level 74.
[11/01/25 18:59:05] Koffa [340/1062] has challenged Malvolio [826/1081] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:55:07 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/01/25 21:12:42] Malvolio, medivh, and fstrelok [910/2863] have team battled orphean, OobSaco, and hugga [2095/2649] and lost! 1 day, 04:27:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/25 07:02:55] Malvolio [936/1081] has challenged iiriix [77/707] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:21:02 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/02/25 16:25:41] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:26 towards level 74.
[11/02/25 18:40:05] Malvolio sharpened the edge of their weapon! Malvolio's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/25 23:40:21] kek [0/7] has challenged Malvolio [569/1111] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to kek's clock.
[11/05/25 12:28:13] Garg [229/690] has challenged Malvolio [425/1111] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:24:17 is added to Garg's clock.
[11/05/25 18:09:19] cstmlPtrspt [2/4] has challenged Malvolio [1065/1111] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to cstmlPtrspt's clock.
[11/07/25 06:04:03] Malvolio sharpened the edge of their weapon! Malvolio's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/25 21:45:17] bobvador, kinus, and Carl [520/3045] have team battled Malvolio, Tabmow, and iiriix [480/2874] and won! 3 days, 23:24:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/25 07:28:46] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:38 towards level 74.
[11/16/25 01:02:12] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:19 towards level 74.
[11/16/25 13:13:38] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:32 towards level 74.
[11/16/25 20:36:07] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:24:24 from level 74.
[11/17/25 04:00:31] Ungoliant [201/926] has challenged Malvolio [687/1144] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:52:07 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[11/17/25 08:01:53] sky [804/848] has challenged Malvolio [352/1144] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:44:24 is removed from sky's clock.
[11/18/25 00:54:38] Malvolio [444/1144] has come upon u4ia [338/572] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:58:36 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/18/25 11:38:48] fstrelok, CornFly, Malvolio, and Kritzefitz have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/25 23:22:40] Malvolio [586/1144] has challenged gendish [320/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:17:12 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/20/25 20:18:29] Malvolio [396/1144] has challenged sc [319/1065] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:01:21 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/20/25 21:09:10] Malvolio, Silvanus_Betrium, and sam [798/3629] have team battled washclof, aqsd, and CornFly [2796/3472] and lost! 0 days, 11:28:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/25 08:28:54] Malvolio [1040/1144] has come upon gideonstar [496/1327] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:52:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/21/25 20:02:50] Malvolio [91/1144] has come upon jacob1 [456/623] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:01:46 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/22/25 23:39:20] Finley [326/866] has come upon Malvolio [7/1144] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:14:58 is removed from Finley's clock.
[11/23/25 13:29:04] Malvolio, Minus, and robotsnowfall [2628/3057] have team battled Ankhers, gideonstar, and randalth0r [452/3081] and won! 3 days, 21:37:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/25 20:58:57] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:55:33 from level 75.
[11/24/25 22:53:31] yang, Jimbo, and _sh [761/2090] have team battled Malvolio, schizo, and h00k [23/2332] and won! 0 days, 02:12:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/25 09:05:20] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:44:02 towards level 75.
[11/27/25 02:33:28] Notir, mordac, and Malvolio [20/3295] have team battled Dex, DrHasenbein, and killjoy [875/2258] and lost! 5 days, 19:56:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/25 08:39:03] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:24:30 towards level 75.
[11/28/25 09:02:15] CompanionCube, ToHellWithGA, and BenDover [23/3527] have team battled Kurenai, Pinkman, and Malvolio [1160/3508] and lost! 5 days, 01:48:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/25 23:55:26] kek [109/353] has challenged Malvolio [1/1144] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:03 is removed from kek's clock.
[11/30/25 19:49:08] Malvolio got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:54:43 from level 75.
[12/01/25 01:26:56] Malvolio [1142/1144] has come upon randalth0r [212/623] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:41:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/02/25 01:28:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 7 days, 13:40:15 toward level 75.
[12/02/25 12:30:30] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:46:58 towards level 75.
[12/02/25 21:05:21] _sh [930/1053] has challenged Malvolio [151/1144] in combat and won! 19 days, 17:25:12 is removed from _sh's clock.
[12/03/25 17:52:34] BenDover [960/1078] has come upon Malvolio [64/1144] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:46:29 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[12/05/25 03:23:10] Notir [344/1223] has challenged Malvolio [330/1144] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:57:02 is removed from Notir's clock.
[12/05/25 11:52:59] Malvolio [19/1144] has come upon bookworm [485/1628] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:28:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/06/25 23:11:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 8 days, 11:29:21 toward level 75.
[12/07/25 15:43:15] CptKillmor [892/970] has challenged Malvolio [1010/1144] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:35:49 is added to CptKillmor's clock.
[12/07/25 19:22:17] orphean [466/485] has come upon Malvolio [38/1144] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:59:39 is removed from orphean's clock.
[12/07/25 22:18:04] Malvolio [530/1144] has come upon zbe [225/1081] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:49:19 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/10/25 10:33:02] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:52 towards level 75.
[12/10/25 23:50:58] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:15 towards level 75.
[12/11/25 02:24:58] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:25:19 towards level 75.
[12/11/25 15:14:45] bobvador [879/1041] has challenged Malvolio [713/1144] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:04:25 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[12/11/25 19:16:04] happymeal [106/504] has challenged Malvolio [1043/1144] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:13:50 is added to happymeal's clock.
[12/13/25 05:58:58] Malvolio [796/1144] has come upon DarkRis3 [40/206] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:33:22 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/13/25 17:36:59] Malvolio [307/1144] has come upon OobSaco [357/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:30:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/13/25 17:46:56] Asara, Cirdan, and Malvolio [514/3022] have team battled mycpowah, HollowWasp, and Artea [954/1841] and lost! 1 day, 18:52:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/25 21:20:22] Malvolio [715/1144] has come upon TimWolla [702/1062] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:57:43 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/14/25 05:06:48] HeavyPodda, apb, and Ancalagon [2219/2479] have team battled Enigma, kptr, and Malvolio [1124/2762] and won! 3 days, 18:54:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/25 16:10:49] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:23 towards level 75.
[12/14/25 16:24:30] simple [254/1224] has come upon Malvolio [74/1144] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:56:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/15/25 09:44:51] Malvolio [167/1144] has challenged Techman [112/649] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:36 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/15/25 21:26:36] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/25 07:06:21] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/25 07:13:51] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:40 towards level 75.
[12/17/25 14:40:40] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:45 towards level 75.
[12/17/25 18:29:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 0 days, 18:35:32 toward level 75.
[12/18/25 11:38:43] Malvolio [92/1175] has challenged jacob1 [582/649] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:22:16 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/18/25 11:44:39] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:44:41 towards level 76.
[12/18/25 19:53:43] Sombra [220/1356] has come upon Malvolio [19/1175] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:46:23 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[12/20/25 09:12:05] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:04:41 towards level 76.
[12/20/25 12:07:20] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:47:52 towards level 76.
[12/21/25 05:49:22] Malvolio [765/1186] has come upon Gorek [36/1174] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 11:39:53 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/23/25 03:39:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 16 days, 00:33:12 toward level 76.
[12/23/25 17:46:55] Malvolio [781/1186] has come upon Luca [185/1126] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:07:42 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/24/25 06:55:39] Tor [88/592] has come upon Malvolio [311/1186] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:05:53 is added to Tor's clock.
[12/25/25 22:20:05] Malvolio [592/1186] has come upon buzel [606/796] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:08:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/25/25 22:51:00] Malvolio [36/1186] has come upon Crazycatlady [1152/1205] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:20:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/26/25 08:10:43] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:18:01 towards level 76.
[12/26/25 19:16:20] xbill, Tor, and KyloRen [1525/2359] have team battled zifnab06, Malvolio, and Crazycatlady [1211/3381] and won! 5 days, 13:14:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/25 02:16:35] medivh [718/868] has challenged Malvolio [1019/1186] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to medivh's clock.
[12/28/25 00:24:33] Puff [152/693] has challenged Malvolio [1182/1186] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:08:52 is added to Puff's clock.
[12/28/25 11:28:18] cfjk [1003/1056] has challenged Malvolio [36/1186] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:41:31 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/29/25 11:37:20] Sombra, HeavyPodda, and idleevil [1650/3891] have team battled brycec, kenyon, and Malvolio [3590/3849] and lost! 1 day, 21:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/25 15:47:00] Malvolio [409/1186] has come upon Reilly [52/684] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:29:57 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/30/25 19:20:02] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:08 towards level 76.
[01/01/26 13:39:01] xbill, Zaratustra, and Malvolio [2460/2813] have team battled spex, Tabmow, and soltys [2892/3486] and lost! 3 days, 13:48:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/26 18:40:59] Janori [283/469] has challenged Malvolio [972/1186] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to Janori's clock.
[01/03/26 05:32:09] Malvolio [11/1186] has come upon unicron [622/1141] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:37:56 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/04/26 14:21:47] crivic, nikolar, and Blohsh [359/1548] have team battled kinus, u4ia, and Malvolio [498/2816] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/26 23:10:54] Malvolio [160/1186] has come upon simple [1139/1245] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:22:24 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/07/26 03:44:47] Mat [656/1064] has challenged Malvolio [130/1186] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:45:10 is removed from Mat's clock.
[01/07/26 11:05:51] Malvolio bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:33 towards level 76.
[01/14/26 17:46:42] Malvolio [500/1186] has challenged nathan [415/1035] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:19:56 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/28/26 17:48:56] Malvolio [1143/1186] has come upon cfjk [882/1056] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:15:36 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/30/26 07:42:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 10 days, 05:13:11 toward level 76.
[01/30/26 13:40:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 15:52:14 from level 76.
[01/31/26 04:52:38] Malvolio [505/1186] has challenged Asvior [255/308] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:51:43 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/31/26 11:22:09] io [4/583] has challenged Malvolio [359/1186] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:38:12 is added to io's clock.
[02/01/26 16:32:02] slim [1205/1333] has come upon Malvolio [396/1186] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:53:56 is removed from slim's clock.
[02/07/26 04:45:18] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:33:42 towards level 76.
[02/07/26 21:43:04] Malvolio [827/1186] has come upon jacob1 [573/597] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:18:35 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/08/26 17:25:01] medivh [758/878] has come upon Malvolio [946/1186] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:19:20 is added to medivh's clock.
[02/09/26 08:40:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 07:33:24 from level 76.
[02/10/26 10:51:35] Theleveler [156/1034] has come upon Malvolio [314/1186] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:25:12 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[02/10/26 13:57:19] Malvolio learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:20:35 towards level 76.
[02/10/26 23:36:40] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:29:20 towards level 76.
[02/13/26 02:45:57] Malvolio [483/1186] has come upon Yarosh [357/782] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:10:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/13/26 11:06:14] kriger [76/269] has come upon Malvolio [722/1186] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:28 is added to kriger's clock.
[02/14/26 14:13:45] yNos, TimWolla, and Malvolio [1891/3329] have team battled sky, Tenorman, and Duwende [1105/2869] and won! 3 days, 16:02:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/26 22:46:12] taavi [34/528] has challenged Malvolio [566/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:17:11 is added to taavi's clock.
[02/15/26 09:41:31] schizo, Garg, and daemoneye [261/1655] have team battled robotsnowfall, argos, and Malvolio [1638/2555] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/26 00:12:17] Fenrik, Malvolio, and Enigma [2832/3461] have team battled brycec, OobSaco, and gradator [1473/3369] and won! 0 days, 04:01:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/26 02:35:37] Theleveler, Malvolio, and DrinkyBird [2482/3740] have team battled EDAC, allo, and CrashOverride [1142/2064] and won! 3 days, 08:36:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/26 03:41:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 7 days, 15:10:34 toward level 76.
[02/20/26 02:00:17] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:34 towards level 76.
[02/20/26 11:35:28] idleevil, RussellB, and ToeCheese [2330/3396] have team battled Crazycatlady, Malvolio, and kriger [21/2712] and won! 0 days, 18:07:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/26 05:08:20] Malvolio [802/1186] has come upon Brocker [1138/1254] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:15:44 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/22/26 00:42:24] Malvolio set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:38:35 from level 76.
[02/24/26 05:59:15] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:42 towards level 76.
[02/24/26 21:06:23] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:36 towards level 76.
[02/25/26 02:14:27] Malvolio invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:53:08 towards level 76.
[02/26/26 03:13:31] Tangles [146/629] has challenged Malvolio [547/1186] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:54:42 is added to Tangles's clock.
[02/26/26 10:37:17] dbx12 [358/1254] has come upon Malvolio [815/1186] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:22:30 is added to dbx12's clock.
[02/28/26 08:29:40] Malvolio [1026/1186] has challenged elf [669/902] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:27:53 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/01/26 10:39:39] Malvolio fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Malvolio's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/01/26 15:18:10] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:15 towards level 76.
[03/03/26 10:37:42] heisenbug, Covid-19, and spex [2911/3090] have team battled Malvolio, sky, and Plaatjie_uK [266/3045] and won! 4 days, 08:12:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/26 12:37:45] Gamingnerd [235/410] has challenged Malvolio [210/1177] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:44 is removed from Gamingnerd's clock.
[03/04/26 08:39:20] ialokin [494/700] has come upon Malvolio [671/1177] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:52:36 is added to ialokin's clock.
[03/05/26 16:23:49] Malvolio [223/1177] has come upon rawgreaze [72/1294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:04:46 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/05/26 23:10:41] Melon [484/770] has challenged Malvolio [913/1177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:19:01 is added to Melon's clock.
[03/06/26 00:36:53] KyloRen, BlueJay, and Pyragorn [1102/1917] have team battled fork, Malvolio, and happymeal [187/2989] and won! 0 days, 00:16:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/26 02:05:56] Malvolio, thornrag, and medivh [2182/3033] have team battled yang, BlueJay, and tswsl [1147/2033] and won! 2 days, 08:05:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/26 10:51:44] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:52:32 from level 76.
[03/10/26 15:00:12] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:06:36 towards level 76.
[03/10/26 23:43:16] Malvolio, Pinkman, and gradator [482/3269] have team battled ToeCheese, xbill, and JigmeDatse [1422/2926] and lost! 1 day, 16:30:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/26 23:02:29] Malvolio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:00:18 from level 76.
[03/12/26 02:55:55] Plaatjie_uK [961/1014] has challenged Malvolio [1108/1177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:51 is added to Plaatjie_uK's clock.
[03/13/26 17:59:44] Malvolio [905/1177] has come upon rawgreaze [138/1333] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:37:10 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/17/26 09:46:03] Malvolio got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:41:12 from level 76.
[03/17/26 20:39:07] Malvolio [194/1059] has challenged pwae [1180/1284] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:45:52 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/18/26 10:39:08] Sombra [850/1338] has come upon Malvolio [695/1059] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:51:35 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/18/26 16:45:22] Malvolio [433/1059] has challenged u4ia [310/562] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:26:48 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/19/26 03:19:59] Malvolio is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:23:19 is added to their clock.
[03/20/26 05:05:19] Malvolio [334/1059] has come upon OverClockMage [594/846] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:29:13 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/20/26 14:32:23] Malvolio [633/1059] has come upon Lilith [549/944] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:56:36 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/21/26 07:03:09] Malvolio lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:11:24 from level 76.
[03/25/26 10:03:58] killjoy, robotsnowfall, and anarcat [2801/3088] have team battled MetaNova, madm1ke, and Malvolio [1472/2659] and won! 2 days, 11:44:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/26 10:15:03] ZOTTA, MikeChops, and Brocker [2024/3475] have team battled anarcat, Malvolio, and kptr [182/3066] and won! 2 days, 21:28:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/26 16:29:12] Malvolio [54/1059] has come upon manish [653/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:46:10 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/28/26 18:28:54] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:28:53 towards level 76.
[03/29/26 03:52:29] Malvolio [1003/1059] has come upon adamus1red [983/1342] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:20:34 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[03/29/26 18:01:29] Malvolio is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:41:35 is added to their clock.
[03/30/26 10:51:39] Plaatjie_uK, nelia, and Malvolio [1638/2537] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, apb, and elf [398/2545] and won! 0 days, 07:34:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/26 08:13:36] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:41 towards level 76.
[03/31/26 19:03:16] Wesker, d4n13L, and alexlehm [2226/2582] have team battled OobSaco, Malvolio, and slim [2258/3336] and lost! 1 day, 06:48:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/26 11:28:08] k1xaru [32/66] has challenged Malvolio [435/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to k1xaru's clock.
[04/01/26 14:52:44] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:08 towards level 76.
[04/02/26 21:30:12] jayvee, EDAC, and chadgpt [1340/2330] have team battled yano, anarcat, and Malvolio [676/3357] and won! 0 days, 08:38:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/26 04:47:05] Malvolio [41/1059] has challenged Pinkman [995/1095] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:07 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/03/26 07:23:50] particleflux [240/750] has come upon Malvolio [428/1059] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:00:57 is added to particleflux's clock.
[04/03/26 09:34:06] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:50 from level 76.
[04/03/26 09:51:11] Malvolio [981/1059] has challenged idlebot [798/1909] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/12/26 09:33:55] Malvolio is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 11:43:35 is added to their clock.
[05/12/26 12:24:39] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:19:28 from level 77.
[05/13/26 20:57:01] Yarosh [31/816] has challenged Malvolio [425/1059] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:23:25 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[05/14/26 06:52:38] Malvolio is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 17:33:04 is added to their clock.
[05/14/26 15:06:50] sc [1182/1244] has come upon Malvolio [427/1059] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:42:23 is removed from sc's clock.
[05/16/26 01:30:00] hugga [707/1278] has come upon Malvolio [468/1059] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:04:04 is removed from hugga's clock.
[05/16/26 08:52:31] Malvolio [478/1059] has come upon Pamplemousse [189/1049] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 14:02:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/16/26 11:17:35] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:43:32 towards level 77.
[05/16/26 17:17:17] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:42:15 towards level 77.
[05/16/26 19:53:03] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:04:16 towards level 77.
[05/16/26 23:51:18] dbx12, Affliction, and MalusnaFisheon [2720/3487] have team battled style, Malvolio, and Wam [1414/3512] and won! 6 days, 08:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/26 19:21:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 13:53:41 from level 77.
[05/17/26 21:33:09] Malvolio lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:56:21 from level 77.
[05/17/26 22:25:10] Malvolio [164/1059] has come upon bookworm [748/1539] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 03:12:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/20/26 03:44:54] Ferd [58/493] has challenged Malvolio [814/1177] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:49 is added to Ferd's clock.
[05/20/26 11:55:13] Malvolio has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:53:38 from level 77.
[05/20/26 13:02:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Malvolio with fire, slowing the heathen 39 days, 15:58:01 from level 77.
[05/20/26 20:58:14] ukleinek, jayvee, Notir, and Malvolio have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/26 10:23:40] hcf, Dex, and SirBummelz [1814/2968] have team battled Malvolio, jacob1, and spex [1974/3039] and lost! 0 days, 09:55:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/26 19:31:36] localhorst [116/281] has challenged Malvolio [1052/1177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to localhorst's clock.
[05/24/26 23:47:55] Kritzefitz [884/1269] has come upon Malvolio [927/1177] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:33:39 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[05/25/26 07:44:03] Malvolio [111/1177] has come upon Amiantos [93/746] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 20:15:41 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/25/26 15:26:20] pfoley [2/1362] has challenged Malvolio [44/1177] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:11:04 is added to pfoley's clock.
[05/26/26 19:07:59] emimj [64/238] has challenged Malvolio [40/1177] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:13 is removed from emimj's clock.
[05/29/26 18:53:20] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 06:31:30 towards level 77.
[05/29/26 20:19:06] Malvolio [585/1177] has come upon Notir [412/970] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 08:39:24 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[05/29/26 21:14:40] keepmyshirt [894/931] has come upon Malvolio [403/1177] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:59:47 is removed from keepmyshirt's clock.
[05/29/26 21:14:40] keepmyshirt has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 6 days, 17:58:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/29/26 22:44:02] Malvolio, Wolf, and Ecko [1891/3260] have team battled el, heisenbug, and bsleep [2686/2793] and lost! 3 days, 17:15:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/26 22:34:10] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:02:59 towards level 77.
[05/31/26 05:46:30] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:22:55 from level 77.
[05/31/26 07:28:18] Fingel [137/578] has come upon Malvolio [1026/1177] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:50:09 is added to Fingel's clock.
[05/31/26 09:02:26] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:44:16 towards level 77.
[06/01/26 00:10:45] Paganel [261/1085] has come upon Malvolio [43/1177] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:43:17 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[06/01/26 06:12:33] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/03/26 05:21:13] bloodspork [166/170] has challenged Malvolio [94/1289] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:58 is removed from bloodspork's clock.
[06/04/26 00:37:11] kenyon [1047/1232] has challenged Malvolio [631/1054] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:12:05 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/04/26 00:37:11] kenyon has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 13 days, 06:22:52 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/05/26 15:27:21] spex, gradator, and Malvolio [1290/3448] have team battled madm1ke, HollowWasp, and vegadark [2661/2924] and lost! 1 day, 00:41:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/26 23:59:42] fstrelok [318/917] has challenged Malvolio [1198/1289] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:22:04 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[06/07/26 12:55:55] Malvolio stole Thorael's level 56 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Malvolio leaves their old level 47 pair of gloves behind, which Thorael then takes.
[06/09/26 19:45:46] Smorgasbord [22/141] has come upon Malvolio [474/1062] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:14 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/10/26 06:24:59] fork [913/1301] has challenged Malvolio [208/1062] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:23:52 is removed from fork's clock.
[06/12/26 00:38:34] heisenbug [53/874] has challenged Malvolio [1131/1181] in combat and lost! 11 days, 09:14:15 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/12/26 17:02:46] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:32:38 towards level 77.
[06/12/26 18:44:32] Malvolio [293/1181] has challenged cyb [490/508] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:38:38 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/13/26 00:20:58] SSLbits [882/1241] has come upon Malvolio [119/1181] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:02:38 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/13/26 11:16:26] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:37:41 towards level 77.
[06/14/26 11:32:34] Malvolio got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 01:43:47 from level 77.
[06/15/26 06:19:04] Malvolio [208/1181] has come upon arcade_droid [142/577] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:51:29 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/16/26 07:04:21] schizo [316/850] has come upon Malvolio [922/1181] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:46:18 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/17/26 08:11:58] Malvolio lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:42:23 from level 77.
[06/17/26 18:23:04] Malvolio [851/1181] has challenged pfoley [1148/1338] in combat and lost! 11 days, 12:20:03 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/17/26 20:50:47] Malvolio [34/1181] has come upon Ghostwolf [591/731] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:57:42 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/18/26 21:31:42] Malvolio [1056/1299] has challenged DontEvenPeek [508/1124] in combat and won! 20 days, 07:41:32 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/19/26 08:35:06] Malvolio [1119/1299] has challenged OverClockMage [622/849] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:31:38 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/19/26 20:42:49] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:19:11 towards level 77.
[06/21/26 01:30:21] CrashOverride [173/799] has come upon Malvolio [1086/1181] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:47:58 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[06/26/26 09:29:31] Malvolio [423/1181] has challenged Zaratustra [654/742] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:38:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/26/26 11:21:19] xbill [1025/1139] has come upon Malvolio [467/1181] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:37:53 is removed from xbill's clock.
[06/29/26 01:24:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 15 days, 12:41:26 toward level 77.
[06/30/26 14:05:29] Lnk, sprort, and Malvolio [2802/2941] have team battled _sh, shikhin, and Koffa [655/2914] and won! 1 day, 12:29:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/26 13:11:41] Malvolio was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:18:02 from level 77.
[07/02/26 04:11:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 49 days, 04:07:28 toward level 77.
[07/02/26 15:43:30] Malvolio [1023/1062] has come upon unicron [507/1231] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:54:36 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/03/26 22:08:28] Nysdar, crysis, and el [2782/3430] have team battled drahthaar, Malvolio, and rawgreaze [2198/3637] and won! 1 day, 20:41:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/26 20:07:37] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:49:23 from level 77.
[07/07/26 18:58:20] Malvolio [255/1062] has come upon DrinkyBird [792/1577] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:15:12 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/09/26 06:33:59] Malvolio got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:41:50 towards level 77.
[07/09/26 19:44:36] Malvolio [41/1181] has come upon chadgpt [661/961] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:50:14 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/09/26 21:26:23] Malvolio [331/1181] has come upon KindOne [683/1073] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:00:24 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/10/26 00:29:43] rawgreaze, jayvee, and Malvolio [1444/3579] have team battled kek, kptr, and KindOne [1555/2389] and lost! 4 days, 00:17:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/26 07:17:17] Malvolio EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 15:02:14 from level 77.
[07/13/26 02:52:24] Rayke, Nono, and Malvolio [2509/2629] have team battled tswsl, bobvador, and canton7 [938/3163] and won! 0 days, 22:33:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/26 06:11:04] Dex, Malvolio, and jacob1 [2229/3175] have team battled Wolf, TimWolla, and ColonelPanic001 [2532/2916] and lost! 3 days, 01:21:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/26 06:36:52] Malvolio [575/1181] has come upon nathan [127/1088] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 22:22:00 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/14/26 12:46:03] AbrahamLinksys [692/857] has come upon Malvolio [352/1181] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:24:13 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/14/26 12:46:03] AbrahamLinksys has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 17 days, 09:06:35 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/16/26 19:02:44] wille, Malvolio, and Wolf [235/3149] have team battled randalth0r, Carl, and SirBummelz [2547/2741] and lost! 0 days, 22:43:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/26 04:51:17] anarcat, fictitious, and fork [1749/3212] have team battled Pinkman, Malvolio, and Susumurata [1979/3152] and lost! 1 day, 00:41:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/26 07:18:24] Malvolio [673/1181] has challenged MistahKel [378/1137] in combat and won! 19 days, 01:43:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/19/26 01:06:06] Malvolio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:22:07 from level 77.
[07/19/26 03:22:19] fork, Nysdar, and Malvolio [3240/3279] have team battled anarcat, jayvee, and jra [2996/3308] and won! 1 day, 15:16:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/26 21:01:46] Carl [220/850] has come upon Malvolio [1040/1066] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:23:19 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/21/26 05:01:49] aedinius [54/261] has challenged Malvolio [1113/1185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to aedinius's clock.
[07/22/26 00:23:24] Malvolio [208/1185] has come upon bookworm [371/1539] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 14:56:31 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/22/26 08:53:53] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 19:20:14 towards level 77.
[07/23/26 17:41:07] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 10:33:08 towards level 77.
[07/24/26 04:12:15] Malvolio [668/1185] has challenged TimWolla [951/1119] in combat and lost! 15 days, 04:49:41 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/24/26 04:12:39] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:14:59 towards level 77.
[07/24/26 12:01:18] Douwd [888/1173] has come upon Malvolio [320/1185] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:41:57 is removed from Douwd's clock.
[07/24/26 22:18:04] Malvolio [365/1185] has challenged fictitious [409/737] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:37:33 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/26/26 21:33:10] Malvolio [720/1185] has challenged idleevil [455/1325] in combat and won! 28 days, 19:52:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/28/26 13:46:21] Malvolio [719/1185] has challenged yano [684/1424] in combat and won! 23 days, 12:35:28 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/28/26 15:47:02] Malvolio [1094/1185] has challenged signofzeta [440/864] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:58:49 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/26 06:25:12] Malvolio [128/1185] has come upon Thorium [142/751] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:14:08 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/29/26 14:30:54] Fischmiep, soygirl, and ToHellWithGA [2680/3193] have team battled mordac, thatmint, and Malvolio [2185/3595] and won! 0 days, 04:02:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/26 02:24:31] Thoak [2/236] has challenged Malvolio [980/1066] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Thoak's clock.
[07/30/26 02:31:37] Malvolio fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:20:29 from level 77.
[07/30/26 09:38:57] Malvolio [220/1185] has come upon VictorCachet [334/404] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:29:03 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/01/26 08:32:17] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:42:31 towards level 77.
[08/01/26 16:20:01] Malvolio [460/1303] has come upon bt [812/905] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:12:11 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/03/26 11:32:09] Malvolio [528/1066] has challenged gendish [362/674] in combat and won! 15 days, 22:31:54 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/03/26 20:46:48] SSLbits [636/1245] has come upon Malvolio [413/1066] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:37:59 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/05/26 00:05:17] Malvolio [1059/1066] has come upon MalusnaFisheon [268/1225] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:02:08 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/05/26 22:51:09] jjasghar [1012/1150] has challenged Malvolio [209/1066] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:55:24 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[08/09/26 22:25:41] gideonstar [1124/1413] has come upon Malvolio [796/1307] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:38:59 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[08/10/26 03:57:06] Malvolio saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:55:20 from level 77.
[08/10/26 10:27:15] Malvolio was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:40:13 towards level 77.
[08/10/26 22:49:20] crysis [1061/1283] has come upon Malvolio [56/1307] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:05:08 is removed from crysis's clock.
[08/13/26 03:21:15] Malvolio [124/1142] has come upon BastelBot [228/1089] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 03:33:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/13/26 04:57:17] Malvolio [1076/1142] has come upon CMYK [136/312] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:39:19 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/15/26 12:15:39] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:26:07 towards level 77.
[08/17/26 00:16:03] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:40:11 towards level 77.
[08/17/26 15:07:36] ToeCheese [727/831] has come upon Malvolio [813/1142] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:54:29 is added to ToeCheese's clock.
[08/18/26 07:27:55] nihilix, Malvolio, and cornfeedhobo [1652/2154] have team battled Gorek, idleneutral, and kinus [2803/3203] and lost! 0 days, 13:18:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/26 06:08:02] Malvolio [773/935] has come upon brycec [703/1018] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 01:04:35 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/21/26 10:25:42] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:32:18 towards level 77.
[08/21/26 14:51:50] OobSaco, schizo, and Nono [1436/2792] have team battled Malvolio, buzel, and hostghost [1248/2359] and won! 0 days, 06:54:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/26 13:40:12] Malvolio found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:16:14 towards level 77.
[08/23/26 01:36:12] skulk [245/539] has challenged Malvolio [280/1039] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to skulk's clock.
[08/25/26 04:36:17] EDAC [72/496] has challenged Malvolio [418/935] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to EDAC's clock.
[08/25/26 21:46:26] Malvolio is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 16:44:08 is added to their clock.
[08/28/26 03:44:07] argos [70/704] has come upon Malvolio [223/935] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:14:12 is added to argos's clock.
[08/29/26 02:10:10] Garg [454/852] has come upon Malvolio [377/1039] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 13:27:34 is removed from Garg's clock.
[08/29/26 15:16:29] Malvolio [825/1039] has challenged nya [185/1218] in combat and won! 22 days, 09:11:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[08/29/26 15:52:18] Malvolio, jayvee, and Aksej [500/3403] have team battled argos, jaxson, and Plys [2002/2931] and lost! 1 day, 21:06:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/26 07:21:25] Malvolio [839/1039] has challenged Cockatrice [924/1131] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:02:04 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/03/26 23:29:33] Malvolio slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Malvolio's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/26 13:36:19] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 19:09:33 from level 77.
[09/04/26 15:45:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Malvolio 58 days, 07:02:25 toward level 77.
[09/09/26 21:07:38] Malvolio was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 09:59:55 from level 77.
[09/14/26 13:18:39] tass and Malvolio have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/26 02:25:36] Forud, GilbertErik, and SirBummelz [286/3131] have team battled argos, Malvolio, and mint [1776/2276] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/26 01:12:26] howhigh [234/341] has come upon Malvolio [572/1137] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:33:26 is added to howhigh's clock.
[09/19/26 01:03:46] Malvolio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 01:47:34 from level 77.
[09/19/26 14:59:00] IFireflyl [104/823] has come upon Malvolio [646/930] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:06:56 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[09/20/26 00:15:33] d4n13L, Fenrik, and Gorek [519/3759] have team battled hugga, Malvolio, and Thorium [251/2981] and won! 5 days, 18:46:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/26 02:47:46] Thijs, Malvolio, and soygirl [1001/1862] have team battled tmberg, jayvee, and chadgpt [376/3331] and won! 0 days, 03:24:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/26 13:19:57] manish [145/961] has come upon Malvolio [809/930] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:34:50 is added to manish's clock.
[09/25/26 15:17:47] SirNeo stole Malvolio's level 110 amulet while they were sleeping! SirNeo leaves their old level 99 amulet behind, which Malvolio then takes.
[09/26/26 04:07:05] TimWolla, boolean, and crysis [1994/2925] have team battled EDAC, Malvolio, and tealtabby [181/2257] and won! 0 days, 09:26:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/26 13:24:07] kevkev [50/1035] has challenged Malvolio [193/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:01 is added to kevkev's clock.
[09/30/26 22:27:10] Malvolio [514/920] has challenged Russell [1229/1387] in combat and lost! 37 days, 18:12:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/01/26 20:39:50] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 08:54:14 towards level 77.
[10/01/26 21:03:46] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 33 days, 18:39:33 towards level 77.
[10/02/26 06:37:36] Malvolio [6/920] has come upon Crazycatlady [392/1296] and been defeated in combat! 40 days, 22:24:39 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[10/02/26 08:27:23] thornrag, pyre, and hostghost [136/2511] have team battled Malvolio, Asara, and spex [1915/3081] and lost! 2 days, 19:52:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/26 08:54:19] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 19:46:20 towards level 77.
[10/02/26 22:33:41] QwertAsdfasdfa, KindOne, and scumola [61/2507] have team battled Malvolio, Blohsh, and EddieT137 [1042/3177] and lost! 0 days, 03:29:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/26 15:29:01] jra and Malvolio have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/26 20:42:35] Malvolio got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 24 days, 21:20:05 from level 77.
[10/08/26 08:24:31] Malvolio [422/920] has challenged Merluzo [184/542] in combat and won! 40 days, 06:16:43 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/08/26 08:24:31] In the fierce battle, Merluzo dropped their level 59 charm! Malvolio picks it up, tossing their old level 45 charm to Merluzo.
[10/15/26 06:34:43] Boxxy [17/190] has challenged Malvolio [142/1140] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Boxxy's clock.
[10/15/26 07:41:52] Malvolio [990/1140] has come upon eps1lon [17/747] and taken them in combat! 46 days, 21:07:11 is removed from Malvolio's clock.