Player Info

User: SSLbits
Class: Soylent-Drinker
Admin?: No
Level: 80
Next level: 26 days, 19:29:07
Status: Online
Host: SSLbits!~SSLbits@user/sslbits
Account Created: Fri Jan 28 20:37:17 2022
Last login: Wed Oct 23 18:48:46 2024
Total time idled: 957 days, 07:03:17
Current position: [185,37]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 174 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 45
charm: 51
gloves: 50
helm: 64
leggings: 100
ring: 71 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 41
tunic: 105 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 279 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 980

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 37 days, 06:48:34
part: None
quest: 10 days, 23:22:45
quit: 159 days, 14:09:08

total: 207 days, 20:20:27

Character Modifiers

[01/29/22 02:58:55] SSLbits [1/2] has challenged megubyte [2/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/29/22 04:08:12] SSLbits [14/24] has challenged pyre [226/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/04/22 07:15:27] SSLbits [10/46] has challenged Carl [541/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/04/22 12:59:57] SSLbits [60/81] has challenged pants [614/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/04/22 13:55:57] Hex [177/268] has challenged SSLbits [7/81] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Hex's clock.
[02/04/22 14:40:02] SSLbits [55/92] has challenged Misza [270/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/04/22 23:53:11] SSLbits [10/113] has challenged Sario [328/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/05/22 06:53:53] DrinkyBird [8/812] has challenged SSLbits [122/141] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/05/22 22:25:08] SSLbits [185/200] has challenged Ungoliant [418/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/06/22 05:42:30] SSLbits [103/205] has challenged TimWolla [512/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/06/22 06:35:32] Syloq, womblecat, and Centrixx [410/2309] have team battled SSLbits, bobvador, and Gorek [1333/1858] and lost! 2 days, 19:46:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/22 07:38:07] Tenedos [49/534] has challenged SSLbits [55/205] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[02/06/22 14:14:34] SSLbits [144/205] has challenged zgrep [344/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/07/22 00:03:04] SSLbits [15/205] has challenged shikhin [170/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/07/22 11:32:06] SSLbits [129/220] has challenged jaxson [235/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/08/22 00:51:25] SSLbits [184/255] has challenged RussellB [103/849] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:46 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/08/22 13:01:10] SSLbits [99/271] has challenged BastelBot [425/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/09/22 04:18:07] SSLbits [53/271] has come upon Alarien [410/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:41 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/09/22 07:09:22] SSLbits [140/271] has challenged theZoMBiE [35/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:37 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/10/22 00:05:57] SSLbits [277/280] has challenged Bkid [101/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/10/22 06:47:54] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:31 from level 34.
[02/10/22 14:32:21] SSLbits, elf, and brycec [126/1790] have team battled _sh, sam, and ChowderKeg [1305/2055] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 21:00:37] SSLbits [245/297] has challenged Angelina [441/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/11/22 00:35:01] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:55 towards level 35.
[02/11/22 09:42:10] mordac, thatmint, and kptr [482/1426] have team battled Bluedog, Zaratustra, and SSLbits [1881/2153] and lost! 0 days, 11:19:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/22 20:52:52] bananaboat [307/589] has come upon SSLbits [146/297] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:35:53 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/11/22 23:16:55] SSLbits [218/298] has challenged SCSi [143/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/11/22 23:16:55] SSLbits has dealt SCSi a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:48:39 is added to SCSi's clock.
[02/12/22 03:04:46] CrashOverride [283/706] has come upon SSLbits [236/298] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:18:22 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[02/12/22 11:41:50] SSLbits was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:17 from level 36.
[02/13/22 01:47:56] SSLbits [45/298] has challenged Mattusmindus [67/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/14/22 15:26:55] SSLbits [318/348] has challenged bobvador [763/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/16/22 02:28:33] SSLbits bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:30 from level 38.
[02/16/22 11:48:51] SSLbits [224/348] has challenged Misza [653/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/16/22 18:29:20] SSLbits broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:57 from level 39.
[02/16/22 20:34:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 0 days, 13:40:14 toward level 39.
[02/17/22 01:36:49] sc, d4n13L, and SSLbits [641/1748] have team battled Andrio, noex, and cremefresh [422/1634] and won! 0 days, 05:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/22 07:06:06] bananaboat [236/584] has come upon SSLbits [317/348] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:55:13 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/17/22 07:59:04] vegadark [387/627] has come upon SSLbits [24/348] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:08:04 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/17/22 21:55:33] SSLbits [195/356] has challenged el [370/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/18/22 06:05:53] SSLbits [311/356] has come upon JigmeDatse [264/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:05:00 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/18/22 23:45:41] SSLbits [149/356] has come upon Thorael [216/1042] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/27/22 01:34:56] opcode, scumola, and gegenschein [1352/1422] have team battled SSLbits, Sorin, and Bolded [1277/1704] and won! 0 days, 00:21:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 23:06:38] SSLbits [338/360] has challenged TauPan [270/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/28/22 06:32:25] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:55 towards level 41.
[02/28/22 13:57:46] SSLbits [299/360] has come upon yNos [250/534] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:42:51 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/01/22 05:24:57] SSLbits [70/360] has come upon zgrep [41/597] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:05:33 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/01/22 19:25:12] SSLbits [356/360] has challenged pwae [62/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/03/22 02:33:32] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:23 towards level 42.
[03/03/22 14:27:47] SSLbits was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:20 from level 42.
[03/04/22 17:09:37] thatmint, apb, and bg [1164/2038] have team battled SSLbits, coding_monk, and kzootech [569/1342] and won! 0 days, 02:13:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 05:31:41] SSLbits [157/381] has challenged EddieT137 [63/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/05/22 15:34:30] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:50 towards level 43.
[03/08/22 06:49:30] SSLbits [191/388] has challenged Sokar [105/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/08/22 15:52:37] SSLbits [82/388] has come upon TimWolla [678/870] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:58:32 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/11/22 23:51:56] SSLbits, kzootech, and solarsparq [546/1475] have team battled Lenny_, Silvanus_Betrium, and Nechayev [999/1583] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/22 10:22:59] SSLbits [362/388] has challenged pfoley [29/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:01 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/12/22 21:01:20] SSLbits invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:47 towards level 45.
[03/13/22 06:41:15] JigmeDatse [198/554] has challenged SSLbits [140/388] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:01:10 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[03/13/22 12:01:52] Bolded [101/611] has come upon SSLbits [65/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:08:28 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[03/13/22 15:10:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 0 days, 15:21:27 toward level 45.
[03/15/22 04:42:39] SSLbits EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:09 from level 45.
[03/15/22 08:50:51] Paganel [32/665] has challenged SSLbits [120/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:53 is added to Paganel's clock.
[03/15/22 10:08:04] laama [619/669] has come upon SSLbits [240/388] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:53:16 is removed from laama's clock.
[03/15/22 10:08:04] laama has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:51:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/15/22 16:22:39] SSLbits [320/391] has challenged Omega [231/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/16/22 06:55:08] SSLbits [152/391] has challenged crank [163/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:11 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/17/22 19:14:33] bananaboat, pfoley, and SSLbits [204/1576] have team battled Bluedog, Andrio, and tmberg [1855/2324] and lost! 0 days, 17:00:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/22 05:12:03] buyoq, Affliction, and mordac [542/1963] have team battled SSLbits, damyan, and Sokar [1441/1454] and lost! 3 days, 04:03:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/22 18:10:05] SSLbits ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:24 from level 46.
[03/22/22 00:27:26] el [531/634] has challenged SSLbits [178/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:01:09 is removed from el's clock.
[03/22/22 14:47:28] SSLbits [174/391] has challenged blackroot [448/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/23/22 16:55:08] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:51 towards level 47.
[03/25/22 04:18:33] Vigrid [60/270] has challenged SSLbits [388/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Vigrid's clock.
[03/25/22 06:55:53] SSLbits [201/391] has come upon bsleep [272/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:21:56 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/25/22 06:56:30] SSLbits [220/391] has come upon ToHellWithGA [586/967] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:48:30 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/25/22 13:47:33] SSLbits [304/391] has come upon coding_monk [481/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:26:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/25/22 18:45:25] SSLbits [187/391] has challenged sam [93/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:33:02 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/26/22 08:19:27] fstrelok, BastelBot, and Ancalagon [869/1442] have team battled crysis, nyuszika7h, and SSLbits [1566/1799] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/22 10:48:35] Bkid [210/489] has challenged SSLbits [294/391] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:31:50 is added to Bkid's clock.
[03/27/22 00:23:04] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:15 towards level 47.
[03/27/22 08:28:39] SSLbits [258/391] has come upon Forud [95/868] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:22:14 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/27/22 14:54:07] SSLbits [228/391] has challenged Feltharell [346/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:26 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/28/22 18:26:40] SSLbits [390/391] has come upon Sherpard2 [257/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:38:09 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/29/22 18:07:29] cation [13/37] has challenged SSLbits [286/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to cation's clock.
[03/30/22 04:21:57] SSLbits spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SSLbits's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/22 09:14:02] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:46 towards level 47.
[03/31/22 04:21:09] SSLbits [192/456] has challenged misha [383/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/02/22 04:32:08] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:26 towards level 48.
[04/03/22 19:49:12] solarsparq [8/683] has challenged SSLbits [176/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:11 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[04/04/22 01:32:59] zcy [3/4] has challenged SSLbits [116/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to zcy's clock.
[04/06/22 18:47:56] TimWolla [558/860] has challenged SSLbits [137/456] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:40:49 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[04/07/22 00:49:26] SSLbits grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:29 towards level 48.
[04/07/22 04:29:54] coding_monk, Tangles, and kzootech [191/1760] have team battled SSLbits, Syloq, and vegadark [979/2287] and lost! 0 days, 04:24:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/22 11:53:26] starlink, SSLbits, and el [1018/1790] have team battled ephemer0l, TheGreatest, and Tenedos [1271/1389] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 21:39:49] Bluedog, apb, and blackroot [357/2367] have team battled SSLbits, Sombra, and CompanionCube [1837/2117] and lost! 1 day, 14:03:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 23:44:52] SSLbits [319/456] has challenged jjasghar [470/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/09/22 05:04:42] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:57 towards level 49.
[04/09/22 09:49:14] SSLbits [181/456] has come upon cremefresh [322/759] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:14:38 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/10/22 12:40:15] SSLbits [141/456] has come upon Bluedog [811/957] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:33:34 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/10/22 15:20:23] SSLbits [57/456] has challenged yNos [469/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:34:19 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/11/22 07:15:42] SSLbits, Pinkman, and "\@_ [200/1876] have team battled Lord255, Tenorman, and Disruptor [1833/2434] and lost! 0 days, 14:01:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/22 23:09:54] CompanionCube [111/825] has challenged SSLbits [415/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:44 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[04/12/22 18:18:11] TheGreatest [189/328] has challenged SSLbits [135/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from TheGreatest's clock.
[04/12/22 18:49:31] SSLbits [332/456] has come upon MELOONi [120/885] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:26:00 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/13/22 23:12:09] yano [172/679] has come upon SSLbits [175/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:05:25 is added to yano's clock.
[04/14/22 08:54:58] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:23 towards level 49.
[04/15/22 08:40:00] SSLbits [315/456] has come upon freeboson [367/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:34:43 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/15/22 16:38:09] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:14 towards level 49.
[04/17/22 01:52:08] ephemer0l, bobvador, and SSLbits [154/1910] have team battled BUSY, Fenrik, and fstrelok [1571/1634] and lost! 0 days, 10:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/22 06:55:14] necistot [15/295] has challenged SSLbits [372/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to necistot's clock.
[04/19/22 19:16:32] SSLbits [38/456] has challenged thornrag [259/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/20/22 10:25:41] SSLbits grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:05 towards level 50.
[04/21/22 01:28:23] cadfael, golgy, and SSLbits [1328/1730] have team battled Fam0r, idlegood, and rs [3/1573] and won! 0 days, 02:04:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/22 11:12:37] SSLbits [118/456] has come upon CornFly [512/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:42:54 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/22/22 10:14:16] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:39:28 from level 50.
[04/22/22 13:05:35] SSLbits [415/456] has challenged RussellB [742/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:36:56 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/23/22 01:55:47] SSLbits got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:43:13 from level 50.
[04/24/22 06:27:40] Pricey [5/585] has come upon SSLbits [27/456] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:34:11 is added to Pricey's clock.
[04/25/22 15:10:59] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:19 towards level 50.
[04/26/22 00:16:19] Ralle, Hex, SSLbits, and laama have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/22 19:26:02] SSLbits [2/456] has challenged KeboDK [538/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:22:06 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/27/22 00:27:03] SSLbits [247/456] has challenged bananaboat [19/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:53 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/27/22 04:01:28] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:30 towards level 50.
[04/27/22 21:31:25] SSLbits [93/456] has challenged misha [95/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:23 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/28/22 05:12:27] SSLbits ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:16 from level 50.
[04/29/22 06:33:29] GilbertErik [530/631] has come upon SSLbits [254/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:49:18 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[04/30/22 11:00:35] SSLbits stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:51 towards level 50.
[05/01/22 11:31:09] SSLbits [424/484] has challenged canton7 [126/653] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/02/22 05:07:56] SSLbits, LeD, laama, and buyoq have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/22 04:54:11] jaxson, SSLbits, and pasquale [584/1429] have team battled eising, drahthaar, and idleevil [883/1703] and lost! 0 days, 19:22:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/22 18:47:10] vegadark, SSLbits, and GyrosGeier [1700/2013] have team battled Bluedog, kzootech, and Fam0r [210/1639] and won! 1 day, 07:25:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/22 21:16:55] SSLbits stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:16 towards level 51.
[05/05/22 09:09:57] spex [546/817] has come upon SSLbits [165/484] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:28:00 is removed from spex's clock.
[05/05/22 23:10:58] SSLbits [149/484] has challenged slim [92/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:04:26 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/06/22 10:02:57] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:20 towards level 51.
[05/07/22 10:37:36] SSLbits fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:02 from level 51.
[05/07/22 13:09:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 0 days, 12:48:21 toward level 51.
[05/07/22 21:05:07] SSLbits [467/484] has challenged jaxson [417/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/07/22 22:24:19] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:47:16 towards level 52.
[05/08/22 10:03:48] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:27 towards level 52.
[05/08/22 13:27:49] SSLbits [101/484] has challenged pwae [538/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:23:01 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/10/22 02:43:52] eising, jjasghar, and SSLbits [1558/1777] have team battled Andrio, zifnab06, and MadMan [39/1876] and won! 0 days, 16:55:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/22 21:39:09] Pricey [32/632] has challenged SSLbits [449/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:12:35 is added to Pricey's clock.
[05/10/22 23:39:33] Gorek [68/940] has challenged SSLbits [211/484] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:21:03 is added to Gorek's clock.
[05/12/22 01:30:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 2 days, 13:25:34 toward level 52.
[05/12/22 07:12:10] SSLbits reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SSLbits's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/22 20:21:55] SSLbits [77/488] has come upon Syloq [214/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:01 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/13/22 21:37:14] LeD [78/456] has come upon SSLbits [28/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:05:47 is removed from LeD's clock.
[05/13/22 23:01:10] SSLbits [77/488] has come upon talisein [721/771] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:47:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/15/22 14:33:49] SSLbits [156/488] has come upon Fenrik [643/912] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:37 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/15/22 21:33:11] SSLbits [439/488] has challenged canton7 [251/653] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:08 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/16/22 22:14:37] gildarts [461/569] has challenged SSLbits [53/488] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:02:51 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[05/16/22 23:52:33] Tenedos, signofzeta, and SSLbits [1286/1739] have team battled tscherer, marrrrrrrrrr, and Destruia [461/1465] and won! 0 days, 13:26:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/22 07:12:51] Tabmow [411/521] has come upon SSLbits [342/488] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:48:57 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[05/17/22 20:13:10] SSLbits [370/488] has challenged MadMan [32/462] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:23 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/17/22 23:11:34] SSLbits stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:53 towards level 53.
[05/22/22 07:59:09] mehmet [145/288] has challenged SSLbits [121/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:12 is removed from mehmet's clock.
[05/23/22 20:34:07] Togra [87/727] has challenged SSLbits [107/488] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to Togra's clock.
[05/23/22 23:19:22] SSLbits reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SSLbits's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/22 19:31:23] cfjk [5/531] has challenged SSLbits [310/493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:50:36 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/26/22 15:15:12] yano, cremefresh, and Sokar [1096/1961] have team battled SSLbits, Lnk, and Drin [758/1955] and won! 1 day, 01:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/22 21:38:40] SSLbits [19/493] has challenged hugga [448/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/27/22 06:38:10] SSLbits [202/493] has challenged shikhin [238/535] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:26:13 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/28/22 14:25:07] SSLbits found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:30:11 towards level 54.
[05/30/22 02:07:16] Sokar, SSLbits, simple, and zcy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/22 04:01:05] SSLbits ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:29 from level 54.
[06/04/22 01:13:23] SSLbits [451/493] has challenged Algernon [524/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:27:32 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/04/22 22:16:26] SSLbits [163/493] has come upon BastelBot [34/503] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:20:35 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/05/22 01:08:44] SSLbits got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:12 from level 54.
[06/05/22 02:12:04] soltys, Asara, and SSLbits [745/1711] have team battled Fehu, y, and GilbertErik [991/1623] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/22 21:31:47] TauPan [230/810] has come upon SSLbits [190/493] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:31:03 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[06/07/22 18:30:18] SSLbits [210/493] has challenged Reilly [624/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:22 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/09/22 14:43:09] CrashOverride [337/763] has challenged SSLbits [406/493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:27:38 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[06/09/22 20:22:58] DrinkyBird [600/898] has come upon SSLbits [122/493] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:13:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/11/22 01:07:53] SSLbits lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:40 from level 54.
[06/11/22 18:53:30] bananaboat [314/837] has challenged SSLbits [186/493] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:38:13 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/11/22 20:03:08] SSLbits [270/493] has come upon idleneutral [379/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:04:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/14/22 06:19:30] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:59 towards level 54.
[06/14/22 23:26:48] SSLbits [6/499] has challenged apb [755/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/15/22 19:04:39] SSLbits [465/499] has come upon mrmonday [434/614] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:11:19 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/15/22 19:54:22] pyre, iiriix, and damyan [703/2179] have team battled SSLbits, ephemer0l, and herald [1728/1830] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/22 13:49:17] SSLbits [256/509] has come upon buzel [711/712] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:36:16 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/18/22 16:09:28] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:27:53 towards level 55.
[06/20/22 08:52:37] Drin [489/736] has challenged SSLbits [124/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:00:28 is removed from Drin's clock.
[06/20/22 17:54:23] Fenrik [599/912] has challenged SSLbits [433/509] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:22:39 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[06/21/22 05:06:48] d4n13L [278/535] has challenged SSLbits [357/509] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[06/22/22 10:02:22] SSLbits [299/520] has challenged Kritzefitz [462/959] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:52:39 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/23/22 00:13:18] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:52 towards level 55.
[06/23/22 14:54:16] SSLbits has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:59:07 from level 55.
[06/23/22 15:36:16] SSLbits learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:58 towards level 55.
[06/23/22 23:31:10] SSLbits, jayvee, and Sombra [302/2156] have team battled slim, CrashOverride, and tswsl [829/1763] and lost! 2 days, 02:20:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/22 01:31:01] SSLbits, EddieT137, and DrinkyBird [1003/2102] have team battled hdm, ufo-piloot, and "\@_ [725/2029] and won! 2 days, 04:58:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 06:40:15] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:13 towards level 55.
[06/26/22 12:17:27] mrmonday [385/614] has challenged SSLbits [151/520] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:41:15 is removed from mrmonday's clock.
[06/27/22 03:33:16] SSLbits had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:46:33 from level 55.
[06/28/22 21:56:35] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:13:24 from level 55.
[06/28/22 23:22:13] SSLbits was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:57:09 from level 55.
[06/29/22 01:40:31] SSLbits [362/520] has challenged tomhek [497/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:00:03 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/29/22 16:37:52] SSLbits [361/520] has come upon ZOTTA [438/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:40:14 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/30/22 03:20:14] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:30 towards level 55.
[06/30/22 12:10:07] ufo-piloot, KindOne, and StalkR [748/1543] have team battled caeli, soltys, and SSLbits [1137/2129] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/22 14:29:53] ukleinek, Forud, and shikhin [1256/2299] have team battled Koffa, thornrag, and SSLbits [491/1854] and won! 0 days, 15:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/22 20:54:18] Alarien [97/640] has challenged SSLbits [376/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:10 is added to Alarien's clock.
[07/01/22 23:54:55] SSLbits [117/520] has challenged ufo-piloot [208/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:22 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/02/22 04:49:35] SSLbits [93/520] has come upon cremefresh [613/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:26:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/02/22 23:17:19] SSLbits lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:44 from level 55.
[07/03/22 07:17:18] SSLbits was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:02 from level 55.
[07/03/22 11:22:14] Crazycatlady [575/672] has come upon SSLbits [100/520] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:24:32 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/03/22 12:51:56] SSLbits misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:53 from level 55.
[07/04/22 16:27:41] SSLbits learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:22 from level 55.
[07/04/22 18:48:45] SSLbits [375/520] has come upon Psilocybe [121/1053] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:51:44 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/05/22 00:36:56] SSLbits [31/520] has come upon ephemer0l [618/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:52 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/06/22 09:57:05] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:24 towards level 55.
[07/06/22 23:19:24] Tangles [240/725] has challenged SSLbits [416/520] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:57:06 is added to Tangles's clock.
[07/07/22 11:30:20] SSLbits [465/520] has come upon unicron [194/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:10:34 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/08/22 11:10:11] SSLbits [439/520] has challenged Aksej [112/578] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/08/22 13:51:46] SSLbits [46/520] has come upon Disruptor [496/1157] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:29:53 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/08/22 14:02:42] dyvonna [234/605] has come upon SSLbits [65/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:35:45 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[07/09/22 11:25:33] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:58 towards level 56.
[07/10/22 16:01:25] SSLbits learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:24:03 towards level 56.
[07/11/22 01:07:05] SSLbits [93/520] has come upon Algernon [349/590] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:07:35 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/11/22 16:53:31] d4n13L, V, and SSLbits [1278/1735] have team battled csc2ya, Feltharell, and mordac [129/2052] and won! 0 days, 22:12:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/22 22:49:17] SSLbits [258/520] has challenged bookworm [474/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:05:09 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/13/22 04:09:50] Fehu, Centrixx, and Affliction [1569/2087] have team battled MrMagoo, SSLbits, and hax404 [627/1639] and won! 0 days, 00:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/22 04:50:28] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:13:40 from level 56.
[07/13/22 05:30:02] SSLbits set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:31:19 from level 56.
[07/14/22 10:56:42] SSLbits [0/528] has challenged spex [279/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:45:18 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/16/22 12:08:40] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:15 towards level 56.
[07/17/22 07:07:16] SSLbits [422/528] has come upon vectr0n [615/625] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:56:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/17/22 15:55:48] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:23:43 from level 56.
[07/18/22 00:53:30] el, soltys, and Melon [1895/2283] have team battled bookworm, heisenbug, and SSLbits [222/1768] and won! 0 days, 09:50:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/22 07:46:41] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:25:25 towards level 56.
[07/18/22 18:41:11] alhen [91/369] has challenged SSLbits [170/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to alhen's clock.
[07/19/22 09:21:11] SSLbits [508/528] has challenged CompanionCube [50/839] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:14:18 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/20/22 09:22:24] SSLbits found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:28 towards level 56.
[07/23/22 13:45:37] Tangles, SSLbits, Fehu, and contyk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/22 02:42:28] talisein [162/773] has come upon SSLbits [64/528] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:18:08 is removed from talisein's clock.
[07/24/22 10:23:08] SSLbits, DrinkyBird, and vegadark [677/2332] have team battled ToHellWithGA, idleevil, and apb [1599/2538] and lost! 0 days, 14:40:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/22 17:42:09] ChowderKeg, kenyon, and StalkR [1284/2434] have team battled SSLbits, hugga, and sc [1358/2123] and lost! 2 days, 01:00:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/22 22:22:40] VonToutCourt [1147/1326] has come upon SSLbits [500/528] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:37:37 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[07/26/22 09:42:49] SSLbits spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SSLbits's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/22 09:39:47] SSLbits [429/527] has come upon MadMan [342/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:41:02 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/27/22 10:43:43] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:09 from level 56.
[07/28/22 01:03:22] SSLbits [172/533] has challenged Arch [275/575] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/28/22 16:07:25] SSLbits [446/533] has challenged gegenschein [81/1130] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:38:36 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/28/22 21:41:04] SSLbits [278/533] has come upon Juan [367/558] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:18:33 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/29/22 04:58:16] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:09:18 from level 57.
[07/29/22 09:10:56] bobvador [211/895] has challenged SSLbits [312/533] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:28:03 is added to bobvador's clock.
[07/29/22 20:45:21] SSLbits [339/533] has come upon KindOne [26/457] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:13:17 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/30/22 01:14:11] SSLbits [521/533] has challenged anarcat [296/1160] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:44:54 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/30/22 02:37:52] SSLbits [302/533] has come upon scumola [721/889] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:40:38 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/31/22 00:46:30] thornrag [490/702] has come upon SSLbits [39/535] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:31:21 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[07/31/22 12:19:08] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:59:40 towards level 57.
[07/31/22 17:27:39] SSLbits [340/535] has come upon heisenbug [477/555] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:09:13 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/01/22 13:26:24] Chuck [286/613] has challenged SSLbits [360/535] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:11:34 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/02/22 01:45:14] Ferris, Lnk, and sam [1469/2079] have team battled Kachin, Misza, and SSLbits [954/2471] and won! 1 day, 02:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/22 13:17:05] Sergio, womblecat, and Ferris [448/2565] have team battled SSLbits, pwae, and nya [1026/2011] and lost! 0 days, 20:30:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/22 04:39:39] Nechayev [494/556] has challenged SSLbits [325/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:26 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[08/04/22 13:59:14] beasty, Sario, and SSLbits [1041/1378] have team battled Vigrid, ufo-piloot, and Nechayev [160/1576] and won! 0 days, 02:02:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/22 03:06:20] SSLbits fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:18:20 from level 57.
[08/06/22 04:17:11] SSLbits [287/535] has come upon MadMan [61/470] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:11:41 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/06/22 08:41:48] SSLbits discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:02 towards level 57.
[08/06/22 10:54:57] Aelane, talisein, and JigmeDatse [918/2161] have team battled ZOTTA, SSLbits, and tswsl [691/1733] and won! 0 days, 04:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/22 20:08:41] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:13 towards level 57.
[08/06/22 22:53:05] SSLbits [490/535] has challenged thornrag [84/702] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:20:40 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/07/22 08:08:44] HeavyPodda, A_Dragon, and Asara [650/2032] have team battled Algernon, SSLbits, and aqsd [1013/1656] and lost! 2 days, 09:40:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/22 02:15:39] SSLbits sharpened the edge of their weapon! SSLbits's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/22 13:05:51] SSLbits [495/538] has challenged beasty [89/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:35 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/10/22 15:44:10] HellSpawn, tswsl, and SSLbits [41/1964] have team battled AlexS, hugga, and iiriix [1873/2051] and lost! 0 days, 20:24:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/22 18:13:16] SSLbits [233/538] has come upon Abe [311/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:21:41 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/12/22 04:03:02] SuzakuMedli, Hex, and kiska [1885/1923] have team battled Alarien, yano, and SSLbits [149/1927] and won! 0 days, 04:20:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/22 12:15:23] CrashOverride, SSLbits, and cornfeedhobo [1352/1993] have team battled bananaboat, Disruptor, and idlegood [2358/2598] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/22 23:26:15] Tangles, SSLbits, and StalkR [1671/2014] have team battled sbp, Fenrik, and Omega [1545/2380] and won! 0 days, 08:35:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/22 04:24:37] Russell, idleneutral, SSLbits, and nawcom have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/22 20:06:36] SSLbits [224/538] has come upon Nuae [376/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/15/22 10:50:50] golgy [744/793] has challenged SSLbits [336/538] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:46:16 is removed from golgy's clock.
[08/16/22 01:22:36] SSLbits [153/538] has challenged Kurenai [275/457] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/18/22 10:34:14] hax404 [216/441] has challenged SSLbits [394/538] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to hax404's clock.
[08/18/22 11:18:35] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:43:45 towards level 58.
[08/19/22 07:53:38] SSLbits [92/538] has challenged hugga [190/584] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:03:51 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/19/22 16:09:49] SSLbits lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:53:16 from level 58.
[08/19/22 16:24:22] pwae [389/701] has challenged SSLbits [153/538] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:29:28 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/20/22 09:06:48] SSLbits has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:19:22 from level 58.
[08/21/22 17:51:29] slim, misha, SSLbits, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/22 17:51:56] SSLbits [469/538] has come upon slim [481/540] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:09:37 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/22/22 07:40:28] SSLbits [511/538] has come upon idleevil [465/737] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:58:15 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/23/22 06:41:09] soltys [250/925] has come upon SSLbits [227/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:26:28 is removed from soltys's clock.
[08/23/22 07:45:39] Pricey [379/683] has come upon SSLbits [88/538] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:25:53 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[08/23/22 20:09:12] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:43 towards level 58.
[08/24/22 09:33:06] SSLbits lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:39:58 from level 58.
[08/24/22 21:38:37] SSLbits [143/538] has come upon ukleinek [146/591] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:21:05 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/26/22 04:17:33] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:34:11 towards level 58.
[08/27/22 04:53:49] SSLbits [395/538] has come upon pants [661/930] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:35:09 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/27/22 10:33:59] cfjk [173/558] has challenged SSLbits [428/538] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:39:54 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/27/22 10:46:44] pfoley, tomhek, and jello [292/1854] have team battled Thorael, SSLbits, and megubyte [1079/2158] and lost! 0 days, 11:50:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/22 13:42:18] SSLbits bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:29:39 towards level 58.
[08/30/22 09:31:07] SSLbits [159/538] has come upon bsleep [58/788] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:20:20 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/31/22 19:21:58] MELOONi, Omega, and SSLbits [2335/2435] have team battled vegadark, bsleep, and Aksej [2009/2290] and won! 2 days, 15:56:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/22 10:57:53] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:01 from level 58.
[09/01/22 22:25:10] SSLbits bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:23 towards level 58.
[09/03/22 08:01:47] Forud, misha, and brycec [1459/2377] have team battled hugga, pwae, and SSLbits [30/1826] and won! 2 days, 02:32:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 15:09:11] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:50 towards level 58.
[09/04/22 11:14:28] SSLbits [239/538] has challenged gegenschein [652/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:06:23 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/05/22 08:18:48] Nuae [260/680] has challenged SSLbits [518/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:14 is added to Nuae's clock.
[09/05/22 16:09:59] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:02:24 from level 58.
[09/06/22 06:01:48] VOID, Gorek, and herald [2262/2481] have team battled thornrag, SSLbits, and EddieT137 [1992/2156] and won! 0 days, 10:05:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/22 08:29:05] Asara [131/531] has challenged SSLbits [419/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:09 is added to Asara's clock.
[09/07/22 20:53:39] SSLbits [533/538] has come upon JamCow [397/859] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:01:42 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/07/22 22:54:12] kzootech [417/568] has challenged SSLbits [136/538] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[09/08/22 21:27:34] crysis [242/763] has come upon SSLbits [257/538] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:33:23 is added to crysis's clock.
[09/09/22 02:25:52] Gorek, yano, and eroc1990 [2258/2351] have team battled SSLbits, Arch, and Kritzefitz [223/2157] and won! 1 day, 19:29:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 04:49:43] SSLbits, nawcom, and Lord255 [805/2051] have team battled gradator, allo, and MELOONi [83/2279] and won! 0 days, 01:30:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 21:01:37] BastelBot, gradator, and bg [1986/2313] have team battled Tenedos, SSLbits, and buzel [634/1764] and won! 0 days, 16:48:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/22 23:24:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SSLbits with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:04:47 from level 58.
[09/11/22 14:22:50] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:10 towards level 58.
[09/11/22 15:45:13] SSLbits [442/567] has challenged gradator [307/715] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:11:20 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/11/22 22:52:14] SSLbits [148/567] has challenged theZoMBiE [79/591] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:34:27 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/14/22 02:21:40] SSLbits [207/567] has come upon Omega [714/969] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:07:14 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/15/22 14:15:19] Jaxxsinn [83/509] has challenged SSLbits [152/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Jaxxsinn's clock.
[09/15/22 14:36:21] SSLbits was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:36:21 towards level 59.
[09/16/22 02:19:51] SSLbits burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! SSLbits's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/22 18:21:22] Destruia, SSLbits, and Khorne [1687/2299] have team battled sbp, drahthaar, and <rainchick> [1874/1965] and lost! 4 days, 06:24:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/22 05:20:41] Bolded [714/905] has come upon SSLbits [240/563] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:53:02 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[09/19/22 00:00:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 16 days, 14:09:08 toward level 59.
[09/19/22 17:36:26] Feras [26/363] has challenged SSLbits [371/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Feras's clock.
[09/21/22 20:42:19] SSLbits [296/575] has challenged nyuszika7h [92/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:51:25 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/22/22 01:58:28] SSLbits [145/575] has come upon kptr [138/507] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:06:23 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/22/22 03:16:50] el [377/705] has challenged SSLbits [64/575] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from el's clock.
[09/22/22 05:46:42] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:02 from level 59.
[09/22/22 11:51:05] SSLbits [167/575] has come upon <rainchick> [243/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:32 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/22/22 18:36:38] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:15:23 from level 59.
[09/22/22 19:07:05] SSLbits [93/575] has come upon judahnator [33/512] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:54 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/23/22 12:50:47] TimeWarp [475/739] has challenged SSLbits [96/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:03:45 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[09/24/22 00:25:16] kenyon, kzootech, and CompanionCube [1332/2442] have team battled CornFly, Chuck, and SSLbits [139/1798] and won! 0 days, 23:06:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/22 03:24:10] wowbagger [6/76] has challenged SSLbits [212/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[09/24/22 11:55:39] SSLbits [446/575] has challenged tmberg [528/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/25/22 21:58:23] SSLbits [77/583] has challenged idlebot [794/1205] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/26/22 12:05:40] ahmubashshir [348/761] has challenged SSLbits [13/583] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:47:50 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[09/27/22 07:17:24] nawcom, SSLbits, and tswsl [1116/1845] have team battled Forud, ChowderKeg, and ToHellWithGA [726/2718] and won! 0 days, 23:51:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/22 10:10:19] Misza [284/974] has challenged SSLbits [361/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:20:18 is added to Misza's clock.
[09/27/22 12:03:02] SSLbits [112/592] has come upon intothether [84/133] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:12:10 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/27/22 22:55:34] SSLbits, ZOTTA, and Bolded [1980/2238] have team battled sky, jjasghar, and kzootech [1940/2149] and won! 0 days, 04:47:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 23:31:37] Sombra, Gorek, and herald [2564/2641] have team battled kzootech, SSLbits, and iiriix [912/1867] and won! 0 days, 02:10:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/22 00:23:35] zbe [990/1009] has challenged SSLbits [188/592] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:02:23 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/01/22 00:31:08] SSLbits lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:11:09 from level 60.
[10/01/22 13:09:11] Thorael, SSLbits, tsr, and CompanionCube have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/22 16:40:18] SSLbits found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:40:19 towards level 60.
[10/02/22 20:30:10] SSLbits discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:47:51 towards level 60.
[10/03/22 13:14:30] SSLbits [41/592] has come upon Hex [594/608] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:16:27 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/04/22 15:27:38] SSLbits [316/592] has come upon scumola [86/896] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:46:21 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/05/22 05:47:48] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:36:22 towards level 60.
[10/05/22 13:51:50] BUSY [271/678] has challenged SSLbits [1/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:04:18 is removed from BUSY's clock.
[10/06/22 02:27:31] wowbagger [168/293] has challenged SSLbits [192/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[10/07/22 04:25:38] noex [392/448] has come upon SSLbits [313/592] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:30:49 is removed from noex's clock.
[10/07/22 04:25:38] noex has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:14:01 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/07/22 17:26:45] SSLbits, TauPan, and Faradome [1372/1942] have team battled KindOne, Centrixx, and cfjk [309/1919] and won! 3 days, 22:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 03:33:48] SSLbits [468/592] has come upon fstrelok [40/376] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:36:05 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/08/22 04:04:57] SSLbits, anarcat, and BastelBot [591/2295] have team battled Destruia, SirBummelz, and crank [390/2359] and won! 2 days, 15:36:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 14:16:36] SSLbits [121/592] has come upon <rainchick> [215/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:05:49 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/08/22 20:56:36] crysis, Omega, and ephemer0l [1500/2416] have team battled SSLbits, cornfeedhobo, and Notir [1242/2137] and won! 2 days, 17:11:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 23:01:08] SSLbits EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:47:08 from level 60.
[10/10/22 03:35:23] SSLbits [272/592] has come upon postikana [146/492] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:17:23 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/10/22 06:11:10] SSLbits was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:58:54 towards level 60.
[10/11/22 01:30:28] SSLbits ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:52 from level 60.
[10/11/22 09:47:50] misha, brycec, and SSLbits [1347/2103] have team battled Alys, HellSpawn, and Alarien [390/2219] and won! 1 day, 09:19:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/22 15:13:41] SSLbits [269/592] has come upon <rainchick> [505/620] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:57:10 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/12/22 06:15:47] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:34 towards level 60.
[10/12/22 12:15:18] SSLbits slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! SSLbits's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/22 17:51:50] SSLbits, Togra, and Sombra [1648/2239] have team battled Fehu, ChowderKeg, and Alarien [887/1938] and won! 0 days, 21:37:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 04:41:53] SSLbits had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:54 from level 60.
[10/13/22 05:28:31] SSLbits [390/588] has come upon SuzakuMedli [280/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:26:13 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/13/22 06:31:21] SSLbits [281/588] has challenged solarsparq [365/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:15 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/13/22 11:51:25] SSLbits [182/588] has come upon gusto [132/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:26:07 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/13/22 16:20:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 1 day, 02:09:49 toward level 60.
[10/14/22 02:35:43] SSLbits [554/588] has challenged yNos [231/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:18 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/14/22 18:57:45] SSLbits [504/588] has challenged MetaNova [625/646] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/15/22 05:20:04] SSLbits [388/588] has come upon achin [6/740] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:42:40 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/15/22 07:14:55] KyloRen [381/403] has come upon SSLbits [339/588] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:15:03 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[10/15/22 21:44:33] Aelane, CodeGeek, and Finley [948/2303] have team battled SSLbits, ahmubashshir, and damyan [1956/2063] and lost! 1 day, 12:21:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/22 01:54:43] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:14:08 towards level 61.
[10/18/22 16:05:19] el, gildarts, and Yarosh [1558/2035] have team battled SirNeo, SSLbits, and drahthaar [874/2072] and won! 1 day, 15:23:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/22 11:02:51] SSLbits [159/588] has challenged CornFly [120/594] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:13:19 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/19/22 13:58:25] golgy, VonToutCourt, and SSLbits [2018/2839] have team battled pyre, solarsparq, and gildarts [586/2347] and won! 6 days, 19:27:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/22 03:43:23] SSLbits [276/588] has come upon caeli [634/993] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:03:13 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/20/22 21:16:18] SSLbits [126/588] has come upon Psilocybe [633/1100] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:25:28 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/22/22 18:59:56] MetaNova [217/716] has challenged SSLbits [357/588] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/23/22 09:14:00] SSLbits, io, and Malvolio [2064/2256] have team battled CodeGeek, CornFly, and signofzeta [516/2546] and won! 3 days, 03:02:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/22 01:32:30] SSLbits [163/588] has challenged Merluzo [314/497] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:11:47 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/29/22 23:35:31] SSLbits [164/588] has come upon EddieT137 [724/914] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:33:59 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/30/22 15:58:59] SSLbits learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:13:33 towards level 61.
[10/31/22 21:45:47] Bolded [204/929] has challenged SSLbits [575/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:56:17 is added to Bolded's clock.
[11/01/22 08:11:00] SSLbits [79/588] has come upon kptr [325/507] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:58:29 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/01/22 08:22:35] SSLbits got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:31:44 from level 61.
[11/01/22 11:48:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 16 days, 04:30:31 toward level 61.
[11/04/22 15:22:09] SSLbits got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:28 from level 61.
[11/04/22 15:22:27] Kurenai, SSLbits, and allo [1596/2033] have team battled Techman, pwae, and Crazycatlady [1435/2445] and won! 1 day, 04:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/22 04:48:55] SSLbits [547/588] has come upon slim [478/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:16:58 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/06/22 07:33:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 1 day, 01:02:14 toward level 61.
[11/07/22 09:57:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 0 days, 05:17:45 toward level 61.
[11/07/22 10:21:19] SSLbits [78/588] has challenged Wam [726/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:56 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/07/22 14:36:53] SSLbits [216/588] has challenged Drin [538/606] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/08/22 00:48:02] SSLbits was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:44:41 towards level 62.
[11/09/22 14:00:23] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:29:37 towards level 62.
[11/11/22 09:42:04] SSLbits [424/588] has challenged Asara [253/609] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:41:18 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/11/22 12:41:28] SSLbits fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! SSLbits's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/22 21:44:38] SSLbits [432/574] has challenged Gorek [491/933] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:30:08 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/12/22 00:24:23] thornrag, SSLbits, and bsleep [1656/2217] have team battled ZOTTA, Omega, and sam [2211/2657] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/22 21:56:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 13 days, 03:25:38 toward level 62.
[11/13/22 09:23:25] kiska [295/1144] has challenged SSLbits [128/574] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from kiska's clock.
[11/13/22 18:06:41] SSLbits spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SSLbits's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/22 16:59:07] Andrio [593/630] has challenged SSLbits [283/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:31:53 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[11/14/22 17:33:44] SSLbits, slim, and JamCow [1541/1957] have team battled ZOTTA, pfoley, and SuzakuMedli [415/2380] and won! 2 days, 23:59:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/22 01:13:15] SSLbits [173/563] has come upon Algernon [383/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:22:58 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/16/22 16:30:45] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:02 towards level 62.
[11/18/22 05:38:42] SSLbits bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:25:57 towards level 62.
[11/18/22 20:21:17] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:45 towards level 62.
[11/19/22 06:46:12] SSLbits [412/563] has come upon Yarosh [359/494] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:04:10 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/19/22 21:26:19] SSLbits [110/563] has challenged laama [243/731] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:23:35 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/19/22 21:54:33] SSLbits set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:33 from level 62.
[11/20/22 02:42:52] SSLbits bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:56:15 from level 62.
[11/20/22 13:29:38] allo [188/642] has challenged SSLbits [215/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:32:54 is added to allo's clock.
[11/20/22 20:18:18] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:13:28 from level 62.
[11/21/22 10:34:33] SSLbits [330/563] has come upon achin [400/742] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:28:53 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/22/22 20:20:41] anarcat, gusto, and Kritzefitz [2403/2763] have team battled StalkR, SSLbits, and DownAndUp [1651/1986] and won! 1 day, 12:34:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/22 22:55:17] SSLbits grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:27 towards level 62.
[11/22/22 23:45:41] SSLbits [78/563] has come upon freeboson [887/919] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:59:26 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/24/22 05:56:50] SSLbits [190/563] has come upon eising [588/652] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:16:16 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/24/22 11:24:37] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:15:44 from level 62.
[11/24/22 14:13:08] Wam [352/1028] has come upon SSLbits [132/563] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:26:51 is removed from Wam's clock.
[11/24/22 16:08:34] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:52 towards level 62.
[11/24/22 17:12:19] iiriix [671/748] has come upon SSLbits [299/563] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:06:09 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[11/24/22 19:30:08] SSLbits [288/563] has come upon cfjk [13/627] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:33:51 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/27/22 03:38:10] sc, vadas, and SSLbits [1363/1646] have team battled buyoq, SirBummelz, and yano [1001/2504] and won! 0 days, 01:50:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/22 21:27:41] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:39 towards level 62.
[11/29/22 05:16:07] simple [266/1030] has challenged SSLbits [432/563] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:58:47 is added to simple's clock.
[11/30/22 14:07:45] ChowderKeg [258/789] has come upon SSLbits [467/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:39:44 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[12/01/22 10:22:24] \dev\ice [2/54] has challenged SSLbits [232/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/01/22 10:28:38] SSLbits [11/563] has challenged bsleep [297/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:37:55 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/02/22 05:33:12] nya [1076/1233] has challenged SSLbits [449/563] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:20:37 is removed from nya's clock.
[12/02/22 06:48:01] SSLbits, simple, and soltys [72/2529] have team battled Feras, solarsparq, and ion [896/1916] and lost! 1 day, 00:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/22 15:09:45] io [22/1128] has challenged SSLbits [0/563] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from io's clock.
[12/03/22 04:34:58] SSLbits was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:43:12 from level 62.
[12/04/22 14:14:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 1 day, 05:09:29 toward level 62.
[12/05/22 22:44:13] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:32 towards level 62.
[12/06/22 02:28:16] cornfeedhobo [73/687] has challenged SSLbits [215/563] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/07/22 11:03:46] DrinkyBird [693/1075] has come upon SSLbits [344/563] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:26:13 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/07/22 23:25:17] SSLbits [190/563] has come upon achin [515/750] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:13 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/08/22 03:05:29] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:43 towards level 62.
[12/08/22 14:08:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 0 days, 04:24:37 toward level 62.
[12/08/22 17:05:20] SSLbits [158/570] has challenged Abe [395/559] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/10/22 11:54:38] SSLbits learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:07:21 towards level 63.
[12/10/22 12:21:10] cadfael, idleneutral, SSLbits, and Fehu have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/22 05:18:25] muirrum [333/447] has challenged SSLbits [291/570] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from muirrum's clock.
[12/11/22 06:56:43] Minus, SSLbits, and anarcat [2136/2615] have team battled MetaNova, dwfreed, and Malvolio [561/2440] and won! 0 days, 08:08:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/22 07:22:31] AlinConstantin [377/595] has challenged SSLbits [417/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to AlinConstantin's clock.
[12/11/22 12:00:34] SSLbits [8/570] has come upon ZOTTA [216/763] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:24:53 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/12/22 00:54:20] Pinkman [423/871] has come upon SSLbits [201/570] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:14:23 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[12/12/22 00:56:05] Pinkman [149/871] has come upon SSLbits [244/570] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:34:23 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[12/13/22 05:35:53] rs [503/541] has challenged SSLbits [78/570] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:01:39 is removed from rs's clock.
[12/13/22 07:36:21] AlexS [57/513] has challenged SSLbits [114/570] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:09:34 is added to AlexS's clock.
[12/13/22 08:36:36] VonToutCourt [22/1387] has challenged SSLbits [246/570] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:59:16 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[12/13/22 17:01:01] SSLbits had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:02:50 from level 63.
[12/14/22 13:27:04] SSLbits [484/570] has come upon psychoid [30/324] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:24:59 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/15/22 06:54:11] SSLbits was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:47:30 from level 63.
[12/15/22 09:05:38] zgrep [522/625] has come upon SSLbits [434/570] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:21:54 is removed from zgrep's clock.
[12/16/22 02:52:46] gusto [417/594] has challenged SSLbits [228/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:21:48 is removed from gusto's clock.
[12/16/22 05:00:39] kinus, SirBummelz, and Comnenus [711/1740] have team battled Platonides, heisenbug, and SSLbits [599/2074] and won! 0 days, 07:58:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/22 20:52:47] tsr, SSLbits, and Affliction [742/2203] have team battled Puff, achin, and sam [1051/2454] and lost! 1 day, 10:48:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/22 00:57:13] SSLbits [244/570] has come upon Cirdan [344/983] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:32:21 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/20/22 01:33:34] SSLbits [304/570] has come upon bg [815/1114] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:55:57 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/20/22 09:28:41] SSLbits, rs, and washclof [1348/2172] have team battled Destruia, ion, and jacob1 [1423/2628] and lost! 4 days, 18:26:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/22 00:22:24] SSLbits [271/570] has challenged vegadark [265/650] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:27:38 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/21/22 14:29:01] CodeGeek, laama, and MrMagoo [832/2463] have team battled Sombra, SSLbits, and confunctius [799/1904] and won! 1 day, 01:37:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/22 04:10:00] DownAndUp [494/588] has challenged SSLbits [40/570] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from DownAndUp's clock.
[12/22/22 07:12:35] SSLbits got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:03:55 from level 63.
[12/22/22 11:40:14] scumola, nawcom, and CompanionCube [663/2145] have team battled kzootech, SSLbits, and Covid-19 [500/2100] and won! 0 days, 02:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 21:12:34] Nuae, Acolarh, and Koffa [2010/2260] have team battled n0ssh, kptr, and SSLbits [270/1649] and won! 0 days, 10:58:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 08:46:37] SSLbits [549/570] has challenged MetaNova [642/727] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:36:33 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/25/22 12:49:59] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:43:56 towards level 63.
[12/25/22 15:14:11] jjasghar, SSLbits, and aqsd [532/2326] have team battled RussellB, zgrep, and Fenrik [1763/2845] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 23:51:17] spex, ion, and Comnenus [1320/2505] have team battled SSLbits, Matthew, and wollu [969/1289] and won! 0 days, 04:49:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 10:57:50] SSLbits [205/570] has challenged EddieT137 [92/982] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:11:16 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/28/22 09:18:38] SSLbits burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! SSLbits's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/22 02:44:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 8 days, 13:13:39 toward level 63.
[12/29/22 08:28:34] Nuae [269/674] has come upon SSLbits [25/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:16 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[12/29/22 14:01:55] SSLbits [103/565] has come upon Bolded [475/925] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:28:47 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/30/22 08:25:24] solarsparq, Nuae, and ahmubashshir [1014/2230] have team battled cfjk, SSLbits, and JigmeDatse [1678/1920] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/22 14:52:16] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:34:11 towards level 63.
[12/30/22 20:21:23] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:07:20 from level 63.
[12/31/22 05:56:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 8 days, 08:13:36 toward level 63.
[01/01/23 13:32:42] SSLbits [259/565] has come upon cfjk [202/618] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:59:51 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/01/23 23:41:49] Koffa [631/652] has come upon SSLbits [389/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:07:22 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/02/23 02:08:48] SSLbits got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:26:41 from level 63.
[01/03/23 13:20:36] Melon, Silvanus_Betrium, and confunctius [856/2529] have team battled jjasghar, SSLbits, and mordac [549/2201] and won! 0 days, 15:20:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/23 10:58:13] SSLbits [459/565] has come upon crysis [600/771] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:10:41 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/07/23 06:15:40] V [743/868] has challenged SSLbits [411/565] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from V's clock.
[01/07/23 11:56:29] SSLbits [474/565] has come upon Russell [334/1060] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:40:26 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/07/23 17:22:16] SSLbits [478/565] has come upon AlexS [210/512] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:10:38 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/12/23 00:23:37] cadfael [731/792] has challenged SSLbits [432/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:58:25 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[01/12/23 12:46:27] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:57:14 from level 63.
[01/14/23 11:13:56] io, sky, and SSLbits [2001/2581] have team battled Sherpard2, Ungoliant, and shikhin [1117/2372] and won! 0 days, 10:24:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/23 16:38:32] SSLbits [298/565] has challenged Wam [911/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:34 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/14/23 22:26:47] SSLbits, tomhek, and d4n13L [436/1888] have team battled scumola, SirNeo, and AlinConstantin [1585/2139] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/23 16:14:51] SSLbits was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:24 from level 63.
[01/16/23 03:01:27] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:02 towards level 63.
[01/17/23 10:41:52] SSLbits, contyk, and elf [1207/2051] have team battled unicron, Susumurata, and solarsparq [920/2052] and won! 0 days, 00:24:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 12:19:34] SSLbits [12/565] has challenged drahthaar [44/1230] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/18/23 04:01:32] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:01:45 towards level 64.
[01/19/23 16:13:27] SSLbits [27/565] has come upon buzel [370/722] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:56:51 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/19/23 21:56:24] Clarth, anarcat, and SSLbits [779/2119] have team battled Misza, Cockatrice, and gegenschein [2160/3001] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/23 21:13:53] SSLbits [111/565] has challenged Covid-19 [686/926] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:55:58 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/21/23 10:28:54] scumola [62/931] has challenged SSLbits [123/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:03 is added to scumola's clock.
[01/22/23 00:41:37] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:06:24 towards level 64.
[01/22/23 03:32:32] megubyte, ttrs, and wowbagger [1109/1416] have team battled CornFly, magnor, and SSLbits [59/1565] and won! 0 days, 01:04:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/23 09:48:47] Stevland, ufo-piloot, and SSLbits [1394/1954] have team battled Carl, nowz, and Zaratustra [1614/2140] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/23 04:17:21] postikana [24/500] has challenged SSLbits [374/565] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to postikana's clock.
[01/26/23 09:09:02] dyvonna, HeavyPodda, and SSLbits [1227/1933] have team battled ion, jacob1, and Stevland [176/2963] and won! 7 days, 04:16:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/23 04:37:17] SSLbits learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:14:57 towards level 64.
[01/28/23 05:47:45] SSLbits [398/565] has come upon Sherpard2 [102/633] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:22:32 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/28/23 15:10:34] SSLbits [146/565] has challenged Lenny_ [108/553] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:53:19 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/29/23 17:59:43] bg [478/1105] has come upon SSLbits [536/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:55:43 is added to bg's clock.
[01/29/23 18:04:35] soltys [11/993] has come upon SSLbits [48/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:50 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/30/23 06:32:50] SSLbits [499/565] has come upon Drin [51/758] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:39:13 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/30/23 19:29:37] SSLbits [358/565] has come upon Wolf [316/815] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:33:04 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/31/23 04:10:10] washclof [483/1070] has challenged SSLbits [188/565] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:48:37 is removed from washclof's clock.
[01/31/23 11:04:20] gegenschein, TheSilentLink, and yNos [2117/2559] have team battled achin, SSLbits, and Silvanus_Betrium [460/2323] and won! 0 days, 19:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/23 06:34:24] SSLbits sharpened the edge of their weapon! SSLbits's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/23 15:25:25] washclof [668/1070] has come upon SSLbits [63/568] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:41:05 is removed from washclof's clock.
[02/02/23 06:10:07] bg [891/1097] has challenged SSLbits [83/568] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from bg's clock.
[02/02/23 06:50:06] SSLbits got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:12:25 from level 64.
[02/02/23 08:44:26] caeli [59/982] has come upon SSLbits [447/568] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:08:55 is added to caeli's clock.
[02/02/23 10:52:57] SSLbits, Sario, and jaxson [1122/1797] have team battled Dan, DrinkyBird, and zgrep [1880/2522] and lost! 3 days, 13:26:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/23 19:28:05] Notir [488/1102] has challenged SSLbits [493/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:20:02 is added to Notir's clock.
[02/06/23 02:14:08] dyvonna, SSLbits, and tswsl [1959/1980] have team battled Crazycatlady, Arch, and LeD [1723/2035] and won! 1 day, 01:45:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 06:07:11] SSLbits [508/568] has come upon Alarien [567/650] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:03:09 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/07/23 18:53:37] SSLbits set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:26:12 from level 64.
[02/08/23 00:37:30] SSLbits invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:34:04 towards level 64.
[02/08/23 05:40:45] SSLbits got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:27:18 from level 64.
[02/08/23 21:27:27] SSLbits invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:56:02 towards level 64.
[02/09/23 05:54:58] JigmeDatse [323/743] has challenged SSLbits [121/568] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:42:16 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[02/09/23 09:43:32] Finley, Clarth, and mordac [406/1681] have team battled SSLbits, canton7, and Ungoliant [260/2186] and won! 0 days, 03:57:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/23 00:37:39] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:09 towards level 64.
[02/17/23 15:24:54] caeli [192/982] has come upon SSLbits [182/568] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:48:39 is removed from caeli's clock.
[02/20/23 00:45:45] DrinkyBird [912/1122] has challenged SSLbits [38/568] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:37:05 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/20/23 00:55:47] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:15:12 towards level 64.
[02/20/23 11:44:16] kevkev [45/176] has challenged SSLbits [398/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to kevkev's clock.
[02/20/23 21:15:15] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:38 from level 64.
[02/21/23 06:56:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SSLbits with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 22:54:26 from level 64.
[02/22/23 10:18:51] SSLbits [60/568] has come upon AlexS [348/524] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:54:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/22/23 11:05:04] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:20 towards level 64.
[02/22/23 22:40:55] SSLbits [113/568] has come upon allo [558/777] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:07:30 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/23/23 03:23:22] dax [151/256] has challenged SSLbits [166/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to dax's clock.
[02/23/23 15:03:51] SSLbits [206/568] has challenged pfoley [146/769] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:59:20 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/25/23 07:06:56] Crazycatlady [314/736] has come upon SSLbits [92/568] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:00:28 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/28/23 03:10:38] Minus, BastelBot, and hax404 [1643/2128] have team battled GilbertErik, anarcat, and SSLbits [1880/2524] and lost! 1 day, 10:03:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/23 09:59:08] Toaaster [89/99] has challenged SSLbits [406/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to Toaaster's clock.
[02/28/23 12:59:11] StalkR, MetaNova, SSLbits, and LeD have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/23 14:58:06] SSLbits died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:01:35 from level 64.
[03/01/23 00:12:25] kevkev [65/252] has challenged SSLbits [241/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to kevkev's clock.
[03/01/23 02:38:29] Abe, KindOne, Puff, and SSLbits have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/23 01:46:50] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:11 from level 64.
[03/02/23 05:34:35] Paganel [292/1008] has challenged SSLbits [197/568] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:46:51 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[03/03/23 19:10:30] SSLbits got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:31 from level 64.
[03/05/23 10:03:34] confunctius [369/786] has challenged SSLbits [325/568] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:08 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/06/23 01:30:25] ChowderKeg, Crazycatlady, and SSLbits [1264/2170] have team battled TheSilentLink, nowz, and V [1651/2258] and lost! 0 days, 16:42:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/23 19:08:29] SSLbits [433/580] has come upon Forud [460/964] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:15:28 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/07/23 21:47:30] nowz, pwae, and SSLbits [1277/1860] have team battled Kachin, "\@_, and Forud [1659/3154] and lost! 0 days, 12:50:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/23 23:38:58] ahmubashshir, hdm, SSLbits, and Fehu have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/23 15:23:41] Puff, Crazycatlady, and Notir [759/2501] have team battled allo, tscherer, and SSLbits [1104/1729] and lost! 2 days, 05:47:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/23 22:00:34] SSLbits learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:27 towards level 64.
[03/09/23 03:07:32] talisein [529/619] has challenged SSLbits [81/580] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:58:42 is removed from talisein's clock.
[03/09/23 21:08:39] SSLbits grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:30 towards level 64.
[03/10/23 02:25:28] SSLbits grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:13 towards level 64.
[03/10/23 05:21:13] SSLbits [6/580] has challenged particleflux [164/271] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/11/23 05:37:23] SSLbits [460/580] has come upon tomhek [616/826] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:16:49 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/12/23 05:16:03] SSLbits [395/580] has come upon scumola [683/871] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:46:13 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/12/23 06:21:28] theZoMBiE, hdm, and SSLbits [1243/2171] have team battled Destruia, Matthew, and sky [1373/2279] and lost! 2 days, 05:34:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/23 11:20:05] dwfreed, bobvador, and BastelBot [1788/2984] have team battled SSLbits, TauPan, and jaxson [214/2099] and won! 4 days, 22:11:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/23 13:40:39] SSLbits was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:28:27 from level 65.
[03/14/23 03:47:30] nawcom [615/692] has challenged SSLbits [55/580] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[03/14/23 11:54:08] KindOne, gusto, and idleneutral [979/1757] have team battled tmberg, SSLbits, and talisein [1768/1874] and lost! 3 days, 05:00:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 19:05:17] washclof [552/1085] has come upon SSLbits [513/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:38:07 is removed from washclof's clock.
[03/19/23 00:25:57] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:45:21 towards level 65.
[03/19/23 01:10:58] SSLbits [264/580] has challenged idleneutral [360/582] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:02:05 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/19/23 11:13:27] SSLbits discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:30:36 towards level 65.
[03/20/23 08:01:15] SSLbits [325/580] has come upon el [333/699] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:42:44 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/21/23 00:36:31] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:09:44 towards level 65.
[03/21/23 04:30:21] SSLbits [376/580] has come upon Dan [272/549] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:54:16 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/21/23 22:19:27] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:12:28 towards level 65.
[03/22/23 00:25:49] SSLbits [461/580] has challenged CodeGeek [632/1047] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:00:54 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/22/23 14:28:48] SSLbits [525/580] has challenged yano [173/1133] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:57:40 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/22/23 14:28:48] In the fierce battle, yano dropped their level 70 ring! SSLbits picks it up, tossing their old level 46 ring to yano.
[03/24/23 22:47:30] cadfael, alexlehm, and hugga [1743/2331] have team battled linear, thatmint, and SSLbits [1085/1698] and won! 1 day, 04:44:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/23 02:18:55] SSLbits set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:56:44 from level 65.
[03/25/23 02:41:41] SSLbits [562/604] has challenged TheSilentLink [691/873] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:23:23 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/25/23 03:41:54] SSLbits [322/604] has challenged TheSilentLink [652/873] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:41:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/26/23 14:09:42] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:15:01 towards level 65.
[03/27/23 02:16:04] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:43:49 towards level 65.
[03/27/23 18:02:10] xbill, GRIZZLYMAN, and Affliction [615/2134] have team battled Theleveler, SSLbits, and nawcom [472/2162] and won! 1 day, 22:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/23 13:59:19] SSLbits [41/604] has challenged Sario [324/701] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:08:08 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/29/23 04:41:02] Ecko, MadMan, and SSLbits [565/2032] have team battled sc, Kurenai, and thornrag [1947/2462] and lost! 3 days, 17:13:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/23 05:00:18] SSLbits [568/604] has come upon SuzakuMedli [888/1079] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:57:48 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/30/23 13:52:43] TheSilentLink [160/873] has challenged SSLbits [87/604] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/31/23 03:53:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SSLbits with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 01:27:23 from level 65.
[04/01/23 00:13:15] SSLbits, washclof, and Lnk [1171/2506] have team battled VOID, Malvolio, and hdm [63/2178] and won! 2 days, 23:15:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/23 21:10:51] SSLbits found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:45:09 towards level 65.
[04/02/23 16:17:04] Riddla [149/208] has challenged SSLbits [32/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:00 is removed from Riddla's clock.
[04/03/23 00:18:18] SSLbits learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:49:35 from level 65.
[04/03/23 01:09:35] Dan [100/535] has challenged SSLbits [41/604] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from Dan's clock.
[04/03/23 12:04:00] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:37:53 towards level 65.
[04/03/23 18:30:38] MetaNova [552/763] has challenged SSLbits [418/604] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:26:40 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[04/03/23 23:24:41] Zaratustra, Koffa, and V [1433/2383] have team battled Queegly, noex, and SSLbits [108/1292] and won! 4 days, 16:06:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 01:46:54] SSLbits got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:49:47 from level 65.
[04/04/23 06:37:44] JamCow [378/733] has challenged SSLbits [499/604] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to JamCow's clock.
[04/05/23 00:31:54] SSLbits [324/604] has come upon bsleep [494/1313] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:49:58 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/05/23 14:19:11] Cockatrice [181/913] has challenged SSLbits [470/604] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[04/06/23 03:01:07] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:58:38 towards level 65.
[04/07/23 19:51:30] SSLbits [343/604] has challenged Destruia [57/760] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:57:57 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/09/23 01:50:52] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:40:20 towards level 65.
[04/09/23 22:12:13] SSLbits was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:41:15 from level 65.
[04/11/23 03:08:15] SSLbits [580/604] has challenged heisenbug [448/732] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:23:21 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/11/23 03:08:15] SSLbits has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:51:24 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/14/23 11:14:30] Zaratustra, CodeB, and Gorek [1206/2427] have team battled MetaNova, damyan, and SSLbits [649/2098] and won! 0 days, 18:26:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/23 02:33:13] SSLbits [482/604] has come upon SuzakuMedli [194/1112] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:11:42 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/15/23 04:18:55] SSLbits [286/604] has come upon unicron [297/662] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:31:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/16/23 09:21:43] SSLbits [78/617] has come upon dax [416/487] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:49:27 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/16/23 10:59:47] SSLbits found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:08:54 towards level 65.
[04/16/23 22:04:39] postikana, SSLbits, and thatmint [1178/1661] have team battled xbill, Jens, and jjasghar [2061/2730] and lost! 1 day, 17:42:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/23 05:58:45] olsner [190/366] has challenged SSLbits [375/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to olsner's clock.
[04/18/23 17:38:08] SSLbits discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:43:13 towards level 65.
[04/18/23 17:50:59] Pricey [134/504] has challenged SSLbits [10/617] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[04/19/23 18:42:58] bfft, Blohsh, and blabber [452/2250] have team battled SSLbits, Asara, and Dan [665/2013] and lost! 0 days, 10:43:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/23 21:02:24] olsner [341/402] has come upon SSLbits [86/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:20:22 is removed from olsner's clock.
[04/21/23 13:06:11] SSLbits grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:12:51 towards level 65.
[04/21/23 22:30:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 10 days, 23:51:55 toward level 65.
[04/22/23 15:40:31] TheSilentLink [386/876] has come upon SSLbits [618/619] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:11:12 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/23/23 12:13:32] V [725/932] has challenged SSLbits [145/619] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:02:01 is removed from V's clock.
[04/24/23 19:42:52] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:38 towards level 65.
[04/25/23 00:54:23] SSLbits was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:00 from level 65.
[04/25/23 19:25:20] SSLbits [413/619] has challenged Nysdar [436/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:32:03 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/26/23 04:11:42] SSLbits was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:28 from level 65.
[04/26/23 06:22:31] SSLbits, HellSpawn, and caeli [956/2324] have team battled DontEvenPeek, unicron, and SirNeo [932/2029] and won! 0 days, 09:47:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/23 00:03:37] boscage, dax, and GRIZZLYMAN [1057/1272] have team battled bsleep, RussellB, and SSLbits [1330/2914] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/23 17:35:20] Togra [406/677] has challenged SSLbits [494/619] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:21:05 is added to Togra's clock.
[04/29/23 14:49:18] VonToutCourt [1241/1414] has come upon SSLbits [610/619] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:24:44 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[04/30/23 12:16:27] SSLbits invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:21 towards level 65.
[05/01/23 13:17:16] SSLbits stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:16 towards level 65.
[05/03/23 01:36:17] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:27 towards level 65.
[05/05/23 06:35:39] SSLbits [79/619] has come upon CodeGeek [108/1038] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:31:59 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/05/23 06:59:02] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:52 from level 65.
[05/05/23 21:20:58] idlegood [465/770] has come upon SSLbits [425/619] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:27:55 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[05/06/23 11:00:46] Angelina [329/724] has challenged SSLbits [258/619] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:22:43 is removed from Angelina's clock.
[05/06/23 11:26:31] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:25 towards level 65.
[05/06/23 12:48:07] VonToutCourt, Cirdan, and SirBummelz [367/3341] have team battled SSLbits, joes, and fstrelok [1094/1670] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/23 20:07:30] kinus, Thorael, SSLbits, and Sario have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/23 05:37:01] SSLbits [599/658] has challenged thetared [49/333] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:52:09 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/08/23 14:59:02] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:44:08 towards level 66.
[05/10/23 04:10:40] JigmeDatse [274/784] has come upon SSLbits [599/658] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:32:55 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[05/11/23 23:26:23] laama, SSLbits, and Stevland [1216/2647] have team battled Sombra, Tenorman, and EddieT137 [520/3117] and won! 8 days, 02:38:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/23 01:04:42] io, "\@_, and TimWolla [251/3313] have team battled SSLbits, sky, and Drin [1680/2362] and lost! 1 day, 07:36:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/23 03:33:11] SSLbits [342/658] has come upon nawcom [155/909] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:37:51 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/14/23 23:38:12] SSLbits [439/658] has come upon thatmint [526/544] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:43:18 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/15/23 03:09:45] SSLbits [99/658] has come upon Finley [485/661] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:44:22 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/16/23 18:58:23] Acolarh [54/984] has challenged SSLbits [656/658] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[05/17/23 07:42:59] confunctius [701/996] has challenged SSLbits [313/658] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/18/23 17:35:48] SSLbits [1/658] has come upon tmberg [173/686] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:42:33 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/20/23 09:28:14] UnSubset [128/146] has challenged SSLbits [642/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to UnSubset's clock.
[05/22/23 00:42:57] SSLbits [224/658] has come upon thatmint [102/546] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:34:23 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/26/23 03:01:53] confunctius, SSLbits, and scumola [252/2559] have team battled noex, thornrag, and medivh [547/1569] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/23 13:56:17] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:48 towards level 66.
[05/26/23 15:52:13] SSLbits was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:47:13 from level 66.
[05/27/23 16:04:01] SSLbits was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:37:23 from level 66.
[05/27/23 18:34:56] DrinkyBird [56/1237] has challenged SSLbits [178/658] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/01/23 10:45:07] SSLbits [151/658] has challenged Andrio [61/640] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:17:22 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/02/23 12:42:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 10 days, 11:52:20 toward level 66.
[06/03/23 13:17:32] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:53 towards level 66.
[06/03/23 23:01:37] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:44 towards level 66.
[06/05/23 05:51:41] SSLbits, enteral, and A_Dragon [1932/2685] have team battled Daikojun, Garg, and allo [307/1563] and won! 0 days, 14:53:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/23 07:19:44] pwae, dwfreed, and Blohsh [2287/2405] have team battled KindOne, yano, and SSLbits [1072/2012] and won! 0 days, 01:55:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/23 12:27:21] Garg [75/235] has challenged SSLbits [573/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/06/23 17:53:01] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:22 towards level 66.
[06/07/23 08:51:33] SSLbits invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:39 towards level 66.
[06/07/23 23:58:09] Przemek, thornrag, and SSLbits [696/1956] have team battled scumola, eising, and pants [534/2880] and won! 0 days, 00:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/23 00:07:48] cadfael, "\@_, and Techman [2015/3078] have team battled Zed_Spiker, gildarts, and SSLbits [1861/2021] and won! 0 days, 11:29:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/23 11:11:12] SSLbits [599/658] has challenged scumola [216/910] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:18:09 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/08/23 22:51:26] dyvonna [571/1054] has come upon SSLbits [629/658] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:11:44 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[06/09/23 14:01:10] SSLbits [48/658] has come upon freeboson [804/994] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:33:56 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/10/23 04:38:05] Bolded [307/1004] has challenged SSLbits [288/658] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:46:43 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[06/10/23 11:23:11] apb [683/936] has challenged SSLbits [226/658] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:38:13 is removed from apb's clock.
[06/11/23 08:35:19] CodeGeek, GilbertErik, and pants [1933/3040] have team battled SSLbits, Gangsterish, and damyan [989/1897] and won! 2 days, 17:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/23 14:16:44] SSLbits [64/658] has challenged Abe [77/616] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/12/23 17:43:57] SSLbits bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:44:17 towards level 67.
[06/14/23 17:09:49] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:58 towards level 67.
[06/14/23 19:32:23] SSLbits was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:11:09 from level 67.
[06/16/23 03:55:14] SSLbits [235/665] has come upon Gorek [384/1061] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:02:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/17/23 04:00:30] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:07:11 towards level 67.
[06/17/23 23:24:22] SSLbits [350/665] has come upon Aksej [949/951] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:27:58 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/19/23 01:09:10] SSLbits [535/665] has come upon ZOTTA [310/834] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:45:25 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/19/23 11:22:20] SSLbits, Fenrik, and Ganonk [1188/2510] have team battled Puff, gideonstar, and Carl [1552/1851] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/23 21:33:34] krustenkaese [205/646] has challenged SSLbits [359/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:32 is added to krustenkaese's clock.
[06/20/23 22:43:10] Silvanus_Betrium [554/1058] has challenged SSLbits [170/665] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:47:45 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[06/20/23 22:43:10] Silvanus_Betrium has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 8 days, 13:01:25 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/21/23 12:39:35] SSLbits found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:40:53 towards level 67.
[06/22/23 06:07:28] SSLbits [448/665] has come upon Abe [356/616] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:24:46 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/22/23 22:26:11] SSLbits, Forud, and nya [2156/2885] have team battled olsner, Kurenai, and el [943/2597] and won! 1 day, 21:12:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/23 00:03:23] TheSilentLink [619/893] has challenged SSLbits [343/665] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/23/23 14:01:08] ahmubashshir [441/688] has challenged SSLbits [530/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:29:03 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[06/23/23 14:03:33] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:14:01 towards level 67.
[06/23/23 22:03:21] soygirl [422/438] has challenged SSLbits [533/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:17 is added to soygirl's clock.
[06/25/23 15:40:44] SSLbits EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:56:02 from level 67.
[06/27/23 08:24:11] SSLbits learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:25:36 towards level 67.
[06/28/23 06:33:18] SSLbits [321/665] has challenged Destruia [162/754] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:23:45 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/01/23 09:59:59] SSLbits [7/665] has come upon h00k [36/528] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:53:42 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/03/23 23:28:14] SSLbits invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:01 towards level 67.
[07/04/23 17:31:20] SSLbits [529/665] has come upon dbx12 [617/757] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:43:09 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/04/23 20:12:32] gusto [75/679] has challenged SSLbits [66/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:27:16 is removed from gusto's clock.
[07/06/23 18:02:42] SSLbits [459/665] has come upon aqsd [269/766] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:32:20 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/07/23 17:28:54] SSLbits [101/665] has challenged pyre [521/817] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:46:43 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/08/23 03:13:45] drahthaar, Kachin, and vegadark [2334/2648] have team battled SSLbits, Thorael, and brycec [501/2639] and won! 3 days, 20:34:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/23 08:20:50] Romero [71/80] has challenged SSLbits [362/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Romero's clock.
[07/08/23 16:34:17] ZOTTA [428/834] has challenged SSLbits [33/665] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:45:22 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[07/09/23 05:36:31] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:01 towards level 67.
[07/09/23 06:46:30] SSLbits was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:01:24 from level 67.
[07/09/23 15:00:44] SSLbits [193/665] has come upon Kachin [435/1024] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:18:44 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/10/23 14:45:10] SSLbits [151/665] has challenged solarsparq [422/725] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:51:45 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/13/23 01:51:25] SSLbits [362/665] has challenged StalkR [254/1015] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:11:36 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/13/23 12:31:47] SSLbits discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:12:58 towards level 67.
[07/15/23 16:48:42] aqsd, Kachin, and signofzeta [2304/2805] have team battled TheSilentLink, SSLbits, and Cirdan [2495/2652] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/23 12:37:17] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:57 towards level 67.
[07/17/23 10:00:55] Destruia, dbx12, and SSLbits [501/2173] have team battled "\@_, CodeGeek, and Lenny_ [2444/3491] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/23 07:23:33] SSLbits [164/665] has come upon Fenrik [42/1216] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:14:53 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/21/23 14:17:31] SSLbits [648/667] has challenged alexlehm [528/822] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:29:28 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/22/23 19:28:29] Techman, damyan, and tass [1295/2329] have team battled kinus, SSLbits, and CompanionCube [2004/2308] and lost! 1 day, 06:03:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/23 01:37:07] SSLbits was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:35:02 from level 68.
[07/26/23 12:17:51] SSLbits was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:44:06 from level 68.
[07/27/23 17:58:22] cadfael, HeavyPodda, SSLbits, and thornrag have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/23 18:28:31] buzel, TimeWarp, and bookworm [145/2169] have team battled SSLbits, _sh, and KindOne [242/2213] and lost! 2 days, 01:31:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/23 09:13:49] SSLbits [658/667] has challenged happymeal [61/434] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:34:08 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/28/23 09:13:49] SSLbits has dealt happymeal a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:47:57 is added to happymeal's clock.
[07/30/23 00:29:39] SSLbits [663/667] has come upon Ankhers [707/726] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:25:27 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/30/23 12:06:18] bfft [59/858] has come upon SSLbits [659/667] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:43:15 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/31/23 09:56:05] Kritzefitz, dyvonna, and Zed_Spiker [651/2849] have team battled TheSilentLink, SSLbits, and adamus1red [254/2560] and won! 2 days, 09:56:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/23 10:30:19] scornn [15/445] has challenged SSLbits [469/667] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:05:46 is added to scornn's clock.
[08/02/23 23:13:31] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:35:36 towards level 68.
[08/03/23 02:36:05] SSLbits [639/667] has come upon Reilly [813/890] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:07:00 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/04/23 09:53:00] SSLbits [129/667] has challenged ramdac [246/471] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:46:33 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/06/23 00:42:11] CompanionCube [177/558] has come upon SSLbits [367/667] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:20:55 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[08/06/23 00:57:27] SSLbits had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:46:48 from level 68.
[08/06/23 12:01:38] "\@_, blabber, and Carl [528/3253] have team battled el, Omega, and SSLbits [1357/2396] and lost! 6 days, 21:38:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/23 00:17:39] boscage [492/807] has challenged SSLbits [423/667] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from boscage's clock.
[08/07/23 16:11:23] sc [332/1117] has challenged SSLbits [629/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:43 is added to sc's clock.
[08/07/23 20:13:14] TimeWarp [359/802] has come upon SSLbits [332/667] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:42:04 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[08/09/23 06:11:49] SSLbits, boscage, and Cockatrice [1764/2390] have team battled confunctius, jacob1, and Lnk [1501/2536] and won! 2 days, 14:14:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/23 02:00:13] shikhin, idleneutral, SSLbits, and alephnull have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/23 10:29:51] SSLbits discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:30 towards level 68.
[08/11/23 13:47:50] Celediel [15/221] has challenged SSLbits [60/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Celediel's clock.
[08/12/23 01:24:34] SSLbits [30/667] has come upon jayvee [245/694] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:01:18 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/12/23 14:39:11] Kachin [43/1032] has challenged SSLbits [586/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:40:38 is added to Kachin's clock.
[08/13/23 01:58:39] SSLbits [455/667] has come upon gildarts [758/873] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:40:01 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/13/23 12:12:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 13 days, 23:08:40 toward level 68.
[08/13/23 12:24:11] SSLbits learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:39:49 from level 68.
[08/14/23 23:07:50] SSLbits [65/667] has come upon Cockatrice [503/916] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:47:36 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/17/23 02:20:59] Ungoliant [663/764] has come upon SSLbits [23/667] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:10:11 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[08/17/23 13:09:37] gegenschein [982/1031] has come upon SSLbits [242/667] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 03:55:29 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[08/18/23 08:56:16] SSLbits [140/667] has come upon nathan [339/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:41 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/18/23 20:13:48] SSLbits [79/667] has challenged kptr [529/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:49 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/19/23 03:15:26] Cirdan [300/1047] has challenged SSLbits [591/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:14:30 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[08/19/23 13:01:10] SSLbits [300/667] has challenged TheSilentLink [927/961] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/20/23 07:52:34] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:20:50 towards level 69.
[08/21/23 14:05:09] Theleveler [461/883] has challenged SSLbits [282/675] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:30:08 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[08/21/23 22:14:28] io, drahthaar, and dwfreed [1384/3219] have team battled jacob1, Chuck, and SSLbits [717/2272] and won! 6 days, 00:03:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/23 18:49:25] SSLbits was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:52:58 from level 69.
[08/27/23 18:22:47] Tenedos, SSLbits, and bfft [914/2115] have team battled signofzeta, Stevland, and elf [2960/3101] and lost! 1 day, 01:10:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/23 08:08:39] bobvador [758/1090] has challenged SSLbits [342/675] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:01:58 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[08/28/23 19:17:14] Acolarh [191/768] has come upon SSLbits [409/675] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:15:38 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[08/29/23 00:01:13] SSLbits [337/675] has come upon idleneutral [184/644] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:10:56 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/31/23 09:21:47] SSLbits [127/675] has come upon kenyon [822/1194] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:00:09 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/01/23 10:31:22] SSLbits [289/684] has come upon SirNeo [120/773] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:53:37 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/02/23 22:20:52] SSLbits invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:21:15 towards level 69.
[09/04/23 16:58:13] SSLbits, ahmubashshir, and cornfeedhobo [1877/2026] have team battled tswsl, Minus, and shikhin [857/2434] and won! 1 day, 12:36:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/23 03:41:54] rawgreaze [589/1002] has come upon SSLbits [622/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:38:26 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[09/05/23 20:22:37] Bolded [749/998] has come upon SSLbits [300/684] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:58:34 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[09/06/23 16:56:01] SSLbits ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:56:52 from level 69.
[09/06/23 19:05:34] SSLbits [375/684] has come upon adamus1red [223/941] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:21:16 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/07/23 08:58:26] SSLbits [557/684] has come upon MetaNova [526/735] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:35:23 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/08/23 08:36:20] SSLbits stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:03:49 towards level 69.
[09/08/23 09:54:57] tmberg, u4ia, and Beefcan [193/2290] have team battled SSLbits, Platonides, and Omega [448/2719] and lost! 1 day, 01:56:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/23 12:27:30] noex [103/470] has challenged SSLbits [152/808] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:45:30 is added to noex's clock.
[09/12/23 02:52:02] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:53:14 from level 69.
[09/12/23 16:59:01] Tabmow [214/919] has come upon SSLbits [615/808] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:34:53 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[09/12/23 20:23:46] SSLbits got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:13:23 from level 69.
[09/12/23 22:48:17] SSLbits misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:45:55 from level 69.
[09/13/23 15:13:15] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:28:24 towards level 69.
[09/13/23 15:32:11] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:31:42 from level 69.
[09/14/23 06:33:29] SSLbits, blabber, and kptr [1216/2576] have team battled bookworm, damyan, and medivh [732/2088] and won! 0 days, 21:50:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/23 14:18:41] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:10 towards level 69.
[09/14/23 17:45:13] ColonelPanic001 [165/265] has challenged SSLbits [71/808] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:48 is removed from ColonelPanic001's clock.
[09/15/23 11:54:45] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:38:21 from level 69.
[09/16/23 02:33:59] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:55:06 from level 69.
[09/16/23 03:51:42] TheSilentLink, Gorek, and idlegood [1363/2767] have team battled Nuae, kptr, and SSLbits [249/2306] and won! 0 days, 17:35:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/23 16:29:39] SSLbits [425/808] has come upon Yarosh [444/533] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:35:48 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/19/23 17:42:43] SSLbits [334/808] has come upon adamus1red [142/944] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:14:09 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/21/23 15:57:11] Bolded [482/998] has challenged SSLbits [506/808] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:47:34 is added to Bolded's clock.
[09/21/23 17:09:39] SSLbits lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:09:58 from level 69.
[09/22/23 12:25:40] adamus1red, Wolf, and cornfeedhobo [498/2525] have team battled Rayke, SSLbits, and Sombra [216/2294] and won! 1 day, 02:53:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/23 01:18:28] d4n13L [375/631] has come upon SSLbits [526/808] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:37:52 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[09/26/23 04:09:03] SSLbits [570/808] has come upon Gorek [982/1053] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:07:48 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/27/23 05:28:30] SSLbits [707/808] has challenged Bluedog [174/918] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:43:10 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/27/23 05:28:30] In the fierce battle, Bluedog dropped their level 50 pair of gloves! SSLbits picks it up, tossing their old level 35 pair of gloves to Bluedog.
[10/01/23 22:34:32] SSLbits discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:55 towards level 69.
[10/03/23 04:50:27] dbx12, Kritzefitz, and blabber [338/3105] have team battled SSLbits, Nuae, and Ankhers [1631/2537] and lost! 2 days, 03:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/23 09:50:17] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:46 towards level 69.
[11/04/23 20:13:05] SSLbits [434/823] has challenged signofzeta [804/1065] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:59 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/07/23 02:07:01] SSLbits [518/823] has challenged io [446/1190] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:19:01 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/07/23 23:30:26] caeli, ion, and Lenny_ [79/2943] have team battled Aksej, SSLbits, and idleneutral [500/2350] and lost! 0 days, 20:10:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/23 17:16:19] GilbertErik, Zaratustra, and nya [810/2687] have team battled insidesources, Tangles, and SSLbits [587/2258] and won! 0 days, 16:31:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 19:07:54] SSLbits [169/823] has come upon Nysdar [260/1111] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:36:12 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/10/23 08:46:13] SSLbits [608/823] has challenged Omega [7/1051] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:36:00 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/10/23 13:32:30] SSLbits [699/823] has come upon ZOTTA [438/1071] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:49:59 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/10/23 15:55:36] SSLbits, heisenbug, and Tangles [974/2545] have team battled unicron, tsr, and GilbertErik [1034/2382] and lost! 0 days, 07:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/23 00:50:06] SSLbits [50/823] has challenged Aksej [718/1091] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:54:05 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/11/23 20:54:55] SSLbits [329/823] has challenged roosterphant [93/452] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:25:13 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/12/23 22:48:49] SSLbits [158/823] has come upon Bluedog [39/885] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:53:35 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/13/23 11:03:54] SSLbits [726/823] has challenged caeli [500/937] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:04:28 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/14/23 19:09:09] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:19 towards level 70.
[11/15/23 18:17:16] SSLbits [358/823] has challenged blabber [706/1197] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:31:07 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/18/23 12:26:25] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:48 towards level 70.
[11/18/23 22:35:54] SSLbits stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:41 towards level 70.
[11/19/23 22:57:34] Celediel, spex, and Lenny_ [1265/2670] have team battled SSLbits, CornFly, and allo [2371/2624] and lost! 1 day, 13:19:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/23 06:01:04] SSLbits [151/823] has come upon tmberg [664/1123] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:37:47 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/21/23 13:55:22] Puff, Khorne, and SSLbits [2495/2502] have team battled dodecahedron, nya, and Destruia [726/2300] and won! 2 days, 15:36:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/23 02:31:33] slim, Minus, and SSLbits [2501/2758] have team battled tomhek, VonToutCourt, and dyvonna [3158/3513] and lost! 1 day, 02:58:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/23 15:32:48] sco1 [34/324] has challenged SSLbits [788/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to sco1's clock.
[11/26/23 11:02:29] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:50 towards level 70.
[11/26/23 12:51:41] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:44 towards level 70.
[11/27/23 14:28:10] SSLbits [705/823] has challenged jayvee [262/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:58:34 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/28/23 04:31:46] SSLbits [577/823] has challenged Lilith [554/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:04:01 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/28/23 20:53:01] SSLbits bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:22 towards level 70.
[11/28/23 21:39:00] DrinkyBird [505/1237] has challenged SSLbits [89/823] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:38:19 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/28/23 22:16:46] yano [3/893] has come upon SSLbits [803/823] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:42:57 is added to yano's clock.
[11/29/23 01:56:12] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:17 towards level 70.
[11/30/23 19:47:36] SSLbits had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:47 from level 70.
[11/30/23 22:40:20] SSLbits [350/825] has challenged <keepmyshirt> [32/40] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:47:08 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/01/23 06:27:35] Nysdar, CornFly, and dbx12 [1929/2930] have team battled ZOTTA, t3chn0, and SSLbits [726/3102] and won! 0 days, 07:22:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/23 12:48:50] Lnk, GilbertErik, and SSLbits [2408/2466] have team battled solarsparq, Aksej, and hugga [3/2719] and won! 5 days, 05:10:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/23 05:33:32] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:45:27 towards level 71.
[12/04/23 05:34:47] SSLbits [558/825] has come upon CornFly [699/971] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:37:08 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/04/23 10:31:34] Asara [719/905] has come upon SSLbits [254/825] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:10:19 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/04/23 20:37:28] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:02:55 towards level 71.
[12/05/23 05:10:00] CodeGeek, io, and SSLbits [2731/3243] have team battled nickware, roosterphant, and HellSpawn [792/1748] and won! 1 day, 08:40:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/23 08:37:28] SSLbits bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:27:10 from level 71.
[12/07/23 23:55:17] IFireflyl [428/755] has come upon SSLbits [758/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:52 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[12/08/23 20:39:37] misha [153/906] has challenged SSLbits [366/825] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:03:03 is added to misha's clock.
[12/08/23 23:27:15] SSLbits lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:05:59 from level 71.
[12/10/23 06:48:17] SSLbits [490/825] has challenged t3chn0 [378/1022] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:52:58 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/10/23 15:12:53] sco1 [186/362] has challenged SSLbits [296/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to sco1's clock.
[12/12/23 19:12:49] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:17:23 towards level 71.
[12/14/23 09:53:16] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:06:57 towards level 71.
[12/14/23 09:56:58] SSLbits [254/828] has come upon freeboson [202/1028] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:35:46 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/14/23 18:57:48] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:06 towards level 71.
[12/14/23 23:24:33] _sh, thornrag, and SSLbits [1042/2563] have team battled ZOTTA, Wam, and bookworm [690/3246] and won! 1 day, 07:42:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/23 02:22:16] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:20 towards level 71.
[12/16/23 03:23:52] SSLbits [289/828] has challenged EddieT137 [734/1086] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:22:51 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/17/23 05:46:22] Thorael, SSLbits, Kachin, and dbx12 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/23 10:56:50] SSLbits [239/828] has come upon jjasghar [1059/1116] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:29:37 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[12/19/23 17:20:43] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:38 towards level 71.
[12/20/23 12:50:07] SSLbits [752/828] has challenged OobSaco [129/523] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:35:27 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/21/23 01:23:10] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:00 towards level 71.
[12/21/23 15:16:04] SSLbits [609/828] has come upon unicron [442/899] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:23:29 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/24/23 22:31:16] SSLbits [487/828] has come upon canton7 [132/862] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:16:45 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/25/23 16:29:48] Pinkman [757/906] has challenged SSLbits [785/828] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:30:00 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[12/25/23 21:37:06] SSLbits learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:57 towards level 71.
[12/26/23 07:35:54] Platonides [21/697] has challenged SSLbits [233/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:02:34 is added to Platonides's clock.
[12/26/23 21:21:24] SSLbits [610/828] has challenged ColonelPanic001 [93/621] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:05:02 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/27/23 04:56:42] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:30 towards level 72.
[12/27/23 14:04:37] Kachin [18/1052] has come upon SSLbits [217/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:12 is added to Kachin's clock.
[12/28/23 08:59:25] SSLbits [257/842] has come upon idleneutral [236/650] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:52:56 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/28/23 13:54:12] SSLbits [482/842] has challenged HeavyPodda [95/949] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:06:09 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[12/29/23 11:03:10] sc [323/1195] has come upon SSLbits [582/842] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:23:39 is added to sc's clock.
[12/29/23 11:47:24] SSLbits got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:56:12 from level 72.
[01/01/24 11:35:07] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:47:49 from level 72.
[01/02/24 23:33:51] sco1 [107/389] has challenged SSLbits [347/842] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:36 is added to sco1's clock.
[01/03/24 20:20:44] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:52:25 towards level 72.
[01/04/24 02:28:34] zbe, SSLbits, and DividedByZero [946/2650] have team battled tswsl, fstrelok, and freeboson [2176/2569] and lost! 0 days, 12:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/24 06:22:38] gildarts [680/828] has challenged SSLbits [718/842] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to gildarts's clock.
[01/05/24 14:33:35] rawgreaze, tomhek, and wille [1306/3025] have team battled ChowderKeg, SSLbits, and drahthaar [231/2366] and won! 0 days, 06:08:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/24 15:06:34] SSLbits was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:19:48 from level 72.
[01/08/24 03:40:35] Acolarh, yano, and Chuck [1031/2366] have team battled Dex, Tenorman, and SSLbits [513/1950] and won! 1 day, 08:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/24 07:15:13] SSLbits [664/842] has challenged tass [294/722] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:57:09 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/09/24 12:02:02] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:46:43 towards level 72.
[01/10/24 10:27:00] SSLbits [111/845] has come upon MadMan [477/575] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:03:33 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/12/24 02:20:45] crysis, happymeal, and Abe [2058/2082] have team battled SSLbits, nathan, and dbx12 [2126/2606] and lost! 3 days, 19:43:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/24 08:33:47] SSLbits [59/845] has challenged elf [875/1017] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:35:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/12/24 17:24:33] A_Dragon, Minus, and Mat [17/3020] have team battled SSLbits, Cockatrice, and Acolarh [2318/2542] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/24 06:13:43] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:46:29 towards level 72.
[01/13/24 07:39:18] SSLbits [210/845] has challenged olsner [280/911] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:32:25 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/13/24 17:00:57] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:55:49 from level 72.
[01/15/24 00:49:09] crysis [30/959] has challenged SSLbits [397/845] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:15:19 is added to crysis's clock.
[01/15/24 02:09:54] PanamaCity3003 [171/210] has challenged SSLbits [674/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to PanamaCity3003's clock.
[01/16/24 07:07:12] SSLbits, sky, and Tabmow [2533/2768] have team battled blobdog, KindOne, and Abe [103/1820] and won! 4 days, 04:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/24 22:13:46] Platonides, gendish, and DividedByZero [991/1584] have team battled scumola, SSLbits, and boscage [233/2104] and won! 0 days, 12:30:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/24 22:54:08] StalkR, DividedByZero, and SSLbits [1529/2355] have team battled Zed_Spiker, bsleep, and insidesources [755/2933] and won! 1 day, 20:23:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/24 17:59:46] soltys [389/1079] has come upon SSLbits [173/845] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:23:45 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/18/24 06:35:38] dwfreed, pfoley, and TimeWarp [2230/3023] have team battled SSLbits, Tabmow, and happymeal [370/2255] and won! 1 day, 11:08:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/24 13:49:53] Kayn [2/4] has challenged SSLbits [469/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to Kayn's clock.
[01/19/24 01:40:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 2 days, 10:09:53 toward level 72.
[01/19/24 10:01:58] SSLbits was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:39 towards level 72.
[01/19/24 15:41:54] SSLbits, DontEvenPeek, and Sario [669/2772] have team battled gildarts, apb, and idleevil [2996/3011] and lost! 1 day, 16:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/24 07:30:11] SSLbits [565/861] has come upon Thorael [594/658] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:06:47 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/22/24 20:53:22] SSLbits lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:17:15 from level 72.
[01/23/24 14:09:38] SSLbits set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:58 from level 72.
[01/23/24 20:21:57] SSLbits [752/861] has come upon Celediel [307/592] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:41:24 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/24/24 16:15:29] grangerstranger [492/577] has come upon SSLbits [87/861] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:31:54 is removed from grangerstranger's clock.
[01/24/24 17:37:16] justpink, Wolf, and SSLbits [160/2104] have team battled Puff, JigmeDatse, and V [1354/2673] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/24 20:36:56] SSLbits discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:13 towards level 72.
[01/27/24 20:05:25] CompanionCube [190/621] has challenged SSLbits [697/861] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:32:53 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[01/27/24 20:31:01] SSLbits [40/861] has come upon happymeal [298/491] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:36 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/28/24 00:06:30] SSLbits [621/861] has challenged Affliction [409/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:26 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/29/24 19:36:11] SSLbits [7/861] has challenged TimWolla [117/1043] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:57:50 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/31/24 09:30:23] SSLbits [122/861] has come upon TimWolla [199/1043] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:15:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/31/24 18:17:48] SSLbits [320/861] has come upon adamus1red [590/966] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 11:35:52 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/31/24 19:57:37] SSLbits [497/861] has come upon Asara [354/870] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 23:05:34 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/31/24 20:54:21] ColonelPanic001 [685/859] has come upon SSLbits [196/861] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:04:17 is removed from ColonelPanic001's clock.
[02/04/24 22:15:47] CornFly, Aksej, and SSLbits [957/2967] have team battled Sario, philipp__, and opcode [1948/2100] and lost! 7 days, 01:28:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/24 07:57:41] bookworm [802/885] has challenged SSLbits [163/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:20:35 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[02/05/24 09:18:40] pacer [143/192] has challenged SSLbits [434/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to pacer's clock.
[02/05/24 19:06:27] thatmint, SSLbits, and Kritzefitz [1420/2914] have team battled Xenthys, el, and jjasghar [1092/2865] and won! 3 days, 06:51:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 02:14:08] SSLbits [115/861] has challenged Feras [578/605] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:43:31 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/08/24 18:19:04] SSLbits [455/861] has challenged gusto [625/840] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:31:37 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/09/24 14:30:47] SSLbits got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:25:04 from level 73.
[02/10/24 00:06:11] damyan, Acolarh, SSLbits, and EddieT137 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/24 03:58:38] SSLbits was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:37:19 towards level 73.
[02/10/24 12:29:21] SSLbits [422/861] has challenged hdm [173/1009] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:41:56 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/11/24 05:33:39] SSLbits [439/861] has challenged elf [756/1017] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:50:16 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/11/24 06:50:32] laama, anarcat, and SSLbits [1247/3146] have team battled HollowWasp, Aksej, and fstrelok [1026/2427] and won! 0 days, 15:44:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/24 20:45:08] style, gildarts, and alexlehm [163/2351] have team battled SSLbits, chadgpt, and fstrelok [817/2093] and lost! 0 days, 15:41:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/24 14:34:54] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:49:10 towards level 73.
[02/16/24 10:04:52] nya [17/793] has challenged SSLbits [167/861] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:02:47 is added to nya's clock.
[02/16/24 13:05:35] SSLbits [738/861] has challenged caeli [453/862] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:30:16 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/16/24 21:53:29] csc, SSLbits, and Dex [1061/1674] have team battled Pinkman, Misza, and GilbertErik [922/2801] and won! 0 days, 02:48:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/24 00:06:45] SSLbits, Soulwhisper, and zbe [1740/2497] have team battled signofzeta, BastelBot, and TimWolla [402/3040] and won! 0 days, 05:27:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/24 09:48:43] SSLbits [306/861] has come upon TheSilentLink [14/1052] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:36:02 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/18/24 11:00:00] SSLbits bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:08:21 towards level 73.
[02/18/24 21:00:54] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:55:31 towards level 73.
[02/19/24 00:28:27] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:57:03 from level 73.
[02/19/24 02:53:20] SSLbits stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:51:32 towards level 73.
[02/21/24 14:02:31] SSLbits found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:31:25 towards level 73.
[02/22/24 05:50:27] CaptainS122 [193/379] has challenged SSLbits [163/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:03 is removed from CaptainS122's clock.
[02/22/24 05:50:27] CaptainS122 has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:18:03 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/22/24 12:38:20] SSLbits [574/861] has challenged Nehi [15/196] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:38:46 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/22/24 15:06:35] SSLbits [525/861] has come upon BastelBot [206/847] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:27:50 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[02/22/24 21:40:40] jjasghar [372/1155] has challenged SSLbits [858/861] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:16:30 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[02/22/24 23:11:43] Sario [726/1001] has come upon SSLbits [545/861] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:09:51 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/24/24 03:12:55] Acolarh, Dex, and drahthaar [455/2347] have team battled alexlehm, SSLbits, and Wolf [914/2755] and lost! 1 day, 01:58:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/24 00:30:16] bfft, Stevland, and jacob1 [1485/3144] have team battled wowbagger, Cockroach, and SSLbits [448/2260] and won! 0 days, 01:04:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/24 18:52:25] Omega, pyre, and SSLbits [2825/2973] have team battled Varjatticus, jacquesssss, and nowz [1673/1737] and won! 2 days, 21:10:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/24 20:16:11] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:16 towards level 73.
[03/01/24 10:13:25] Sario, brycec, and Cockroach [950/2892] have team battled CompanionCube, JigmeDatse, and SSLbits [514/2338] and won! 0 days, 05:01:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 20:36:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 1 day, 12:57:11 toward level 73.
[03/01/24 22:43:45] hax404 [484/649] has come upon SSLbits [84/861] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 16:46:06 is removed from hax404's clock.
[03/02/24 22:00:17] SSLbits bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:40 towards level 73.
[03/03/24 06:14:28] SSLbits [543/861] has come upon adamus1red [299/961] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:28:41 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/03/24 18:35:46] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:28:00 from level 73.
[03/04/24 01:51:01] \dev\ice [293/938] has come upon SSLbits [645/861] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:45:14 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[03/04/24 09:01:50] Brocker [43/319] has challenged SSLbits [458/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Brocker's clock.
[03/04/24 15:22:19] SSLbits bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:44 towards level 73.
[03/04/24 18:17:17] hugga [813/960] has come upon SSLbits [24/861] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:22:51 is removed from hugga's clock.
[03/04/24 19:58:08] SSLbits [250/861] has come upon Thorael [361/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:39:19 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/05/24 08:33:47] chadgpt [300/372] has challenged SSLbits [158/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:16:01 is removed from chadgpt's clock.
[03/05/24 22:45:46] SSLbits [740/861] has challenged TheSilentLink [262/1045] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/07/24 15:22:39] sc [639/1182] has challenged SSLbits [77/861] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:43:49 is removed from sc's clock.
[03/08/24 00:42:12] TheSilentLink, SSLbits, and elf [2730/2733] have team battled Neil, Thorael, and hugga [115/2445] and won! 2 days, 14:10:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/24 13:47:26] JackyB [256/776] has come upon SSLbits [284/861] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:00:09 is added to JackyB's clock.
[03/10/24 08:53:27] opcode, SSLbits, and cfjk [1266/2340] have team battled Techman, vegadark, and nya [426/2741] and won! 2 days, 22:56:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/24 23:18:37] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:07:51 towards level 74.
[03/13/24 19:25:37] anarcat [267/1325] has come upon SSLbits [176/861] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:00:23 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[03/13/24 21:36:08] SSLbits [783/861] has challenged nya [662/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:36:01 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/14/24 02:03:45] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:59:43 towards level 74.
[03/14/24 11:13:55] SSLbits grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:52:39 towards level 74.
[03/14/24 13:18:45] Frosty [30/136] has challenged SSLbits [176/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to Frosty's clock.
[03/14/24 17:54:24] ChowderKeg [66/557] has challenged SSLbits [510/861] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:04:03 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[03/14/24 18:00:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 10 days, 00:38:00 toward level 74.
[03/14/24 19:34:10] SSLbits [380/861] has come upon Gorek [777/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:42:41 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/15/24 10:52:22] Asara, Kody, and caeli [691/2268] have team battled OobSaco, RussellB, and SSLbits [1434/2456] and lost! 5 days, 06:33:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/24 20:40:27] SSLbits sharpened the edge of their weapon! SSLbits's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/24 02:28:20] kevkev, SSLbits, and aqsd [1891/2206] have team battled freeboson, CompanionCube, and Koffa [247/2739] and won! 1 day, 12:44:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/24 11:42:26] SSLbits [682/877] has come upon BastelBot [90/847] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:53:20 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/17/24 23:00:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 0 days, 07:52:41 toward level 74.
[03/19/24 15:18:21] sc [1015/1182] has come upon SSLbits [389/877] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:39:59 is removed from sc's clock.
[03/21/24 00:40:40] Nuae, dbx12, and SSLbits [2358/2941] have team battled DontEvenPeek, scornn, and Gorek [1859/2508] and won! 0 days, 15:12:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/24 04:24:16] Zaratustra, SSLbits, and keepermurph [947/2055] have team battled Thorael, Forud, and hax404 [845/2364] and won! 0 days, 06:37:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/24 17:52:09] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:14 towards level 74.
[03/23/24 00:42:44] Nehi [340/368] has challenged SSLbits [761/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Nehi's clock.
[03/23/24 05:42:20] SSLbits [125/906] has challenged yang [455/520] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:30:20 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/23/24 19:09:17] SSLbits [709/906] has come upon Thorael [500/682] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 20:05:05 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/24/24 13:43:24] jaxson, vectr0n, and Kurenai [1974/2740] have team battled TimeWarp, SSLbits, and zifnab06 [1714/2407] and won! 0 days, 23:08:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/24 21:17:08] jacquesssss, fork, and SSLbits [260/1965] have team battled Wilson, Omega, and Butch [157/2168] and won! 1 day, 01:15:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/24 09:32:37] SSLbits [66/906] has come upon Neil [259/838] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:30:55 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/27/24 17:11:42] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:20 towards level 75.
[03/29/24 08:20:02] hiod [8/554] has challenged SSLbits [662/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to hiod's clock.
[03/30/24 02:42:31] SSLbits [416/906] has come upon Cockatrice [858/888] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:12:24 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/30/24 04:17:18] SSLbits [263/906] has challenged kenyon [811/1029] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:50:36 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/30/24 07:48:48] SSLbits was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:07:17 towards level 75.
[03/31/24 02:35:23] SSLbits [629/906] has come upon ToHellWithGA [6/1309] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:12:15 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/31/24 05:36:08] ComputerTech [118/203] has challenged SSLbits [486/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to ComputerTech's clock.
[04/01/24 14:32:52] SSLbits [617/906] has challenged bsleep [71/631] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:35:26 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/02/24 09:37:57] Minus [76/799] has challenged SSLbits [94/906] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:23:39 is added to Minus's clock.
[04/02/24 15:36:58] Amongusus [30/244] has challenged SSLbits [857/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Amongusus's clock.
[04/03/24 06:12:26] Puff, SSLbits, and cfjk [453/2439] have team battled rs, Wam, and thornrag [1962/2322] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/24 07:19:00] GilbertErik, bg, and "\@_ [726/2820] have team battled SSLbits, TimeWarp, and wowbagger [130/2472] and won! 2 days, 16:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/24 01:33:13] kptr, el, and Kayn [314/2240] have team battled Crazycatlady, SSLbits, and Thorael [2640/2745] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/24 03:20:56] particleflux, Dex, and dwfreed [1699/2268] have team battled Fenrik, SSLbits, and Paganel [1527/2902] and won! 1 day, 16:20:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/24 03:22:41] DrinkyBird [1106/1234] has come upon SSLbits [744/906] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 12:04:34 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/05/24 14:09:26] jra [198/287] has challenged SSLbits [483/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to jra's clock.
[04/05/24 23:00:59] Cockroach, KyloRen, and CodeGeek [743/2377] have team battled yano, SSLbits, and idleevil [2133/2957] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/24 14:16:02] CompanionCube [654/691] has come upon SSLbits [202/906] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:01:32 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[04/07/24 02:55:29] SSLbits [853/906] has come upon tscherer [67/465] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:47:32 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/07/24 06:09:35] Drin [751/1058] has challenged SSLbits [134/907] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:13:38 is removed from Drin's clock.
[04/08/24 07:10:45] Dex, crysis, and jacob1 [2101/2451] have team battled zifnab06, SSLbits, and cadfael [968/2319] and won! 0 days, 23:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/24 16:18:31] slim [775/1064] has challenged SSLbits [555/907] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:15:10 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/09/24 07:24:45] SSLbits [143/907] has challenged hiod [178/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:26:23 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/09/24 10:41:26] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:37:08 towards level 75.
[04/11/24 09:37:46] SSLbits [840/907] has challenged cornfeedhobo [354/700] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:17:32 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/11/24 18:06:49] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:28 towards level 75.
[04/12/24 00:08:03] SSLbits [539/907] has come upon Carl [333/906] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:13:57 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/12/24 19:34:35] Nehi, Kachin, and Tabmow [1311/2353] have team battled SSLbits, V, and heisenbug [1696/2899] and lost! 0 days, 12:51:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/24 21:27:54] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:53:02 from level 75.
[04/13/24 19:57:05] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:59 from level 75.
[04/18/24 17:14:32] SSLbits [254/924] has come upon ZOTTA [404/1300] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:42:29 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/21/24 02:40:44] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:10 towards level 75.
[04/21/24 06:10:13] SSLbits broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:22 from level 75.
[04/22/24 09:47:08] SSLbits [792/924] has challenged Amongusus [411/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:19:26 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/25/24 00:03:42] SSLbits [191/924] has challenged Nuae [488/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:50 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/26/24 19:45:38] SSLbits [578/924] has challenged sam [892/1050] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/27/24 19:21:31] Luca [31/565] has challenged SSLbits [126/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:32:48 is added to Luca's clock.
[04/28/24 00:40:46] SSLbits [898/924] has come upon Fenrik [975/1279] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:06:00 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/30/24 22:12:29] SSLbits grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:21:51 towards level 76.
[05/01/24 07:52:17] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:02:33 towards level 76.
[05/01/24 08:17:22] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:25:48 towards level 76.
[05/02/24 02:58:57] SSLbits [795/924] has come upon DividedByZero [66/778] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:04:41 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/02/24 14:51:01] NapRug [110/139] has come upon SSLbits [240/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:52 is added to NapRug's clock.
[05/03/24 11:17:57] mordac, tass, and EddieT137 [1403/2860] have team battled SSLbits, bfft, and Affliction [1386/2656] and won! 1 day, 02:29:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/24 04:45:59] pants, DrinkyBird, and bookworm [3072/3413] have team battled Nuae, SSLbits, and fstrelok [1309/2747] and won! 0 days, 09:46:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/24 16:32:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SSLbits with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 23:58:14 from level 76.
[05/05/24 12:57:11] jayvee, SSLbits, and DrinkyBird [2527/2961] have team battled Aksej, soltys, and Soulwhisper [485/2835] and won! 0 days, 00:32:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/24 13:05:52] SSLbits [737/924] has come upon Pinkman [164/950] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:52:17 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/07/24 01:27:04] vegadark, CornFly, and OobSaco [1940/2739] have team battled Puff, SSLbits, and V [515/2769] and won! 0 days, 05:31:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/24 11:14:38] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:20:50 towards level 76.
[05/08/24 21:50:38] Russell [519/1092] has come upon SSLbits [150/924] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:46:19 is removed from Russell's clock.
[05/09/24 09:00:03] Jens, freeboson, and SSLbits [149/2968] have team battled bookworm, Nysdar, and VonToutCourt [199/3015] and lost! 2 days, 11:04:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/24 14:36:46] Minus [732/804] has challenged SSLbits [219/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:50 is removed from Minus's clock.
[05/10/24 17:02:58] Stevland [730/1097] has come upon SSLbits [499/924] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:59:50 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[05/10/24 23:51:43] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:20 towards level 76.
[05/15/24 06:51:28] JohnMH, DojShadow, and SSLbits [333/1965] have team battled laama, sco1, and io [1191/2688] and lost! 1 day, 06:43:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/24 10:18:21] SSLbits [270/924] has come upon IFireflyl [630/799] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:36:43 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/15/24 13:26:52] eising, kinus, and SSLbits [1381/2543] have team battled signofzeta, vectr0n, and slim [839/3042] and won! 0 days, 20:01:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/24 02:26:08] Pricey [512/534] has come upon SSLbits [893/924] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:49:59 is added to Pricey's clock.
[05/18/24 08:33:15] ChowderKeg [21/542] has come upon SSLbits [324/924] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:50:20 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[05/18/24 11:33:42] SSLbits [387/924] has challenged n0ssh [648/662] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:07:08 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/18/24 22:29:42] SSLbits [326/924] has come upon bsleep [595/614] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:22:44 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/19/24 09:39:22] SSLbits [699/924] has challenged zbe [56/1459] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:38:59 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/21/24 03:50:14] sc [97/1182] has challenged SSLbits [99/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:50:04 is added to sc's clock.
[05/21/24 12:04:22] SSLbits [418/924] has come upon nawcom [248/971] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:03:53 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/22/24 05:32:57] drahthaar, SSLbits, and idleevil [750/2981] have team battled tmberg, Tenorman, and ZOTTA [2493/3250] and lost! 2 days, 15:04:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/24 19:39:48] SSLbits, Fehu, and TheSilentLink [1145/2622] have team battled EddieT137, Affliction, and Minus [1168/2459] and lost! 1 day, 07:10:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/24 12:33:52] SSLbits got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:56:32 from level 76.
[05/23/24 19:55:41] SSLbits [419/924] has come upon tscherer [411/464] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:36:17 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/23/24 21:16:22] SSLbits fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! SSLbits's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/24 00:37:02] tsr [396/1050] has come upon SSLbits [834/904] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:44:10 is added to tsr's clock.
[05/25/24 16:32:25] spex [192/1245] has come upon SSLbits [328/904] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:07:11 is added to spex's clock.
[05/26/24 10:22:50] SSLbits [315/904] has challenged TheSilentLink [216/1095] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:59:55 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/26/24 14:21:50] SSLbits [28/904] has come upon Yarosh [142/547] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:40:20 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/27/24 08:28:48] SSLbits [838/904] has challenged Fehu [182/616] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:47:35 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/28/24 03:04:28] SSLbits ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:00:03 from level 76.
[05/28/24 07:34:56] spex [1050/1245] has challenged SSLbits [687/904] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:43:50 is removed from spex's clock.
[05/28/24 07:34:56] spex has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:06:26 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/29/24 18:32:11] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:34:19 towards level 76.
[05/30/24 07:43:03] kenyon, SSLbits, and "\@_ [2137/2862] have team battled style, adamus1red, and Naomi [171/1914] and won! 1 day, 14:54:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/24 03:42:24] VonToutCourt, yano, and TheSilentLink [783/3166] have team battled SSLbits, tmberg, and aqsd [670/2840] and won! 2 days, 07:16:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/24 07:13:07] TheSilentLink, Nuae, and allo [1043/2875] have team battled ZOTTA, \dev\ice, and SSLbits [847/3105] and won! 2 days, 01:45:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/24 04:59:31] ToHellWithGA [542/1307] has challenged SSLbits [633/904] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:17:57 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/01/24 06:17:58] sc [128/1173] has come upon SSLbits [274/904] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:46:54 is added to sc's clock.
[06/01/24 08:52:20] Sombra [1268/1286] has come upon SSLbits [732/904] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:15:19 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[06/03/24 04:11:40] SSLbits [668/904] has challenged t3chn0 [719/1024] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:52:06 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/03/24 06:48:30] ialokin [200/246] has challenged SSLbits [167/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:20 is removed from ialokin's clock.
[06/04/24 20:56:54] SSLbits [177/904] has come upon Gorek [343/1020] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:19:20 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/05/24 06:48:54] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:52 towards level 76.
[06/05/24 23:29:32] h00k [455/557] has challenged SSLbits [731/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:16:21 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/06/24 22:35:37] SSLbits [215/904] has challenged h00k [510/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:23 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/07/24 01:36:28] SSLbits [484/904] has challenged "\@_ [686/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:35:55 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/07/24 09:45:37] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:14:57 towards level 76.
[06/07/24 13:45:23] SSLbits found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:30 towards level 76.
[06/08/24 17:57:35] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:21 towards level 76.
[06/09/24 12:49:29] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:20 towards level 76.
[06/09/24 22:20:33] sam [966/1062] has come upon SSLbits [353/904] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:06 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/10/24 12:11:31] SSLbits [410/904] has come upon kadotux [117/330] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:55:36 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/11/24 04:31:43] Garg, sam, and soltys [2748/2813] have team battled SSLbits, kenyon, and Dex [2594/2770] and won! 1 day, 20:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/24 20:29:10] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:42 towards level 76.
[06/12/24 11:50:40] SSLbits [371/904] has come upon Acolarh [573/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:14 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/13/24 05:50:09] DrinkyBird [362/1263] has come upon SSLbits [364/904] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:11:04 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/13/24 06:23:34] SSLbits [196/1034] has challenged Carl [138/917] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:35:49 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/14/24 19:18:46] Daikojun, SSLbits, and tass [984/2557] have team battled hdm, pwae, and bookworm [2645/2933] and lost! 1 day, 07:20:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/24 22:31:21] mordac [553/968] has challenged SSLbits [109/1034] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:19:31 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/15/24 05:32:27] Paganel [27/779] has come upon SSLbits [571/1034] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:54:35 is added to Paganel's clock.
[06/15/24 06:42:27] misha [657/911] has challenged SSLbits [598/1034] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:52:10 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/15/24 10:45:24] SSLbits, Bluedog, and Rayke [2256/2612] have team battled idleneutral, theZoMBiE, and KindOne [1475/1773] and won! 4 days, 23:31:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/24 00:03:40] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:47:31 towards level 77.
[06/16/24 06:41:17] Thorael [618/854] has challenged SSLbits [776/1034] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:07:22 is added to Thorael's clock.
[06/16/24 18:56:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 14 days, 04:04:56 toward level 77.
[06/16/24 19:43:01] SSLbits [152/1034] has come upon Yarosh [416/550] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:31:55 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/17/24 00:32:06] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:21:17 towards level 77.
[06/17/24 17:02:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 1 day, 09:42:43 toward level 77.
[06/19/24 19:57:48] adamus1red, SSLbits, style, and Ungoliant have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/24 02:53:03] io, Nuae, and hdm [2772/3356] have team battled arv, jacob1, and SSLbits [663/1887] and won! 1 day, 01:29:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/24 16:25:45] J-E-L-L-O [223/253] has challenged SSLbits [681/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to J-E-L-L-O's clock.
[06/22/24 04:51:18] SSLbits, hdm, and Cirdan [441/3518] have team battled hiod, drahthaar, and thornrag [2125/2200] and lost! 3 days, 05:03:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/24 00:26:43] SSLbits [502/1034] has come upon alexlehm [437/840] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:16:21 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[06/23/24 04:34:44] SSLbits ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:36:17 from level 77.
[06/26/24 07:32:47] elf, allo, and SSLbits [1065/2743] have team battled Fischmiep, pastly, and sam [755/2181] and won! 2 days, 18:24:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/24 10:17:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 5 days, 08:59:05 toward level 77.
[06/27/24 21:02:29] SSLbits [293/1034] has challenged Fischmiep [355/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:20 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/28/24 20:34:24] SSLbits [28/1034] has come upon Forud [599/1054] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:15 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/29/24 00:58:49] SSLbits, catte, and Platonides [882/2261] have team battled BastelBot, mordac, and shikhin [1767/3071] and lost! 0 days, 13:02:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/24 09:25:42] SSLbits [985/1034] has come upon Ankhers [202/873] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:17:22 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/02/24 16:25:57] SSLbits discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:55 towards level 77.
[07/03/24 02:42:00] SSLbits [366/1034] has challenged EddieT137 [450/1120] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/03/24 19:44:44] SSLbits [421/1034] has challenged Luca [509/589] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:56:44 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/04/24 05:18:58] ChowderKeg [219/539] has challenged SSLbits [943/1034] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:40:49 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[07/04/24 09:35:11] io [34/1255] has come upon SSLbits [157/1034] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:00:13 is added to io's clock.
[07/04/24 21:48:14] Pinkman, SSLbits, and heisenbug [2208/2823] have team battled alexlehm, Tabmow, and \dev\ice [2505/2765] and lost! 2 days, 12:52:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/24 00:32:47] Fischmiep [219/487] has come upon SSLbits [408/1034] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:39:50 is added to Fischmiep's clock.
[07/05/24 10:15:01] SSLbits learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:52:33 towards level 78.
[07/06/24 23:03:39] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:09:12 towards level 78.
[07/07/24 14:53:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 33 days, 18:40:43 toward level 78.
[07/07/24 23:44:57] pastly, SSLbits, and malat [1303/2325] have team battled ChowderKeg, Kayn, and Pinkman [391/2160] and won! 0 days, 02:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/24 05:19:55] SSLbits bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:14:48 from level 78.
[07/08/24 08:16:57] kadotux [10/418] has come upon SSLbits [90/1034] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:53:29 is added to kadotux's clock.
[07/08/24 13:42:03] ahmubashshir [36/630] has come upon SSLbits [104/1034] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:25:41 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[07/09/24 05:12:56] SSLbits [173/1034] has come upon ToHellWithGA [407/1307] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:08:02 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/10/24 07:51:54] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:48 towards level 78.
[07/13/24 18:30:09] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:06 towards level 78.
[07/16/24 09:01:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 6 days, 06:37:02 toward level 78.
[07/17/24 08:32:34] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:23 towards level 78.
[07/20/24 06:53:05] SSLbits [949/1034] has come upon OobSaco [201/946] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:40:15 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/21/24 05:51:21] bg, wowbagger, and kevkev [530/2639] have team battled SSLbits, TheSilentLink, and Misza [2490/3309] and lost! 1 day, 17:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/24 20:42:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 3 days, 20:14:41 toward level 78.
[07/22/24 01:48:04] figment, enteral, SSLbits, and fork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/24 06:37:35] Fischmiep, hdm, and SSLbits [486/2688] have team battled Kritzefitz, canton7, and kenyon [1435/3168] and lost! 0 days, 21:49:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/24 08:47:50] misha, dyvonna, and jra [956/2126] have team battled SSLbits, Wam, and Drin [2610/3350] and lost! 1 day, 01:01:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/24 03:48:00] SSLbits was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:19 towards level 78.
[07/27/24 10:38:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 0 days, 00:13:05 toward level 78.
[07/27/24 10:48:20] SSLbits [503/1034] has challenged sco1 [50/568] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:27:04 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[07/28/24 16:57:07] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:43:56 towards level 79.
[07/28/24 23:01:09] SSLbits, ahmubashshir, and Malvolio [1831/2267] have team battled blobdog, tswsl, and bg [1733/2615] and won! 0 days, 17:57:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/24 03:18:25] SSLbits had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:07:13 from level 79.
[07/29/24 10:26:59] SSLbits was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:04:58 from level 79.
[07/29/24 11:21:53] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:25:45 towards level 79.
[07/29/24 21:24:02] SSLbits [239/1034] has come upon thornrag [813/843] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:51:15 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/29/24 23:47:17] SSLbits [491/1034] has come upon kptr [726/831] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:03:51 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/31/24 13:06:06] SSLbits broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:39:20 from level 79.
[07/31/24 22:47:16] SSLbits [195/1034] has come upon arv [198/649] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:52:16 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/01/24 03:29:23] SSLbits, thornrag, and io [110/3131] have team battled signofzeta, cadfael, and Affliction [439/2538] and lost! 0 days, 17:57:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/24 07:47:29] ahmubashshir, vectr0n, and jacob1 [568/2376] have team battled "\@_, Blohsh, and SSLbits [226/2626] and won! 0 days, 15:56:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/24 20:07:30] bt, SSLbits, and blobdog [1005/2459] have team battled MetaNova, CornFly, and Ungoliant [1588/3152] and lost! 0 days, 17:57:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/24 15:29:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 20 days, 18:52:08 toward level 79.
[08/03/24 03:34:30] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:57:02 towards level 79.
[08/03/24 04:06:16] ChowderKeg [170/545] has come upon SSLbits [516/1034] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:09:31 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[08/03/24 20:02:47] popey [184/1092] has challenged SSLbits [812/1034] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:21:48 is added to popey's clock.
[08/04/24 23:08:41] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:54:37 from level 79.
[08/05/24 03:13:10] SSLbits [824/1034] has come upon ToHellWithGA [973/1318] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:55:29 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/05/24 17:14:31] SSLbits [965/1034] has challenged d4n13L [389/693] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:59:19 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/06/24 00:16:24] SSLbits [657/1034] has challenged Yarosh [41/553] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:47:05 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/06/24 09:12:35] SSLbits ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:43:05 from level 79.
[08/07/24 03:41:18] drahthaar [162/884] has challenged SSLbits [8/1034] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:59:22 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[08/07/24 15:11:49] arv, soltys, and yano [2561/2740] have team battled yNos, SSLbits, and Asara [2168/2637] and won! 0 days, 05:03:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/24 18:54:56] SSLbits got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:24:33 from level 79.
[08/08/24 02:24:05] SSLbits [220/1034] has come upon dxrt [252/370] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:22:15 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/08/24 11:06:41] SSLbits fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:36:57 from level 79.
[08/09/24 12:49:43] SSLbits, gideonstar, and freeboson [2818/2992] have team battled Kritzefitz, Notir, and tmberg [2724/3345] and won! 2 days, 00:55:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/24 00:51:02] SSLbits was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:16:29 from level 79.
[08/10/24 14:07:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 12 days, 03:15:46 toward level 79.
[08/10/24 15:40:12] el [487/1206] has challenged SSLbits [440/1034] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:30:34 is removed from el's clock.
[08/11/24 10:51:10] \dev\ice [1133/1248] has challenged SSLbits [294/1034] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:47:21 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[08/11/24 10:51:10] \dev\ice has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:00:19 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/12/24 09:31:58] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:24 towards level 79.
[08/13/24 23:49:14] SSLbits [229/1034] has come upon yang [118/637] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:24:09 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/14/24 05:02:40] SSLbits EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:33:57 from level 79.
[08/16/24 00:33:03] zifnab06, Bluedog, and HeavyPodda [515/2706] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Asara, and SSLbits [358/2974] and won! 0 days, 06:22:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/24 02:16:19] SSLbits [1031/1034] has come upon Nuae [680/962] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:11:01 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/16/24 02:16:19] SSLbits has dealt Nuae a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:17:59 is added to Nuae's clock.
[08/16/24 08:22:26] SSLbits [34/1034] has challenged tsr [681/1072] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:44 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/17/24 00:26:35] SSLbits [510/1034] has challenged Sombra [904/1265] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:31:10 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/17/24 06:28:10] SSLbits [1032/1034] has challenged Ankhers [773/862] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:44:43 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/17/24 10:14:39] SSLbits set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:02:26 from level 79.
[08/18/24 07:14:02] SSLbits [787/1034] has come upon dxrt [277/375] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:51:29 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/18/24 15:40:52] t3chn0, nn2407, and Kurenai [896/2414] have team battled SSLbits, Zaratustra, and Cockroach [129/2571] and won! 0 days, 09:56:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/24 03:16:46] kadotux [534/688] has challenged SSLbits [780/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to kadotux's clock.
[08/19/24 19:05:59] SSLbits stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:48 towards level 79.
[08/20/24 10:48:14] Wam [231/1204] has challenged SSLbits [780/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:09:14 is added to Wam's clock.
[08/21/24 11:54:53] SSLbits [852/1034] has challenged CrashOverride [735/790] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:54:58 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/22/24 13:50:04] dyvonna [73/753] has challenged SSLbits [467/1034] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[08/22/24 21:25:20] SSLbits slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! SSLbits's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/23/24 10:48:56] d4n13L, SSLbits, and Theleveler [2255/2497] have team battled ukleinek, freeboson, and fstrelok [1978/3006] and won! 1 day, 11:07:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/24 12:07:44] CrashOverride [583/790] has challenged SSLbits [602/1028] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:40:37 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[08/23/24 15:49:24] SSLbits [781/1028] has come upon Cockroach [436/877] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:54:26 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[08/25/24 10:15:00] drahthaar [27/865] has come upon SSLbits [481/1028] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:25:48 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[08/27/24 09:34:06] SSLbits, gildarts, and caeli [2631/2854] have team battled TimeWarp, Nysdar, and Thorael [1648/2705] and won! 4 days, 10:27:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/24 15:24:22] dots [92/278] has come upon SSLbits [695/1028] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:33 is added to dots's clock.
[08/29/24 09:55:37] Asara, Stevland, and SSLbits [2106/2759] have team battled Tenorman, ToHellWithGA, and Paganel [67/2907] and won! 0 days, 14:49:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/24 18:49:14] Silvanus_Betrium [787/1189] has challenged SSLbits [114/1028] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:58:35 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[08/29/24 20:20:53] SSLbits died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:39:15 from level 79.
[08/29/24 20:41:08] SSLbits found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:25:03 towards level 79.
[08/30/24 08:11:06] Raithmir [44/354] has challenged SSLbits [216/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Raithmir's clock.
[08/30/24 14:23:18] freeboson, HollowWasp, and Gangsterish [2426/3010] have team battled SSLbits, figment, and Nuae [1917/2456] and won! 1 day, 13:49:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/24 00:34:47] SSLbits [749/1028] has come upon CodeGeek [1075/1275] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:01:31 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/31/24 03:24:08] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:53 towards level 79.
[09/01/24 09:58:00] Ungoliant, SSLbits, and StalkR [981/3191] have team battled V, CodeGeek, and ToeCheese [292/2818] and won! 0 days, 14:11:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/24 12:34:33] CrashOverride [509/790] has come upon SSLbits [403/1028] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:56:20 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[09/01/24 13:51:30] SSLbits [154/1028] has come upon solarsparq [320/798] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:53:59 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/02/24 17:16:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 2 days, 03:18:46 toward level 79.
[09/03/24 16:42:40] yNos, SSLbits, and Haxx [315/2531] have team battled CompanionCube, tmberg, and jra [2177/2306] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/24 20:05:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 5 days, 13:22:57 toward level 79.
[09/05/24 20:25:57] Wolf, BlueJay, and SSLbits [1572/2667] have team battled Lord255, idleneutral, and ColonelPanic001 [2268/2646] and lost! 0 days, 12:49:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/24 00:38:33] SirBummelz, SSLbits, insidesources, and Amongusus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/24 10:16:36] Blohsh [547/694] has challenged SSLbits [354/1028] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:30:34 is removed from Blohsh's clock.
[09/08/24 20:24:49] chadgpt [322/421] has come upon SSLbits [295/1028] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:41:49 is removed from chadgpt's clock.
[09/09/24 16:59:25] AMNeSia [75/342] has come upon SSLbits [512/1028] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:19 is added to AMNeSia's clock.
[09/10/24 10:37:05] Kody, Mat, and SSLbits [1523/2805] have team battled Cockroach, MetaNova, and Bunny [1452/2463] and won! 1 day, 21:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/24 01:01:57] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:08 from level 79.
[09/11/24 06:17:55] SSLbits left their weapon out in the rain to rust! SSLbits's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/24 09:03:08] SSLbits invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:13 towards level 79.
[09/11/24 13:27:20] gusto, Lord255, and Ravenloft [2629/2660] have team battled QxL, muirrum, and SSLbits [96/2067] and won! 0 days, 11:57:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/24 07:37:49] jayvee [1017/1040] has come upon SSLbits [434/996] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:20:56 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[09/14/24 11:17:25] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:38 towards level 79.
[09/14/24 12:33:06] SSLbits [506/996] has come upon gradator [201/772] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:01:34 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/16/24 19:10:02] Stevland [248/1112] has come upon SSLbits [995/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:15:17 is added to Stevland's clock.
[09/17/24 13:38:31] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:49 towards level 79.
[09/18/24 11:10:58] Khorne [539/757] has come upon SSLbits [525/996] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:26:02 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[09/19/24 00:42:05] SSLbits [601/996] has come upon ukleinek [161/1044] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:26:26 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/20/24 02:15:03] zifnab06, SSLbits, and sc [2945/3015] have team battled Tabmow, Sario, and thornrag [2560/2791] and won! 0 days, 05:00:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/24 07:13:27] ChowderKeg [149/545] has challenged SSLbits [130/996] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:32:20 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[09/20/24 16:34:10] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:29 towards level 79.
[09/20/24 21:34:37] EddieT137, Wam, and crysis [2392/3297] have team battled rawgreaze, nn2407, and SSLbits [1886/2704] and won! 0 days, 04:25:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/24 21:55:10] SSLbits [188/996] has challenged dots [23/333] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:16:49 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/20/24 23:07:31] Anahi'i [69/101] has challenged SSLbits [476/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Anahi'i's clock.
[09/21/24 06:19:52] sky [652/684] has challenged SSLbits [690/996] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:06:48 is added to sky's clock.
[09/22/24 23:13:09] SSLbits has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:29:06 from level 80.
[09/23/24 21:37:33] SSLbits [230/996] has challenged MadMan [544/630] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:10:30 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/23/24 23:07:11] benzo, Gorek, and heisenbug [1473/2135] have team battled BastelBot, io, and SSLbits [1654/3141] and lost! 0 days, 18:39:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/24 03:46:07] SSLbits [141/996] has challenged soltys [844/1189] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:41:48 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[09/25/24 07:33:11] nax_, sco1, and JigmeDatse [337/1721] have team battled fork, DojShadow, and SSLbits [713/2756] and lost! 0 days, 13:56:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/24 01:42:59] kevkev [667/980] has challenged SSLbits [395/996] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:56:58 is removed from kevkev's clock.
[09/26/24 05:59:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 5 days, 06:28:28 toward level 80.
[09/29/24 00:11:50] SSLbits [763/996] has challenged bsleep [206/624] in combat and won! 20 days, 10:44:00 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[09/29/24 13:39:32] bum_farto [26/27] has challenged SSLbits [940/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to bum_farto's clock.
[09/29/24 14:39:53] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 03:47:41 from level 80.
[10/01/24 03:25:40] SSLbits [415/996] has challenged Lnk [996/1140] in combat and lost! 10 days, 21:54:19 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/01/24 17:29:50] benzo [71/342] has come upon SSLbits [693/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:40:00 is added to benzo's clock.
[10/02/24 10:31:41] signofzeta [27/1134] has come upon SSLbits [317/996] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:18:44 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[10/02/24 23:24:29] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:15:42 towards level 80.
[10/03/24 02:13:01] elf [586/845] has come upon SSLbits [81/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:51:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/03/24 07:00:45] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:09:27 towards level 80.
[10/03/24 18:39:03] BastelBot, Fehu, and SSLbits [165/2506] have team battled ToeCheese, pastly, and solarsparq [71/1873] and won! 0 days, 14:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/24 09:38:14] SSLbits, Xenthys, and DojShadow [555/2967] have team battled Zaratustra, Minus, and Wam [1676/2658] and lost! 7 days, 10:49:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/24 19:49:10] pastly [483/694] has come upon SSLbits [371/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:23:54 is removed from pastly's clock.
[10/06/24 15:51:33] dwfreed, kadotux, and SSLbits [160/3066] have team battled EddieT137, CompanionCube, and edo [378/2085] and lost! 2 days, 10:49:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/24 00:04:24] SSLbits, nax, and RussellB [1742/2493] have team battled gusto, SirBummelz, and Neil [2282/2646] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/24 04:01:23] SSLbits, apb, and Lord255 [3271/3331] have team battled wowbagger, brycec, and tswsl [2262/2912] and won! 1 day, 16:48:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/24 11:05:12] SSLbits learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:35:19 from level 80.
[10/15/24 04:13:31] Wizard-Of-Paws, hiod, and bsleep [680/1998] have team battled SSLbits, SirNeo, and Asara [864/2845] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/24 23:02:08] SSLbits [625/980] has challenged Platonides [372/925] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:34:55 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/16/24 01:02:40] Cirdan [284/1118] has challenged SSLbits [178/980] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:10:46 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[10/16/24 03:03:14] SSLbits [793/980] has challenged yano [1047/1057] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:26:11 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/16/24 03:45:10] zifnab06, dyvonna, and hugga [1456/2705] have team battled SSLbits, sam, and slim [2401/3390] and lost! 1 day, 00:10:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/24 00:30:06] zuper [388/524] has challenged SSLbits [431/980] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to zuper's clock.
[10/20/24 02:23:31] Gangsterish, gendish, and SSLbits [879/2532] have team battled soygirl, solarsparq, and washclof [2150/3062] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/24 14:55:19] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:41:25 towards level 80.
[10/20/24 19:42:20] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:34:19 towards level 80.
[10/23/24 22:35:09] BeepBeepImAJeep [31/145] has challenged SSLbits [428/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to BeepBeepImAJeep's clock.
[10/24/24 00:40:38] SSLbits, tomhek, and wowbagger [1421/3014] have team battled gusto, sam, and gradator [1099/2722] and won! 2 days, 22:19:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/24 10:45:35] SSLbits [972/980] has come upon Carl [990/997] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:46:27 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/26/24 12:00:21] SSLbits, Fehu, and Kayn [707/2263] have team battled spex, spawn, and Neil [313/2593] and won! 4 days, 22:31:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/24 14:56:28] SSLbits [124/980] has come upon jaxson [440/1079] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:04:16 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/26/24 22:46:48] SSLbits lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:17:23 from level 80.
[10/27/24 13:18:42] SSLbits [653/980] has come upon dxrt [182/373] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:23:08 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[10/27/24 13:47:37] yano [929/1052] has challenged SSLbits [200/980] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:18:34 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/27/24 15:08:04] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:01:06 towards level 80.
[10/27/24 18:17:24] SSLbits [518/980] has challenged HeavyPodda [933/1006] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:22:34 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/27/24 23:18:42] gusto [850/859] has challenged SSLbits [545/980] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:08:15 is removed from gusto's clock.
[10/28/24 01:56:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 17 days, 18:00:52 toward level 80.
[10/28/24 09:25:40] SSLbits was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:24:07 from level 80.
[10/29/24 05:26:35] SSLbits [888/980] has challenged bsleep [38/624] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:05:47 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/02/24 06:52:41] SSLbits [15/980] has challenged ambitious_sloth [213/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:02:29 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/02/24 09:09:46] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:54 towards level 80.
[11/02/24 17:55:42] SSLbits [234/980] has challenged gendish [139/456] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:51:21 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/03/24 08:12:58] SSLbits [816/980] has come upon Cirdan [996/1122] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:41:47 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/03/24 09:27:37] gradator, SSLbits, and unicron [1607/2875] have team battled ToeCheese, baltazario, and damyan [1519/1790] and won! 1 day, 05:42:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/24 21:47:33] hdm, "\@_, and Wolf [9/2925] have team battled SSLbits, ambitious_sloth, and Pinkman [204/3013] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/24 22:16:15] SSLbits [15/980] has challenged nax^ [77/354] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:14:34 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/06/24 07:48:23] SSLbits [671/980] has come upon Wolf [615/915] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:30:33 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/06/24 21:46:12] caeli [35/677] has come upon SSLbits [425/980] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:05:16 is added to caeli's clock.
[11/07/24 02:13:23] SSLbits [691/980] has come upon Matthew [726/861] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:16:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/07/24 08:26:39] SSLbits [662/980] has come upon f0zk [578/610] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:45:22 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/07/24 18:57:10] sparogy [176/590] has come upon SSLbits [654/980] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:41:16 is added to sparogy's clock.
[11/08/24 00:51:57] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:21:13 towards level 80.
[11/08/24 02:45:41] SSLbits [836/980] has come upon misha [419/900] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:43:38 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/08/24 15:12:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 11 days, 21:41:29 toward level 80.
[11/09/24 01:14:21] Ankhers, SSLbits, and CptKillmor [1782/2306] have team battled catte, MetaNova, and blazed [545/2198] and won! 0 days, 10:52:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/24 07:15:29] SSLbits [589/980] has come upon Sario [919/1074] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:35 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/09/24 13:38:56] vegadark [440/1112] has challenged SSLbits [64/980] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:39:09 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/10/24 05:28:54] SSLbits [526/980] has come upon Yarosh [211/615] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:43:43 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/10/24 06:52:54] ToeCheese [456/593] has challenged SSLbits [635/980] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to ToeCheese's clock.
[11/11/24 11:41:25] SSLbits [453/980] has come upon enteral [341/792] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:38:49 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/11/24 13:55:52] particleflux, mordac, and SSLbits [1412/2565] have team battled simple, ToHellWithGA, and kadotux [1578/3442] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/24 16:23:49] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:18 towards level 80.
[11/13/24 02:40:04] SSLbits [817/980] has come upon mdpv [71/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:53:40 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/13/24 17:59:47] SSLbits [323/980] has challenged Bluedog [253/826] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:45:25 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/14/24 18:12:25] SSLbits got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:17:09 towards level 81.
[11/16/24 16:28:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SSLbits 23 days, 16:21:35 toward level 81.
[11/16/24 17:39:22] ambitious_sloth [450/635] has challenged SSLbits [928/980] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[11/16/24 19:07:51] SSLbits [417/980] has come upon Haxx [348/365] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:46:49 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/17/24 06:28:36] SSLbits [0/980] has challenged dyvonna [548/658] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:32:03 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/17/24 12:37:10] SSLbits [224/980] has come upon drahthaar [388/882] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:32:41 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/18/24 05:34:37] TheSilentLink [1153/1170] has challenged SSLbits [464/980] in combat and won! 17 days, 10:07:45 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[11/19/24 22:25:00] SSLbits got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:47:27 from level 81.
[11/20/24 22:25:48] SSLbits set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:34:18 from level 81.
[11/21/24 08:48:34] alephnull [654/784] has come upon SSLbits [863/980] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:31:34 is added to alephnull's clock.
[11/21/24 11:40:07] Malvolio, SSLbits, and Platonides [2212/2775] have team battled gildarts, gideonstar, and solarsparq [135/2737] and won! 0 days, 22:53:21 is removed from their clocks.